#(Velvette and Chaz - Strangeandun-Muse-Ual)

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[ Velvette ]

She just let him go. She didn't want to see his stupid, dumb, idiot face anymore, and her chest and face stung with pain. Maybe she'd really fucked him up, but he hadn't done her any favors, either. Sacrifices were definitely made.

Plastic flayed open on her face and chest, and an odd, dark purple goo oozed from her wounds, the flesh beneath the plastic obvious. Having stumbled back into Chaz, she turned to check on him, make sure she hadn't hurt him on accident. When she spoke, her voice held an odd gurgle to it.

"You okay, Baby Shark?"

[written-in-sunshine]

Title: What Have You Done To Me, Now?

Author: Keith

Fandom: Hazbin Hotel

Setting: Velvette’s Apartment

Pairing: Chazwick Thurman/Velvette

Characters: Velvette, Chazwick Thurman

Genre: Romance/Hurt/Comfort/Humor

Rating: T

Chapters: 1/1

Word Count: 1991

Type Of Work: One-Shot

Status: Complete

Warnings: Het, M/F, Mommy Kink, Nonsexual Intimacy, Food, Injury, Violence Mention, Injection Mention, Suggestive, Implied/Mentioned NSFW, Original Male Character Mention, OC: Darío

Disclaimer: I don’t own anything but Dario (mentioned). Chaz is based on how my friend Spacy (@/Strangeandun-Muse-Ual) on Tumblr writes him!

Summary: Oh no, he was cute.

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Thankful for his steadying arm, she leaned into him more than she wanted to. The goo was going to get all over his shirt, but she didn't think he'd mind. If he did, she'd just buy him a new one, she guessed. A lot of them if he needed them.

"Mmn, it, uh. It's not..." The gurgling was worse, now, and she closed her eyes to steady her voice (and stance, really), "It's not that bad. I think I can... Walk, yeah."

But a few steps forward saw her dipping and nearly crashing to the floor. Stumbling backward again she fell bodily into Chaz, shaking her head a little as the dizziness set in.

"I, uh. Yeah, that's not... Happening. Can you carry m-me?"

You should've backed her up.

It was the first thing that popped into his head. And it was a stupid fucking thought. Back her up and what? He was hellborn, she and Valentino were sinners. If the fight got serious--and fuck it had--they could take it. If he got fucked up enough, he was dead. Dead for real. Dead for good.

And yet it was still a looping chorus in his head. You should've backed her up. You should've helped her. Maybe she wouldn't have gotten hurt as bad. She was only going at it with him because of you anyway. You should've backed her up. Why didn't you back her up? Why are you such a fucking coward?

When she asked if he was alright--if he was alright, when she was all slashed up to hell--a weight dropped into the pit of his stomach. It felt like it had that night, years ago now, hefting the sack of cash over his shoulder and trying to keep the look of Moxxie's hurt and betrayal from burning itself into his retinas as he turned and ran.

"I--y-yeah, I'm okay." He was not. Carefully, he maneuvered an arm around her waist to hold her steady. "Alright, so uh... that all looks, uh... pretty bad? But uh, I'll..." you'll what, you fucking waste of space? "I'll get you cleaned up. Okay? Let's just, uh... let's just get to the bathroom. Can y'walk?"

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[ @strangeandun-muse-ual LIKED For A Starter || Chaz ]

[ Velvette ]

"Nothing's that important, you know~" The sing-song cadence of her voice dipped and rose in pitch between words as she circled the shark with a predatory grin and a glint in her eyes, "You stepped in the wrong bitch's territory tonight, and I'm kiiiiiiiinda feeling like sushi! Never had shark before..."

Did she usually eat people she killed? It was a mystery. Nothing about Velvette was really set in stone, save for her closeness with Valentino and Vox.

"I bet the cabbages would like you, and Vark's always up for new things to chew on." When she got back around in front of him, her eyes lit up, "Ooooh!! What's in the bag, Big Eyes? Something shiny for me? Something fun? Ohohoh! Don't tell me, don't tell me! Let me guess. Hashtag what's behind door number one!!"

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🌖 a night they’ll never forget

For Vel!

nights headcanons! send an emoji for my muse to talk about…

[ Velvette ]

"Mmm, I think... I'll never forget the night Izzy and I started making out babies."

