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Mind blowing that this even needs to be said but
Neat run down of all the ways we're poorer now than in 2010. In case you come across anyone honestly asking 'are we more well off after 14 years of tory rule' no. You aren't. Even a little bit.
We analyse a key point of contention in the general election campaign: the government’s record on pay, housing, energy and food bills
It is a simple question – and it will be at the heart of the general election campaign. After 14 years of Conservative government, people are asking: am I any better off?
The answer for most people is – no, you are not better off.
#and no. it was not inevitable#the global financial crisis was inevitable#our government utterly failing to manage that so we went from one to the other was not#we were on track to end child poverty in the UK. look where we are now#that anyone asks this while so many are going hungry is actually a spit in the face#uk politics
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you sick little animal, even death itself pities you.
#uwu art#Rain World#RW Hunter#rain world spoilers#blood cw#body horror cw#blood tw#body horror tw#// ask to tag#i beat rainworld maybe a month ago & now i'm trying hunter. & holy fucking shit man#NOT ONLY DOES THIS DIFFICULTY SPIT IN MY FACE BUT AS DOES THE LORE. i'm so emo#imagine being trapped in a loop. NO THAT'S NOT ENOUGH you also are riddled with tumors that are slowly killing you#your entire existence over & over from this point is to die slowly or find a way to leave the world entirely. the luxury of life escapesyou#die or '' die ''#& if you should die & succumb to your disease then your body will remain to infect & consume others until at last someone comes#& renders it physically incapable. so that you may die twice#WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE FUNNY SLUGS GET TO BE PUT THROUGH ALL THE HORRORS#rain world makes me so upset it's so good. what the fuck
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annabeth doesn't talk about what luke said when he came to her house asking her to run away with him and no matter how hard the others try she won't say anything.
#truth is she's angry#people accused her of being of spy for daring to care about her own fucking family#luke was the first person who loved her along with thalia why would she ever let go that ?#it's not like he let go of her completly he saw in the river styx for crying out loud#clarisse fought her constantly about this but is still hung up on silena and dating chris#and the funny thing is the very same thing they resented is what saved them in the end.#she was the one who gave luke strenght to make the right decision and save everyone else#maybe the love hadn't been enough for her and luke but it was enough for the god's throne#and people won't even acknowledge that#and now they dare to ask her about her about him ?#when they pushed away to grieve and worry about him on her own ?#that visit is the most sincere moment she got from him after his betrayal next to his final moments she won't have people spitting opinions#spitting concerns about how its all messed up and how he didn't mean it#she cared and cried for him on her own. percy left her crying over his body in the labyrinth alone.#they left her to hope for him alone she will grieve him alone#that memory will be hers alone and nobody else's#hermes feels guilty about blaming her so he doesn't talk about it either#annabeth chase#annabeth chase centric#pjo#hermes pjo#pjo headcanon#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo tv#heroes of olympus#hoo#pjo hoo toa#pjo series#angel speaks#angel's headcanons
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So me and my friend opened a gateway and we're fucking weak so...
Steven/Spinel/Connie is too damn slept on in this fandom. Where my polyshippers at?
#THE ANSWER WAS ALWAYS THERE#just let them all date one another GADOY#spinel x steven x connie#stevinel#connel#spineven#steven x spinel#stevnel#spinel x steven#my art#su fanart#su#steven universe#connverse#seriously tho my friend and I were spitting ideas so now I have to draw stuff#convennel#convennel is now their ship name it's the rules now#stevonnel#poly ship#ot3#too many tags now ahhhh#don't ask me about consistent heights in art I don't know what that is
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me getting into driftrod: aww haha! bros in love! just a bunch of idiot broski bromance but more! haha
driftrod: the slowest fucking slowburn in the world that only ends in them never getting together because rodimus fucks up and realises he can never make it up to him so as he turns a new leaf he tells ratchet to take care of him and holds no grudge. probably still loves drift. this entire time drift probably never saw it amymore than friendship so it was doomed from the start
#driftrod#YALL PLEASE.#i hateIT HERE#I ASKED FOR SUSSY BROMANCE NOT THOS PLEASE GRANT ME MERCY#―୨୧⋆ ˚ tf#chatting nana#now im not here to spit in anyones tea#theres.peeps out there who make it cute BUT SOME OF YALL. SOME OFE YALL REALLY HATE SEEING ROD BEING HAPPY.
