#((OH MAN IM So sORRY IF IM REPLYING SUPER LATE

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

sorry for being super late to the zhuge liang time-loop party but image we're several iterations in and our boy kongming is sitting in his little mountain hut waiting for liu bei to show up like he always does but this time sun zhou yu turns up instead

oh ho this is a hilarious concept! this is the enemies to enemies timeline we all need. i think it would make more sense for lu su and zhou yu to turn up, because of the simple reason that sun quan is a duke at this point and can't leave the palace for such an extended period of time vs liu bei the one-horse warlord.

ok, the timeline needs to be super fucked up at this stage in order to bring these two togather, because in the alpha timeline even though kongming was fairly well known as a genius hermit, he hasn't done anything so extraordinary at this stage that it warrents a personal visit from the two most powerful people in the southland.

i think we can do this by making him kinda new to the whole timeloop thing, and he accidentally/on purpose reveals some future events in order to get liu bei to find him faster, and it ends up backfiring.

picture this: kongming is sitting in his thatched hut, tears in his eyes, heart all a-flutter, waiting for his beloved leige lord to turn up, and the servant is like "master, there's three important men at the door" (idk who the third guy should be but it's a nice round number. maybe huang gai?) kongming: !!!! "ok, I will play some music to set the mood. i was rude last time by falling asleep and i want to make a good impression."

not even 3 bars in and a VERY familiar voice calls out "you're flat."

kongming is so fucking outraged that for a second he forgets to be surprised because that was ONE HALF-STEP DOWN, ASSHOLE!!!! YOU trying getting reincarnated and deincarnated several times over and then meet your soulmate (he called liu bei that irl, look it up) and see how steady your hands are, asshole!!! god, this is just like wei wuxian from my danmeis...

then it dawns on him that none of the peach garden trio have musical literacy. he runs outside, takes one look at the three men in his courtyard and is like "well, this timeline is a wash. aight im gonna go out back and bash my head in. on second thought, i should do it here and freak zhou yu out. suicidal existential despair is no excuse not to troll zhou yu."

but the afformentioned takes this opportunity to stroll into kongming's bedroom, and starts tuning his qin (not a euphamism) without permission. kong ming says passive-agressively, "i see you're quite adept at tightening another man's strings" (not a euphamism), zhou yu replies "a neglected instrument is like a neglected soul" (not a euphamism), "are you offering to duet?" says kongming through gritted teeth to which zhou yu replies "oh don't worry, i can see you're out of practise so i'll be gentle and take it slow," (not a--) and it's at this point lu su grabs huang gai by the elbow and goes "wow, what a nice bamboo grove! the two of us are going for a walk! a nice LONG walk FAR AWAY in the BAMBOO GROVE for THIRTY TO FORTY MINUTES! see you in THIRTY TO FORTY MINUTES!"

huang gai: i literally spent 30 years in the army you don't need all these euphamisms.

lu su: LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SCENIC RUSTLING OF THE BAMBOO!

*insert that scene from Flirting Scholar where zhou yu and kongming start fighting, they roll under a table, there is a brief skirmish, and they come out with their clothes swaped. they are playing doubles on a single qin the entire time.*

[loserlesbianlottie]

hey rosie!!! i was wondering if you could write some fluff cuddling with travnat and they’re just liek… “fighting” for reader’s attention? thank you and i admire your work too much! keep going <3

hey luiza!! of course, and thank you sm for your kind words ^^ if you end up not liking this lmk and i’ll write a new version!!

Cuddlebug

travis martinez x reader x natalie scatorccio, fluff and general silliness, i gave the teddybear the most stupid name possible im so sorry, established relationship, probably modern au?

You’ve been exhausted lately. Between studying for midterms and trying to keep up with your extracurriculars, you have a lot on your plate, so you’re super excited to hang out with your boyfriend and girlfriend. Being around them always rejuvenates you, filling you with happy energy and a warm, content heart. You’re roused from your sappy thoughts when you hear a small whisper argument. Calling it an argument is quite generous; you’re not sure what to call it other than plain stupid.

“Travis, stop hogging them,” Nat exclaims, trying (and failing) to keep her voice to a whisper.

“How the hell do you ‘hog’ a person?” Travis asks, voice similarly low.

“I don’t know,” Nat counters, “Tell me how you’re doing it.”

“Oh, haha,” Travis sarcastically says, although you’re sure that it's accompanied by his stupid smirk, the one that makes both yours and Nat’s hearts flutter. Nat must punch him in the shoulder playfully if his annoyed “Ow!” is anything to go by.

“Children,” you mumble, stifling a yawn, “Please stop fighting.”

They both pause, although you can tell they're laughing by how their chests rise and fall against your front and back. A dopey smile makes its way onto your face, and you snuggle further into whoever is holding you at the moment.

“See?” Travis asks, “They like being held by me. It's not my fault!”

Your eyes fluttered open with an annoyed grimace, and you untangled yourself from Travis' embrace, shifting into Nat's arms.

“Wha-!”

“No one likes a sore winner, Travis,” you mutter, rubbing blearily at your eyes.

