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surveysonfleek · 7 years ago

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5000 Questions Survey Pt. 30

2801. The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. But what was the question? idc. 2802. Suggest three new diary circles that you would find interesting: lol no thanks. 2803. Buttons or Knobs? knobs? idk what this is in reference to. 2804. What is a juggalo? those guys from insane clown posse, right? i could totally be wrong. 2805. Are you a fan of Crass? no.

2806. If you were going to write a short note to yourself and then put it away and read it in ten years, what would it say? i hope you ended up getting your shit together. 2807. When someone does something that is wrong do you believe that they know in their hearts that they are wrong but they push it down into their subconcious and rationalize away their guilt? yes and no. someone people genuinely don’t give a fuck. When have you done this (if you say never then you are doing it right now)? no. 2808. How can a person have sex with someone they don't love? they just... do? Have YOU ever? nope. 2809. What are the paradoxes in your head (that is when you believe two conflicting things to be true)? none. i do like reading up on paradoxes though. 2810. What does each set of two words suggest to you? pale gravity: no thanks. little mornings: spiritual machines: eccentric being: pray attention: yellow lectures: 2811. What movie would be AWESOME in 3D? tron was amazing in 3d, i actually felt sick afterwards lol. 2812. Why is it important to write and think clearly? just coz. 2813. A girl and her boyfriend are hanging out. It is obvious they are together. Another guy schmoozes between them and starts hitting on the girl. The boyfriend tells this guy to back off. The guy just keeps bothering the girl. Do you think the boyfriend would be justified in hitting this intrusive guy? i think the boyfriend should continue to use his words before getting violent. A girl and her boyfriend are hanging out. It is obvious they are together. Another GIRL(lesbian) schmoozes between them and starts hitting on the first girl. The boyfriend tells this girl to back off. The girl just keeps bothering the first girl. Do you think the boyfriend would be justified in hitting this intrusive girl? same answer as above ^ If you answered yes to one situation and no to the other one why the double standard? i had the same answer for both. 2814. What do you think of the name Prue? it reminds me of charmed. 2815. What would you spend your last dollar on? nothing, i’ll keep it. 2816. Have you ever won an ebay auction? yeah, i think i have. If yes for what? idk, this was years ago when ebay didn’t have a but it now option. 2817. Would you like it if Blockuster had a drivethrough?? blockbuster is dunzo. 2819. When was the last time you taught someone somthing and what was it? i was teaching my boyfriend how to milly rock hahaha. 2820. Why do adults and teens not understand each other? generation gaps. but i know of plenty of instances where they do understand each other. 2821. Are you afraid? no. 2822. Do you trust large drug corporations? it’s not something i’ve sat and thought about tbh. Do you trust the Food and Drug administration? idk. 2823. If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? yes. Do you define sound as sound waves or as the reaction between the soundwaves and your ears? sound waves. 2824. Who is full of shit? your mother. 2825. Four of the five senses are routed through a special area to the brain. One sense goes right to the brain and so is a powerful sense involved with memory and emotion. Which sense do you feel this is? smell? haha idk. 2826. Are you on a ship of fools or a carousel? carousel. 2827. What is your bathing suit like? it’s just plain black. 2828. Whose line is it, anyway? not mine. 2829. Are you more likely to answer a signed in note or a nsi note? idk what a nsi note is. 2830. To be or not to be. That is the question. What is the answer? i have no idea. 2831. Does beauty exist as a definable standard or is beauty in the eyes of the beholder? it’s definitely in the eye of the beholder. Why do you think it is that so many people have the same idea of who and what is beautiful? society’s standards. but not everyone follows it. Where do your standards for judging beauty come from? i’m not sure actually. i could think someone is gorgeous but my friend would think they’re ugly. idk. 2832. Would a war with Iraq help or harm american economy? lol. 2833. What is the first thing you would do if you saw a nuclear explosion in the distance? call my family and boyfriend and check the news. 2834. Would you like to be cryogenically frozen? nah. 2835. Think of the person you love the most. Would you be willing to murder a stranger in order to save that person's life? Why or why not? eh, not sure. i’d only 100% murder the stranger if they were the one endangering my loved one’s life. i’d have to think about it otherwise. 2836. Imagine no possetions. I wonder if you can? did you mean possessions? 2837. How messed up is: your hair? it’s quite neat actually. your room? yeah it’s a mess. your car? mess. your life? mess. 2838. What are you running out of? patience. 2839. What do you live for? myself. 2840. How did you decide it was worth living for? idk, just coz it’s my life. 2841. Do you consider some people to be too: traditional? conformist? avant-garde? smart? stuck up? modern? beautiful? ugly? obsessed? emotional? petty? sneaky? fat? thin? i know people that could cover all of these things. 2842. By what criteria do you judge others? generally in their behaviour. i have no time for rude people. 2843. Do you look at people's words and actions or the underlying reasons for those words and actions? both. 2844. Which would you rather collect: simpsons action figures? <---- this kiss gear? anything with a smiley? horror movies? 2845. Do you fight for your rights? not as much as i should. 2846. Would you rather be a construction worker or a crossing guard? crossing guard. 2847. What is enought o satisfy you in life? a well paying job that i can tolerate. 2848. Do you think you have more, less, or average life experiance for your age? i think i have a little more. 2849. Why go to college? if there’s a specific career path you want to follow that requires you to go to college, i think that’s a good enough excuse to go. Have you considered joining a cult instead? never. 2850. What's the last lie you told? someone asked me how i am and i said good lol. 2851. What celebrity has the sexiest voice of females? rihanna, i love her accent. males? drake has a really smooth speaking voice. 