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doodles i accumulated while watching transformers prime

bro the poor bots in this show and their horrible fates. remember how skyquake got murdered and resurrected and then left to roam the shadow zone as a dark energon zombie for the rest of the foreseeable future
#i finished transformers prime a few weeks ago!!#adored every season of it#the movie not so much but the show is strong enough on its own that it rlly doesnāt matter#wheeljack is my favourite autobots OHHHHH MY GOD WHEELJACKKK#i have a huge soft spot for chaotic destructive characters ooohhhhh my god#heās like a cool uncle to miko i love their dynamic so much#unrelated to tfp but SKYBOUND UPDATED AND I NEED TO RANT ABOUT IT#HAVE I EVER MENTIONED HOW MUCH I LOVE SKYBOUND SOUNDWAVE#HAVE I#HAVE Iāļøāļøāļøāļø#dude im in love with how this series characterized starscream and soundwave#starscream is his usual horrible conniving self but THESE LATEST CHAPTERS HAVE ME SYMPATHIZING FOR HIM SO BADDD#MEGATRON AND SOUNDWAVE ARE LIKE TAG TEAMING HIM GET BRO OUT OF THEREššš#i could gush about soundwaveās character in skybound forever they made him such a genuine threat#āadditional shots requiredā HES SO EVIL. 10/10#transformers#soundwave#maccadam#skyquake#megatron#optimus prime#zorangetf#transformers prime#tfp
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RANT// i hate reverse1999 twt SO FREKAING NUCH as a trans dude the whole "i hate all men/kill all men/fuck anything masculine" attitude that everyone in reverse 1999 twitter just seem to have up their ass and embeded is genuinely so insufferable,
between the lowkey terfy quote on quote woke players and the misogynistic dude bros i would rather kill myself
bluepoch please never add a heavily implied binary trans character or i freaking die
also i totally get the reason why the queer side of the community on twitter have this attitude is because gacha dudebros are alvways mad that there arent as much male characters in r99 when the game is targetted towards (queer?) women and r weird but its like OKAYYYYY WE GETTTITTT JEEZZZ some rando was mad about a tweet of argus and that one upcoming male character in genshin and making a meme that was like "congratulations on ur transition argus" obviously a joke and is playful coz the two characters look a like and the quote rt was like "NEVER COMPARE ARGUS TO A MāN!!! HOW DARE U COMPARE MY BUTCH QUEEN TO A MAN!!" Sybau š its not dat serious
Like srslt does no other trans ppl in the fandom ever get annoyed by this like mmgmmh gender essentialism or whatever the fuck š¤¤š¤¤ i hate mfs who constantly publicly interact w the whole gender war in any gacha games esp when they bring nothing to the table and are just saying shit for the sake of it and making more ppl see it and spreading the hate
like this isnt me saying that oh this problem is more worst than dude bros being misogynistic ofc im not but im 100% sure someone will take it that way i just do not think generalizing any group of ppl esp gender is ever good esp when u embed that shit like its part of ur personality if u are genuinely disgusted/hate anything masculine or male related (this does not count w trauma ofc) do not ever say u support trans ppl like ever this sentiment harms all trans ppl any generalization of male and female harms everyone actually
edit: sorry for being so pissy about this i wrote this when it was like 5am with no sleep but point is i want people to know that this type of rhetoric is harmful to all types of queer ppl so please be mindful of what you say tyy
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If I may request a Rise fic!! Iām a huge sucker for comfort/cheer up tickles, so could you possibly write a disaster twins fic with Lee Leo and Ler Donnie where Leoās been having a pretty bad day (because of what is your choice!) and ends up feeling self conscious about himself and stuff, so Donnie decides to cheer up his twin!! Please donāt feel rushed and make sure youāre taking care of yourself ^_^
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āI canātĀ believeĀ youāreĀ doingĀ this to me again.ā Leo grumbled under his breath as he rested his mouth on his palm, glancing away from his brother as he sighed loudly.Ā
āWellĀ maybeĀ if you werenāt soĀ fuckingĀ recklessĀ I wouldnāt need to.ā Donnie growled lowly, glaring down at his twin.
āIām not aĀ baby,Ā Don. I donāt need to be supervised like Iām some bombĀ triggered toĀ explode.ā The younger said in exasperation, lying down on his bed whilst grabbing a comic book to read off of his desk.
If Leo was going to be told off and scolded by his dear beloved brow-loving brother, he should atĀ least have something to occupy himself with in the meanwhile.Ā
The softshell groaned eternally at his little brotherās action, quickly snatching the piece of literature out of the otherās hands and throwing it effortlessly to the ground.Ā
Uninterested lime green eyes locked with a determined yet fierce light golden, both of them refusing to look away or blink to show their dominance.
But after a while, the red eared slider grew more impatient, looking away again as he picked a hangnail on his thumb, āIf youāre going to yell at me,Ā can you just get it over with?Ā I saw a reddit post predicting whatās going to happen in The Umbrella Academy season four and IĀ needĀ to read it.āĀ
āYou can read thatĀ later,Ā Nardo. I promise you, that reddit post isnāt going toĀ fly away.ā The elder said as he pinched the bridge of his snout, āWhat IĀ needĀ you to do right now is acknowledge what you did today wasĀ stupid,Ā alright?āĀ
Leo looked away from his older brother, scoffing lightly, āI do stupid things all the time.Ā What stupid action of mine are you wanting to scream at me forĀ thisĀ time?āĀ
The softshell turtle took a couple deep breaths at that comment, drumming his fingers on his left arm in a soothing motion because he wasĀ NOTĀ going to give into the urge of strangling his twin brotherā¦
ā¦No matter how much he deserved it.
āIām not planning on screaming at youā that wonāt helpĀ anyoneĀ orĀ anything.ā The purple banded turtle explained calmlyā¦but you could see andĀ tellĀ he was starting to lose his paitence.Ā
āBut you want to.ā The red eared slider pressed on.Ā
āLeoā¦please.Ā IĀ donātĀ want to argue right now.āĀ
āWeāre not arguing.Ā Weāre justĀ kindlyĀ discussing myĀ oh-soĀ stupidĀ descisionĀ that unfolded earlier today, right?ā The younger twin smirked smugly, his eyes locking once again with his brother.Ā
When it came to arguments, the leader in blueĀ alwaysĀ had thisĀ wonderfulĀ tactic to avoiding things:Ā attempting to annoy the other personĀ so muchĀ that they drop the subject they wanted to discuss with himĀ completely.
It always worked withĀ Raphā¦which the red eared slider didnāt know whether that was aĀ goodĀ thingĀ or aĀ badĀ thing.
But the only downside ofĀ doingĀ this tactic was his dumb twin sawĀ rightĀ through itā¦
ā¦And LeonardoĀ despisedĀ it.Ā
āNardoā¦youĀ knowĀ what Iām referring to.Ā And stop picking,Ā please.Ā Your going to hurt yourself.ā The older attempted to say in a tranquil voice, but it personally just sounded like he wasĀ one secondĀ away fromĀ losing. his.Ā shell.
āI sadlyĀ do not knowĀ what your referring to.ā The blue cladded teen said coyly, picking on his hangnail more desperately now, āCare to enlighten me, Tello?āĀ
Donnieās expression hardened ever so slightly at his younger brotherās absoluteĀ persistenceĀ on annoying him out of hisĀ right mindĀ so he could eventually drop the subjectā¦but the softshell turtle wasĀ notĀ budging.
His twin would have to tryĀ way harderĀ thanĀ that.
āIādĀ loveĀ to.ā The light golden eyed mutant said in a fake sweet tone as he walked over to lean his shell on Leoās closed door, crossing his arms in disaproval. The elder grabbed his brotherās sword, planting it right next to his foot so the blue banded turtle couldnāt reach for it.Ā
The red eared sliderās cocky grin turned to a small grimaceĀ (shake)Ā as he soon came to terms with what his older brother was doingā¦
ā¦He physically could not leave from this conversationā¦literally.
Leonardo crossed his arms, trying to mimick the otherās serious demeanor but was only met with an icy glare in return.Ā
āWhat you did during todayās mission was completleyĀ recklessĀ andĀ idiotic,Ā Leonardoā¦and you know it.ā The second oldest said, āI had that thugĀ exactlyĀ where I wanted him butĀ noooooo.Ā Because you saw meĀ tripĀ you thought it would be aĀ spectacularĀ ideaĀ to throw yourselfĀ on topĀ of me as that hooligan tried to hit me with hisĀ bat!!ā Donatello seethed.Ā
āWeāve been over thisĀ multipleĀ times,Ā Leo! There wasĀ noĀ reasonĀ for you to do that!ā The light golden eyed teen yelled, his glare only hardening more as he saw the younger stuttering over his words to try to defend himself.
āIām not done.ā The taller teen growled, all of his calmness and collectiveness thrown completley out of the window.
The slider slightly flinched (which went un-noticed by the other) at his brotherās genuine angry tone, his left leg fidgeting and bouncing up and down like crazy.Ā
His tactic wasĀ reallyĀ starting to not work in his favour at allā¦
āJustā¦stop putting yourself in the middle of danger like youāre just expecting the rest of us to justĀ watch.Ā Weāre your familyā¦and mostĀ importantly,Ā we can defend ourselves justĀ fine.āĀ
āWell ihisnātĀ thatĀ hypocritic!ā Leonardo scoffed before creasing his eye ridges together in genuine confusion, mumbling to himself, āHypā¦uhā¦hypocrotic?Ā Hypā¦Hypocraticā¦?āĀ
āHypocritical?ā The older deadpanned.
āYES!Ā THATĀ WORD!ā Leo said, āWhen we were fighting Kraang Prime on the ship and he went to take a blow at Mikeyā¦what did you do?ā
Donatello scowled, his eyes not leaving his twin, āā¦I went in front of him and shielded him with my mystic tech.ā
āExactly.ā The lime green eyed mutant scoffed, āAnd how is that any different from whatĀ IĀ did, hm?ā
āBECAUSEĀ IĀ HAD A PLAN!!!ā Donatello shouted, āIĀ plannedĀ to accordingly go in front of Mikey so my sheild could protect bothĀ him andĀ me.Ā Did it end up turning out perfect?Ā Fuck no.Ā Kraang Prime slashedĀ right through itĀ and me and Mikey wentĀ tumblingĀ towards the groundā¦ā The glasses wielding teen said through clenched teeth.Ā
The light golden eyed teen rubbed his face tiredly, his hands clenching and unclenching in frustration, āBut I had aĀ plan.Ā YouĀ on the other hand, just zoomedĀ recklesslyĀ on top of me and hoped for the best.ā
āā¦IĀ saved you,Ā didnāt Iā¦?ā The younger twin mumbled out meekly, causing Donatelloās blood to absolutleyĀ boil.Ā
āThatāsĀ notĀ theĀ point!!!ā The elder said as he clenched his hands at his sides again.
