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redacted what is yuor favorite animal and/or bug ...............

[REDACTED]: OOOOO now this is... this is a toughie, tbh. I mean, I've got like, a LOTTA favorite animals! Like BIRDS, those guys are CRAZY. Like, have you SEEN a bird??? They've got like, feathers and stuff, and those beaks, and they have all the cool advice in the world, and they would answer questions for you when your parents weren't there for you- like, full disclosure, if I didn't like being a ghost so much, I would want to become a bird SO. FRICKING. BAD. I mean, can you blame me??? OH, oh, AND snakes! They're SOOOO cute! Like, sure, they CAN be a little freaky, but aren't ALL cute things a little scary and freaky on the inside? Like, THEY SHEAD!!! THEY GO HISSSSSS! And you can boop their little snake noses!!! That's peak animal right there! BUT sadly, I like, never really had a snake as a pet. I had some living in the walls of my hotel, but I don't really think they knew the REAL me, yknow? BUT I did have a pet dog! Or uh- more accurately, I had pet DOGS. Let me explain, so like, I was living in an abandoned cabin back in the day, trying to find myself, blah blah blah, and there was this Golden Retriever that would like, sometimes drop by and stuff! And so, I'd give her food, play fetch a bit, yknow, normal dog stuff. And uh- I guess she really liked it, cause then she started visiting me like, every day! And THEN, cut to like, a month later, it's raining like CRAZY, and I hear her barking outside! And PLOT TWISTTTT, she had pups! And uh- yknow, I uh. Let them stay at my place. And stuff. They were uh... they were cute. I mean, no DUH, they're puppies! But like... I dunno, I guess in a cosmic sorta way, I was a... puppy grandma. ...I wonder where they are now. Probs just doing like... dog stuff. Barking at trees and squirrels and stuff. ...OH uh- there also was my pet cat, Muffin! She's been uh... doing pretty good, as of late. She's taking the whole "gotten brought back to life by strange dark forces" thing well, tbh. I uh... haven't seen her in a while. She doesn't really recognize me. Which... yeah. ...Wait, where was I? Oh yeah, fave animals. I... I guess my favorite animal is cats. I like cats. I've uh... I've actually been thinking about adopting one... Dunno if I'll actually go through with it but... yeah, yknow how it is.