#(I love Porscha I promise)

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Okay so this post got me thinking about how Reiner would be as a pet parent/co-parent, and now I must share my little selfship headcanons for what his dynamic with each of my pets would be. I encourage you all to do the same with your own pets if you like! Also I like showing off my babies.

Reiner trying to befriend my pets

Reiner has more experience with dogs than with cats, so he's immediately excited to meet Mason. Mason's trauma from being abused by his original owner means he still gets spooked very easily by loud noises and unusual objects, so Reiner kind of tip toes around him - more than he needs to, to be honest. If he accidentally scares Mace, he's following him around practically on his hands and knees, offering treats and trying to make it up to him. Mason quickly realizes that Reiner is easily manipulated for food, and it's not long before I have to put a very strict limit on how many treats Reiner can feed him per day.

Reiner hasn't spent much time around cats and isn't quite sure how to interact with them at first, but he soon becomes pretty much as obsessed with Mochi as I am. She's tiny! Adorable! Ridiculously sweet! But boy when he finds out that she's a teeny bit disabled and has certain physical limitations, he starts treating her like she's made of glass, making sure she doesn't over exert herself and helping her onto every surface she wants onto even though she's perfectly capable of climbing. Within a month of meeting him, Mochi realizes Reiner is basically a meow-controlled elevator/butler.

Reiner thinks everything about Chicken Nugget is hilarious, and is inordinately amused by the simple fact that this little being actively responds to the name 'Chicken Nugget' no matter how many times he sees it happen. Whenever she gets fired up and starts upsetting the others by playfully slamming them to the floor, he picks her up and patiently explains to her that being bigger and stronger than her siblings means she has to control her strength :c He tries to decode her mysterious whims, but she seemingly develops new ones constantly just to keep him on his toes.

Porscha is the worst cat on the entire planet, but Reiner is aghast when I say so. He refuses to believe such things and is incredibly permissive of everything she does. Slowly he grows to regret this as Porscha obsessively touches his face while he sleeps, does literally the worst thing she can at any given moment, and eats his hair. Reiner is still too stubborn, though, insisting that she's not being that annoying. All of the behavioral training I've done with Porscha is set back to square one because Reiner won't tell her 'no' for anything. Finally he breaks down one morning when Porscha freaks out because a strand of hair she pulled off his head and ate is stuck in her butt. We being training anew, but Reiner still feels guilty when he has to curb her obsessive behaviors by not rewarding them with interaction...

He doesn't even see Ponzu for the first time until several months in, when she peers out from a closet. He thought maybe I was joking about having a fourth cat who fears all humans but me. Reiner is so excited to finally see this cryptid that Ponzu gets startled and vanishes into the cat dimension. Reiner becomes determined to befriend her, setting up stake outs where he'll set out food and hide behind a chair and wait until Ponzu approaches, and any time she glances at him he tries to do the 'slow blink' that I told him cats use to signal goodwill. He's a little pouty when after nearly a year, he can only interact with Ponzu if he's seated on the floor and not looking directly at her, but sometimes when he's sleeping I'll catch her snuggled against his feet.

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(Feb 2003)

Posted: Thurs Feb 20, 2003

Hey everyone it's Wade. I know it's hard for ya'll to believe but it is. I wanted to update you all on what's going on in my life.

1) My artist that I am developing - PORSCHA

Here demo is complete. I am so excited about it. Some of the best music I have done so far. I leave for NY on saturday to take meeting with the heads of all the major record lables and get her a massive record deal.

2) My MTV show. We are shooting a new pilot on the 8th of March. What happened with the last pilot was that they weren't that sure about the actual show but they LOVED me so we reformed the show so everyone is happy with it so now we are going to shoot the new version. It's gonna be hot.

3) I am in the middle of negotiations with some large companies in Vegas to choreograph, direct, write the music and maybe star in a crazy show. Nothing is certain yet but it looks pretty good. Gonna be really really cool.

4) I am working with my writer on my first musical for Disney that I will direct. We will have a 1st draft in a few weeks. It's going really well.

On a personal note things are going really well. Hanging with my brother who is out here from australia for good now. Just bought my mom a house so we are getting ready to move her in. Should be fun. Now it's just me and my Bro in the house. ooooooh - Trouble.

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Apr 09, 2003 Post subject: Hey it's Wade with some updates on what I'm doing --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hey everyone. How are you? Well, here are some updates on what I have been doing.

1) Been working on music for Justin Guarini's debut album on J Records. Going really weel. Awesome guy so we get along really well.

2) Been writting song with a legendary writer named Carol Bayer Sager. She has had consistant number 1 hits since the 70's. Songs like "Groovy kind of love", "That's what friends are for", etc. You can look her up on the net. Having a blast with that and writing some beautiful stuff. Also writting with her and Carly Simon next week. That should be crazy.

3) I am about to start work on a film called "GOT SERVED." It's starring B2K. I am a head Choreographer and I am directing the dance sequences. I will also make a small cameo in the film.

4) Myself and writer Eydie Faye just finished the 1st draft of the script for my first Disney musical that I will direct. We hand the script in next Monday. We are now one step closer to getting the film done. I am extremely excited about it.

5) I am in the procces of negotiating a deal for me to direct B2K's nationwide tour.

6) I am still taking meetings with record lables reguarding my artist Porscha's record deal.

I think that's the general idea of what's goin on at the moment. Talk to ya'll soon. Love, Wade.

Posted: Tues June 24, 2003 Post subject: Updates from Wade --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hey how is everybody? Here are some updates on what I've been doing.

1) I did a cameo as myself in the new B2K movie called "U GOT SERVED" It opens on superbowl weekend. So ya'll can check that out.

2) I co-wrote and produced Justin Guarini's song "IF U WANNA" which is on his debut album that's out right now. It's number 10 on the CD.

3) I am on the road doing all the auditions for my MTV show right now. I've done LA and NY so far. I do Atlanta tomorrow and then on to do Chicago. The 1 hour audition special will air a week before September and the actual show begins to air in the 1st week of September. Everyday! Make sure you all watch it. RELIGIOUSLY! hehe

4) I co-wrote and produced 3 songs on the upcoming DREAM album which comes out in August. The songs are "WHY ME", "PROMISE ME", "I AM WOMAN."

5) I am doing musikkc for B2K's tour which kicks off in the 1st week of July. Kevin Tancharoen is doing the video work. Graphics and editing.

6) Still working on the Disney script for the film I will direct. I also have some other intersting film propects on the horizon that I can't talk about yet but will let you know more soon.

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