āThen whatĀ is?!ā Leo said desperately, āBecause from the looks of it, it just seems like you want toĀ yell at meĀ for just doing myĀ job.āĀ
Leonardo pulled on his mask tails anxiously, trying to calm himself down but ultimately just making himself feel worse by doing the action, āIāve beenĀ tryingĀ to be a better leaderāā
āLeoāā
āāForĀ youĀ andĀ MikeyĀ andĀ AprilĀ andĀ RaphĀ andĀ CaseyĀ andĀ C.J.Ā a-andĀ Dad!Ā But it seems like no matterĀ what the hell IĀ doĀ thereās alwaysĀ somethingĀ Iām doingĀ WRONG!!!ā The younger twin shouted, blinking back tears as he glared at the ground as if it took his Jupiter Jim comic.
Whichā¦itĀ did.Ā The blue banded mutant wanted it back now, actuallyā¦
āI saved you! I-I didnāt even getĀ hurtĀ by doing it butĀ somehowĀ thereās an issueā¦ā The lime green eyed teen murmured, both of his legs bouncing up and down as he tugged on his mask tails harder, āThere alwaysĀ isā¦ā
āLeonardo can youĀ pleaseĀ justĀ listenĀ to me?ā The older twin said in irritation.Ā
āBut Don Iāmāā
āNo, Leo!Ā JustĀ listen!Ā ThatāsĀ allĀ you need to do!ā Donnie snapped as he cut his brother off, āI donāt want you leapingĀ head firstĀ into harms way!Ā At all!Ā EspeciallyĀ if you donāt have a plan!ā The softshell turtle exclaimed as he flapped his hands against the side of his thighs, but his eye contanct remaining on his little brother.
āOho soĀ nowĀ you donāt trust me well enough to know that I can handle myself in combat?ā Leo said in a last desperate attempt to make his brother drop the conversation.
āIā¦ā The young scientistās eye twitched, his eyebrows creasing together as he had to physically restrain himself to not beat the ever livingĀ crapĀ out of the other teen, āTHIS ISĀ NOTĀ ABOUTĀ TRUST, NARDO!ā The light golden eyed mutant screamed desperately, his hands flapping faster as the red eared slider shrunk at his usage of tone, āThis is aboutĀ youĀ not evenĀ thinkingĀ about what would happen to yourself when you doĀ reckless nonsenseĀ like this.ā
Leo glanced to the side, his eyes watering as he bit the inside of his cheek.
He just wanted toĀ helpĀ and be the leader his brotherāsĀ deservedā¦
But he always found a way toĀ fuck it upĀ without even noticing, huh?
"You don'tĀ thinkĀ about what could happen to you andĀ IĀ hateĀ it!ā The elder cried, āWhat wouldāve happened if Raph didnāt come behind the guy and knocked him out cold at the last second, huh?! Would you have just stayed right on me as he continued to beat you with his bat?!ā
Leonardo bit the inside of his cheek harder, his legs bouncing up and down more as his fingernails dug unforgivingly into his arms, āI-Iām sorry, Donnieāā
āOr would you have tried toĀ fight himĀ instead?! Mind you, you dropped your sword before coming to me so youād haveĀ no weaponĀ to defend yourself.āĀ
āYou don't thinkĀ about how much itĀ scaresĀ me when you do dumb shit like that! IĀ hateĀ seeing you get hurtā¦I freakingĀ loatheĀ it.ā Donnie rested the back of his head on Leoās door, taking a couple deep breaths and hugging himself in an attempt to calm himself down.
Jeezā¦when the hell had he startedĀ yelling?Ā His throat stung like aĀ bitchĀ nowā¦
AndĀ whenĀ had he started shaking like a bobby head?!
The older twinās expression softened, pinching the bridge of his snout once more, āI care about youā¦soĀ fuckingĀ much,Ā okayā¦?ā The purple banded turtle said gently as he gradually started to simmer down and become more calm, āYour myĀ twinā¦myĀ little brother.Ā And IĀ hateĀ to be repetitive but I-I justĀ despiseĀ seeing you hurtā¦physically or emotionallyā¦soĀ pleaseĀ justā¦ā
The young scientistās eyes widened, peering down at his brother who did not seem to be followingā¦at all.Ā
Leoās eyes were wide as saucers as he hit his arm with his fist repeatedly whilst obviously trying to suck in whatever tearsĀ daredĀ to try and escape.Ā
The taller turtle basically ran to his distressed twin, trying to stop him from harming himself any further but was only met with a low grunt.
Shit.
Shit. Shit.Ā Fucking shit.Ā
Wonderful job, Donatello! You yelled at your brother so much he shut down!
Even though you knew he canātĀ fucking standĀ being yelled at and theĀ whole pointĀ of you evenĀ being hereĀ was to explain what he did wrongĀ collectively and calmlyĀ because that was the exactĀ oppositeof what Raph does when heās worriedā¦
But no!Ā You yelled at him anyway.
Wonderful job, Donatelloā¦wonderful. job.Ā
The older twin sighed sadly, gently grabbing his brotherās wrists so he would stop hitting himself. The two brotherās shared eye contact once again, an unsure lime green meeting an understanding yet uncertain light golden.
āNardoā¦ā The softshell started, squeezing the otherās hands gently, āā¦Are you with me, budā¦?ā
Leo just nodded quietly, squeezing back.Ā
āGodā¦Nardo IāmĀ soĀ sorryā¦ā The older muttered, āI donātā¦I donāt knowĀ why theĀ hellĀ I lost my cool like that. I-Iām sorry I yelled. IĀ shouldnātĀ of yelledā¦I-I justā¦ā Donatello sighed, squeezing his brotherās hands once again. āIām not angry with you. Iā¦I was just frustrated.ā
āWell, noā¦let me rephrase:Ā I amĀ angry with youāĀ livid even.Ā You know damn well enough that when you do those kinds of things my heart literallyĀ jumpsĀ out of my shell. I need you to put into consideration that I would like to live to atĀ leastĀ seventy-sevenā¦ā
The younger twin giggled wetly, fidgeting with his brotherās fingers as he spoke, āā¦Why seventy-seven?ā
āAlbert Einstein died when he was seventy-sixā¦I can andĀ willĀ outlive him.ā The light golden eyed teen said matter-of-factly, āBut back to what I was initially sayingā¦I know you meant well.Ā You saw that I was in troubleā¦and you dropped literallyĀ everythingĀ in order to help me get out of said trouble. You donāt think of what happens to youā¦you just do it because youāll know if you do weāll be alrightā¦ā
āI-I justā¦I just wanted to protect youā¦I-I just wanted to helpā¦ā Leo tried to explain.
āI know. I know, Leeā¦ā Donatello sighed, rubbing the sliderās knuckles gently with his thumb, āBut you need to understand that with you trying to protect us that way, your putting us in the same situation your trying to keep usĀ awayĀ from.ā The elder explained lightly, smiling softly as him and his twinās foreheadās touched.Ā
āYouāre getting hurtā or at the very leastĀ almostĀ getting hurt. Weāre feeling the same anguish and guilt you would feel if any of us did that. I get that you want to be a good leader and shitā¦but you can lead wellĀ withoutĀ doing thatā¦okay?āĀ
Leo fiddled with the otherās fingers a bit more, his bouncing leg starting to calm a bit, āIāllā¦try to be more careful when it comes to me protecting you guys like that. When I see you all in troubleā¦I justā¦react.Ā I donāt really care about what happens to me as long as you guys end up okay. Butā¦Iāll try to be more careful. And if I ever end up, like, being a bitĀ tooĀ recklessā¦you can just tell meā¦deal?ā
āDeal.ā Donnie nodded, squeezing Leoās hands one last time before letting go, wiping his twinās eyes with his hoodie sleeve, āNowĀ pleaseĀ stop crying or youāre going to makeĀ meĀ start crying.āĀ
Leo snorted, examining the otherās now tearing up expression, āI think itās a bit too late for thatā¦āĀ
āGAH!Ā FUHUCK!ā Donnie cursed, wiping his own eyes as the slider laughed loudly at his exclamation.
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āLeoā¦donāt you think youāre getting a bit tooĀ bigĀ for thisā¦?ā Donatello grumbled as Leonardo was on his lap, getting all nice and comfy as he rested his chin on the olderās shoulder. āNoooope.ā Leo drawed out, making a dramatic popping noise at the end of the 'p', ā'Sides, this is what you get for making me emo earlier.ā
āā¦IĀ saidĀ I wasĀ sorryā¦I didnāt mean to shout at you like that. I was just concernedā¦āĀ
āIĀ knowĀ that, you worrywart. I was just kidding.ā The lime green eyed teen said lovingly, squishing his brother into a tighter embrace. The older let out a short shriek at the hug but of course didnāt mind the other being so clingy.Ā
If the young scientist really and trulyĀ didĀ mind? Leo wouldāve been pushed to the floor by now.Ā
The two twins shared a comfortable silenceā¦wellā¦aĀ semi-comfortableĀ silence.
The purple banded teen feltā¦off.Ā His younger brother had thisā¦lookĀ in his eyes; like he wanted to say something but was afraid of what Donnie would say or how Donnie would react.
Which was so damn dumb Donatello didnāt even know how to explain it.
āā¦Thereās something else on your mind.ā The taller turtle hummed, his suspicions only rising as the other glanced to the side. āUhmā¦no there isnāt.Ā See?Ā This isĀ whyĀ I call you a worrywart.ā Leonardo said, tapping his fingers on his thigh nervously.Ā
Very convincing Leoā¦veryĀ convincing.
āDonāt evenĀ tryĀ lying to me, Leon. My older brotherĀ andĀ twin senses are tingling. You canāt argue against that kind of logic.ā The scientist said matter-of-factly.Ā
āWhat are you,Ā Spiderman?ā The younger snorted.Ā
āWe shall never know.ā The older shrugged, a small smile spreading to his face as he saw the other snort softly at his statement, āNow stop deflecting.Ā Spill.āĀ
āā¦Can youā¦adjust my elbow bracesā¦?ā The red eared slider muttered.
āā¦Why canātĀ youĀ do it?ā The other questioned. Not in a malicious way; he was just genuinely curious.Ā
āI like it when you do it. You make it more firm, y'know?ā The blue banded turtle whined dramatically, āPleeeeeease?ā
āUgh, JesusāĀ fine.Ā But drop the poutā¦you look ridiculous.ā The taller mutant sighed, lightly grabbing his brotherās arm as he readjusted the braces.Ā
The purple banded turtle meticulously took off the otherās left arm brace, tracing his twinās elbow to make sure it was healing correctlyā which the slider couldnāt help but wriggle slightly to.
