#(Y u u g i is DEF Picking Up On That)

[koushirouizumi]

{YU-GI-OH!} Duel Monsters ~ A.M.V ~ Yuugi & {Ace-implied!}Yami (Atem) [Reading in Aro-Ace!Yami is also Fine] {Just please respect my own head-canons too!} ~ "Bring Me To L i f e"

Summary: "I've been S L E E P I N G a T H O U S A N D Years it S E E M S-- -GOT TO O P E N M Y E Y E S to E V E R Y T H I N G..." Music © Evanescence/Amy Lee; also (C) Linkin Park (Backing Vocal Only) {This was made before the re-release of this song without them.} Spoiler Info: - Leads up to mid-beginning of End of “DOMA” Arc {Anime-Only sequences; not included in original manga} - {Mainly} D.M. {Duel Monsters} Only Eps

*Any Lip-sync'ng was unintentional {+Any similar Might be removed in any future remake}

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[sirenlulls]

baby i'm yours → g. gallagher

pairing —gene gallagher x albarn!reader

summary —where gene’s a bit of a cheeky bastard & you post a new podcast episode

baby, i'm yours, and i'll be yours until two and two makes three

♡ liked by lennongallagher, damonalbarn, and 66,987 others

genegallagher bitz n bobz

user blud was def giggling to himself choosing the second pic

↳ user "they're gonna think im so cool for this"

↳ user "everyone's gonna be so jealous I'm sleeping with the it girl of the millenium" WELL I AM JEALOUS. IM SEETHING WITH JEALOUSY. IM GREEN WITH ENVY. THANK YOU MR GALLAGHER. I HOPE UR HAPPY.

user step up the game bro not enough y/n

↳ genegallagher I'll work on it

yourusername hihihihihihihihihi

yourusername hello

yourusername hey *in a really cool n suave n sexy voice*

↳ genegallagher Hello

↳ yourusername ur pretty cute icl 🤭

↳ genegallagher You're not too bad yourself xx

yourusername just scraped my knee falling for u

↳ genegallagher There's plasters in the bathroom press

↳ yourusername let me flirt with you ballache bastard

↳ genegallagher I've never felt so romanced 😍😍

yourusername guys don't be fooled, he had no idea how to use the camera!!! he's a caveman!!!!

↳ genegallagher Smh this defamation is heartbreaking.

↳ yourusername awe the baby :(

user mum and dad

user my pants drop every time i see them

↳ user ur so me

ruby1kid Such angels xx Must meet up again soon!! Love you both 😘😘❤️❤️💋💋

↳ genegallagher Love you too xx

↳ yourusername definitely!! missing our chats xx

♡ liked by lizzymcalpine, stellajones, and 86,799 others

yourusername look the lover to the beach (plus a hidden gem of moody chops junior + senior)

liamgallagher Who are you calling moody chops?

↳ yourusername no one special 😇

↳ user oh no the gallagher cheek is getting to her

genegallagher Don’t appreciate this.

↳ yourusername poor thing :(

genegallagher You look okay I guess…��.

↳ yourusername sleep on the couch xoxo

genegallagher Think those shells are still in my coat pocket

↳ yourusername forgot you picked them up tbh 😭

↳ genegallagher Kinda had to since you kept going on about how pretty they were 😔🙄

↳ user only relationship ever

gracieabrams ilyilyilyilyily

gracieabrams hi wife

↳ yourusername hi loverrrrr

bobbyskeetz beach.

↳ yourusername beach!

↳ bobbyskeetz beach?

↳ genegallagher beach

↳ user gene is soooo sick of this shit lmao i eat it up all the time

user mother is mothering so hard y’all

user im in love w you

user i wont u so bad

user nepotism done right i’m on my knees fr

graciebrns AHHHHBHBABABABABHAAAA

↳ user grace is so me

graciebrns i love u sososo bad

↳ yourusername I LOVE YOU MORE PRETTYYYYY

♡ liked by lennongallagher, izzy_richmond, and 86,799 others

genegallagher Got dragged to the beach and got some of the best views

yourusername omg romance?? i didn’t know it did that 😱😱

↳ genegallagher Won’t happen again xx

yourusername iloveu

↳ genegallagher I love you too

yourusername you’re so sappy

↳ genegallagher If it’s such a problem I can stop

↳ yourusername NO ITS CUTE

user the last pic 🤭🤭🤭

user praying damon skips this post because he doesn’t deserve to be traumatised at the last slide

user “some of the best views” gene can u kys i deserve this life

user genes getting too bold im half expecting to see tits on the tl soon

↳ user don’t give him ideas

ruby1kid Stunning!!! ❤️❤️ Hope you’re having the best time, lovies!! 🥰🥰🥰

↳ yourusername we’re having a ball! can’t wait to see you next week xx

↳ ruby1kid I expect to see all the photos (even the bad ones) 🤣🤣🤣🤣

↳ yourusername oh especially the bad ones 😝

↳ genegallagher I don’t like this

genegallagher just updated their instagram story!

yourusername just updated their instagram story!

[kozumesphone]

masterlist

💌┊₊˚⊹꒷ R U MINE? .ᐟ

⤷ satoru gojo x gender neutral!reader ‧₊˚ ⋅

ᝰ. 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 . . . jujutsu kaisen

ᝰ. 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐬 . . . corny pick-up lines | suggestive dialogues

ᝰ. 𝐤𝐞𝐲 . . . n/n: nickname | y/n: your name

ᝰ. 𝐰𝐜 . . . 161

ᝰ. 𝐚/𝐧 . . . a quick (and short af) dorky!gojo + tease!gojo bc we all know the duality of this man-child <3 here’s a bunch of pick-up lines gojo uses on the reader bc we def need gojo fluff after what gege did to us 🙏 but guys I saw one that went “I have these stitches on my forehead bc you’ve made me lose my mind” and I- 💀

gojo: “y/n.” reader: “mm.” G: “n/n.” R: “mmm.” G: “MY LOVE-“ R: “what is it, toru? and stop smirking.” G: “want me to explain my cursed technique with mathematics?“ R: “didn’t you fail twice, and then ask kento to help you with math?” G: “…” R: “sorry, darling, go ahead-“ G: “LET’S START BY ADDING A BED AND SUBTRACTING OUR CLOTHES-“ geto: “n/n, is he high again?”

ᯓ★

gojo: “something’s wrong with my six eyes, n/n.” reader: “shit, are you o-“ G: “because I can’t take them off you.” *finger guns* R: *bitch slaps him* 💀🙏

ᯓ★

gojo: “oi n/n, you know gumi’s divine dogs, don’tcha?” reader: “mhm. they’re so adorable. and don’t yap my ears off when i’m reading. unlike someone else-“ G: “I think, just like them, we’d make a great pair <3” R: *absolutely mf flustered*

ᯓ★

satoru “throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the honoured one to be your husband” gojo on your wedding day <3

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[senzacaponecoda]

tempted to make a clang that's like

Parthia hosting a row of embassies between the Chinese and Roman empires. For whatever reason the Chinese and Roman families mix and a mix of 1st century Latin, late Old Chinese/Early Middle Chinese, and late Parthian

Syntax would be SVO

Cultures would supply vocabulary appropriate to their source, e.g. ? < *sɨ for silk from MC, or slɨ from OC; ? < *ɔɫeʊ̃ˑfor olive oil from Latin, ? < something like *muɾɣ for chicken from Parthian

Political and work related vocabulary might lean IE while household vocabulary might lean Sinitic if just to provide a semantic guideline for vocabulary. Initially the populations would be trilingual but overtime the pidgin would pick up Parthian phonetics, filling out a lot of the common vocabulary, and I guess I'm just imagining that the Romans and the Parthians would already have something of a common diplomatic pidgin to work out of due to Graeco-Persian relations and Sinitic is left out of that, but, idk, maybe the diplomats have a lot of daughters to marry off.

Phonology like

p t tS k <p t č k>

b d dZ g <b d j g>

f s S x <f s š x>

z Z R <z ž ǧ>

m n J N <m n ny ng>

w l j r <v l y r>

i ɨ u <i ë u>

e ə o <e ä o>

a <a>

Length matters, somewhat controlled by syllable weight though.

Stress would to land on the last syllable.

consonant clusters would be simplified by epenthesis. Syllables want to be CV > VC, CVC > CVV >>> others, basically. Whether to infix or prefix the epenthetic vowel would be according to sonority; əndar <ntar but tərē < trej

A glottal stop would be semi-phonemic, starting V initial words and responsible for seemingly short final syllables, mostly from Xan.

