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the-somwthing · 5 months ago

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The worst part about this post is that it was truly all off the top of my head. This is what I spout when you ask me about them WITHOUT GIVING ME TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH. Help.

I forgot about “what did I ever do to you?” “Oh, you just looked at me funny one day” smh I’m a fake fan. This is what I get for hardly remembering Last Life.

Anyways I watched thru Scott’s SL a while back (so I could get the gold medal of “watched all of Scott’s Life Series”) (side note my smoke alarm was going off for about half of it but I managed) and I will say that I feel like there was definitely more scott/joel in JOEL’S SL POV but idk I still gotta rewatch it.

But in spirit of this post being “off the top of my head” here’s Secret Life moments between them, without rewatching Joel’s real quick

Eff chronological order I can’t think

- Joel getting the assassin task to kill Scott (random btw. Cuz it used his username) and saying “oh my gosh, is this my dream?”

- not even gonna lie when I watched Joel’s ep for the first time and he started doing the exact same door trap from LL I was like “NOO JOEL YOU’RE GONNA MAKE IT OBVIOUS” 😭 like hm where has Scott seen THAT trap before

- Joel’s nickname “the florist” reminding Scott of flower husbands lol. Maybe should’ve picked something else when you send Jimmy after Scott, but hey, it certainly threw him off

- Scott awkwardly watching Joel’s wife die 😭😭 ok back to assassin task

- Scott calls Joel out and makes him fail his task 🥰

- Joel on the way for him and Scott to fail/succeed their tasks: “it’s okay you can shame me Scott” HELLO ??????? Bro didn’t even ASK

- HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE.

- Scott at the start saying that whenever he builds out of wood he can only imagine Joel coming and burning it down…

- Scott asking if anyone would trade gift hearts with him and Joel instantly running out of his house to say YES and they do it ❤️💚

- “did you kill Gem’s horse?” “..no”

- They traded diamonds for ancient debris 🥰

- “I’ll trade you… an ancient debris” “I THOUGHT YOU DIDN’T HAVE ANY MORE ANCIENT DEBRIS SCOTT” “Well not for YOU 🙄”

- “Scott and I are kind of getting on today” ??

- Real stretch here but they both had intense Thorns Zombie Grinder hatred. There was something else along this line but I forgot what.

- “SCOTT IF YOU LET ONE OF MY DOGS HIT YOU I WILL LEAVE YOU ALONE” “oh okay 🤗” *immediately turns around*

- And then Joel struggling to make all of his dogs sit down lmaoo he was apologizing so much

- Joel being on the Wither’s side when it was chasing Scott and even trying to block Scott’s path so the Wither could hit him lol

- Scott ran to Joel’s house while he was dying from wither. It seems clear to me that it was because Joel had cows and he was hoping to maybe get milk to cure the wither effect but it stopped before he reached them, but hey, I’ll write just about anything that connects them.

- The usual Joel wanting Scott dead shenanigans

- Mounders x Gem and the Scotts alliance! Joel and Scott reluctant-teamup-by-circumstance returns!!! Except they interacted a lot less this time.

- Scott kills Joel once again. But with a wolf. Does anyone remember 3rd Life 😭

- hey guys Joel getting Bdubs down to low hearts for Scott to easily finish off and gain 10 hearts was really kind-(KILLING MYSELF FOR SAYING THIS!!!!!!!!!! I FALL APART AND DIE EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT JOEL ACCIDENTALLY KILLING BDUBS AND NOT EVEN GETTING THE HEARTS FOR IT AND SCOTT (probably unintentionally) TAUNTING JOEL ABOUT IT AS HE KILLS HIM!!!!! AAAAHHHGGHGGGGH!!!!! PAIN FOR ME FOREVER!!!!!!!!!)

- shoutout to 3/5 seasons of Scott permakilling Joel. They’re really uh. Uh. Good allies?

- I know there’s more but I caaaant be bothered. Sorry guys. Oh shoot I started another bulletin so I should say SOMETHING surely. Hey am I the only one who likes “merch guy” x “band member”? I feel like there’s a lot of potential. I like to imagine an AU where Joel’s some sort of merch collector and hates Gem and the Scotts but buys their merch anyways. Cuz he’s a collector and maybe their merch is really cool. And then- this doesn’t belong here I should stop talking BYEE

Who wants to see how normal I am, AKA,

EVERY SCOTT AND JOEL MOMENT I CAN REMEMBER OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD IN SEASONS 1-4 (still gotta rewatch SL to get a refresher):

- Joel laments about not having dark oak and having to pay Scar for “future dark oak if they find it” even tho he’s SURE they DO have it, then Scott says that there’s dark oak by his house that Joel can have, and along with Jimmy and Martyn they organize a magic show to take down Scar and Grian’s monopoly.

- Joel burns down Scott’s wall 😁🔥 just to make something else burn like he did

- Scott makes fun of how poorly done the burning of the wall was multiple times before finding out who did it

- Joel also lies about doing it

- Joel also tries to murder Scott with a failed anvil trap at his door 💀

- Scott makes fun of how poorly made this trap was as well. Joel also burns the wall again as he runs away

- btw this isn’t in a super chronological order I sometimes remember things later. Like how technically it was Jimmy who started the “Joeleo oh Joeleo, wherefore art thou Joeleo” thing but Scott DID join in on it so

- also COW HEIST 🥳😅 gone wrong. Joel and Martyn try to steal Flower Husbands’ cows. Make a (very bad) deal with Jimmy to get cows. Try to steal again when Scott’s telling Jimmy not to give away cows. Finally make an ACTUAL deal. Make fun of Joel and Martyn having a tough time getting the cows up the cliff.

- Ren: “we have banners all over the server, if you joined us we could easily pinch the middle” Scott: “so Joel? 🤩” Martyn: “BTW Joel’s already with us” Scott: “so we can’t pinch Joel, dang it 😔😒”

- Scott (and Jimmy) threatening to kill Joel’s dogs 💀😁

- Scott making fun of the red army for Joel betraying them

- Scott being willing to forgive Joel for the burning of the wall if he can do them a favor sometime (to which Joel immediately offers 13 cobblestone)

- Scott making a little secret storage area for potions for everyone in the desert faction MINUS Joel because he doesn’t trust him

- OH ALSO Scott mostly just being upset at Joel for LYING about burning his wall

- Scott burning down the wool castle and saying “maybe I do understand why Joel burned my wall. This is very freeing.”

- The fire spreading to Geraldine who was unfortunately left behind, Scott ALMOST saves her before deciding that Joel deserves it

- Scott stopping by Joel’s house and Joel shows up. They talk and decide that they’re allies and won’t come after each other

- Joel gives Scott a house tour

- He also shows Scott his dogs where Scott confesses to burning the castle and causing Geraldine’s death. Joel is sad but says it’s okay

- Also they mention that Jimmy died and Joel goes “I’m glad he died JUST KIDDING we love you Jimmy 🥺😔😭”. I don’t know what to say about this.

- Oh also at some point Joel says (about the roof above his bed being missing) that he likes to look at the stars as he sleeps. This one is a huge stretch and goes into fanon territory with Scott being connected with the stars but it’s a fun fact nonetheless.

- also love the energy of Joel excitedly showing off his dogs to Scott and Scott being like “that’s cool *chuckles nervously*”

- When they’re doing war strategies Scott would often pair himself with Joel. Just sayin.

- Scott, Scar, and Grian are on that stupid platform above Dogwarts. Joel is below them inside Dogwarts with all his dogs. Grian suggests dropping some TNT down onto him to essentially deal with the problem before it becomes their problem (they’re all terrified of Joel and kind of want him to die despite being on their side so that they don’t have to face him when they win the war). Scott gasps at this and seems to want to argue but the logic is sound and he also wants revenge on Joel, so he just covers his eyes but like this 🫣 and says “I can’t watch”. Ultimately they don’t do it.

- Scott and Joel both really want to kill BigB (the last green) and they go together and kill him 🥰

- Once again Scott pairs himself with Joel to attack Ren and Martyn. Bdubs and Impulse volunteer to tag along but end up retreating before being killed like the others.

- Scott is upset that Joel died but also refers to his death as a “slight ‘woo’!” because of the revenge and previously mentioned fear of having to fight him when they’re no longer on the same side

- Scott takes some of Joel’s stuff and declares that his death won’t be in vain

- It was in vain he died again 💔 THEY DIED IN BATTLE TOGETHER AT THE HANDS OF THE SAME KING THEY SPAT IN THE FACE OF 🥰

- Scott is nervous about being Joel’s neighbor in Last Life. And Scar’s for that matter

- After many failed boogey attempts, Joel comes crawling to Scott’s house for one last shot, pretending that Mumbo was the boogeyman and killed him for THAT reason.

- Joel compliments the house (poking fun at Pearl for making Scott do all the work after finding out she didn’t build any of it) and gets them to invite him inside

- He blocks the exit and starts attacking Pearl. He only switched to killing Scott because he was defending her like a boss. He kills Scott and gets cured, but Scott’s like “PEARL, KILL HIM!!” so yeah.

- They get the enchanting table off his dead body and make fun of him for having that on him while trying to kill people, and they keep it as a reward

- I don’t have the memory to be so descriptive. Joel targets Scott’s base many times, the TNT minecart door trap, the trap at the gate that actually worked, blowing up his roof with minecarts, attempting to grief his water elevator, surrounding the base in walls of lava…

- Scott tells Lizzie that her husband keeps trying to murder him. She says that he does that to her, too, and it’s “a sign that he loves you”. Scott says “oh” and IMMEDIATELY moves on

- Scott kills Joel at the end 😁 As a desperate attempt to get them to not kill him Joel yells “TEAM?” lmao

- start of Double Life they run the same direction at the beginning and kind of yell at each other before finally managing to go separate ways

- Scott of course makes fun of Joel’s death because of the way he and Etho were acting. Not to Joel’s face tho.

- Scott compliments the Relation Ship multiple times

- Scott visits the Relation at some point when Joel is there and just vents to him about Pearl. Joel sympathizes with him.

- Multiple times Scott says that he thinks the Boat Boys are good

- Joel kills Pearl but like Scott had nothing to do with that despite also dying

- Scott burns down the Relation cuz he felt like it 😁🔥

- Joel wants Scott dead soso bad

- Joel kills Scott with a rocket while Scott tries to hit him with a bucket of water. 🥰💀

- Then um there was something about a nether portal trap uh for some reason Joel’s not here anymore guess we move on to next season

- After the boogey reroll Scott hears Joel complain about not being boogeyman and says “good to know it’s not you!”

- They go into a ravine cave together. They both saw an emerald ore but Scott mines it

- Joel asks where the emerald is and Scott says he mined it and asks if Joel wanted it. He says yes and Scott gives him the emerald. He calls it an Emerald Of Trust.

- Joel thinks it’s really nice and gives Scott a piece of bamboo in return, which Scott is happy about.

- They are stuck bonding in the stupid cave together because neither of them have much food except Scott’s cooking kelp and sharing it with Joel, so they have to wait for the kelp to cook, split it between the two of them, eat it (NOT FILLING AT ALL), and heal, just a very long process.

- Eventually Joel feels ready to leave and get better food.

- Next time Scott sees Joel, he’s with Jimmy and apparently they are now bad boys

- He watches as Joel washes away carpet like a real bad boy

- As Scott leaves Joel begs him to tell everyone that he and Jimmy are bad boys (this is one that I remember from Joel’s POV, pretty much the only thing on the list that isn’t Scott’s POV lol well actually there was probably another)

- Scott decides to live in the ocean. Joel is upset because HE wanted to live in the ocean.

