#(JordanxClari) The Light Behind Your Eyes

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Clarissa Tellemanca & Jordan Reynolds

A study in soulmates, stubborn idiots, superpowers, and being damn good at their jobs.

Found at @tmrrwppl & @bloodbulletsandbytes

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I said #eyes emoji on the last gif set of Shane...

Because seeing the below gif reminded me that the one post series verse @bloodbulletsandbytes and I haven't ACTUALLY fully explored... Which is the actual post-series canon leading up to Clari going on the hunt for Jed and John...

Which is started when John kills Cas.

Jordan gets the call from a contact and goes to survey the crime scene and bring Cas' body home so he can break the news to her gently... But Clari finds out through TIM scanning police radios and arrives right after he does and sees her brother's dead body and what her other brother had done to him-- by orders of her father. Jordan senses the breakdown coming... and thinks very, very quickly and grabs his wife and takes her out of the area to an uninhabited area of land (a national forest) in multiple jumps (which is no small feat, but he has no choice but to limit the potential damage this way).

Because he is fully aware she is a time bomb and they barely land before the blast occurs and she bursts trees into literal atoms. Full Omega-Phoenix level rage.

And Jordan just... holds her. And lets her explode. Her powers can't hurt him, they pass through him like a wind. (As a side, Jordan knows when to calm her and when to let her do what she needs. This is a rare time he let's her explode. This is also why they are perfect soulmates but I digress.)

(the amount of digging I had to do to find that damn AOS gif of Daisy exploding the trees lmao)

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Jordan's out here liking posts where I briefly mention Adelle so lemme go off about Adelle and the verses Clari gets to interact with her.

In a couple verses, Clari just shows up completely broken in one way or another. In some she's pretty functional as an adult but still trying to keep herself together 24/7.

Regardless of verse tho: Adelle doesn't give her pity, but Adelle treats her like her own daughter (she brought Clari into this world all by herself and the vibes say she will absolutely threaten her bio mom about it if she ever gets the chance, either with violence or ripping her into shreds financially and burying her in court costs and CRIMINAL CHARGES).

And while Clari doesn't think she's worth much, Adelle repeatedly reminds her that she is. And she will not let Clari talk down about herself like, ever. She absolutely engages Clari's interest in sciences, and is basically like "Well you may have only taken Earth Space Science in high school but today we're talking about gene splicing, also watch me run experiments and ask me questions. But also please don't touch the acid, I don't want to find out if you can juggle it, dear." And Adelle just gives Clari grace and patience to learn.

And TO BE HONEST, Clari is scared SHITLESS of meeting Jordan's parents in the main verse canon, which is hilarious cause she literally meets Adelle and like 4 minutes later Adelle is stitching up her bullet wounds from the Party in Ep 4. This is also the same night Clari admits she definitely likes Jordan and kisses him so it's moving FAST but it's honestly wholesome (I love Jordan and Clari as a pairing and I will die on this hill defending these two).

In the verses where Clari basically moves in with Jordan/Jordan's fam (in lieu of finding Cas/Joining the Lair Dwellers/Post Canon, she is literally doing the MOST to be a good house guest because she doesn't EVER want to disappoint Adelle or Mal (Jordan's dad), or have them think she is mooching off them or whatever she gets in her brain.

AS ANOTHER SIDEBAR:

Jordan's sister and Clari get along like a damn forest fire and honestly she even gets along with David who has foot in mouth syndrome a lot (it's Clari, she's just so easy to like most of the time, poor guy never stood a chance)

And-- AND-- After getting comfortable around Mal, he is absolutely her new dad and Jed can kick rocks cause Mal is the only adult male figure in her life that genuinely cares about her wellbeing (other than Roger, briefly, later on).

Edit from @bloodbulletsandbytes

"Only thing you got wrong is what Adelle would call her; darling, not dear :) And David also definitely still puts his foot thoroughly in his mouth most of the time, at least for a while XD"

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At a certain speed on the interstate Everything looks the same The blurry green helps me meditate When everything's always changing I took a ride down the boulevard To see where we use to hang It's worn down like the rest of us But that's a quick coat of paint I'm doin' buck 20 on I-75, 75, 75 Just to see if I'm dead or alive Dead or alive, dead or alive Cause I know I got you And you know you got me We got everything we need We got everything we need

I know I got you (I know I got you) And you know you got me We got everything we need We got everything we need When my mind's racing Yeah I just need some four-wheel isolation 'Cause Lord knows I can't afford that vacation And you can't see the skyline from the basement Yeah, you always remind me Yeah, you always remind me Ah, ah, ah, ah Ah, ah

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Clari to somebody: Fight me. Jordan, hidden out of Clari's sight, but not the other guy, quietly, showing his gun: Do not touch my sweet cinnamon bun if you want to see the light of day again.

