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[ilovemydeity]

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[translation: my name is Mituna, minor and sys host, secret account, not sharing any socials here haha, this account was made to obsess over my most loving and caring deity that I worship, I love my deity, hail saintress, bee emoji]

[superskaian]

mother FUCKEN serket

[writingathesisonthoseweirdcats]

LOG 4

Just coming back from Pine Starr’s den, and I think it will take a while for me to stop shaking.

In the admitted goal to know more about this little fucker’s den and why he basically never moved from it except to go to the Starr’s garden (and recently to the Appleby’s: I saw him frolicking with their cat Shawnty the other day), I went to his location around midnight.

Luckily, I didn’t make much noise. And the wind was blowing in my direction. Otherwise, when I stumbled upon a large clearing, with half a dozen bushes organized around a pile of rocks, and all... so many cats... all of them asleep in those bushes - seemingly by age groups, too! - except for one, back on me, staring at a gorse tunnel... If I were mad enough to believe those cats as smart as humans, I’d say it was a guard, dutifully looking out for invaders.

Anyway according to my GPS tracker, Pine Starr was in a den under all those big rocks. I thought it would be way too dangerous (not even mentionning data disrupting) to risk being seen or senced by those cats so I came back home and here I am writing my thing. Time to check the cameras, I didn’t have the time before I went.

*

Oh shit that was violent. I’m even more glad I didn’t wake any of Pine Starr’s friends. By the way that’s way too long to write let’s call him Pinestar it will be way more fluid to the hand.

Anyway one of the cams near the river has caught something in infrared at night - maybe they are nocturnal actually? - and boy was it something!

So to give you an idea - why do I even adress my notebook as “you” smh - we’ve got a small group of big, bulky, thick-furred cats, five of them, crossing the river at the beginning of the night. They are swimming quite well. The leader of the... pack (?) is a grey one. I’m pretty sure I already saw him, probably that one time when I erupted on all of those cats in Druid’s Hollow. They disappear out of the cam’s field. Two hours later they come back running, with two kittens in their jaws. Two of them cross the river and run away, the other three turn back to fight against five other cats I’ve never seen. The leader of this group? A big light-brown tabby - although it is difficult to say with the infrared filter and all, but this is top notch material baby and it says the little guy was brown.

So anyway the brown leader whacks the grey one on the head so hard it stuns him, and then when unstunned, the grey one just... drags the brown one in the river and bloody pushes him down until he drowns! At some point someone from the grey’s own group had to intervene, and boy was it weird to see. The brown came home standing on his own or almost so I assume he’s not too badly hurt.

Anyway I’ve got screenshots of all the ten guys plus the two kittens, I’m going to give them names but also use my facial recognition algorithm to profile them.

H41L-5T4R, that’s the name of that one riverside cam. Guess it’s time for Grey Leader to become Hail Star. Funny how Pine and him have seemingly the same “family name”, so to say.

As for the others... I was going to name Brown Leader Reed (for the reeds on the river) Drowner or something but then I realized he looked a lot like the kittens and renamed him Reed Feather. Wait no father. Oh well Reed Feather is kinda cute too. Let’s go with that.

Anyway I wonder what’s the deal with the kittens. Were they kidnapped? Why would wildcats kidnapp kittens?

Many questions for another day I guess.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Terezi: [walking around with Nepeta on her shoulders] B3HOLD MORT4LS, TH3 M1GHTY 3MPR3SS N3P3T4, H3R3 TO 4DM1N1ST3R V1B3 CH3CKS TO ON3 4ND 4LL

Nepeta: [giggles]

Terezi: 4ND 1, H3R LOY4L L3G1SL4C3R4TOR, SH4LL 4TT3ND TO H3R 3V3RY COMM4ND

Terezi: WHO 1S OUR F1RST V1CT1M, MY L13G3??

Karkat: [walks by]

Nepeta: [points]

Terezi: V3RY W3LL, OUR 3MPR3SS H4S SPOK3N!! YOUNG THR3SH3CUT1ON3R, YOU H4V3 B33N S3L3CT3D FOR 4 V1B3 CH3CK

Karkat: I BEG YOUR PARDON, A WHAT?

Karkat: [walks into a wall]

Terezi: H3 H4S F41L3D TH3 V1B3 CH3CK, W3LL DON3 MY L4DY

Terezi: WHOS3 V1B3S SH4LL W3 1NSP3CT N3XT

Nepeta: [whispers in her ear]

Terezi: 4 F1N3 CHO1C3

Terezi: L4DY 4R4D14 OF HOUS3 M3G1DO, COM3 FORTH

Aradia: [descends from the ceiling] my empress, y0u summ0ned?

Terezi: PL34S3 R3M41N C4LM 4S TH3 3MPR3SS ST4R3S 1NTO TH3 D3PTHS OF YOUR SOUL!!

