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lovemesomesurveys · 5 years ago

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Where all have you been in this world?: Arizona, Idaho, Georgia, and Mexico. Oh, and various places in California, where I live. I’m gonna make you brefagust. (: Whataya want?: Scrambled eggs with spinach and shredded cheese. Are there any words that you just cannot pronounce correctly?: Hmm. What’s in your copy and paste?: Well, this survey. What’d you dream about last night?: I had some very weird dreams last night.

Do you know anyone that’s painfully, socially awkward?: Me. Red or blonde hair?: I mean, I like red hair on myself. What would you do if a gorilla ate your homework?: What’s of interest to me is why there’s a gorilla anywhere near my homework. And me. How do you usually pose in your pictures?: I always turn to the side. It’s about the angles. Are you clumsy?: Yes. Do you know anyone that absolutely freaks out if you try to take a picture of them?: I mean, I’m kinda like that. I don’t freak out, but I don’t like having my picture taken. I look even worse when someone else takes the photo. Do you pick on them for it and attempt to take loads of pictures anyway?: Have you ever caught yourself dancing?: Uhh. I mean I bob along to music sometimes? That’s about the extent of my dancing. I’m aware I’m doing it, it’s not something I was doing absentmindedly and then realized what I was doing or something, if that’s what you mean. How’s your posture?: Bad. Do you play an instrument?: No. Have you ever had to take care of a fake baby in family ed?: No. I actually missed that part in middle school cause I was in the hospital after having surgery. ^ were you a good mother/father?: What’s your favorite way to wear your hair up?: My hair is either in a pony tail, braid, or messy bun. Have you ever played tennis?: Nah. What’s the last thing you drew/wrote on yourself?: I don’t know, I haven’t done that in a long time. Peace or love?: Peace and love. *peace sign* Who do you love?: God and my family. Who do you NEED?: God and my family. Who do you miss?: Loved ones who have passed away. And Ty. Do any of your friends put ‘lol’ in almost every single text they send you?: No. What do you think of Sarah Palin?: Have you ever read a ‘banned’ book?: No. What does your screen name mean?: It means I love surveys. Pretty self-explanatory. Would you like you, if you met you?: No. I don’t like me as me, so.