“Ha! Take that, Martinez!”

You stare at Nat, completely deadpan, as you push yourself out of her arms and gently cuddle your childhood teddy bear very close. You make a show of sighing happily in the arms of someone who isn’t boasting. They both gasp in mock offense.

"Natalie," Travis says with a fake stony look on his face, his eyes narrowing in disbelief.

"Travis," Nat replies, a look of horror painting her features as she shakes her head in disbelief.

"We just lost to a stuffed animal," Travis mutters, his voice tinged with frustration and amusement.

"That we did... that we did," Nat responds, a wry smile playing at the corner of her lips as she tries to hide her subtle laughter.

You laugh silently while they mutter unhappily, cheeks flushed and face sore from smiling. They both pout, whining about how they’ve lost their partner to another man, which makes you laugh harder. They’re both chuckling, too, with silly smiles on their faces. You feel the urge to kiss them both senseless, but it’ll have to wait. You have a point to prove, after all.

“What can I say?” You ask with a smirk, “He has been in my life longer than both of you...”

Nat snorts at this while Travis throws his hand over his heart as if it’s just shattered.

“You know, Trav, I didn't take Mr. Snugglesworth to be such a homewrecker.”

“Me neither,” Travis agrees. “I fear there’s only one way to get our partner back…”

Nat nods sagely at this while you laugh airily. Honestly, you have no idea what they're about to do, but you know it'll be enjoyable, whatever it is. They take your moment of weakness as an opening, descending upon you and kissing all over your face, your neck, your shoulders…anywhere their lips can reach, really. Your smile grows wider with each kiss.

“Are we forgiven?” Travis asks with his best puppy-dog-eyes. Nat follows suit, giving you her best wounded-kitten look.

“I suppose,” you trail off and place Mr. Snugglesworth on the ground. “Sorry, buddy. I’ll hug you later.”

You catch Travis glaring at the bear and Nat mimicking a neck-slitting motion at it, which only makes you laugh more.

[the-original-skipps]

IM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT SUO WAS A RICH KID

Like wdym he drinks all kind of tea? Wdym he wears silk?? Like he’s def rich and he can buy tea cakes from all over the world. He’s definitely rich.

Now think abt bf!Suo who spoils you, telling you to spend his money however you want as he slide his credit card into your hands like a smooth fucker and watch you drag him around into different stores to buy whatever you want and him watching you try on the different outfits. And he’s observant too, he’ll probably buy you whatever you laid your eyes on for more than a second which can probably get annoying since you’ll have gifts on your doorsteps everyday or if you live together, gifts all around the house for you to find…everyday

Like he’s the type to refuse to let you pay for the bill and if you try to fight for it…good luck to you. Speaking of dates, he would typically take you to fancy tea shops of all kind, from traditional Japanese ones to high end afternoon tea shops because he’s bougie like that

Yes I’ve thought about this and yes I’ve ranted this to other people, do I care? No. :D

- 🪷

I’m so sorry for the late reply I swear my ask box sometimes

AHHH I SEE WE SHARE THE SAME VISION tea ain’t cheap I see green tea in the super market and I’m like damn he gotta be rich rich for sure he even called sakura’s apartment a bachelor’s place like boy you must be living hella good to say that hahahaha

NOW SUO AS A BOYFRIEND PLUS HES RICH?!! I swear dude has a black card in his wallet shopping trips consists of him paying for everything I MEAN EVERYTHING oh you like that dior bag LEMME JUST GET FOR YOU PLUS HES A GENTLEMAN SO HE CARRIES ALL YOUR BAGS stop this poor man before everything you own is from suo lol

GOSH HES BOUGIE AS HELL FOR SURE I MEAN JUST LOOK AT HIM OH GOSH NOW IMAGINE WHEN HE GETS HIS DRIVERS LICENSE HE TAKIN YOU OUT IN THAT LIMITED EDITION BLACK PORCHE OR DUCATI?!! AHHHHH I CAN GO ON AND ON

SHARE WITH ME MORE OF YOUR IDEAS I LOVE EM

[the-stove-is-divorced]

HEY SO GUESS WHAT I NOTICED LATELY AND KEPT THINKING ABOUT AND WANTED TO SHARE WITH YOU

Mata and arajin both kinda achieved what they wanted to some part?

OK LEMME EXPLAIN : mata wanted to be stronger (why? To never be left behind again) and he did just that

Arajin wanted to be braver I think (why? To never leave behind a friend ever again)

And guess what

Come on guess it

THEY BOTH DID DO JUST THAT, BUT ONE FOCUSED MORE ON THE GOAL RATHER THAN THE WHY (Mata, with his delusional belief that getting stronger will solve everything) AND THE OTHER FOCUSED ON THE WHY MORE THAN THE GOAL (arajin, with him simply deciding that you can't leave behind a friend if you don't have any, he truly is the smartest idiot out there)

Mata is now much much stronger, maybe not the strongest but still, and arajin is much much more brave, maybe not the bravest but still much braver, especially when you see how they used to be and how they are rn

LIKE COME ON. COME ON. LIKE, ANOTHER LAYER TO THEIR RELATIONSHIP AND I KNOW IT'S A SIMPLE ONE TO NOTICE BUT I DIDN'T UNTIL TOO LATE AND GOD, THEY BOTH WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED TILL THE GOAL AND THE WHY BOTH GET ANSWERED, AND THAT WONT HAPPEN TILL BOTH DROP THEIR DELUSIONS AND WAIT IS THIS A LAYER OF NEVER FEELING LIKE YOU'VE DONE BEFORE IM SEEING??

