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tmrrwppl · 3 months
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[At Jordan and Clari’s ‘wedding’.]
Officiant: any reason these two should not be wed? (Other than the fact they’ve been married for years already and this is just a pointless joke)
Clari: *flashes brass knuckles*
John: *flips his jacket to show his gun*
Morgan: *pulls out a knife from her bouquet*
Em: *flashes her thigh holster under her dress*
Jordan: *immediately glances at Russell waiting for a dumb joke, holding his karambit*
Stephen: *way ahead of him, covering Russell’s mouth and giving a thumbs up*
Russell: *minor muffled flailing in annoyance*
Clari: told you I’m good at planning.
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