What’s your first impression of yourself?: Uh. Where was the last place you went shopping?: The mall. How often do you take naps?: Often-ish. I try not to because I always feel groggy and crappy afterwards, but sleep often wins. Have you ever had to take a sobriety test?: No. Do you like movies more if they’re based on actual events?: I wouldn’t say I like them more necessarily, but it does add something to it. What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done with your cell phone?: Nothing comes to mind. What’s your opinion on gold diggers? Selfish, or smart? Both?: I don’t agree with using someone for their money. What would you do if your bf/gf was hitting on someone else right in front of you?: I’d be pissed off and upset to say the least and say something. What’s something you’ve done that you’ve sworn you’d never do?: Ugh. Which ex of yours do you talk to the most?: I don’t talk to any of them. If you were given a country to rule, which one would you want?: I don’t want to rule a country, thanks. Why?: Do you know anyone who lives on an island?: No. Can you recall the first person you ever drank/got drunk/high with?: A friend. ^ are you still friends?: I don’t have any friends anymore. What time of day are you typically the busiest?: I’m not a busy person. I spend my days resting in bed, scrolling through Tumblr, doing surveys, watching YouTube, checking social media, watching TV, eating, and sleeping. That’s not what I’d consider “busy.” They’re distractions and things to occupy myself to get through the day... And what are you doing that keeps you thus?: Did the word ‘thus’ confuse you, or is your IQ over 10?: Wtf. Have you ever taken someone else’s vehicle without permission?: Uh, no. What were you doing the last time you were videotaped?: Something on Snapchat most likely. Is that something you’d be comfortable uploading and sharing?: No. Which friend wears the same size clothes as you do?: Is there anyone’s wardrobe that you’d like to steal?: No. What do you do when you can’t sleep?: Every night I Tumblr, do surveys, watch YouTube/listen to ASMR, and watch TV until I fall asleep. How often do you tell lies, including little white lies?: “Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies...” Any secrets you’d like to share with the class?: Nah. How many scoops of coffee do you use to make a pot?: I have a Keurig. ^ is it flavored or plain?: The coffee is just regular coffee, but I use flavored creamer. Have you ever been lost in the woods?: No. What did you last stretch the truth about?: Hmm. Have you ever had withdrawals from something?: Yes. Someone?: Something like that. How old is 'too old’ for you to date?: Date if you’re 100 I don’t care. What’s something that really pisses you off?: Blah. What’s something that always makes you smile?: My doggo. Have you ever taken your frustration out on the wrong person?: Yes. I get moody and snippy and short and my family are the ones I’m closest to and the only people I see, so they get that moody side of me, unfortunately. :/ How many nicknames can you think of for marijuana?: Mary Jane, weed, ganja, kush, bud... What about the police?: Uhhh. How do you feel about guys in tight jeans?: I don’t care? What about cardigans?: I also don’t care. Do you know how to use roman numerals properly?: Some. Longest period of time you’ve ever been awake?: Over 30 something hours. Favorite hour-long show?: I have a few. Favorite half-hour show?: I have a few of those, too. Best looking person you know of the same sex?: I think my mama is beautiful. I wish I looked more like her. I’m also very envious cause she has the best skin. My grandma did, too. I did not inherit that. What’s worse; flat soda, or warm soda?: Flat soda. Most people who’ve slept over at your house all at once?: 5. Have you ever stapled yourself?: I don’t think so. Steak or chicken?: Chicken. I don’t like steak. What’s one thing you’ve learned from a good relationship gone bad?: Hm. If you could pick to be any person in a movie, who would it be?: I don’t know. Who would you like to spend the night with?: No one. What stripper name would you give yourself?: Quickie. lmao. For those who don’t know by now, I’m in a wheelchair. Is flirting really cheating?: I absolutely would have a problem with a significant other flirting with someone else. What’s something you own that’s /only/ of sentimental value?: I’m big on that kind of thing, so I have a lot. What’s your choice of chips?: Doritos, either the nacho cheese or cool ranch flavor. What song would you use to torture someone?: That one song that goes, “this is the song that never ends, it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singing it forever just because it is the song that ever ends...” and repeat. What is the weirdest compliment you have ever received?: Some random woman thought I had polio since I’m in a wheelchair and said, “You look pretty for having polio.” ...... If someone REALLY fat was upset, and saying how FAT they were, what would you say?: I don’t know? I get uncomfortable when people make comments about their weight or appearance and do self-deprecating jokes. I do it, too, but I don’t know how to respond when other people do it. I try not to do it often cause I know it makes people uncomfortable. What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever heard a kid say?: Kids say the darndest things. Has anyone licked you today?: My doggo. Three things you can’t live without?: Oxygen, food, water. Three things you want to live without?: I’d love to not have health issues, both physical and mental. A random stranger walks up to you and says 'you’re hott’. You say: I’d probably awkwardly chuckle and be like, “uh, thanks” and keep going.

#personal #text #survey #surveys

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meepface · 6 years ago

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1-100!

oof, thank you lmfao

1: is there a boy/girl in your life?

there’s a boy in my life which is crazy to me bc i was starting to think i could only feel this way about girls. i am bi though, that is very much so confirmed

2: think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?

i can think of two people right now honestly and i forgive them both. i learned from them and i grew from those experiences and i hope they do as well. i wish nothing but the best for them

3: what do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”

my best friend got a new cat and she’s SO SMALL and she likes me a lot and cats don’t usually like me so it’s great

4: what’s something you really want right now?

to hang out with my boy but i’m doing that tonight! also i would really love to go to Iceland

5: are you afraid of falling in love?

oh absolutely terrified, yes, but it’s a growing experience every time and i think it’s always worth it whether they end up being the one or not

6: do you like the beach?

not really at all honestly

7: have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?

yes

8: what’s the background on your cell?

my lock screen is my dog Sophie and my home screen is just some pine trees

9: name the last four beds you were sat on?

my own, my brother’s, my boyfriend’s and my best friend’s

10: do you like your phone?

i honestly wish i didn’t have a phone a lot of times lmao i hate texting people and i hate social media and i hate being subconsciously addicted to it. i’m definitely trying to work on using it less

11: honestly, are things going the way you planned?

not at all but they’re going pretty fucking great so i’m not complaining

12: who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?

a new coworker of mine

13: would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler?

both i love dogs

14: which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?

emotional

15: would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?

both ??