Her smile was soft, fond.

"Usually, I'm the one that takes the control, but it was nice to let him be the dominant party for once. I think it was good for both of us, honestly. I'd carry another baby for him, too."

She rubs her flat stomach and glances down at it.

"If he'd want another one."

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💀 Vel for Izzy

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[ Velvette ]

"...We aren't alike. He's the personification of the perpetual fear of a prey animal living boxed into a cave by a tiger. A tiger that won't let him out, and assures him it won't hurt him, but it makes him watch it sharpen its claws every. Single. Day."

Her eyes fall.

"...I'm the tiger. If I let him out of the cave he won't come back."

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✨ Chaz for Velly!

Send a ✨ if your Muse thinks my Muse is pretty!

[ Velvette ]

"Aw, ain'tcha sweet, Baby Shark?" Velvette grinned at him, holding out her hands and taking his. She swung them between them for a moment before doing her best to spin him into her arms. Kissing his snout, her smile softened, a little less manic.

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Exit Wounds

This is an EVENT FIC for the E: The Moth Is Missing event! It features Valentino, Velvette, and @strangeandun-muse-ual's Chaz! It details the fight between Vel and Val.

Wordcount: 773

Warnings:  M/F, M/M/F, Mentioned M/M/M/M/F/F, Polyamory, Mutually Toxic Relationships, Violence, Injury, Anxiety, Cheating, Mentioned Vox/Velvette/Alastor/Lilith/Lucifer/Valentino, The Girls Are Fighting!!

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“You’re being fucking–”

“Don’t you dare.” Valentino snarled, his eyes merely pink slits in his face, “Don't you fucking dare.”

“You know you're being crazy!” Velvette accused with her hands in the air, “I can't fucking believe you! You know how I feel about him!”

“And you can't fucking share like a normal person!” The return accusation made Velvette hiss at him, her own eyes narrowing as she took another step closer, closing the gap between herself and Valentino, “You want to see fucking crazy?”

With a feral growl, she shoved him, watching him stumble back into her couch with another growl, her hands balled into fists at her sides. Catching himself on the couch with his lower hands, Valentino surged forward, delivering a slap to her face that sent her spiraling to the floor.

Chaz was, to say the least, fucking terrified right now. He didn't know what to do with himself, but he was drawn to help Velvette up, murmuring a soft 'you okay?' that she didn't respond to.

“You. Fucking. Bitch.” She snarled, launching at Valentino without another thought in her head. She didn't know what she was going to do until she'd already done it, gripping his stripped antenna and yanking it hard.

With a wild, loud cry of pain, Valentino slashed at her with his claws, shoving her back with another tug to his antenna. She let go when she stumbled back into Chaz, and Valentino knew he needed to retreat. That had hurt.

Falling back over the arm of the couch, he scooted himself back on it, growling deep in his chest. His fur was fluffed up, the hearts littering it broken alongside the shine in his eyes. This was a kind of betrayal he couldn't stand for, he couldn't take it. Why was everyone leaving him? Why did they all *hate* him so Satan damned much? What did he do with all of this turmoil?

Sure, he could have gone to Vick with this, but most likely Vick hated him, too. They all had decided to conspire against him, hadn't they? Vox, Alastor, Lucifer, Velvette, Lilith, they had all decided that he wasn't good enough. They wanted him out, didn't they?

He couldn't help but remember something that Vox had said, something he recognized now as a lie.

You are my heart. This doesn't work without you. None of it does.

Yeah, fucking right. Nobody wanted him anymore, it seemed to be working better with his exclusion. There wasn't a soul in the world that could truly love him for who he was, for what he was. Vox was a Satan damned liar.

Alastor wanted him to change. Lucifer wouldn't give him the time of day. Lilith made excuses for her husband while giving him pity sex. Velvette had Chaz and refused to share him outside of the few little orgies she'd been there to direct and supervise. And Vox? 

Vox was just distancing himself. Vox was upset with him for losing track of time. Vox was upset with him for something that was not his fault. If he hadn't wanted Valentino to get attached to other people, he should have been more willing to give him the attention he deserved long before their big breakup.