(sorry for rambling, it just been circulating my mind for the past three days and my god I need that 2 hours analysis video asap)

OKAY! Finally had some time to give this my full attention, took me a minute. Hope the wait wasn’t too long. (Also trust I’ll get to your comment back but I try to reply to everything which means I need time to sit it down and Do That but I’ve been busy as shit UGHHH)

BUT RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! THE ADDED LAYERS OF THIS DYNAMIC IS SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOD. I’m so glad you mentioned this because I didn’t quite notice it as an added bit of their dynamic, but they both, as the should go, got a little bit of what they’ve wanted!!!! Which is really charming that they both kinda stay stubborn in their ways, regressing or simply doubling down respectively, and then actually both grow a little bit by the end! While obviously they should progress (or land somewhere other than where they’ve started until that’s another point/purpose), it’s just a charming detail they did get something, by actually dropping the delusion/confronting a bit of who they are and what things are actually like in reality.

They make me so ill, I think. I love my little bad coping mechanism mfs. They rlly thought if they just just dug their heels in, stubborn as shit, double down again and again, it’d just work out. Like no. Dumbass. I love them, though. They match each other’s narratively, but they haven’t caught got to the actual bestie / seeing each other completely yet. (SOBBING ABOUT IT ARAJIN LET DOWN UR MASK PLEASE—) (THERE IS MORE TO YOU I KNOW IT)

Also it will never not be funny to me Arajin rlly went giving “I’ve ever met this man before in my life”/“we’re not friends -_-” energy and Mata is just: “no we’re best friends :) best friends forever :) I’m simply ignoring what you said, you’re just a silly little jokester we’re the best friends in the entire planet trust me! We never stopped being friends! We’re super duper close! Fav guy in the whole world!!”

I love my pair of unreliable ass mfs, never trust them to take control of narration, you’re gonna be lied too.

Look at them. Unreliable ass mfs. I love them so much. They’re so precious to me. Unstoppable force vs unmovable object ass dynamic. Mutually not seeing each other ass dynamic. Denial buddies. Driven by fear ass mfs. “What if I just doubled down” like that’ll do anything. Idiots. I love them so much oh my god.

ALSO PLEASE SHARE RAMBLES AND IDEAS AND ALL THAT JAZZ! I love yapping about stuff like this! I’m just sluggish at replying back cause I’m gonna be busy as shit for a couple monthssssss.

[needtoloveoutloud]

Hiyaa, I didn't know you took anon questions regarding your story but I'm happy you do (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) (Im a different anon)

I read both your stories (the first part and the second part) and I always read the new chapters as soon as they come out!! I love it! You characterize everybody so well and Im really excited to find out what happens next.

I really love Yoru but I realized I read the story as a reader insert and put myself as Yoru. But then I realized that you put in so much time and effort into creating that OC that I thought maybe Im being disrespectful by >taking< Yoru's place? But I really love viewing myself as her because she's so well written and feels so relatable.

And Aizawa and Toshi and Present Mic and Midnight give so much love and comfort and I can relate to so many topics and Dadzawa just knows what to say and what to do, it really heals something *-*

Thank u for writing such amazing stories, they're really my highlight of the week and I see them as a reward.

Take this as a little thank you!

˚∧＿∧ 　+ —̳͟͞͞💗 ( •‿• )つ —̳͟͞͞ 💗 —̳͟͞͞💗 + (つ　 < —̳͟͞͞💗 ｜　 _つ + —̳͟͞͞💗 —̳͟͞͞💗 ˚ `し´

Hey Anon, sorry for the late reply (was working)! 🫣

First of all: Of course, I love receiving messages, my inbox is always open for whatever, not just stuff related to the story I'm writing. I actually just noticed another ask. I think that first Anon sort of opened the gates lol

Thank you so much for your kind words and for reading! It really means a lot that you, and so many other people, take precious time out of their busy days to read my little brainrot. 🥰

Regarding the reader insert thing: I honestly don't care. You can read the story as such if it brings you comfort or if you like it that way. Just keep in mind that Yoru has visual descriptions and stuff that might not work for you. In general, I think there's even a Y/N replacer externsion if you read AO3 on your desktop browser. You could replace 'Yoru' with your own name, if you want the whole thing to be super immersive. Also: Yoru's going through a lot (and will continue to do so lmao), are you sure you wanna 'be' her? 😅 Then again, she also has a lot of love, fun, and friendship in her life, so it might work. Whatever makes you happy! 😊

Oh man, the new chapters being a highlight/reward for you is so cool and is such a nice thing to read. Thank you for sharing. 🥹

Becks 🤍

P.S. Where on earth did you find those cute little faces and emoticons or whatever they're called? Especially the cat with the hearts at the end? That's adorable!

