#((hello father figure

[veniceflytrap]

dutch van der linde people wya

[buffenny]

jesus fuck hello

[absoluteocellibehavior]

13 years ago I was bright-eyed watching the pilot of Ninjago.

Now, I am once again hooked and cheering on little legos as an adult.

How time flies, huh?

Bittersweet <3

[the-pest1lence]

I already got attached to Arthur and Mr. Entity, specially after Arthur doing the whole thing with the wraith and the baby

*In Jon Sims voice* Good lord, can I stop getting attached to any (fictional) man who shows a small interest in taking care of a child???

[saphira-approves]

Can I come and tell you my deepest pain?

We should have had Morzan alive. I mean yeah, it would fuck up the whole narrative but imagine Murtagh being afraid of his father. He hates the king but fears his father.

Imagine him and Thorn; Morzan sees them, and he has problems with booze in canon, just how drunk he'd have gotten after Thorn learned to talk? There he is with his nameless dragon, half of his heart and soul, that he had to watch descend into stupidity. (Does he have its name written up here and there, does he watch it every day just to think about how he could make it real again?) Would he dream of killing his son and taking his dragon to himself? Would he want that even though he despises that sick joke of a connection that is in between Galbatorix and Shruikan?

And then Galbatorix finally discovers the name of the names. How would he beg for the king to use it to heal his companion?

Also, it would be very funny to watch our main characters run for their lives with an angry dragon after them, but y'know.

Should I write a fic about this

Oh you absolutely should write a fic about this (and let me know when you do! I’d love to read it!), and I should go back through my WIPs to find my time travel AUs…

I usually write more about Selena than Morzan, but I do love the idea of getting to see grown-up Murtagh’s reaction to seeing his father, especially in a context where Murtagh has lived without him for a while—whether that’s because Brom didn’t kill Morzan and Selena got both her sons to Carvahall, or because resurrection or time travel shenanigans happened.

As for Morzan still being around when Murtagh gets captured… I think there’s a 50/50 chance he gets Real Weird about the torture, in a “I was pretty sure up to this point that I didn’t actually care about my son but now my best friend is torturing My Son and I don’t like it actually” way, and I think that would be really fun to explore; I think, also, that when Thorn hatches and Galbatorix prematurely increases his size, Morzan would again be Real Weird about it because, like, that’s a baby dragon the size of an adult. He hasn’t lost his name, he just hasn’t really developed one yet; he’s a weird, warped mirror of Morzan’s own dragon. And when Thorn does, eventually, with difficulty, start to ‘grow up’, Morzan’s probably going to get twitchy about it—it’s been at least a century, more than two thirds of his lifespan, since he’s even MET a somewhat psychologically stable dragon; how much has he forgotten of their true intelligence, their real personalities? And when Galbatorix does find The Word, if Morzan asks him to heal his own dragon… honestly I don’t know if Galbatorix would be able to. Having power and knowing how to use it are two different things, we saw Murtagh figure that out in his own book with The Word. Would the king even know where to start? Would he allow Morzan to try for himself? Morzan probably wouldn’t have a clue where to begin, all we ever hear about him from people who’d met him is that he’s a powerful spellcaster, but not a very clever one.

Honestly, the whole situation might drive Morzan to split from Galbatorix; and even if not, it would still probably drive Morzan to be extremely destructive, to himself and everyone around him.

Also he’d be so pissed to learn about Eragon’s true parentage. Not even in a “my wife cheated on me?!” way but in a “oh my god can Brom stop being SO OBSESSED with me for FIVE MINUTES” kind of way.

[crows-of-buckets]

Fire emblem three houses is so funny like why are all the knights so irresponsible about their students. "Oh we though Monica ran away to home-" NOBODY CHECKED??? THE OCHS FAMILY IS MENTIONED BY SEVERAL OTHER CHARACTERS DID NO ONE WRITE A LETTER. WHAT.

[dont-open-dead-inside-25]

i have something heavy to talk to y'all about. i know this may come as a shock to many, but i have committed an act of heresy - perhaps more than one. with this, i have also committed the sin of pride (also the other six but we're not talking about those right now). i had ignored my sins and attempted to carry on with my heretic life until this morning, when i opened my bible (which i hide my laptop inside of so i can scroll tumblr at church) to see none other than what can only be described as a messenger of the lord calling me out for my blasphemy. i apologize deeply and must tell you that this is only the first step to repenting for my sins. after i post this, i will be deleting my blog. if this goes as planned and i am forgiven, we will never meet again. otherwise, i look forward to reuniting with you all in hell

[transannabeth]

hi. for people who saw gatsby: an american myth. do you remember mckee asking nick for lunch. and then gatsby in like the next scene inviting nick for lunch. because i remember.

[notcatseatheadrest]

tv grill

[born-to-lose]

Fighting for my life writing my first real application in English

[cultivating-wildflowers]

“This light doesn’t work,” I tell my father as I pull on said light’s cord. The light turns on.

[warcraftish]

On a scale of 1-10, how much would it hurt Wranduin shippers if Anduin turned up to the Dragon Isles and immediately started putting the moves on Sabellian?

[fatherfigurefistfight]

Remember: This is a pure fistfight (kicking allowed lol). No superpowers, weapons, sci-fi bullshit, or magic.

[heartbrake-hotel]

I thought you may be interested in the story of Elvis and Magnolia Smith, not many people know about it.

https://m.facebook.com/groups/197327014069344/permalink/695043474297693/

ohh my dearest nonnie.. you're absolutely right i'm interested !!! thank you ever so much for sharing, i never would've known about maggie otherwise.! 🥰🥰🌹

not only yet another example of es frequent generosity, but also how caring he was and continued to be ! putting her on payroll and getting her a car just so she could come sit in the kitchen at graceland and do her homework somewhere quiet is so sweet.. and im so jealous..

She also has stories of his sense of humor and making her (and others) laugh. But the most moving stories are of Elvis sitting and grieving/weeping with her, and also praying with her as well as reading books to her.

it doesn't specify if she had any particular interest in spirituality, and i haven't read the book, but just the fact that they'd have long conversations is so lovely to me. i'm sure it was wonderful for him to know that a young inquiring mind had an interest in his favorite topics 💓 and "he treated me more like a daughter than an employer" WAAH what a special bond the two of them got to share !! 😭💞

He would often call Graceland, check in on her grades at school, have her give him a full report on her classes over the phone, how her classes were going and what exactly she was studying. She was majoring in biology. He was extremely vested in her getting her college degree.

the thought of him calling back from the road just to ask how's school goin', honey? is overwhelming I'M SO IN LOVE W THIS FR

(also not that it matters but she was just gorgeous.! 🤭💘)

[bylertruther]

the ending of season three is so fucking gay. it's literally objectively gay what the hell and fuck

[milo-is-rambling]

Just remembered how one of my dedicated to people last roadtrip literally was like “oh actually I don’t think you can stay here tonight I have work early tomorrow :(“ after driving like seven and a half hours to him (and he texted me this when I was an hour away from his house and we had literally talked about my plans to stay there all day) like hello red flag red flag red flag