16: are you tired?

a little bit, i just woke up and i definitely wanted to sleep in a little later than 10:30 but my body will not go back to sleep

17: how long have you known your 1st phone contact?

lmaooo since middle school, he was actually my first “boyfriend” if you even count the like 4 days we dated

18: are they a relative?

not at all, just some crusty boy i don’t even talk to anymore. last i heard he moved and is trying to be a monk which is strange considering the person he is

19: would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?

i would not

20: when did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?

he texted me this morning but the last time we spoke was like over the phone two days ago. he’s been busy moving and shit and so we haven’t gotten to see each other for a lil bit but i see him today so it’s all good

21: if you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?

not today, i’d definitely still wait and if they’re the right person i’m sure they’d wait too

22: would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

oh my god absolutely, i’m gonna kiss him so much tonight

23: how many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?

none, i don’t really care for bracelets

24: is there a certain quote you live by?

there’s a few! “let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier,” “if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely,” and “be kinder and gentler.”

25: what’s on your mind?

i’m kind of hungry and i definitely smell pancakes in the other room but other than that i’m super nervous to hang out with my boyfriend’s friends for the first time today bc i want them to like me lmao

26: do you have any tattoos?

i have three, a sun and moon on my wrists and “lovely” on my inner arm

27: what is your favorite color?

cerulean

28: next time you will kiss someone on the lips?

toniiiiight

29: who are you texting?

my friend Stein, my friend Joe and i was texting my boyfriend but i think he fell back asleep

30: think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?

yes lmao all the time

31: have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?

yes

32: do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?

yes my good pal Joe and also my friend Brendon and also my friend Cory and also my friend Derryck and also my boyfriend but he’s more than just a friend so i don’t think that counts

33: do you think anyone has feelings for you?

i would hope my boyfriend does

34: has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?

i get that fairly often actually bc my eyeballs are fucking massive and bright green and it makes me happy when people say that bc i used to hate em

35: say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?

i would be really really really disappointed and upset bc he knows how difficult its been for me lately and he knows i’ve been cheated on before and he’s been so fucking good to me so it would be a huge knock down to my ability to trust anyone. i’d honestly just break up with him quickly and as kindly as i could and just not talk to him again. i definitely think it would be harder to trust afterwards and i’d be heartbroken but luckily we wouldn’t have been together long enough for it to fuck me up too bad yet. BUT, he’s literally an angel and i can’t see him ever doing this to me so this is all hypothetical

36: were you single on valentines day?

no i was not

37: are you friends with the last person you kissed?

we’re dating

38: what do your friends call you?

my name

39: has anyone upset you in the last week?

i think my parents at one point but it’s all good, i’ve clearly already forgotten and moved on

40: have you ever cried over a text?

plenty of times

41: where’s your last bruise located?

i have a random ass bruise on my knee and i have no idea what that’s about

42: what is it from?

no clue

43: last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?

oh all the time lately, it’s hard to be at home right now. but i also just want to be out of state for a while

44: who was the last person you were on the phone with?

my best friend called me to tell me how her date went

45: do you have a favourite pair of shoes?

yeah i have these bright white pumas that i loooove they look so cool and they’re so comfy

46: do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?

yep, i look good in snapbacks and dad hats so it works out

47: would you ever go bald if it was the style?

no i don’t have the face shape to pull that off

48: do you make supper for your family?

i would but i’m so bad at cooking that i don’t think they would want that

49: does your bedroom have a door?

yes

50: top 3 web-pages?

youtube, netflix and then my school’s login page apparently

51: do you know anyone who hates shopping?

my mom does

52: does anything on your body hurt?

my stomach is a little upset but it’s not too terrible

53: are goodbyes hard for you?

depends on who i’m saying goodbye to

54: what was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?

coffee

55: how is your hair?

messy and in a bun bc i just woke up lmao

56: what do you usually do first in the morning?

lay in bed for like an hour and text people back and briefly social media bullshit, then i usually immediately shower once i get up

57: do you think two people can last forever?

i don’t know but i hope so

58: think back to january 2007, were you single?

yes

59: green or purple grapes?

purple but i like em both

60: when’s the next time you will give someone a big hug?