- Scott watches Joel kill TIES cow for the second time

- While having a hashtag flower husbands moment Scott helps trying to put out the fire on the mansion (too late tho nobody could stop THAT)

- oh I almost forgot. After making his island Scott puts a chest on it to “dump random junk he doesn’t need to keep on him” and AS HE SAYS THIS he hovers over the bamboo Joel gave him and doesn’t put it in the chest. I know it’s moreso because it’s a resource but like.

- Also we all know what ended up happening with that bamboo gift! It surrounds the Coral Isles!

- Anyways Scott needs some carpet for his farm so he goes to the bad boys to ask for carpet. Grian and Joel tell him to strike a deal with Joel since he’s the one who has all the carpet. Scott walks over to Joel and says “remember when we bonded in the cave?” and Joel hands him the carpet. Scott says “yay 🥳 good boys! 🥰” and the bad boys are horrified, tell him to never say that again they are BAD BOYS and make him leave.

- (also may be worth mentioning that from what I can tell, Joel didn’t have that carpet on him, and actually ran to grab it as soon as Scott asked)

- god that ^ was all session one. ANWYAYS Joel asks people for gold and in exchange they can have unlimited bread. Scott and Impulse give Joel gold.

- At some point Scott goes to collect some free unlimited bread. Grian and Jimmy stop him like “WHAT are you doing ✋🤨 only IMPULSE has unlimited bread” and Scott says “no I have it too go ask Joel” so they go to Joel and say “WHAT is this about SCOTT having unlimited bread…” and Joel just goes “yup Scott gets unlimited bread 👍” so Scott collects his bread while the other bad boys are just so disappointed in Joel

- Now is where I lost track of the timeline, but I remember once or twice Scott would just be talking usually to himself like “the bad boys are truly the good boys of the server 🥰😇”

- Despite this Scott eventually becomes scared of Joel because he did the math and realized that he’s got so many allies who won’t attack him, and the people who aren’t his allies would likely be too scared to attack Scott EXCEPT Joel.

- And Scott was spot on because he was just chilling when out of nowhere Joel just charges at him yelling “SCOTT YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT” and of course after a little more chasing “SCOTT YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN STUPID”

- Scott manages to get away and thinks that Joel’s lines were really funny and pathetic and is no longer afraid of him

- Bad Boys try to trap Mean Gills’ secret bed but they get foiled

- The usual Joel wants to kill Scott really bad

- Scott’s like “we have to eliminate Joel” and gets the Clockers to help because he killed them

- Joel is terrified the entire time lmao. I remember “then why is your voice higher pitched?” “BECAUSE IM SCARED” “that’s what I thought” as he lets Joel get away ahahdg

- OH I ALMOST FORGOT Scott letting Jimmy kill him for time and Joel trying to steal the kill cuz lol.

- Back to Scott terrifying Joel. That one time he tells Joel to leave Scar alone and Joel just goes “..ok”

- And then of course Scott kills Joel again 🥳😍 surely this won’t happen again 💀

- OTHER THING I FORGOT TO MENTION CUZ IM MOSTLY GOING OFF MY MEMORY OF THE MORE RECENTLY WATCHED SCOTT POV Joel always destroying Scott’s walls cuz tradition.

So yeah this was all just off the top of my head without looking at anything. I’d love to make a new version when I rewatch SL and/or Joel’s POVs. This proves that I’m normal right

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smolchildlevy · 3 years ago

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hi (^^)

can i req on how do you think the demon bros (and datables if thats okay) would react to an mc with overprotective brothers.

coz they can be little bit too much sometimes smh😒😒

hope youre having a great day (人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ+

Hiii! I get it they can be exhausting 😂 and I hope all is well for you too!!

Obey Me! Reacting to mc having overprotective brothers

Warnings: crack, language, fluff

A/N: no pics bc there’s a limit lmao 🏃‍♀️ also sorry I hit a writers block-

Lucifer:

-He’s protective in his own way.

-But oml he tried to talk to you about your test scores one day and your brothers stared him down.

-“You got a problem with their score?” One says.

-“Guys no, he was complimenting me-“

-“Hm ok sure..”

-He isn’t scared of them, but he certainly doesn’t want to offend them since he’s in love with you.

Mammon:

-He is a protective brother himself, but he feels as though your brothers are worse.

-They are very aware of his schemes and scamming.

-“If you try something so help me I will-“ one of them says, but gets interrupted by you.

-“He wont. And if he does, I’ll let you handle him, okay?”

-“Tch. Fine.”

-He’s spooked by them since they radiate the same energy as Lucifer does when he’s mad.

-But like- he makes sure that he doesn’t mess up when they’re around.

Leviathan:

-Mammon may be spooked by them but Levi’s fear is on another level.

-You would think that he wouldn’t be scared of a few humans, but here we are lmao

-He thinks they’re out for him when they glare at him for staring at you for too long.

-Like I’ve been saying, he’s too shy to do anything to you, so they mainly watch what he says.

Satan:

-He’s pretty respectful, although his anger can get the better of him sometimes, and in that case your brothers are on him.

-“How the fuck did you manage to lose my book??” He asks.

-“I uhhhh” you scratch the back of your neck nervously.

-Your brothers come up to the two of you.

-“You got something to say huh?”

-“Yeah, don’t curse at our sibling.”

-“It’s my fault though-“ you mention.

-Satan sighed. “It’s fine, it wasn’t that rare anyways. I’ll just get another.”

-He thinks their dedication (more like stubbornness) to keep you safe is honorable.

Asmodeus:

-He is super flirty, so your brothers are bound to be on his ass lmao

-He’s just super affectionate especially to you.

-Buuut your brothers don’t like that of course. Especially since he’s the “avatar of lust”.

-“Oh my, MC you look ravishing in that outfit!” He says one day, smirking at you.

-“..Watch it.” One of your brothers warned.

-“Hm.. okay okay fiiine.” He pouted.

Beelzebub:

-He’s not extremely protective over his brothers, but he will fight if he has to, so he sees where your brothers come from.

-He wouldn’t hurt you, so your brothers have nothing to worry about.

-Originally they thought they would have a problem with him, because he’s a tall buff dude who’s a demon.

-But when they see that he’s nothing but nice to you, they have a sigh of relief.

-Though, they still watch out for him.

Belphegor:

-He’s a cheeky mf, so your brothers watch him even if he’s also super lazy.

-They hated him for the longest time after what he did.

-It took a lot of convincing to show them he changed because they were so stubborn.

-He understands why they do what they do though, so it doesn’t bother him too much although he’s upset he rarely gets to cuddle with you.

Simeon:

-He’s able to get along with them, since he’s nothing but nice to you.

-“Ugh I’m trying to find something bad about you but I can’t find one wtf” one of them says to Simeon.

-“Haha.. thanks?-“

-There’s nothing they can worry about when you’re with him. He’s literally an angel so

Diavolo:

-He finds it very amusing.

-It’s refreshing seeing your brothers be so protective of you.

-“How wonderful! You should invite them over here sometime!” He says after you informed him about your overprotective brothers.

-They think he’s pretty cool for the prince of the Devildom.

Barbatos:

-I feel like he’s indifferent about it.

-Your brothers probably wouldn’t find a problem with him.

-Like he’s nice and he doesn’t bother you??

-He doesn’t mind making them tea too so they like him lol

Solomon:

-He’s a pretty sly guy who hangs around you and Asmo so-

-Your brother will absolutely not allow you to eat his food(?)

-“Get that shit away from my sibling right now.”

-“It’s fine-“

-“No. you’re not eating that.”

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Reqs open <3

#smols friends <3 #obey me x reader #obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me x gender neutral reader #obey me fluff #obey me shall we date #om #obey me drabble

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mariaiscrafting · 4 years ago

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I read that long answer you had to that ask about gender and I just started typing and this happened aaaa

I wanted to say if you don't already know Oyèrónkẹ́ Oyèwùmí, I think you would enjoy her work!

She goes into a lot about how gender categories were diverse, not necessarily tied to anatomy and in many ways very, very porous when compared to the European system.

If you wanna dig into the meat and bones of gender as a social construct theory, she definitely gets in to it and does not skirt around the fact that when discussing it things like colonialism and capitalism cannot be ignored.

I'd also suggest looking into how anarchists view gender and it's origins/function 👉👈 totally not biased because I am an Anarchist but some of the most refreshing perspectives on gender across the board have come from trans anarchists just saying :')

And bro I won't lie when I first realized I wasn't cis, I felt trapped in a box and like I had to have a full grasp of who I was and what labels/pronouns I wanted to use immediately- I had to justify myself at every turn to cis people and if I was even slightly flaky they would corner me in the box of cis-ness that comes with ideas like "male brains and female brains" and "born in the wrong body" and transmedicalist language among all these other things we often hear flying around as explanations to debate the very existence of trans people.

When I learned about the connection of pre-colonial gender systems to queer and trans emancipation/resistance- I won't lie to you, it got a lot easier to understand who I was and what it looked like to both be trans and fight for trans rights/visibility. Like it fostered as much of a sense of liberation as it did a quiet sense of frustration when I started reconstructing the very idea of gender in my mind down to the very definition.

I was mostly frustrated because I realized much of the language trans people, especially young trans people, use to talk about themselves was being dictated by cis people just so cis people could "understand" it's just... Not good. Like plain and simple.

I'd argue cis people aren't owed some easy way to discuss or swallow down something they will never understand, I don't even care if that sounds harsh- but cis people discussing gender around trans people is a lot like watching someone try to put the square block through the circle in one of those kid's puzzles. It's cumbersome and embarrassing smh.

Sorry that was super long and a pretty random thing to drop in but I enjoyed reading what you thought about the theories of gender and your own personal dealings with gender identity/ how you view expression vs. identity! It's neat to see how others look at all that stuff and how their ideas of it grow and evolve over time.

And I think if you're questioning things and feeling like you're not cis- go buck wild dude! Keep reading up on things, and move into your own individual understanding of your gender- that's honestly super awesome and I wish you the best of luck!!!!

This is honestly probably the best ask I’ve ever gotten. I’m 100% going to check her out, tysm for the rec. On queer anarchists, I fucking love their perspectives on gender. Some of the best shit I’ve read on gender came from trans anarchists, and it’s so refreshing compared to what I usually have read in an academic setting - that is, mostly cis ladies’ writings lol.

Honestly, I think one of the primary things that got me to start questioning my own gender in the first place was when I broke away from the language cis people use to rationalize the trans experience. Like, before, when it was explained to me as “born in the wrong body” and “always knew I was x” and in terms of binary trans experiences only and in the perspective of transmedicalism, etc., etc., I was like nope, no way I’m trans. But once I got rid of those kinda reductive notions on gender and what it means to be trans, and started learning from trans people who were redefining gender and sexuality for themselves, I realized that it’s not as simple as that - that I didn’t have to fit into this box of the binary trans ftm who has dysphoria and feels like they were born in the wrong body and figured it out via wearing pants and playing basketball when I was little and wants to bind and get things like facial realignment surgery, etc. Like, the subject is so much more fluid and complex than what I was first taught, and it was just so fucking freeing to finally realize that.

But anyways, yeah, I would say, right now, that I am “cis-ish”, I guess, just because I don’t know where I stand and am uncomfortable with about 101 things when I think about my own body and gender and mind. Honestly, I look at younger people who aren’t even that much younger than me - only by, like, 3-5 years, tops - and the culture they’ve got going online, in Discord and Twitter and Tumblr and Tik Tok and I’m fucking glad that so many of them seem so comfortable with the fluidity of the subject, so much more comfortable than I am, and that they can adapt so easily to differing theories, identities, perceptions of others and theirselves, expressions, names, pronouns, etc. Lol that’s kinda the point of ease and comfort I hope to reach one day, I suppose.