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tomorrow officially starts my 15th year in the “United” States. I’m gonna make a cake. Not to celebrate- I was just gonna make one anyway🥕
#something I often think I back on is when I was getting medical exam for immigration#(had to get chest X-rays and certain immunizations from an embassy-approved doctor)#was an American guy who asked where I was headed#and when I told him he said nyc was going to chew me up and spit me out#as it turns out I’ve been okay#but it’s really surprised me how hard life in the United States is#especially growing up with various media that shows a very different story#even more surprising was how so many Americans seemed unaware of how hard it was (although that’s changed a lot in 15 years)#a good friend (also an immigrant who’s now in NJ) asked me this morning if I would leave the U.S. based on result of this election#I guess anything is possible but I don’t think so#I’m in so many bubbles here: in nyc; in my neighborhood; and even in my immediate local blocks#and despite everything this is still the happiest I’ve ever been in my life#also people paint a very rosy picture of NZ and Australia but it’s kinda going to shit there too#omg long tags
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iwaizumi tells you that if those barbell hip thrusts aren’t making your legs shake the same way he does, then you aren’t doing it right 😔
#he says it to u when u ask him INNOCENTLY how to tell if ure doing it correctly while on the drive back home#and he says it while making a turn by a stoplight so he isnt even looking at u when he says it . so casually . u spit out ur drink#and when he watches u do it in the gym next time u make eye contact and r reminded of it SO MUCH u dont think u can concentrate#iwaizumi x reader#iwaizumi hajime x reader#but ofc u have to . bc he’s staring at u . waiting for u to do it . and iwaizumi everywhere else is ur loving bf#but in the gym he’s Actually your Living Hell 😭#so u do it . and u shake . TERRIBLY . like he has to help get the barbell off u . and by the end of leg day your legs feel like JELLO#u get out of the gym and he actually has to carry u to d car otherwise you’d be limping for the rest of the afternoon#and the MENACE that he is . COMPLETELY INCONSIDERATE (just this once) . makes ur legs shake even more that night 😭#(gets absolutely TURNED ON by u killing it at the gym)#everytime i step into the gym i have iwa thoughts and it kiLLS me#iwa hours open again rn so sorry 😭 gonna head back out now …………#i mEAAAAAANNN WHAAAAAAAATTTT i didnt write this#bye#hajime#rated#shotorus.bubble
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if you firmly established a boundary and you have mentioned that it bothered you when they didnt follow through, then they ignore (or ""forget"") again, are you allowed to be a petty bitch then?
#conspiracy lvl: text#just like dont let me be surprised that someone i dont know is gonna be in the house!! i think thats common courtesy but what do i know#i dont even care that shes HERE I just gotta prepare mentally for it#and at this point i AM prepared im now just upset that he hasn't done HIS part#its the principal now and i dont trust him and i dont wanna be around him and i feel resentment building and im MAD#because i COMMUNICATED#and thats so HARD#ive done MY part why cant he do HIS#ive got confirmation that my ask isnt like. insane even!!!!#bare fuckin minimum#i wanna spit on him#he wants me to meet his gf and i never will out of spite now.#not formally#i didnt introduce myself out of spite#shes gonna think im a bitch but i could be putting him on blast about how he doesnt respect the ppl he lives with so
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Just wanted to message you and say that I'm loving ILITAYH so far! Peri being so cluelessly giddy to hang out with his bro while Timmy is just imagining destroying that twink ass the whole time is both hilarious and slightly tragic. Keep up the great work!