when i see my boyfriend today, he’s been pretty stressed and he definitely needs a hug

61: do you wish you were somewhere else right now?

i’d say with my boyfriend but i’m pretty fuckin comfy in my bed right now so i mean, he can come join me here instead

62: when will be the next time you text someone?

whenever someone texts me back

63: where will you be 5 hours from now?

a music festival

64: what were you doing at 8 this morning.

sleeping

65: this time last year, can you remember who you liked?

yes i was dating her

66: is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

yes

67: did you kiss or hug anyone today?

not yet but i will

68: what was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

i have no idea, i was probably just nervous about today

69: have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?

yes

70: how many windows are open on your computer?

just this one

71: how many fingers do you have?

10 lmfao???

72: what is your ringtone?

idk whatever the apple default one is

73: how old will you be in 5 months?

still 21

74: where is your mum right now?

she’s in the kitchen making pancakes which i’m about to go hit up

75: why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?

we just didn’t work out

76: have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?

yes, three days ago though bc we’ve both been busy

77: are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?

some of them yes but i cut off a few of em for the better

78: do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?

definitely my friend Brendon, we didn’t work out bc we were both queer as fuck but he’s still one of my best friends to this day. i also had a huge crush on this girl that i don’t really talk to anymore bc she definitely gives off that whole “i’m better than you” kind of vibe

79: is there anyone you know with the name mike?

yes

80: have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?

yep & i get to tonight !! my bf is so cuddly when he’s sleepy

81: how many people have you liked in the past three months?

five LMAO but i only tried things out w three of em bc i knew the other two wouldn’t work out. ended up with the one i liked the most to begin with so everything worked out in the longrun

82: has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?

my boyfriend lol

83: will you talk to the person you like tonight?

yep a whole bunch i’m so excited

84: you’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?

oof, i don’t think i’d yell at em but i guess my friend Monica, that’s some shit she’d drag me into doing lmfao

85: if your bf/gf was into drugs would you care?

he is to an extent and it doesn’t bother me as long as he’s safe. i barely consider weed a drug anyway

86: what was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?

my bf and i fucked in my car at 3 AM afterwards LMAO

87: who was your last received call from?

my dad

88: if someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?

i think i would initially agree bc i need that money but i don’t think i’d have the heart when it came down to it

89: what is something you wish you had more of?

money would be nice bc i’m tryna move out

90: have you ever trusted someone too much?

yes

91: do you sleep with your window open?

nah there’s mosquitos outside

92: do you get along with girls?

yes!!!!! i love girls

93: are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?

no, i don’t really see much of a point in doing that

94: does sex mean love?

not necessarily but loveless sex isn’t as good

95: you’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?

not at all

96: have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?

97: did you sleep alone this week?

yeah except for on monday night and i don’t have to sleep alone tonight either so it’s all g

98: everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?

yes

99: do you believe in love at first sight?

nah but i believe in infatuation at first sight sure, i believe you can have a feeling about someone at first sight, like you can tell if they’ll be in your life or not kind of thing

100: who was the last person that you pinky promise?

i think my best friend

#thank you for the distraction!#like if ya read #long post #about me

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idontactuallyeatflowers · 7 years ago

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ANSWER ALL OF THE QUESTIONS PLEASE

1: is there a boy/girl in your life?not at the moment

2: think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?yes

3: what do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”cats

4: what’s something you really want right now?a really big really long hug

5: are you afraid of falling in love?not at all.

6: do you like the beach?love it

7: have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?yes

8: what’s the background on your cell?the ocean

9: name the last four beds you were sat on?don’t understand the ques

10: do you like your phone?yes

11: honestly, are things going the way you planned?fuck. no.

12: who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?um..,, this dude i met on tinder

13: would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler?rott

14: which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?emotional

15: would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?art museum

16: are you tired?when am i not

17: how long have you known your 1st phone contact?my whole life

18: are they a relative?yes

19: would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?maybe one of them

20: when did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?my birthday

21: if you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?not today

22: would you kiss the last person you kissed again?no

23: how many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?zero

24: is there a certain quote you live by?“Hold tight to those you love. Life is a narrative, but it’s a narrative we write together.”