But seriously ty for this ask :) It makes me feel less alone, and I am for sure going to check out your recommendations!

#asks #gender #gender identity #not mcyt #whoops we got into social theories on the mcyt sideblog my bad yall #Anonymous

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hwanuels · 5 years ago

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n.jm: where were you?

summary: y/n does not know what the fuck is going on half of the time.

pairing: highschool!fboi!jaemin x fem!reader

warning: a lot of cursing, drug usage reference, crackheadness, maybe a lot of grammer error. this is my first bullet-scenario au so yeah. also! this a collab with the lovely @huangsren in out nct dreamies alternate universe teehee. she has a lovely, fluffy renjun one up so go read it!

part two!

you okay let’s get this collab with @huangsren

so at NCT High if you don't know Na Jaemin who the hell are you? like everyone knows this kid from lunch ladies to the freaking janitors

its not a surprise since the dude is literally dead drop gorgeous and has a shit ton of social skills. like the boy deadass can swindle his way out of detention (which he did) with just a wink

typical fboi but instead of it being a huge turn-off, girls still throw themselves on him even when he WARNS them beforehand that he isn't looking for a serious thing

still, they get attached and heartbroken when he tells them “this isn’t working out”

his friends (aka art-hoe!renjun and student-athlete!jeno) always rolls their eyes when jaemin rolls up into the lunchroom with his arms wrapped around a new girl’s shoulder

“bet she’s not going to last two weeks”- renjun slapping down a 10$

“knowing him, this isn’t going to last more than a week”- jeno said but still sliding over a 10$ bill

AND SUPRISE it doesn’t

both renjun and jeno don’t approve of his philandering, but they stick w jaemin cause he’s still their best bud cause bros before hoes ya know what i mean?

this is especially true with jeno cause they’ve been bffl since they were like five but that doesn’t mean that jaemin is anything like jeno.

nah man they both are the complete opposite of each other

like jeno is a quiet reserved student-athlete boi but jaemin out here acting like a little thotty

nomin is like a package deal, no one can separate them

here where out little y/n comes in

surprisingly you’re childhood friends w nomin

both u and jeno are neighbors and your families have been friends since before you were even conceived

your moms’ have weekly tea times where they’d gossip about everything and anything while your dads would be watching the weekly soccer/football games drinking a cold one

you and jeno would be playing with some legos or barbies

jeno had a minor (major) barbie obsession which was probably induced by you

don’t tell anyone but jeno still binge-watches barbie movies;;;his favorite really be the princess charm school one

like i said nomin is a package deal so expect jaemin to be taging along to yours and jeno’s weekly playdate

imagine you being the princess while jaemin pretended to be the prince and jeno was the dragon,,,yeah man it was so lit

this isn’t a jeno fic btw keep in mind its still jaemin

all of that stuff before was when the three of you were like kids

once highschool came around all three of you found ur niches: jeno was the student-athlete, jaemin was well that guy that was wanted by all the girls

and you were just a regular mundane student ya know,,,you weren’t extremely talented nor smart you just floated around

u still hung around jeno tho but your friendship was really lowkey

like both of y'all would wait until the other one was completely alone or do some ridiculous actions to deliver the simplest messages

jeno would look both ways before slipping you a note in class that said “can your mom drive me home today?” and you would make sure no one was looking before nodding secretly

or the two of you would hide behind bushes to say that y'all parents wanted to have dinner together tonight

tbh yall could just text each other but where’s the fUN in that?

jaemin, on the other hand, was someone you haven’t a solid conversation with since sophomore year bc of an incident

basically, you had helped one of your friends into a relationship with jaemin that lasted for about two months,,, which was considerably a long time considering that it was jaemin.the two of them were a fat power couple

ur friend, let’s call her ella, was probably one of the more popular girls at school. she was well-known for being the prettiest, kindest girl that everyone LOVES

anyways, things didn’t end so well bc he stood her up at hoco even though he was gonna be crowned homecoming king and her queen.

no one knows why jaemin just ditched but he did.

didn’t stick well with your friend tho cause she stopped talking to you as well not really giving you an explanation

and this led to everyone in your friend group to kinda put all the blame onto you

this is also when jaemin picked up his heartbreaker reputation and began living up to that title

at first ur were hella mad and sad, but you got over it cause being outcasted and kicked out of that friend group led you to befriend the local stoner boi!haechan

honestly, you got over it but after ignoring and avoiding jaemin for a whole year it just stuck.

yall never talked again

here comes SENIOR YEARS BITS

u were so done w school at this point, you had suffered and labored through junior year,,, SAT and ACT were the biggest bitches you ever faced in your lifetime and this is coming from someone who was friends with the resident shithead lee haechan

so it’s lunchtime and you’re listening to haechan’s wild story about some shenanigan that he and his weed dealer/ older college friend mark had gotten up to the past weekend

“so like we were just hitting a blunt this weekend in mark’s car and this cop pulls up next to us.mark rolls down the window and all of the smoke just hits the cops in the face”

“you're a fucking idiot, haechan��

“listen bitch, i’m not done”

“so the cop is doing the regular illegal drugs bullshit and asked mark a question. understand at this point that mark is high as fuck so i kid you not the crackhead says quack. nothing else just quack. honestly, i still don’t know how we got out of that but we did and lee haechan is still in school.”

you want to slap your friend with a big smh at this point

but it so ridiculous and so haechan that you can’t say anything else

and you don’t have too! bc someone taps ur shoulder pulling you out of your convo and boom it’s ella

“hey, y/n” she starts out sweetly and you could feel haechan’s bitch face directed towards the girl, who seemed to just ignore the boy

“what’s up, ella?” you were hella fucking slightly irritated and highkey suspicious bc like this was the first time that she talked to you in like two years

“this out of the blue, but you know how prom is coming up soon? we need extra hands on the planning community,” ella explained with a bright smile “we need another person to work on making the centerpieces for each table, but we only have one person on that”

“okay, so what does this have to do with her?” haechan’s bitchy tone soaked in each word

ella’s smile faltered slightly at his words, but it was so subtle that only people with keen eyes could notice

“i hope that i’m not imposing anything on to you.” ella trying to reassure “but Mr. Moon told me that you still need some community service hours for our graduation requirement so I just assumed that this would be a good opportunity for you.”

oh shit

you completely forgot about that and you still needed like another 10 hours to complete

“ummmm”

“i wouldn’t ask you this but my workload is completely swamped” ella added “it would be a big help if you can help. haechan, you can help too!”

haechan let out a loud gag that seemed to baffle her

“oh hell no, i already got my community service hours done like freshmen year.”

you gave haechan the most incredulous face you could make cause like this druggie who gets high every other week and vapes in the bathroom really finished his community service hours before you????how??

“don’t look at me like that.” haechan kicked you underneath the table “it was before i learned how to roll a blunt”

“drugs aren’t good for you, haechan,” ella chided

haechan made a mocking face,,you know the one he does like that one,,”not all of us can be little miss goodie-two-shoes like you”

oKAy time to do some damage control before your shithead friend gets himself into more shit

“i’ll do it. just text me the details.”

“thank you so much y/n!” ella said before bouncing off

“i hate her” haechan stated

“you hate everyone”

CUE aFTerschool when you follow ella’s text to go to the art building where everyone was gathered

the minute you walked in you realized that you should have just said no and done some other community service activity cause jaemin was present standing in the corner and other people who you once called your close friends that turned out to be fat snakes

now you gotta deal with them again (aww shit here we go again)

ella is motioning you to come into the classroom which you obliged cause you figured that you possibly could survive w ur rbf on as you made your way to the other unoccupied corner

there was some whispering in the background but you ignored it cUASE like hyuk always says: “you just gotta get high and block out all the haters”

well, he was right about the second half, not so much the first.

“alright everyone! thank you so much for volunteering to help set up for our senior prom! we only have about three weeks so we have to get all of the decorations done as soon as possible!” ella said in a chirpy tone

a lot of people looked motived by the girl’s bubby short speech on how everyone needs to put in 100% of their effort. you zoned that out as you caught the sleeping figure at the teacher's desk

“goddamn you mr.moon forcing me to be here” you grumbled in your head almost missing your assigned duty,

“y/n!” your head snapped in the direction that your name was called

you saw ella standing with jaemin and the sirens go off in your head

FUCK THIS

you let out a loud sigh before trotting over to the two

ella gave you a piece of paper that had the centerpieces’ picture on them along with a long list of decorations “all you guys have to do is make about 300. all the directions are on the sheet and the supplies are in the other room. it’s really simple, just have it done by next friday.”

you nearly popped a blood vessel

300 by next friday? today was wednesday so that meant you only had ten days to finish all 300 of them

so you and jaemin are walking to the classroom next door to get the supplies y’all needed,,, in your head, you were just cursing everything in existence for putting you into this position especially mr. moon

“so how did she rope you into this?” you heard jaemin say from beside you as you both carried boxes out to the parking lot.

you two came to the good conclusion to split the load so that he would do half and you would do half

150 it’s not that bad

15 a day

hell yeah

it was so strange and foreign talking to him since it’s been about two whole years.

he had a nice voice tho ngl maybe that’s why he got out of that detention that one time

“she somehow found out that i still needed to complete my community service hours before graduation” you murmured, praying that haechan remembered you telling him to wait for you after school

he probably ditched you to get high or hang out with one girl he liked

all jaemin said was “oh” and the rest of the walk to the school’s parking lot was quiet

the tension was so thick you could cut it with a knife and the knife would break

“hey can i ask you a question?” jaemin asked when the two of you were about to go your separate ways

you could see mark’s old beat-down car meaning that haechan, in fact, did ditch you but had the decency to call up mark to pick you up

“yeah, go ahead”

“how come you still talk to jeno, but not me?”

i shit you not this was the quietest and deepest voice that you ever heard jaemin project

you didn’t know how to reply so you looked down at the large box in your hand, mumbling some incoherent excuse

“can you repeat that?”

“ i said, we don’t really have any other reasons to be friend's unlike me and jeno”

“is that all?” jaemin asked, probably catching onto your bullshit

you were probably delusional but you could’ve sworn you heard some sadness in the tone he used

you nodded quickly trying to get to mark’s car hoping to avoid further conversation

but boy was jaemin stubborn

“that wasn’t a good explanation,y/n! ” jaemin called out after you.

this time he sounded more lighthearted than before

you turn around to face jaemin who had a fatass smile on his face

damn was he good looking smiling like that

“give me a better reason tomorrow or else i’m taking you on a date!” his dazzling smile nearly blinding you as he made his way to his own car

inside your head little y/n is going whattheactualfuck?

