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jonsaremembers · 3 days ago

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I really appreciate phil being like "one time I was hormonal and cried in public"

Idk it's just nice to hear a cis dude go "yeah hormones fucked with my feelings" like it's not some weird Female Affliction to have...*checks notes* biologically normal brain functions

#and also he's phregnant #cough #back on my dan and phil bullshit #phan

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siremasterlawrence · 3 days ago

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Fairy Tale: Jensen’s Jungle Fever

I am literally sitting alone in a bar on singles night when I spot this hottie, my eyes can’t stop looking at him from the side of my eyes with lust and he spots me as I stand up from the table. He apparently manages to speeding up his very own walking level meeting me matching my feet, he smirks a bit with a smile peering down at me because this nerd is so unsure of the events. He places his hand on the wall laying down to the side peering down at me he licks his lips checking me out as he grabs my arm in fast session and yanks me down to the chair across from him. He gets up from the table for a quick second as I take my chance digging in to my pocket swiftly, I hold a vial in my hand flipping the top of the vial as I hold the cap in my mouth and pour it in to his cup. I grab a straw ripping the paper off of it as hit the trash can then slip the straw in to his cup as I stir it watching the chemicals go all awry and I giggle a bit knowing his ass will be mine.He returns taking the cup in his hand as he is opening his mouth he lets his straw go to work and starts slurp it up in his mouth as he instantly feels a buzz racing through his body.

“Why did you approach me? What is your deal?”

“What did you do to me?”

“Answer me”

“I think your cute sue me”

“Do not get smart with me”

“I mean it! Sorry I am ass”

“You think I a cute?”

“You are hot “

“Why man?”

“You just are! Is that a problem?”

“Boy! This serum is serious “

“Dude! I am hot”

“Obviously! No need to gloat”

“I am burning up “

“Follow me”

“I’ll take you home “

“Please sir “

“I love you “

I notice something is so odd about this man he is under my full power and magical thrall without a second thought as I snap both of my fingers starting over his new genetics as they speed up and burn through what is left of other identity. Finally he wakes up his eyes popping open up slowly as they turn in to his jolly green giant eyes with a emerald green hue to them soon after and happily he listens to me very much with such intent with love in his eyes as his stare deep it.He sits mindlessly as the sweaty beads are glowing up covering the his body as it boils over on to the floor spilling onto the floor over taking the area and all it takes a bit of effort as everyone seems to get more and more sick. All the people in the bar collapse completely on to the floor falling in to a full body shivering out of control as they are in a massive fit foaming in the mouth as they are coughing they begin to shift finally they are transforming in to my copies of my new slave.On my instruction he is being interviewed on television for the world to see as his eyes are turning back to emerald green shoots a ray of light forcing everybody in the telestudio is transforming him in to exact copy of himself and soon everyone in the world follows the same.