2852. You are having a party and can invite three celebrities of your choice. The WILL come. Who do you invite? rihanna, the weeknd andddd beyonce. 2853. Where did you come from? from my parents? Where are you now? in bed. Where are you going? nowhere. 2854. What would you imagine the playboy mansion is like? tbh it never looked that appealing during that reality show. it’s not something i’d be interested in seeing. 2855. Do you blow your nose loudly in public? only if i have to. 2856. Do you help others every day? i’d like to. 2857. Bono or Chris Tucker? neither. 2858. Is it lonely being alone in your head? sometimes i like being alone. 2859. What is the worst poverty you have ever seen? philippines. 2860. Has anyone ever told you that more than 2 billion people live on less than two dollars a day? no one has told me that. i wouldn’t be surprised if it’s gotten higher since this survey was made over 10 years ago. What do you think of that? it’s really sad. 2861. Add a sentance to the story: Once upon a time there was a man named Arthur and he was brushing his teeth when all of a sudden he saw a bright rainbow utside. So he goes out the back door to take a look and he finds an elf who says fuck you. 2862. Be honest.. do you generally listen or wait for your turn to talk? i usually wait unless i have a strong point to share. 2863. How many fingers do you type with? all of them i think. 2864. What does 'you think you know but you have no idea' mean? Where did it come from as a common phrase? my interpretation of it is like... you’re making a strong assumption without actually knowing or experiencing something. 2865. Do you think it's important to give up liberties in order to protect freedom? slightly contradictory but ok. 2866. Do you think George Bush was elected in a legal way? i don’t know much about american politics. 2867. Imagine you were dying of a disease...you only had a certain amount of time left with your mte, parents or children. What would you leave behind for them to remember you by? photos, videos, letters etc. How would you feel if there were drugs to help you live, only you couldn't afford them? i’d feel pretty helpless. How would you feel if people were trying to sell you the drugs at a lower cost but the drug companies made sure they couldn't because that would cut their profits? idk. This senario is going on Right Now.The country is Africa. The disease is aids. The drug is azp (and others). The people are Africans who are very poor and have aids. The large drug corporations won't sell the drugs at a price they can afford or allow smaller companies to either. Is this acceptable? no. What are you going to do about it? there’s not much i can do but research i guess. 2868. Would you ever BUY a new ring for your cell phone that plays a couple of notes of your favorite song? nah. 2869. What has completely moved you? life. 2870. If for your next birthday you had a novelty kids birthday party what games would you play at it? hide and seek, pinata, bullrush lol. 2871. How can you keep open toed sandles from rubbing against your toes and making them blistered and raw? wear different shoes. 2872. What happens to socks when they disappear in the drier? how the hell would i know. 2873. What is the quality of humanity all about? life lol. 2874. True or false - All homophobes are inherently evil.: false... some probably are, some are just not educated. 2875. Is there anything, besides love, that money can't buy? experience. eh, half true idk. 2876. How is your soul? still there. 2877. What are you committed to? these damn surveys lol. 2879. Are you photogenic? no. 2880. Can you define these words off the top of your head as if you were talking to someone who didn't know what they were? rain: cold: green: sand: eh, too tired to think. 2881. Why aren't you naked (or are you)? because i’m cold. 2882. Do you think anoyone is all good or all evil? possibly. 2883. Go outside a sec. how many animals are in your yard? lol hell no. Did you count yourself? why or why not? 2884. What household appliance drags you down? none. they’re all very useful. 2885. try this..write a list of six possibilities of things you could do after you are off the computer. Make sure that at lease ONE thing is something you would be unlikely to ever do. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. no. Now grab a dice (if you have none ask someone to pick a number between 1 and 6) and decide what you will do by flipping it. Then do it! 2886. Which of the following doesn't belong with the others and why? a. garden b. love c. magazine d. death idk 2887. How old are you? 26. What age do you feel mentally? 26. emotionaly? same. spiritualy? is there an age for spirituality? 2888. Who do you think is more wise: your mailman or a person who has been living on the streets for 12 years? it would just depends on the person. 2889. Do you kiss on the first date? i’m open to it. 2890. Would you ever want to be oon: a dating show(which)? no. a game show(which)? the amazing race. the news(why)? no, i don’t want any attention. 2891. How much money would it take to get you to: strip to nuthing but a bright orange thong (for guys, orange thongs an string bikini top for girls)and wrestle another person of the same sex in a thong in a pool of jello? 10k. participate in a contest where you drink alcohol as fast as you can until you puke? i’ll do it for like $100 lol. i’ll puke instantly. sit absolutely still for 2 hours, in nothing but a towel, covered in plaster of paris? $1000 maybe. Walk around at your school in bondage gear asking people to spank you on the ass with a huge dead octopus tenticle? i don’t go to school and that’s just creepy. pick your nose and eat it? $50 hahah. smash potatoes with your head? if it doesn’t hurt i’ll do it for a pretty low price. 2892. Who deserves an appology? my grandma. 2893. What wins the award as stupidst lyric you can think of? i feel like every artist has released a song with cringey lyrics. 2894. Where do you most like to be massaged? neck, back and feet. 2895. Is your face clear? no :( i got like two pimples after a night out. 2896. Finish this phrase in a humorous way.. Friends don't let friends... eat salad. 2897. What present would you bring to the birthday party of an aquaintance? i’d regift them something i already had. sorry lol. 2898. Is your game on? no. 2899. What would a song for the deaf be like? possibly feeling the bass. How about a painting for the blind? a visual description. 2900. What is a sure-fire way to get noticed? yeah, run around naked in public.