“what’s with that shook face?” mark ask as you climbed into the passenger seat

“what the fuck?” you say

“huh?”

you look at mark “what the ACTUAL fuck?”

poor mark is like wtf is wrong with her,,,did haechan get her on some type of crack?

that night while you were making the little centerpieces you were still going over what jaemin said

you looked at the last centerpiece you finish making

was he flirting with me? or was he serious?

he sounded sad when i said that tho?

at the same, this was jaemin, a boy who is well-known for having flings left and right.

he’s probably just flirting

until next day! jaemin pops up next to you as while you get your shit from your locker for your first class

“did you come up with a good explanation yet?

his sudden appearance startled you causing you to subconsciously let out a yelp

“cute” he said, and you forced down the blush that was about to show

“i thought i told you already?” causing jaemin to shake his head like a cute little puppy

“i don’t accept it.i want a better one,” he said sounding like a spoiled toddler

you gave him the “wtf do you mean look” and he was about to reply until you saw haechan walking through the school doors with a pair of sunglasses on which can only mean one thing

that little shit head came to school high again

you pushed passed jaemin and stormed towards haechan pulling him to some vacant hallway to lecture him

leaving jaemin standing there staring at your backs as the two of you left

jaemin’s smile dropping significantly as he nearly glared over at the two of you leaving, specifically at the back of haechan’s head

“dude, why do you look like you’re going to murder someone?” jeno asked as jaemin sat next to him at their lab station

you weren’t in this chemistry class but haechan was,,,and it was his naptime

“how is y/n friends with him?” jaemin stared directly at a sleeping haechan

jeno follows his line of sight, letting out a sigh once he notices it was haehcan

“she never really told me, but i assume it was because she stopped being friends with ella and that group” jeno said honestly. he raised an eyebrow in question at his bffl “why do you need to know”

jaemin didn’t answer him, continuing to glaring at the sleeping male

jeno rolled his eyes at his friend's antics

but in a serious tone, he warns to his friend, “don’t pull your games with y/n.”

except jaemin’s head wasn’t registering this warning,,he was solely focused on how lee fucking haechan the biggest stoner of NCT High managed to take a girl’s attention from him, na jaemin....it was simply ridiculous

maybe he really was an attention seeker bc he made a beeline for your table during lunch instead of his regular one once he saw just how loud you were laughing at haechan’s joke

“what’s so funny?” jaemin asked sliding into the seat next to you

now both of you and our boy hyuk is like wtf

immediately you’re on defense, “what are you doing here?”

“you never gave me a good explanation!” jaemin pouted, giving you fat puppy eyes

those aLMost worked

“uhhhhhh” you try to find a good excuse but jaemin quickly cuts you off

“it’s okay if you don’t have a good explanation,” jaemin reaches over and steals a fry from haechan’s tray eliciting a hissing sound from the boy “you just have to go on a date with me”

then he winks

and he's gone

“what in the holy fuck just happened?”

the amount of time that y/n has said wtf is unbelievable

haechan’s sunglasses slip down the bridge of nose and you could see his red eyes giving you a look of disappointment, “and you say i have issues”

“stfu before i slit your throat”

the rest of the day wasn’t any easier on you tbh. you learned that jaemin was really really stubborn and very very clingy

the boy deadass scanned the whole hallway to find your face so he could tag along with you to your next class even though you could have sworn that his class was one the other side of the school

he kept on bombarding you with questions on what you wanted to get after school and if you like roller skating

by some means, you were able to hide in the library for the rest of the study hall period which meant that you could probably avoid jaemin until school ended

you spotted a familiar boy huddled in the corner reading a book that made you squint your eyes.

marching over to jeno, your eyes just say “explain”

jeno looked at you with like those wide eyes he does when he’s shookth bc the two of you never interacting in school so puBlicly

“what the hell is na jaemin trying to pull?” you whispered-yelled plopping down in the wooden seat next to the athlete

jeno is all like????wydm

and you explain your whole situation to him and he just lets out the biggest sigh

“he doesn’t like being left on read”

“what do you mean?”

“i mean, that’s what you basically did to him sophomore year. he was kinda depresso about how you just stopped talking to him out of nowhere. by the way, why did you do that?”

tbh you really didn’t know at first you were mad at him

was it bc his actions caused all your friends to blame you for his inability to commit to a relationship,,, but it’s been two years since that incident

you got over it, so why were you still avoiding jaemin?

“i dunno after him and ella broke up, i didn’t have a reason to talk to him.”

jeno looked at you like “really? is that your answer?”

“think about that question again because i’m sure that that's, not the whole answer.”

now you’re more confused but also very mad about how both of them weren’t accepting your reason as valid!

so as you were furiously making the stupid centerpieces that ella forced you into volunteering to do

angry y/n really got through a solid 50 of them

you pondered on jeno’s words and you thought back to sophomore year

you remembered still joking around lightheartedly w jaemin until he started dating ella

he actually spent a lot of time and effort even ditching jeno sometimes for her which was okay cause jeno would chill w renjun or even you (mostly bc he could watch barbie movies w no shame)

everything was alright until homecoming came around and jaemin flaked on ella leading them to breakup the next day

and ella to stop talking to you which made everyone mad you or think that you were the one that caused the breakup

WHICH YOU DIDN”T

you were the one that hooked the two of them up too! so it was really unfair!

it's like 2 am and you don’t know what came over to text jeno but you did

y/n: why didn’t jaemin go to hoco sophomore year?

you felt instant regret after sending that text bc like it probably made it seem like you were interested in jaemin,,,, which you were totally not!

seconds later jeno slaps you with the ”ask him yourself”

fattest facepalm

so that’s how you spent the entire night finishing all of your centerpieces that you were assigned to make cuz of your frustration

wow we love a productive y/n

alrighty this is where shit goes down

now that you were done with all of your centerpieces you took them to the art room the next day before school where ella was there doing her stoof

she looked up with a giant smile when you came in with a giant box

“you finished all of it?”

“nah just 150. jaemins finishing the other half” you set the box down

“oh okie,” ella nodded returning to whatever she was doing beforehand

since it was just the two of you in the classroom and you’ve been dying to know the answer since sophomore year

so fuck it

“hey ella, can i ask you a question?”

the said girl looked up with that same friendly smile that she gave everyone “of course!”

“why didn’t jaemin show up to hoco sophomore year?” you blurted out

in an instant, ella’s smile dropped and there was a sudden cold look in her eyes

“you already know the answer to that, y/n, you don’t need me to answer you. now if you excuse me, i have things i have to do” ella said in a very unlike-ella-way

her answer made you even more confused than ever bc how were you supposed to know the answer to THAT

confused!y/n is even more confused

however, all your questions were about to be answered, not really tho

you’re on your way to the third period with the same burning question in your head: why the hell did jaemin not show up to sophomore year hoco??? someone help?

tbh you didn’t even notice someone yanking you into the janitor’s closet until you were surrounded in darkness and someone's hands were clasp over your mouth

“it’s me, jaemin” his soft whisper sent tings down your spine

he let go of your mouth to switch on the light

“are you fucking insane?”

“yes, but it’s only cause i’m madly in love with you”

you rolled your eyes “cut the bullshit, jaemin, what do you want?”

“our date. you never gave me a solid explanation, so i want a date”

you were about to reject him but then an idea formed in your head

“fine”

and with that one-word jaemin’s eyes glowed 10x brighter with his smile almost blinding you

cheesy i know.

“let’s go now!”

the boy was really about to skip class just to go on this stupid date w you

is he that bored? did he really run out of girls to date?

but then again you really don’t want to go to math bc you’re pretty sure there's a test today that you haven’t studied for yet

so that’s how you found yourself with jaemin at the local ice cream parlor

jaemin INSISTED that y'all share a sundae, which he also fought you to pay for

there a silence that falls upon you for a little bit

jaemin breaks it though like he breaks heart (okay minnie that’s kinda mean)

“ella told me that you finished your half of the centerpieces in two days. that’s pretty impressive,” he comments

you nodded staring at the ice cream drowned in chocolate syrup

“to be honest, i haven’t gotten much done yet,” he admitted, continuing to ramble on “it’ll get done. i might even pay renjun to do it, but i’m pretty sure he’s too preoccupied with this girl that he’s been pining over for a while”

“speaking of which, are you seeing anyone right now?” jaemin asks out of nowhere.

“lol i could be doing other things with my time.”

jaemin observes your face closely taking in the faint blush on your cheeks from his direct gaze, “so what about that haechan dude?”

“what about him?”

“are the two of you a thing?”

you nearly gagged

“there no way in hell i’d ever get with haechan. besides, he’s having some of his own girl problems right now. he was being a little bitch about it too”

“good” jaemin says really contently.

“why didn’t you go to hoco sophomore year?” you finally asked

taken back slightly, jaemin softly smiles down at the half-eaten sundae

instead of answering you, he asked another question “why did you stop talking to me?”

you gulp, but eventually, you had to tell him the truth even though it was kinda dumb and immature

“because ella was mad at me after the two of you broke up.”

he shifted his gaze up to your own eyes

“do you know why she was mad at you?”

you shook your head

jaemin smiled again

this time it kinda looked sad :(

“because she knew that i was in love with you”

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jam-heathen · 4 years ago

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14 - 30 - 49 for Nurseydex. Can be one, some, or all of them. ^_^

Yall really out here wanting me to write some worried boys, huh? 14 is the same as 20 looking at the list now, so that one will come later but I got both 30 and 49 in this one (though post-migraine I cannot tell if it’s “good” or “written correctly” or whatever lol)

_X_X_X_X_

Will is having a shit day. The huge program that was due this morning had come at the end of a two game over time streak and was followed up by an exam in his User Interface and Design course. Some unapologetic freshman spilled half of Will’s coffee over his favorite SMH hoodie, he’s had two hours of sleep, and the only good thing about today is no practice after class means he can just take a nap.

And, to his credit, that’s absolutely what Will was on his way to do after class. His senior year schedule, minus his feelings about the workload, is looking pretty great. There’s a several hour block where no one’s in the Haus but him. Will’s ready for it to be gloriously calm and silent when a lacrosse ball makes direct contact with the bridge of his nose. Fuuuuucking LAX bros.

Will waves off their half-hearted attempts at asking if he’s okay and instead heads directly to the Haus to assess the damage. At the very least he’s sore and has a nosebleed. It doesn’t feel like it’s broken, but that’d be just his luck for the day. Will makes a beeline for the kitchen expecting to be able to wash up in the sink, but there’s Nursey leaning against it.

Before Will can ask for him to move, Nursey’s up and checking him over. Hands fly gently across his arms and face, never quite landing anyway and probably too anxious to be effective at checking him over. “Holy shit, Dex, what happened? Who hurt you?”

Will chuckles and reaches around to grab some paper towels. “Bold of you to assume it was a person. I should be fine, dude, I just got hit by one of the LAX bros missing a catch.”

"Okay, well," Nursey starts, still looking uneasy, "maybe you should sit down or something? And gimme your sweatshirt, I'm washing that for you."

Will does take Nursey up on the offer to sit. "Oh. Uh. Thanks, but you don't have to do that. I can wash my own shirt, Nurse."

That was apparently the incorrect answer, as Nursey follows him hands on his hips. "I'm very aware, William, and I'm equally aware I do as I please. Let me help."

Will acquiesces both because it's a generous offer after a rough day and because there’s something remarkably nice about the way Nursey uses his first name like Will’s stupid to question being taken care of. So William J. Poindexter ends up curled up on the couch while Nursey flits in and out of the room very obviously checking on Will and very obviously not in the mood to be called out about it. It’s sweet for the first five minutes; Will’s nose has long stopped bleeding, he’s been given a blanket to curl up with, and was brought a light blue gatorade for no particular reason. There’s only so much Will can really handle before it starts grating on him, though.

“If you’re gonna hang out here can you just sit down or something? Your running around is making me nervous and I wanna watch the SyFy channel in peace.”

Nursey frowns at him for a moment before sitting down on the couch next to Will. He’s a lot closer than he has to be, strictly speaking, but Will isn’t going to complain. Nursey watches in silence for a minute before mumbling, “I hate the SyFy channel. That’s not how you spell science or fiction.”

Will wordlessly hands Nursey the remote, but Nursey doesn’t change it. After a bit, Will decides to address what he’s thinking. “So. That was unexpected.”

Nursey quirks an eyebrow but otherwise seems like he’s trying to play it cool. “What do you mean?”

Will chuckles a little bit. “You being really unchill about a nosebleed, Nursey.”

“Yeah, well,” Nursey shuffles down further into the couch as he talks, deliberately still not making eye contact. “It seemed bad at the time. And I care about you or whatever. You know that.”