As the older twin put the brace back on, he looked at the other turtle in complete worry, āā¦Why are you squirming around so much?ā Donatello asked in confusion.Ā
āā¦No reason.ā Leonardo stated, but let out a tiny squeak as Donnie lightly pinched his forearm.Ā
āYohou okayā¦?ā The glasses wielding mutant giggled.Ā Ā
āI-Iām fihine!ā The smaller turtle insisted, covering his mouth as he let out a loud shriek in result to his brother now lightly scribbling his forearm. āEEEEE!Ā P-Plehease moohoove yohour hahahand!!ā The younger sputtered out, hiding his face in the crook of the scientistās neck which the older turtle couldnāt help but let his heart melt to.
āOh.ā Donatello hummed, biting back an amused laugh, āSorry. Sometimes I forget how ticklish you areā¦ā
āSnrtĀ I-IhihiāmĀ nahatĀ ticklish. I juhust donāt wahant your hand thehereā¦āĀ
And isnāt thatĀ quaint.Ā
If Donnie had a penny for every time Leo said heĀ 'wasnāt ticklish',Ā the softshell would be richer thanĀ Elon Musk.
āā¦Right.Ā Soā¦you wouldnāt mind me doingĀ thisĀ then?ā The young genius mused as he scribbled one hand over his twinās ribs. āEEEEHEH!Ā Duhuhude noHOH!!Ā F-Fuhuck yohou!ā The younger twin managed through his small giggles, pushing on his brotherās plastron to try and escape while he still could.
The elder laughed fondly at his little brotherās futile actions, hugging him closer as he lightly tickled him, āNahardo! My brohohother in Christ gehetĀ back hereĀ or youāre gohoing to fahall off of the bed!
āN-NOHO!! LEHET ME GO!ā The lime green eyed teen screeched loudly, kicking his legs and pushing even harder on the otherās plastron, his eyeās widening in panic as his older brother casually lifted him up and pinned his arms above his head, his plastron now facing up on the bed.
Eugh boyā¦
Donnie grinned, sitting on the otherās thighs as he wiggled his unoccupied fingers in the air near the sliderās side, āThatās better~!ā
āWAHAIT WAHAHAITĀ snrtĀ PLEHEASE DEEHEE!!ā The red eared slider cried, kicking his legs from underneath the scientist.
If he was going to go downā¦he would atĀ leastĀ go down fighting.Ā
āI havenāt evenĀ touchedĀ you yet, you goofā¦ā The older twin chuckled.Ā
āB-BUHUT YOHOUR GOHOHONNA!āĀ
ā'Gonna'Ā what,Ā exactly?ā
āTihiHICKLE ME!!āĀ
āTickle you?Ā Well, why didnāt you justĀ sayĀ soĀ in the first place?ā Donatello snickered, using his free hand to skitter his fingers along the crookās of the youngerās neck.Ā
The blue banded turtle squealed, shaking his head back in forth whilst scrunching his shoulders, āGAHahaāĀ snrtĀ EEEEHEEHEHĀ oho cohomeĀ snrtĀ OHAHAN!!āĀ
āWhatās wrong, Leo? I thought you said youĀ werenāt ticklish~?ā The older teased.
āSnrtĀ STHDHAHAH! ShuhutĀ UP!Ā IHIāM naHAT!ā The younger shouted, tugging and pulling his arms to try and get his handās free from the otherās grasp. Donnie just laughed softly at the action, wiggling his fingers above his little brotherās stomach.Ā
The lime green eyed teenās eyes widened in panic, thrashing in the hold to try and loosen his brotherās grip but the purple banded turtle did not budge even aĀ smidge.Ā
Leoās laughs became more giddy and loud as he continued to squirm, small squeals and snorts escaping his beak as his twin brotherās hand wentĀ sloooooowlyĀ to his stomach.Ā
āN-NOHO NONONONO DAHAāĀ snrtĀ DOHON!!ā The smaller turtle snorted, hiding his face in the side of his arm which Donnie couldnāt help but giggle to.Ā
The light golden eyed mutant rested his hand on the sliderās plastron, making the younger turtleās laugh raise almost a thousand octaves.Ā
āDOHONāTĀ snrtĀ DOHONāT DOHOHONāTĀ snrtĀ YOU DARE!! YOHOUR SOHOĀ MEEHEEHEEAN!!ā Leonardo whined, hiding deeper into his arm and becoming a giggly flustered mess.
The older twin shook his head fondly at his little brotherās embarrassed state, taking the opportunity to tickle the youngerās stomach while he wasnāt looking.Ā
Leo let out a loud scream, descending into high-pitched cackles as evenĀ louderĀ snorts followed, āHAHAHAHELP!! IHIāMĀ SNRTĀ BEEHEEING SLAHAHAUTERED!!āĀ
āIām quite literally only usingĀ one hand,Ā Nardo. Stop being dramatic.ā The light golden eyed teen mused whilst watching his brother snort and squirm, āAnd here I thoughtĀ IĀ was the dancer of the family. Look at you! Youāre making up a wholeĀ dance routineĀ right now!ā He said as he let go of Leo, crossing his arms in amusement.Ā
āS-ShuhuhutĀ snrtĀ upā¦ā The younger twin wheezed out, hugging his middles as he playfully glared at his purple loving brother.Ā
Then, a lightbulb went on in the scientistās brain, a smug smile spreading to his face, āHmā¦you know, Leeāā
āDohont callĀ snrtĀ me thahat!ā Leo giggly interupted.Ā
āUh-huh.Ā Well, Leeā¦did you know that the underarms are one of theĀ warmestĀ places on the human body?ā The scientist said.Ā
The lime green eyed mutant cocked his head to the side in confusion, āSoho?āĀ
āSooooĀ my hands are cold.Ā VeryĀ cold, in fact. Iād be forever in your debt if you couldāā
āNO! NONOHO WAHAY INĀ HEHELL!Ā G-GOHOĀ AWAHAHAY!ā Leo squealed, reaching for his brotherās wrists as the elder tried to tickle his neck once again.
Sighā¦Leonardo made this too damnĀ easyĀ sometimes.
The glasses wielding teen wasnāt just going to miss thisĀ oh-so-definetly-not-plannedĀ opportunity! The softshell scribbled his fingers along the sliderās underarms, making the younger let out a loud squawk as he shot his arms down.Ā
āNAHAH AHAHAHAāĀ snrtĀ GEHET THEHE HEHELL OHAHAāĀ snrtĀ OHOHOUT!!ā Leonardo cried while banging his heels on the bed.Ā
āWhat~?ā Donnie hummed inocently.Ā
āGEHEHET AHAāĀ snrtĀ GEHET. OHOUT. OHOF THEHEHERE!ā
āAweā¦why~?ā
āBEEHEECAUSE IHITāS SOHO BAHAHAD!!!āĀ
āAnd?ā Donnie chuckled, āThat sounds like aĀ youĀ problem, little brother.āĀ
āAHHHAHAāĀ snrtĀ GAHAHADĀ FUHUCK YOHOU!!!ā
āPardonā¦what was that?ā Donnie questioned as he pinched where Leoās hip met his thigh. āN-NONOāĀ snrt NAHAHAH!!Ā I CANāTāĀ snrtĀ PLEHEHEASE IāMĀ snrtĀ SORRY!! I-IHI TAHAHAKE IHIT BAHAHCK!!āĀ
āNahā¦I think Iāll just stayĀ riiiiightĀ here for a bitā¦ā The taller turtle smiled, using both of his hands now to tickle Leo into a laughing and snorting blob.
The younger weakly hit his big brotherās arms, throwing his head back as he squeezed his eyes completely shut.Ā
āā¦And you know what, Lee~?āĀ
āWHAHAHATĀ NOW?!āĀ
āIām feelingā¦kind ofĀ famished.ā The elder mused, his smile almost looking like the signature Jokerās as he saw his younger brotherās face pale.Ā
Leonardo scrambled to sit up, fighting with his brotherās arms as he giggly protested, āPLAHAāĀ snrt PLAHAHEASE!Ā PLEHEASEĀ snrtĀ D-DOHONāT!!āĀ
Donnie pinched his brotherās thighs unforgivingly, āYou should have thought about that before yapping suchĀ illĀ nonsenseĀ about yourself.ā
āWHAHAāĀ snrtĀ WHAHAHAāĀ snrtĀ WHAHAT DIHIDĀ snrtĀ IHIHIĀ snrtĀ EVEN SAHAHAY?!ā The lime green eyed turtle cackled, flapping his hands on the mattress.Ā
It took literallyĀ everythingĀ in the older twin not to coo his baby brotherās adorable actions; instead, he lightly moved Leoās hands away, smiling evily as he lowered his head to the otherās plastron, āYou donāt even know. Guess youĀ reallyĀ want this, huh~?āĀ
The blue banded teen kicked his knees into his brotherās shoulders and shell, throwing his head back in complete hysterics whilst waiting for him complete and utter demise.Ā
The softshell wasted no time blowingĀ raspberriesĀ afterĀ raspberriesĀ in the middle of his youngerās stomach, making sure to move the otherās hands away any time he tried to push at the young geniusā head.Ā
Donnie didnāt feel like getting brain damage after all.
Plus, he had his signature glasses į“
į“É“į“į“į“ŹŹį“ į“į“ on! And those wereĀ trademarkedā¦as you canĀ wonderfullyĀ see.Ā
āGodā¦can youĀ getĀ more ticklish?ā Donatello giggled, squeezing and squishing the red eared sliderās knees with one hand and scribbling his sides with the other whilst contuinung to raspberry Leoās stomach.Ā
āDEEHEE DEEHEEHEEĀ SNRTĀ PLEHEHEASE!!!Ā IHIĀ SNRTĀ DAHAHAHāĀ SNRTĀ DAHAāĀ SNRTĀ DAHUNNO!!ā The smaller turtle screamed, happy stimming with his arms on the taller twinās shoulder.
Donnie couldnāt help but chuckle, deciding to show his twin aĀ tad bitĀ of mercy as he nibbled his stomach lightly.Ā
The slider let out bloody murder from his beak, happy tears threatening to fall from his eyes as his bubbly cackles and snorts bounced off the walls of his room.
āJeezā¦I think Peppa Pig has some competition, huh~?ā The light golden eyed mutant snickered.
āPLEHEHEASE!!Ā TEHEHELLOĀ SNRTĀ IHIāM GOHāĀ SNRTĀ GOHOHAā AHAHAĀ SNRTĀ MYHYHYĀ SNRTGAHAHAHAD!!!ā The smaller teen pleaded.
āDo you promise to stop putting yourself in between danger and your family?ā The older hummed.Ā
āYEHEHES!!ā The younger cried loudly.
āDo you promise to go easier on yourself?āĀ
āYAHAāĀ SNRTĀ YAHAāĀ SNRTĀ YEHEHES!!!ā
āDo you promise to accept your doing an amazing job as leader and we all love youāā
āMYĀ SNRTĀ FUHUHUCKINGĀ SNRTĀ GAHAHAD!!!Ā IHIHIĀ SNRTĀ GEHET IT!!ā Leonardo shouted, his blush now completley blending into the red stripes on his face.Ā
The softshell turtle got off of the other, sitting next to his little brother as his little brother in question hugged his middles and giggled tiredly.Ā
āY-Yohou could ohof juhuhust sahaid ahall of thahatĀ wihihithoutĀ tickling meeheeeā¦ā The younger grumbled despite the evident smile on his face.
