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destroy me; b.eilish
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'destroy me' were your exact words when you saw her in those stupid fucking slacks and that dumb white button up. how was it possible for her to be so much hotter than she already was and why had she chosen this exact outfit to keep? out of all the pieces she could've chosen, she drove straight home in that outfit. dark hair cascading down her shoulders. stupid little grin. stupid little tie. you were rabid.
she stood in front of you. you reached your hands into the pockets of her slacks pulling her closer. she had a wicked smile on her face because she knew exactly what she was doing. she knew the affect this would have on you. she was playing her cards so perfectly. she was getting exactly what she wanted. her lips were so inviting as she cupped your jaw forcefully. tongue peeking out of her mouth as it connected with yours in a kiss so deep you were drowning in her waters. tongues pressing on each other as one hand tugged on her tie and the other pulled on her hair.
your bodies stumbled along the halls and hard wood floor as pieces of your clothes collided on the ground. when your back hit the door of the room, she reached around fumbling with the doorknob until the door opened and your bodies faltered in. you pulled her by the tie. biting your lip as you sat on the bed. she looked down at you. you looked up at her with big pleading eyes. silently asking to be destroyed. to be torn into pieces. to be pulled apart.
she loosened the tie. you throbbing. desperate for her touch. when she pulled off the tie you were quite literally moaning and squirming on the bed holding on to the edge pulling yourself closer as she draped it around your neck. your eyelids fluttered. her fingers wrapped around your neck. she leaned down and touched your lips again before pushing you back. you squirmed as she got on her knees pulling you by the back of your legs as you gasped. she draped your legs on her shoulders like a beautiful necklace and adorned your pussy with her wet tongue, rotating on your throbbing clit.
she hadn't forgotten the words you'd muttered when she first got home.. 'destroy me'.
she was going to break you. to wreck you. to test your limits and discover how much you could take. she'd bet all five as you nodded eagerly watching her between your legs. 'spit' she'd demanded as you strung your saliva on her fingers. she wasn't going to be gentle. she didn't care if you cried out. if you pulled her hair. if you tried closing your legs.
she started with two. quickly working her way up to three and four until you were a whimpering mess clenching around her digits as she moved her arm at an unintelligible speed. 'til my arm hurts' she'd teased and she was sticking to her word. 'til you swallowed all five fingers. 'til she couldn't move her arm. 'til you begged her to let you cum on those pretty pretty fingers of hers.
she was going to destroy you and you were going to love every last second of it.
diaween 2024 ❤️
#billie eilish#billie eilish x reader#billie eilish x y/n#billie eilish x you#billie eilish x fem!reader#billie eilish fic#billie eilish fanfiction#billie eilish imagine#billie eilish oneshot#billie eilish smut#diaween 2024#based on#true events :)#if you read the tags you're a real one#LMAO!!!#💖
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one of the funniest facts about Daybreak Town to me is that its most famous landmark is a big ass clocktower. But you can’t tell the time by looking at it
#khux#the khx novel literally says it doesn’t tell normal time and it’s hard to read because of the gears/faces overlapping#and then the bells don’t ring at normal times either#lmao!!!#better give your key kids watches or else they’ll miss their raid hours#my posts#chi infodumps#daybreak town culture
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RAAAAAAN YOU BROKE MY NOTIFS
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the world if people stopped trying to use me as their therapist
#not in the fucking tiktok ‘trauma dump’ way but like . i cannot be the person u decide is responsible#for not only listening to ur every problem (almost all of which have nothing to do with me & could be solved by. yknow. talking to#the person u actually have a problem with) but also for being the person u expect to somehow fix them?#lmao!!!
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now for me to go write my Cody Rhodes story that will never see the light of day 😭
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girl not people arguing over Amen on the reddit 😭😭😭
#ppl are mad bc folks don’t like him 😭😭😭#‘they’re spreading hate :(‘#HE’S NOT REAL#it’s one thing if ppl are shaming others for still romancing him#that’d be qualified as hate#bc you’re actually judging real ppl based on nothing#but actually calling a psychopathic fictional character a psychopath ain’t hate it’s just observation#lmao!!!#and i’m saying this as an asra fan who had to suffer through years of asra hate#the shit used to bother me too but i just went ahead and scrolled past them forums bc ain’t shit i can do about other ppls opinions#except cry about it#and cry about it i did. on my own page.#yall can check my car fax#so why can’t they do that#at least ppl hate amen for shit he actually did
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💥 What is one canon thing that you wish you could change?
For which fandom?? XD
But you know what? Here's a good-for-all answer: I'D MAKE IT GAYER!
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mario wonder stuff #1: saving every goomba in gnawsher lair
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finally a clap back 😭😭😭
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The fact i'm not the only one who finds harper to be a little weird 👀
Praying for your safety boo
harper is my little weirdo 💖 leave her alone!!
she totally didn’t make me type this i promise .. 🙂
#LMAO!!!#thoughts and prayers pls#anon#💖#wait i hope this was a joke#no harper hate is tolerated on this blog#🙂
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dysphoric bc my body isn’t masculine enough. confused when ppl i don’t trust gender me male. lmao
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@phenomenalgirl9 remember me being dramatic over my clogged ear and asking you if you would love me even if I was deaf?
sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine
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since facebook nixed fact checking some really cool things are being shared and I am totally here for it
#facebook#elon musk#elongated muskrat#fuck elon musk#fuck elongated muskrat#lmao#lol#true real verified news#meme#memes#lmfao#funny#relatable meme#relatable memes#relatable#dank memes#memedaddy#funny meme#tumblr memes
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