Will smiles, turning back to the TV and leaning his head on Nursey’s shoulder. “Yeah, I really do. Today’s turning out okay, though.”

#nurseydex #omgcp #ficlet #mine #smalltownwriter #randomnoteforfuturereference

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writersmacchiato · 6 years ago

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Recreating Vines with Two-Bit

Part Two that no one asked for of this

———

two bit saw the videos you and Pony took and laughed his head off

but then got mad you didn’t invite him over

so you start filming him while you’re hanging out in your backyard

“who is your favorite Uber driver?” You ask, watching as he pretends to chew gum. “Umm I’ve never been to oover javer ”

He makes you send it to Pony to rub it in his face

BUT THIS IS TWO BIT

he wants to recreate the crack kid vine

so you walk over to the park with him and he’s practicing his screaming and people are giving you dirty looks but you don’t care ;^)

oh how convenient, there’s a basketball on the court

You attempt to throw the ball at two and also record at the same time - it’s more difficult than it sounds??

it takes five tries

the first three times Two didn’t scream properly

the fourth time you nailed him in the face with the ball and couldn’t stop laughing thank god you got it on camera

five times the charm!!

but now his throat hurts and so you go get ice cream (that’s not going to help but okay two butt)

Two bit starts to record you and starts talking, “so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titty”

“wha?” You wheeze, falling to the ground laughing

two bit stills wants revenge against the Curtis bros bc they “betrayed” the meme master (that’s actually u but we’ll let him think what he wants smh)

so you drive to the lot and lo and behold - Johnny is chilling, smoking lookin’ cool

you recruit him for the job and he agrees bc he has nothing better to do

“heyjohnnytwobitandiarentdoinganythingillegaliswearwejustneedhelp” “k.”

so Johnny is in the back seat of two’s car with your phone filming as you drive.

you slowly drive down the street where the Curtis’s live

Two bit swings his head around to face and the camera and says “fuck ya chicken strips” in a creepy ass voice and screams it out the window at Ponyboy who is walking home from seeing a movie

Ponyboy stands there in shock, shocked that you betRAYED HIM

Johnny saves the video of two bit and starts recording a new one

He leans out the window and starts talking in an accent

“You ain’t shit duck, you’re never gonna be shit duck.”

you almost rear end Darry’s truck because you burst out laughing and aren’t paying attention as he backs out

ALWAYS PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD WHEN DRIVING

but you zoom zoom away and pony writes a mean post about u all in his tumblr (you’d see it later when Johnny tagged you in the replies with a laughing emoji)

Two-Butt is feeling smug™️

You share a glance with Johnny through the rear view mirror and he nods, you know what you have to do

“let’s get ice cream to celebrate”

“ya sure” you just had ice cream idiot

so you go to Dairy Queen and get some yummy ice cream unless you’re lactose intolerant, you got a corn dog or smthing I guess

(I actually am lactose intolerant but I eat ice cream bc I don’t care about the consequences)

anyway two-butt is eating his ice cream and you’re just sitting there with an evil smile and Johnny is sitting there with a grinch-like grin

if two bit just looked up he would know that you’re planning something

you wait for the cue from Johnny and when he raises his eyebrows, you cut on the brakes and watch as two bit slams forward - his seatbelt catching him as he chokes

“y/n! i almost choked-“ he cuts himself off when he starts to gag and Johnny just zooms in on his face

“The ultimate meme team dream team is us bitch” Johnny captions the video and sends it to everyone in your snap

“whata bout me” - sodapop

“blocked” - Johnny

“as if” - Dally

“boy shut the f up yo vampire lookin ass ain’t got no room to be talking shit” - Johnny (read: Dally)

“It had to be done” - Steve

Read 8:23 pm - Johnny

“Do you think Two-Bit will ever talk to us again?”

“Do I look like I care?”

Johnny is the real meme master and should NOT be messed with under any circumstances

#this is complete crack dont take it seriously #all i want for christmas is ONE good gif of two bitt #KDNQOSKS WHY DID I TYPE TWO T’S #two bitt #IM SVREAMING #two bit mathews #two bit #the outsiders #the outsiders shit post #shit post #johnny cade

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yasminsqueendom · 5 years ago

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Antique the Vamp Geek Pt1 Ep11

CW: The usual stress, anxiety and anger and crying, add a little complicated family dynamic and fear of starvation.

A/N: Tique’s family makes an uncomfortable appearance and she takes it the best she can...by panicking. But also coming up with a plan of what to do about it.

W/C: 1661

Hey y’all. I know it’s been a while since you heard from me. Life has been somewhat of whirlwind. I left off with all that crazy shit happening with my bitch ass roommate snitching on me. Thankfully, my other roommate is a saint sent directly from heaven. But anyway, back to the story……….

I woke up at some point the next day, showered and all that shit.

I am lucky enough to have my own private bathroom.

Anyways, I sat on my bed, and got stuck in my thoughts for a while. I eventually realized that something was bothering me about the day before, but I couldn’t remember what it was. So much of it was still a fog. Then, it hits me. MY FUCKING DAD CALLED ME. HE NEVER FUCKING CALLS ME!!!

I went scrambling to get my phone. And sure enough, there were 5 missed calls and voicemails. All of my panic from yesterday started bubbling up in my stomach. Had something happened to my little brother and sister? Did my mom finally decide to speak to me again? Did my father stop being a little…? Anyway, I started hyperventilating because I couldn’t figure out why he would call me, for any reason, at all.

I really can’t overstate how odd it is that my father would call me EVER.

At some point the night before, my roommate had passed out in her own room. I could hear her snoring a little through the wall. She doesn't snore loud, I can just hear extremely well. I focused on that sound for a moment. I wanted to wake her up and ask her to help me figure out what to do, but it wouldn't be a fair thing to ask.

I had to get my head together. I wouldn't know why he was calling until I listened to the voicemails. So that's what I did.

Vm1: “Antique, answer your phone. It's your dad. We need to talk.”

Vm2: “Antique I know you see these calls. You always on your phone. I know you see it so call me back.”

Vm3: “Antique, it's your mother. I know you hate me and think I'm a terrible person, but honestly you need to grow up and move on. We need to talk to you. It's important.”

Vm4: “Tique? It's me...Mom and Dad made me call. Um...are you ok? They said something is wrong with you. Are you sick?”

The bastards got my younger siblings involved with this. They have my baby sister scared, calling me about me being “sick”. I swear…

Smh. But that's not what hit me hardest.

Vm5: “Ummmm. Tique. I'm...so...sorry. I think this is all my fault. I heard your voice. One of my friends from school listens to your show. I'm so sorry.”

Well there it is. I was right about my brother knowing what I was. I know I mentioned it before during a q and a. Let me explain, I always text my brother and sister “ Night y'all.” But a few weeks ago, my brother's number started sending back the texts telling me that “block” feature was in use. And then, I couldn't see his social media anymore. The sudden isolation threw me off, so I called my little sister and she said that she was scared. She is 10 years old, so sudden changes in her life make her panic really bad. My brother (14) told her I had turned into a monster and I was going to eat her.

Let it sink in how fucked up that is…..

This little nigga has made my baby sister terrified of me. But she's a real one so she let me talk to her and calm her down. She was clearly uncomfortable with the growing conflict, but she was cool about it. I told her to put him on the phone.

This was our conversation:

“Hey, bro. What's going on? Why aren't you talking to me? Can I make things better between us?”

“No.”

“I'm sorry, man. I would like to hear from you. Are you sure I can't make it up to you. Just tell me what I did. I promise I'll try to explain.”

“I don't want to talk to you Tique. You aren't my sister anymore.”

And then he hung up. So yeah… The fucked up level is reaching critical for me.

So, back to the present moment. I already know that I am not going back to my family’s home. They could have me arrested or institutionalized. It's better to try to get this situation under my control. Or at least, deal with it on my terms.

I call them back.

Don't ask what came over me. I truly have no clue.

The phone barely had time to ring before my mom picks up.

“Antique, baby, is that you?”

Now I feel the need to emphasize the fact that my mother has never called me “baby.” She never showed affection. She seemed determined to be my enemy since I hit puberty.

“Um. Hey ma. Y'all called me?”

“Is that all you have to say? ‘''Um hey’ is the best you can do?”

“I don't want to fight Ma. Let's not. You said you wanted to talk to me?”

“I want you to come home.”

“I am home.”

“You know what I meant. Don't be disrespectful!”

“Ma I'm on the phone with you right now. Just tell me what you need to speak to me about, please.”

“I didn't raise this thing you've become, Ms. Grown-Ass. You never used to talk to me like this.”

“I lived with you back then. Listen, I don't want to do this right now.”

“No I decide what you're about to do!”

“......”

“Oh what you don't have anything to say now?”

“I'm going to hang up. I can't do this right now.”

“Don't you dare-”

I hung up. I wasn't interested in the bullshit anymore.

She called back, but I didn't answer. I needed to make sure I was as safe as possible. She still had access to my credit card and savings account, but when I found out I had been turned, I opened a checking account. I had been slowly putting my money there. I had to accept that a few hundred dollars were going to be a loss. Oh well.

I already had everything of value from my old room. My great grandmother had left a bracelet and ring to me. I took them when I left for college. Most of the shit in my room was bought for me by people that didn’t know me that well. I didn’t care about it at all.

I sat in the middle of my bed for a minute, trying to remember what else I needed to do. I already knew that the chance of me getting my birth certificate and social security card were slim now. My infection status changed everything. Suddenly, I wasn’t a separate person anymore. The government required that someone else manage all of my business. I needed to name someone. Fortunately, that someone didn’t have to be a family member.

The main issue was figuring out who would have my power of attorney? Bae or my roommate? But, I really didn’t want to have to choose anyone. Experience had taught me that trusting people was a bad thing, but the government didn’t care about my experiences.

I did the only logical thing: I googled “PoA Vamp Form,” printed it, and walked it into my roommates room. Since time was an issue, I didn’t have the opportunity to call Bae up and ask for them to show up after work. I needed this taken care of now. And, yeah I know online PoA’s are bullshit, but time was was running out, and I couldn’t afford an attorney.

After some nagging, and begging, and promises of food, I managed to get my roommate up and dressed. Using my phone’s GPS we found notary nearby and paid the fee to get a seal on our form.

Now, in the midst of all this, I ignored several more calls from my parents. They even tried my younger siblings numbers. But, as guilty as I felt, I needed to find a way to protect myself. I couldn’t do a damn thing for them until I had all my shit in order.

I needed to figure out a way to get the originals of my birth certificate and my social. I needed to close down my one credit card. Open up another in my name that my mother wouldn’t know about. Thankfully, I was over 18 so there was only so much my parents could do. It worked out in my favor that I was renting, and didn’t own anything worth going to court over.

The last issue was that they knew my address. They didn’t really help me move anything, but obviously I had to tell them where I was going. My mother showed up a few times to criticize how my place looked. No one else ever visited.

Outside of that, I couldn’t think of what else I could do. I knew that I needed to come up with a plan to get my documents. My mother had all our documents in a safe deposit box, and I knew where she kept the key. The only chance I had of getting that key was going home. And home was the last place I wanted to go.

There had to be a way for me to get in there. I knew my younger siblings’ schedules well enough. They always would be in the house before our parents would. I felt incredibly guilty about it, but I had to use my siblings to get access to what I needed.

So yeah, my life’s fucked up level is over 9,000 these days.

I’m tired.

Anyways, stay moisturized and hydrated.

Love Tique.

#black women #black fic #black fiction #black women in fiction #black vamps #vamps #vampires #vampire

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rewatching-supernatural · 4 years ago

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s01e08

it's 10:30am, let's go!

people building houses they can't afford, complaining about it, and then disappearing in a hole

this is what the rich wish could happen to the poor that are complaining about not having money 🙃

Omg bugs eww no ewwwww

omg there's so many ewwwww

they're IN HIS EARS OH GOD NO

ew bloody eyes!

