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[koushirouizumi]

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[isuckatwritingsobenice]

deuce gorgon kinks? what is he into? things maybe the reader does he absolutely loves? like a NSFW alphabet

A/N: I decided to do some of the NSFW alphabet, which ever ones aren't there you can request!

Warnings: NSFW under the cut!

Navigation!! // Masterlist !!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He’s really caring after sex, he feels like it’s important and it adds to the connection and feel of the experience.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite body part of his would be his arms, he likes them a lot. He’s a pretty strong guy, and I feel like he’d workout sometimes. Nothing too crazy but enough to get muscle.

His favorite body part of you would be either your hands or your neck. He just really likes holding your hands, feeling you there. He also thinks you just have a nice neck. It’s his favorite place to leave kisses.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He is messy, very very messy with his cum. He usually knows when he’s close, but he just cums a lot.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

One of his favorite then ons is feeling you cum around him. 10/10 his favorite experience.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying

Really likes cowgirl, but missionary is a close favorite of his too. Anything that let's him see you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Really likes you in swim suits, like bikini's. Or anything really short, mini skirts and crop tops are well loved by him. However, he also likes if they're too big on you, specifically his clothes. He likes getting them back with the smell of you on them. He's definitely a panty steeler

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Again, really loves short clothes if they're your own, larger clothes if they're his. His neck is also really sensitive so light touches there make his brain go blank for a bit.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn’t own any, though he is against it either.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

It depends on his mood honestly. Sometimes he’s a big tease, usually after an argument. But other times he just really likes to please you, so he doesn’t tease that much.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Easiest way to turn him on is wearing something of his. It gets him zoned out so quick before he’s on you in an instant. He thinks you look so pretty, wearing his things.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He’s a pretty good length, I feel like he’d be good length & girth. Six-seven inches give or take, and girthy enough to where you’re fingers just barely touch.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Honestly, his sex drive was never through the roof, until he started dating you. Its not insanely high, but high enough for sex to happen often.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Depends how much work he put in usually though he waits until you fall asleep, just incase you needed anything. He hates not being there for you.

[s0urw00lf]

can you make fluff alphabet for klaus mikaelson

Fluff alphabet - Klause mikaelson

A = Affection (how affectionate is he?) klaus is a big ball of affection when it comes to you. It’s actually quite funny to see the big bad klaus mikaelson all fluffy

B = body (what’s his favorite body part of yours) i think Klaus loves your stomach, because its a way he could always be touching you. Like he’ll have his hand on your stomach in public to make sure you don’t get separated

C = cuddle (how do they like to cuddle) clause loves holding you. So any way he could hold you would be his favorite.

D = dance (how do they dance with you) Klaus having lived through so many generations of dance would teach you any one you wanted to know, and he’s so elegant with it.

E = emotions (how do they process their emotions around you) Klaus prefers to be around you all times of the day, you keep his emotions at bay, but when he really needs it you just sit and listen to him rant as he paints or while you run your fingers through his hair

F = family (how is he around your family) he hates your family and they hate him all except your little brother/sister. So most of the time he’d just spend time with them and make sure so slightly spoil them, much to your dismay

G = gratitude (how great full are they for you) Klaus is so grateful for you, he loves how gentle you are with him, even knowing the beast he can be at times.

H = honesty (do they have secrets) funnily enough Klaus has no secrets from you, you’d known a lot about him before you’d even met him. They were mostly bad things, so he’d decided there was no point in hiding anything.

I = inspiration (do you change them in any way) you inspire Klaus to be a better person, not for himself but you. He’d hate himself if an enemy of his decided to go after you to get to him

J = jealousy (do they get jealous easily) yes. Klaus is the king of jealousy, he knows you love him but it doesn’t stop the nagging thought that maybe one day you’d have had too much of him and leave him stranded

K = kiss (where is their favorite place to kiss you) he loves to kiss your shoulders, seeing as your always standing in front of him like his queen and that’s the easiest accessible way to kiss you.

L = love confession (how did they confess their love for you) you had to force the confession out of him. You’d grown tired of his mind games, and told him that if he didnt fess up you’d leave him forever. That forced it right out of him.

M = marriage (does they want to get married) i don’t know, i think he would just so you’d have his last name, but other than that I don’t think he’d really care

N = nicknames (what do they call you) love, darling, Gorgeous, beautiful…

O = open (are they open about things) Klaus is very open with you about even his younger days, his family, and his father

P = patience (are they patient with you) Klaus is extremely patient with you, unless your trying to tick him off, then he plays right into your game

Q = quirks (random ability they have that beneficial to the relaxation ship) Klaus has so many abilities its unfair. The enhanced hearing/strength/speed/compelling plus his painting ability

R = romance (how romantic are they) again having lived through multiple generations, Klaus has seen his fair share of romance. So yes he is very romantic

S = security (do the provide safety for you) come on now. This is the original hybrid were talking about. Your more safe than the king of England

T = tender (how soft are they with you) Klaus is incredibly soft and cuddly. He loves you too much to even think about using the strength of a normal human let alone his vampire strength

U = upkeep (how clean are they) klaus is very clean, and extremely well kept. I mean his clothing choices should say it all

V = vulnerability (can they allow themselves to be vulnerable with you) he loves that he can be vulnerable with you, and not have to hide his feelings

W = wholesome (do they do little sweet things) Klaus would do anything for you if you’d ask. But he makes sure to keep up with the little things. Like bringing you flowers, or opening your doors, guiding you up/down stairs.

Y = yearning (how do they act when they yearn to be in your presence) he acts like a complete baby, you can’t count the amount of times Rebekah has called annoyed over Klaus’s whining

Z = zen (what makes them feel calm) klaus likes going to a nearby waterfall with you, listening to you talk and the water falling in the background gives him an unexplainable ammount of piece

[papaziggy-devblog]

I'll take one for the team

Malik not safe for work alphabet

Of course .w.

Its under the cut

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) Man is kissing and cuddling all over you, insists you sleep with your head on his chest

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) Loves Loves LOVES your tummy, no matter what size, will want to use it as a pillow

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) First 3 rows are a splash zone :) High volume, but bit longer of a refractory period

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) Calling him 'daddy' gets him BAD but he'll never admit it, he'll take that secret to the grave

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) Not super experienced, but knows what he's doing

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) Full Nelson :)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) Man can get very goofy if the mood calls for it

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) He's trimmed .3.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) Again, depends on the mood... But he loves when things get romantic and passionate... will whisper sweet nothings and words of affirmation to you the whole time

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) Tries not to too much when he's in a relationship, when not in one it's at least twice a day

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Light Bondage, Breeding, Domming, Overstimulation, Begging, Cuddlefucking

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) Loves doing it in private places but when others are nearby... Having to cover your mouth to keep your volume down gets him off big time

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) Physical touch and sexting/being send naughty photos... Get him riled up when you're not actually there with him and he's immediately pouncing you the second he sees you

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) The usuals

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Loves receiving and is good at giving, plus his tongue is pierced sooooooo....

