#(at first anyway)

[itsscaredycat]

the triangle obtains a mortal human body! and depth perception!

edit: AU created by @/waty_mot and @/LosanPostle on twitter!

[timsutton]

I think when conservatives claim the internet is turning their daughter into trans men they’re talking about you

the trans teens corrupted ME where do you think i LEARNED all this stuff

[danyartlife]

she was an empty shell of a person when Bienfu brought her to me

[gogandmagog]

“(…)There was an American sitting behind Jane and me—such a romantic-looking man, with coal-black hair and eyes. Josie Pye says he is a distinguished artist, and that her mother’s cousin in Boston is married to a man that used to go to school with him. Well, we heard him say—didn’t we, Jane?—’Who is that girl on the platform with the splendid Titian hair? She has a face I should like to paint.’ There now, Anne. But what does Titian hair mean?”

— Anne of Green Gables, Lucy Maud Montgomery

A(nother) modern AU (you know, the kind I loathe so wholly), except in place of an American painter, a ‘famous’ American photographer comes to the White Sands Hotel for this concert. After Anne’s moving Noyes ‘the Highwayman’ recital, he seeks her out and asks her if she’s ever been ‘shot’ before (he wants to, and he tells Marilla this is a paid gig when she scoffs)… his sunflower compliment is yes, of course, about her Titan hair, but he also adds that her face is ‘high fashion/old money’ – which gets an unexpected ironic laugh from the orphan of two very poor teachers. The payment associated with Anne being photographed is too generous to sensibly say no to, even if Marilla is worried of the impact on Anne’s vanity, and two months afterwards, Anne is offered a contract with one of the biggest agencies in the States… Ford (😅) models. Over the next four years, her success grants her all the necessary funds for a B.A. from Redmond… without relying on burdening Marilla’s ‘slim purse.’

"Red hair is very fashionable now," said Anne, trying to smile, but speaking rather coldly. Life had developed in her a sense of humor which helped her over many difficulties; but as yet nothing had availed to steel her against a reference to her hair.

"So it is--so it is," conceded Mrs. Harmon. "There's no telling what queer freaks fashion will take.”

— Anne of the Island, Lucy Maud Montgomery

[spookyscarycreepydollgirl]

Despite being a man-eating spider monster that hunts with the help of a non-Euclidean ever shifting labyrinthine eldritch location. Bastion is the sort of person who’d say “Goodness gracious” unironically. I feel like he should have intimidation points deducted for this.

[rosescries]

if in TSM the mc had surge problems? as if they freaked out for various reasons such as fear of skeletons, anger, bad memories and etc...

They wouldn't have much of a clue what's actually going on with her. If anything it'd just prove what Taylor said, that Mc hates Monsters. So they'd be a bit more short with her.

Cause everything to go a lot slower. Mutt wouldn't warm up to her as fast either, but he'd catch on a lot faster than everyone else.

[ampleappleamble]

The lyrics to David Bowie's Word On A Wing: In this age of grand delusion/You walked into my life out of my dreams... You say we're growing/Growing heart and soul... Just as long as I can walk/I'll walk beside you, I'm alive in you... Sweet name, you're born once again for me/And I'm ready to shape the scheme of things... I kneel and offer you my word on a wing/And I'm trying hard to fit among your scheme of things/It's safer than a strange land, but I still care for myself/And I don't stand in my own light... My prayer flies like a word on a wing/Does my prayer fit in with your scheme of things?

Me: oh wow... beautiful love song... it's so axa/aloth, from his perspective...

Genius Lyrics dot com: this song is about a distraught Bowie desperately seeking a relationship with the Christian god

Me: mmmmmmmm yeah okay that actually might explain a few things.

[varilien]

am i blanchin?

girl we blanchin!!

HI HIII happy birthday to everyone's favorite mystery twins!! how did they grow up so fast!!!!

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[pouletpourri]

"You just have to look closely."

[idlelizard]

celestial seal. sealestial? celestseal? a harbor starbor seal

[vamprisms]

adhd will have you fighting for your life to do beloved hobbies that bring you nothing but joy

[ciderjacks]

contracts written in blood

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[seagiri]

when did this happen???

[mroddmod]

they are like puppies. 2 me

[hinamie]

post-graduation trip airport looks

[deaddriv]

Translated with permission!!

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Note from author: Wouldn't it be hard for half-foots to go to the movie theater?