[tojisun]

I have sm to say I HAVE SO MANY WORDS TO SAY !!

I’m literally in love w the way you write; the imagery and the subtle little details like Simon washing his hands before climbing into bed (period cramp fic) and the initials along the gloves. The little squeezes and making sure everything is perfect when w him. Like what if I licherally died of a heart attack rn bc of you?!?!

BUT ITS NOT ONLY THAT: I can’t even begin to explain how obsessed I am w soft, sweet Simon - and the way you write him has me going WILD. ITS NOT FAIR. You capture how I imagine him so well it’s not even funny. Even in the first meeting fic he was so sweet like my man is a GOOD MAN. me when I find more people writing sweet and tender Simon: 💍

this was literally a rant bc your writing makes me feel all warm and fuzzy, like eating a bowl of warm soup on a cold day, esp w the way you capture feelings and describe them so well !! - I’m probably (definitely) gonna be re-reading everything bc I love it. You have a piece of my heart now - lovedove heart.

I LOVE IT, I LOVE SIMON, AND ILY <3🕊️

OH MY LOVE YOU HAVE MY ABSOLUTE HEART!! this is too heartwarming, im actually giggling n kicking my legs!! im so sorry for how late im replying :(( but

thank you so, so much

i crave a love that is so tender that i write about it. so im glad, truly truly glad, that u (guys) love it 🥹

it’s just, the way he cares yk? it makes me feel illll. to be at the receiving end of something so tender and so gentle and so soft? ahhhhhhhh

and pls heres also a ring 💍 from me to you because i love u so much!! its just, the way ur words made me feel so full w giddiness and love, and the way i feel so touched about how u (guys) love my works, and the assurance that simon isnt too ooc, and its such a kind validation. im so so thankful my sweet love

ALSO! im glad and super thankful that my works can be such a comfort ^v^ i will do my best to do more!! thank you again my sweet starlight <333

I LOVE U BACK MWAH!!

[sheikahwarriork]

If you wanna play some angst with a modern twist I'd recommend something alike "Recovery of an MMO Junkie": a wholesome anime in which the main character (a woman in her 30s in the original anime) decides to leave their job and enters into videogames to spend their free time... it has themes like depression, job burtout and online friendship... The anime is very wholesome and all the main characters are people in their 30s who are barely starting to date and meet people...

tldr;;;;

Dimitri leaves his job in his 30s because he is serverly burned out and depressed and since he already has a ton of money decides to isolate himself and play videogames all day (Imagine a huge online videogame like genshin impact/FFXIV), he meets a lot of people online and he slowly starts to recover. His character is the how he'd like to present himself or more like acadimitri to other people: preppy, super polite and kind, he meets Byleth's character and they become friends online and offline (without knowing who the other is!).

Imagine Dimitri's character something like pink haired magical girl and Byleth's... pretty much Jeralt (whom Death's she's not done recovering from).

Even if don't like the prompt I'd still recomend the anime to you, it's very wholesome if you like some nice adult romance (in the sense that the protagonists are mature adults not in the R18 sense LOL).

it's been too long since i got this ask (and i'm so sorry about being SO LATE-) but FINALLY i watched this anime so i can properly reply!!

first, thank you so much anon for the recommendiation, i loved the anime a lot! it's silly, it's cute, it's funny, and it's also a bit angsty- just like yuzu likes u.u

(some spoilers about "Recovery of an MMO Junkie" ahead)

i can totally see dimitri as moriko. a depressed modern dima is 100% going to indulge in videogames as an escapism copying method ( :c ).

i could make byleth work in sakurai's role, maybe erasing some of his original shyness (dimitri would work as him too!! but i prefer your original idea <3) and with more straightforwardness, but still! byleth would be super supportive of her online friend, no matter the game they play in 🥺

(also, im sorry but moriko and sakurai are LITERAL SOULMATES??? them being best online buddies in not one but TWO videogames? they finding the other in every universe...... so dimileth coded u.U anon you should know i spent all the anime screaming in delightful :'] )

also, evil of me, but what about sylvain as koiwai? i usually love when sylvain is watching dimileth pining for each other and decides to step in to help them- and it's exactly what koiwai does :'] to make this idea work similar to the in-anime story, maybe i could go like this:

sylvain is dimitri's childhood friend but in adulthood they didn't stay in touch much; meanwhile sylvain and byleth became work collegues. (of course sylvain tried to flirt wit byleth at first, but she quickly made clear she was NOT interested, and eventually they became friends.) after *insert shenanigans that makes byleth and dimitri meet irl*, sylvain meets dimitri again and convince him to go out a bit; this way sylvain notices dimitri is starting to have a crush over byleth so he starts doing his evil dimileth plans (are his eyes deceiving sylvain, or byleth has just smiled for the first time since he met her while talking to dimitri?). "unplanned" dimileth date, leaving them alone together, making dimitri jealous, forcing them to play together so they can discover their online identities? all sylvain's superb mastermind!