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lovemesomesurveys · 8 years ago

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5,000 Question Survey--part thirty

2801. The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. But what was the question? It’s like Meatloaf’s song... what won’t he do for love? Maybe that’s the answer that is floating in the wind. We have to catch it.

2802. Suggest three new diary circles that you would find interesting: I don’t use LiveJournal. 2803. Buttons or Knobs? Buttons. 2804. What is a juggalo? Fans of Insane Clown Posse. 2805. Are you a fan of Crass? I’m not familiar with them.

2806. If you were going to write a short note to yourself and then put it away and read it in ten years, what would it say? I don’t know. Something deep and inspiring. 2807. When someone does something that is wrong do you believe that they know in their hearts that they are wrong but they push it down into their subconcious and rationalize away their guilt? Generally speaking. There are good people who make bad decisions. It doesn’t make them bad people. There are some people who are bad people and either don’t know right from wrong, or don’t care.

When have you done this (if you say never then you are doing it right now)? Lying about certain things. 2808. How can a person have sex with someone they don't love? Because sex doesn’t equate love.

Have YOU ever? No. 2809. What are the paradoxes in your head (that is when you believe two conflicting things to be true)? Oh, I’m sure there are many. Of course I can’t think of a specific example right now. 2810. What does each set of two words suggest to you? pale gravity: little mornings: spiritual machines: eccentric being: pray attention: yellow lectures: 2811. What movie would be AWESOME in 3D? The Stars Wars films. 2812. Why is it important to write and think clearly? Well, for me it helps me get out and sort through my thoughts. 2813. A girl and her boyfriend are hanging out. It is obvious they are together. Another guy schmoozes between them and starts hitting on the girl. The boyfriend tells this guy to back off. The guy just keeps bothering the girl. Do you think the boyfriend would be justified in hitting this intrusive guy? No. They should try and get away from the guy. If he keeps bothering them after they’ve asked him to stop, it’s harassment. It wouldn’t help the boyfriend at all to hit the guy. Unless he was doing so out of self-defense. A girl and her boyfriend are hanging out. It is obvious they are together. Another GIRL(lesbian) schmoozes between them and starts hitting on the first girl. The boyfriend tells this girl to back off. The girl just keeps bothering the first girl. Do you think the boyfriend would be justified in hitting this intrusive girl? I don’t think he would be justified in hitting either person. If you answered yes to one situation and no to the other one why the double standard? -- 2814. What do you think of the name Prue? I don’t really like it. 2815. What would you spend your last dollar on? Hmm. I don’t know. Probably food. I could get something for that. 2816. Have you ever won an ebay auction? I’ve never participated in one.

If yes for what? -- 2817. Would you like it if Blockuster had a drivethrough?? Blockbuster no longer exists. 2819. When was the last time you taught someone somthing and what was it? I’m not sure. 2820. Why do adults and teens not understand each other? Different mentalities. 2821. Are you afraid? I am. Of a lot of things.

2822. Do you trust large drug corporations? There’s some sketchiness going on.

Do you trust the Food and Drug administration? I do follow what it is said on food and medication products, so I guess I do. 2823. If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It’s too late to get philosophical.

Do you define sound as sound waves or as the reaction between the soundwaves and your ears? Uhhh. I know that has something to do with the previous question, though.

2824. Who is full of shit? Well... 2825. Four of the five senses are routed through a special area to the brain. One sense goes right to the brain and so is a powerful sense involved with memory and emotion. Which sense do you feel this is? 2826. Are you on a ship of fools or a carousel? A carousel. 2827. What is your bathing suit like? I don’t have one. 2828. Whose line is it, anyway? Mine. 2829. Are you more likely to answer a signed in note or a nsi note? What. 2830. To be or not to be. That is the question. What is the answer? To be. 2831. Does beauty exist as a defineable standard or is beauty in the eyes of the beholder? Beauty is subjective.

Why do you think it is that so many people have the same idea of who and what is beautiful? Because that is what we’re told.