Latīnə short non-low vowels would generally be represented by the central vowels due to mismatches.

Morphology generally Parthian

Nouns would only show inflection in the plural. The developing split ergativity of Middle Persian and Parthian would be suppressed for SVO, but -ān still only being an oblique plural lends towards generalizing a long vowel nominative from Latin. Though the Latin by this point is already pretty fairly leveled case-wise, so it might actually just come from an accusative. Final s from Latin would generally be lost, which would imply a merger of neuter and feminine nouns, so generalized from -ā, which has the benefit of looking like the oblique plural -ān inherited from Persian.

Verbs would be leveled to just a stem, which functions as a participle, and an infinitive, the stem suffixed in an. These would be combined periphrastically with forms of budan and estadan for passive, past, and perfective stems.

The four short romans took the women as wives

pay? čahār twanC rōmānōs capere pay? zan čīyōn uxores

pe čahār tuan rōmānōh kap pe zan čīğōn ɨksəre

Pe čahār-ā tuan-ā rōmān-ā kap ašt pe zanān čē-ğōn ëksär-ān

the women had been taken

Pe zanā kap eštad bud ašt

DEF woman-PL take PERF PASS PAST

I am taking it/will take the silk

Ängō kapan pe sëlū.

idk

[ihopeyoulikejammin2]

A) What does the last text you sent say? And to whom?

I want to walk with you to get coffee

B) What does the last text you recieved say? And from whom?

a spam text

C) What time do you wake up most mornings?

Usually 6 or 7 but lately 2 in the afternoon

D) Are you afraid of walking alone at night?

Depends where i am, and what i'm wearing

E) What do you do to relax at the end of a stressful day?

eat food, watch a movie, listen to music, talk to friends and family

F) Where did your last kiss take place and with whom?

outside my house, and sean

G) Do/did you get into trouble a lot at school?

Just for talking or goofing off or attendance but not really

H) Do you enjoy your job? If unemployed, are you content being so?

I love working with kids, there so funny and cute

I) Do you often pick up on double entendres and innuendos?

I think so, i pick on too much usually

J) Have you ever been offered drugs but declined?

Yes

K) Have you ever met someone who has completely altered your way

of thinking?

Yeah,still trying to recover thankyou

L) Have you ever been offered drugs and accepted?

Yes

M) Tell us something weird that turns you on.

Just simple touch, If i feel safe or comfortable. or usually just myself hahah. V sexual over here

N) When did someone last admit romantic or sexual feelings for you?

Probably a month or so

Was the feeling mutual?

No

O) What is something you have given a lot of thought to lately?

How I let the opinions of others dictate my whole day and how i need to live for ME

P) When did you last swallow your beliefs to avoid an argument or confrontation?

Usually with family members

Q) Do you usually initiate hugs?

I think so, not sure

R) Are you a very affectionate person?

Very I think so, but there is def a limit and a cut off

S) Can you roll your own cigarettes?

Nope

T) What are you looking forward to?

Getting back to work, Boston Calling Festival, the rest of my life sober

U) Do you have any tattoos. Do you want any/more?

Yes like 9 and just to fix the ones i have and thats it no more ink for me

V) Are you mentally strong?

I believe so, but not when it matters

W) Are you physically strong?

sOMetimess

X) Do you think you’re a good person?

As good as good is

Y) Name one thing you wish you could change about your life right now?

my living situation , wish i could find a better home for us asap

Z) What do you usually eat for breakfast?

Oatmeal , or breakfast sandwhiches'/burritos are my favorite thing ever

[slytherinshua]

DEF GONNA STAN NCT EVENTUALLY <33 like when im ready, cause ik ill love them skdjskd i know most of the members i think... like i just picked them up: mark, johnny, chenle, jeno, jaemin, haechan, jisung, yangyang, winwin, hendery, yuta, kun, jaehyun, taeyong, doyoung, ten, jungwoo, taeil, renjun, xiaojun?? don't know the new members tho

YES IM ANGLICAN :D

omg ill def check it out when i have time hello 🤩🤩 ive been in a kdrama slump but love song for illusion is breaking it cause park jihoon effect 🤞 so hopefully ill be back to my kdrama era soon (i also didn't finish jun's drama... partly scared partly it was too long partly not as interested ksdjks lmao)

OMG SLAYY <33 dino wrecked me so hard w wait like i was passing out ngl

my bias in skz is seungmin!! tho tbh i think im a little disconnected w them cause of stays :( i still love the members but now i feel like im much more of a woojin stan than skz 😭

hehe txt are my ults (at least i think they're still my ults??) and i want to stan zb1 but i also don't cause they're not gonna last BUT LISTEN I LOVE GUNWOOK SM SJIHUDFY&*(F@#GRH@U$F#!Y*@G$#

and don't worry abt ranting its fun 🤩 we should def message on discord :D my discord is zanna.exe <33

hi 👁️ ur friends w axe.... im friends w axe.... so we should be friends too???? im zanna :D

HII (i actually know... like a lot about you.... bc i'm mutuals with rania and axe and you guys are like a little circle of mutuals so i see posts from both of them LOL)

also yes we should def be friends! i was gonna send you an ask one of these days but i was thinking like i should do it when i'm active because school just started up for me 😭 but anyway i got covid so yippee 🤡

ntmy zanna !! wld you like to introduce your riize / nct / svt biases 🤩

[qingxintea]

heartbreak avenue (4) || albedo x reader

https://qingxintea.tumblr.com/post/668802979671982080/on-heartbreak-avenue-with-albedo-5-gender

will we meet on bakers street... or find ourselves on melrose avenue?

gender neutral reader.

mentions of spiking

————

- my mans is out of glaze lilies for an experiment once again. like sir stock up :skull:

- travels to liyue,, he gets lost bc hes not that familiar with the map (bc you would always offer to get them for him, like in my cecilia flowers post) (real ones know)

- and ventures inside the city instead, where he seems to come across you again. (not clickbait)

- he doesn't try to get ur attention, just observes. especially after ...

- anyway 👹👹

- you were with hu tao, chilling around her workplace as he studies the lilies growing nearby

- subconsciously (did i spell that right.) he focuses on your conversation. he doesnt mean to, its a natural instinct he has

- "y/n. it seems you've been distant for awhile, and to be honest, im only worried. do... would you like my help in getting over him?"

- you chuckled for a moment, then shifted your gaze to setting sun. "ah... the story just doesn't bother me anymore."

- "oh dear, when will you learn to stand for yourself... im curious, if you dont mind me asking, why did you suppress your feelings to help your friend..?" hu tao followed your gaze in the same direction, legs swinging back and forth on the wooden bench.

- "you see, its that before, he showed no signs of interest in me. i doubt he will- would've returned my feelings. but the way his eyes lit up when the topic was about her... its just a harmless thing i wanted to keep forever."

- "does that still remain true?"

- "..."

- and an inaudible sentence after that. 😔⛓🥀🖤

- oh.

- so you have? had? feelings for him. (little bit to late but he’s still learning 🥺)

- yet the way you had bitterly looked into his eyes and said, “im not y/n.” it made him feel like youve despised him this whole time..

- hu tao takes you to stroll around wuwang hill, or so he hears.

- recall in part 2 traveller visited your house, right?

- so albedo def knows your address 👹👹

- anyways drops a bundle of his hard earned glaze lilies by your doorstep. because fuck an experiment, youre worth so much more. (/j) (/g)

- so like hes about to leave liyue right?

- but you come out of nowhere

- he spent too much time reflecting ig 💀

- you notice him and he looks back . you already know there’s something to be discussed that you couldnt escape from

- “...let’s talk at my house.” you blankly said

- he only agrees .

- when you reached your doorstep, he was expecting to see the flowers

- but they were gone !

- did he place it at the wrong house ? no, he couldn’t have made a mistake like that , plus the address number was the same

- so... someone must’ve taken them. how disappointing.

- you two enter . nice house tbh

- anyways you told him to sit on the couch as you made yourselves tea

- so meanwhile u were in the kitchen . took ur phone and called hu tao . she picked up ,,

- “i need you to stay quiet, ok? come if you see i’m in trouble.”

- “was literally our plan from the start but ok”

- you softly laughed, grabbing two identical teacups and a serum from your cabinet

- made the tea. poured it in, then poured the serum into the right cup.

- it wasn’t supposed to do any harm, just make whoever sleep bc you didn’t really have the energy to discuss anything with him rn

- also you would never want to harm him so like

- you set them down on the table, then sitting across from him. “...so?”