25: what’s on your mind?my heart is very soft

26: do you have any tattoos?no

27: what is your favorite color?purple

28: next time you will kiss someone on the lips?hopefully soon i miss kissing

29: who are you texting?my bff

30: think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?actually no

31: have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?yep

32: do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?yep

33: do you think anyone has feelings for you?i wish

34: has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?yes

35: say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?ok? i don’t care abt them anymore

36: were you single on valentines day?yea

37: are you friends with the last person you kissed?we’re ok i guess we never talk but when we do it’s friendly

38: what do your friends call you?han, hannah, hanners, hans, hannanah, hannah boo, hannass

39: has anyone upset you in the last week?yes

40: have you ever cried over a text?so many times lol

41: where’s your last bruise located?knee

42: what is it from?tripping on flat ground

43: last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?an hour and a half ago

44: who was the last person you were on the phone with?some dude from tinder

45: do you have a favourite pair of shoes?yes

46: do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?no i bun

47: would you ever go bald if it was the style?no i like my hair a lot

48: do you make supper for your family?“”“supper”“” yes

49: does your bedroom have a door?yes

50: top 3 web-pages?youtube, outlook, amazon

51: do you know anyone who hates shopping?my dad lol

52: does anything on your body hurt?not atm

53: are goodbyes hard for you?yes

54: what was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?whiskey

55: how is your hair?long and atm, kinda curled at the ends so it’s real pretty

56: what do you usually do first in the morning?dissociate

57: do you think two people can last forever?in theory

58: think back to january 2007, were you single?i was fucking 9 so yea

59: green or purple grapes?either

60: when’s the next time you will give someone a big hug?tomorrow hopefully

61: do you wish you were somewhere else right now?yes

62: when will be the next time you text someone?whenever someone texts me. or tomorrow afternoon

63: where will you be 5 hours from now?in my bed asleep

64: what were you doing at 8 this morning.sleeping

65: this time last year, can you remember who you liked?yes

66: is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?yes

67: did you kiss or hug anyone today?no

68: what was your last thought before you went to bed last night?romance

69: have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?yes

70: how many windows are open on your computer?2

71: how many fingers do you have?10

72: what is your ringtone?duck

73: how old will you be in 5 months?same age

74: where is your mum right now?asleep in her room

75: why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?she was straight and an actual asshole

76: have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?yes i think so

77: are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?yes

78: do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?umm yea some dude named Nick. he was actually the literal worst person and i’m glad it didn’t last long.

79: is there anyone you know with the name mike?nope

80: have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?yes

81: how many people have you liked in the past three months?enough

82: has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?yes

83: will you talk to the person you like tonight?i mean

84: you’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?lmao i wouldn’t be the one yelling but natalie

85: if your bf/gf was into drugs would you care?yes

86: what was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?i was really reactive the whole time and weirded out the dude i was with lol

87: who was your last received call from?dude from tinder

88: if someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?oh geez. no

89: what is something you wish you had more of?knowledge

90: have you ever trusted someone too much?yes

91: do you sleep with your window open?no

92: do you get along with girls?yes

93: are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?no

94: does sex mean love?no

95: you’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?not really i guess. the only problem is how we’re gonna get out

96: have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?…….no

97: did you sleep alone this week?yes

98: everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?yes

99: do you believe in love at first sight?no

100: who was the last person that you pinky promise?my sister

#long post #about me #muffins-and-koalas #ty for the asks 💕💕

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stjimmys · 6 years ago

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the way they put on this production was rlly nice and good

their johnny was fantastic. they had him twitchy and he bounced his leg a lot, also rlly rlly Rlly like. unfocused? didnt rlly look anyone except certain ppl in the eye

their will was very good, he fit the part rlly well !! i loved him and heather during too much too soon

tunny was very stoic and clear, also made his character a hundred percent more pissed abt being unable to use one of his legs. that was perfection

heather, in relation to will, fit very well too !! equally as pissed off about wills shit. shes valid

ex girl was so cute and sweet, and her outfit reveal was so good omg. i love pull away dresses

whatsy was So Fucking good. my god. she was beautiful and i loved her character in this. amazing

saint was played by my elementary school bully lmao its fitting but ngl she was rlly good as him. her hair was in a bun mohawk and i support it

a few of the ensemble are memorable. there was the kid with glitter around their eyes. so pretty and good i loved them sm

think of dan from agriculture? but hes wearing overalls. i love him

the kid with red in his hair and the boots ended up being r&r bf and He Was Good. also played the rep and too much too soon bf

the guy that looks like a shorter archie was fave son, spot on. also he was hot. ngl