Where do standards for judgeing beauty come from? Society and personal preferences. 2832. Would a war with Iraq help or harm american economy? War is extremely costly. 2833. What is the first thing you would do if you saw a nuclear explosion in the distance? Uh I’d be terrified to say the least. I’d run the other direction and try to seek shelter or something. 2834. Would you like to be cryogenically frozen? No. 2835. Think of the person you love the most. Would you be willing to murder a stranger in order to save that person's life? Why or why not? I think if my loved one was about to be murdered I would have to do what I could to save their life. 2836. Imagine no possetions. I wonder if you can? Okay John Lennon. 2837. How messed up is: your hair? It’s not that bad.

your room? I have clothes I need to put away, but otherwise it’s clean.

your car? I don’t have my own car. I don’t drive.

your life? Now that’s a mess. 2838. What are you running out of? I feel like I’m running out of time. 2839. What do you live for? My family. I would like to start living for me, too. 2840. How did you decide it was worth living for? They are my everything. 2841. Do you consider some people to be too: traditional? conformist? avant-garde? smart? stuck up? modern? beautiful? ugly? obsessed? emotional? petty? sneaky? fat? thin? 2842. By what criteria do you judge others? By their actions and how they are towards me. 2843. Do you look at people's words and actions or the underlying reasons for those words and actions? I guess a bit of all of that. 2844. Which would you rather collect: simpsons action figures? kiss gear? anything with a smiley? horror movies? 2845. Do you fight for your rights? To party? 2846. Would you rather be a construction worker or a crossing guard? Crossing guard. I couldn’t do construction work. It would be rather difficult for me. 2847. What is enought o satisfy you in life? Coffee is pretty satisfying. 2848. Do you think you have more, less, or average life experiance for your age? Less in a lot of ways. 2849. Why go to college? To try and get a degree to help you hopefully start your career.

Have you considered joining a cult instead? No thank you. 2850. What's the last lie you told? I’m not sure. I don’t make a habit out of it.

2851. What celebrity has the sexiest voice of females? I don’t know.

males? Alexander Skarsgard. 2852. You are having a party and can invite three celebrities of your choice. The WILL come. Who do you invite? Alexander Skarsgard, Melissa McCarthy, and Emma Stone. 2853. Where did you come from? From my mom.

Where are you now? I’m here.

Where are you going? To bed. 2854. What would you imagine the playboy mansion is like? Big, loud, and crazy. 2855. Do you blow your nose loudly in public? No. I’m self-conscious about that. I don’t even like having to cough or sneeze in public. Especially if it’s a cough or sneeze attack. I don’t understand people who obnoxiously blow their nose in public. People would do that in class during lectures and exams like really? 2856. Do you help others every day? Not everyday. 2857. Bono or Chris Tucker? I don’t follow either one. 2858. Is it lonely being alone in your head? Yes. 2859. What is the worst poverty you have ever seen? My city has a lot of homeless people. 2860. Has anyone ever told you that more than 2 billion people live on less than two dollars a day? I think I have heard something similar.

What do you think of that? It’s insane. Sad. Horrible. 2861. Add a sentance to the story: Once upon a time there was a man named Arthur and he was brushing his teeth when all of a sudden he saw a bright rainbow utside. So he goes out the back door to take a look and he finds an elf who says 2862. Be honest.. do you generally listen or wait for your turn to talk? I wait my turn. Although, sometimes if we’re talking about something I’m excited or animated about in some way, I may not always wait my turn. 2863. How many fingers do you type with? I don’t type the right way. I type with my two index fingers. Haha. I type very fast that way, though. 2864. What does 'you think you know but you have no idea' mean? Where did it come from as a common phrase? It’s just that you may think you know everything about something or someone, but there’s more to it than that. Or perhaps that you’re wrong entirely. 2865. Do you think it's important to give up liberties in order to protect freedom? Such as? 2866. Do you think George Bush was elected in a legal way? Yes. 2867. Imagine you were dying of a disease...you only had a certain amount of time left with your mte, parents or children. What would you leave behind for them to remember you by? Gahh. I don’t know. :/ I don’t have much to leave behind.

How would you feel if there were drugs to help you live, only you couldn't afford them? I would feel horrible. Sad. Angry.

How would you feel if people were trying to sell you the drugs at a lower cost but the drug companies made sure they couldn't because that would cut their profits? It would just be a horrible situation all around.

This senario is going on Right Now.The country is Africa. The disease is aids. The drug is azp (and others). The people are Africans who are very poor and have aids. The large drug corporations won't sell the drugs at a price they can afford or allow smaller companies to either. Is this acceptable? Ughhh. :( It’s not fair at all.

What are you going to do about it? I don’t know. :/ 2868. Would you ever BUY a new ring for your cell phone that plays a couple of notes of your favorite song? I have done that a few times. 2869. What has completely moved you? I’m not sure. 2870. If for your next birthday you had a novelty kids birthday party what games would you play at it? I don’t know. Fun ones.

2871. How can you keep open toed sandles from rubbing against your toes and making them blistered and raw? If it’s that bad maybe not wear them at all? 2872. What happens to socks when they disappear in the drier? Good question. One my mom is trying to figure because that always happens to her socks. It’s pretty bad, actually. Like wtf happens to them? She has that problem the most in our household. 2873. What is the quality of humanity all about? I don’t know. 2874. True or false - All homophobes are inherently evil.: Not all, I don’t think. They’re very misinformed, misguided, and close minded. Some were taught to be that way and don’t know anything else. If they’re willing to be open minded and educate themselves about it, then I don’t think they’re a bad person. If they refuse and remain stuck in their ways, well, that’s a different story. 2875. Is there anything, besides love, that money can't buy? Immortality. 2876. How is your soul? I don’t know, my dude. 2877. What are you committed to? My family. 2879. Are you photogenic? Nooo. 2880. Can you define these words off the top of your head as if you were talking to someone who didn't know what they were? rain: cold: green: sand: 2881. Why aren't you naked (or are you)? Because I don’t live alone, it’s cold, and I’d feel very, very uncomfortable. 2882. Do you think anoyone is all good or all evil? No. 2883. Go outside a sec. how many animals are in your yard? It’s 2AM, I’m not going outside. As far as I know, there aren’t any animals in my yard. There shouldn’t be anyone...

