#(YOLOOOO)

[deathricedrawn]

🪩 futures made of virtual insanity!

My piece for @hermitzine :o) Thank you so much for allowing me to participate!!! Make sure to check out the zine!

[epellucid]

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[mizodorito]

NEVERKIND I SPEEDRAN IT

Murder drones week — favorite character

[ijoinedthishellsite]

It is a common misconception that yolo is an exclamation, or a phrase, when it is in fact a verb. A verb you must conjugate properly. “To yolo” does not follow the normal rules of English conjugation. Here are its forms with explanations.

You-yolo. You only live once.

Me-yolo, because it is a rhetorical you, unless one happens to be speaking to an entity who does not only live once, like a cat. In this case the proper form is iolo. The i replaces the y. We will see something similar to this across forms. Please note iolo can sound very similar to i yolo when spoken, which is why taking a pause between words is customary for the latter.

He-holo, pronounced hoe low, rhyming with yolo. Not pronounced hollow.

She-Sholo. Solo does not work. This is because that would be too confusing when solo, pronounced in a way that rhymes with yolo, is already a word, and a subpar Star Wars movie.

They- tholo, just to keep consistency with the she form. We use sounds, not letters to start the yolo forms.

It-drop the I. Olo. Why? Because you’re removing a human subject, you’re removing letter one.

You (plural)- because yolo is already an abbreviation, and all you plurals start with y, to avoid confusion, this one is y’allolo.

We-wolo. The we form is a bit special: strong emphasis on the wo. Because whoaaaa. Y’know? Y’whoa?

PAST TENSE- add ded to the end of the present form. The reason is after you lived once, you dead.

PRESENT PARTICIPLE-add wing to the end of the normal present form.

Fun fact: Yodelayheehoo is a scottish word that originates from yolo.

Wolo, so it’s important to yolo right, before you guys lose the chance to y’allolo and regret it. Or your children will believe that thdolo. What does thdolo mean? Well that’s something advanced for you to learn in the next lesson.

[evesmascarade]

i identify as will graham and regulus black. that is all. thanks.

[tomilcg]

tumblr era 🥸

[llovelyb0nesss]

let’s make the most of the night (like we’re gonna d1e young) XD

[ardentreader]

I am here, on my deathbed, taking my last breath, full of regrets and wishing I could go back and live a little. Hoping that I could play, have fun, ride, dive, and fly for the first time. But I know that I cannot. I know that I lost the chance that I had.

They say, "All work and no play made Jack a dull boy." I'm the Jack here, and I die full of regrets.

Ever since I was a little boy, I never touched a toy. My parents were strict and never allowed me to play. When I was a toddler, I used to complain about how other kids get to play while I do not. "Playing, fun and toys are a distraction. If you want to be successful you need no distractions, " was always the answer I got. Slowly I started to accept this. I stopped complaining and focused on my studies.

I passed high school with top grades but with no memories to cherish, to make me smile and shed tears with nostalgia. I got into a good college but there too I made no friends, had no fun and did not live, simply existed. Once again, I passed with grades but with no fun.

I got a good job which paid me handsomely. I became a workaholic. I worked till late at night and came early. I had no family, my parents had died when I was in college due to a car accident. I had no wife as I was busy with work and had no time to find one.

I was so engrossed in work that I did not pay attention to my health. Soon I was diagnosed with Coronary artery disease. I had very little time to live. The hospital became my home. I am too young to die, only 30. I die without family, friends, without anybody who cares.

Oscar Wilde once said, "To live is the rarest thing in the world. Some people exist, that is all." I only exist but I beg you to live a little. Dance in the rain, break a museum, stay up late and watch the stars, wake up early and watch the sunrise, kiss random strangers, sing in the shower, bunk lectures, take vacations, call in sick at work and go to a party, have some fun and live.

This is all I beg of you. Live, and have fun because you only get 'one shot at life.'

[sushis4kalyo]

"Alors, ta recherche de job à mi-temps ?" 🤪

Cher recruteur,

Votre entreprise connaît actuellement une période d'expansion considérable nécessitant la recherche de nouveaux profils suffisamment désespérés pour accepter vos conditions de travail. À cette fin, je vous propose ma candidature spontanée au poste de Numéro de votre logiciel RH.

Diplômée d'un master de Communication et d'un BTS de Gestion, j'ai acquis le gros désavantage de devoir être payée à hauteur de ma qualification. J'ai une longue expérience de chercheuse dans le domaine de l'Emploi qui m'a permis de travailler profondément ma patience et le lâcher prise. Mes connaissances en management ainsi qu'en droit du travail me permettront également de vous rappeler vos obligations si vous les oubliez.

S'il s'agit pour moi de l'opportunité d'enfin travailler même pour un SMIC tout en entendant que je coûte cher pour la société, ce sera l'occasion pour vous d'avoir une paire de mains supplémentaire pour applaudir vos cadres entre 2 demi flûtes de Prosecco lors des soirées d'auto-congratulation post-signature de gros contrats dont nous ne verrons même pas les retombées sur nos fiches de paie.

Certaine que je saurai répondre à vos attentes, je reste à votre entière disposition pour que vous me rappeliez sans toutefois masquer votre numéro afin de savoir si je peux enfin larguer Pôle Emploi.

Je vous prie d’agréer, cher recruteur, mes salutations les plus distinguées (poil au nez).

Kalyo :)

[smailyxoxo]

❤️

[sydnikov]

I'm home from college for the weekend, I managed to catch a cold, and I'm still going to the canes game tomorrow 😁

[the-b00k-keeper-k]

You know what’s really funny to me? There’s this saying in Latin that pretty much translates to “let us live since we must die”. “Vivamus moriendum est.��

It’s comical to me that the English equivalent is basically YOLO.

[thedisdainfullysilentvisitor]

She looks more beautiful than ever. And still living life to its fullest, you can't see that her leg is in a cast after having a motorcycle/bike crash and hurting several things

NINA DOBREV via Instagram (June 30th, 2024)

[flammablejelly161yolo-2011]

🛸🛸👄

[socrates-isnt-real]

This is so fun and random. Love this app X)

[llovelyb0nesss]