- albedo takes it in his hands, the heat of it pretty questionable as it felt like fucking molten lava flowing through his hands

- he didn’t prepare for this really, he was expecting for you to find the flowers as he poured out how much you meant to him or other stuff

- why not follow along that, then?

- but before he could say anything, you spoke up first, uncomfortable with the silence.

- “a little star told me that they’d have to take my soul if i destroyed mondstadt.” you deadass yawned and snorted with a straight face, and the sentence implied of you mocking his future. “unbelievable, isn’t it?” you sarcastically added.

- when had you even learned to act like this? he was taken aback, unfamiliar with your personality though he had known you for so long.

- regardless, he took a sip and responded, “if you think it is... sure.” also meant backhandedly as if ppl were supposed to believe your every word as if u were a god(dess)

- you watched as he set the cup back down, curious on how the serum wasn’t taking effect though it was supposed to be immediate. maybe after awhile.

- “why don’t you drink your tea? i remember that you don’t like them cold.” words from albedo truly 😻😻

- he remembers.

- you scoffed, crossing your legs. “i only made it this hot because i remember you don’t like them hot.” you watched his troubled expression.

- communicating with you has never been this hard.

- staring at the steam floating into the air, you wondered about the serum and noticed no signs of fatigue from albedo. when was it gonna...

- oh, wait.

- you then shifted your gaze to your cup, it’s vibrant color reflecting your irises. FUCK-

- ...your turn now, hu tao.

- picking it up gently and drinking it, you felt the forced tiredness onto, all thoughts void of your mind. tf where did u even get this shit? sketchy 🤨

- then . collapse 💀

- mans was about to take action,, but hu tao . girl is fast as fuck

- appears in a rush of butterflies and picks you up bridal style (hand in marriage now), staring him directly in the eyes

- before anything else, he noticed the glaze lilies stuffed in her sachet. she followed his gaze, picking up his thoughts.

- “i, personally, wouldn’t recommend bringing y/n back. after all... they left for a reason.. but, you do you, i guess.” she looked around, her gaze resting on the unfinished teacups. “just don’t expect it to be easy.”

- and in another flash of butterflies, she escaped, leaving him all alone.

- once again.

“ 💀⛓🖤🥀 “

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ok looks like i got over the fact that i have to write stuff down in order to publish it let’s go ig 👹👹 /hj

[muwur]

Since requests were open I was wondering if I could request father headcanons for iwai + ushi + atsumu 🥺 btw your writing is vv tasty n I can’t wait to see you write more !! Keep up the good work n stay safe !!

haikyuu daddee headcanons

✧ hc’s ✧ for iwaizumi, ushijima, and atsumu

❧ gn reader

✎ 1.4k words

a/n: omg u called my writing taSTY Dx i cri tySM 💞 that is a high compliment for me AHAHAHAH ILY and ty for the request! 

also my lovelies i m back i m sry i was gone so long feojfe i miss yall <3 here u go enjoi, this was fun to write lmk if yall want more characetrs AHAHA

current listen: accidentally in love by sHREK AAHAH jkjk i mean counting crows, they cant take that away from me by ella fitzgerald and louis armstrong, love the way you lie by eminem and rihanna

requests: open!

iwaizumi

✧ prePARED daddy

✧ picked up on this parenting thing p fast, also does a lot of research so he’s ready to face any situation

✧ teaches his kids how to behave n respect others

✧ also makes sure they know not to talk to strangers and teaches them some self defense

✧ be warned these kids are packing a surprise can of whOOP ASS,, dont fuck w them,, plus u wouldnt want buff daddee iwa on ur tail

✧ honestly his kids would be ANGELS ,,, n thats cuz he treats them all so w e l l

✧ mans is ATTENTIVE. he asks his kids about their days, their interests, and encourages discussion about their fEELINGS 🥺

✧ always offers them really valuable and light-hearted advice

✧ and gives them the love and transparency we all wanted but never had--

✧ however his kids are easily (n negatively) influenced esp when uncle oikawa comes to visit--

✧ but mostly bc iwa gets annoyed and slips out a lot of curse words and a “shittykawa” and then his kids started calling oikawa that and now it’s ingrained in them forever fjoefefgfvi (*distant phlattykawa crying noises*)

✧ gives them LOTS of head pats and ruffles as signs of affection

✧ PACKS THEIR SCHOOL LUNCHES and ensures they eat a balanced meal

✧ attends all their games/events,, will get a bit rowdy hype them up

✧ def lets his kids sleep with him when they’re having a bad night or woke up scared from a nightmare (and waits for them to fall asleep before going to sleep himself fojref)

✧ when they were babies he usually succeeded to get them to stop crying by pulling funny faces, showing them their favorite cartoons, or humming a lullaby

✧ when they get older,,, u bet iwa would be suPER protective esp when their kids start being iNtErEsTeD in other people

✧ you: “iwaizumi, they seem like a really nice kid, though”

✧ iwa: *sitting with you in the car, across the street from the ice cream parlor your child said they were at, and spying from the window* “you can’t trust everyone, of course they seem ‘nice,’ they just want our approval”

✧ definitely did not interrupt his child’s potential first kiss at their house’s doorstep by slamMINg the door open “sUDDENLY” cuz he “hEard TheIR vOicEs and THougHt TO lET them In”

✧ effectively traumatized both kids

✧ tho he felt bad after n u made him go apologize so he did (and he was forgiven, only if he agreed to never spy on them again--)

✧ doesn’t stop him from scrutinizing every person yalls kid introduces to you tho

✧ overall a super supportive dad, 11/10

ushijima

✧ ok dEF does not know much about parenting ,, at first

✧ stared at his child like ???nani when you both changed their first diaper

✧ also had plenty of staring contests with his babies ,,, called it bonding

✧ was curious and tasted baby food once,,, immediately regretted it

✧ once put a volleyball next to his child, who attempted to bite it, and took it as a sign that they liked it

✧ after sum time n practice, his mind becomes split between “how to volleyball” and “how to dad”

✧ catch him in the kitchen wearing an apron and whipping up his kids’ favorite smiley face pancakes 😤😤

✧ has an amazing ability to get his kids to stop crying, does really simple things like give them their favorite toy or place a gentle hand on their hand or attend to their needs (mans can tell if they want food or needa poop) and they calm down immediately

✧ carried them on his shoulders once and now they never stop asking him for shoulder rides (not that he minds anyway)

✧ if theres two kids he can probs carry one on each shoulder cuz cmon ,,, have u seen this man

✧ always goes to every performance/game/event his child takes part in

✧ man smiles so soft™ when he goes to the 1st grade play and sees his kid’s name in the program next to their role as “townsperson b” (next year, they upgraded to “singing carrot” in a play about the food pyramid)

✧ if his kid ends up enjoying volleyball, he will teach them e v e r y t h i n g they need to know

✧ but is overall super supportive of anything else his child pursues and doesn’t push anything onto them, would rather let them choose what they want to do

✧ had n o idea what to do when his kid asked him about the birds n the bees asfghkl

✧ couldnt sleep one night thinking about it and just randomly asks you while yall laying in bed in the dARk like “so our child asked me how babies are made and I told them they came from watermelon seeds” (you: 👁️👄👁️ “come again”)

✧ you: *at the grocery store with your child*

✧ child: *hands you watermelon* “I want a little brother!”