Did you count yourself? why or why not? 2884. What household appliance drags you down? None of them drag me down. 2885. try this..write a list of six possibilities of things you could do after you are off the computer. Make sure that at lease ONE thing is something you would be unlikely to ever do. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. Now grab a dice (if you have none ask someone to pick a number between 1 and 6) and decide what you will do by flipping it. Then do it! 2886. Which of the following doesn't belong with the others and why? a. garden b. love c. magazine d. death

They all could relate in some way. 2887. How old are you? What age do you feel mentally? I don’t know.

emotionaly? -- spiritualy?

-- 2888. Who do you think is more wise: your mailman or a person who has been living on the streets for 12 years? They both could be wise.

2889. Do you kiss on the first date? If it feels right. 2890. Would you ever want to be oon: a dating show(which)? No.

a game show(which)? Maybe. Like Family Feud.

the news(why)? I have been. When my accident happened. 2891. How much money would it take to get you to: strip to nuthing but a bright orange thong (for guys, orange thongs an string bikini top for girls)and wrestle another person of the same sex in a thong in a pool of jello? Omg... I don’t know. I would be so incredibly self-conscious... I would die.

participate in a contest where you drink alcohol as fast as you can until you puke? Zero. I don’t drink anymore, I couldn’t chug alcohol, I couldn’t drink a lot, I don’t want to get sick because of it. I’ve been there a couple times... not fun.

sit absolutely still for 2 hours, in nothing but a towel, covered in plaster of paris? A plaster of paris?

Walk around at your school in bondage gear asking people to spank you on the ass with a huge dead octopus tenticle? Yikessss. I’m really not bold enough for this stuff.

pick your nose and eat it? BLECH.

smash potatoes with your head? Gahhh. 2892. Who deserves an appology? Uhh a lot of people, I don’t know. 2893. What wins the award as stupidst lyric you can think of? Oh, there’s many I’m sure. 2894. Where do you most like to be massaged? I wouldn’t know. 2895. Is your face clear? No, but it’s not bad. 2896. Finish this phrase in a humorous way.. Friends don't let friends... I don’t knowww. I need to go to bed. 2897. What present would you bring to the birthday party of an aquaintance? Hmm. I don’t know. Depends on the person. I’d try and figure out something they like. Something simple, but nice. 2898. Is your game on? Nope. 2899. What would a song for the deaf be like? They feel the vibrations of it. It’s a whole different experience for them.

How about a painting for the blind? I’ve seen videos of that. They can differentiate between the colors still and “see” things a lot differently. It’s pretty interesting. 2900. What is a sure-fire way to get noticed? Act obnoxious?

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a-clockwork-orange-soda-blog · 7 years ago

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The [W]all Around Your Heart [Explicit below the cut]

The Press Conference room was brightly lit. The flashes from cameras and the lights above illuminated the area where President Donald Trump stood. He was leaning against the podium, his hands pressed firmly to the wood while he sighed out into the microphone. A recent rumor had gotten out about how he’s spent the U.S. defense budget on the latest technology, an android. But the controversy did not come from the money he spent but what he has been doing with the android instead. He straightened himself and fiddled with the red tie that laid upon his jet black jacket. He was the president afterall and he had to look the part. His eyes squinted around the crowd with a judging gaze. He hated these people. The press, their fake news, the left winged idiots who watched his every movement like dogs. That’s what they were to him, dogs. They did not understand people, they did not understand him. But that was alright. His stress and his anger would dissolve soon when he would get back to his room. There was someone waiting for him. He cleared his throat as the conference began.

“President Trump!” “Trump!” “Donald!”

The voices rang out from inside the hall. They were so eager to ask him questions and accuse him. He knew they didn’t actually care about what he had to say, they only cared about how they would twist his words later on in the day but he did not dare to say that outloud yet. He looked at a reporter in the audience. A young clean shaven man, he had an eager smile on his face with his microphone in hand, he was clearly new to the business.

“President Trump!” the reporter started with his same giddy smile. “The recent controversy talks about what you’re doing with the android when it’s not working but I want to know the android’s capabilities. What justified the cost of spending $7.8 billion dollars on a machine!”

Trump’s nostrils flared already. A machine? This android was not a machine, he was human enough. He had feelings and emotions, thoughts of his own and his own free will. He was far from a machine. His fingers dug into the wood of the podium. He wasn’t going to let himself explode yet. “This android.” Donald started, licking his dry lips. Before leaning into the microphone “This android has a name. It is 9S. The S stands for Scanner. His job is to scan for possible threats to the citizens of the United States. His job is to scan for possible members of ISIS. He scans and he hacks--”

“Just like Russia with the election!” A reporter yelled out from the crowd. Trump only sighed.