*****

upside down shot of the bar, very pretty

Sam complaining about doing honest job

"It's not honest, but it's much worklil bro"

Dean watches Oprah apparently

*****

This Tracy dude looks great, handsome man

some more Impala shots

The boys are looking in the hole, one of them will go in, why boys why

*****

Dean "I'm a Professional but I'll make an exception for free food" Winchester is me

That guy assuming they're gay is the first W*ncester and as soon as they said "We're brothers", he stopped shipping them. Good man. Learn from this, w*ncesters.

*****

Ah of course, the kid is into insects, what would be the chances of that smh

This teenage boy is so interesting right away, I want to protect him

*****

killer bugs, killer bugs

sounds like a great band

Dean and the Killer Bugs!

I think this episode is boring me a little

*****

oh a big spider

oh oh no many many many big spiders

😬

*****

oh she was the realtor, I didn't even recognize her from three scenes before, oops!

*****

going around looking for bugs isn't something I would enjoy, so this episode is turning me off

*****

Kid knows about the insects, knows something's going on

that's great

*****

Dean baby why are you putting your hand in a random hole in the forest for fuck's sake ugghhhhhhh

oh good it's a skull

*****

Why bugs indeed Sam, that is a great question, why bugs

*****

Oh right, talking about the little boy and his dad and Sam and his dad, and Dean telling his little bro the truth

Dad loves you and he's proud of you and he'd swing by just to make sure you were okay

😭😭😭

*****

That person knows the truth, whenever you start a sentence with "Truth is", liars

oh it's a night and sun and moon thing

they raided the village and killed everyone, of course they did, white men™

And on the night of the sixth day, none would survive

He built the neighbourhood on cursed land!

My dude, all of America is cursed land that white folks stole from Native peoples by murdering them

*****

You have to leave the house because a lot of bugs are coming? Fuck I'm getting away from that house no matter what, I can ask questions later

*****

I hate how they're only talking to the father and the kid, and he says "get your wife" like she's an object he has to go back inside to grab quickly before leaving

Oh wow they'll barricade the house yes, because that is so possible 😒

there is no way to block insects from coming in

*****

ah yes, the bug spray fire thingy

Dean is Gina Linetti, confirmed

*****

ah yes, the famous bees scene, which they shot with real bees, and then realized you couldn't see them well and made them in after effects anyways

have you ever seen fake fire? because we got a lot of it right here

Wait, light? I'm sorry it's impossible, it's not morning already, it's been night for only 12 minutes

what even

*****

the best (ironic) thing in SPN is how the people who hated the brothers suddenly love them after the case and it always ends well with everyone happy

*****

the ending where the dad and kid reconcile because the kid stops being "weird" isn't exactly it, guys

*****

and the Impala's off!

#supernatural rewatch #supernatural #spn #spn rewatch #spn s01e08 #s01e08 #feb 13 #bees #bees?#the bees episodes #bugs #killer bugs #dean and the killer bugs

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thefatedmeeting · 8 years ago

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i tweeted a lot abt the concert yesterday and i translated it to eng so i coudl send it to meg so im gonna just paste it here for the record. warning: im very excited

okay. the tweets start after i got in the hotel from the show so ill translate them all hsdfgj

everyone i cant stay here for a long time cuz the wifi sucks and im really nuts but im so dead i have no words guys idk i cant believe i saw my sons live sdkfjsdf

the choreos and dances and them speaking portuguese and jin and suga and hoseok crying im emo

i was kinda far away, i couldnt see their faces neatly but i could identify their body shape and im so emo

them saying they were happy to come and they wwanted to come more frequently and they were sad to go and jin (THE GUY FROM AWAKE) saying he feels better bec of the fans im :(((((

when suga and namjoon sang their solos i was almost crying tbh kfdjd

and taehyung was wearing that bandana, this man is truly trying to kill me sdfsdf

im gonna be that guy but tae's choreos were super beautiufl and i am very fuckenigh in love

i wanted to talk abt my day and the queue and abt my sons more, but im super tired soo GOOD NITE

there were sooooooooo many people, so many fuckin people, the biggest queue of my life skdjfsdf and a lot of young ppl too damn. but it was so beautiful, the fans and the boys singing together :((( im emo

i woke up super early, i was like so fuckin sleepy sdkfjsdf we boarded the plane etc, the trip was nice, i was super nervous but we arrived well, already in the plane i spotted a lot of fans sdkfjsdf

when the plane landed it kinda shook a little and a girl SHRIEKED a nervous laugh i had to fuckfign laugh out loud it was so funny dfjkgdfhgfdh

okay so we got to the hotel, tehre were armys there too, wow guys there were so many armys in sao paulo you kick a lamppost and 10 would pop out

our hotel room was super simple but it was good, and comfortable. the bed was a+++++++++

me and my sis went out for lunch then we went to the concert venue, i was super nervous but thanks to the medicine i got better sdkfjskjdf man. when we got there the queue was HUGE. the biggest queue of my life

there WERE SO MANY PEOPLE SERIOUSLY and a lot of young ppl, like even babies. there was a baby who was jiimin's fan i was like sdlffj

there were ppl selling merchandise too it was the biggest amt of bts stuff ive evers een in my life in one place holy shit. i loved it tho i wish i couldve bought a t shirt or something as a token but i only bought myself a bandana rip sdkfjsdkfjskfsd anyway, we stood there for like HOURS we arrived at like 3pm until fuckin 7pm my legs are all dead, i woke up w a cramp last night sfgdfg

while the queue moved i talked to armys, everyone was so fuckin excited they started yelling JHOOOOOOOPE AND SCREAMING OUTTA NOWHERE I WAS LIKE WHATS HAPPENIGNG

THERE WERE PPL IN THE QUEUE FOR THE \NEXT DAY\ DUDE. IT WAS RAINING SLIGHTLY LIKE PLEASE REST FRIENDS DONT DO THIS DSFGDG

i found it funny that the merchandise sellers (?) researched bts so hard, they were using fan lingo ksdjflsdkjfs ive never seen this holy shit. it felt like idk those anime cons i used to go on high school, except times 10000000 and with like more excitable ppl

after we entered the venue, ppl started singing, sometimes there was a drone recording stuff, and at some point their staff came over to take pictures

i was trying to find my friends but i was so fuckening lost and they were out of the venue still sdfsdfsdfsdf

at some point it turned into a single person queue (?) and then my friend found me thanks to me jumping and some fan's mom lending me her umbrella so i could spin it sdkfjsdf

anyway <3 me and gabs started talking abt the show, the boys, the fans, life universe and everything else. shes so sweet. i adopted her as my second sister xoxo

the queue was so big it went around the fuckin block, smh. when we got to the venue we started getting hyped sdlfkjsdlkfjsdf we managed to enter nicely, then we got up super nuts and IT WAS SO NICE INSIDE THERE

we got to a nice place in the front except it wasnt our assigned seats so we had to split up later sdkfjsdf but damn, it filled up super quick, i was shocked. i could see the stage quite nicely, i kinda regret not seeing their faces properly but i SAW them and i died and i emotionally hugged all of them so tiengo nada a perder sdfsdf

OKAY SO i filmed so many things. i was like trying to watch the concert, looking at the stage, looking at the screens, yelling, singing and filming skdfjsdf

when they started showing the mvs i was HYPED everyone was already singing and it was hard to not get into that excited vibe

AND THEN AN OPENING VIDEO STARTED AND I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT ITS STARTING

IT OPENED W NOT TODAY AND IM SDLFHALFHALFHALKHALFKAHD AND EVEYRONES STARTED GETTING UP ON THEIR FEET AND IWAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK GUYS I WANNA STAY SEATED BUT I HAD NO CHOICE, EVERYONE WAS STANDING ALL THE TIME SO I HAD TO DO IT TO SEE THINGS SDKFJSDF

THEY STARTED TALKING AND I COULDNT HEAR ANYTHING THERE WERE SO MANY PPL SINGING AND YELLING IT WAS HARD. I SORTA GOT THE "BRAZIL" AND "TAO CURTINDO (ARE YOU LIKING IT)" AND TAE SAYING "AMAMOS VOCES/ WE LOVE YOU"

LATER I FOUND OUT JHOPE SIAD BRAZIL WAS THE ONLY COUNTRY IN THE TOUR THAT SOLD OUT AND I WAS EMMO THEY LOOKED SO HAPPY

AT FIRST they looked tired but later they got excited bec the fans were... like so hyped sdflksdf

THEN CAME AM I WRONG, BAPSAE AND DOPE AND I DIED SDLFKSJDF THE CHOREOS BRO I WAS LIKE HOW CAN THEY DANCE LIKE THAT FOR REAL I CANT BELIEVE IT

it was so nice to hear everyone singing and yelling ogether it felt like we were performing with them too! dude idk i was emo

THEN CAME BEGIN AND JUNGKOOKS CHOREO AND IML IEK WHAT THE FUCK DUDE HOW CAN U DANCE LIKE THIS TEACH ME? BITHC

THEN JIMIN'S DANCE AND I DIED TOO GODDAMN! his dancing style is super smooth and sensual and like, the sense of weight is so light i die

it was so cool to hear ppl yelling their names, holy shit man sdkfjsdf

THJEN I THOUGHT STIGMA WAS COMING UP BUT SUGA CAME UP W FIRST LOVE AND I DEIED WITH THE PIANO HOYL SHIT DUDE THE COMBINATION OF THE VIDEO BEHIND HIM AND HIM RAPPING AND THE TONE OF THE SONG I WAS ALMOST CRYINFG DUDE IDK GABS LATER TOLD ME SUGA HAD CRIED AND I WAS LIKE BITCH ME TOO

THEN CAME UP LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST REPRESENTING ME BEC I WAS SO LOST IN SAO PAULO HOYL SHTI SDKFJSDF

THEN SAVE ME CAME UP!!! AND HOLY SHIT I WENT HNUTS BECAUSE SAVE ME INTRODUCED ME TO THEM!!!! AND I DIED BEC TRHE TRANSITION FROM SAVE ME TO I NEED U WAS SOO GOOD IN THE END OF SAVE ME'S CHOREO THEY GO DOWN AND I NEED U STARTS W THEM RISING UP I DIED

THEN REFLECTIONNNNNNNNNN CAME UPPPPPP AND I WAS EMO AGAIN THE VIDEO AND NAMJOON OH YM GOD GUYS AND THEN HE SAND "I WISH I COULD LOVE MYSELF" AND EVERYONE ELSE SANG "WE LOVE YOU" BACK TO HIM AND HE GOT ALL CHOKED UP HOLY SHIT DUDE IM EMO TOO I IWHS I COULD EMOTIONALLY SUPPORT THESE KIDS THAT SUFFER WITH THE RUSH OF THE IDOL LIFE BUT IF THAT WAS THE ONLY WAY I COULD IM HAPPY AS FUCK

SO BITCH. STIGMA COMES UP AND I ALREADY AM DEAD AND DYING AND SINGING ALONG AND TAE'S HIGH NOTE CAME UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP IM STILL SCHJOPKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

AND THEN COMES MAMA!!!!!!!! HOSEOKS KID PHOTOSSSD FSDFSDF AND THE FANS SINGING ALONG HOLY SHIT GUYS AT THE TIME OF THE BREAK HE STARTED MAKING A CRYING FACE AND A CHOKED UP VOICE AND IALMOST CRIED WITH HIM