āAnd whereās the fun in that?ā Donnie smiled back, his expression softening as Leo got up and leaned against him softly. The older wraped an arm around the youngerās shoulder, pulling him closer into a warm, protective gesture.Ā
āAhand would yohohou look ahat that! Ihi got yohour emo bahad boy ahahass toĀ smileĀ todahay. Your eheeven hugging me~!ā The blue banded leader spoke softly, his voice filled with affection as he poked his twinās forehead cheekily.Ā
āYou tellĀ anyoneĀ that and I willĀ not hesitateĀ to deny that extremely untrue statement.ā The scientist huffed, rolling his eyes fondly as his smile spread.
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(šæ.š.: šøš š¢šš ššššš¢šš šššš ššš, šššššš šššššš!!!)
#Rottmnt tickle#Rottmnt tickle fic#Lee!Leo#Ler!Donnie#WHOOOOOO BOYYYYYYā¦#Iām sorry but Iām not sorry š«¶š¾#Angst is like my second child š¶š¾ššššš#But I feel like I need to explain some stuff bc this fandom is probably holding me at gunpoint rn š
š«#The reason why I feel like Leo and Raph had so many disagreements when Leon became leader is bc Leo canāt handle yelling#LIKE AT ALLā he just sees it as whomever is yelling means their mad#So if Raphie boy was like: āI CARE ABOUT YOU AND LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH YOU DUMB ASS BITCH WHY CANāT YOU JUST BE CAREFULāļøā#Leo would hear it as: āI HATE YOU SO MUCH RN WHY CANāT YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHTāļøā#This fandom has been sleeping on AuDHD Leo for Y E A R S and I shall not be silent anymore its SOOOOOOO OBVIOUS šā¼ļø#I could not remember the word āhypocriticalā for the LIFE of meā¦when I searched it up I probs wrote āhippopotamusā#Leon is trying PLEAAAASE catch him a break šš¾šš¾šš¾#Older twin Donnie is canon idgaf I was in the writers room TRUST šš¾šššš#Big bro senses š¤š¾ Twin senses#Donnie is fucking UNSTOPPABLE š¤š¾ā¦bud does need to learn how to control is volume when upset tho eheheheh#He genuinely doesnāt know when heās gradually getting louder or more upsetā¦thatās why he was so panicked when Leo had his lil meltdown LOL#Raphie just expresses his worry with yellingā¦ex: āAND NOT EAT POSIONā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļøā#Oh yeah this takes place a couple months after the Invasionā¦so everyone is like healed and everything but yk theyāre still traumatized obvs#ššš¾#Leoās lil tactic on dropping convoās is a HC I have so donāt quote me on it šš¾#GDGDGSHSN I ALSO NEED PPL TO DRAW DON WEARING HIS GLASSES MORE OFTEN HEāS SUCH A CUTIE PATOOTIE šššššššš©·#But tysm Nonnie!!! This was a TON of fun to write!#Make sure your taking care of yourself and drinking waterā or at least get a snack š„°#But after the mission Raph was SEETHINGā¦and usually Don tries to talk to Leon instead cuz like he doesnāt want either party being upset#Nor does he want either of them to feel overwhelmed. So when Leo was like āUr doing this to me again?!ā Hes referring to all the times Don#<- has done that#Leo doesnāt like feeling pitied but itās not Donās intention to make him feel that way he just loves him family
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every time somebody mischaracterizes bernard as a bully to tim and says he was an antagonist an angelās wings get violently ripped off before it gets dragged into hell and eaten by demons
#its probably result of telephone game like so much other shit#but its genuinely not that hard to at least read the few appearances he had IN CONTEXT before opening your mouth flaps to yap bullshit#(and its genuinely not that much bro šš)#save my boy bernard dowd from terrible dc fans who donāt read comics (or read them w their eyes closed)#bullshitting
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man. the most persistently irritating thing about daniel emond's "kill the whale" is how fucking GOOD it is at times.
every day I think about The Quarterdeck and how phenomenally it portrays that scene and the magnetism of agreeing to Ahab's quest even despite fear, and Dusk and the subplot of Starbuck falling in love with Ahab and being terrified of what that means, but ESPECIALLY Fedallah's introduction song where Fedallah is presented as a woman with agency, who looks the audience in the face and dares us to judge her for the life she has chosen.
Fedallah is presented as the captain's lover, the captain's party trick and pleasure, and owns the shitshow she lives in, and only chooses to reject that life once she tires of Ahab's fetishization and exotification of her, and then uses the very thing Ahab fetishizes so much (her prophecies) as a way to spell her own doom and drag Ahab down with her, freeing herself. The shivers I still feel when I hear Fedallah's triumphant crow of "come back here" as she sinks below the waves and Ahab watches in horror, knowing she is next.
that fucking ruled to a degree that shook me!!!!!!!!! and hearing Grace McLean and Amber Gray (and Danielle McKnight) duke it the fuck out through song was just genuinely magnificent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and then the narrative kicks you right in the throat by calling queequeg "q" for two hours straight and making his marriage to ishmael lowkey racist hate sex
#moby dick#kill the whale#daniel emond#daniel if u see this i do genuinely think you have such a fantastic musical brewing here i am being so serious#u 100% have my ticket if this ever goes live#but i am also on my hands and knees begging you to talk to a pasifika person about this for like one hour minimum Please#norman sann is incredible and deserves to be a huge part of this show do not get me wrong#but you need to figure out what you're doing with q because bro. if you join the long line of ppl denying pasifika rep in moby dick#notably the book with a protag love interest Who Is Pasifika#you will be FUMBLING an otherwise Incredible bag. holy shit.#(also as a personal note please make fedallah textually zoroastrian please gbdjfhdjfndj)#ok thats all#<- tags that might sound insane but this guy regularly looks himself up on line and has found ME specifically THRICE across dif. medias#so the chance of him seeing this is nonzero so. just covering my bases#anyways#mossy speaks#god fedallah in this show makes me INSANE 'you will not summon me and you can tell yourself your own bedtime stories' had me SCREAMING#it takes a LOT to get me to root against ahab#ESPECIALLY hot lady ahab?????? with the fuckinfkfnf. grace mcleans presence and her lowkey strip tease???? like dude i was so cooked#i got distracted. talking abt fedallah. anyways. dude the way she rallies against ahab is genuinely so subversive and brilliant#like THAT is good shit. why was the whole musical not this good. auaugrhrhhrhrhdhhhgjgjkgn#mobydick adaptations r so consistently bad to mid but with specific things that change your entire life sprinkled in and leave me like š§š§#(not counting hayashida's album. that is genuinely flawless. no notes. 100% stand by it)#but this adaptation comes the closest to touching greatness. i just ši need it to be Better in the parts where its lacking. bc it has-#SO MUCH POTENTIAL. and the CAST????? AUGHGHHHHHBFJ. god. every one of them is divine#anyways yap session over im normal. ivr been thinking abt this for days but im normal now
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why the FUCK is geo so FUCKING UGLY?!?!?!? š”š”š”š” ugh i HATE THE GOBLIN SO FUCKING MUCHš¹š¹š¹š¹š¹ NOBODY FUCKING UNDERSTANDS HOW MUCH I FUCKING HATE HIM AUUUURRGRHRGHHHHHHā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļøš”š”š”š” *becomes alpha*šŗšŗšŗšŗ
#this is a joke pls dont attack me š„ŗš„ŗ uwu#I LOVE GEO SO MUCH BRO#i hope he gets more screentime :3#its not even bc i ship him w cole. i genuinely want more geo scenes#please i'm begging#ššš#ninjago#geo ninjago#dice yaps#dragons rising
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i love arguing with dumb ppl on tiktok
#āxenogenders make the trans community look bad!!!!ā alright buddyā¦. wrap it upā¦..#bro wrote āthe comment section isnt a place to be homo/transphobicā#and then wrote in the desc: āi have my limits with the trans communityā#??? ho what šš#jcās cawing#idk why people care so much about shit that literally doesnt affect them#its genuinely not that hard to respect people even if you dont understand their identity#people will get a hint of someone different from them and want them burned at the stake#community without the unity istg šš#man i fucking hate queerphobes#āif you force me to use cat/catself when you then i have a problemā#brother nobody is forcing you to talk to me. free will and whatever#also most of the time people have other pronouns you can use????#and also its like. genuinely one syllable change. not that difficult bro šš#why cant people use their brains for one second and realize that people identifying as whatever are not the ones taking away your rights#bro does NAWT know that queer rights came from people with complex identities that others couldnt understand at the timeā¼ļøā¼ļøššāļøāļøāļø#all about progressing and bettering the community until they get too queer for you. fucking hell#god forbid i want to have fun with my life and not fit into tiny little boxes#i fucking hate you people im gonna rip my eyes out#now im angry dude what the hell#can we just start killing people#if the purge ever happens im killing so many people slash joke#also this reminds me of the time when i fucking hated lesboys with every fiber of my soul#now im like yeah theyre there lmao#can we please start the trend of not giving a fuck about someones identity when it doesnt harm anyone directly please and thank you!!!!!!!!!#ok im done
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yandere tsums sillies,,, stay with me now,,, (characters included: idia, riddle, ruggie, ace, rook, silver)
this is more crack than serious ššš

silver tsum ties you up before it takes a nap š¢. and you, #1 yantsum enabler, dumbly agrees because genuinely what can a sentient plushie do to cause you harm? nothing! they're just cute little beans with worms for brains <33. so it ends with a tied-up you and silver tsum just resting on any part of your body that feels comfortable enough. this way, the tsum justifies to itself, both of you are undisturbed by the outside world.
do not trust anything rook tsum gives you. listen to the voice in your head !! do NOT trust that bobcut plushie !! unless, of course, you enjoy being drugged to sleep because the tea it offered happened to be drugged :(. when you wake up, you swear up and down that the tsum didn't intentionally do that despite the fact that its human counterpart is also equally as freaky?? ok. whatever helps you sleep at night! <3
ruggie tsum is your silent protector. always sitting atop your head as you go through your daily classes and looking out for any students with less than savoury intentions. sometimes, the plushie is forced to leave your side in order to earn money, but trust that it'll be by your side again as soon as possible! should someone approach while ruggie tsum is accompanying you, one will find themself under an intimidating and dark gaze (or, as much aura as a plushie can gather from its appearance). gatekeeper professional.
the freak that riddle tsum comes off to be is very surprising. you'd expect riddle's plushie counterpart to be as rule-abiding as he is, but then the moment you look away for one second, and when you look back, the plushie is covered in suspicious crimson liquid. haha! ...bro, where did you get that? 𤨠all you get as a response is its smiling eyes, though.
ace tsum is literally a carbon (err, cotton?) of its human counterpart with how much it seizes the majority of your time. its there waiting at ramshackle's dorm from the moment you wake up and its also there waiting by the school entrance to walk you back once classes are finished. it even has real ace's mean streak of jealousy, too. it literally launches itself like an angry bird when it spots someone conversing with you - ace tsum surprisingly packs a mean punch.
someone needs to lock idia tsum in a plastic container as sentence for the crazy shit it pulls of with your one (1) singular device. you leave your phone alone with it and then its suddenly bugged with tracking features and history access :/ like what happened to being chill. the way you can't even ask for a replacement phone, too, because your original phone is just a hand-me-down from crowley out of all people ššš. both you and idia tsum know that you're not getting a new phone anytime soon. sigh.