“Sir, let me finish.” He continued on. “He hacks computers and telephones such as the ones ISIS uses. He’s a brilliant android, a brilliant machine. He’s smart, talented and he’s not a bad looking man.” The President couldn’t help but to gush, just thinking about the brilliance that was 9S made his old heart flutter and his cheeks fill in crimson from blushing. “With his brilliance and talent, he will be able to intercept any and all attacks from ISIS before they even happen. It’s that simple, folks. He is the best use of our budget and this is our safety, the safety of our natural born citizens comes first, that’s all there is to it. Next question” He nodded, ultimately satisfied with his answers. He then perked his head up, his eyes squinting around the crowd, the light reflecting off his chins. He saw another man perk up with his microphone and waved him down.

“Some say you were spotted having relations with this android, is this true or false?”

“This is wrong.” Donald spoke flatly. “While I would like to consider 9S as good people, he is not. He is simply an android and his duty is to help defend our country. I would not have relations with a dog nor an android as neither one of them are people.” His voice grew soft, he didn’t like having to compare his lover to a dog but he had no choice. The press would be over him for months if he stated the truth. “Next question.” He waved over another

“Where did this android come from? How are we sure it can be trusted, are we sure it’s not Russian created to spy on us and report back?” That was it for Trump. He couldn’t contain himself.

“Sir. Please. Shut. Up.” He growled out, hands curled into fists. “9S is a top of the line model. He would never betray us as a country or me as it’s Commander and Chief. He is a smart and loyal model, this is more than what I can say about half of you reporters with your fake news. Twisting this story around as soon as you get a chance to make me and 9S look bad in your liberal media! This conference is over!” He had snapped and began to walk away from the podium into a backroom behind the curtain. Behind him, he could hear the Press. Completely silent for a moment then clattering and chiming in like dogs who wanted their chew toy. Donald, however. Refused to be that chewtoy. All he wanted right now was 9S.

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Trump sighed out. He was finally in his presidential hotel room, a few miles from the conference center. He hurried himself inside of the revolving doors, knowing the media would be out front any second now. But right now, he didn’t care about the media or how his meltdown would be on the news later, right now all he wanted was the warm embrace of his lover, 9S. He hurried himself to the elevator and pressed the button to step inside. He didn’t spare any of the staff a second glance. He wanted his next gaze to fall on the supple android body that was 9S. He straightened his jacket while the elevator took him to his floor. He did however, loosen his tie. He wasn’t going to need it in a few minutes.

The elevator dinged and opened its sliding doors while Donald stepped out. His feet were quick, pacing himself down the hall, a comb in his hair, moving it over to one side. He was tired but he still wanted to look good. He continued down the hall, his chins bouncing and his breaths were tired. He hadn’t run this fast since he mentioned ICE to the immigrant janitors at his favorite restaraunt. However, he smiled when he saw the door. Nodding to the two security detail on both sides of his door. They nodded, one grasped the knob and twisted it, opening the door to let himself inside. The room itself was spacious as he entered. A large vanity sat on the left end with various hair supplies, all of his. He remembered 9S wanted to bring his own product as well but Trump told him he looked good the way he was and he always did. More importantly however was the large bed in front of him. King sized with silk sheets. Red and white with a blue blanket atop. However, his eyes were set on what was atop the blankets and the end. It was 9S. His hands were busy looking into his iPhone, his short legs dangling off the edge with his shorts tugged up near his thighs, showing off his smooth supple legs. A smile was on the android’s delicious looking lips while he fiddled around with his phone. He wore his usual jacket but a few of the buttons were undone, just barely showing a hint of his hairless body underneath the clothes. He looked innocent. Almost vulnerable while he sat on Donald’s bed. And that’s what the man enjoyed about him. He was innocent to a fault yet he was clever. He probably knew of some of the less legal actions Trump has taken in his life but he didn’t seem to mind. He loved Donald for who he was and Donald loved him.

“Bad conference, huh Donald?” 9S spoke with a chuckle in his silky voice while he turned his head towards the President, finally noticing the man. “I watched the press conference on my phone. You did pretty good out there again. Minus, well you know, the outburst. I’m flattered but you don’t have to defend me everytime someone has their suspicions, it’s to be expected afterall.” 9S explained, he had no malice in his voice for the American people, no hatred. He only sounded lighthearted like he understood the entire universe and its people, which he probably did, he was clever like that.

“You have no idea..” Donald started, he slipped his tie off and tossed it onto the vanity. He then slipped off his black jacket and hung it up onto the door, leaving himself in only his white undershirt. It was sweat stained under the armpits and near his neck, his chub showing and bulging through the undershirt but he felt the gaze of 9S upon him. It had no disgust and no judgement. It was only love and that made the President melt under his clothes. “They just don’t get it, 9S. My thought process.” He began to inch his way over towards the edge of the bed where 9S sat. “Our love.” His voice was soft, he pressed his small hands onto 9S’ shoulders. They weren’t broad or built but they were firm, he carried minimal doubts and he held himself up high, his shoulders were not slumped by the weight of the world, knowing he was vital to the defense of the United States. He loved that about 9S. “I just want them to understand.” He sighed.