AND THEN JIN CAME BUPPPPP IM ALWAYS EMO WITH AWAKE BEC HE THINKS HES TALENTLESS AND HAS NO HABILITY BUT TDUDE EVERYONE SCREAMED HIS NAEM AND THE HIGH NOTESS I WAS KIKEAAAAAAAAAA BITHCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AFTER THAT I THINK THERE WAS CYPHER 4 AND THATS WHEN I TRULY LOST IT FUCK! THERES NO WAY TO SCREAM AND SING ALONG W CYPHER IDK DUDE IT WAS SO FUN TO GO OFF IT WAS ONE OF THE PERFORMANCES I LIKED THE MOST W THE FANS, AFTER SPRING DAY

THEN CAME UP FIRE AND IDIED W THE CHOREO, NOTHING NEW, AS ALWAYS I DIED THANKS. THEN THEY STOPPED AND I HEARD RAPMON ASKING IF WE WERE ENJOYING IT AND I DIED ALREADY LISTNEING TO IT COULDNT EVEN HEAR THEM, I HAD HEARD THEM TALK A BIT MORE TOO BUT I COULDNT MAKE ANYTHING OUT OF IT CUZ THEY WERE LIKE "SDJFSDF ??" AND EVERYONE SCREAMED AT IT

THEN THE MASHUP CAME UPGPPPPPPP I WAS SCREMAING SO MUCH ESP AFTER NO MORE DREAM. I FORGOT TO MENTION BUT BAPSAES DANCE BREAK KILLED ME TOO. AND THE CONFETTI IN RUNNNNNNNNNNNN I WAS EMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THEN 21 CENTURY GIRLS CAME UP AND I COULDNT STOP LOOKING AT TAE IDK HE SEESM TO DANCE THAT SONG RLLY NICELY AND IM WEAK

THEN THEY TALKED W US AGAIN AND I HEARD ONE OF THEM SAY THAT CONCERT WOULD ENTER THEIR STORY AND IT WAS THERE JIN SAID HE FELT BETTER BEC OF THE FANS, REFERRING TO AWAKE. FBITCH

THEN THEY COME UP W BOY MEETS EVIL AND IM SDLÇFKJSDFLKJSDF AND THEN BLOOD SWEEAT AND TEARS I COULDNT STOP LOOKING AT THE CHOREO HOLY SHIT WHAT A SONG!!! I HAD HEARD NAMJOON SAY BEFORE BOY MEETS EVIL THAT IT WAS THEIR LAST SONG BUT I WAS LIKE NAHHH U LYIN

BUT AFTER A LARGE PAUSE THERE WAS WINGS AND 2!3! I DONT REMEMBE RHTE ORDER BUT HOL FUCKING SHIT I ALMOST CRIED IN WINGS, CLAPPING DYIGNH IDK

THEN THEY CAME UP W SPRING DAYYY AND HOLY SHIT THE FANS SINGING AFTER IT ENEDDED I ALMOST CRIED AGAIN THE BOYS WERE ALL EMO AND IM LIKE BITCH ME TOO HUG ME. JIN WAS ACTUALLY CRYING

THEN THEY TALKED ABT BRAZIL I DONT REMEMBER MUCH BUT THEY SAID THEY WANTED TO COME HERE AGAIN, MORE FREQUENTLY, THEY WERE SAD TO GO AND THEY CALLED THE FANS THEIR WINGS. AND I FORGOT THAT BITCHING VIDEO THEY SHOWED UP BEFORE WINGS

SPEAKOING OF THE "BOY WHO GROWS UP" AND OF THE BOYS UNITED AND THE SEVEN HEARTS INSIDE ONE, AND ONE HEART UNITED WITH SEVEN AND IM LIKE "EGFAYUHFAUFHE LET ME SIT DOWN I CANT RISE UP AFTER THAT ONE" JESUS CHRIST DUDE WHAT ATHE FUCK I CANT RECOVER FROM THAT

AFTER THE CONCERT I FOUND GABS OUTSIDE, SHE HELPED ME FIND MY SIS SDKFJSDF THEN WE FOUND BIA AFTER SOME STRUGGLING SHE WAS SOOO OUT OF IT CUZ SHE SAW THEM FROM UP CLOSE . THEN WE WENT BACK TO THE HOTEL MY SWEET SISTER BOUGHT ME A BURGER KING SO I WOULDNT BE HINGRY AND I WAS LIKE EATING RLLY OUT OF IT

I SLEPT NICELY. LIKE, NOT 100% BUT NICELY. WOKE UP W NO VOICE AT ALL AND A BITCHING CRAMP IN MY LEGS SDSFS WE WENT TO A FAMOUS PARK LATER AND ITTWA S SUPER NICE WE BIKED ALONG IT AND MY LEGS DIED BUT I WAS A HAPPY MAN SDLFJSDF

ANYWAY WE WENT ABC KTO THE AIRPORT AND IT WAS COOL. I DIDNT THINK I WOULD LOVE THEM MORE THAN I CURRENTLY DO BUT AFTER THIS CONCERT I CAME UP AT A NEW LEVEL IM SUPER OUT OF IT DUDE. WOKE UP TODAY AND IT STILL FEELS LIKE IM THERE I LEFT PART OF MY SOUL THERE

#long post -#LIKE FOR REAL. A LONG POSTSD FSDFSFD #mine #bts #bts concert

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survivormarmoreal · 6 years ago

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Episode #9: "we're here for the messy bitch game play right" - Annabelle

Tribal was f*ckin wild. Like didnt see that coming and Nicole we literally never talked so dont come for me. 👏

So far Nicole’s attempt hasnt affected anything. And plus Sharky took more of the heat and more blood on his hand and I did for coming up with the Nicole vote. Like im scream team to the end but like it works better for me if people dont see me as a huge threat right now unlike Sharky. I think i might be in a good spot and with an advatage with this immunity hopefully i can win.

Well... I refuse to be booboo the fool right now. I have conflicting information currently about who voted me so guess what? I am not gonna trust anyone LMAO. Everyone is denying and pointing the fingers at others and its fucking pissing me off. Like just own up to voting me so i can have a clear target my fucking god. Like goodbye see you soon!

from my confessional cause i just went off in it LOL about the last tribal: i know brian and sharky did not vote me nate and bryce are being fishy maynor seems non exsistant keaton is literally opening his big mouth and getting himself in more trouble i trust anna enough and nick thinks he is "iconic" for an idol play like boi con-fucking-gratulations that you can do something many have done before you

Like, im so done with these people, just let me play my idol in peace smh

So I basically threw this challenge. I just put myself for most of the positives and I put Keaton for most of the negatives. With a few random answers sprinkled in. I get so nervous about really trying on Touchy Subjects because Im worried about revealing my alliances and stuff. This way I just look cocky. And Keaton and I are already on bad terms so me putting him for the negatives might piss him off but probably not anyone else. Ugh

ok so me snapping and voting matt is really annoying KJFHDSAKJFDHS idk why i did that! i was crazy back then... so current thinking is that me/matt/keaton voted matt. and then nicole did keaton and everyone else did nicole. i dont think anyone suspects me but like they woudlnt tell me if they do FJKASDHFKJ apparently matt thinks that nathan did it and anna thinks that it was keaton and maynor and im just like :| FSAJDHFKD. also this comp is about to ruin me like my answers are def gonna make ppl hate me and plus i wrote myself for some good ones which i never do but idk im just really feeling myself so cant wait for the crushing weight of reality to knock me down a peg or two when i get like "next voted out" "doesnt deserve to be here" AFJKSDFHKAJ but maybe not... anyways i recently got obsessed with shakira again like.. im thriving

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https://i.imgur.com/5o6sz3j.png when i tell u i screamed JKDFASHKJAD

Okay so Touchy Subjects ALWAYS blows up my game. Like I got all the ones that make people target you. Running the Game. Biggest Snake. Physical Threat. I even somehow managed to get "Trust the Most" and "Best Liar". HOW!? And now I'm super worried because if I wasn't on everybody's radar before I sure am now. And I have no idea who I can trust after those rogue Matt votes. I even feel slightly sketched out by Nick. He's acting...weird. And he keeps telling everyone there is a war between me and Keaton. Which I guess is sort of true because Keaton is throwing my name out there. And obviously I would rather him go.

everyone is so extra JKDAHSKFJ matt making a post about how the ppl who are lying and saying they didnt vote him are personally effecting him are terrible like.. ok sorry for not exposing myself get over it u got 3 votes one of which were ur own and maybe if u were more active and didnt reply with one word responses no matter how hard i tried to get u to speak i wouldnt have thrown the vote on u. im just like so over his entitledness that ppl confess to him like who do u think u are KJFHADKJFDH. i feel like maybe im being too mean so if matt reads this after the game im sure ur just in ur feelings or w/e and u did say u had personal stuff going on but like thats not an excuse to go on tirades in the tribe chat when no one but u cares.

keaton is the worst person ive ever met (and i know zach :s) weird of him to choose white ppl saying the n word as his hill to die on but um i got the cannon ready to aim and hes going :airplane: to jury.

OK, so basically Annabelle wins immunity! Good for her, but she's literally not doing enough for me to feel beyond happy for her kjHD... like she's nice and I like her, but at the end of the day, I really don't think she's doing much to propel herself and she's just getting kinda lucky... considering the first and now second immunity have been somewhat luck based... ya....

Keaton's the name being thrown into the mix already (it's only 9:11pm), and I really am fine with that this time around! I like him, but I think he's just someone who can easily go now and it not be bad for me in the future. He's already thrown out Sharky's name and basically called out Sharky to his face, so I'm kinda shaking in my booties. As long as it ain't me, I'm happy enough to listen, but I just don't want any big surprises like the Matt votes, again.

Sharky has been thrown out as the biggest threat in this game right now, and while I think it's very apparent to everyone, I can't have him going anywhere right now. No fucking way. I love the shark man. He's my favorite... he cannot go anywhere... I need him!! So buh-fucking-bye, Keaton! I may like you, but it's not enough to keep you.

Keaton is trash.

Let me elaborate on my previous confessional. So first Keaton tries to call me out for mentioning his name which I didn't do (I did admit to it to save the drama so thats partially on me) but he tries to call me out in public after the vote. Gross. Then after the challenge he starts gunning for me hard. He wants to claim I was doing the same but I wasn't gunning for him very hard. Because i didn't care if he went. He wasn't an ally but he wasn't a threat either. until he started trying to tear me down. Also let's be clear this all started because EVERYONE thinks he's rude and annoying. Then he tries to come for me in pms calling me out for spreading lies. Which again I NEVER DID. So I straightened him out on that. Then he tries to do the "If I don’t get you out now I never will and then we all lose." which is BULLSHIT. Don't get mad and angry with me just because I'm playing better than you. CHILDISH. Then in the tribe chat he says "As a player he can burn. As a person he's enjoyable." IS HE TRYING TO MAKE ME HATE HIM!? First of saying I can burn makes me want to really drag him. Also bro you and i don't talk you don't know shit about me as a person. You did that just to feed this "Feud" thats going on. STFU. Bye. Whichever one of us goes I'm glad I won't have to talk to his KIRBY LOOKING ASS anymore. I wish Marie had stayed.

Okay I can't lie I'm super nervous about this vote. I just don't trust anyone. I'm talking to Annabelle now and was like "I'm down to vote for anybody" because I'm not sure where she's at and I want her to know I am a vote for her.

Well. Good thing is that i wasnt dragged with with what Nicole said which is good with me. I didnt get any touchy subject which is also great. My two best allies Sharky and Keaton both did which means they’ll be targeted before I do. Which is awesome. Me and Nathan dont want to see Keaton go so we got Annabell and Bryce to be with us for a 5 person voting block thats going after Matt. Thats right, Matt is going home. Keaton plan was to try and distract Sharky and fight with him and have both of their names on the chopping block. This means that Matt wont see this blindside happening. And if Sharky has an idol, he’ll waste it cuz he won’t be getting any votes. Its gonna sbe wild af. Be ready.

