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grungyboiii · 3 years ago
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CAN WE PLEASE ENJOY SOMETHING
let other people enjoy this fanon ending
and let alone the people who like the original final too
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anyway the part 2 really surprise me with the "eren is the father", 5/10 not quite the best plot but it make sense, but is weird.
historia being amazing as always, my queen 99999999/10
ZEKE'S FACE WHEN ARMIN TELL ABOUT EREN'S BABY 1000000/10 he was :0
child eren happy for seeing his friend, 11/10, broke my heart.
ghe whole confrontation between eren's plan and armin ideals, being hypocrite, remembering Erwin, 11/10 he needed some reality check ngl
I really think that Historia being pregnant of Eren it can being in not a strict romantic way. I mean, there's sometimes people ask their friend to help them to have babies an shit?? but ok, I really wanna see Mikasa's reaction. 7/10
Historia being the support that Eren needed, this shit is canon. She's the worst girl in the world. I like the thing she said about choosing her baby's father. 11/10
Eren behavior about keep moving forward 11/10
idk what more to say
8/10 so far, would recomended to someone who dosen't get angry for shipping non-canon couples
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beartes22 · 7 years ago
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This is hilarious and i would read a book only of your ocs
Petty Things My OCs Do
All right so quick intro :
Arashi Hokkaido,my OC, is an immortal mutant. He wasn’t born that way though, he got cursed by a powerful witch. His mutant ability grants him the power to see and manipulate electricity, but he ONLY sees electricity. Otherwise he’s blind. When he was a young homeless man many centuries ago, he accidentally angered a witch who had cursed his village with a plague. He survived the illness, and in her rage at his survival, she cursed him to live forever. Her exact words were “ Until the very last star in existence burns out, you, boy, shall remain. Your wounds will heal, your body will not age. You will survive , and you will long to join your wretched village in death. ” It’s been a lonely 5,000 years since then. Arashi has spent much of it becoming an expert at being alone, or so he’s tried. Turns out he has a soulmate, one destined to be reborn eternally . And as much as he tries to avoid said soulmate, they ALWAYS find him. But the thing is, the witch knows about the soulmate thing . And she often goes out of her way to kill his lover .
( Desmin is a special kind of bitch )
Desmin , a powerful witch who uses her magic to torment others for the fun of it. She made a deal with a demon and now is effectively immortal because her soul and heart are hidden away in heavily magically protected locations, and in order to kill her you have to destroy her heart and soul at the same time. She’s spent the last 5,000 years slowly killing off or tormenting anyone Arashi comes to care about.
- Arashi always manages to find out where Desmin is living when she moves , and immediately sends her an obnoxious amount of water chestnuts. She’s violently allergic
- Desmin once set a children’s home on fire because she found out Arashi’s soulmate was among the children.This backfires because Arashi puts out the fire AND adopts all 34 of the children living there.
- Arashi frequently creates huge scandals to get Desmin run out of town or in legal trouble , and once he actually enlisted a friend of his ( the sister of his soulmate ) to dig up connections to a string of murders Desmin committed.
- Desmin sent her familiar, a white tiger, to kill his soulmate in the 1960’s . But Arashi managed to tame it and because he treated the tiger kinder than it’s master, the tiger stayed with him and Arashi’s soulmate only suffered a concussion and a gash in the arm. He still has the tiger. He named her ’ Zen’.
- Arashi once crashed Desmin’s wedding in Italy back in 1876. Claimed to be her estranged son and loudly announced to the whole wedding party that she’d murdered her former spouse and made off with his fortune ( which was in fact true, but she was much madder about him pretending to be her child. )
- Desmin was planning on destroying a town in order to have enough human souls for a dark spell , Arashi got wind of it and so got a sorcerer friend of his to transport the town elsewhere.
- Arashi pays several personal shoppers to go through every store within 100 miles of Desmin and buy the entire supply of size 7 footwear because he knows she won’t shop online and distrusts having anything mailed to her ( largely because of him and his squad of prankster friends)
- Arashi found out Desmin wanted to get a cat so he just notified every petstore and adoption center he knew of that Desmin was into dark magic and had a history of animal abuse , AND adopted every cat the town she lived in at the time for good measure. ( He’s rich he can do such things. He’s a genius who’s patented a lot of technological marvels)
- Desmin started a smear campaign against him and he retaliated by being so charitable and courteous his city elected him mayor. She can’t ruin his reputation now, the guy’s started 47 nonprofit children’s hospitals, personally paid off the debts of his city’s college students, given scholarships to poor youths , created a medical center for the poor and underprivileged that’s entirely free of charge, runs 12 large animal shelters that are non-kill , and donates large sums to foundations like Make-A -Wish . And he and his husband are the proud parents of 12 orphans and one biological child ( It’s complicated, Renji is actually a clone of Arashi. ) Their large home is also a homeless/youth shelter for anyone that needs it.
#so i grant him eternal life -shut the fuck up Frank did you know whay onhad to gove up to remain young and beautiful? not my eyes bitch#anyway i grant inmortality and this is how he pays me? i was gonna marry big frank! i had plans! it wasnt even world domination#shut up Frank town domination is a completely harmless pursuit i tell you. all that feudal lords do it. i am a feminist ahead of my time#such a burdem i bear frank you wouldnt understand with your patriarch bigotry-infested lacking braincells#and he claims he is my son?? MY SON!? please as if some mortal fuck can impregnate all this awe-inspiring bod#(yes she looks like irma. her self confidence is her best trait truly)#the nerve of that boy frank i should decapite his soulmate again#i mean i dont even know why he gets sl angry at that. its not like the little shit wont be born again#i swear to you that soulmate thing is like the period of satan. you bravely endure it then it pass but then it comes back time after time#and you can feel it frank. inside you#toring at your uterus like a infuriated nasty cat#so you kill it and then comes bqck and arashi is just that guy you know -creepy boy to be obssesed with your periods but what can you do-#hes just that boy that doesnt understand your pain. so you kick him in the balls and tell him#you could called it#Curses witches and other annoyances for inmortal life#(-99999999/10 would not recomend)#or sth like 'A witch cursed me what should i do? well karen idk petty revenge maybe'#srly this is hilarious#like from the evil witch pov#(which i imagine is very similar to irma as the cirsed inmortal is to kronk and maybe kuzco can be the tiger or the soulmate#i did not think rhis far)#and she makes kt all sound reasonable-like and is so offended#its like that but worse" and he gets so angry#so angry that you finally killes your period and kinda asaulted him but really not bc he was asking for it#that he claims to be related to you and foils your plan and dreams and ambitions#i am a hardworking witch frank i do not deserve this kind of treatment. i deserve an empire of a crown bc with age comes wisdom#so im very wise and able to make this town and all the town the best they could be. yes with me as their goddes i deserve it dont deny truth#and this arashi fuck is an ungrateful shit so full of mysogistic views and period-like bf that he is hallucinating my faults (i dont know#them) just bc we have different politycal views. tbh his benevolent dictatorship is not so different from mine#(i was going somewhere but your oc is kinda adicting and i have may accodentally made her another personality trait or twenty? sorry)
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