(also sorry but kanbe gave me felix vibes lol)

also, i LOVED that moriko and sakurai's characters were switched gender, so i'm totally with you about giving dimitri a madoka-style avatar and byleth a jeralt-like one :'] if i must be honest, the whole "oh nooo irl people cant know i play as a man in game" from moriko ended up tiring me a bit (not that it isnt well done, but it got too long as a "plot issues" imo while it wasnt an issues for anyone xD), but i totally can see dimitri worrying about this same thing, my boy's fav hobby is worrying about meaningless thing; just for byleth to end his gendercrysis issues in a sec (also yes- why not having nonbinary dimitri in the end? 👉👈)

moriko's eternal hunger works best for byleth of course; but it won't stop me from making "dimitri-wants-cheese" jokes uwu

i'm not sure when (or IF c.c) i'll find the time to write a fic with this plot, but anon know you always give me great dimileth ideas and i'm GRATEFUL for that, ily <3

[dykeyote]

do you have hcs about what your favs are like when sleepy?

HEHE OH THIS IS SO FUN i do ...... i love sleepy little guys . ok hello its next day valentine and i wrote a whole long paragraph and then fell asleepers and i dont wanna take fifty years to reply to asks the way i always do so im just doing jeddie and yvonne bc theyre my tippy top favs rn :3 im really into syd too rn but if i take the time to do a big research dive into eveery time hes ever mentioned sleeping im gonna fuck myself over bc i can Vaguely remember him having sleep habits of some sort that are brought up once or twice and if i dive into all that this is gonna take even longer to post!!!!!!!

i think jedidiah gets sleepy very quickly and easily but is kind of in denial of this fact . hes like an old man the second its like 8 pm hes getting sleepy but he forces himself to stay up until 8 am thru the sheer power of paranoia and freakishness anyway . he gets kinda sleepy mumbly he like tries to go on long rambles but its sort of incoherent and quiet . also i think he sleeps in the weirdest positions EXCLUSIVELY he cant sleep if all his limbs arent bent in weird positions and his head isnt tilted weirdly and his pillow isnt in the most hyperspecific configuration possible . also i feel like he needs a clock by him to sleep ..... he needs to Hear the ticking or he cant sleep . i also think he has a lot of rituals (sorry for ocdjedding i cant help it) abt checking to be sure sydneys alive and shit like that so he tends to like . practically fall asleep and then get very anxious and checky and then almost fall back asleep again and hten loop for a while before he properly zonks out

yvonne i think is very much the opposite she can stay up SUPER late . whenever theyd hang out w the above at night jeddied start nodding off in the middle of it and yvonned shake him up . i think they tend to snore and sleeptalk theyre Quite noisy when theyre asleep joshua is deeply annoyed by it but yvonne tells him 2 stop being a big baby . i think they get very grouchy when shes tired in the mornings they NEEED to wake up late and have had breakfast in order to talk to u or else theyre grumbling and glaring and making huffy noises about it . on the contrary i think at NIGHTS when shes sleepy shes very silly and chatty and they go on big rambles and enjoy cuddling up and things like that . tired vs sleepy ........ i think they also sleep Splayed About all over the place and i dont think they usually have a blanket they seem like the type to run hot to me ... goths who run hot i salute u . they can also sleep anywhere i feel like they can sleep in a chair or leaning against something or at a desk or standing up at any time if theyre sleepy they can just zonk out

[gojoest]

hello lovely ai im popping in w a selfship question . . how do your f/o’s respond to you asking “do you think we’re together in every universe?” �� OR, if you cant see yourself asking the question, which one of them does instead and in what circumstances? 💘

my dearest zari <3 oh i enjoy this question so much !! (i am sorry for the late reply though i’ve been pretty terrible with handling asks lately т—т) picking my top 3 with this one (satoru, kento & kishibe !) i can’t see myself asking this question irl but when it comes to blorbos it’s a different story, i can do anything for them, even stepping out of character sometimes. they deserve it !

with satoru it’s not a question — it’s a statement. he declares it — that we are together in every universe, that he’s sure of it bc he can’t imagine it otherwise bc we’re meant to be and he’s sure he finds me in every one of them (he’s super cringe tbh but it’s sickeningly cute). and he drops this during very mundane but tender moments like waking up next to each other or right before falling asleep or when chopping vegetables together or drying each others hair or when loading groceries into the car or whenever i break a wine glass and crouch down to pick the broken pieces up but he slaps my hand away and picks them himself so i don’t accidentally cut myself.. it always catches me off guard

with kento it’s me who asks but he’s definitely given this question some thought before by the way he so quickly gives me an answer v_v he tells me he can’t imagine his food tasting bland in every universe. and when i look at him puzzled he tells me “food tastes better with you. you’re the key to my taste buds, the secret ingredient”. the way he words things that would usually sound too corny if said by someone else is something only he could pull off honestly and i would fall for him in every universe without any doubt

with kishibe it’s me again bc there’s no way this man would say such words NO ABSOLUTE WAY as much as i would love to hear them sobs but he lowkey tells me “yes” but in such an asshole way like “i probably don’t have much left in this universe anyway but i could use a few more to figure us out” jkashddfv HE A MEAN OLD MAN