Its been very quiet this morning. The plan has been set so im hoping that nothing else shatters the plan. The idol search doesnt like me as it likes Nick. Only thing i found was an advantage for next immunity which was an extra point butnit was touchy subject so i kinda threw it cuz said my name for the ones i felt where really bad. And i want to give a shout out for host Drew. You are an amazing and cool person.

OK, so Nathan has been going behind me and Sharky's back to target Matt... and I'm just shook to my fucking core.... bless Annabelle's big heart for telling Sharky because it gave us some room to snap hard. I know Matt has an idol, and I cannot wait for him to pull it out at tribal. I think that Nathan is thinking very short term and thinking him not telling me and Sharky is just some move he can make on his own, but as the Touchy Subjects' results showed us, Nathan thinks he's running the game but Sharky is actually doing it. Getting this info... what a fucking legend...

Annabelle doesn't want to be screwed because of this whole situation so Sharky wants to avoid voting Nathan out but I lowkey don't care. Nathan keeping me out of the conversation makes me lose all trust in him. I know I'm not the target, but it doesn't change the fact that he's trying to run the game behind my back. It's not going to work, sir. It won't.

Ok... I'm angry, but I'm going to have to control that anger and turn it into making the best decision for my game and that will be to work with Matt and Sharky till the end.

Brace yourself this is going to be a LONG ONE. So last night I basically went to Anna and tried to save my ass because I really haven't been sure how genuine our alliance was because of our history together. She basically kept saying she was in a tough spot and this and that and so I outright asked her if she was considering voting for me. And she was like absolutely not. Which is such a relief. HOWEVER! She confesses that Nathan has created a secret plan to vote out Matt. He specifically told everyone not to tell me and Brian about it. EXCUSE ME? Aren't we in an alliance dude? So thats really pisses me off. But supposedly they have the majority for this plan. So that means I don't have to worry about myself as much. But I don't want Matt to go. Especially after this proved that he's one of the only ones I trust. So I'm thinking out of 9 votes we have 3 we can maybe use the steal a vote or something to try and get a majority. CUT TO THIS MORNING. I tell Brian about this secret plan and Brian tells me Matt has a freakin idol!!! So now we can use his idol and even if there are 5 votes left Matt/Brian/Myself control that vote then. Now the tough part...I need the vote to stay on Keaton because if it goes to anybody else Anna is going to think I screwed her over. And I promised her that her telling me wouldn't bite her in the ass. I also need this to stay TOP SECRET because if anyone finds out I leaked the plan they are going to come after me and I love Matt but I don't want to destroy my game to save him. So we need to have Matt use his idol and all 3 of us need to vote for Keaton.

God these people. I am VERY sure I am getting votes tonight and it's ok. Why? Cause I have an idol fuck these cunts. If not the WOOO love a minority!

i'm playing a super dangerous game right now but it's ok hopefully it works out we're here for the messy bitch game play right and i also just like play better in chaos so let's keep it that way once the game gets boring people will think of me.

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Y'all I'm feeling real shitty about this week. I still feel super in danger. i feel like everyone is lying to my face. But I'm also worried for Matt. Luckily he has an idol so he'll be safe but the fact that he's catching votes at all is concerning. I hope it's Keaton going out but you just truly never know. This could be my time.

So it seems Matt might be an option for the vote but the questions I have are: Do I trust Matt enough to tell him he’s getting votes? Am I willing to make an early move? How will this will effect me moving forward? And when thinking between Keaton and Matt... I think I know my decision…

The shit hit the fan. Somehow Nick knows the hidden real plan that it was going to be Matt tonight. Keaton keeps lying to Bryce that he’s doing Sharky but Bryce is the number we have to have majority over Matt. Keaton is being sketchy kinda. Hopefully the plan goes according and Matt goes because last time he was doing a witch hunt for those 2 votes. Im going to be drinking at tribal tonight. Shit is too stressful.

Keaton is idoled out in a 6-3 vote.

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S2Ep3: Blocked In...Oouuu!! #TCTH #TooCloseToHome

Let's jump straight into this episode. Why? Because it started with shockers. Lol.

JB really takes Dax to a hotel. JB needs a favor from Dax. Dax offers money but JB doesn't want money. Looks like JB is seducing Dax. WTH is going on? Hmmm! JB asked Dax was he a queer while laying on the bed. JB needs a place to sleep and he was thinking he can share a room with Dax. However, we all know JB doesn't like men. JB gets up off the bed and walks up pass Dax. They left the door open, so he closes the door. He walks behind Dax, explaining how he beat up Victor. Dax showed no fear of JB at all. dax asked JB to leave. But, JB refused. Before you know it, Dax knocked JB out and dragged him in the hallway. Dax has some skills with his hands.

Bonnie talks to Anna about the pregnancy test. Bonnie want to question Rebel. So who is pregnant? I am confused. I thought it was Anna.Bonnie calls for Rebel, but Matt says she left already. Rebel books are on the table, so she isn't at school. Matt offers to look for her, but Bonnie tells him to go to school. Bonnie can't afford to not go to work, but she needs to find Rebel. I was sitting there like, her mother is right there. WTH!!! Anna volunteers to look for her own daughter. Bonnie tells Anna do not mention the pregnancy test to Rebel. Bonnie want to talk to her first. Does Anna take responsibility for anything? I am just wondering.

Shelby wakes up talking trash. Bonnie tells Shelby to take food to their mother, but Shelby says hell no. Shelby just cares about nothing but getting high. Bonnie goes to work. Shelby antagonizes Anna about Bonnie & Brody. The phone rings. Anna tells Shelby not to answer, but she does anyway. They wrestle a little. Anna gets the phone and hangs it up. Who keep calling Bonnie's phone?

Tina and Elm talks about their marriage. She tried of fitting all the bills my herself. When she got married to him she didn't expect their life to be as it is. He has some nerve to be cheating on his wife. He isn't even providing for her. Smh. Tina has to be to work so she leaves the house. Elm promises a clean house and dinner ready when she comes. Again, smh.

Frankie is blocking Tina car in. Tina goes to knock on the door and Regina gets scared as she see this. Frankie try to befriend Tina but all she care about is her moving her car. Did Frankie block Tina in on purpose? Frankie know Regina and Elm is having affair, could she be trying to tell Tina? Regina calls Elm asking did he see this. He thinks Regina talking about the game. She had told him, Frankie knows about their affair. She lets him know she is talking to Tina. Regina want to know what did she say to Tina. Elm tell her everything was fine because Tina would be down his throat. Tina was gone to work. Regina gets off the phone to confront Frankie. Elm doesn't want her to because he feel it will make it worst. Regina doesn't care. She approached Frankie. She asked Frankie what did she say to Tina. Frankie tell her to get out her face. Regina threaten Frankie again but she ain't scared. Frankie said," little girl, you have one more time to threaten me." Elm calls Regina to come here. He doesn't want to make the situation worst. They need to end this affair.

Rick picks up Shelby, but Shelby has to take her mother something to eat. Mama not happy to see Shelby, she asked, "Where is Bonnie?" She pretends to want a hug from mother. Her mother knows she is up to no good. Shelby insist she want a hug. Her mother tries to fight Shelby off, but Shelby hugs anyway. Well, Mama was right about Shelby, she took her mother wallet. Being stuck to the bed has its disadvantage. But I didn't expect mama to pull out that gun. She asked Shelby for her money. When Shelby refused, she let off her rounds. Shelby ran out after stealing $20 from her mother. Shelby and Rick drives off to get high. Shelby screaming bye bye bitch. That is so sad.

At the diner, Octavia volunteers to take lunch to Bonnie's mother. Bonnie's knows something is going on and she wants answers. Octavia know Bonnie's mother has them mirrors and be seeing everything. She want to question her about Regina's whereabouts. Bonnie tells Octavia her mother has nothing to do with that. Octavia admits to Bonnie she think Regina is cheating on her brother. Octavia then ask Bonnie how is she doing. Once again, Bonnie hears about the Secret Service shooting the thug. Remember, her mother told her the same thing that day. She thought her mother didn't know what she was talking about. She also think Octavia doesn't know what she is talking about. For some reason, Bonnie doesn't want to believe Anna is in that deep.

The sheriff shows up at Jolene's trailer. We finally learn mama name. Lol. Everyone has to enter from the back door because she can't get up. As the sheriff is walking to the back, he can't believe how filthy and junky Jolene is living. Once he gets inside the trailer, he even in more shock to see the inside. Jolene reports to the sheriff that Shelby stoled her money. The sheriff is more focused on the mess of her house. Finally, someone tells her she can't live how she is living. All Jolene is worried about is her money. They stuff the sheriff talking about is the last thing on her mind. The sheriff see the shell cases on the floor. Jolene admits she shot at Shelby. Once again, the sheriff tells Jolene she has to get her place cleaned up. He tells her, he has an obligation to report this. Seems like the sheriff and Jolene knows alot about each other. Jolene mentioned his side piece across town. She told the sheriff bro do his job and get her money from Shelby. The sheriff goes to find Shelby but Jolene he will be back.

Anna finds Rebel with Ellis. Ellis is the guy who raped Bonnie, Anna, and Shelby. He is also Matt and Shelby's father. Anna tells Ellis to stay away from Rebel or she will have him arrested again. Anna and Rebel have words about why she is hanging with him. Rebel feels Anna have to no say in her life since she left her. Rebel tries to walk away from Anna. Anna grabs Rebel. When Rebel turns around, she smacks Anna. Then Anna smacks her back. But then Anna apologize for slapping her. WTH! Has she lost her mind? Why is she apologizing? I don't care how angry Rebel is, she deserved that smack. Rebel runs off after telling Anna you don't have the right to touch me.

First Lady Christian calls Dax. Like I said, he told her the President has a Secret Service agent in Happy and the President has talked to Anna. Dax just added fuel to Anna's problems. She hung up on him and he still stuck in Happy.

First Lady Christian approaches her husband about talking to Anna and having her protected. He doesn't deny anything. Now, the First Lady is ready to strike back. What is she about to do to Anna now? First Lady Christian told the President to call Anna in a hour, she is going to have alot to tell. Oh snap, what does that mean?

Brody runs into Nelson, Regina's husband. His family doesn't know he is coming home, not even his wife. Brody offers him a ride to the trailer but first he talks to Rebel. Rebel is walking up the street when she should be school. Brody asked her what is wrong and doesn't she belong in school. Rebel gives him attitude but Brody checked her on that. She apologized too, Rebel is very angry. Brody tries to get Rebel to talk to him but she walked away saying, "you won't understand."

Regina and Elm just finished having sex. As they putting their clothes on to go cook, Elm sees Tina pull up. He hides Regina in this closet but then under the bed. This love affair is about to blow up in both of their faces very soon. What made them think they could have an affair so close to home? Crazy, crazy, crazy!!

First Lady Christian has made her move. Octavia tells Bonnie to look. As they look out the diner windows, all you see is trucks driving up the rode. Octavia tells Bonnie, " I told you that was Secret Service. You sister has something to do with this." Bonnie says,"this can't be good." Well, at least Bonnie is finally seeing clearly. Anna is in very serious trouble with a powerful woman. Did the First Lady send news reporters to Happy, Alabama for a story on Anna's upbringing?

Between Anna troubles, neighbors having affairs, a sex predator free and an unexpected pregnancy; Happy, Alabama is one bust town. Stay tune because it looks like the heat is about to be smoking in Happy, Alabama.

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