✧ you: “haha of course honey” 👁️👄👁️ what do i do (*later to ushijima* “duhfojhguf we needa get another baby i promised our child a younger brother fohurof” ; ushi: “wat” ; you: “itS YOUR FAULT”)

✧ yall eventually tell them not every watermelon can produce babies only really special ones that are really hard to get fhuoefkfotfi theyre not ready for the truth

✧ another great daddee, we stan

atsumu

✧ knew parenting was stressful esp with bABieS but was like eh it cant be that bad right

✧ think again

✧ g o o d b y e  s l e e p

✧ develops phat bags under his eyes, responds with a weak “aha im fine just that parenting life and the kids ykNOW” whenever his teammates ask if he’s oKAY

✧ tried to tempt his kids to eat their mush baby food by trying it himself, nearly gagged but was able to say “eughh yuMM”

✧ loves to lift them high up in the air, even throws them up a little and nearly drops them (yall almost died from feAR but babie was having so much fun,,, yall agreed to be just a bit more careful)

✧ rlly bad at getting them to stop crying, gets very stressed when he’s exhausted every option he can think of then calls you over for some help/advice (you: *immediately calms them down* ; ratsumu: “how--”)

✧ calls up osamu a lot to ask him how to make food ,, then simps whenever his twin brother comes over and the kids are in love with this man and his cooking (”dad why cant you make stuff as yummy as this”)

✧ very affectionate with his kids, gives them lots of hugs and kisses on the forehead

✧ plays with them a lot! whether it’s sports, just dance, animal crossing, or UNO, yOU NAME IT WE PLAY IT

✧ also has no mercy when playing competitive video or board games,, has made them cry more than once LOL

✧ so sometimes he toned it down n let them win,, until his kids actually got better and DEMOLISH him every time

✧ is cool with his kids cursing, just as long as they don’t do it in front of their teachers LMAO

✧ plays innocent when he gets a call from school saying his kid was using ‘inappropriate language’ and is like “whaaat? my child? im not even sure where they learned that, maybe check if the other kids in class are saying those things, too--”

✧ reminisces how much nicer his kids were to him when they were younger and all the time they spent together,,, bc now that they reached their tEeNS they want alone time

✧ wants to be B) cool dad so he tries kinda hard, esp in front of their friends but his kid’s just like dad pls dofjrgjigtgro

✧ also very supportive of whatever his kids want to pursue and dedicates time to help them in whatever ways he can (whether that be to help them practice, make sure he can provide transportation, get them supplies, etc)

✧ always playfully competing with you to see who’s the “better” parent (you win by default)

✧ PROTECTIVE dad and will easily intimidate ANYONE who crosses his kids

✧ takes sum adjustment and mental resilience but daddee atsumu perseveres  😤 absolutely loves his kids and would do anything for them  

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nsfw alphabet: jeff wittek

hiya everyone! so someone had asked if i could go in-depth on my bdsm breakdown of jeff but i had already gone through the acronym. SO! i remembered that the nsfw alphabet existed and thought it’d be put to great use on this blog. please reblog or like if you enjoyed! :)

a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

jeff is definitely very caring after sex. if he knew he pushed you and went a little too rough on you, i could 100% see him getting an ice pack for your welts or putting some cream on them just to make sure you’re okay. i also feel like after sex, he would check in to see if you enjoyed yourself because he believes he has to have a top performance. imagine he went to rough on you and you were having trouble walking, so he picks you up bridal style and carries you to the bathroom to make sure you pee (no uti’s in this bitch) and to make sure you’re cared for. then he’d carry you back to bed and tuck you in:,)

b = body part (their favorite body part of their partner’s)

i believe jeff is an ass guy. some may debate on this BUT even if you don’t have the thiccest of the thiccy, he would love it regardless. with or without the sex, he seems like the type to always have his hands on your ass no matter what. doing dishes? his hands smack your ass. y’all are kissing? his hands are on your ass. if you’re riding him, he would most definitely guide you with his hands on your probably already bright red cheeks. / if you wanna read a little bit more about this, read my bdsm breakdown! 

c = cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

he’d def want to finish on your ass or all over your tits. if he’s fucking you doggystyle and is about to come, he’d pull out and release his cum all over your ass. if he was finishing while y’all were in missionary, he’d instruct you to sit up on your knees and push your tits together. you’d put your tongue out just to see if you’d get a little taste of his cum and he’d jack himself off and aim at your tits.

d = dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

sometimes he’d like to pick fights with you because he knew the makeup sex would be BOMB AF. or even if y’all didn’t make up, the angry sex would be so rough and fulfilling. he’d love to have the chance to wrap his hand around your throat or manhandle you but you didn’t mind it at all because it was CONSENSUAL and you knew he wouldn’t push the boundary.

e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

i’d say he’s very experienced. he lost his virginity at the age of 12 so he’s had about 18 years of practice. plus his last girlfriend is spicy as hell so i wouldn’t surprised if they fucked all the time or had $picy sex :)

f = favorite position (this goes without saying)

doggy.

g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

not really. not to say y’all would never be goofy but i’ve always thought that like if something went wrong during sex, you would laugh it off and he’d get embarrassed. imagine you and the vlog squad are taking a trip in an rv. so you and jeff are trying to get it on in the bunks, i could 100% see him fucking hit his head off the top bunk and you’re just laughing his ass off and he keeps on saying that it isn’t funny and to shut the fuck up lol

h = hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

he is 100% a ken doll down there. he cares a lot about his image so i’m sure he’s well maintained under there.

i = intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

“as far as making love, i can see him as extremely passionate but soft at the same time? like i feel like he would be soft in the way of talking to you. like i can imagine him gassing you up and just calling you beautiful and telling you how much he loves your certain features. like he’d just be a complete softie! his strokes would 100% send it home and he’d probably be gripping the headboard while thrusting into you passionately.“ (taken from one of my blurbs)

j = jack off (masturbation headcanon)

if you went on a business trip or a vacation, he is def relying on his hand. if you’re around, i can’t see him doing it often. maybe you had somewhere to be and he caught a glimpse of you and got horny. so while you’re gone, he decides to masturbate and you realize that you left something. so you walk back to the apartment and nerf comes tapping to you. hearing moans coming from the bedroom, you turn to nerf and say ”hey nerf, what is daddy doing?” you inch closer to the door and the moans become more prominent. slowly opening the door, you’re met with a naked jeff, abs well defined, and his hair sticking to his forehead due to all the sweat. “woah woah woah, y/n, what are ya doin’?” he’d panic. getting all shy, you’d tell him to continue and pretend you’re not even there as you search for the item you left behind lol

k = kink (one or more of their kinks)

“some kinks that i see jeff would have are: double penetration, dirty talk/degradation, and candle wax play. when it comes to double penetration, i don’t mean in the typical way of two people filling both holes. i don’t think jeff would want to share his partner so i envision more of his partner (who has a vagina) wearing a butt plug while he fucks his partner’s vagina. another kink we can explore is dirty talk with degradation. just like david, i can see him saying stuff like ‘can you take daddy’s cock like a good girl?’ (hehe daddy kink) and ‘do you like it when daddy fills your holes like the slut you are?’ dirty stuff like that ya kno?“ (taken from one of my blurbs)

l = location (favorite places to do the do)

it depends. if y’all are at a hotel for example (like the one in miami), it’s the balcony. i could see him fucking you from behind while pulling your hair and nipping at your neck. if it’s a casual day in the life; the bed, the couch, or maybe even the barber chair? when i think about having sex in the chair, i think of his partner first giving him head while he’s sitting in the chair, then transitioning to riding him in the chair, and maybe you’re holding onto the arms of the check and fucks you from the back. :,)

m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

what turns jeff on? every part of your being. as corny as it sounds, he seems like you could just make a funny joke and everyone laughing would turn him on????? that maybe sounds weird but he’d be so into you that something as simple as that could get him going. also when he catches you dancing at a party and just exuding confidence all over the place!

n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

probably roleplay and every that’s too taboo. i could see him not enjoying roleplay because he’d think it’s “too cheesy”

o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

i believe he prefers to receive other than give. and no one come for my neck for saying that. it doesn’t make him selfish because his stroke games seems a1. 

p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

it depends. if y’all are making love, it’s slow and sensual. if it’s a hookup or just fucking, y’all are going fast and rough. (here’s a blurb where i talk about both of these)

q = quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

they wouldn’t happen often but if you did it, it was in a public place. i can totally see jeff and his partner hooking up really quick in david’s bathroom during a party because y’all literally couldn’t wait till y’all got home. other than that, i feel like he really wouldn’t like to rushed so quickies didn’t happy as often as with someone like david.

r = risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

i think he’s down to experiment but it depends. i don’t see him as OUTRAGEOUSLY kinky but say one night you’re like “hey wanna try anal?” he might be hesitant at first but try it after you beg him. i feel like if it’s what his partner wants, he’ll do it because he’s a sucker for them.

s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

he’s a pretty healthy guy so i’d say three rounds TOPS. and as far as how long does he last? i’d say 30-45 minutes! 

t = toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

the only toy i could envision him wanting to try on you is a butt plug. due to the fact i’ve stated that i think he’s an ass guy, i think he would go nuts to see his princess with a pink and glitter butt plug in all its glory. :,) 

u = unfair (how much they like to tease)

i don’t think he’s into teasing that much during sex. i think he’s clear, concise and to the point. however, i believe he’d be the biggest tease before sex. like imagine sitting on his lap in david’s tesla after leaving the club. and his hands are just stroking the inner part of thighs and he’d lean into your ear and say something like “can’t wait till we get home mmmm-” and then kiss your neck

v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

he’s definitely loud. matt king said he was loud when he masturbates and i believe it. i feel like he has more breathy moans and low moans???? definitely a grunter as well

w = wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

he’s definitely against threesomes with a male partner. he may be willing to share you with a female friend but i could see him still getting jealous over sharing you. if there was a threesome with you and another woman, he would be the one to dictate the situation. like telling you two to kiss and or feel each other’s tits or get the other woman off.

x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

this has been a topic of discussion many of times on my blog but i’ve come to the conclusion; he may not be thick but he’s long.

y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

he definitely has a high sex drive. y’all remember that jeff’s barbershop episode when matt said he could hear jeff masturbate a lot? joke or not, i believe it. due to his flirty nature as well, i could see him definitely down to fuck 24/7.

z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

i feel like he would knock tf out. this guy gets up early in the morning and powers throughout the day so if y’all have sex late at night, he’s knocked. but if it’s early in the mornings, that’s just one way for him to start the day. he would probably lay in bed for like 30 minutes then take a shower and start his day.