Terezi: 1T SHOULD ONLY T4K3 L1K3 T3N S3CONDS

Nepeta: [stares]

Aradia: [stares]

Terezi: W3LL?? WH4T 1S TH3 V3RD1CT, YOUR 3XC3LL3NC3??

Nepeta: [nods]

Terezi: WH4T JOY!! L4DY 4R4D14 OF HOUS3 M3G1DO, YOU H4V3 P4SS3D TH3 V1B3 CH3CK

Terezi: 4 H34RTY CONGR4TUL4T1ONS TO YOU

Nepeta: [whispers in her ear]

Terezi: BUT OF COURS3!! 3MPR3SS N3P3T4 H3R3BY KN1GHTS YOU W1TH 4LL HONORS 4ND FULL P3RM1SS1ON TO V1B3

Terezi: H3R GR4C3 1NV1T3S YOU 1N FULL F3LLOWSH1P TO JO1N 1N H3R CRUS4D3

Aradia: [salutes] y0u have my vibes my liege

Terezi: WOND3RFUL

Terezi: NOW GR4B TH4T V4S3 4ND COM3 W1TH US

Eridan: [walking down the hall as he talks with Vriska on the phone] yeah serk in and out i swwear

Eridan: none of these suckers havve evven noticed me yet--

Aradia: [smashes a vase over his head]

Eridan: [collapses]

Aradia: Y0000000

Vriska: [muffled] Ampora? Ampora? Did you get the cookies? ERIDAN!?!?!?!?

Terezi: [from the top of the stairs] S1R 3R1D4N OF 4MPOR4 H4S F41L3D TH3 V1B3 CH3CK

Sollux: [walks in]

Terezi: HOW GLOR1OUS YOUR H1GHN3SS!! 4NOTH3R V1B3 TO CH3CK!!

Sollux who hasn't slept in three days and craves the sweet release of death or a nap: two viibe or not two viibe?? that ii2 the que2tiion. whether tiis nobler two 2uffer the check2 or two fiight agaiin2t outrageou2 fortune, ii know not. liife ii2 two viibiing a2 exii2tence ii2 two dyiing, iindeed, do any of u2 truly exii2t at all?? doe2 any 2oul truly viibe?? what ii2 the an2wer two the age-old query of liife and death, viibe and check?? iin the end, we are all the 2ame--all of u2 do be viibiing, alway2, iin our heart2.

Sollux: [faints]

Everyone: ...

Aradia: [tearing up] that was beautiful but what the actual fuck

Terezi: W3 4PP34R TO B3 4T 4N 1MP4SS3

Terezi: YOUR 4DOR4BLOODTH1RST1N3SS, WH4T 1S YOUR V3RD1CT?? DO3S TH3 YOUNG M4G3 P4SS TH3 V1B3 CH3CK??

Nepeta: :33 < ...

Aradia and Terezi: ...?

Nepeta: X33 < yes!!!!!

Terezi: 4LL H41L TH3 M3RC1FUL 3MPR3SS N3P3T4!! THR33 CH33RS FOR SOLLUX TH3 M4G3!! H1P H1P--

Nepeta: X33 < HOORAY!

Terezi: H1P H1P--

Aradia: H00RAY!

Terezi: H1P H1P--

Sollux: [passed out on the ground]

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[cmweller]

Welcome to One Horse. It's simply liminal! People who actually see it as they pass by read it as something else. But those who live there... exist there... know differently. In fact, a vast majority... are differently.

There are houseboats built on fault lines, so that liquefaction doesn't get them down. There is an actual road called Tornado Alley. It is wide, and packed dirt, and all the houses along its twisting path are built like bunkers. If you stay there during August, you will find out why. Long about the middle of that month, a twister comes down that exact path. Usually a category 3, it follows the road like it's on rails. Forming at one end and petering out at the other. And then the residents throw a huge party because tornado season is done for that year. And it is where a perfectly ordinary split-level home with a white picket fence is neighbour to an eldritch abomination designed by both Lovecraft and Escher simultaneously, and their hydrangeas are always on fire.

Baq'oth'met, scourge of several dimensions, was hanging up his Christmas Lights. He was still getting the hang of mortal holidays and careful observers would note that some of those jolly, twinkling lights were in the shape of skulls. He was wearing an abominable Christmas sweater, but that was not because of his demonic attributes. It was because it was a gift from his best friend in the world. Neighbour Steve. Who was also setting up the ladder for his seasonal lights and actively trying not to flinch again at the sight of an eight-foot skeletal hellbeast with a deer skull for a head. Well. Mostly a deer skull. "H41l 4nd w3ll m3t, th1s m3rry m0rn, n31ghb0ur!"

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