#(I actually think the tickets are already sold out �� smh)

[gio-cosmo]

There’s a Hatsune Miku concert happening near me next year and if I’m unable to save enough money to buy a ticket I might actually cry 😭

[caralara]

I don't think it's false exaggeration. I mean the way Louis started his career with barely any promo, average tuned songs and with tiny venues it seemed nearly impossible that one day he might be able to play such a huge venue. I never imagined I would witness him playing crowd this big. So if I feel this way I can only imagine how Louis felt himself standing on stage seeing so many people gathered there just for him. plus when it comes to Louis, he directly gets compared to the success of 1D and Harry. And I know deep down he still compares himself with Harry's success who has been like a legend since day one and played venues this size since his first tour. So yeah seeing Louis like this does makes me feel a bit proud. Not to mention I think radio play dynamics are sure based on connections.

And Oh Harry has to never undergo promo blockage, tiny size venues and unsold tickets but still he cried his eyes out in front of the entire stadium when he was presented with a most played flag in a stadium owned by his dear friend. So I don't think Louis and Louies are remotely exaggerating in comparison.

you’re completely missing the point.

I never said I wasn’t proud of Louis. I actually specifically said that what he’s doing (selling the 20k+ tickets to the stadium show) is fucking impressive on its own and a huge success without having to exaggerate and say “he sold out a stadium”

Can you calm down for a second and actually read what I’m writing without getting up in arms and all defensive? I love louis to death, and I am incredibly proud of him. But it is embarrassing when people say he “sold out a stadium” show to then find out he sold 25k~ of the stadium seats (which, again, is already impressive!!!!) and NOT the entire stadium!!! Also did yall forget he played to 35k people in Milan in September 2022?? 💀

It IS so so so cool of him to be able to do this without radio play!! I agree!! I am proud of him and what we managed to do together!! This is a fact that can be true while at the same time it can also be true that I find it embarrassing when people exaggerate (= saying factually wrong information like selling out a stadium when he in fact did not) his success. to me it minimise his actual success. It’s as if it ISNT impressive enough for them that he did sell 25k for that show so they have to say he sold out the stadium.

smh at this genuinely

[seventeen-going]

Seventeen going to a SHINee Concert

Episode Ten: Where Seventeen decides to go to their Sunbae’s Concert to cause more destruction and chaos

disclaimer: this in no way is trying to offend any fans/ fandoms, this in no way represents a certain type of fan/ fandom and is just written for everyone to have a light-hearted laugh :)

Hoshi: “I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M GOING TO SHINEE SUNBAENIM’S CONCERT!!!” *flaps arms in the air*

The8: “You mean WE are going to Shinee Sunbaenim’s concert…”

Hoshi: “What do you mean we?”

Wonwoo: “Minghao means that all of the members are going to the concert not just you Soonyoung”

Hoshi:

Hoshi: “But I didn’t buy tickets for you all”

Scoups: “WHAT”

Hoshi: “I didn’t know you all wanted to go!”

Scoups: “Soonyoung… I gave you like $4,000… why do you think I gave you so much money for?!”

Hoshi: “I thought you were finally giving me the love and attention I deserved and so you gave me more money!"

Woozi: “I am amazed at how highly you think of yourself”

Vernon: “Jeonghan hyung, I think you need to get Seungcheol hyung a glass of water, he needs to calm down”

Jeonghan: “Why me? Why don’t you get him a glass of water!”

Vernon: “Because you love him?”

Jeonghan: “Yeah sure.”

Vernon: “What is that supposed to mean??”

Jeonghan: “What are you waiting for Hansol? Go get him a glass of water!”

Vernon:

Scoups: “SO WHAT DID YOU DO WITH FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS SOONYOUNG?!!”

Hoshi: “Woozi I’m scared” *hugs woozi*

Woozi: “Ew don’t touch me”

Hoshi: “But you’re supposed to protect me, I’m your squishy!”

Woozi: “When did I ever say that?”

Hoshi: “In my dreams…”  *smiles*

Scoups: “KWON SOONYOUNG!!!”

Hoshi: “I don’t know anything!”

Seungkwan: “I can tell you what he did with that money”

Hoshi: “HOW COULD YOU SELL ME OUTTTT”

Seungkwan: 

Scoups:

Seungkwan:

Scoups: *taps foot waiting*

Seungkwan:

Scoups: “SO WHAT DID HE DO WITH THE MONEY SEUNGKWAN?!!" 

Seungkwan: “Money”

Scoups: ???