ALSO a friend christina was in the ensemble and she was great. i actually thought she was saint at first and ngl would have been good !!

ok but thetes Gotta be someone that looked like the kid w glitter on their eyes. theyre like the zach zagoria of aitm theres One twink and hes valid

im going to see aitm again on the 2nd and im So fucking excited yall dont even know

#none of yall are gonna understand parts of this but #fantastic preformances done by all but whoever the fuck that glittery eyed boy....#i love you #i owe you my life

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defunctblogtobedeleted · 7 years ago

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6/25/17, 5:30am - idk

Another long two weeks on the books. I really like this update schedule, it’s like just long enough that I don’t forget everything that happened lol.

I had a really weird dream sometime this week. It was kind of amazing, so I feel like writing about it for a sec. I was on some like cobblestoney/brickey kind of streets. A little bit Doctor Who London meets Chapel Hill I suppose, and all around me people were starting to riot. I think it was a feminist riot like I had encouraged Cullen to do months ago, and people were starting to shoot at each other. I was like duck this and took off running, but as I made my way down these outdoor escalators by a target I got scooped up by a group of five girls. Each of them grabbed a hold of one of my limbs and held me down and the last had a bat and was ready to smash my junk to pieces. I was like crying or something screaming not to hit my balls because they were still fragile lmao. When all seemed lost and I was about to take a beating one of the girls got bit by a fucking zombie on the neck and started gushing blood. All the girls freaked and I knew it was my time to get the fuck out of there so I bolted like hell. I ended up finding a laundromat tucked into a corner of this outdoor mall and so I decided to build myself a barricade there. I let in a little girl and her family, and they helped me move the washers and dryers, stacking them up (I guess I was superhuman or they weighed like nothing) to build a giant barricade at the entrance. We were safe from the zombies for a while, but some government agency started taking them down outside. What looked like an enormous leech made its way inside, and I held it up to see that it had a big mouth and teeth in the center of its belly. One of the zombies tried to make a big enough crack in the washers to get in, and I held up the leech who ate the zombie whole. But the government or somebody was trying to get us to come out of our hiding spot, saying they only needed one of us. When the family decided they were going to get rid of me because they didn’t know me I decided that this was bullshit because it was MY hiding spot, and furiously threw the leech out of the place. It landed in the middle of a small platoon of guys and exploded, turning them all into zombies. Then I was like holy shit this got even weirder and I woke up lol.

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So anyway, Sunday I managed to get a nap in before heading out to pick up frankie. we talked for a while while fonzi was getting ready and all headed out to this food truck rodeo. We had some of the most delicious shit. Not gonna elaborate too much, but there were these pork belly bun sandwiches that exploded with a crackling of meat flavor and rounded with the savoryness of the fat in every bite. Holy shit I could eat them like every day of my life lol. We spent a good couple hours there, started doing this meme where Fonzi decided that Frankie looked like a celebrity from new york because her hair is all blonde too now. Since Sean and Angel didn’t come to meet us, we decided to hang out at angel’s for a bit. Just chilled and talked for a while while we deliberated whether or not to go swimming. When we finally decided to it was sunset, so his pool was closed, and then we tried to go to my pool but it was padlocked. Pretty damn disappointing, but we walked around catching fireflies and listening to music, which was nice. I took frankie home, but missed a turn and then a road was closed so we ended up detouring through chapel hill, and I decided we needed to stop and take a walk through the arboretum. Ended up going to one of the little grassy openings and in this big oak(?) tree up above us the fireflies must have been mating. In that particular tree they lit up every couple of seconds, making it sparkle in the night. There were so many fireflies that it was like a constant twinkling, like moving christmas light strung up between the leaves. It was beautiful. But not romantic in any sense unfortunately. lmfaooo she called me out asking if I was going to try to make out with her while we walked into the garden and I tried to play it off coyly like “who me? You were the one who kissed me last I remember.” and she had forgotten about this time that I may have actually imagined in my head so who fucking knows. The long and short of it is it seems like there isn’t an ounce of me that she’s attracted to. So that might work really well if I randomly decide to take her up on her aloof offer to move in with her in Boston one day. Who knows. I stll don’t know what I want to do.