It's been so fun to write Peri going through every emotion at once (grief, longing, anger, regret, desperation, emptiness) while Timmy only has one things on his brain, lmao
Peri is living in a daytime soap opera and Timmy is in a romcom.
Thank you for the compliment!! While we wait for ch.5 to be written (probably gonna be about two weeks, tbh), enjoy this thing that my co-author (Fran) said that made me ugly laugh.
(we also have a proship FOP server going 👀 message me if you wanna join)
#fairly oddparents#ask#timperi#anonymous#fan mail#fic: if love is the answer you're home#peri: ''mom's good dad's good... they miss you. uh so is you spitting in my mouth again off the table now or...?''
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THE ORDER OF PALMS An order of holy folk that serve The Helm, working to create powerful Aasimar Paladins for the purpose of protecting any who hire their help. [BACKSTORY UNDER CUT]
One day, Gjör and her peers were lead by their mentor Opheria, to a mission far from their home. On the peak of that mountain village, they saw upon the horizon, the castle of their home go up in flames. Horrified and scared, the apprentices sought to follow their mentors guidance, and followed her lead into a small barn. It was there, that Opheria proceeded to slaughter each and everyone of the apprentices. It seemed she somehow had a hand in this sudden attack on the Order of Palms. Gjör D'annevual survived a sword through the 'heart', on account of a rare condition, that places her heart on the other side of her chest. When she finally managed to bring herself back home, the Order was insulted by her survival. She had so many better peers, why couldn't any of them have survived? This runt was seriously the only thing that survived Opherias wrath? It was better to just wash their hands clean of this. Thus the Order decided to banish Gjör from their ranks. She now travels the land in search of a purpose.
#luckys original content#dungeons and dragons#MY OCSSSS MY WONDERFUL OCSSS ITS BEEN SO LONGGGG!!this is a fairly old character that i made foreeeever ago#i was trying to go full on into DND LORE ONLY instead of makin up my own stuff. so when i was lookin around i learned abt THE HELM#the god of protection or watever it was. i also like playing paladin bc i love to hit things w my sword. i also like aasimars bc theyrprett#im sure i ahd other Min Maxy reasons for her but i dont have her sheet n ive forgotten everything. never got a chance to play her but yknow#maybe someday. I LIKE HER ALOT TOO. big and strong and well meaning but a lil dumb. justa lil dense n stupid. but she tries!!#I LIKE CHARACTERS THAT HAVE JUST SMALL THINGS DIFERENT ABT THEM. i knew some1 who had that condition. where everythings just flipped#aint that fucked up? that ur organs can just be flipped? and inever see it in fiction. its so neat. imagine finding out like THIS too#she had blacked out from the sword through the heart. the last thing she heard from her mentor was;#'you were a great student. that is why you above all else must die. i hope you understand' spoken through a gentle voice and a gentle smile#the very same that had guided Gjör so far through her journey.A BETRAYAL LIKE NO OTHER! she awoke utop a pile of comrades#each bloodied and dead and cold. she used her own magic to heal herself. to catch herself from the precipice of bleeding out#when she stepped out of the barn she had found that the village was burned to the ground#she was shellshocked!! it took her weeks to limp all the way back down that mountain. all the way back to the place she called home#only to be spit on and kicked back out. being a Paladin of the Palms was her entire life. what was she to do now?#OH SO THE ART. I RLY LIKE HER DESIGN.heavily based off of THE BABY SITTER from HALO LEGENDS. i fuckin love halo so much guys.....#i just love that trope of Big Strong Person in Armor that we all thought wasa fullgrown MAN takes off the helmet to revel shesa PRETTY GIRL#my favorite in the WORLD!! i also like the silly frilly pretty dress sorta motif in gjors armor. it hides all the stuff i dont wanna draw#thats all the ramble i got in me for now. PLEASE ENJOY. and ask me abt my ocs
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definitely one of the reasons i've slowed down a lot of my posting here is ive gotten so... insecure about all my riff ideas </3
#like i get ideas theyre just so wild i dont want to randomly spit them out and then produce nothing for them#if that makes sense#like they all feel too niche for me to fully explore with the amount of time i have on my hands#hopefully now that my exam is over and so is the semester i can make some time for Writing and Development in my schedule#but like arghssg#i feel so bad about this bc i know the only person stopping myself is ME#but ...#at the same time like ...im scared#ANYWAY#TWO WEEKS OFF BABY !!#caitie blabs#was thinking about a royal general!bakugo x maid!reader and scenting his bath with oil#LMFAO DON'T ASK ME WHY#i just like maid readers OKAY??
