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50 God Complex Apartments Starters

“Whoever keeps singing the top song charts from twelve years ago needs to stop. If I hear We Belong Together at 2am one more time, I’m going to scream.”

“Remind me again why the vending machines have divine protection...”

“All I want to do is enjoy my night, wHAT JERKS KEEP SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS?!”

“Glitter is a disease. It never goes away. Yet SOMEONE keeps ADDING to the amount-”

“So apparently the thirteenth floor doesn’t exist... I’m heading out to find it at midnight, are you in or out?”

“WHAT RENT?! WAIT HOW MUCH IS RENT?! HOW DO I MAKE MONEY?! WHY DOES ARCEUS NEED MONEY?!”

“I’m almost positive our apartments have been bugged, how else does Arceus know what’s happening seconds after it happens?”

“I think your gayness is rubbing off on me.”

“If you tell me one more bad pun, I’m throwing you off the roof.”

“Where the hell is Groudon keeping all those marshmallows?”

“The coffee maker in the lobby broke and I swear it wasn’t me no matter what Arceus says.”

“DO. NOT. TRUST. PRINGLES.”

“You said you could cook... Why does it look like a murder occurred here?”

“We should ding-dong ditch everyone to find out ho lives where... For science.”

“To the next person challenging Pirouette to a dance battle: I’ll have your grave dug as a final charity.”

“Do you think Big Zek will hot wire my intercom to connect directly to that pizza place? ...Is that possible..?”

“I’m going to chop off my neighbor’s nose. That stops snores, right?”

"How many times have I told you not to mess with the vending machine?!" 

"Hey, you left your socks out here on the floor." 

"But I don't even wear socks..." 

"Hey, help me blow up our neighbor's room with confetti and glitter." 

"Do you think Arceus would care if I turned his volume down- he's a little too loud.." 

"I think I fixed it- wait.. wait no, nevermind." 

"There's a hole in the ceiling, Reshiram's been here..." 

“Do you think Darkrai and Giratina even turn on the light..? Their electricity bill must be so low.”

“Kyogre and Grroudon are at it again.... Where’s Rayquaza when you need them...”

“Victini started another fight... Why do they insist on pranking everyone...”

“Your room’s a mess... Do you even clean up?”

“Why are you on the floor?”

“Why are you on THIS floor?”

“Do you think I’ll get evicted if I create an indoor hot tub?”

“Why aren’t you on my floor?”

“No running in the lobby? ..Pfft. Who’s gonna stop me?”

“I’m going to put an “out of order” sticker on my forehead and call it a day.”

“How does Zygarde keep control of all those cells..?”

“Every time this place gets a story taller, do you think Arceus asks Palkia to do it for him?”

“Do you think the garden is under divine protection too?”

“You want to burn the garden..? ...Good luck getting past Celebi and Virizion...”

“With how Groudon and Kyogre are, I’m surprised Lugia and Ho-Oh aren’t as bad.”

“Why are Kyogre and Lugia constantly trying to own the pool? Isn’t it for everyone?”

“I’m going to see how close I can get to pranking Latios before he finds out. Do you want to help?”

“How is this complex still standing...”

“It is two in the morning. Why are you knocking so loudly?”

“WE’RE NEIGHBORS, DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN IGNORE ME?!”

“What did you THINK was going to happen?!”

“You look beautiful when you wake up. And by beautiful, I mean you look like you have a rat’s nest on your head.”

“Each floor is like a new layer of hell.”

“Why does Mewtwo need a Mercedes...”

“KYUREM FROZE THE POOL AGAIN. WHY DOES HE GET AWAY WITH THIS?!”

“How many Time Puns do you think Dialga will put up with before destroying us..?”