#(Proceeds to throw Sephiroth down the stairs to see what would happen) | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

secondarysefikura · 2 months ago

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Angeal, when Sephiroth finally trusts him enough to let him touch his head/hair: Did you know you have a dent in your head?

Sephiroth: Oh yes, I was dropped several times as a child.

Angeal: Really? I wouldn't have expected Hojo or anyone else who was raising you to be so irresponsible as to accidentally drop you not just once, but several times.

Sephiroth: He wasn't. The drops were all intentional.

Angeal: Please tell me you're joking.

Sephiroth: He wanted to test if I had the survival instincts to at least attempt to use my wing. Apparently I was rather stupid as a baby though as I simply let myself fall all three storeys.

Angeal: THREE?

#Hojo saw that video of steve Irwin holding his baby while feeding a crocodile and was like “alright I can do something like that”#(Proceeds to throw Sephiroth down the stairs to see what would happen)#Michael Jackson ain't got shit on Hojo either #ffvii #ff7 #sephiroth #angeal hewley #professor hojo

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