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) Loves both! Something about absolutely pounding you into the bed fires him up like crazy tho

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) Not a huge fan, but not against em

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) He's up for experimenting and like medium risk

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) High stamina but needs decent sized rests between orgasms, can go maybe 3-4 rounds

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) He's have a few but if you ever find them he's going to be super embarrassed and claim he got them as a joke

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) LOVES when he gets to make you beg, will tease you relentlessly

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) Makes grunts and groans, very vocal

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) 90% dom... Very hard to get him to sub and even then it'll only be to make you happy

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) 8.5 inches

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) Decently high, very easy to make horny

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) Once you're both finished he's out light a light... probably while holding you

[autisticclownfromhell]

A New Look?

Alternative title: What I would give genshin guys to wear

Basically Reverse isekai but now you gotta make normal outfits for the characters so they don't stick out like a sore thumb. It can also be read as modern AU outfits if you prefer

Characters in order:

Heizou, Xiao, Albedo, Zhongli, Wanderer, Kaeya, Venti, Ayato, Diluc, Kazuha

Honestly heizou would be an easy pick. Old fashioned British detective style. Sherlock Holmes, trench coats, shades of brown, all that jazz. Also, give him access to true crime podcasts, he'll never be bored again. 

I'd give xiao the ol' hot topic skater fit. Black, band tees, lots of rings and jewelry, fake pieces, ripped jeans, yeaa. It matches his personality too. Not with fashion but if you do get band t shirts tell him alot about said band just incase one of those "name five members or your not a true fan" people talk to him. 

Albedo gets the light academia scholar outfits. Kinda chill, collared shirts, lighter colors, shades of brown and blue. Some gold every once in a while. Loose fitting stuff. Flowy sleeves. Lots of rings. Maybe one or two gold necklaces that he wears every once in a while. The type of outfits you see those aesthetic college student wearing. Maybe a bit of cottagecore. Lots of white shirts. 

Zhongli would look like that one professor that everybody has a crush on tbh. Not as formal as what he wears in game but still, collared shirts, suits once in a while, always wears a tie, owns one dark brown trench coat that he wears everywhere at all costs. Lots of darker browns with gold accents here and there. Not a necklace kinda guy but wears a good amount of rings. Totally has reading glasses. Has alot of custom hair pins for some reason? Idk I just feel like he does. Has 100 pairs of dress shoes, and like one pair of black boots. Nothing else. Also If you give him his own closet it's so organized. Spotless, everything fits in the closet right, its honestly impressive. 

Wanderer would be alot like Xiao. Hot topic's no. 1 customer. He'd have more of a blue and purple color scheme than black though. Actually listens to all the bands he has shirts of. Big punk fan. Wears this one black beanie with a skull on it basically every day. His shoe game is good, like really good. Had alot of platform shoes so he can look taller. Lots of cropped shirts that looked ripped. No long sleeves, short sleeves and sleeveless tees. An absolute MASTER at makeup, specifically eyeliner. Lotsssss of turtlenecks. 

Ooohoho now Kaeya would be f u n to style. Has a more simple style. Those pinterest dudes?? Yeah, think of that. Plain colored shirts, turtlenecks alot, almost never sleeveless. Lots of long sleeves stuff.

Give him one of those black corsets that I always see, since he wears one on his original outfit. Wears necklaces, but doesnt layer them or anything. One simple necklace at a time. A TON of silver rings. Hes got those pinterest guy hands. Wears sheer black gloves. Has this one cropped blue jacket but it's more of a sweater and he always wears it when layering clothing. 

Hanging earrings are necessary for him. Has a belt with a snowflake design on it that he uses alot. Almost never wears sweaters. Wears blue, grey, and black almost religiously. 

Ahhh venti :) Think similar to albedos but more Victorian than college student vibes. Again, long sleeves, flowy, lotssss of ruffles, has a generous amount of green accents. Has this one emerald necklace that resembles a vision somewhat and he adores it. Never takes it off. Not a giant ring person, but has around a thousand hats. Paper boy hats in green, might own a bucket hat or two? Hes got the whole hat-universe. Always wear white socks that go just below his knees with EVERYTHING. Has multiple pairs and some are a bit more sheer than the others. Has a pair or two of white fingerless gloves to wear with long sleeves, and full, white and sheer gloves he wears when he isnt wearing long sleeves. White button ups are his life. Usually doesnt tuck said button ups in.   (Totally not a walking mitski reference) 

Ayato isnt THAT complex. And he's got similar style to Zhongli, but complety different color schemes. Wears suits often, and they follow a pattern. White shirt, black tie, light blue suit jacket. The icon of white pants, he basically never wears anything else. For smaller accessories they're usually dark blue or black in color. Not a ring person either, but wears one or two black rings occasionally. Has earrings but not dangly ones. Just black studs. Has alot of dark blue hair pins to keep his hair back. Theres no way his hair naturally just stays that way ok?? Every single boba place within 40 miles knows his name and face by memory. Wears the same looking black shoes all the time. 

Diluc is probably another trench coat kinda guy. Less suits, more trench coats for him. In the fancy looking suit and tie gang with Ayato and Zhongli. Usually wears black button ups instead of white ones, with a crimson red tie and a brown trench coat, or a white tie and a darker red coat. Totally not an accessories guy. No necklaces, earrings, and maybe just one single gold rings he wears once every century. Another black shoes only person. I feel like the coats he wear have some fur on them in places. Just a thought. Always carries around like 3 extra hair ties in his pocket just in case he need one. 

Kazuha is a comfy clothing icon. Not one for a thousand things on his outfits for aesthetic purposes, just wears what he likes and adds accessories if he feels like it.  And absolute king of the fall outfit aesthetic. Outfits usually consists of slightly baggy autumn colored shirts, always short sleeves. Sweatpants or just light colored/bleached cuffed jeans. (Yes I said CUFFED) And occasionally has a darker colored orange and red knit sweater over him. Probably has one or two necklaces on at a time. Always wears this one necklace with a gold chain and a maple leaf charm on it. A gold colored accessories person. Most of the rings he has are gold. Has his ears pierced and usually wears black or gold studs. Sonetimes he wears dangly earrings but nothing to crazy. Ties his hair back a lot less. 

(I wrote this on the train lmao)

[dozyrogue]

I enjoy morally sound characters

Like the characters that no matter what they been through what they believe in is what they believe in

Its one of the main reasons I found purgatory so cool because it kinda showed that when push comes to shove people can and will changed,, I mean look at bolas.... That's it LMAO

no but seriously cellbit was someone most of the island would turn to with their mysterys and federation problem or just anything unusual because of the head he had on his shoulders

Everything about Phil lol

But these people who were highly respected on the island ended up on purgatory and the eye told them this is a test and that they will lose themselves, and they did all of that. bolas fucking lost their shit. I've mentioned this before (I think) that the only time we really got to see remnants of other island Phil is the battel with him and tubbo.

Anyways what I want to talk about is tubbo (not a big surprise for me lmao)

in purgatory 1 tubbo was a good leader made good strategies but was very naive and some would say foolish for making deals that hurt his team or even put his team in danger. I'm pointing at the blue/green tie thing like his team could have literally been bye byed then what???

But now in purgatory 2 hes leader again, and purg 1 mans was changed don't get me wrong b u t in purg 2 hes still himself maybe a little tougher (mans went c r a z y with the chainsaws it was great) and still wants to play mostly fair. he gave an opponent his shield during a fight to even out their fight for no reason but hes playing dirty as well, he found cellbits and bagheras waystone tped into raccoons base took their water bottles and kept it pushing.

