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so fucked up that spongebob squarepants is a children's show that can't feature alcohol because squidward would look right at home cuntily swirling a glass of red wine
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they call me a master baiter because im very good at worming my fishing hook in a clean and efficient way that keeps the worm attached and secure. what, you thought i was gonna make a joke about masturbating ? hm. how crude. fish army kill them badly
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i think in part 3 they should make a world where these two are confirmed gfs
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ive never hit randomize on a suffix so fast
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military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps
enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it
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this has gotten me so many times online its not even funny
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tickles me pink when you get a quest to kill ghosts in an rpg. like yeah this massive broadsword is gonna do just fine against these things.no rites no helping them move on just fucking cleaving them in twain
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*sneeks in something random in between the things I usually post*
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Until pretty recently, I had never read fic for a fandom I had never dipped into. It got me thinking about why people read fics for stories they've never followed. Sooo...
*not even 1 episode. None of the book. No more than the movie's trailer. etc.
#bc I actually just made a joke about this.#I explain:#sometimes the premise of the source is good but the writing is not#or the characters are very appealing but the source is smth I just can't get into#I really only do this with bigger fandoms bc 1. the characters are easy to recognize and I have probably seen#enough about the source to understand it. and 2.#bc big fandoms mean a LOT of creative takes. which means many works#I can sift through for nearly exactly what I am in the mood for. and I don't really have to expend the energy#of getting into something new#thus it is a nice way to spend time when I am drifting in between interests sometimes
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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead
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Save me, huge fandom I'm not actually in but like to read the fics for bc of the insane variety,
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WHY IS GRACE 2 PEOPLE?? WHERE IS CHELET???????
#??????#like... was this webtoon started really early during the novel?? how does it end up like this...#Grace is important!! and like. HAS STAFF. AND SIGNS.#and it's not like there's two different people in this scene other than Lujher. just one. Grace#Chelet talks to hin after Shane and co leave but they already gave Chelet a design!!!#so. I am confused#I like Grace. so sad#choose your heroes wisely#choose your heroes carefully#sorry for griefing. anyway. the chase scene is silly at least
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