Mon - work. Tony told me at the last minute I wouldn’t have patients that weekend, so I had to work mon and weds and take a hit on tuesday to follow through on my date with Katy

Tuesday I kicked some fucking assssss in doubles. Carried my buddy Will hard to get some experience for BMR. And Katy came after she got off work! I got to introduce her to ashleigh, it was sick. I was so fucking happy to have her there and so excited to get laid and so tired from burning out from doubles that I got demolished in singles and took off. Butttt unfortunately katy wasn’t feeling well so she fell asleep on me like Immediately when we got home. Was nice cuddling up with her though. Was torn for a while because I felt like I should be trying to hang out with Ashleigh and Aaron instead. Decided not to because she wasn’t feeling well and I should try to make her feel better because I’m a sappy fuck.

weds - work

thurs - had another really low key day with Katy. kinda just hung out until she got off work and then we just slept again. Bleh.

Luckily since I got the weekend off, it left me free to see Tony and Morgan for their birthday!! It was a fucking awesome weekend, showed up just in time friday night to smoke and go to dinner with everybody. Everybody fucking cheered when I came in the door, it’s like nothing ever changes with us I love all of em so much. Finally got to meet Tony and Morgan’s S.O.’s, and I like them both a lot. Once we were all a little stoned and being a little awk Laura made this hilarious offhand remark “ok, welcome to the conference. These are your friends.” that both became a great in-joke and also made me feel less terrible for being socially inept when I got high as balls for the first time in forever lmfao. Dinner was insanely good, we got like a whole bunch of small dishes at this place Pasteur or something, ate family style and got to try so many different dishes. I remember steak tar tar and this rib that was like eating caveman bacon on a stick being incredible. Also fried pickles and all sorts of stuff. Had a couple beers there, went to a bar and bought tony a tequila shot, got home, pulled the liquor out of my car and everybody got toootally fucking wasted. I don’t remember all that much, a little bit of a nostalgia fest with Alex for a while. Tony made the clutchest move ever ordering us a pizza super late in the night. But not too much later after gorging myself I puked my guts out and crashed on an air mattress with Erica lol. Was probably drunk enough that I might have tried to make moves otherwise, even though she has a bf now apparently you know me -_- . She’s lookin suppper fit nowadays. I think she’s still uniquely the only girl I’ve rejected in my life. Back when I was just a pure little kid and didn’t want to do anything sexual without it being special yet. Fuckin weird typing that now lol it doesn’t sound like me at all.