This wasn't Valentino's fault, but it was something he had to live with, something he had always lived with. This was just another hangup, just another form of proof that he wasn't built for love. He wasn’t capable of being loved.

Forget Ostello and his romanticism. He loved what Valentino showed him, not the man beneath his flesh. There was no loving whatever the fuck he was, and he knew that. As much as he craved being cared about, he knew there was no luck for him in love.

He shouldn't have gotten attached in the first place. There was no way for him to have seen this working out well. He should have just left. 

Maybe he fucking would.

Where would he even go? He had no idea, but he wanted to get away from all of this.

“You're a crazy, psycho fucking bitch.” He finally spat, scrambling off of the couch. With his head pounding, he didn't want to be here anymore. 

Making his escape, he decided to go straight to the club to get a drink. He was going to need it. The amount of booze he'd need to cover this up was going to be ridiculous, but he couldn't stand these feelings of betrayal. He couldn't take it anymore. He was tired of this, so very exhausted. He couldn’t handle this.

And they couldn’t handle him.

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[ Closed Starter For @strangeandun-muse-ual || Vox ]

[ Velvette ]

The steady, fast-paced rhythm of her heels against the laminate as she broke the elevator and sped towards Vox's office ensured nobody got in her way or stopped her. When she got to his office, she pressed the key fob eight (thousand!) times and nearly wrenched the door off it's hinges. Slamming it behind her hard, she paused and stared at it for a second, her lips pursing. As if her upset wasn't clear already, she opened it once more and slammed it again for good measure, turning on Vox suddenly.

Stalking over with her hands gesturing and fluttering wildly at her sides, she shook her head vehemently.

"No, nope, nuh-uh, noperinos, no way, noooopers, no-no, naughty, uh-uh, bad-- Uhhhh-noooooooooo!" Walking behind him, she tugged his chair back, rolling him out enough that she could climb on him, "Annnnnd I repeat, N-O, no, nope, nopenopenope, absolutely fucking not," Falling into his lap, she wrenched her phone from her vest pocket and held it up against his screen.

"Eeeeehnooooooooooo. You do not want to do this. Nope, nope, nope, trust me, Tivo, no. Daddy-- Daddy, no, you're gonna thank me. You're... Daddy-- Daddy! You're gonna wanna smash that dislike button and unfollow, like, yesterday, okay? He can't even like..." Her loud, frustrated grunt was comically whiny, and she bounced against his thighs.

Pulling her phone back to show the personnel file of a Sinner named Ian, she tapped his image twice to bring up the face fully. The puffy-cheeked Chinchilla Sinner stared at the camera with his eyes a little bulged out, his arms straight at his sides, and she gagged as she tapped it again.

"He's a fucking Chilla, okay, and he still-- He's-- And he's soooo fuckin'... Ugh!!" Throwing her hands in the air, she fell backward toward his desk, laying out over his keyboard. If he had been doing anything, he was well into not doing anything productive for the rest of the day, now.

"Look, you gotta like, anti-hire him. Don't only fire him, but like... Smear campaign. Full-on Enemy Of The State level bullshit, he needs to suffer. Lots and lots of suffering. Not being hired. I don't care if you hire him to be a speed bump, it's all he's worth but he doesn't deserve to be paid for it. If you need a cute and useful speedbump boy do I know the guy for you. He deserves to be paid for it, too! Hell, I will pay him for you!"

Holding her breath with her cheeks puffed out, now, she waited for a second to let Vox get in a word, but when he didn't say something as immediately as she'd stopped, she opened her mouth again to speak.

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Wrong Number! from Vel

Send “Wrong Number!” For a completely out of context text from my muse!

[ Chaz ]

[ Velvette ]

[ Txt To: Brucey Goosey!! ] NO YEAH LIKE WAIT WAIT WAIT

[ Txt To: Brucey Goosey!! ] YOU

[ Txt To: Brucey Goosey!! ] ME

[ Txt To: Brucey Goosey!! ] TEN POUNDS OF MARSHMALLOWS

[ Txt To: Brucey Goosey!! ] KIDDIE POOL

[ Txt To: Brucey Goosey!! ] HOT SAUCE

[ Txt To: Brucey Goosey!! ] YOU IN????