[robinofinashiro]

- request from anonymous: “loving your writing style, especially the yandere alphabet. you’re doing great btw. i was wondering if you can do bokuto from haikyuu yandere alphabet with non-con. but you don’t have to add the non-con if you don’t want to. Lol. Thank you if you get the chance to do this!” 

- request status: open

- pairing: yandere bokuto x fem! reader

A - Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

Bokuto is INTENSE with his affection. he is all about physical, emotional, and verbal affection. you cannot get away from this man and the way he is with you. you are everything to him and he shows that in every single way he can. 

B - Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

honestly, Bokuto doesn’t seem like the type to want to get messy and he’ll use it as a last resort but if he sees that someone is trying to get close to you, he will be on the lookout and will not hesitate to start killing someone. 

C - Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?

he’ll pamper you. treat you as though you have been in love with him since you first saw him. Bokuto is a very heavy delusional yandere. he thinks that he’s the only person in your world and that no one else matters. 

D - Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?

ummm, he wants kids. a lot of them. he wants to make an entire team basically. if he sees that you don’t want kids, adoption is always an option. but regardless, he will get kids whether you want to your not. also will unknowingly track your phone. 

E - Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

oh, poor Bokuto. he thinks that you really care about him. he straight up thinks that you love him like he loves you and will tell you everything about his life. he doesn’t care. again, very delusional so he doesn’t really see the fact that you don’t care for him. 

F - Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?

Emo mood like no other. he has to get Akaashi wrangled up in his relationship but honestly, he can’t bring himself to physically hurt you. i see a lot of people trying to make Bokuto some aggressive yandere but I personally can’t see it.

G - Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

no, this is nothing of a game to Bokuto. he needs you. he can’t live without you. he’d get so upset if he saw you trying to escape. there’s no joy for him on his end. i can imagine he’d probably spiral if he watched you leave. 

H - Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

probably when he first kidnapped them. the kicking, crying, screaming, and all of that hurt him so bad. Bokuto didn’t know how to calm them down and you were screaming so loudly. thankfully he actually installed sound proof walls. 

I - Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

he wants kidssss and so manyyyy. like dead ass. he wants an entire team and you will give it to him. he wants what some of his team members have and not only that, he wants to see you at his game with his jersey on and you screaming his name. 

J - Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

very easily jealous. lowkey one reason why he doesn’t want you around his team. he knows he has some very attractive teammates ( AHEM HINATA, SAKUSA, AND ATSUMU ) and if he saw any of them even tempting to flirt with you, so sad that they’ll suddenly lose a teammate. 

K - Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?

he’ll be all up on you. he doesn’t care. he’s all about the PDA. if he wants to kiss you, he’ll do it. if Bokuto wants to hold your hand, he will. if Bokuto sees you’re looking extra cute, he’ll smother you. if he gets to a certain point, he’ll even skip a practice to be with you. 

L - Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?

he’d try to court you but he gets too anxious and will take you right after a few weeks. in this yandere universe, he’d probably have Akaashi as a voice of reason to wait but god damn it, he couldn’t. he probably took you out on like one date before taking you. 

M - Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

everyone knows how expressive Bokuto is. they also know how he acts so a lot of that transfers over at home but turn the dial up to eleven. he’d def be more clingy to you and tbh, a part of Akaashi feels bad for you bc he knows the real Bokuto. 

N - Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

when Bokuto punishes, he PUNISHES. no holds bar. you have to absolutely push him to the edge tho bc he’d try not too. again, he would rather have Akaashi punish you but if Akaashi can’t or he wants to be the one to do it, he’d break a leg. leave marks on you. the whole shebang. 

O - Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?

most of them. you don’t have car rights, phone rights, outside privileges, NOTHING. Bokuto is very paranoid you’d try to leave so he’d do everything in his power to strip you of your rights. and if you are online, he watches everything you do. 

P - Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

very patient! he’d take everything you’d do and try and justify it. he knows he pushes the limit on the slip ups you do, however; once his patient does wear thin, he’ll def not hold back or even ask Akaashi not too. but overall consensus, very patient. 

Q - Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

Bokuto will k word himself. no doubt. you are his life. you are above volleyball. you are above his friends and family. if you die, he does as well. if you escape, LMFAOOO, you’re not. he keeps your home secured and that isn’t even a thought. 

R - Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?

nope! very delusional yandere so he doesn’t see his actions as wrong. he’s a ray of sunshine that sees nothing even mildly weird about kidnapping you. again, the chance of you leaving is a NO. you’re with him until you or him die. 

S - Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

honestly, probably curiosity. he sees other yanderes and their darlings and instantly craves it. as far as we know, Bokuto has no depressing or sad backstory so it’s just his thoughts that bring him into kidnapping and keeping you. 

T - Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

see letter H.

U -Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

again, the whole physical punishment thing is not really his favorite thing to do. he’d rather let someone else do it or have you punish yourself in the sense of self isolation. he wants to keep you alive so he won’t starve you or anything.  

V - Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

honestly, probably his depressive episodes. that’s their best chance but that probably won’t work out. he knows what to tell you and what not too so you can’t exactly exploit something in specific. just the depressive episodes are your best bet. 

W - Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?

see letter H.

X - Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

all the fucking time. he worships you like a god. you are his god. he’d do anything and everything for you. he’d kill someone for you. he’d go to the ends of the earth for you and he’d do it right by your side. like his obsessive streak with you is not one for games. 

Y - Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

he’d watch you 25/8. stalking is a big thing. he’d pick up anything that you threw away or accidentally dropped. probably has a shrine of your small trinkets. 

Z - Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?

probably psychologically. he won’t hesitate to fuck with your mind. he sees it as the only way he could hurt you without actually having to physically put his hands on you. once the stockholm syndrome settles, ITS GO TIME BABYYYY.

[avenging-fandoms]

Shawn Mendes A-Z

- Can I request a nfsw alphabet with my baby Shawn Mendes? - Hi! Could you do a NSFW alphabet with Shawn Mendes?(:

*woo hoo!!! back at it ladies and gents!!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

endless cuddles with shawn after sex. he’d clean you up, and maybe run a bath or take a quick shower before snuggling you, his nose pressed against your neck and fingers playing with yours as you cuddle, watching the tv until you both fall asleep. 

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

his favorite body part of his was his tongue, because he drove you wild no matter where it was. your neck, down your stomach, around your nipples, against your clit, anywhere, you were moaning and pulling his hair and scratching at his skin. 

his favorite part of yours was your lips. he got goosebumps every time your lips brushed against his ear and whispered dirty things in his ear, kissing his neck and leaving hickeys, kissing down his stomach and against his v-line, he was putty in your hands. 

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

shawn loved to cum in your mouth and hold your jaw and watch you swallow it, smiling and stroking your jaw with his thumb, kissing you. “such a good girl for me, huh?” 

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

shawn definitely has a daddy kink. whispering in his ear at dinner with your hand on his thigh, “i really just wanna knock all of this shit on the table and fuck you right here, right now. you look so fucking sexy with your shirt unbuttoned, daddy” and his eyes would go DARK.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

shawn’s definitely experienced. he knows the right spots, knowing what to say to you and how to curl his fingers, and DEFINITELY knows where the clit is.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

shawn likes missionary but when your legs are wrapped around his waist, fingers in his hair and the eye contact strong. he loved making you keep your eyes open as he fucked you so he could see how good he’s pleasuring you, and making sure you weren’t uncomfortable in any way. 