[maleyanderecafe]

oh, r we allowed to talk about ur comic here? 👀 ive only been checkin out ur stuff for a month so im kinda new. me and my friend luv ur comic and we r both drooling over Iya too! my friend doesnt have a tumblr but she normally lurks over my shoulder whenever im checking out ur posts at work. we both think ur art is cool nd we are super into the story!! we think you are amazing! sorry if this is weird hehe ❤️

Man sorry for the late reply, I just finished the extra chapter with Iya and Emil.

I’m glad you like her! She’s supposed to look very bookworms on first appearance but she’s much more like delinquent in personality. Not a bad person per day but pushy, is what I describe her as. I should have known people would like the tall lady, they always do lol.

I’m really happy you two are enjoying it so far! It always makes me way too happy when people like the stuff that I make.

[golbrocklovely]

i don't really have anything else to post so...

here’s more of colby’s tweets from 2020.

i don’t have proof that these are his tweets, but believe me, they are his.

if it’s bold and italicized, it’s someone’s tweet to him.

if it’s in (), that’s just me commenting lol

added bonus: if they have a * next to them, that means it's been deleted

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April 3 - the mind can turn into a dangerous place when you’re left alone .. please take care of yourself

April 7 - guess i don’t even have to try in the mugshot trend

April 8 - can’t help someone who doesn’t wanna help themselves

April 10 - i miss going to the creepy haunted places , as weird as that may sound

April 12 - can quarantine be over soon so i can get more tattoos

the older i get the faster time seems to run away from me

i get stuck in these phases that i can’t seem to escape !

April 13 - scary kids scaring kids

why am i trending #samandcolbyleaked

April 16 - been wearing sweatpants 90% of this quarantine

April 18 - as soon as it’s past midnight my mind automatically turns super deep

April 19 - you’re gunna wish you were never born jake webber

April 22 - i miss having those conversations that make you feel like you’re on another planet .. out of this world

i just want it to be me and you vs the world

@/brycehall: im a baby faced man

RT

@/brycehall: twin tingz

(why didn't he actually retweeted it lol)

April 25 - you know what always makes me happy and never lets me down? chick fil a baby

@/andrearussett: oh yeah well WHAT ABOUT SUNDAYS COLBY

... shhhh

April 26 - sometimes we just take things too far

on way to the hospital

April 30 - im on focused mode right now

May 1 - i overthink everything i do

May 2 - anyone wanna move to madagascar or something and start over

May 3 - having a girlfriend in quarantine would actually be pretty nice

(i FULLY expected this tweet to be deleted lol)

never in my LIFE has anyone called me “coalbi” LMAO

fan: why does colby in blue jeans look so weird

@/tarayummy: petition for colby brock to never wear blue jeans again

thank you all for the kind words 🖤

May 4 - it’s so funny how i beat jake i’m super smash bro’s every. single. time.

@/jakewebber9: how about we settle this on twitch colby? then everyone will know how bad you suck at super smash #pikachurules #kirbysucks

sorry for the late reply, almost didn’t see your tweet i forgot i couldn’t see you in my verified tab

@/jakewebber9: you’re on, tubby

May 5 - throughout my life bands and musical artists i listen to have come and gone … but kurt cobain always seems to stick around

May 7 - i wanna see you try breaking down the walls i’ve built

May 9 - mental health over EVERYTHING

who wanna share a paopu fruit ?

fan: Wtf is that

other fan: It’s a fruit from kingdom hearts. The legend says if you share it with someone, then your destinies become intertwined. You both remain in eachothers lives forever.

forever

May 11 - fan: Corey you always put a smile on my face no matter what I'll forever miss you

i feel sick 💔💔💔

i don’t know what to say. you are the opposite of your saying “under appreciated” and i hope you know that man. i miss you this isn’t sitting well with me at all.. just can’t believe this is actually real. love you Corey. RIP my friend

(this is all so see to all these years later...)

May 13 - it’s so beautiful seeing everyone come together in this time corey lives within all of us now, part of our hearts forever.

May 23 - i don’t get why you keep hiding from me if we’re destined to meet

May 27 - i wish that we can do it again

you guys are the best thing that ever happened to me

May 28 - seeing you hurt hurts me

June 4 - seeing all of my friends come together to support this movement is the best thing

June 7 - fan: keep the stubble

okay

jealous of the people who can shave their head id be so damn ugly

@/andrearussett: what’re the odds u do it

you do it first then i will

who’s feelin goofy today

unicorns > ponies

June 12 - our time together never feels like it’s quite enough

June 13 - the amount of cringey things i’ve posted on the internet

Love For Hire at your service. there’s a new boy band in town

it took me 23 years to grow facial hair

June 16 - it’s been a long time since i’ve dived off a bridge where’s elton at

(oh how times have changed lol)

June 17 - please be kind to one another. we need it right now

some things never change huh

i love my true fans. thank you! i love you so much. i see you. i appreciate you with all my heart. always remember

June 19 - taking a break this week to focus on mental health. see you next friday

June 22 - i’ll never be able to fathom the unconditional love dogs constantly give. it’s such a beautiful part of life

June 23 - missed my flight hi texas

fan: @/colbybrock has truly changed my life and i will love u forever for that.

fans like you are the reason i do what i do

June 27 - fan: does @/colbybrock need anything? water, food, a pillow?

chipotle please

June 30 - you ever feel alone in a big group of people ?