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[ @strangeandun-muse-ual || Continued From Here || Chaz ]

[ Velvette ]

"Awww, boo." With a thumbs down, the Overlord shook her head, "You should bite everything forever all the time. I do!" She bared her teeth for him, "You a family heirloom?"

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Shipping Tags (Specific)

Ship Tags With @strangeandun-muse-ual -

My Body Is Shaking My Soul's For The Taking And You Can Have It All (Adam ♡ Lucifer)

I Need A Ride Or Die Type Of Guy Who Likes To Come In Hot (Chazz ♡ Azzy)

He Tells Me What He Wants I Give Him All I Got (Chazz ♡ Izzy)

But I'll Walk With You My Love Any Way The Wind Blows (Darío ♡ Missy)

Sheep Go To Heaven Goats Go To Hell (Erasmo ♡ Missy)

Don't Wanna Take It Slow I Wanna Take You Home (Erasmo ♡ Trenton)

If It’s Stubborn As Can Be Mean And Ornery It’s A Man (Nifty ♡ Husker)

You're Getting To Be A Habit With Me (Ostello ♡ Vox)

And When His Edges Soften His Body Is My Coffin (Valentino ♡ Vox)

Let Me Stay In Your Arms I'm Addicted To Your Charms (Valentino ♡ Ostello ♡ Vox)

Come Home With Me You're My Temporary Plan B (Velvette ♡ Chaz)

Lay Your Heart Into My Perfect Machine (Velvette ♡ Vox)

Baby Why Should I Resist When I Already Know I've Got You Under My Skin? (Vick ♡ Azzy)

We'll Never Stop 'Cause We're Only Getting Better (Vick ♡ Magpie ♡ Azzy)

Jeez Louise I'm Weak In The Knees (Vick ♡ Barbie ♡ Chazz ♡ Izzy ♡ Azzy)

All We Are Waiting For Is Something Worth Waiting For (Vick ♡ Vox)

My Daddy Will Fuck Your Daddy Up (Valentino ♡ Velvette ♡ Vox)

Ship Tags With @dont-take-shxt-from-other-demons

I Rule With The Velvet Tongue And My Dress Undone (Lilith ♡ Lucifer)

This Is A Force That Not Even God Can Stop (Valentino ♡ Lucifer)

Ship Tags With @a-hazbin-spider

Sometimes I Wonder Why I Need You At All (Valentino ♡ Angel Dust)

I Absolutely Knew That I was Six Steps In When I Fell Into You (Vick ♡ Dove)

Ship Tags With @voxiiferous -

I've Got You Under My Skin I've Got You Deep In The Heart Of Me (Ostello ♡ Vox)

I Said To Myself This Affair Never Will Go So Well But Why Should I Try To Resist? (Ostello ♡ Valentino ♡ Vox)

Catch Me If You Can With A Cigarette In Hand And It's Love It's Heavy And It Hurts And It's Love (Valentino ♡ Vox)

It's Killing Me I Just Want You To Be My Next Mistake That I'm Gonna Make (Velvette ♡ Jayden)

Ship Tags With @infernal-feminae

This Lady Of The Flowers And Her Chaotic Haze (Crimson ♡ Scarlet)

She's Precocious And She Knows Just What It Takes To Make A Pro Blush (Ozzie ♡ Beelzebub)

Hasta La Vida Loca Loca Loca Loca Te Encanta La Música Te Toca Toca Toca (Valentino ♡ Beelza)

So Rough And Tough Don't Care 'Bout Anything But Me Yes I Love Her 'Cause She's So Crazy Just Crazy About Me (Valentino ♡ Nifty)

Can't Get The Paw Prints Out Of The Hen House Now (Valentino ♡ Summer)

Ship Tag With @nebula-gaster - She Comes On Like A Saint But That's Exactly What She Ain't (Velvette ♡ Flora)

Ship Tags With @hannah-the-small

You Look So Cute Flashing Lights Red And Blue (Valentino ♡ Gritt)

I Don't Care If I'm A Guilty Pleasure For You (Valentino ♡ Vox)

Ship Tags With @hellsmayflower

And If You Try To Talk To Someone Well Then Someone Has To Die (Crimson ♡ Mayleene)

I'm Just A Holy Fool And Baby He's So Cruel (Valentino ♡ Mayleene)