Today in the capture the flag game apparently before hand aimsey made a deal with cyan that they would cross team. basically they wouldnt get kills from the other team and avoid killing eachother but they could still get the others flags.

When tubbo finally showed up aimsey tried to explain this and that "shubble promised" and was desperately trying to convince tubbo that they would keep their end of the deal.

But tubbo have been through this before, he knows deals and betrayals like the back of his hand, he kept repeating and repeating that it won't work out kinda falling on deaf ears and the moment cyan tried to kill orange he immediately retaliated.

He was right he was the prophet I guess, but he did respect his team and waited until they turned on him and went for them immediately. Its just very cool to see him be the one to give the warnings and aimsey acting like him in purgatory 1

He respected their efforts let play through even tho he knows the game to show them first hand that this is purgatory maybe??

I just think its cool that even after everything hes been through, hes been through so much, purgatory tried to break him, change him, make him a sinner. Even then he would keep his morals even if it is shifted some.

Hes himself to a fault and he will trust his team no matter what.

[bigwishes]

I’m sure that after a long day at university you would be happy to find a parcel waiting for you. No clue who signed for it, but someone has gifted you a smart watch! I think you’re going to get a lot of use out of its tracking and recording of your every activity — perhaps you won’t even be able to stop yourself.

Eeerrr? I wasn't this big when I walked in the gym was I? no, I was much smaller, tiny compared to now. How long ago was it again?? 2-3 hours?? no days?? I can't remember, damn I blew up so fast. fuck man when did I start to smell this bad? I'm sure I showered after...after uni? yeah thats right a few days ago. Why is all the equipment drenched in sweat, does no one wipe down machines anymore? where is everyone, oh yeah my disgusting stench. Alright, one more workout, or maybe two more workouts...maybe I should keep going, just until I'm a huge muscle freak, dunno how long this instant muscle recovery will last better make the most of it, yeah I'll stop when I'm the biggest muscle freak, then I'll go home and shower...although, maybe I should see how big I could get, keep going, until I'm bigger than the equipment itself...or end up muscle bound, u-unable...t-to..do..anything..b-but...flex....Eeerrr? I wasn't this big when I walked in the gym was I? no, I was much smaller, tiny compared to now. How long ago was it again?? 3-4 hours?? no days?? I can't remember, damn I blew up so fast. fuck man when did I start to smell this bad?

[augustrambles]

DAY 1 KENNY MCCORMICK, general hc alphabet.

A. Admitting feelings.

he'd admit his feelings willingly, he defintely confessed first. he would make it a very special event however, he'd bring flowers and he'd bake a sweet you like just for you, show up at your house as he tells what you mean to him.

B. Bad Habit.

having a lot of physical attraction towards people, he loves you so much, he'd never love someone else like he loves you, but he does compliment others a lot, not just to be nice but because he finds people attractive. he thinks you dont really like that about him

C. Commitment.

he wouldn't expect to get married, have kids and all that, but if it does get to that point he's happily doing what he should to mantain the relationship. he loves you a lot, and he wouldn't leave you for anyone!

D. Damage.

its not actual serious damage, but since he's been with people whos used him just for sex, he'd find it weird if you arent over him 24/7 asking to be laid, he doesnt really mind though

E. Energy

he isnt energetic, but isnt inactive either, he does go to parties frequently however, but he always invites you! if you dont want to go, its a big chance he wont either. theres always a special occasion however where he does go with you, he texts you every hour though

F. First date

for a first date, he'd want it to be very romantic and all, maybe a movie date or dinner at a fancy restaurant (which you'd pay for) or just sitting at a grass filled garden, picking flowers and cuddling with him, whatever you'd like the most

G. Get away

he LOVES vacations, will go anywhere, out of the country or just a hotel near the state. if its with you, he'd even go to the moon so

H. Hygiene

he'd like to have better hygiene but due to the cough financial situation, he usually showers or brushes his teeth at your house, your parents are happy with it of course

I. Initiative

hes VERY initiative, always starts things, and barely gives you a chance to recommend going somewhere or do something.

J. Jealous

doesnt get jealous quite often to be honest, if anything you would get jealous of random girls trying to ask him out. but will not hesitate to beat ass for you

K. Kiss

he loves kissing you<3 he gives you kisses all the time especially during cuddle sessions. his kisses are either passionate or quick goodbye kisses.

L. Love

he's quick to say i love you, he'd go up to you when you arrive to the bus stop, even if you have one day of dating, and go 'goodmorning [name]! i love you" same with goodbyes, hes so sweet

M. Maintenance

while he doesnt use skincare products, boy this man LOVES to take care of himself, he loves to be treated like a princess and just lay on your bed with a facemask and cucumbers on his eyes. does not care if anyone makes fun of him

this made me want to play royale high i dont know why

N. NOPE

he doesnt have any turn offs really, just dont be a complete asshole and he'll like you

O. Opinion

doesnt get into much debates, but hes usually calm about it, unless its something about a celebrity or something, diss one of his faves he will go crazy

P. Pranks

he LOVES pranking, doesnt do it as often as he wants to, but theres something he loves about scaring the hell out of people

Q. Quirk

probably being very charming, he loves charming people so much! its like a hobby especially if theyre rich

R. Reliable

you can defs count on kenny! he'd do anything you want, cook? sure, wash the dishes? alright, take out the trash? he's used to it. hes like a little house wife

S. Scent

HE 100% WOULD USE COLOGNE. if its a gift from you, he would literally even use it to go to sleep, he luvs smelling good

T. Temper

not much of a temper actually, he gets mad when people talk shit about him or like when stan was crying because kyle was dying even though kenny dies everyday

U. Underwear

he doesnt wear undies.

V. Victory

lowkey a sore loser, he loves winning and he gets mad if people beat him, moves on quickly though

W. Wild Card

he has a birth mark on the back of his neck, it looks like a healed burn

X. XXX

probably suggests it indirectly on the first few dates, causing a giggle or two, and then when the relationship is establed already then he'll talk about it

Y. Yelling

doesnt yell unless hes mad, but would rather die than yell at you or his sister

Z. Zzz

sleeps a lot esp on school nights, but can and will pull an all nighter playing games with you or just texting eachother

[eldritchmochi]

Word prompt for the letters! SWORD TIME

mina pls that is so many letters lmao

S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon (prompts optional but encouraged)

okay, if it is not obvious, i have thought SO MUCH about disability in exandria, so heres a general worldbuilding headcannon vs character based hc but it's shown that disability isn't overly impactful in exandria. basically everything we've seen ranging from pcs like shakaste to big npcs like dancer and also smaller one off pcs like the moorbounder dealer in the city of beasts, whatever the name is, they're fully functional within society despite major physical disabilities and theres functionally not a whole lot of ableism at a surface level when it comes to worldbuilding (thanks matt).

however..... its not hard (for me) to extrapolate how the dynasty in particular would have a not great view on disability (thank u cherry for putting it into words as i was charlie day-ing over coping skills early on). it's not something that i talk about explicitly in coping skills (and may not since it would be really info dumpy and not vibe with the way i write or characterize the wizards lmao) but it's something ive spent a great deal of time thinking thru for the dang fic and my in-head notes are basically a) in a modern setting like coping skills, the healthcare situation moves at a glacial pace partly because elves live forever so what is a several year wait for a non emergent specialist issue and b) major disabilities, things that impact daily living to a significant degree that cannot be "fixed" with magic, are at best really only tolerated until anamnesis or consecution so the body can be reset into a more perfect form

i could wax poetic about the nitty gritty as it relates to coping skills specifically, but that is like, the base premise of 90% of the fic lmao