Seungkwan: “What? I’m not going to give away the information so easily…”

Scoups: *hands Seungkwan 5 bucks*

Seungkwan: “5 dollars can’t even buy me fried chicken”

Mingyu: “I want fried chicken…”

Scoups: *rolls eyes and hands Seungkwan another 5 dollars*

Seungkwan: “It’s a little short of what I expected but I’ll tell you anyways… he bought VVVVVIP tickets, front row, backstage pass, a meet and greet private session and also an autographed album, oh yeah aaaannnddd he bought two of everything”

Hoshi: “YOU TRAITOR!”

Scoups: “WHATTTTTT?!?!?!?!”

Vernon: “Here’s a glass of water you need to calm down hyung”

Scoups: *throws water at Soonyoung’s face*

Hoshi: *screams*

Hoshi: “MY SHINEE CONCERT SHIRT!!!”

Vernon: “Erm that was meant for you to drink it”

Seungkwan: “Oh yeah did I forget to mention he bought the entire merchandise store and the shirt he is wearing is one of the things he bought”

Hoshi: "NOT HELPING SEUNGKWAN!"

Scoups: “YOU SPENT ALL OF OUR MONEY ON YOURSELF?!”

Hoshi: “YOU DID NOT TELL ME YOU ALL WANTED TO GO TO SEE SHINEE TOO!”

Seungkwan: “Yes finally some action! This is what I left Jeju for! Hey Vernon pass him another glass of water, I didn’t get to record it”

DK: “So why did he buy two?”

Jun: “Do you really need to ask? It’s so obvious”

Dino: “He bought it to go with someone duh”

DK: “Who?”

The8: “Even the maknae knows and he is like 3”

Dino: “heyyyyyy….” *frowns*

Woozi: “I hope it’s not me”

Jun: “Dude don’t even try wishing that it isn’t, because it’s probably you"

DK: "But what’s da point of buying front row tickets when Woozi hyung is too short to see anything"

Woozi: 

Woozi: "Hang on for a moment, I'll be back after I break everything in Seokmin's room"

Woozi: *leaves*

DK: 

DK: "He's just joking right?"

*sound of glass shattering*

DK: "omg"

Hoshi: "Onew's face is drenched in WATERRR!!" *attempts to dry it with a tissue*

Scoups: "Selfish jerk I can't believe you did that!" 

Hoshi: “I can’t believe you threw water at my SHINee concert shirt!”

Wonwoo: "I saved up five months’ worth of my book buying allowance for the ticket..."

Mingyu: "I thought I already used that money for the pizza delivery last month?"

Wonwoo: "You what?"

Mingyu: "You heard nothing"

Hoshi: "I'm sorry sunbaenims... you got slapped with water" *cries*

Vernon: "You mean you got slapped with water"

Hoshi: "What did you do to deserve such humiliation? Amazing talent? Good looks?" *cries harder*

Scoups: "HELLO SOONYOUNG GIVE ME BACK MY 4000 BUCKS!"

Hoshi: "I can't its already gone!"

Scoups: "THEN SELL YOUR MERCH AWAY AND RETURN US THE MONEY!"

Hoshi: *uses two fingers to covered T-shirt Taemin's ears*

Hoshi: "How dare you say that in front of Taemin! Don't worry Taeminnie he is just jealous of your amazing talent and dancing skills and flawless looks which he doesn't have" 

Scoups: "WHY I OUTTA-"

Scoups: *lunges and grabs hoshi's shirt*

Hoshi: "STOP STOP HYUNG YOU'RE HURTING KEYYY!!!" 

Joshua: "Okay okay calm down everyone if we just take a step back we will see that it's just a small matter and it is not worth fighting over"

Seungkwan: "Soonyoung used your bibles as a stool when he tried to reach for his piggy bank"

Hoshi: "thanks a lot fam"

Joshua: "HOSHIIIII YOU LITTLE PRICK"

Seventeen: *gasp*

Vernon: "Whoa watch your language man"

Joshua: "YOU FREAKING PRICK I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU PUT YOUR DIRTY-ASS FEET ON THE HOLY WORD OF THE LORD!!"

Hoshi: "I'm sorry I needed my money if not how am I going to see SHINee?!!"

Joshua: "And I'm sorry that you weren't born taller" *throws dino's apple juice at hoshi*

Dino: "My.... my juice..."

Jeonghan: "I don't know what is happening to Joshie these few days but I think I kinda like it"

The8: "You mean the crazy Joshua that suddenly rages and forgets about his gentlemanly self and attacks people with his vicious words like a dog with a serious case of rabies?!"