Ship Tags With @deepspacevivarium

All My Dirty Thoughts Lead Me To You (Valentino ♡ Angel Dust)

Ship Tags With @big-daddy-moth

I Can Buy Myself Flowers I Can Love Me Better Than You Can (Asmo ♡ Phillipe)

The Successful Removal Of You Would Probably Kill Me Too (Vick ♡ Valentino)

Ship Tags With @the-one-who-killed-the-radio

What Was It That We Believe To Be Love As I Clung To You With Fierce Desperation (Alastor ♡ Vox)

We Drive Each Other Mad It Might Be Kinda Sad But I Think That's What Makes Us Good In Bed (Valentino ♡ Vox)

Ship Tags With @angel-dust-bitch

Your Mouth So Hot Your Web I'm Caught (Valentino ♡ Angel Dust)

Never Thought I'd Make You Perspire Never Thought You'd Do Me The Same (Vick ♡ Angel Dust)

Ship Tags With @moxxie-roxx-it

You've Got A Piece Of Me And Honestly My Life Would Suck Without You (Chazz ♡ Moxxie)

Ship Tags With @strikers-saloon

I Don't Want What I Can Get I Want A Man With Secrets (Andrealphus ♡ Striker)

Do You Have Any Love Left For Me? I'm Small That's A Start (Nifty ♡ Striker)

Ship Tags With @theoriginalfizzarolli

A Lifetime Of Laughter At The Expense Of The Death Of A Bachelor (Ozzie ♡ Fizzarolli)

Ship Tags With @onehelluvacircus

I Don't Do The Walk Of Shame I Strut (Andrealphus ♡ Robo Fizz)

Ship Tags With @ghostlyhosty

I'm So Full Of Love I Could Barely Eat (Ostello ♡ Barnaby)

They Cannot Steal The Light That Shines From Who You Once Were (Paimon ♡ Barnaby)

What's Left Of My Heart's Still Made Of Gold (Vick ♡ Barnaby)

Ship Tags With @sinnerxroulette

And He Knows He Knows He Knows He Knows That I Can't Resist His Ways (Valentino ♡ Vox)

Ship Tags With @remnantsouls

As Long As It's Okay With You I Think I'll Stay Right Here (Chazz ♡ Cinnibar)

Ship Tags With @helluvaxhazbin

Sparks Are Flying On The Kitchen Floor In My Mind I'm Already Inside You (Chazz ♡ Moxxie)

You're Such A Gorgeous Nightmare Old Habits Never Seem To Go Away (Valentino ♡ Velvette)

Ship Tags With @radicheart

I Have Your Face So Love Me (Aldric ♡ Cal)

Video Charmed The Radio Star (Vick ♡ Alastor)

Don't Wanna Leave This Play Date With You (Velvette ♡ Alastor)

I Feel Like I'm Glued On Tight To This Carousel (Valentino ♡ Alastor)

Ship Tags With @seven-circlllxs

I Can't Even Call You Let Alone Call You Mine (Adam ♡ Lucifer)

(Angel Dust ♡ Fizzarolli ♡ Ozzie)

You Remain My Power My Pleasure My Pain Baby (Fizzarolli ♡ Ozzie)

If You Feel It Then I Feel It Too If You Need Me All I Need Is You (Lilith ♡ Lucifer)

Drink My Tears I'm At Your Mercy I Love You Most But I'm Not Worthy (Paimon ♡ Lucifer)

You Say The Sweetest Things Like Material Stuff Don't Mean A Thing But You Take Care Of Me (Angel Dust ♡ Travis)

Baby You're The Highlight Of My Lowlife (Valentino ♡ Vox)

Ship Tags With @hclluvahctel

Even When I'm Crazy I'm Still Your Baby And You're The King Of Loving Me And I'm Your Drama Queen (Valentino ♡ Vox)

Ship Tags With @shadowofthehost

You Can Bathe In The Pixels You Crave (Vick ♡ Astor)

Ship Tags With @ladiesofhell

I'm A Lady Killer And You're A Pretty Lady And That Means I'm Gonna Kill You (Crimson ♡ Daisy)

Ship Tags With @hisslord

Bite Me Baby I Wanna Be Yours Forever (Alastor ♡ Angel Dust)