W - A trope which you are virtually certain to hate in any fandom.

okay so, heres the thing: with the exception of a few squicks, if something is well written with some fukken *heart* i will eat up just about anything. theres some tropes i don't really get myself and haven't found anything with it that's interested me, like hanahaki, but i have fav fics involving things i notoriously avoid, like kid fic and hs aus. like legitimately, my absolute fav fic is a non explicit hs au, which considering i basically dont read non explicit fics OR hs aus is fucking wild

O - Choose a song at random. Which ship or character does it remind you of?

lets see, i did one here for an ashrym fic, and one here for general shadowgast so lets go with a single character, and a delightfully weird song for her

obviously imogen, again, because its funny. do not ask me why spotify recommended this german edm country album to me a bit ago but i listened to the whole thing and it fucking slapped, and this song immediately went on my hells playlist

R - Which friendship/platonic relationship is your favorite in fandom?

I AM ONLY DOING ONE BECAUSE I DONT TRUST YOU MINA (ilu but also damn many letters lmao)

but callowmoore is just chefs kiss. i don't see anything necessarily romantic between them but i love the idea of the two of them bonding over being absolute gremlins. ashton definitely needs a charismatic wingman and fearne definitely needs someone who has (some level of) smarts re Doing Crimes, so the two of them playing off each other is just delightful and i love how soft they are with each other in cannon and in turn all the fanart (especially the forehead kiss???? im still not normal about that)

D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t.

hmmmmmmmmmmm okay i guess maybe reylo? the rots kiss was absolute garbage rey deserves better BUT i am in theory into her domming the shit out of him but reylo shippers as a whole soured me on the ship and now i just hhhh no thank you, even from authors i trust to write it in a way i'd enjoy :C

T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending? 

T answered here! (basically no lmao)

I - Has Tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why?

homestuck :I like part of it was definitely the Fandom Cycle of falling out if interest with something, especially once there stopped being new cannon i could access but a bigger part of it was seeing all my fav artists and writers in the fandoms, particularly the ones 30+, PARTICULARLY Black artist, being absolutely shat on by kids for the crime of... being adults in fandom spaces basically, or otherwise creating fanworks that featured non-white, non-thin depictions of the characters. i live vicariously thru @/roundandtalented when they spam share hs art because i still love those characters but yeesh ye olde tumblr hs fandom got VERY toxic

M - Name a character that you’d like to have for a friend.

answered once here with ashton and here with astarion so i guess i gotta keep the train going with "a" name characters

hmmmmmmmmmm

okay lets say abby from ncis (i have watched Many crime procedurals lmao). i imagine she and i would be GREAT fashion buddies, especially when i'm bubblegum pop kawaii to her scary goth. we could swap tips on breaking in big stompy boots and all the best places for cute clothes, and i think we're fairly close in size too so could even SWAP gasp The Dream

E - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom? If so, what?

god i do not know if fandom as a whole has picked up on any of the various things i've built in my fics but tbh i think its absolutely hilarious how i inevitably write a porn/camming au for like every fandom i write multiple fics for. it happens, every single time. EVERY TIME. in fact, mine and cherry's sg camming au started with me lampshading this trend i have, laughing about how FINALLY here was a fandom where i couldn't write camming and make it work, except whoops i thought too hard on it and made it work. this occurred over the course of like..... a single evening. i had the basic outline sketched out within twenty minutes of me being like "theres no way i could write camming into critical role, NO WAY" i am not even exaggerating

so i guess maybe my hilarious contribution to critical role is the contemporary magical setting proof-of-concept???? cherry did say there werent really that many at the time i asked because i lov me some modern aus

there are maybe some letters left idk at this point lmao but here is the meme for those of u who made it thru all that

[v0r73x]

Holy fuck lmao this 1 sk¡tzo b¡tch has been hating since day 1 & its pretty fucking funny what happened today & how I might just use it to my advantage if possible.

FULL STOP - here's the full story lmfao

Day 1 - I meet a nice black man, gives me the ropes of the "new" city. Looks like a upstanding guy, and kinda cute. But like everyone else (unless they drink) he's doing down and uppers. Sad but it is what it is. I digress. So me, him and another chick were chilling at the front of the shelter. This crazy broad was screaming at us (jealous bcz she liked that black guy, no I didn't sleep with him. He was cute, and kind sure, but I'd rather have him sober and get to know him some. So no, if u were just nosey, it's not that) she was hollering at us something like (in a offensive tone) I'm not pregnant! Who said I was pregnant?! I took 2 pregnancy tests blah blah blah and I'm not pregnant. And then around that time I noticed she was talking about/to us, bcz he had replied something like "they weren't even talking to you" I thought/said "wait, I just got here I'm not talking about you for sure" she probably mumbled something and stopped. She lost

Another time I was speed walking. Now I can't remember it all bcz thats my alone time not to talk to ppl for more than 80-100 seconds total. I speedwalk past this broad with some dude right, and her sk¡tzo ass starts going off again. Going off about race and how she's born in 2000s and I'm a gross 80s or 90s baby, like that even means anything when you're sk¡tzo but ok b¡tch go off. Trying all that woke bullshit to try to make me mad, she just looked like a total joke. I kept walking.

TODAY I see this b¡tch again. And I'm now thinking she's scared of me? Lmao k, so I'm walking to the library and she sees me immediately going on her tough sk¡tzo rant "err I don't like you — something else trying to be rude yet sounding irrelevant to me - like all of it is but I just don't remember everything when she's irrelevant. She then says something like" you're just crying for attention" by that time I was close to passing her. AS SOON as I seen her, I looked her right in her ugly little fat eyes where SHE IMMEDIATELY FROWNED before looking DOWN IN Shame. Really? 😂

Oh and that cute guy 💁🏻‍♀️ ya he approached me of course, attention seeking who (online but so what? Everyone's anonymous here accept me, not a big deal. I'd share names if I REALLY wanted attention). So I'm hoping maybe one day I can just make her my b!tch 🤔 enough barely dominant energy will make her shut up, but I also think she's curious and will approach me, I won't respond unless she acts right too tho. I don't care to say a word.

Tbh I'm sure she yells at me all the time but I just don't pay attention to some crazy sk¡tzo that's so far away from me, barely in earshot when I'm talking to someone else, & all I hear is bickering blah blah blah. But I do think I've heard her b¡tch and complain often now that I think about it. Could it be about me? Not necessarily always but also who's to say really. She seemed super fucking pressed day 1 yknow, but who knows who else she hates and thinks she's tough with right.

No I don't care that it's rude to use a sk¡tzo broad as My b¡tch. She has the resources to get better, can take her meds, go to the ward whatever. She wants to talk shit and be intimated when I look her in the eyes? She kinda deserves to be My b¡tch one day. Like you were literally just talking sh¡t, I don't do much eye contact myself, but if I'm picking fights you might not wanna look away? Maybe if she's good quiet servant I'd help her get on meds tbh but she'd still be my b!tch 💁🏻‍♀️ and she would act right around me, my bitch or not I really don't fucking care. Now that I know, I will use it to my advantage. I can't wait for our next encounter 💞💕

Day 6 today

[rawrmeansilyindinosawr]

I HAV BRONCHITIS N I QUIT KETAMINE!!!!!!!!!!!