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

it really depends. every time he smiles no doubt, he’s just so happy to be with you and can’t believe you’re his. if you two are in a space where you know you won’t get caught, like the shower, hotel room, the places where you two could be loud. 

when you two are in his dressing room or the bathroom or a changing room, he would definitely be more smiley and giggle and less dominate and less rough. 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

shawn has a little bit of hair, but doesn’t have it everywhere and too long, because knows you don’t like it when you go down on him. 

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

like i said before, it all depends on where you two are having sex. if it’s the first night at a new hotel, he’s so eager to touch you and hear you moan his name, taking it slow at first and then picking up the pace and getting more rough. 

when you had to go home for a couple months and you and shawn were apart for what felt like years, you went to go visit him. when you walked into the hotel room, he had it decorated in little battery-powered candles, rose petals, with a bottle of champagne in an ice bucket. he wasn’t rough at all that night, making love to you and fucking you everywhere in the room.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

“baby, is this good enough for dinner?” you hold the back of the dress together, shawn still typing on his phone. “shawn” 

“hmm?” he glanced up then did a double take, putting his phone down and walking over to you. he zips up your dress, fingers running down your sides and kissing your neck. “so sexy, god i can’t believe you’re mine” he mumbled and you smiled, shawn’s fingers running over your thighs. 

“nuh uh, i’m not messing my hair and makeup up” he groaned and you laugh, pushing him off of you. “you’ll have to do something yourself” you whisper, smiling and kissing him, heading into the bathroom. 

shawn ran a hand through his hair, flopping back against the bed. he unlocks his phone, opening his secret album and clicking on a video he filmed before he left for tour. you didn’t hear anything because the door was closed and you were listening to music. shawn pulled his sweatpants down to his thighs and jerked his cock, licking his lips and biting his bottom lip as he listened to you moan in the video. 

you come out of the video and jump at the sight, smirking and crossing your arms across your chest. “you just couldn’t wait, could you?” shawn whimpered and you snicker, bending down into your suitcase and purposely flashing him, as you were wearing nothing under your dress. 

“fuck baby, fuck fuck fuck” he moaned, throwing his head back and cumming on his stomach. he groaned lowly as he slowly pumped himself, and you bent over and licked a stripe up his stomach. “god you fucking amaze me” he breathed, wrapping a hand around your neck and kissing you deeply. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

def daddy. he gives off those vibes. spanking. over stimulating (on himself and yourself)

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

the bathtub/shower, a balcony (the thrill of getting caught ‘cause paparazzi) in the dressing room before he goes on stage

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

whispering in his ear, kissing him softly, hand on his thigh and squeezing slightly. 

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

i feel like shawn’s not that big on anal. maybe you guys would try it once but never again.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

both, but if it’s before shows he prefers himself. if it’s in a hotel room, home or in the bathroom, he prefers going down on you. 

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

all depends. like i said before, if it’s the day he came home from tour or the day you visited him on tour for the time in a while, he’d be slow, sensual. if it was a new night in a new hotel room or after you were teasing him all night, he’d fuck you so hard you both nearly broke the bed.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

he likes quickies. it doesn’t matter if it’s in a bed before you two go to dinner or he goes on stage, he still wraps a hand around your throat and makes you moan his name no matter where it was. 

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

he loves going into public with a vibrating cock ring on and you had the remote, and shawn had a remote to a vibrator in your underwear. throughout the day, you both would randomly turn it on, and you loved watching shawn jolt and bite his palm, trying to be as discrete as possible. and he would smirk when he watched your eyes roll, asking you with a shit-eating grin, “you feeling okay?”

when you two got home, you would sit in the car and watch as a wet spot grew on his sweatpants, his hand gripping your arm and moaning your name as you turned up the vibrations, not stopping until he told you to. he made you quiver and shake, moaning his name and leaving crescents in his arms. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

the first time seeing you in months, he’d last 20 minutes the first round, going one more round. a new hotel room, he lasts for a long time with one round.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

YES. handcuffs, vibrators, a vibrating tongue device for when he eats you out/when you give him head.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

so. fucking. much. out at dinner, his fingers rubbing against the inside of your thigh, whispering behind your ear so no one could read his lips on how he wanted to eat you for dessert on the table. if you misbehaved, he’d edge and edge and edge.. and then not touch you for hours. 

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

shawn’s definitely more of a grunter than a moaner, except for when he cums. he’d grunt swears and whimper and moan your name as you dom for the night. 

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

he was nervous to try the vibrators, he had never really tried any sex toy before. so when you two had had sex a couple times, you introduced the vibrating cock ring to shawn. he was scared to put it on, but once you flicked it on, he was a shaky and trembling mess. fingers gripping a fist into a pillow, throwing it head back as sweat ran down his chest. needless to say, he was addicted to sex toys. 

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

he’s definitely a grower, thick girth wise, maybe 6 inches?

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

after a show, not very high. before a show, his adrenaline would be flowing. and after not seeing each other for long periods of time, he had a very high sex drive. 

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

if it was after a show, you two would fuck in the shower and since he came down from his adrenaline rush on stage, he fell asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. on normal occasions, like the first night in a new hotel room, he would cuddle you afterwards and run his fingers down your side and through your hair, talking and smiling to you about how excited he was to explore the new city with you and how much he loves you. 

[forevers-winter]

full folklore analysis!!

as promised, here u go. warning very long.

first of all, the album’s name is super important to its meaning. “folklore” is stories passed by mouth, whether spoken or sung, so taylor’s not singing about herself in most of these songs and some of them are linked into a bigger story. i’ll start with individual analysis of each song and then get into the main storyline.

the 1: from the perspective of a girl (our protagonist) that’s been cheated on, hence the line “if it would’ve been me.” she’s looking back on a relationship that was very summer-love-esque and fun while also acknowledging that it wasn’t meant to be and detailing the bittersweetness of that understanding. one of my faves; linked to august, illicit affairs, and betty.

cardigan: from taylor’s perspective about joe and how she met him at a time where most everyone saw her as a snake or a backstabber and was neck-deep in the worst drama she’s ever been in. as she says in miss americana, “falling in love with someone who had a wonderfully normal, balanced life” was the best thing that could’ve happened to her at that time, hence her relationship with joe made her “feel new again” after so many that were always in the public eye. a lot of people think the cobblestones line is related to betty and/or the 1, but this song as a whole doesn’t fit with the heartbroken themes of those two. more likely it’s hinting at the fact the taylor and joe spend a lot of time together in europe, where cobblestone sidewalks and roads are commonplace.

the last great american dynasty: as many have realized, this is the story of rebekah harkness, the former owner of taylor’s rhode island house who hosted a ballet studio there. that’s literally it, just the story of a badass who doesn’t give af about the opinions of people around her. also one of my faves.

exile: dual perspective from both sides of a relationship that ended with the woman moving on and the man staying stuck in the past. “staring like he’s just your understudy,” “i gave so many signs,” etc. may be about one of taylor’s past relationships in relation to her and joe now but i doubt it. if i had to guess, probably calvin harris bc there were also engagement rumors and marriage plans swirling around with the two of them.

my tears ricochet: taylor’s perspective about the john mayer situation, ie “didn’t have it in myself to go with grace,” “if i’m dead to you,” “battleships,” etc. taylor notoriously wrote an almost-seven-minute song absolutely tearing him apart back on speak now (not going with grace), and their relationship was crazy violent and accusatory for the year or two following (battleships) and neither of them have talked about it since (dead to me+battleships sinking). i think this is her way of apologizing whether or not she had to (spoiler alert: she didn’t).

mirrorball: taylor’s perspective about the public’s opinion on her and joe “i know they said the end is near” but also telling them that their relationship is still going strong “i’m still on my tallest tiptoes...shining just for you.”

seven: holy fuck this song. it’s obviously from taylor’s perspective about her childhood as it mentions pennsylvania, but i have no clue who it could be about and i think that’s the point. it’s about loving someone in your childhood (no pronouns but implied that it’s a girl due to braids and hiding the closet) and wanting to run away with them but realizing as you get older that it won’t happen and eventually forgetting each other’s faces but still remembering how they made you feel. def one of my faves on the album bc it’s g a y a f.

august: also very young-summer-lovey, perspective of a high school girl who lost her virginity to someone older (same person who cheated on her in the 1) hence “never have i ever before,” “you back at school,” etc. but ended up being abandoned and manipulated into thinking they still cared “cancel plans just in case you’d call.” linked to illicit affairs and betty, more on that later.