Ship Tags With @overangeled

Cover Me In Your Sin Take Me In The Night Kissing My Sweetest Prince (Valentino ♡ Angel Dust)

Ship Tags With @depressedxboyfriendxbyron

It's My Heart That You Are Stealing (Chazz ♡ Byron)

Ship Tags With @arachn0philia

I Can Get You Dressed Wrap Your Body In Excess (Valentino ♡ Angel Dust)

Ship Tags With @helluvahell

You Are The One I Choose Folks Would Kill To Fill Your Shoes (Valentino ♡ Vox)

Ship Tags With @hotelbitches

They Know You Walk Like You're A God They Can't Believe I Made You Weak (Valentino ♡ Velvette)

Ship Tags With @hellfrczencver

I Spread My Legs And Dumped The Lord And Now I Know For Sure (Valentino ♡ Frosty)

Ship Tags With @voxtekoverlord

So Go And Pitch Your Fit No One Gives A Shit! Better Off If You Just Get Over It (Valentino ♡ Vox)

Ship Tags With @xxx-chazwickthurman-xxx

Bite Into Me Harder Sink Your Teeth Into My Flesh (Valentino ♡ Chaz)

Ship Tags With @defiedfate

Save Me Even As You Break Me (Valentino ♡ Angel Dust)

Ship Tags With @addicted-to-poison

I Really Want Your Poison Love (Valentino ♡ Angel Dust)

Ship Tags With @dangert1ts

Your Lipstick Tastes Like Murder Our Hands Are Sewn Together We'll Come To One Another (Adam ♡ Lute)

Ship Tags With @arachniangel

I Need Your Poison Got My Fix 'Til Morning Comes (Valentino ♡ Vox)

Ship Tags With @tangledfate

It Was Love That Caught Me Now It's Fear That Keeps Me With You (Valentino ♡ Angel Dust)

Ship Tags With @questionablemuses

I've Got Your Picture On My Wall I Dream About You When I Sleep (Travis ♡ Angel Dust)

Ship Tags With @voxtech-industries

You Should Be Kinder And I Could Be Tender (Valentino ♡ Vox)

Ship Tags With @infernalight

You're Poison Running Through My Veins You're Poison I Don't Want To Break These Chains (Valentino ♡ Angel Dust)

Ship Tags With @rocxyoulikeahurricane

You Must Like Being The Victim You've Done Nothing To Get Out (Valentino ♡ Adam)

Ship Tags With @manubia-summanus

This Kind Of Love Will Only Make You Mad Honey (Valentino ♡ Vox)

Ship Tags With @videokilled

At Least Your Napalm Will Keep Me Warm (Valentino ♡ Vox)

Ship Tags With @poisonedspider

We Don't Know How To Talk But Boy Do We Know How To Fuck (Valentino ♡ Angel Dust)

Ship Tags With @voxxcd

You'll Forgive Me If I Promise And Do Nothing But The Same (Valentino ♡ Vox)

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send a number for me to talk about one of the following topics!

18. shipping

OKAY LOOK. I am a huge shipper at heart. I have many ships I already ship, and I also love making new ones! Crackships are so much fun!

Some of my favorite crackships I have on this blog are Velvette/Chaz (@strangeandun-muse-ual), Valentino/Nifty (@erthlyheavn), and Lucifer/Velvette (@dont-take-shxt-from-other-demons)!

I'm also ALWAYS open to OC shipping! There are SEVERAL OCs I love shipping with, including May, of course! Also Flora (@nebula-gaster) and Kerosene (@heavensxstray) are EXCELLENT!

If you want to ship, I'm always down for it. I love exploring different dynamics, I love seeing how the characters behave in a relationship versus not in one, and I love things that seem weird but work out well.

I'm also open to toxic ships and problematic themes! If the ship is unhealthy and not good, that's still fun and fine for me!

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10 or more muses you’d like to know better

[ Velvette ]

Color: “Red. No! Purple! No, black. No, no, wait--”

Last song listened to: Evanescence - Going Under

Dream trip: “I always wanted to go to a Vans Tour! Follow the concert until it's done.”

Favorite Food: “Sour gummy Queefs, for sure.”

Anything you want right now: “Been thinking about a sweet onion chicken teriyaki Vubway sandwich for like, ten thousand years.""