And no dis is NAWT a bacterial Lawn metal reference!!!! A SCRUB IS THE 70’s EQUIVALENT OF A MUNCH N I AM DEF A MUNCH. N in Lieu of trans awareness week i wuld like to state tht I am not only t4t , I yam munch 4 lunch , rawr 4 XD , agnostik bottom leaning switch 4 coexi$t pink strap switch N as julia fox says , the big 3 are kloe kourtney n kim !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it just meh or is bushwick gettin domesticated???? I hav a crush on my new neighbor who looks like lorde farquade. i saw him sitting on the stoop in the morning N my pick up line wuz. Heyz. Do u like K’z ??? He said it’s been a long time ….we all kno whut dat means. i JuST HEArd someone running and rapping to I jus wanna Rawk by lil uzi??? W all the ahh’s aahh’s ahhh’s in it too!.?!!?! omgg.

AS THA YR COMES CLOSER 2 AN END ID LIK TO SAY IF WE FUKED NO WE DIDNT N IF WE DAted n Broke UuP it was UR FAULT NOT MYNE . i has learnt a lotz of lessons like . If u hav a chance to b at wiz khalifas vip table u shuld take it even if he’s misogyner instead of b in a haunted apt in st markz , Dont close ur eyes on K , If there’s a Mice infectstation in ur Apt n they r eating ur ramen, Still , it doesn’t matter , don’t Contavt ur landlord , and fuk bitchez n eat nutella .

Lyfe has been lyfeing as in its cold n seasonal depression is a real ting and I impulsively dyed my hair red again and i guess im gonna start baking now to stay warm cuz the heater in my room makes a lot of noise N it scares meh . Mi therapist is nice n let's meh cry every time im in front of him n he lets me also use the whole box of tissuez. he said i have cPTSD which i think is cool pussy throb sexybitch disorder. I want to throw hand on whoever ate all tha adderall in this country cuz im losin it.

Goin 2 tha winter post apocalyptic rave wuz fun but tha dolly parton themed bar wuz nawt. We walked Dam near 5 miles for dat sheit n then i h@d to stretch out my bionOnz after . NOT K3wL. met mi fwendz k plug who happenz to be a Quiet lesbian psychic.

Noice.

My reading at kgb wuz fun but i almost threw up but every1 liked my last poem i think n i closed tha nite ifTht counts for anything but then a stupid weird boy followed us after the reading into the smoke shop to offer us crack n So i had to cuss a bitch out. We then ran around tha city singing to mindless self indulgence n tha killerzz real loud then I realized.

i dont wanna live forever. i wanna live every day and share it with those i love, making scenes by scream singing at duane reed. getting so high you allend up in the bath. look at each other's silly tattoos and laugh. watch youtube videos then fall asleep. everyone's arms entangled around each other. memorize each other's snoring. steal at whole foodz in the morning. feed the rats pumpkin spice whipped cream cuz they like that. But don't get tha Hollandaise s@ice. It tastez like lemony but tuh.

Shuld i stop romanticizing my youth????? bc Yes,there will never ever be another time i'll feel this free n naive but i will also learn more n more n realize how stupid i hav been by all of these fucking mistakes N mayb it's time for me to grow up

THANK THA LAWRD dat scorpio season is OVA cuz dat mystical ass passive aggressive symbolic angelicdemonic a$$ shiet kan go somewhere else nOw.

Iwant matt healy to spin me around like a globe withhis fingers like a peace sign And more he/they's in bushwick :-[ If matt healy was a he they I wuld def make sure i dOnt Lite his cigarette badkwardszMEH.. TBH i been depressed as hell so i dun got much 2 say this week but mayb nxt week :-]

Til den ,

Ur fav cuck at unter. Rennvbabv6927

[twstwonderlandstuff]

yes, this is my rambling abt my oc, look away, idc if it's cringe

I joke about valie being a silly little goof w/ nothing in his head lots, but I think valie would be a nice background chara who's there

valie uses she/he pronouns

not like therapist yuu, but as someone the cast can lean on (platonically)

valie's friendly nature (think kalim, but 2x as touchy) while it pushes most of the twst cast away at the start, I think cuz' i made sure valie ask for consent w/ the touching they'll be okay w/ it

'friendly nature' here means platonic kissing, so like REALLY touchy lolol

e.g.: she asks explicit permission to deuce if he can kiss deuce's cheek/ hold hands/ hug

like very much 'can i?' when she/he wants to touch someone

but that being said, i can see why this friendly nature blurs the line between romantic and platonic, which is one of the bigger conflicts i put in valie's life (non-existent romantic life)

I know NRC isn't a romance game, but valie being SUCH a sucker for it and desperate for a partner (boy, girl, doesn't matter) that she/he ends up trying to flirt w/ everyone in NRC lol

some of it is blatant teasing, but sometimes she/he actually means but BECAUSE she/he is so touchy its hard to tell and it leads to valie going all sad like 'i am never going to find a partner' and then yeahhh

idk what this delved into BUT! i think it could be a character conflict of valie trying to break away from this 'i need a partner that COMPLETES me'/ i am not who i am without a partner/ over dependence on love concept in twst and instead simply having a crush on someone because she/he finds them fun, not because they could fill this 'void' in valie

i can see the first years knocking some sense into valie after an incident- maybe someone asked valie out (a dare) but she/he took it as a real thing and becomes EXTREMELY heartbroken over it

and while its harsh, its prboably like a wake up call??? smth like that IDK

that being said i kinda want valie to have vivid dreams as a kid- so vivid that she'd go to an artist and ask his papa to commision the aritst to draw the dream

and the dream is silver/ sebek

BUT LIKE SHE/HE DOESN'T KNOW IT TILL NRC RIGHT?!?! so when he/she sees sebek/silver she/he's like WAIT.

but it undermines the message cuz like it'll be 'oh its meant to be... my fated one' AHHH I DON'T KNOW HELPPP

also need help w/ valie's family story urgh

i wanna (a) make it complicated or (b) make it supa chill

(a) is valie and vivi's dad had a fallout so they're not allowed to see each other but THEY DO and advalsdvafknsdvlakn

(b) the other is that they're super chill dudes and they just vibe as a big family living under the same roof

im thinking of b because i could make cousins for valie ( i have determined 7 cousins ) and like idk yeah

3 older brohters (triplets- i made hc's abt them, but ehhh), 3 younger siblings (2 girls, 1 boy)

like clearly its not gnna be perfect and everyone's gonna have a thing w/ eah other but big family dynamics are fun! and exciting!

my hc in my head is that valie's papa's a porn director (lmao idk why it sounds like a cool job) and valie's mama is not present in his/her life

i dunno why yet but like eyy valie's papa is rlly chill w/ the parenting, i think he owuld get along w/ lilia or smth

not a dilf or anything just like. a dad yeah

maybe this is also why valie's so touchy? cuz like??? the envrionemtn IDK like its fun ^^