this is me trying: taylor’s perspective detailing the struggle of growing up in the public eye as a superstar. “had the shiniest wheels now they’re rusting”=going from the golden girl of country music to a politicized controversy-ridden indie/alternative artist. again linked to miss americana: she wanted to stand up for what she believes in and is defending her missteps by stating that she’s trying her best. another of my faves.

illicit affairs: protagonist again. goes into detail about an apparent affair with her partner, now confirmed to be a “him” in the line about perfume.

invisible string: about taylor and joe, super cute, soulmate au type beat. next.

mad woman: taylor roasting sc**ter br*un within an inch of his life as she should. next.

epiphany: hooo boy this one is DEEP. not taylor’s perspective, but about the general trauma anyone experiences from watching someone die or being with them as they die; “some things you just can’t speak about.” extremely relevant during the pandemic, “hold your hand through plastic now” and the recurring line about watching someone breathe. the epiphany in question is the hope for a miracle cure to save the person as they’re dying. favorite crying song on the album.

betty: here we goooooo. perspective of the protagonist’s partner james and his* apologizing to betty for cheating “it was just a summer thing.” the scene of walking on cobblestones and being picked up in a car is the opposite perspective of the same scene in august, and “her” is the narrator of the 1, august, and illicit affairs. the way my interpretation differs from others is that betty isn’t the protagonist in the storyline. *also the fact that this song could very well be wlw if one assumes that illicit affairs is a standalone story not related to the love triangle.

peace: this one...giving us very much kaylor if you ask me. sunshine babey. i can’t even fully analyze it because my dumb bisexual brain just becomes tv static. however, it implies that kaylor will never be an official thing but they’ll keep coming back to each other as friends, hence “never give you peace.” also completely unrelated but the line “clowns to the West” LMAOAKSDNWN ROAST THEM SIS.

hoax: our girl is back. not taylor, the same narrator from all those other songs. this is her final take on james leaving her for betty until the 1, years later.

okay, if you’re still here, buckle up bc here’s the full story in order. august: our girl and james are in love in the summer. everything is cute and good but looking back she sees the trouble on the horizon. illicit affairs: james gets with betty but is still fuckin around with our girl on the side. the line about lies and lies implies that he said betty was the side girl and she believed and cared about him enough to stay while he’s really falling in love with betty and she ignores all the signs that she’s actually the other woman. between this song and betty, betty finds out about our girl and breaks up with james. betty: james realizes he loves betty instead of our girl and is apologizing (and making excuses) on her porch. betty’s a dumb bitch so she forgives him and they get back together. hoax: our girl is in absolute despair over james, who she trusted and loved with all her heart only for him to run off with betty. the 1: despite being the first song on the album, it’s the conclusion to the love triangle’s story. our girl is years older and more mature, looking back on her summer with james and understanding that he couldn’t control his falling out of love with her but appreciating the time they had together. flashes of the sadness from hoax come back, but she always switches it back to the positive. in conclusion, chronological order of the story is: august, illicit affairs, betty, hoax, the 1. and scene.

here’s my potentially hot take and explanation why i don’t think this album is about karlie: doubting taylor and joe’s relationship in favor of shipping kaylor is biphobic, especially after seven on this album basically confirms taylor has had crushes on girls/is bi. it’s one thing to speculate about the past or hope for them to get together, but ignoring the times taylor has gone on record saying that she loves joe and the songs she’s written about him and the more recent evidence that the two are quarantining together is disrespectful to her current relationship. the notion that she’s secretly dating karlie while letting her fans and the press think she’s with joe is furthering the stereotype that bi people are more likely to cheat or lie in a relationship and therefore biphobic. thank you.

anyway lmk if you want me to analyze the non-storyline aspects of the album! (or if you hate me for making it less gay lmao)

[cleotildes]

         hiya  ya’ll  !  i’m  ponyo  (  any  pronouns  )  &  this  is  my  kiddo  cleo  !  a  lil  about  me  is  that  i  am  a  pokemon  fanatic  &  i  play  animal  crossing  daily  --  i’ve  also  been  roleplaying  for  a  decade  now  i’m  super  excited  to  be  here  so  if  you’d  like  to  plot  hit  that  like  button  !  fair  warning  there  is  both  a  fire  &  death  tw  

b  a  s  i  c  s

             (  twenty3  ,  ciswoman  ,  she / her  )  ✉ ―  hey  babes  ,  have  you  met  cleotilde  “  cleo  ”  clemmons  ?  they’re  working  here  as  the  events  planner  .  you  might  hear  them  singing  along  to  anxiety  by  julia  michaels  ,  it’s  their  favourite  song  .  yes  ,  they  hear  that  they  look  like  zendaya  a  lot  ,  actually  -  it’s  really  uncanny  .  their  friends  back  home  in  seattle  ,  washington  say  that  if  they  were  on  a  tv  show  ,  their  trope  would  be  mama  bear  ,  how  funny  is  that  ?

s  t  a  t  i  s  t  i  c  s

full  name  ,  nickname(s)  :  cleotilde  cora  clemmons  ,  cleo  /  cece

age  ,  dob  ,  zodiac  :  twenty - three  ,  november  23  ,  sagittarius  

hometown  :  seattle  ,  washington  

gender  ,  pronouns  :  ciswoman  ,  she / her

orientation  :  panromantic  ,  demisexual

occupation  :  events  planner  ,  student

language(s)  spoken  :  english  -  fluent  ,  german  -  intermediate  ,  spanish  -  beginner

b  a  c  k  g  r  o  u  n  d

grew  up  with  her  dad  &  only  her  dad  .  mom  is  100%  out  of  the  picture  

dad  owned  a  book  store  &  the  pair  lived  above  it

her  dad  was  very  open  about  her  standing  her  ground  no  matter  what  &  was  always  supportive  

their  family  was  always  tight  on  money  though  unfortunately  

the  two  of  them  did  learn  taekwondo  together  when  she  was  10

honestly  her  dad  was  her  best  friend  

cleo  grew  up  reading  lots  &  lots  of  books  tho  .  definitely  liked  reading  them  in  coffee  shops

life  as  a  growing  kid  was  nice  ,  her  &  her  dad  did  karaoke  all  the  time  despite  neither  of  them  being  good  at  singing 

her  grades  in  school  were  fine  ,  she  had  a  few  friends  here  &  there  who  came  over  to  hang  out  often  

the  last  year  of  school  for  cleo  was  super  heartbreaking  though

FIRE  &  DEATH  TW  -  one  night  while  visiting  relatives  ,  cleo’s  dad  answered  a  phone  call  of  a  break - in  happening  at  the  bookstore  .  upon  arriving  it  seemed  that  moments  later  the  store  was  set  ablaze  .  two  people  were  declared  dead  by  the  police  .  someone  had  broken  in  &  set  the  store  on  fire  &  couldn’t  get  out  quick  enough  .  cleo’s  father  just  so  happened  to  be  there  at  the  wrong  time  END

it  took  a  really  hard  toll  on  cleotilde  tbh  .  .  .  she  disassociated  herself  with  just  about  everyone  .  she  collected  her  insurance  money  &  ran  off  to  a  job  in  france  to  numb  the  pain  .  

she  didn’t  start  working  at  the  villas  for  a  few  years  after  moving  .  instead  she  held  multiple  jobs  &  weird  places  while  working  towards  her  degree  in  management  .

she’s  honestly  only  been  working  as  an  event  planner  for  a  little  over  half  a  year  

p  e  r  s  o  n  a  l  i  t  y  

def  has  resting  bitch  face

cares  more  for  others  than  herself

#gullible af

mama  bear  aka  “  i’m  a  sweetheart  until  you  fuck  with  someone  i  love  ”

loves  banana  flavored  things  ,  but  doesn’t  like  bananas

both  an  extrovert  &  introvert  ;  depends  on  who  &  where  she  is

doesn’t  believe  in  lying  &  is  a  people  pleaser

honestly  just  a  really  sweet  person  who  can  be  witty  &  sarcastic  too

owns  a  pretty  cat  names  katara  <3

h  a  b  i  t  s

swearing  |  fingernail  chewing  |  slouching  |  slurring  |  drinking  |  smoking  | drugs | impulse  decisions |  obsessive  phone  checking  |  bad  time  management  |  slang  |  poor grammar  |  overworking  |  slacking  off  |  over  sleeping |  under sleeping |  skin picking  |  poor  eye  contact  |  lying | rambling |  skipping  breakfast  |  junk  food  | self  criticism | procrastinating | day  dreaming | forgetful  |  envious  | jealous |  gossiper |  drama  whore |  secret  teller |  skipping  class  |  spitting  |  lip  licking | lip  chewing |  drinking  from  the  carton |  yelling  |  too  much  internet |  poor  hygiene  | impatient  | hot headed  |  biased  |  complaining  |  scab  picking  |  buzzfeed |  cheek  biting  |  teeth  gnashing  |  shoplifting  |  scamming  |  speeding |  hair  pulling |  large  ego  |  exaggerating  |  fidgeting |  free  loading  |  littering  |  one  -  upping  |  whining  |  borrowing  without  returning  |  unnecessary  aggression  |  plagiarism  |  copying  |  glaring  | spacing  out |  ignoring  |  over  critical  |  messy |  hateful  |  overly  prideful   