Jeonghan: "Yeah that Joshua, bad boy joshie, Jeonghan likey"

Hoshi: "MY SHIRT!!! MINHO! JONGHYUN OMG ARE YOU OKAY?!!!"

Seungkwan: "Well that’s gonna leave a stain..."

Woozi: "Just wash it"

Hoshi: “But I need it tonight! The concert’s tonight!”

DK: *yanks shirt off hoshi and throws it into the washing machine*

Hoshi: “Will my shirt be okay?”

DK: “I can’t guarantee that it’ll be okay but I’ll just lie to you and say yes” *smiles*

Hoshi:

DK: “How much detergent do I put in this thing?”

*5 Hours Later… at the Concert…*

Hoshi: “I can’t believe I let you talk me out of wearing my shinee concert shirt to the shinee concert”

Scoups: “You’re lucky I haven’t murdered you with Jihoon’s guitar and sold your limps to the butcher”

Hoshi:

Joshua: “I doubt the butcher would want to even buy it"

Mingyu: “Mingyu wouldn’t buy that rotten piece of meat from the butcher….”

Wonwoo: “How did Coups hyung manage to get us in?”

Jun: “He sold Hoshi’s tickets and whatever he had bought and purchased 13 tickets for us”

Mingyu: “Can I go out to buy some food… I think we’re too early… it starts in an hour’s time” *pouts*

The8: “Is there ever a day or a time where you can stop thinking about food?”

Hoshi: “NOONA NEOMU YEPPEO! REPLAYYYY REPLAYYYY”

Seventeen:

Hoshi: “NEOMU AREUMDAUN-DAUN-DAUN-DAUN VIEWW”

Woozi: “Omg shut up”

Hoshi: “ONE OF ONE GIRLLLLL”

Seventeen: *covers ears*

Hoshi: “WHYYYYY SOOOO SERIIIOOUUSSS” *waves light stick*

Hoshi: *light stick falls out of his hand and hits woozi*

Woozi:

Hoshi: “Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry” *rubs hands together*

Shawols: *glares*

Shawols: “WRONG BAND GET OUT!”

Hoshi: “No no, I was just saying sorry to my friend… no no um, my boyfriend?… errrrrm my girlfriend?”

Woozi: “Why am I your girlfriend?”

Shawol 1: “Girlfriend?....YEOJA CHINGU?! Gfriend???” *rage*

DK: “SCOUPTASTU SCOUPTASTU SU TU RU RU” *dances happily*

Scoups: “Oh my god you guys are such an embarrassment”

Shawols: *clenches fist*

Hoshi: “OMG SEOKMIN STOP THAT”

Hoshi: “I love SHINEE I SWEAR!”

Jeonghan: “Ohhhh I~ Swearrr~”

Wonwoo:

Jeonghan: “What? Can’t I stan Sistar?”

Shawol 2: “Get me a bat”

Hoshi: “RING DING DONG, RING DING DONG, RING DIGGY DING DIGGY DING DING DING” *dances to ring ding dong*

Hoshi: “SEE I LOVE SHINEEEE”

Shawols: *gangs up*

Hoshi: “Wait or was it RING DONG DING OR DING RING DONG?”

Seungkwan: “DING RING DONG, DING RING DONG”

Vernon: “Not making it better Seungkwan….”

Hoshi: “Wait don’t you know us? We’re Seventeen! You know everyday boom boom?”

DK: “YAH YAH YAH BOOMBAHYAH BLACKPINK IN YOUR AREAAAA”

Hoshi: “NO NOT THAT BAND! OKAY YOU KNOW ME? HOSHI? NAEGA HOSH?”

The8: “NAEGA JEIL JAL NAGA”

Jun: “BAM RATATATA TATATATATA”

Dino: *whispers* “Oh my god” #poseslikeCL

Hoshi:

Hoshi: “That was actually really good my performance team! Maybe we can do that for one of our performan-”

Shawols: *grabs hoshi by the collar*

Hoshi: “OKAY OKAY NO NOT GOOD! BAD CHILDREN BAD!”

Mingyu: “DASI RUN RUN RUN” *runs*

Scoups: “What a loyal member…” smh

Wonwoo: “TT… Mingyu… how could you abandon me…”

Hoshi: “How do you want me to prove it to you that I’m a 100% SHAWOL? I’M MARRIED TO THE MUSICCCC”

Dino:

Dino: “I thought you were married to Woozi hyung?”

Woozi: o.O

Hoshi: “That was a secret chan how could you tell everyone my secret?!”

Shawol: “YOU DON’T HAVE YOUR CONCERT SHIRT!”

Hoshi: “GODDAMMIT”

Shawol: “Get this fake shawol out of here!!!”