[drunkjaked]

Omg I'm kinda embarrassed I know you said it's not bad to reply late but this is getting out of hand... how did your presentation go? I ended up not going to the other concert because my brothers got sick and he's was my ride 😔 but I was supposed to see barns courtney he's super good live it would've been so much fun 😔 I got the necklace!! I think it's called the ballina necklace? But it's basically just the logo with a pearl in the middle it's so pretty I love it like it's my own child <3 your Spotify wrapped... miss ma'am... like that's so valid of you but damn top .005% like I can't even imagine that I just. Wow. But again so valid I love that for you <3 I don't use Spotify so I don't get all the fancy graphics and data and all that but I do get my top songs of the year and my top artist of the month which is cool but I do kinda wish I could participate 🥲 it's fine though I like the app I use! I hope you're doing well, and I hope that school isn't too bad cause lord knows it can be -_- do you have any plans for the holidays? And yeah honestly matching boba and mcdonalds I think we were meant to meet <3 I hope you have a wonder amazing day/night and that every day gets better and better <3 -💕

hey 💕💕💕don't worry about it really !!! just glad to hear from you at all <333

wow.. the presentation.. i absolutely fucked up my 7 seconds of speaking time .. humiliating, but the rest of the group did so well and im really proud of them for staying calm and getting shit done <3 im also in love with one of the boys that was in the group and we all went out for drinks after doing the presentation and i drunkenly told him that i hoped the two of us would still keep talking after finishing the pres even though we don't have to and he like .. reciprocated my hopes and told me that he thinks im cute so .. that is .. just lovely.. anyway sorry for dumping all that out in here, my bad..

sorry that you couldn't go, i hope your brother is feeling better though !!! and omds that necklace is so SO pretty.. please keep an eye on it because people (me) can just be .. downright evil these days and like.. take your things from you 🤷🤷🤷.. especially the ones that they think are really beautiful and also want to possess.. haha,,, happy for you. 🙁.

my spotify wrapped.. i was like asking other people about theirs and like .. my friend's top song was a song she listened to 64 times THE WHOLE YEAR??? like i just .. was so impressed because like every song until my top 6 has 1k plays MINIMUM like .. im so jealous of people who can consume media in appropriate quantities.. it was down from last year though, my total minutes last year were 169k .. yikes .. who was your top artist and what was you top song? if you don't mind answering, also the thing about wrapped is like it's so colourful and full of patterns that it feels a little overwhelming.. like im grateful for the stats but the package it comes in is .. too much AND ITS SO LONGWINDED LIKE IT TOOK 150K MINUTES JUST TO SEE EVERYTHING OH MY GOODNESS 👎👎👎.

i'm doing pretty good honestly.. now that my presentation is over almost all of my school related stress has gone with it, i just have two more things to hand in and i'll be able to just relax and do nothing until january when classes start up again !!!

my holiday plans are pretty tame, my siblings (2 brothers and a sister) are going to come home and we'll spend time together for like a week or something before they all leave but EXCITINGLY.. my birthday is coming up (dec 17) and i'm so excited.. my birthday is literally my favourite day of the year so im reaaaaally looking forward to it even though my plans aren't particularly special 🥳 !

how are you doing? how are your classes treating you? especially around this time of the year oh man.. any holiday plans of your own?

im happy that we did get around to meeting and i hope we can be friends for a long time !!! thank u for the well wishes, as always im hoping the same for you and that you look after yourself and have lots and lots of fun ! all my love 💕, great catching up w u as always <3

[flightalpha37]

- Deku literally get all injured and become quirkless again fighting bunch of super dangerous villain, and he’s just a student??? That’s like taking the ROTC to the front line of active war zone. And they didn’t even get paid for this? No pension? No recognition? Just school diploma and that’s it now you are going back to manual back breaking job after taking all that damage? His repeating shattered bone and mental pain not going to last that long ngl

That kinda remind me of how some real world country treat young veteran. Wasting all your limb and prime day to fight for country and come back. For a pension that doesn’t enough to live comfortably, mental issue that make finding job very hard, missing limb in inaccessible world, and treat like shit when you end up in the street because the problem mentioned before

- Dabi in the tank. Literally half conscious corpse pinned to a board like insect specimen. And have no say in who can come visit him? His smack talk is right they treat him as animal inna zoo. And the audacity of Endeavor who want to reconcile? I mean look at all the smack talk when Endeavor try to talk to him. Shoto and the sibling and the mom should be the only one allow to visit him. Not Endeavor. Dabi only reply nicely to Shoto because he’s the only one who doesn’t into this forced reconciliation things. Shoto just want to talk to him, what’s his favorite food.

