#(SORRY FOR THE PROMO. I WAS COMPELLED TO. I CANNOT STOP THAT OLD FART I APOLOGISE AKSJHD)

[mrthenarrator]

Hello everyone! Glad to finally be granted access back into this account if only for a few minutes.

My blog is still on hiatus however, but I figured I return if only for a few posts here and there just to satiate you all with my presence. Lord knows how much you may have missed me after being away for so long! The people must be craving for more Narrator in their lives, and who am I to deny you all of such an easy request? 😊

With that being said, I have very important news to share with you all!

The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe is now on sale on Steam for 40% off for the rest of the week!

Now I may not know what that may amount to specifically in your local currency. However, I do know that 40% off is a pretty good deal.

While the game may only have been out for two years already, who am I to quit promoting my game to the masses? My love towards The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe is long lasting, and able to withstand the trials of time In addition, I still need to make enough money to buy back every road trip attendee's third swimming pools back after all.

So, go out and buy the game if you are financially able to if you haven't yet. Or convince your friends who haven't played it yet to go and buy it. Drag them into it. Push them down the infinity hole. Do whatever!

And that concludes my announcement! Don't forget to go and buy the game.

I'll see you all sometime later in the future, at least whenever I'm free for the next two months. A road trip doesn't manage itself! 😊💖