Hoshi: “No guys I can explain, I have it but then we got into a fight about me getting VVVVVVIP tickets and then they threw water and apple juice at my shirt-“

Shawol 3: “YOU LET OUR OPPAS GET DRENCHED IN APPLE JUICE?!”

Scoups: “Okay guys I have a plan to get us out of here in one piece…. Hopefully....”

Wonwoo: “But I’m already broken into a million pieces it’s hurts so bad… my heart broke into a billion pieces when he left me here how can I ever get out of here in one piece when I’m so broken I cannot even be fixed back together even with superglue?”

Seventeen:

Jun: “If only that was for me and not Mingyu…”

Vernon: “That’s deep man”

Joshua: “Somehow… I can relate to this”

Scoups: “Okay moving on…. I’m going to try to distract them and you guys try to escape alright?”

DK: “SEVENTEEN FIGHTING!”

Hoshi: “FIGHTING!”

Woozi: “Oh god”

Scoups: “OH LOOK IT’S A SHIRTLESS TAEMIN!”

Shawols: *screams*

Hoshi: “WHEREEE???!”

Woozi: *facepalms*

Jeonghan, Dino, Joshua, Wonwoo, Jun and DK: *escapes*

Scoups: “Oh god Soonyoung”

Hoshi: “I DON’T SEE A SHIRTLESS TAEMIN YOU LIED TO ME COUPS”

Shawols: *REALISES THE LIE AND ANGRY RAGES ON COUPS*

The8: “GREAT THANKS A LOT SOONYOUNG NOW WE JUST MADE THEM ANGRIER”

Seungkwan: “I know what will help!”

The8: “It better not be a song”

Seungkwan: “Minghao! You’re getting smarter by the day!”

Seungkwan: “and a one, a two, a one two three, BABY YOU ARE MY ANGELLLLL!”

DK: *runs back into the concert hall*

DK: “THAT IS MY LINE YOU LINE STEALER”

Jun: *runs back into the concert hall*

Jun: “DID YOU SAY LINES?? I BARELY HAVE LINES AND HERE YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT LINES WHEN YOU TWO SHARE AN ENTIRE CHORUS?!!”

Dino: “Hyungs stop it…”

Vernon: “FEELS LIKE THE LOTTO THE LOTTO LOTTO FEELS LIKE THE LOTTO THE LOTTO”

Scoups: *glares*

Vernon: “What? I might as well promote myself right?”

DK: “I JUST HIT THE LOTTOOOOO”

Shawols: “EXO?”

DK: “What? Don’t you like EXO?”

Woozi: “Shut up Seokmin”

*Several hours later after much hair pulling and punching*

Mingyu: “What took you guys so long? The food I bought turned cold so I had to eat it all”

The8: “Don’t lie Mingyu, lying will give you food poisoning and you won’t be able to eat anything for three months”

Mingyu: “Erm… Manager hyung… can you drop me off at the temple? I erm have some things I need to ask God to forgive me for…”

Joshua: “Can I take this chance to tell you about Christ? Have you heard of him?”

Jeonghan: “YES like everyday Joshua…. *sighs* I miss my bad boy Joshie”

Jeonghan: “OH YEAH AND CAN SOMEONE CHECK IF I STILL HAVE HAIR ON MY HEAD THOSE GIRLS ALMOST YANKED OUT MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR! MAYBE I SHOULD GET MY HAIR INSURED...”

Joshua: “If anything ever happens to you... I don’t know what I would do... I’ll blame myself for not protecting you.... It’s all my fault...”

Vernon: “It’s just his hair man”

Joshua: “PRECISELY!”

Hoshi: “SHINEE…. MY SHINEE….”

Wonwoo: “Oh look, people who went to the concert are posting on their social media….”

Jun: “What does it say?”

Wonwoo: “Apparently Onew gave out free chicken to fans, Minho brought V onto the stage as a guest, Jonghyun gave everyone a copy of his book that he wrote, Taemin was shirtless 98% of the time and Key decided to sass everybody as usual”

Hoshi: “THAT SOUNDED LIKE THE BEST CONCERT EVER I HATE YOU ALL”

Dino: “Even Woozi hyung?”

Hoshi: “STOP REVEALING MY WEAK SPOTS MAKNAE!”

DK: “I feel like I’m forgetting something”

*meanwhile back at the dorm*

Washing Machine: *chokes*

Washing Machine: *rumbles*

Washing Machine: *shakes*

Washing Machine: *explodes*

*in the car*

DK: *thinks for two seconds*

DK: *shurgs* “Meh”

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