ANYWAY she'd def. (apart from vivi) tell her dad abt twst

like he wouldn't dead ass beleive him until valie brought grim up as evidence like 'you want proof? TAKE THIS GREMLIN'

and the dad's like "AIGHT KIDDO OUT THAT BACK DOWN ISEE IT"

loosing it LMAO that'd be so funny

and when vivi and valie meet they're crying like

vivi: YOU LEFT ME

valie: I HAD NO FUCKIN CHOICE THE MIRROR

and idk what happens yeah lmaoooo

also vivi being rlly tall??? vivi is an obey me mc so i'd like her to be taller than Beel for funsies LOL

so as a teen, vivi would have to be BIG. and TALL.

its mega fun to think abt bcuz u have this small, feral thing of 145 cm + 70 cm cat and then u have this giant of a woman standing at (currently and forever) 205 cm and it's like HOLY SHIT?? U GUYS R THE SAME AGE????

funniest thing evr I SWEAR

valie literally climbs vivi like a tree and vvi's like 'aight'

speaking of vivi she'd have 1900's style clothes that she wears w/out batting an eye like its normal attire

honestly incredible

i want to make her a business woman, but like running a family's company is kind of an redudant trope so idk what i want to do w/ thatttt

maybe viv is just like. a business woman who just. runs her own mini shop

like octavinelle's monstro lounge but a little bit smaller. like, maybe an offline/online shop relating to designs/fashion? that'd be cute TT

idkkkk

oh yeah also

crow motif for valencia (throwback to me making that 'the gilded monarch' dress for him)

spider motif for vivica cuz i think vivi's someone with lodas of connectio but little to connect TO

valie's one of the people she relies on emotinally, but she leans TOO heavily since she's the 'strong and tall' one

[onetoomanyfandomfixations]

i saw your post on mc that calls them by pet names, what about an mc that calls everyone babe, darling, hon, and stuff like that without thinking. if possible, could you include the dateables and platonic       luke? thanks.

Thank you so much for requesting @witheringvex !! I hope you enjoy, as well as anyone else who reads this :))

Big love 💕

Obey Me Datables w MC Who Uses Pet Names Without Thinking

DIAVOLO

Just accepts it as a general human thing at first

Like Asmo, naturally bounces off you with pet names in return

Is particularly fond of using “my dear”

Unintentionally starts mirroring you and starts to do it out of habit as well

He once said “Lucifer, my dear, come have a look at this.”

This is all Your Fault

Lucifer was quite upset

Makes you explain that, yes, these are names of endearment in the human realm as well

And that they’re generally reserved for loved ones

Congrats, you’ve just made Diavolo’s year 🎉🎉

Wants you to know that you are also very dear to him

BARBATOS

Doesn’t really bother nor phase him

Understands that its just force of habit to you

So, win/lose situation

Win - he doesn’t get jealous (not that he often does)

Lose - assumes that it will Forever mean Nothing

Therefore, generally doesn’t use pet names in return

BUT WHEN HE DOES

OOOH BOY

lookit this suave bitch

Calling u beloved

Is very proud of himself when u inevitably swoon

SIMEON

DOES THE SAME THING

So doesn’t really think twice about it

U N L E S S

It’s one specific to him

“oh i’m pretty boy?”

YES U ARE

His go to’s are “sweetheart” n “darling”

Intensifies around animals and children

Also takes it one step further

Casual physical affection

A L L. T H E. T I M E.

“platonic” cheek kisses, holding hands etc.

Doesn’t mean to fluster anyone

Just wants the people he loves to feel loved

SOLOMON

This dramatic b i t c h

Goes Straight to his ego

U have to give him a personalised pet name

Bc he Will refuse to respond to anything else

And if you get flustered easy???

HOO BOY

Mans is having fun with this one

It’s a competition now, you see

How embarrassed can he make you today??

If your nicknames are Ever insulting

He is SO offended

You insult solomon???

JAIL. JAIL FOR MC FOR ONE T H O U S A N D YEARS

Plays dead

LUKE (platonic)

He’s not a little kid okay >:((

He doesn’t need your silly nicknames

You will call him by his name, and he will call you yours

“look at my baby go!! aw i’m so proud of him”

HES NOT A BABY >:((

But you’re proud of him 🥹?????

Okay, Maybe he can turn a blind eye to it

At least you don’t call him Chihuahua 

But he better not catch ANYONE ELSE referring to him as a baby

Except maybe Simeon

Only if he’s proud of him as well

[r4in-nsfw]

PUNZ NSFW ALPHABET

Not sure for the next one if i should do Sub!Karl or Dom!Karl so lmk

NSFW UNDER CUT

also as of tomorrow I will be taking a month break from tumblr for my mental health, but when i come back i'll be better than ever

A-aftercare

Because he's such a rough person, the aftercare is so soft it gives you a toothache, he's grabbing you ice for the bruises he left, feeding you and giving you water, praising you for how well you did for him. 'did so fucking well love, so good for me' rubbing your sides and playing with your hair as you cuddle.

B-body part

Boobies, he loves big boobies. tit fucking them too, he loves just laying on them, he could suffocate if he really wanted too. loves when your wearing low cut shirts too, stares at them for hours

C-cum

Literally loves breeding you, cumming inside you is number one but he'll also cum on your tits, painting them and seeing his marks on you. the thought could make him cum untouched.

D-dirty talk

My mans alwaysss dirty talking you, mumbling stuff to you to get you riled up. he loves seeing how weak it makes you. 'such a disgusting slut yeah? gonna fucking mark you up doll. make you all mine'

E-experience

im gonna just say when he met u was the biggest manwhore ever, hooked up with everyone, so he has tons of experience. but as soon as you two became official he became so devoted to you it kinda worried you

F-favorite posistion

COWGIRL OML THAT MAN LOVES WHEN U RIDE HIM. Another one is doggy, grabbing your ass and leaving moon shaped marks on your hips when he grabs them <3

G-goofy

nah nah, he's not goofy, hes super serious, especially when he's super needy, just ripping your clothes off without a word. other times he'll crack a joke here and there. but yeah most times hes so focused he completely forgets about everything else

H-hair

Um tbh i don't think he cares enough to shave alot, he trims sometimes. but he doesn't really care. occasionally he'll shave because i can get annoying sometimes

I-intimacy

Yknow, sometimes he'll be super intimate, taking his time, whispering soft praising words but other times he's not so intimate. and literally just destroying you..

J-jerking off

I don't think he cares about how much he jerks off, but he does quite a bit, he also struggles a bit with porn which you try to help him with by sending him pics of you or when ur available jerking him off yourself.

K-kink

Tbh, him being a Hard!dom in my opinion, i think hes really into temp play, Breeding, Public play, Orgasm Control/Denial, Pain play, and maybe even pet play if your down for that.

L-location

Mans will take you anywhere, but like anyone, he prefers the privacy of his or your bedrooms.

M-motivation

What really gets him going is when you kiss his neck, he loves the sloppy, half-hearted kisses you give him when your tired or in the mood, just drives him crazy.

N-NO

Literally nothing, he's up for anything tbh, like he'll do pretty much whatever you wanna try.

O-oral

actual prefers when he gives u head, literally gets so pussy drunk, eating you out for hours as you cum on his face over and over. also loves when u go down on him, when you look up at him with a innocent look in your eyes. ugh he could die from just that.