[ Barbie ]

Color: “Maroon.”

Last song listened to: Emilie Autumn - Fight Like A Girl

Dream trip: “I want to go somewhere in the human world. It's called Franks, I think? I've heard it's pretty and has a really tall tower thing. I like tall things."

Favorite Food: “Vanquet Salisbury Steaks, boxed potatoes, and canned corn.”

Anything you want right now: “I'm dying for a cigarette but I'm tapped out. Just gotta bug my old man, I guess, unless someone's offering.”

[ Ostello ]

Color: “Orange, preferably burnt orange.”

Last song listened to: Bing Crosby - Pistol Packin' Mama

Dream trip: “I used to tour in the US, and sometimes here in Pride. I think... I'd like to go somewhere Val would like to go. Make a day of it.”

Favorite Food: “Nobody makes a meatloaf like my mama made meatloaf. Me included. I could die again for just a taste of it.”

Anything you want right now: “Val with his guitar. I feel like a duet would be nice.”

Tagged by: @nebula-gaster, @voxiiferous, @deepspacevivarium

Tagging: @strangeandun-muse-ual (Husk, Chaz, Vox), @dont-take-shxt-from-other-demons, @trumpet-hah, @ritzy-cervidae (I'll tag you here but for Rosie!), @poisoncandyhearts, @singthesongsofsin (Jayden), @erthlyheavn (Sibella, Summer), @hellsmayflower (apologies if you've already done this a ton!)

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What is each of your muses otps? notps? Which muse is the trickiest to get into character for?

⊱asks for muns with a multimuse or more than one muse⊰

what is each of your muses otps? notps?

Oh man, let's see.

Darío's only ship is with @strangeandun-muse-ual's Missy. She's technically a collaborative OC but Spacy has custody. Darío won't be shipped with anyone else on the blog at all. He Loves His Wife.

As far as OTPs for Valentino, I'd say Vox, Velvette, Alastor, Angel Dust, Lucifer, Ozzie, Mammon, Nifty, Dia, and Summer! Not necessarily in that order. I'm not sure I have any Notps for him.

For Velvette, I really love her with Valentino, Vox, Cherri Bomb, and surprisingly enough, Chaz! Mostly Spacy's tbh. For Notps, I don't really have any major ones with her, either.

Vox's are Valentino, Velvette, Alastor, and Angel Dust. For how I write Vox, Vel is usually the only woman I ship with him. But kind of in general I also don't have any notps for him.

All of this is subject to change as far as the Notps go, I may have just not found one, yet.

which muse is the trickiest to get into character for?

Vox. Velvette is spotty kind of at random, but getting Vox to respond to anything is a lot harder than I thought it would be. Sometimes he is very easy to write and other times, not so much.

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He wasn't bright, was he?

Velvette was used to stupid men. There were demons that thought she'd be a pushover because she was cute, and some thought she was an Overlord because she'd been given a small loan of a district from Vox and Valentino. A handful of people were sure she was just the two's little pet, something they kept around for their amusement.

But she'd already kicked Valentino's ass on her own, and Vox hadn't needed a repeat performance. Sure, she'd almost died that night, but in the end, it had proved to them that she was more than a pretty face.

If Valentino was willing to stick up for her, then she knew she'd gotten his attention.

Much like she had Chaz's attention right now.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever, not cash, not moolah, blah, blah, blah," She bounced her fingers against her thumb, mocking his blathering, "Alright, tiger, shoot. If you can interest me in something else, we'll see. You're lucky I'm not Val, he'd want a looooooot more outta you than I probably do."

Then again, she did have him on speed dial.

"Oooh! Should I call hiiim~?"

"It's not huh?" Pouting a little, as he'd done exactly as she'd told him not to, she crossed her arms over her chest, "Oh!! Oh, I get it, I know what's in the bag, then!"

Clapping her hands together, she bounced on her heels twice before falling forward into a few steps that brought her almost nose-to-nose with him.

"It's your hope and dreams, huh?" Oh, her grin was positively wicked, "Hand 'em over before I make you look like the aftermath of a Mark Hoffman-era Saw trap."

She paused.

"Where I'm from, that's a biiiiiiiiiiig bad thing. He's a shitty apprentice."