#ābut outro... tsums were so last yearā#i'm sorry they're too cute to pass up </3#let me (a newbie) indulge in tsums when everyone already has </333#tw yandere#yandere x reader#male yandere#yandere#soft yandere#yandere twst#yandere twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland x reader#twisted wonderland#twst x reader#rook hunt x reader#riddle rosehearts#ace trappola x reader#silver x reader#idia x reader#yandere idia#ruggie x reader#the way i did not gaf about drawing this omg i HATEE drawing tsums#i thought it would be fun but </3
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Bro im crying thinking about milchick šššššš do u understand. That he Loves The Innies. They are his goats. His small little creatures. He didnt need to take them on an outdoor retreat and read them stories and get a 200 person marching band. He does not NEED to be doing all that but he DOES.
And its constantly failing!!! His entire tenure has been permeated with mockery, shame, disrespect, degradation, and an infinite accusation of inadequacy. The gift he gets for his promotion is his otherness memorialized. His words are wrong, heās reminded at every chance. His every attempt of expressing care fails. His genuine love is mangled and Wrong and he is punished for it. Hes jumped and bitten. Heās the reason his boss is nearly drowned to death. Heās banged in the head with a trombone.
But he keeps fucking Trying. Constantly continuing to reward and celebrate the innies, because his idea of management is providing the kindness he doesnt receive. Give the appreciation he himself is hungry for. He carries himself with so much stoicism, but theres unrest beneath the crust and i want to peer at the hurt and fear and anger that keeps him here. Fighting this uphill battle for home in a place that was never made with a man like him in mind.
Heās trapped in this cycle of failure because he wants to do right with lumon, the company that dehumanizes him, and he wants to do right with the innies, the group he infantilizes. And he has real love for both. Isnāt that awful.
#And none of this negates the real harm he inflicts to the innies and the world by propagating lumon and empowering his own oppressors!!!#Heās awful. He was indoctrinated. He is giving all of himself for a company that wants none of it.#Milchick my tragic angel i love u sooooooo much When he realizes he is closer to the innies than the eageans the world shall rejoice#Im turning milchick around in my head like a 3D cube.#I love him so much. Why arent more people talking about him. Im gonna throw up. Hello.#severance#severance spoilers#seth milchick#mr milchick#mr milkshake#severance season 2
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Weird Boyfriend ā ot7



synopsis: things your Enhypen boyfriend does
tags: bf!ot7 x f!reader, crack/ humour
warning: none
word count: n/a
likes + comments appreciated
author's note: Thank you for 1k followers! i know i don't actively post on here because its a hobby account but i seriously am so grateful for for all the support!!
#°āāmanny's 1k celebration event .ą³ąæ*:d
ķ¬ģ¹ | heeseung
- has toxic league humour running in his veins
- donāt let his cool sexy hot guy persona fool you
- one time you caught him on YOUR twitter account OLBITERATING his own haters
- lich got you banned on twitter for saying kys your mums a hoe!
- thank god he doesnāt know how to dox or else heād abuse that shit out of that ability
ģ ģ“ | jay
- actually tends to drown you out on instinct now
- NOT BECAUSE HE DOESNT LOVE YOU
- but you seriously talk so much and about so many different things
- your ability to switch from one topic to another is uncanny so heās bound to miss a few things
- plus he canāt waste good memory storage on the 100 reasons why superheroes are just grown adults with accepted fursonas
ė°ģķ¬ | jake
- is so smart and yet lowk so dumb
- like his brain just turns off around you and you donāt know if you feel happy that he feels comfortable around you or sad that he makes you do all the thinking
- playing fire boy and water girl would suck! because youāre yelling at him to wait for you because he canāt jump over the green liquid but bro is nawt listening and thinks he can raw dog it (he doesnāt)
- makes you rage quit!
- also the type to say ābabe i just found this awesome new underground artist i think youād love themā
- and itās like rex orange county or soemthing š
ģ±ķ | sunghoon
- leaves a message that only appears when the mirror fogs up
- something like āyouāre stunningā
- also leaves cute messages around the for you to find.
- āyou got this!ā āyouāre the best!ā āyouāre so handsomeā āyou are so strong and buff!ā
- okay that was a bit weird but you love sunghoon regardless
- you bring it up with him and he laughs like itās the smartest idea in the world
- only, his laugh seems a bit too genuine
- turns out heās been leaving those messages around for himself.
- #canātgoadaywithoutmydailyaffirmations!
ģ ģ° | sunoo
- lowk a diva
- gets mad when you donāt want to go and get a sweet treat with him
āim just too full, get one without meā
- fuck off. and he sulks until you cave in.
- when you bring him around on shopping days with your friends, he ends up gossiping with them and shopping and youāre just standing there like YOUR the bf being forced to walk around and follow them
- at least he ends up getting ALL the tea and you debrief at home
ģ ģ | jungwon
- lowk judgemental but loves you so much so donāt take it to heart
- like you bite his bicep and he gives you a look thatās akin to killing all his future hypothetical bloodline
- or pull on his teeth
- or pick his nose
- like stop being a weirdo (affectionate)
- but then he says outrageous shit
āokay but like what if we fuse, i would totally be satisfied with life if i lived under your skinā āwonnie⦠you arenāt going to skin me alive⦠right?āwhat? no i just want to crawl under your skin, i think itād be warm, and snugglyā
- you may do weird shit but he says weird shit
- āi just want you to stop saying odd shitā
- but donāt be fooled, he still judges you with a loving look
ėķ¤ | niki
- fake ass emo!
- spends at least 20 minutes posing to take a good selfie for you and sends it to you and actively checks if you seen it
- and when you do see it, acts like he ājust took it randomlyā LIKE WE KNOW YOU VOGUED THAT SHIT RELAX
- tries to act nonchalant when you give him a dry ass reply:
āokay, riks, whatever you sayā
- JUST BELIEVE HIM FOR YOUR OWN SAKE
- one time on call, he caught himself using his higher register
- so next sentence he drops like 2 octaves and acts like itās his normal voice
āand so i totally think big chill is the hottest alien out of benās arsenalā āyeah š¹ā ā????ā
- gaslights you to thinking thatās what he sounded like the whole time
- also, would give you a thousand yard stare if you take a photo of his left side
#mandukkul#mandukkulās aquarium#enhypen#enhypen x reader#enhypen niki#nishimura riki x reader#niki enhypen#riki nishimura x reader#ni ki x reader#yang jungwon x reader#enhypen jungwon#jungwon x reader#kim sunoo x reader#sunoo x reader#enhypen sunoo#park sunghoon x reader#sunghoon x reader#enhypen sunghoon#shim jake x reader#shim jaeyun x reader#enhypen jake#park jay x reader#park jongseong x reader#enhypen jay#lee heeseung x reader#heeseung x reader#enhypen heeseung#enhypen imagines#enhypen headcanons#enhypen fluff
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sweet like candy - choi su bong / thanos


pairings : thanos/ su bong x fem reader part 2
summary/request : despite only a few insignificant interactions with thanos, he grows jealous when he sees you talking to an ex marine, dae ho.
warnings: jealous thanos, use of drugs, swearing, violence, ooc thanos bc heās kinda nice most of the time except for when heās jealous, lowkey sub thanos idk how it happened but bros a good boyš, oral(f receiving), hand job, sex(p in v)
ngl this is not my best work unfortunately:( it just feels like i rushed too much at certain parts but i just didnāt want it to be too repetitive to other stories with too much detail when we all know how the games work. send me some requests, i wanna do au or write for thanos where the reader and him are outside of the games
not responsible for the content you consume, use discretion when reading past the border. 18+
āSeƱorita, excuse me.ā
You turn, an eyebrow already raised at the strange pet name youād just been called. Itās a tall, young ish man. You take in his appearance; his hair is a bright shade of purple, slender fingers painted like infinity stones, marked with dark tattoos, chunky rings, and a cross necklace.
You donāt respond, instead continuing to walk in the eerie room painted like the sky, with a giant doll at the other side.
You sigh, still confused at how you ended up here with 456 other people in ugly green tracksuits and millions, if not billions, of won in debt.
He raps you a song, also stating his name is Thanos, which you try to tune out but its mediocrity makes you stifle a laugh. He notices, and your sweet smile makes him smile.
āI like you.ā He says, flashing you a little heart with his fingers. You roll your eyes, walking past him as he lingers on your trail.
A man runs out, player 456, you note. He begins screaming, saying the game was āRed Light, Green Lightā and the doll was going to kill us if we moved. His reaction makes you nervous, his fear seemed so genuine.
āMy dad comes home like this sometimes,ā Thanos says, noticing your shift in demeanor. āSaying thereās bugs in the walls and his phoneās been tapped by the government.ā
āDo you think the guy yelling is high?ā You ask.
He smirks a little before answering, which doesnāt go unnoticed by you. āFuck no.ā
The game begins, and Thanos takes your hand. You go to pull away but his grip is tight.
āLet go.ā You whisper, on a red light.
āCome on, seƱorita. Letās stick together.ā He whispers back.
Before you can respond, the girl in front of you starts screaming about a bee landing on her. She faces you both and laughs a little.
āOh, shit. I just moved, didnāt I?ā
Bang.
Blood splatters on you and Thanosā face.
āDonāt scream.ā He whispers, but even if you wanted to, you couldnāt. Your body is in shock, frozen. You grip his hand in return now, trying to hold your shaking.
More rounds continue, but neither of you move. That is until the man tells you to finish you have to be behind the doll. Thanos moves you behind him, and you press your head into his back with your eyes shut tight, gripping his jacket. He slowly moves, pulling you with him.
A woman reacts to the body, and an another shot goes off. Panic ensues, as people run and shots fire continuously. All you can hear is screaming and shooting.
During the next green light Thanos doesnāt move, but you feel him fidgeting around. Two rounds go by of this before he finally moves again.
He lurches forward, and you feel him go āDingā as he pushes a group of people down. Three shots ring off, and during the next green light you let go of him. He doesnāt even notice, skipping and jumping and dancing during every green light.
In the end, you survive. Splattered in blood, yes, but alive nonetheless.