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I use a catalufa in the damn shower
To each their own! I prefer a salmon.
#this was an ask i got when i made a fact about the catalufa (fish)#and this is a comic i drew like a year back because it was a stupid joke with my friends#i think it had something to do with those fish sauce packets and how that should be applied to other uses too#see here: sauna salmon which will spit water into the sauna stove (the steam will now smell of fish)#asks#anon#anonymous#anonymous asks
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I play animal jam :]
thank u for your input tumblr user majachee. sadly i have never played animal jam and im a disgrace to the furry community
#IM SORRY FURRIES#you would think im the spitting image of a budding furry at the tender age of 12 considering my borderline fascination/crush on werewolves#I DIDNT EVEN PLAY TOONTOWN. i played that obscure kung fu panda mmo that got shut down and club penguin#i remember movie star planet and that really old baby bottle pop mmo that isnt even listed on wikipedia i have to wonder if it was real#but i never actually played it.. i think i played habbo at some point poptropica and made a few attempts to make a moshi monster#actually now that i think about it i would consider myself sort of a furry but im really bad at it#ask#answered#yapping#i didnt even play maplestory or anything it was just club penguin and i fucking ruled at ice fishing
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hi! sorry, i'm new to ghost. who is spitfire? i really like how you draw them
Ur all good & thank you! He is fun to draw so very much makes me happy others enjoy it,
Spitfire (Spit, Spitter, etc.) is actually S*do/D*wdrop, but I don’t like to use either name for personal reasons . I very much love all Ghouls equally but would be lying if I said he wasn’t basically my favorite, so I took the time to work off my personal idea of his character & picked the name :]
Bonus Spit for ur troubles:
#ghul.txt#asks#alt text#spit ghoul#ghost ghouls#nameless ghouls#for now I do not think I will be one of those ‘don’t use this name’ people tho it is very special and personal to me#he is period#but I don’t think that’s something I’ll have to worry about anyways
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How's Croc doing?
she's relaxing on vacation right now while I put Thavu (And Umami) in the blender instead, but she's never truly safe from the whims of the blorbo pain machine Keeping her safe in my pocket for the day I feel like doing a deep dive into a bounty/monster hunter type spin again tho...I didn't quite splash in there enough last time
#I love that y'all still ask about croc and jorah in particular#my grumpy girl stans#not art#answers to questions#i go through cycles of charcter interest but dont worry#they all live in my brain forever all the time#even now im digging up dusty old ocs from when i was 15 to spit shine and put back in the display case
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it’s Kiyazan anniversary!! Well, it is an hour before midnight so technically it’s tomorrow BUT that matters not the entire world must know now, immediately, ab the reason @cashweasel and I have moved to the goofy pool
#im gonna be abnormal ab them for the absolute rest of the day#as a heads up#kiyazan#oc: Kiara#yazan hadidi#certified blorbo in law#my art#triumphantt art#anyway back to screaming into the void I’m actually always thinking ab them it’s just a fact of life#the sky is blue and I’m two seconds away from talking ab them#at all times#I should go find that ask game and reblog it again#maybe I’ll answer some#or maybe I’ll answer some without being prompted#it’s their anniversary after all and I didn’t even get to do a completely new art bc school ate me alive and spit me out#it’s fine tho this one is like the pair to the other one#reverse cheek kiss#now they both have one#k BYE#see y’all later when I reblog all their art for the millionth time
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