#(Someone vc to Sonia: You...dismantled the patriarchy?)

[more-than-a-princess]

"In honor of the America holiday, I believe it is appropriate to celebrate with films that highlight the wonders of American summers, and American politics and the legal system! With that in mind..."

She held up three different blu-ray disc cases. In a surprising move for her, only one of them looked terribly gory.

"Friday the 13th is a must, naturally. I so very much wish to visit Camp Crystal Lake! But to allow the American law to shine, these films must be included."

Those movies being very cheerful, very pink, very full of the magic of the Bend and Snap and the power of the Delta Nus storming Washington DC in favor of animal rights.

"Elle Woods is so very admirable! She persevered and was accepted to Harvard Law, but then found her own place in the world and meaning for her life! She struggles as others doubt her abilities based on her kindness and appearance, but she succeeds in the end and proves to the world, and herself, that she can do it."

"Would anyone wish to join me? We may indulge in American hamburgers, American cupcakes, and American drinks served in the red plastic cups! The ones in every American school film, it seems!"