You avoid him after that, feeling unnerved by the way he played during the games. You noticed him sharing a pill with a guy later, which made his behavior in the game make sense to you.
You sat on your bed, your face buried in your knees as you rocked back and forth. The lights were out, everyone going to sleep but, how could you? After everything you saw?
You glanced up at the piggy bank, glowing gold
and filled with won.
āāā
The next game was about to begin.
You had been brought into a room, eerily similar to the one with the doll, except the room had rainbow tracks and pink suit men standing around it. They ordered you to get into teams of 5.
You wandered around, searching for a group of people who wouldnāt kill you for fun.
āHi.ā
You turned, facing a handsome dark haired man, his hair half tied up. He was neatly kept, carrying himself with confidence and grace, despite everything.
āHi.ā You respond, meekly.
āWould you like to join our group?ā He motions to the 4 men behind him. Their faces are stoic, but they look friendly enough. You notice the one man on the team was the one who warned everyone about the last games. You accept their offer; itās not like you really had a choice anyway. Besides, why not let them pity you if they felt sorry enough to offer you a spot? No one else was itching to have you on your teamā¦
Or so you thought.
On the other side of the room, Thanos was searching for you to be in his group. He felt inclined to protect you now after the events of the first game. The drugs were fueling him into wanting to be the hero of your story. He was convinced he could you get out of here, and you would tell the world Thanos the Great saved you with a snap of his fingers. Besides, such a sweet face like yours? It would be such a waste for you to die somewhere so silly.
He finds you, in the sea of people, talking to another man.
He fumes with rage, the ecstasy making him react more uncontrollably than usual.
He bites his lip, all of his prior convictions now forgotten. Let the bitch die then, he thinks to himself.
The games start, and players drop like flies from the first groups alone.
Thanosā team goes, and you canāt help but cheer when you see them play successfully. You jump up and down, laughing and clapping at their win.
Thanos locks his eyes on yours, noticing your childlike joy at his win. It makes him strangely prideful, makes him forget why he was so mad at you in the first place.
He bows to you, like a musician after a performance. You blush a little, smiling at him, forgetting why he scared you in the first place.
Your team is last, and youāre up first playing ddakji. Your whole team plays successfully, and you survive another round of the games.
You go back to your bunks, Dae Ho wrapping a friendly and comforting arm around you as you both walk. You sit with your group, eating and laughing while you slowly forget the chaos around you.
Thanos watched it all play out with Dae Ho again. His palms were sweaty the whole time, hoping youād survive and walk back into that room. The second you walked back through the door alive, his eyes were on you.
āAre you good?ā Nam Gyu asks Thanos, noticing his eyes constantly following you.
āI donāt know what the fuck are you talking about.ā Thanos spits, defensively. He takes another pill, needing the courage for his next move.
āLet me have one.ā Nam Gyu begs. Thanos reluctantly hands one over.
Nam Gyu takes it with haste, as Thanos stands and makes his way towards you. He quickly gets up and follows his friend, ready for whatever fight may come.
Each time you laugh at Dae Ho, Thanos picks his pace up a little faster. Heās convinced that itās like with each laugh that slips past your honey coated lips, then the closer Dae Ho is to getting to taste them. He sways his body unnaturally as he walks, wanting to appear more bad ass than he really felt.
āWhat the fuck are you doing?ā He says as he approaches you.
āThanos.ā You say, a warning in your voice to leave you alone.
āYou good, bro?ā Dae Ho asks.
āWhy the fuck are you talking to my girl?ā He addresses Dae Ho now. You and Dae Ho both scoff in disbelief, but this is how your reaction played out in Thanosā mind.
They both laugh
āDae Ho, youāre so funny.ā
āWell, youāre sexy.ā
āLetās make out and fuck right here in front of Thanos.ā
āWhatever you say, beautiful.ā
He reaches his hand out, grabbing you by your jacket and yanking you to your feet.
āThanos!ā You yell. Dae Ho and In Ho stand up to diffuse the situation. Before they can even intervene, you land a closed fist to Thanosā eye.
He backs away, holding it as a little cut forms.
āCrazy bitch.ā He says. He points at Dae Ho. āYou stay away from her.ā
āFuck off.ā You yell at Thanos. He backs away, still facing you and nodding his head in anger. His face reads This isnāt over.
āYou okay?ā Dae Ho asks. You nod, slightly breathless.
The way Thanos grabbed you was rude,
unnecessary,
controllingā¦
and hot.
You wanted to kick yourself for feeling so attracted to him in that moment. He was mentally unstable, high; everything that could be wrong with a man, he was.
Yet here you were, yearning for a piece of him just as he yearned for you.
Later that night, you couldnāt sleep in your bunk. You were stressed with nerves, with the thought that each next day could be your last. You tapped your foot relentlessly against the frame of the bed, until a person above you made a threat.
You sighed, getting up and walking to the door to be let to the bathroom.
You washed your face again for what was probably the 15th time, feeling like the blood was still on you.
You didnāt even hear the door, didnāt hear him walk up behind you, didnāt notice he was there until his hands were on your hips.
You gasped, turning with your fist, ready to make a collision; but Thanos was quicker than you this time, catching your wrist before you could seal the hit.
āWhoa.ā He said, āRelax, girl.ā
āWhat are you doing in here?ā You yelled at him. He shushed you, making a tcht tcht tcht sound.
āYou embarrassed me out there.ā He said, tilting his head to show you his bruised eye.
āYou? How about you yanking me to my feet in a room full of people?ā
He says nothing, but he smirks at you.
āYouāre just so pretty. How am I supposed to sit back and watch my girl flirt with other men?ā
You sigh, rolling your eyes. āIs that what you think I am?ā
āItās what I know you are.ā He says lowly, his hand resting against your throat. āYouāre mine.ā
āIām not yours. You donāt ask, you just take from people. Youāre a bully.ā
āWhat are we, kids on a school yard? Iām a bully?ā He steps closer than he already was, pressing himself into you.
āYes.ā You whisper out.
āQuiet now, arenāt we?ā He teases, his voice low.
āIf youāre gonna kill me, just fucking do it.ā You say.
He laughs loudly, āKill you? Get serious, girl.ā
āThen what do you want?ā
āYou.ā
You say nothing. Your hands are pressed against the counter top of the sink, and his body is pressed against yours. Chest to chest, you have nowhere to go.
āMove.ā You say. Your eyes are locked, and you feel like prey being tortured by predator. Tortured in the way heās doing nothing, just staring you down. He doesnāt budge still.
You grab him by his collar, pulling his face inches from yours.
āMove.ā You say again, your voice pleading.
He notices. Youāre not pleading him to move because of fear, youāre pleading for him to move because of lust.
His fingers trail up your arm, then trace your jaw to pull your chin up. He laces his fingers through your hair, pulling you so that your lips are on his.
He didnāt expect you to kiss him the way you did, it took him by such surprise, which he dared never admit because he was almost never surprised. But the way you grabbed his collar, trying to pull him so deep into you that you both might collapse into each other like stars.
āWhereād this come from?ā He asks breathlessly, barely able to break away from you to get the question out.
āCan you just shut up?ā You say quickly, pulling him back into you.
āAs my queen commands.ā He says, matching your ferocity with the kiss.
Both of his hands rest on your cheeks while he kisses you, but you take one and slowly push it down to your sweats.
āWhy so eager?ā He asks, breathlessly.
āYouāre talking too much.ā You say, pushing him off you. āGet on your knees.ā
He scoffs, shocked. āAre you serious?ā
You nod, and so he listens. He kisses down your body, tugging on your sweats when heās on his knees. He kisses your thighs, mumbling sweet nothings about your body that were too soft to hear.
āThanos-ā
āSu Bong.ā He corrects you, needing to hear you moan his real name.
āSu Bong, please donāt tease me.ā You whine, so he concedes. Lifting up your leg onto his shoulder so he can kiss and lick and suck every part of you. You whine, pulling his purple tufts of hair.
āYou are so sweet,ā He whispers. āSweet like candy.ā
āOh, my boy.ā You moan, egging him on. His nails grip into your thighs unintentionally. Heās just so desperate for you, desperate to taste every drop.
Your nails dig into his forearm, scratching for release.
āPlease, oh, please, Su Bong.ā
He looks up at you, pupils dilated like the size of black holes. You throw your head back, grinding your hips into his mouth, chasing your release.
You pull his hair harshly, and he digs his nails into your thighs even more as you release. You cry out, repeating his name like a prayer, and he moans into you, fueling your release. He doesnāt miss a drop.
He comes off you, breathless. He sets your leg down, pulling your sweats back up as he stands.
You stare at each other, both of you panting in silence for a few moments. You sneak your hand down, resting it against his hard crotch. You smirk a little, and he mirrors it.
āI think I love you.ā He moans as you rub him.
āI think youāre high.ā You respond, and he laughs and nods. He leans down to kiss you again, gentler this time.
āDo you want one?ā He asks, nodding to his necklace. You hesitate, but end up shaking your head no.
āI think we should head back.ā You whisper, still rubbing him. He shakes his head no, moaning into your neck. He grips your jacket in desperate agony.
āI need you so bad.ā He finally admits.
āFine.ā You fold, and heās ever so quick to pull your sweats back down. He unhooks one of your legs from the pants, pulling it up so he can rest it around his hips as he pushes his sweats down just slightly so he can insert himself into you.
So, there you both are. Standing with one leg hooked around him and absolutely gripping the sink as he thrusts into you relentlessly. You donāt even try to hide your moans, throwing your head back in euphoria as Thanos buries his face in your neck with shameful whimpers. You grip onto whatever part of him you can for support. Your back is slamming into the edge of the sink over and over, surely leaving a bruise on your tailbone.
He kisses and sucks on your neck, leaving dark bruised purple hickeys on every inch. Marking you, so that you knew who you belong to and so that everyone else out there knew too.
His thrusts were relentless, and the angle he fucked you was crucial, hitting into your cervix each time. Your hands pushed on his hips, resisting his movements slightly, which only fueled him more.
āStop it.ā He moans.
āYou stop, youāre being so rough.ā You whimper.
āThis is me being gentle,ā He says. āYou want something less than this, then I better not ever catch you speaking to another man again.ā
You moan in defeated acceptance, grasping at his shoulders instead for balance. His perfect thrusts make you leak all over him, his pants soaked with your juices.
āYouāre so wet.ā He moans. āI think youāre gonna make me cum.ā
You tighten around him, sending him into a frenzy. His hands tighten their hold on your thighs, and you yank him by the collar to pull his lips onto yours.
āFuck, Iām cumming, oh please.ā You beg him, between kisses.
āIāve got you.ā He manages to get out, holding you as you let out the most heavenly cry. Your moans send him over, and he pulls out to spill himself all over your cunt.
He smears it on your folds with his hands, and you smack his chest, giving him a push off you while he laughs at your irritability.
āYouāre such a dick.ā You say, wiping yourself with a paper towel from the dispenser. He kisses your neck with a smirk.
