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eddis-not-eeddis · 1 year ago

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I may have to rethink my animosity towards action movies/shows, because honestly, watching this guy get beat up for an hour every night is pretty cathartic.

#I still hold that we need to see him getting teeth replaced #At least let me see him walking out of a dentist’s office ONCE!#He can be answering a plot relevant phone call even! Just let me see him having dental problems pls #He’s been punched in the face waaaaaaay too many times for his pearly whites to be intact #(Also he keeps walking into work with a revolving assortment of cuts and bruises and no one is questioning it)#(So my in world explanation for it is that he is Just That Much of a Jerk that his coworkers are like)#(“Oh he got beat up AGAIN? That tracks. Carry on.”)

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