#((lmaO???

[withbriefthanksgiving]

ID: screenshot of notes app text which says

joe biden if he was a warlord in Three Kingdoms Era China: listen here back in Zhuo county we had this two story tree we called Two-Story Mulberry and eminent fortunetellers would come and tell (abruptly remembers an old poem) on and on the Great River rolls, racing East (looks around and blinks) and we also had this one Bureaucrat in Zhuo county, of little virtue-

donald trump if he was a warlord in Three Kingdoms Era China: LOSER LIU BEI walked into my commandery capital, NO ARMY, NO MANDATE, NO IMPERIAL SEAL, crying like a eunuch. "oh Donny" he says could "he BORROW Jing Province?" Secure some Merit first! YOU CAN'T DO THAT, LIU. (softer, more pensive) we always loved Sun Jian didnt we folks

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my friend wrote this in his notes app while extremely drunk

[prncssguya]

nypd chief: his writings show “suspect does seem to have some ill-will toward corporate america.”

[youknowwhoyouaremeep]

Why did this blow up so hard???

Alternate Twi fit

Days since Wild and Hyrule got lost: 0 😔

[fatliberation]

fuck you for putting politics on my dash

this is literally a political blog

[onesmolbean49]

I WAS LOOKING THROUGH MY TOSHI FOLDER AND COMPLETELY FORGOT I DID THIS????

[itsnotmourn]

i had a thought. a small hc that ross and captain are family via sunglasses genetics 🕶️

ross’ pair was a hand-me-down from captain! though, he kinda lost that privilege now that he’s causing trouble around the town lmao. teenage rebellion things u_u)b

[ivorysoda]

Me and @professor-rizomata made one of these together and then filled them out with a3stars ‼️‼️ feel free to nab the template if you want

[mvmnbnv]

so now we've got some unhinged corner of caitvi stans calling ppl jilco shippers and pedos??? WHAT IS GOING OOON JDFHSKJDHFKJDHF

like bro these are under posts ive made of caitvi...tf does silco or jilco have to do with anything??

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

WHY AM I BEINT TAGGED SO MUCH,,,,

[cuppanova]

Just letting you know, you don't own the concept of futuristic angels. I have been working on my story since 2020 which had futuristic angels and I'm quite angry that you copied it.

no idea who you are anon but thank you for inventing the concept of futuristic angels in the year of our lord 2020

[presidentconfessions]

"my math teacher just called richard nixon a "tumblr sexyman" /real /actuallyhappened /imnotlying "

[splatoonworldposts]

[royalarchivist]

Fit: What's with the crucifixion that's happening on Day 3? Has anyone talked about that? They're straight up going Christianity on this sht, they're just gonna crucify someone? That's actually insane. Now, is that actually gonna happen or is it a joke? I guess we'll to find out.

Fit: Yeah, what if this is just a fcked up way to do the Easter event? [Laughs] Wouldn't that be fun- oh my god. Oh... sht dude. Where are the rabbits, where are the colored Eggs?

[mumpsetc]

I Deleted All My Social Media Off My Phone What Do You Mean ii Leaked

[hagi-clvnk]

CATER DIDN'T BRUSH HIS TEETH AFTER EATING AND TREY WITH TREYTSUM JUST-

(AND CATER JUST RAN OFF TO BRUSH HIS TEETH, ASKING NOT TO APPROACH WITH SUCH A SMILE???)