āCome lay with me when youāre done.ā He says, walking out of the bathroom.
You roll your eyes, cleaning yourself up before walking out.
You re enter the bunks, searching the room for his bed. Heās in a lower ish one, laying down with hands resting behind his head and his eyes blissfully closed. Your eyes move back and forth between his bed and your empty one, until your feet start moving before your mind can even decide.
He doesnāt even open his eyes when you crawl in beside him. He just wraps his arm around you, kissing your temple as you both drift off to sleep,
both of you blissfully unaware of the horrors of tomorrowās gameā¦
Part 2?
#choi su bong#choi seung hyun#t.o.p#t.o.p bigbang#thanos squid game#thanos smut#thanos#squid game#squid game thanos#thanos x reader#nam gyu#gi hun squid game#squid games
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bllk characters that would pmo so much if i knew them irl:
1. itoshi sae. i genuinely cannot form a solid opinion on this guy, but lemme be honest: i hate nonchalant and un-empathetic people. to be fair, i do act like sae sometimes (quiet and harsh with advice) but only around people who arenāt close with me or are just an asshole and deserves to be treated like shit. ngl, sae is hilarious, but heās so annoying sometimes.
2. chigiri hyoma. ima be so honest, but if it werenāt for the fact that chigiri is from a manga, i would hate himš heās canonically a narcissist and cares more about himself than most things. to be completely honest here if it werenāt for the fact that chigiri is nice to his friends then chigiri would probably be tied with sae at #1. im also kind of self centered so ig i rlly shouldnāt be talking, but damn does he rlly pmo sometimes.
3. michael kaiser. it pains me to say this, especially since kaiser is my fav character alongside rin, but if i knew this guy irl i would actually beat tf out of him. if he whispers some zesty ahh shit in my ear im filing a restraining order on him tf man. if this guy manipulates me im filing a court case and a therapy session for both me and him. overall, i love him because heās fictional but i would hate him if he were real.
4. reo mikage but specifically him in the first selection and before. LISTEN I WAS REREADING THE TEAM V VS Z MATCH THE OTHER DAY BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED TO NAGI AND GOD SOMEONE NEEDED TO HUMBLE REO SO BADLY. why was bro sticking his tongue out at like everyone, bro you are NOT itoshi rin man get tf out. if i went to the same school as him irl i would have so much one sided beef against himš
5. this genuinely pains me butā¦karasu tabito. LISTEN LISTEN YOU ALL KNOW THAT I LOVE KARASU WITH MY HEART AND SOUL BUT ITS ALSO CANON THAT HE WILL ALWAYS DO THINGS THE TRADITIONAL AND āPROPERā WAY AND YELL AT SOMEONE ELSE IF THEY DONT. i do things very unconventionally and untraditionally and im always up for a new method to do things and new possibilities, so i just know that i would hate karasu bossing me around and telling me what to doš
#blue lock#blue lock x reader#bllk#bllk x reader#blue lock x female reader#blue lock x y/n#blue lock x you
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Modern romance (pt.1)
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Summary: Hamzah x reader through instagram posts and stories! Not sure what these are called but I love them
Warnings: fem!reader, use of (y/n), the pictures I used for reader have brown hair so im sorry, a lot of slang i guess
Genre: fluff, friends to lovers
A/n: literally no one asked for this but let me know if you guys like this type of stuff! I decided to make it two parts since itās already so much
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ālife recently (i dont like these guys)ā
Comments
User82: since when is she friends with slushynoobz???
User92: I dont know but im jumping with joy rn
Hamzahthefantastic: thatās rude of youā¦
Yn_yln: you werenāt supposed to see this.. awkward
Thatmartinkid: i guess she actually IS like the other girls :/
User58: LMAO
Thatmartinkid: why did you post a stalker photo of us?
Yn_yln: bro i was behind you.. i still am! Mwahahah
Hamzahthefantastic: wtf?!??? Where??
Yn_yln: you wont find me.
User59: im scared
Mandys_iphone: hes been paranoid all day since you posted
Yn_yln: good.
User69: Are they dating?
User56: girl people can be friends
User583: I think so actually
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āWe made friends with a homeless woman!ā
Comments
Yn_yln: um???
Thatmartinkid: what?
Yn_yln: homeless???
Thatmartinkid: are you not?
Hamzahthefantastic: no she is dw
Yn_yln: hamzah this is an a b conversation so please c yourself out
Hamzahthefantastic: please never say shit like that around me ever again
Hamzahthefantastic: friend is a strong word
Yn_yln: sooo what are we?
Thatmartinkid: good luck dudeā¦
User582: LMAO MARTIN
Clairedrakee: homeless? Girl have you seen this woman? Shes etheral
Yn_yln: AWW
Clairedrakee: its true and i know his stanky ass is not talking
Mandys_iphone: he does smell actually
Thatmartinkid: do I actually?
Yn_yln: the silence speaks volumesā¦
User484: is anyone else kinda annoyed that theyāre hanging out with ppl like her?
User272: Ik :( i feel like theyāre too mainstream now
User53: sybau.
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āWe took our kids on vacationā
Comments
Yn_yln: ily mommy
Hamzahthefantastic: bro what
Mandys_iphone: love you too ā¤ļø
Thatmartinkid: this is making me uncomfortable..
User592: MOMMY IS CRAZY
Hamzahthefantastic: what is she even writing
Yn_yln: Some of us are in collegeā¦
Hamzahthefantastic: yet your still dumb
Yn_yln: *youāreā¦
Thatmartinkid: oh she clocked
User79: zest fest
Chase_rutherford: martin is so chopped in that!
Hamzahthefantastic: true
Thatmartinkid: oh who is you, chopped chin
Yn_yln: you got him there
Hamzahthefantastic: but that is not a crime
Yn_yln: how did you know what I was quoting?
Hamzahthefantastic: because you wont stop saying it
Yn_yln: and THAT is not a crimeā¤ļø
User16: why are they SO close in that pick?
User629: obv dating or something
User49: I will be so mad if they are
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āIsland living sims 4 expansion packā
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Mandys_iphone: caption is so us
Yn_yln: Right???
Hamzahthefantastic: you did not.
Yn_yln: what?
Hamzahthefantastic: the SLEEPING PHOTO?
Yn_yln: i will not apologize for disillusioning the people to your true form.
Hamzahthefantastic: dude youre such a dork š
User692: and that is not a crime
Yn_yln: @user692 YES šš»
Thatmartinkid: You caught me! Yes, i love to read šš¤Ŗ
Yn_yln: I will genuinely block you
Hamzahthefantastic: our side quest for coffee
Yn_yln: then we literally got lost
Hamzahthefantastic: because of you..
Yn_yln: dont sass me boy
Mandys_iphone: whos mommy now?
Clairedrakee: yess girl walk him like a dog!
User04: there is no way they arent tg atp
User73: idk i still donāt believe it, they could just be a close group?
Kalynnkoury: I like your shell
Yn_yln: I like your face
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āSorry pets, vacation mode activated!ā
Comments
Yn_yln: youāre so millennial mom coded
Thatmartinkid: thanks!
Chase_rutherford: not a compliment
Mandys_iphone: what is hamzah looking off into the distance mysteriously at?
Hamzahthefantastic: y/n did a backflip
Yn_yln: no i didnt???
Hamzahthefantastic: yes you did
Yn_yln: why are you gaslighting me?
Thatmartinkid: menā¦š
Yn_yln: i fear the call is coming from inside the house
Hamzahthefantastic: had the worst time thanks
Yn_yln: arenāt you just a bundle of joy?!
Thatmartinkid: okay next time we wonāt take you guys then
Yn_yln: WHAT DID I DO?
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āFinally home ā¤ļø (wifed mandy up bc martin wont)ā
Comments
Clairedrakee: me and my man!
Yn_yln: You can do better babe
Clairedrakee: are you flirting with me?
Hamzahthefantastic: no
User538: HAMZAH?
User58: suspicious..
Hamzahthefantastic: whos the cutie in the second slide?
Yn_yln: there isnāt one
Thatmartinkid: OOOā¦
Hamzahthefantastic: you hate me
Yn_yln: NO IM SORRY LMAO
Mandys_iphone: save the date!
Thatmartinkid: is this true..?
Yn_yln: sorry you took too long
Thatmartinkid: hamzah lets get out of hereā¦
Yn_yln: you moved on quickly
User529: who is the man in all of these?
User3: I think maybe hamzah?
User5: Are they dating?
User82: yeah they are
User5: source?
User82: I dont have one
User538: they are laying awfully closeš
User219: so unfair
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āGirls night ayyye!ā
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Mandys_iphone: we all kissed
Yn_yln: this is true
Hamzahthefantastic: you guys are weird
Clairedrakee: someoneās jealous!
Thatmartinkid: mandy i dont like you hanging around with bad influences..
Yn_yln: I love you both ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø
Clairedrakee: love you too!!
Mandys_iphone: aww I love you too
Hamzahthefantastic: do you guys remember texting me?
Clairedrakee: no?
Yn_yln: what did we sayš
Hamzahthefantastic: nothing š
Thatmartinkid: I donāt like that wink it did something to me
User264: I wanna be friends with them
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Thatmartinkid: woahh who sent you that text? š³
Hamzahthefantastic: š¤·š½āāļø
Clairedrakee: i have a hypothesis
Yn_yln: HAMZAH OMG.
Hamzahthefantastic: what
Yn_yln: die.
User4655: oh hes in the doghouse
User633: this is undeniable proof bro
User364: i think they did it but i just cant prove it š§
#fanfiction#hamzah x reader#hamzahthefantastic#martin and hamzah#hamzah imagines#hamzah fic#hamzah x y/n#hamzah fluff#hamzahthefanatasticxreader#slushy noobz#slushy virus#thatmartinkid#mandysiphone#claire drake#chase rutherford#tara yummy#kalynn koury#weston koury#slushynoobz x reader
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thinking about post-switzerland!lottie when she's finally released from the facility, you make it your mission to spend every moment with her after lost of time. whether its somewhere fancy or not, you just want to cherish every moment with her
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it makes me cry every time i remember that she was thirty when she left šgosh. thinking about being her first phone call. she only wants to hear your voice. you're driving to the store the second she tells you that she'll be on a plane home tomorrow, planning to buy her so many flowers and something nice. you even deep clean your room for hours, wanting it to look good for her.
you're so nervous and excited bro... stomach in knots as you take a taxi to the airport, dozens of different ways to greet her rushing through your mind because, fuck, you haven't seen her in person since she was 22. of course you kept in contact through letters and phone calls when she was permitted, but you feel like you're about to vomit everywhere.
thinking of her being in one of her flowy kaftans, that necklace you got her years ago still on her neck :( all you can do as she walks up to you is stare, the words coming out of her mouth sounding muffled. you just pull her in for a hug that genuinely lasts 5 minutes, kissing her face and neck repeatedly as you mutter how much you love and missed her.
being so proud that she finally found her voice ššš she tells you all about her plans for her intentional community as you guys drive back to your place, telling you that she wants you to be a part of it ā¹ļø she probably tells you that she wants to start building it now, but you tell her to calm down because you just wanna spend so much time with her š sure you could spend time with her as she builds it, but you're needy and know that her community would take up her "you" time.
you guys go home and kiss for several hours in bed. she mentions how 'not-you' it is because it's so clean and you frown because you just wanted it to look nice for her :/ i imagine her wandering your place and picking up every little thing and asking you where you got it, loving your stories and smiling when you say you're gonna take her every where and spoil the shit out of her. thinking about giving her all the shit you bought that reminded you of her :( you could never give it to her and now that you can it's like 20 years of birthday gifts in one day. it's a lot of stuff.
taking her out to these little stores you always imagined her and you in. a coffee shop that you always imagined her eating this delicious blueberry pie at, this sandwich shop that you went in one time that played you and lottie's song, the old Chinese place she used to love!!! being worried that you're being too clingy and suffocating her but she reassures you that she missed you just as much, if not more.
just ughhh....catching up with each other and trying to get used to talking again because it has been years since you've been face to face, despite being together for literal years. lottie who wants to visit your work and meet your new friends š GOING TO VISIT YOUR PARENTS!!!! it's like she's meeting them for the first time again š gah thinking about getting engaged after she gets released.....