“It’s alright, Donald.” 9S laughed. He was not laughing at Trump’s emotions, rather, he laughed about how much Donald cared about what people thought of them both. “One day, they’ll understand. I hear more models are being produced. Who knows, maybe one day the androids will get integrated into society and live among the people. They’ll feel silly about making such a big deal over it when they find an android they love.” 9S continued to smile. It was innocent and cheerful, he had hope about the future, about the United States and all of mankind, even. And Trump loved that about him. The android then looked over at Donald’s face, it was still doubtful and full of worries, tears about to run down his cheeks. “Hey, cheer up, Don. Trust me. One day, I know mankind will evolve. They’ll all realize what kind of genius you are.” He nodded, he continued to look over Trump’s sweat stained body with hunger rising. It had been days since their last bedding session. Trump must of thought so too as 9S could spot the large bulge against the black fabric of his dress pants. “Permission to show emotion?” He spoke formally to Trump, slowly taking off his blindfold and dropping it onto the side of his bed. He had beautiful blue eyes that sparkled whenever they were shown. Trump could never resist those eyes and he nodded.

“Permission granted.” Trump spoke out, however he barely had time to get out the words. He felt 9S hands at the back of his neck, pulling him into a deep kiss. Trump could only gasp and close his eyes, wrapping his arms around the android’s waist, wandering and impatient fingers already pressing at his rear. 9S’ back tensed at the feeling, he closed his eyes as well, the tip of his tongue slid out and glided against Donald’s bottom lip before pressing against them both, subtly asking permission to enter to which Trump obliged. His mouth opened and 9S tongue pressed into the President’s mouth, already wrestling for dominance. All the while Trump’s free hand worked at the remaining buttons on the scanner model’s jacket. When they were loosened, 9S shrugged it off, showing off his torso. He was an android but he looked human enough. A thick layer of fleshy material coated his metallic interior. His nipples programmed to harden at arousal as well as his modified cock, it was pressing against his shorts, showing a moderately sized tent. 9S only flaw was his modesty, when he was given his cock, he did not want a large one. Instead, only average but that was fine with Donald. 9S body tensed upon feeling the cool air of the hotel suite. His legs parted, wrapping around Trump’s waist and pulling him in close. The business man reluctantly detached their lips, he moved his own down to 9S neck, grunting out while he kissed softly down to his collar where his teeth slowly grazed the flesh while his hand pressed against the bulge in 9S shorts. His circuits and sensors were on fire, fully operational and stimulated.

“D-Don.” 9S gasped out, his neck falling back to allow easier access to the flesh. His legs shook and buckled, he was sensitive and easy to tease. Donald seemed to know that, taking his sweet time with the boy. His lips pressed from his collar back up his neck, to his lips where his teeth took in his bottom lip and tugged. “Do you want me to perform operation 69 as usual sir?” His voice was shakey, unable to contain his excitement and his lust. His eyes were wide and hopeful while he waited for an answer.

“No, not tonight 9S.” Trump spoke softly. “Tonight. It’s about me pleasuring you.” He wrapped his arms tighter around 9S’ waist, making sure he had him gripped tightly, he then lifted him up off the bed, flipping and dropping him. His face hitting the soft matress and the sheets. 9S’ eyes went wide, this has never happened to him before. He gulped, filled with excitement and nervousness. His lips parted and his jaw dropped, he suddenly felt the cool air against his bottom and his cock pressed against the silken sheets. His shorts were gone. “W-What are you going to do?” He stammered out, his cheeks were filled in red. He felt like he was overheating but he didn’t mind. His circuits could melt right now at this very moment and he wouldn’t care, as long as it was with Donald.

“I’m going to show you what we’re going to do to ISIS and anyone else who messes with the U.S. I’m going to fuck you in the ass.” Trump snickered out, practically tearing his shirt and tossing the article of clothing onto the ground. He was out of shape. Chubby and flabby with many white hairs cascading down his chest. He knew 9S didn’t care about that and he loved him for it. He had a grin on his face while his hands worked off his belt, letting it fall to the ground while he stepped out of his pants. Donald J Trump was hung and girthy. He sported ten inches of throbbing Presidential meat, spray tanned to perfection like the rest of his body. Above his cock was a muff of equally white hair he didn’t bother to shave. He didn’t need to. 9S looked behind him and gulped while he stared at the shaft of Trump. He was nervous but he licked his lips knowing that tonight, all of that was for him.

“Activating self lubricating unit.” 9S spoke out softly. His insides whirling and buzzing while a thick lubricant splashed the inside of his asshole. Donald usually forgot lubricant so he had this installed as a saftey measure. It however needed tweaking, he felt the lubricant leaking down his leg and onto the bed. “It’s...flavored, you know. Just in case.” the Scanner spoke meekly. The lubricant was only meant as a safety measure but he wanted to be prepared for all situations. 9S grasped the cheeks of his ass, spreading them apart to show his pink asshole. “W-Well?” He stammered out again, his body was shivering with excitement, unable to hold it in. He then sighed in relief, feeling the sudden sensation of a tongue against his leg. It was Donald’s. He did not speak, only acted. Trump’s tongue traced along the android’s leg, to his thigh and back to his leg again, lapping up the leaking excess lubricant. It had a sweet taste of pineapple. Trump then smirked, he slapped 9S hands away, replacing them with his own. Effortlessly spreading the boy’s ass apart while the tip of his tongue made its way through the pucker. The android was well made, the ass felt real. The cheeks were plushy and the hole had a definite fleshy feeling to it. Donald let his eyes close, working his tongue against the butthole of 9S, his tongue muscule writhing in slow circles before it flicked back and forth, slowly at first but each moment his muscule picked up speed, now fully lapping against the hole. 9S meanwhile had a hand on his cock, stroking it. It throbbed just like a real person’s. Each stroke was firm yet sloppy, unable to steady his hand with the tongue assaulting his boyish asshole. He only groaned and sighed out, his eyes closing while he whined out. “D-Donald…” he started. “S-Stop teasing me, please.”