P-pace

Fast, usually really fast and rough, taking you from behind he'd garb your wrist and pull them back for leverage to thrust faster. god he loves fucking you into the mattress so roughly. but some days you guys just need some soft sex. like everyone does.

Q-quickie

Not to big a fan of them. but if he needs to he will. he'd much rather take his time and do all the things he wants to you.

R-risk

When it comes to trying new things he's all for it. but sometimes if things don't go well he'll apologize profusely. making you giggle 'its not your fault baby'

S-stamina

mans has so much stamina its crazy, could go for round after round till you can't fucking speak.

T-toy

he doesn't really use toys, but he has a few for you when you want them. he just doesn't see the point in them. like why would u get toys when u have him? thats his mindset.

U-unfair

oh my god he's always teasing you. running his hands up your bare skin, watching you squirm and plead for him. loves seeing what a mess his small touches do to you. literally drives him nuts.

V-volume

Not really loud, he'll whisper vulgar things to you under his breath and occasional curses and groans will fall from him. 'god so dirty for me, you like the way i stretch you? huh?'

W-wild card

As already said he watches porn, and has totally paid for it before even though he tried to deny it.

X- Xray

he's uncircumcised, pretty average with a slight curve to his cock. not big but its there.

Y-yearning

mans sex drive is so high, he could fuck you everyday if you let him, which most times you do, like said he could go for multiple rounds as well.

Z-zzz (how fast they fall asleep)

He stays up a lot actually, making sure your ok before taking care of himself. always wants to make sure your safe and comfortable first.

[cookiewrites]

Here is a thought: pegging with Chan 🥺 I know a lot of people see him as the big d*ddy but I’m betting my skz collection that he loves to be taken care of. maybe it super soft and romantic where he lies on his back and you can look into each other’s eyes.

But then I also think about being a bit more rough with him. Holding his hands on back while he takes it doggie style. (he could totally break free but doesn’t even try bc he is a good boy)

okay bye

yes. omg yes. chan is such a switch imo and sometimes he just wants you to look after him, help him stop thinking, and relax - and having you fuck him is a great way to do that.

sometimes you're able to do this with slow, soft sex, where it's all whispered praises and hand-holding and him whimpering which is just so fucking cute to hear omg stab me. but sometimes he needs you to be rougher for him to fully relax.

and omg yes the image of that, of you being in control, holding him back and whilst he could definitely break free he just won't - because he wants this, wants you to use him. fuck.

i'm a little out of practice writing, and feeling pretty soft/low today, so apologies if this isn't exactly what you hoped for but thank you for asking <3

relax

wc: 1.6k woah

cw: sub!chan x gn soft dom!reader (reader has no pronouns, but a 'cock' which could be read as a strap), bottom chan, pet names for chan (beautiful, prince, pup, puppy), hella praise kink, little bit of cockwarming.

'so how was your day beautiful?'

you asked your boyfriend, curled up together in bed, him leaning into your side as you played with his curls. fingertips dancing in his hair, lightly brushing his scalp, as he relaxes. chan always had a hard day at work but something about the way he dragged you into your shared bed today made you realise this one was even worse.

'it was all over the place, company just wouldn't let me breath, y'know?'

and he continues, elborating on all the nonsense he had to deal with all day as you comfort him, slowly slipping down so you were face to face, both lying on your side. he went to stop talking until you nodded at him, prompting him to continue - which he did.

'and changbin and i...'

your hand slid its way under his hoodie, and his t-shirt to find his warm skin. softly dancing its way across it, drawing shapes and helping him calm down. but feeling the way his muscles tense under your fingertips gave you another idea. as his voice continued, you slipped under the waistbands on his sweatpants and boxers, slowly cupping him.

'keep going beautiful, i wanna hear about your day'

'u-um a-and then...'

and he did try, he really did try to continue to tell you, try to ignore the way your hand loosely pumped him but as his cock got harder he started stuttering more and more, tripping over his words.

'no, no, no, keep going my prince, i'm just helping you relax'

'b-but... p-please'

he whimpered, as you feel now rock hard cock throb in your palm, as you continue to pump him slowly.

'look at me beautiful'

and the red blushing face that looks at you takes your breath away. his eyes, big and brown and sparkling, the pink tinge to his skin flushed over his cheeks, and the lips he had been biting on to keep his moans quiet were puffy and swollen and wet with saliva.

'good boy, my perfect prince'

'now what exactly are you begging for? i'll give you anything, beautiful, you just have to tell me'

'be good and use your words for me'

and a second passed, as the hand around his cock stilled, and that is what prompted him to answer.

'p-please take c-care of m-me. f-fuck me? please? want your cock, please'

'of course, my beautiful prince'

'anything you want'

'why don't you strip for me, and make yourself comfortable, whilst i get ready, yeah?'

and soon enough you were presented with chan lying back on your bed, legs spread, arm thrown over his eyes, clearly embarrassed - and simply beautiful. his chest moving up and down with the force of each breath, his cock twitching every now and then, the tip flushed red and wet with precum. the arm that wasn't blocking his vision was clutching the duvet at his side, trying to be good, trying to resist touching himself.

'so perfect for me, breathtaking, my prince, just perfect'

'such a good pup, leg's spread so perfectly for me, i expected nothing less of you.'

'i never have to worry about you misbehaving, beautiful, because you're such a good pup, right?'

his chest turns pink as you praise him, as you crawl towards him on the bed, leaning down to place kisses on the inside of his thighs. watching him squirm under your touch. and suddenly the impulse to mark his perfectly unmarked skin was too much to ignore, as you began to bite down on the inside of his left thigh softly; sucking and licking at the skin until his whines became moans and the honey-toned skin turned purple.

making your way up to his face you interlinked your hand with the one covering his eyes, holding it as you moved it away to get a better look at him, the dumb little smile looking up at you made your heart swell.

'imma make you forget this bad day, puppy, okay?'

'but you've gotta be good for me, which means you have to do two things for me, yeah?'

'my beautiful prince, you need to be as loud as you want, okay? i want to hear you, okay?'

'but i also need you to be patient, i have to stretch you, okay? so be patient for me.

'you think you can handle that, beautiful?'

'i-i'll be a g-good b-boy for you-u'

'perfect, prince, just perfect'

as you let your fingers dance around his tight ring of muscle, listening to him whimper, before pulling back to coat your fingers in lube. pushing the wetness around his hole, before slowly sinking a finger in - taking just long enough between sinking each knuckle to let him adjust, but not too long as to have your needy boy any needier.

soon enough you began pumping the finger in and out of him, as his eyes screwed shut, enjoying the feeling of being full, even just a little bit. and suddenly those whimpers became moans as you eased a second, and a little while after, a third finger into him.

'p-please, more, fu-fuck me, p-please'

'i will pup, i will, i promise, just need to make sure you're nice and stretched for me, i don't want to hurt you, beautiful, okay?'

'you said you'd be a good boy, nice and patient for me, remember?'

'g-good... i-i'll b-be good.'

and the confirmation is rewarded with an increase of pace from you, angling your fingers just right to hit that spot inside him that makes his back arch.