[kpop-ruined-my-social-life]

Seonghwa NS*W Alphabet

Gonna put this under the cut cause I know some of yall wanna get to some other writings or something + these can get super long with all the gaps

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Pretty decent with aftercare, will make sure that you guys are comfortable, but remember although he is the oldest in the group he is the baby of his family so he is babied all the time and has most of his life so sometimes even tho he is in dom space a lot you have to take over the aftercare

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Likes his neck and his tongue, you guys have seen him in like 99.9% of fancams that long ass tongue is out and about showing off what it could do, he likes his side profile a lot and likes his jaw and neck, mark it up but super light so it can easily be covered before he goes to the stylist or something. On you he likes your thighs, like a lot. Doesn’t matter the size or how much fat or muscle is there there are always marks there and he is always resting a hand on them

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Super clean with it, condom or a tissue that is all no debate and no question. Don’t expect anything else

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Honestly doesn’t have any other than maybe like wanting to try a master and slave roleplay

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Maybe one or two partners but that is really it, nothing too much and only actually had sex with one of them

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doesn’t really have one but if he had to pick he really likes spooning and lifting your leg a bit

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Takes sex very seriously, doesn’t really laugh or joke much during it unless it is a rhetorical laugh or something

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Clean, he is a decent yet major neat freak so he keeps it very orderly

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Extremely romantic unless the round involves objectification and using you as a toy, mostly even when having degradation he will mention how much he loves you but will use the bad names he calls you in it

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Maybe 2-4 times a week, 2 min and 4 max but sometimes he doesn’t at all because he is just too tired and doesn’t have time

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

One huge kink for him is you calling him as an authority figure, “daddy, sir, mister, professor, master” and many more

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Bedroom and anywhere inside your own private space and that is all

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Act bratty or be a good baby and ask for a reward and he is all yours, no matter what you’ll be edged or overstim in both situations lol

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Bringing up arguments or bringing another person into it isn’t really his thing he isn’t into it. Doesn’t want a threesome and or jealous sex he just doesn’t like it

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Likes receiving more but “if you’re a good girl I’ll let you sit on my face” type guy. Doesn’t mind either but just prefers receiving like for him giving is a 6/10 and receiving is a 10/10

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Changes during the round, the kind to slow down to almost not moving and then start just slamming into you, dom daddy

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Doesn’t mind them but def wants to take his time so most quickies turn into one or both of you being late

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Doesn’t risk getting caught but is willing to experiment in almost any other way, def won’t put anything inside of him so don’t ask

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Decent, 1 rounds foreplay and then 1-2 rounds sex or maybe even 3 rounds sex, just depends on the day and how things are and what you guys are trying

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Likes toys but doesn’t want a toy that can mark either of you, so although he likes cuffs/ropes he gets some that are easy on the skin so they don’t bruise no matter how hard you pull on them

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Likes putting his hand on your thigh and he loves teasing even if you can’t tell that he is doing it on purpose, which he is lol. Subtle teasing like rubbing his thumb in circles or something

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Mainly a groaner and heavy breather, doesn’t whimper and if he does it is like once in a blue moon and whines sometimes by accident but he tries his hardest to only let out “manly” noises

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

I mentioned that he loved being in authority and stuff, if you challenge it oooooooo don’t expect just a little bit of teasing or just some simple punishment. If you try to turn him into a sub he w i l l ignore all of your sexual needs for weeks on end

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Pretty average thickness or maybe even a bit thinner than average but just like 0.07 more small, but is average or above average in length 6-7.5in

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Because he is so busy his stress level makes him want release more, so no less than 2 times a week no more than maybe like 8 times (two in one day but one on every day other than that)

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

After everything is over give him like an hour to an hour and a half and he is out, sometimes even longer even if he is super tired. Most of the time he gets into that like half asleep state ya know?

[leviathanlazarus]

Thank you for the tag, @cominunderfire 💗💕

A - Age: I'll be 27 in a month 😭

B - Biggest fear: death

C - Current time: 9:58am

D - Drink you last had: water

E - Everyday starts with: music & vaping, both necessary!

F - Favorite song: right now it's probably Amazonia by Gojira

G - Ghosts. Are they real?: absolutely

H - Hobbies: hiking, writing, reading, making playlists, organizing things, baking, driving around lol

I - In love with: so many band members

K - Killed someone: don't ask people that!

L - Last time you cried: the other night, PMSing and watching a video of a kitten LOL

M - Middle name: I think some of you know it but I'm not gonna say it again

N - Number of siblings: 1 older brother

O - One wish: to not have student loan debt

P - Person you last called/texted: my brother

Q - Questions you are always asked: there really isnt anything

R - Reasons to smile: I'm alive, healthy & have a lot of freedom (even when I don't always feel like I do)

S - Song last sang: pretty sure it was Love and Affection by Def Leppard

T - Time you woke up: 5:45am

U - Underwear color: black

V - Vacation Destination: I would really love to go to the desert, somewhere in the southwest US

W - Worst habit: picking the skin around my nails

X - X-rays you’ve had done: I just had my teeth x-rayed yesterday

Y - Your favorite food: garbage plates & cake

Z - Zodiac sign: Taurus sun

I tag @too-young-to-fall-in-love @breadfan @dazedstevie @anditsmywholeheart @the-sun-and-the-scythe @safari-karrot & anyone who would like to share 🌲

[minccinoocappuccino]

idk if u do headcanons, but do u have any headcanons for our gay and poly wildfang bois owo (having 3 boyfriends must be so powerful)

Benkei -This man is gay with a capital  G A Y -He’s def the biggest on pda and saying how much he loves his bfs - He does all the cooking except the few times Demure cooks -He sings really loud when he cooks. Nile and Kyoya both say it annoys them but they're lying -He wears one of those Kiss the Cook aprons No I don’t take criticism 

Kyoya - A Bi Lion boy -He’s a furry and no one can convince me otherwise -He secretly really likes to draw but his sketchbook is nothing but lion and his Fursona - His fursona is a Big buff lion btw -He pretends he hates hand holding n kisses but he’s lying he really loves it - He likes to nap by his bfs but pretends it’s a accident he ended up laying beside them

Demure -ofc my top headcanon for him is that he’s Selective mute -He is very affectionate but only in private - He loves hand holding and will just grab one of his bfs hands randomly -He gives his bfs things he finds that remind him of them. Like he finds a orange n brown rock u bet he’s bringing it back to Nile

Nile -You can’t tell me a guy who wears a crop top jacket isn’t gay -He gets embarrassed by affection very easily. Getting told I love you by a bf makes his face go red no matter how long they have been dating - Like Kyoya he pretends to not really like affection but he fucking loves it - He has a terrible sense of fashion but his bfs love him anyway

Bonus stuff - they all learned at least a little sign to easier talk to Demure when he’s mute because I said so ;-; -They all take care of a small indoor garden n there house but when it’s Kyoya’s turn to water it Benkei usually has to do it cus Kyoya will forget -They have Movie nights regularly and every time it’s Kyoya’s turn to pick he chooses The Lion King -Benkei hung some of Kyoya’s lion drawings on the fridge and in return both Demure n Nile drew things cus they also wanted to be on the fridge -No Nile is not good at art Yes Benkei still hung his drawing up -Benkei makes sure that ppl know yes all 3 of these r his bfs n he loves each one of em -Kyoya is not allowed to cook ever not even in the microwave -Nile is also not allowed to cook except he hasn't lost microwave privileges yet 

I hope this is what you wanted I’m really bad at putting things into words so ;-; But I’m glad ppl really like my Poly WF headcanon it’s been my ship since I got into the fandom 

I’m not really good at headcanons but I’d love to share more