#š anon#lottie matthews thoughts š#lottie matthews x reader#yellowjackets x reader#Ā© returnofeternity
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Heart Eyes
Pairing: Carlos Sainz x Reader
Authors note: today i discovered that I can fully just screenshot Instagram posts so that was really helpful š¤¦āāļø | another quick one | opening my Carlos Sainz list then š¶ļø
Warnings: one curse word
Face Claim: Joanna Pincerato
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user1 omg š¤©
user2 too hot to get cold
user3 my fav
user4 I love her so much
user5 Carlos Sainz in the likes again
user6 someone tell him to shoot his shot lmao
user7 itās been months š
user8 ahhhhh she looks so pretty
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user10 lovely
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user12 I need that swimsuit
user13 I could never š„¶
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user14 omg Carlos finally commented
user15 about time
user16 her hair is so nice
user17 āļøāļøāļø
user18 y/n just liking Carlosā comment is so funny to me
user19 prettyyyy
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user20 queen
user21 so pretty
user22 my fav
user23 šØšØšØ
user24 Carlos back in the likes
user25 lmao my manās always lurking I canāt
user26 artsy vibes š©āšØ
carlossainz youāre the most beautiful art š
yourusername ahhh thank you carlito š«¶
user27 CARLOSSSSSS
user28 my man went from heart eye emojis to full sentences, they grow up so fast
user29 oh trust he still included the heart eyes
user28 canāt change him lmao
user30 and she replied!!! š„¹
user31 theyāre already so cute I canāt
user32 ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø
user33 the fit eats
user34 the prettiest painting is you š«¶
user35 Carlos already pulled that one
user35 good try though queen š«¶
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SMOOTH OPERATORRRRR
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Carlos????
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Is that my bbg Carlos Sainz
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HE DID IT
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That better be car boy or so help me god
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user41 āmy sunā š„¹
user42 Carlos donāt simp on main challenge: impossible
user43 IS THAT BBG Y/N!!!!???
user44 y/n? š„¹
user45 I hope thatās y/n
user46 wait yall know who that is???
user47 we think itās this girl that Carlos has been interacting with for months now
user46 whatās her @
user47 @/yourusername
user46 omg I just checked and this man has been down bad for months hasnāt he?? š
user47 he has been š
user48 loml
user49 šš¤©
user50 heart eye emojis, my man is consistent fr
user51 stop with the woke soft launch madness
user52 show it to me Rachel
user53 just tag her bro š©
user54 y/n liked!!! šššš
user55 āļøāļøāļø
user56 my fav couple
user57 theyāve been together 3 seconds and he hasnāt even confirmed that thatās y/n
user56 idc I feel it in my nuggets
user58 BAE š¤
user59 @/yourusername is this u queen???
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user60 Carlos crumbs
user61 Iām sure everyone will be completely normal and calm about this
user62 CARLOSSSSSSSSS šļøšļøšļøšļø
user63 YEAHHH CARLITO
user64 thatās the smooth operator I know it is
user65 my down bad king Carlos Sainz
user66 LANDO LIKEDDDD
user67 thatās how we know itās real, heās involved his friends š¤
user68 idc that buff ass arm is car number 55
user69 do we know thatās Carlos???
user70 it has to be
user71 if its not I might jump off a high building
user72 woah, bit dramatic
user71 š¤·š½āāļø
user73 my two favs š¤©
user74 I think Iām in love with her not even kidding
user75 me too queen
user75 sheās genuinely so pretty š
user76 theyāre such pretty people, I need couple photos NEOW
user77 hard-launch š pls
user78 why are they pretending like we donāt know who their launching š
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user79 alright so now we definitely know who that is š
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user80 YAYYYYYY
user81 finally š
user82 love of my life š„¹
user83 my favorite couple
charles_leclerc ah congratulations!
carlossainz Gracias Charles!
user84 ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø
user85 THEYVE LAUNCHED
user86 smooth operatorrrrr
user87 beautiful couple ā¤ļø
user88 awwww š„¹
user89 HES DONE IT
user90 y/n posted that story and he was quick with the relationship post šš
user91 he needed us to know lmao
user92 endgame fr
user93 they're so pretty together š«¶
user94 Carlos has been working for this for months, proud of him
user95 can't stop the grind
user96 smooth operator on and off the track
user97 š¶ļøš¶ļøš¶ļø
user98 wait they feel so real like they actually like eachother
user99 ālikeā? That man is in love with her idc
user100 lmao he definitely acts like it
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lose control | fairy tail š§
pairing: natsu dragneel x reader, gray fullbuster x reader
cw/tw: an elsa joke for gray, little bit of smut so mdni
notes šļø: i donāt see NEARLY enough fairy tail works on here, so might as well do it myself. š have some random headcannons for natsu and gray. these are just some that came to mind. please let me know if there's anything else you'd like to see. :)


natsu dragneel
genuinely makes me wanna cry heās so cute omfg deserves all the happiness in the world-
anyway
the literal definition of a himbo
he may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but heās trying okay?
you may have to explain some things to him, about being in a relationship anyway.
bc i believe once you make it official, he would go right back to treating you just like a friend. š
and itās not because he doesnāt wanna put in the effort or that he doesnāt actually love you, he just thinks itās implied and that he doesnāt have to say it.
its a very interesting conversation to say the least. š
when you explain to him that you want him to be romantic, bring you flowers, take you on dates, etc. heās listening SO intently itās adorable.
he does actually try to take you out and bring you flowers after that conversation, heās a good boyfriend.
literally takes you EVERYWHERE. you donāt have a choice.
heās going on a job? youāre going too, whether you want to or not. he never wants to be separated from you.
god forbid you guys have to ride a train or anything (you will). you become his personal pillow. natsu is either laying his head on your shoulder or lap the ENTIRE journey. (he especially appreciates it if you stroke his hair while heās got motion sickness :3)
will wear matching onesies with you in public, bro does not gaf.
is SO touchy. like omfg- everyone within a three mile radius will know that somethings going on between you. natsu has NO concept of personal space.
is amazing to cuddle with during the winter, during the summer? HELL NO. youāre literally shoving this man away from you and heās so hurt by it. š
smut up ahead, mdni
in my opinion, he doesnāt like being submissive.
heād let you power bottom, but youād know that he always has control.
reverse cowgirl - he likes being able to grip your hips and sit up and whisper in your ear- š®āšØ
mating press - we all know he loves that shit- loves being able to look into your eyes and tell you the nastiest things he wants to do to you.
prone - nglā¦i think heād like putting his arm around your neck as a form of breath play, and listening to you gradually go dumb on his dick-
about that, he will force you to look at him. thereās no such thing as being shy when it comes to sex with natsu.
if itās your first time, he tries to be so gentle with you. doesnāt want to ābreakā you as he puts it. (not yet anyway)
very spontaneous. doesnāt care if yall are in the middle of the woods, heās down anytime and anywhere.
he just wants to fuck you all the time.
will flex how strong he is. like picking you up, tossing you on the bed, etc. heās very proud of his strength. (it doesnāt matter your size)
i think heās had sex like once, so he isnāt very experienced. i think heās experienced enough to know some of the things he likes.
7 inches hard, on the more girth side, upward curve, reddish purple tip-

gray fullbuster
oh lord have mercy. the man that started my love for anime men- š
again, cliche but itās true. itās amazing to cuddle with him during the summer. but during the winter? nah. you become a certified blanket hogger.
which he doesnāt really mind, the cold never bothered him anyway- (iām sorry)
we all know this man isnāt great at voicing his feelings and how much he loves you, but he does show it through his actions.
(to me, gray and megumi are sooo similar because of how willing they are to die to win)
heāll actually take the initiative on dates, he pays attention to the things you like, he brings you flowers without you having to ask.
a really chill boyfriend overall. (no, i didnāt mean to make that pun)
i donāt know why, but i feel like gray can cook? cannot tell you why i feel like he can, i just do. ur definitely taught him how.
gray is the king of casual possessiveness. like he wonāt tell you that youāre his, heāll show it. like a hand on your thigh, on the small of your back, etc.
and itās not like he means to do it either, itās almost subconscious for him. š
if you get cold easily, he feels really bad that he canāt hold you to make you warmer. :( will definitely get you blankets, start a fire, etc to help as much as possible though.
please touch this man
heās so touch starved please
needs a good and long hug. needs to be told heās loved and that he matters. :(
loves music, you canāt tell me otherwise. if you can sing? he loves that shit.
smut up ahead, mdni
out of the two, grays the softer one.
heās more likely to relinquish control, let you take the reigns.
can be more dominant and rough, but generally prefers soft and sensual love making.
it comes from a place of not wanting to hurt you.
youāll definitely have to do some convincing before heāll be okay with losing control a little.
gray definitely uses the red, yellow, and green light system in bed.
missionary - he loves how intimate it is, being able to see your expressions really gets him going.
cowgirl - likes seeing you on top, adores the visual of your body and how much youāre enjoying yourself.
lotus - again, he LIVES for the intimacy.
i think gray looks at sex as being sacred, something you do only with someone you love and cherish.
so despite unconsciously stripping for everyone to see, heās not just giving it out to everyone. which leads me to believe heās not very experienced.
i mean, sure, heās had a few past lovers, but i donāt think he ever went the full way with them.
also 7 inches hard, on the longer side, curves to the left, light pink tip, really pretty
#fairy tail#fairy tail x reader#natsu dragneel#natsu dragneel x reader#gray fullbuster#gray fullbuster x reader#idk why I've never written for these two#literally two of my fave characters ever
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