'f-fuck, ugh... s-so g-good'

after a few more firm thrusts to that spot, seeing the way your perfect puppy melted for you, you pulled out. watching carefully as his hole fluttered for you, stretched and ready for your cock.

what almost distracted you from that perfect image what the whine that chan released as he clenched around nothing, quick to make you reach your dry hand out to cup his face and soothe him.

'just let me line up, pup, okay, just a second'

and you did just that, covering your cock in lube and lining up to his hole as you slowly pushed him. the almost agonisingly slow pace made chan tense all his muscles up in order to stay still and stay good. leaning down you kissed him, helping the distraction, as your lips danced over each other, swallowing all the little whines and moans as you filled him up. the warmth of his lips against yours almost burning, and plush skin reminding you how lucky you are to have such a beautiful boyfriend who loved to be taken care of - and how much you love taking care of him.

eventually, you bottomed out and pulled away from him to look at his blissed-out face - the smile on his face perfect as he whimpered out little thank yous as you began to move. fucking him with this long, steady, firm thrusts, reaching out to hold his hand. the way he squeezes your palm letting you know just how good it was making him feel.

'my perfect prince, taking me so well'

'does it feel good, pup? being full?'

the nodding and whining as you increase in pace let you know that it did, in fact, feel good. it actually felt incredible but chan lost the words to tell you that a very long time ago - and the way you continued to fuck him just right, all the way in and then all the way out, wasn't helping him find the words any time soon.

but his hands found you, and your body, grabbing at you. reaching your shoulders and your hips and your ass, running his fingertips over every inch of you, trying to simultaneously find closeness and let you know how good of a job you were doing.

but you could tell, he was never this vocal, not usually, but there were these broken whines and hiccupped moans leaving his mouth as your pace steadily increased yet again. your tip dragging up and down his walls.

it didn't take long for him to get close, the brushing of lips and grazing of hands and thrust of your cock. alongside all that, the whispered praises made him just the perfect amount of flustered that heightened everything. constantly reminding him that he was not only perfect but that he was all yours.

'mine, baby, all mine, yeah?'

'pretty puppy, fuck, taking me so perfectly'

'perfect, fuck, so beautiful, all for me'

soon enough his hand grabbed at the arm you were using to hold yourself up, squeezing it slightly too hard, trying to let you know that he was going to cum.

'c-c-cum... p-pl... c-cu-cum...'

'make a mess for me, pup, go ahead'

'fuck you're so beautiful, going to show me how good i made you feel'

'let go, whenever you want, my prince, okay?'

'be good, like you always are, and cum for me'

and he did, releasing all over both of you, and it was such a beautiful mess. you thrust him through the waves of his orgasm, his eyes rolled into the back of his head as he whines at the overstimulation - loving the pain and pleasure and the attention.

'so good, so good for me beautiful'

'my perfect prince, let me clean-'

'no! no. s-stay'

'oh my pup wants me to keep him full for a bit longer?'

he nods, wrapping his legs around you, forcing you to stay inside him a little bit longer. wrapping his arms around your shoulders so you were flush to each other. he leant his chin up, trying to silently beg for a kiss - which you were more than happy to give him, resulting in a happy whine and an even happier boyfriend.

[euphoriadiaries]

NSFW Stefan Salvatore Alphabet ( I'm Just going to keep this short and sweet.)

A = Aftercare

Stefan is all about aftercare. Making Sure he didn’t hurt you, cuddling with you, making you food or even making you a bubble bath. Even if you are a vampire or not he will comfort you no matter what.

B = Body part

Stefan loves your lips ( or mouth in general). He loves how soft they feel when he kisses you or when you start to kiss his chest.

C = Cum

Stefan normally always pulls out (even though his cum wouldn’t do anything) he likes to see his cum on your thighs, pelvis or your face.

D = Dirty secret

He would always want to fuck you in public. like he finds that so hot and he thinks it'll spice up your sex life.

E = Experience

He’s over 100 years old. That speaks for its self.

F = Favorite position

Stefan loves missionary and doggy style. he loves the look on your face as he pleasures the living life out of you. For the doggy style he loves to pull your hair and grab your tits just so he can hear how much you want more and more.(also he loves to see your back arch and he loves to see that ass of yours jiggle.) 😩

G=Goofy

I don't see Stefan as the goofy type during sex but I can definitely see him really goofy after 😌.

H = Hair

Very well-groomed when he has the time to deal with it.

I = Intimacy

Stefan is normally very intimate in the bedroom. Like he'll most likely do something romantic.

J = Jackoff

He doesn’t have any reason to because he has you.

K = Kink

Mr. Salvatore here has so many different kinks. Do you wanna know why? Because he's so into making you feel more comfortable and aroused during sex.

The kinks are: Dom/Sub, Orgasm Control, Bondage, and Role Play. (I might add more if I have any other ideas)

L = Location

Being old fashion like in the bedroom only works when he feels romantic, but like I mentioned Before he would ABSOLUTELY love to fuck you in a public place just to make your sex life a lil better.

M = Motivation

Anything that has to do with YOU. When you decide to wear an oversized shirt or some big baggy pants or if you wear a pretty skirt or even a dress that makes all of your curves show. That's when he gets the motivation to ruin you.

N = No

Anything that would hurt you; like anal he hates the idea of it. It makes him feel disgusted. Not by YOU but the thought of put something up your butt.

O = Oral

He loves giving more than receiving but he wouldn’t say no. He loves making you feel good. It's what drives him crazy to see how your body trembles when he pushes his tongue into your tiny little hole or when he sucks the living soul out of your clit. He JUST LOVES to make you feel good because that's all that matters to him. (Of course he ABSOLUTELY LOVES when you give him head.)😌

P = Pace

Since he tries to control himself normally slow and sensual. Unless your both impatient, than that's when all hell breaks loose.

Q = Quickie

You might have some Quickies here and there but it normally doesn't happen often.

R = Risk

Damon walking in. Stefan doesn’t want him to see YOU or HIM naked. Plus Stefan thinks it might be awkward afterwards.

S = Stamina

He can go about 4 or 5 rounds (depends if he really wants to fuck the living shit out of you) but he stops when he knows that your tired or when your about to black out.

T = Toy

He finds them odd, but that won't stop him from exploring/experimenting with them.

U = Unfair

He hates it when you tease him. It makes him feel like YOUR the one who CONTROLS the relationship.( Not that he doesn't like the fact that you are in control) it just that he wants to be the one who TEASES you. ( I don't know if this makes sense but....)🙄

V = Volume

He’s really vocal when he wants to be. If your riding him( which happens often too) he'll make the most sexy moans and groans it'll make you melt in an instant.

W = Wildcard

Like I said before he loves the Idea of public sex but maybe he'll bring it up a notch and he'll fuck you either in a car or maybe in the middle of nowhere .(I don't know that's all I got.)

X = X-Ray

About 8 inches but he's really shy about it.

Y = Yearning

He has a lot considering he waited a long time to find some and he eventually found you.

Z = ZZZ

After he's done fucking your brains out he'll clean you up he'll and make you a bubble bath or he'll pull you to his chest and he'll listen to your heart beat and that's when he'll fall asleep.

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Hi, I just wanted to say thank you so much for reading my NSFW Writing for Stefan Salvatore.( Plus this is my first writing period.) But I will post more of TVD and I'll eventually start writing my OWN stories.😌

xoxo 😘