Saturday was river day, bought some beer and hiked with it about a mile to this river and spent most of the day there smoking drinking and chatting. It was fucking gorgeous out there, and everyone looked great together laying around on this rock. Got to know Dana and her gf much better, and tony’s gf. I think I drank like 5 or 6 beers floating around in the river, it was a lot of fun trying to ford across (it had poured that morning so the water was flowing pretty fast) without spilling any beers lol. Towards the end of us hanging out in the lake me and Laura floated around in this raft morgan had brought, and alex was reeling us in and casting us back out again like he was our dad. Such an excellent day. Until then I hadn’t told anyone about my vasectomy because I didn’t want to take attention away from everyone else, seeing how it had become such a talking piece on our family vacation and how much of my conversation with frankie had revolved around it. But I mentioned it in the river and said that it was because once I found out it was reversible I felt like the onus of birth control shouldn’t be put on the woman. Everyone was just like “huh wow that’s fucking awesome I totally agree,” and I like swam away for a bit instead of discussing it further. But when we were hiking back up to our cars Mike told me “yknow you might’ve started like a revolution back there with the vasectomy thing.” I was pretty fucking drunk and a little high so I honestly wondered if he was just fucking with me for a second, but I really appreciate that he said that after all the shit I got from my family. So that was a long ass afternoon of being out in the sun, and everyone got exhausted and fought to stay up but seemed like after we got back at some point everyone took a turn of getting too high and getting zonked out on the couch. I took a nap in Tony’s bed until his dad got there and got to see him for a bit. More great food was cooked, but I felt bad that I was so tired because I kinda wanted to rage again, especially since some new people came to hang that night, but not people that I knew. As a present Tony got the fire pit from their old house, and it was really neat to have another fire and sit around it with everyone. Sunday Tony and Morgan and some people cooked an enormous breakfast for everyone. Hung out with Mike and Erica and all talked about how good we look now lol. Eventually we said our goodbyes, I stuck around after everyone had left to chill with Mike and Tony for a while because I had nothing to do back at home. Katy decided she didn’t want to chill. I had waited on my dad for a long time to see him for lunch and so I didn’t smoke too much but got a little inebriated and watched nearly a whole season of Silicon Valley with Mike and Tony and his gf and Mary. Sun - came back at 4, got home at 7, idr that night. Mon - Stayed up until like 6am watching Doctor Who, had to go to chapel hill for a JKCF function at 9, barely slept at all but met some new cooke friends so that was cool. Went to raleigh w/ will to play melee, got suuuper fucked. Went 0-2 in singles AND doubles, the worst placing I’ve had in... well ever, but it’s been months since I’ve had one that bad. Tues - Had a redemption tournament at Geeksboro. Got second place, actually won a little money. Disappointed that I threw away a few games that might’ve given me first but had a lot of fun. Katy told me she was sick that morning, and since she had been no fun to hang out with the last week and she bailed on our plans for Sunday and that day I decided to break things off with her. She was confused and hurt, of course, but I was just like “this is bullshit you’re treating me like I’m not a friend” and we hashed things out about her worrying about me having too strong feelings and that we’d just be friends who have sex and watch cartoons and stuff. So we’ve still been snapping every day but I still haven’t seen her in a while. I’m glad we’re still friends though, I was feeling helllla fucking self conscious for a hot minute.

Weds - I hung out watching Doctor Who most of the day, but went out to the bar Ashleigh was working to hang out for a while. She introduced me to her friend who was kinda plastered and seemed like she was leaning for a kiss on our introductory hug. So I was like woooooooh baby I love gboro people I can’t believe I have to play catchup at fucking 11pm lmao. Chugged a few free beers for this Shocktop promotion, and since I hadn’t eaten anything I got just tipsy enough that I could flirt with her without feeling like a Total asshole. We were chatting about some music and stuff, went inside and danced for the tiniest bit, and then she basically kissed me three times. Nothing egregious or any tongue or anything because I was still wary of her being a little off her ass, but I realized I got a text from ashleigh saying “come talk to me.” I was like “oh what’s up?” and she said “well it doesn’t matter now, it’s just that she’s married, they’re in a rough spot but I didn’t realize it was That rough.” ha haaaaaaaaaaa goddamn just my luck lol. She ended up puking on the side of the bar, I made better friends of a few of the regulars and played pool with them, I hung out with Aaron when he showed up at the end of the night and got to hear about the drama between him and his old roommate, and I sang a bunch of karaoke. Another fucking wonderful night, fshoooo. Got a philly cheesesteak and passed out, was super hungover the next morning lmao.

Thurs - got off work early story of that girl that I posted Fri - work, getting ready for bmr, finally got my spare setup in the office at work I’m so fucking happy it doesn’t make enough noise that it disturbs the patients. I’m gonna be a god one day lolol.

Also just as a benchmark I’m 4 episodes into season 8 of doctor who now. Comin along nicely. Def the hardest I’ve binged on a show in a longggggggg time.

OH and last I learned how to solder on weds. Finally did the work on that controller mod and it fucking brokkkkeee kinda tragic, I had to throw out the guts of the controller that I learned to play the game on. I thought I was going to be fucked for a while, but luckily Will had my back and lent me one of his spares that works even better than the one I had before. Might have actually been lucky as fuck despite being out $50 on the microchips and soldering kit lmao.

Anyway my life is amazing, I’ve been doing personal finance numbers in my head a lot but I think that’s because I’m just reassuring myself that I don’t have to worry about money much anymore. Eating well, still not doing much french fries, trying to quit soda. Started doing pushups+situps+pullups before my showers, so maybe I’ll be a little fitter, even. Life’s pretty great. So fucking excited for BMR2 next weekend, hopefully I’m gonna kick some ass. Gonna be a muchhh nerdier update next time I get on here lol.

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