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That one AU where Jordan gets to Clari before anybody else, then teaches her how to be a scary spy girl and she learned what a honeypot is and hustles the cash with TK while he casually robs all the bad guys without them getting caught.

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Silly spooky feels for @bloodbulletsandbytes

Clari spends all the time they have doing his halloween makeup (THE DETAILS ARE IMPORTANT, JORDAN!), then slap dashes herself as a turning zombie... Russell asks if she's not wearing makeup and Russell's costume becomes 'Clown In A Wall'

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Jordan: *trying to say he’s disposable and replaceable and only built to destroy and murder; full self deprecation*

Clari: *verbally beating his ass for ten minutes* AND ANOTHER THING

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@bloodbulletsandbytes cOME GET YOUR WIVES.

Ale and Clari are FERAL.

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[At Jordan and Clari’s ‘wedding’.]

Officiant: any reason these two should not be wed? (Other than the fact they’ve been married for years already and this is just a pointless joke)

Clari: *flashes brass knuckles*

John: *flips his jacket to show his gun*

Morgan: *pulls out a knife from her bouquet*

Em: *flashes her thigh holster under her dress*

Jordan: *immediately glances at Russell waiting for a dumb joke, holding his karambit*

Stephen: *way ahead of him, covering Russell’s mouth and giving a thumbs up*

Russell: *minor muffled flailing in annoyance*

Clari: told you I’m good at planning.

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I did it all just for her And love's heart is death For me and my poison girl A prey she was for the cruelty of love While its serpent inside crawled straight towards her heart The coldest kiss love ceased to exist I did it all just for her And love wants us dead Just me and my poison girl

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Me back on my Mikita bullshit and thinking this vid works so well with the Post Son Of Man verse @bloodbulletsandbytes and I have with Jordan, Clari, and John (it's one where they plan a murder party on Jed after John and Jordan get their memories back :) :) :) )

... if Luke ever does some bullshit I will replace him with Devon in like, 3 seconds, I swear to GOD

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#Clari: being a brat #Jordan: does that eyebrow arch #Clari: instant innocent baby 🥺

uh huh, like Clari isn't power-subbing that relationship.

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*glances at @bloodbulletsandbytes*

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y'all have actually looked at her husband, right?

okay but yes, Clari and Jordan have a very cute dynamic and a lot MOST OF IT is Clari absolutely being a fucking menace and Jordan sighing and going along with it cause she's really cute and he loves her :3

She's not... power subbing (that's a silly term in the whole idea of TPE etc) but she's definitely driving a lot.

Anyways while I'm here---

Their ship song also breaks me in pieces cause it's just so pretty

but also their other ship song hURTS ME.

it's mostly cute and fluffy and funny

until it's soul crushing angst.

Also Kas I know this is you. Stop getting Clari in trouble.

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The Dirty South Trailer just got dropped and Clari cannot breathe.

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ESPECIALLY WHEN I WAS THINKING ABOUT USING WILLA FOR MORE RESOURCES A WHILE AGO?

F U C K

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Ship specific cause I'm spamming @bloodbulletsandbytes with them XD

Some are not safe for work so under the cut--

Jordan: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart. Clari: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

Clari: What are you in the mood for? Jordan: World domination. Clari: That's a bit ambitious. Jordan: You are my world. Clari: Aww... Jordan: Clari: Jordan: Clari: OH.

Clari: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. Jordan: This is a lie. Jordan: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie. Jordan: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

Jordan: You look good in that hoodie. Clari: You know where else I'd look good? Jordan, zero hesitation: My bed. Clari, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

Clari: Relationships should be 50/50. Jordan cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

Jordan: BE A BETTER PERSON! Clari: WHY?! Jordan: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!

Clari: Hey, wanna take a shower with me? Jordan: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

Clari: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt. Jordan: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

Jordan: Are you ready to commit? Clari: Like, a crime or a relationship?

Jordan: Pros and cons of dating me. Jordan: Pros. You'll be the cute one. Jordan: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

Jordan: That was so hot, Clari. Clari: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. Jordan: I'm so in love with you.

Clari: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Jordan: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Clari: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Jordan: Is it working?

Clari: I love you. Jordan, not paying attention: What was that? Clari: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

Clari: Jordan and I are no longer dating. Jordan: Clari, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

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Nothing important, this post is for @bloodbulletsandbytes and he knows why.