“Alright, fine 9S. You asked for it.” Trump spoke out softly and straightened himself. His hands pressed onto 9S hips, dragging him along the bed before a hand flicked and smacked against 9S’ fleshy rear, causing him to groan out. “You’re about to get Trumped.” He scoffed, pressing the head of his cock against the slippery asshole. Despite this, he was still teasing and slow, taking his time while he worked his girthy shaft against the asshole. He felt the flesh inside of the hole decompress just a bit, it was not real so therefore, 9S was allowed to make it as tight or as wide as he needed to. He decided to give Donald a little more room. Trump nodded. “Smart boy.” He spoke out with a grunt, giving a good thrust of his hips, this thrust alone managed to slide his entire cock into the android to the very hilt. Trump’s fingers were already digging against 9S skin, while 9S’ hands themselves were grasping the sheets. His jaw dropped. He panted and groaned out with every thrust Trump delivered. It was slow and passionate but only at first before the speed began to pick up. The President slipped his cock about halfway out before ramming it in again and again, it didn’t take long for the sound of their skin slapping together to echo through the room. It was not just the sound of physical skin, but the sound of passion, lust and love ringing inside of the hotel suite. Trump then grinned, he retrieved 9S blindfold from the bed and slipped it around the boy’s neck, yanking it back and locking his head into place while his hips delivered a vigorous slam after slam to his ass. 9S choked, tears in his eyes but he didn’t seem to mind. A shaky hand went to the blindfold but it was useless, he was weak against the Donald’s body and grip. This lasted only a few minutes, Trump did not want to kill the android, he was expensive afterall. He dropped the blindfold and instead grasped 9S wrists, pulling them behind him and suspending his supple android body in midair. 9S cried out again and again, uselessly shivering against Donald’s animalistic humping. Their sounds filled the room. Trump’s fast and hilted breaths and 9S whines of absolute pleasure. Sweat dripped down the artificially blonde man’s brow and chest, matting his snow white chest hair. 9S body felt hot to the touch with a buzz, clearly overheating. Every sensor, every circuit was hot but more importantly alive, he felt every thrust, every wave of pleasure that came over him and he was lost in it. When his wrists were finally dropped, 9S gripped the sheets, he began to thrust himself back, ramming his ass against the cock with lust and hunger. “Don! Don! Don!” He spoke out breathlessly, again and again before he cried out once more, his head whipping back, his jaw dropped, tongue sticking out with drool dripping down to his chin while his hard cock began to release artificial cum, it staining the sheets and his thighs, the milky substance dripping down his shaft with Trump close behind him. The man only lasting several more moments himself before he grunted out, leaving another slap on 9S ass while he filled his hole with his own cum. He held himself in and gave another few bucks of his hips for good measure, each with an animal like grunt before he dropped the boy. Neither one of them spoke nothing for a long time.

“Again.” 9S spoke out suddenly. “Before I cooldown. My cooling unit will take care of my body, trust me.” He didn’t give the man time to speak before he turned over onto all fours, pouncing like a cat, his body moving in midair, his legs wrapped around Trump’s waist and his arms draped over his neck. Trump spoke nothing, he only grinned and licked his lips, the swollen head of his cock already pressed into 9S asshole. He turned his body, wobbling shakily over to the vanity where he soon slammed the android’s back against it. In return 9S moved an arm back, knocking the hair products and other accessories off the vanity. Letting it shake and creak beneath his back. 9S bounced himself up against the cock while his hands gripped Donald’s back, leaving reddened claw marks while his jaw dropped down, drooling once again. Everytime he straightened his back and pushed against Trump, it was banged right back against the vanity but 9S loved every second, groaning every time his back met the wood. He pressed his lips to Trump’s and Donald happily obliged, his mouth opened to take in the android’s tongue, both muscles writhed around eachother’s. 9S kept his legs wrapped around the man as best he could, his body only tightening with every ounce of Oval Office cock he felt against his tight asshole. Tears ran down 9S eyes, not in sadness but in absolute pleasure. He didn’t know anyone else he wanted to be wrapped around right now, anyone else’s thick cock he wanted inside of him. Neither one of them lasted long however, 9S felt himself burst already, his cock milk shooting and spreading up against Trump’s rotound belly while Donald’s own cum filled up 9S ass once again. 9S did not have time to clean between sessions, so his ass was already dripping out the excess cum. 9S soon went limp in the man’s arms.

Trump however was not a cruel man. When he felt the android’s body go limp he carried him towards the bed, their combination of cum leaving a trail on the floor. He soon dropped 9S gently onto his back while Trump slipped himself onto the bed on his back. In response, 9S rolled onto his side, a leg wrapped around Donald’s while a finger traced the man’s chest, the hair now matted with a combination of sweat and cum. “Maybe. You should have these conferences more often, huh Don?” 9S chuckled out with glee. Trump said nothing in response for a while. He only smiled.

“As long as I get to see you afterwards...Nines.”

What the pair did not know however was the Media by the door, having recorded the sounds of their ectasy and their lust. It was going to be a long month for the pair.

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