At least Dabi should have a say in denying who can visit him. And Endeavor should get more shit coming his way more than just losing an arm and retired. Dishonorable discharge equivalent of hero association or something, get his rank revoked at least

Force reconciliation is a big problem in asian family. Esp abusive household one. Personal experience, sadly. They could done so many wrong and everyone still expect you to reconcile because they are *parent* regardless of how much damage has been done, how many time you try to communicate with them that they hurt you and it’s way too late to listen to what left of your kid. Or that they never listen to you and push you into walking on path of self destruction just to prove themself to the parent.

- Chisaki, oh they did Chisaki really dirty. He’s reduced to animal that bang their head on things in concrete box with no enrichment already. And now his pops going to add even more pressure on already broken man. I was expect something along the line of he’s getting bit more sanity and say sorry to Eri or something. Or at least have realization that he sucks and want to work on fixing the damage (manually, because his quirk factor is arm and quirk doesn’t work on prosthetic)

Also what kind of grandpa just left their grandkid to the guy who have no idea how to be good parent and never check up on them before Chisaki put him in coma anyway. Do you even visit Eri after haul her off to Chisaki lab? Do you never give a damn about Chisaki mental state growing up? It take a long way for someone to actually become mad scientist and no one even notice that? Equally terrible.

Im somewhat convinced that they just hate Chisaki. While I love armless bearded depressed Chisaki. He got no further character development, no backstory to explain why he sucks or why he choose to do this. Just mad scientist become pile of mess and now adding his pops as a cherry on top

Doubling down on my "the ending to BNHA is intended to be satire on how society can be trained to uphold broken systems and commit great injustices with much enthusiasm and patriotism and any attempt to change the status quo will be quashed to thunderous applause" hot take because no way in fucking HELL did I just read "after the manga repeatedly drilled into us that this was the story of how Deku became the greatest hero in the world, after he defeats Shigaraki and becomes Quirkless again he gets a job in fast food"

The story is literally ending with nothing fundamentally changing, a bunch of good people have died, become disabled, and or are now powerless, the people in charge of many of the systemic evils that actually created many of the series' threats and antagonists are just totally fine, kicking it chilling not being punished at all, Endeavor as a symbol of the broken Hero Society, a top hero who turned out to be literally beating his family behind closed doors, isn't punished at all, his family even still talks to him, he still has a job as one of the most top paying Heroes, while Shigaraki and most of his friends are dead

The story is ending with Deku not just powerless, but LITERALLY powerless: he's a fucking KONBINI EMPLOYEE? So he doesn't even have any power or authority as a cop or a government employee or like, even a clerk for a hero? You're telling me they couldn't even reward the guy who saved the planet a high paying desk job somewhere? He's literally punted down to the bottom rungs of Japanese society the MICROSECOND he's Quirkless again?

How genuinely fucking depressing. Oh my god guys, Deku did NOT deserve this. Jesus Christ if you're gonna make anyone Quirkless and give them some sort of shitty humbling job that'll make them appreciate life more, Bakugou is RIGHT FUCKING THERE--

[jojolovenotes]

Hi! Sorry to bother you, I know your inbox is probably super swamped with heavy stuff so I’ll keep it brief,

Could I please get a love note from Alessi for a male reader? Im currently just feeling a little low due to my autism/health issues making it difficult to maintain a job/relationship. Silly stuff like motor skill difficulties, brain fog, and socialization issues mostly :,) got me feeling a little stupid

Thanks for reading hope you have a lovely day <3

Hello! Oh it's no bother at all! ;w; I might take a little bit of time responding to certain asks, but I always reply whenever I can. Here you go! ;w;

Hey cutie,

What's been going on lately, handsome? It sounds like you've got a lot on your mind lately. You know sometimes everything seems to be going wrong all at once, and it just makes you wanna scream. Actually sometimes I gotta go find somewhere quiet to scream - it actually helps to release a lot of stress. Please don't feel stupid, cause you aren't. You're going through a lot - and people handle feeling overwhelmed differently but it shouldn't make you feel stupid. Just know no matter what it is you're going through I'll be right here with you... Maybe we just need to spend some time together.

Is there something you enjoy doing? Selfcare is important... I always thought that was kinda silly, but I realized it actually works. It really helps to take some time to focus on yourself and to help to try to find time to relax. You're doing the best you can - don't sell yourself short. Man... I'm not really good at this motivational stuff, but I'm really proud of you. You do so much every day, and that can be overwhelming. Just celebrate the little victories, don't forget that. Oh, and always remember I'm here cheering you on!

Love,

Alessi

[sensesdialed-aa]

my drafts and inbox: 

me: so should i start that ffh injuries list-

[wardingshout]

just realized I’m not in any of the same fandoms as u but ur arts too good I love it keep it up

aaaah I’m really excited to hear you’d still want to stick around ! thank you so much I will try my best to !!