#(another neat weapon for his repertoire x) )
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gunslinginnhogtyin · 1 month ago
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Interdimensional Mail Incoming
That's the only warning Butch gets before a portal opens up and a pristinely wrapped package shoots through at him. Shortly after, Crowley tumbles out onto the dirt, "Merry Shitscram! I hope you don't mind homemade gifts!!"
Inside the parcel appears to be a rope... Oh but not ANY rope! Despite its small size, it has a leather handle on it, the butt end donning a gold medallion that's been engraved with a cowboy hat featuring horns. There's a button on the side that, if Butch were to choose to press and gesture out with, would extend the steel beaded whip to its full length!
"Figured you'd like some extra firepower out here in the Wild West! It's nonlethal damage, but hurts like a *bitch!* Anyhoozles! Feliz Navidad, amigo!"
Gifts! // @save-slot-a
The cowboy stiffens up just before he pulls the trigger on his gun the moment he hears it. He had been practicing to keep his skills sharp! He looks all around before a wrapped gift box comes from seemingly out of nowhere and smacks him in the face, causing him to drop his weapon.
“ACK!! What th—“ He’s quick enough to catch the box when it falls from his face and all becomes clear to him when he hears something tumbling into the dirt behind him followed by a familiar voice. He swings around to find…Crowley! And his expression immediately lights up.
“Crowley, y’sun’f a gun! Y’scared th’ daylights outta me!” Butch laughs, beaming brightly. “Handmade? Those’re my favorite!” With that, he eagerly begins to shred the gift box and what he finds makes his eyes grow somewhat wide.
He holds it in his hand, running his fingers over the leather handle and then the medallion with intrigue and that’s when he notices the button on the side. “Crowley, y’ain’t had t’go an’ put somethin’ t’gether fer—“ CRACK! With the press of a button and a swing of his arm, he quickly finds out what else his new gift is capable of and surprise takes up his face. Then, it grows brighter than before!
“Bahah! I’ll take all th’ firepower I can get, baby! Thanks, Crowls—I love it! I can’t wait t’get some practice in with this baby!” He’s bouncing on his heels already.
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