#(( lol izzy is gay but she can flirt if she wants he would not mind ))

[unrely]

Something like that isn't like that, a fact that she's fairly quick to explain. Not a whore but not a sailor. He's had worse gigs than that himself. The wretched beginning to his story - a promising career in the King's Navy, built entirely upon the lies of a self-worshipping man who Izzy knows only now had no intention to ever let him rise beyond his station as Assistant, more than likely intended to push him below it. He'd have chained himself up in his own loyalty if it weren't for the fateful slaughter of his mates and his own capture that led him into kissing the decks and just barely keeping his hide untanned on the pirate ship he'd one day burn to the ground in retribution.

Not a soul knows where he came from, not even Edward. None living, anyways. He'd surely be fucking ruined if there were. He can count the number on one hand that know the sort of rotten slavery he was subjected to on Hornigold's vessel, and that'll stay that way, unless they want to die in righteous fire too. Is he the right hand of Lucifer himself? Debatable. But he's certainly tasted Hell.

Not a whore but not a sailor. Could be worse. Much worse.

He's surprised though, as she goes on - not at the potential that she may or may not have had in life, just that she shares it. Pasts aren't a thing often offered to each other as pirates. There's no one who knows his history before sixteen years old. Maybe that's why he's still alive.

" 'S funny how they praise and fear us for being devils, isn't it? Then turn around and damn Satan's angels for the same, " Izzy murmurs, glancing at the redhead and put in mind of fire itself. He's always liked fire. The sounds of it, the way it moves. He likes the way she's pissed, too. She has a right to be. He can't imagine being fucked over by the whole modern world and then fucked over again by the land of piracy just for having a cunt.

Silence falls and Izzy remembers the few female pirates he's encountered in his life. Never really made it anywhere, any of 'em. Fighting thrice the battle. Give them a leg up, they might have a chance to be something. Surely he and Edward have enough of a reputation by now to quell rumors of witchcraft if there were a woman aboard? Edward's more of a witch than any woman he's ever met.

As if to underline the point, she speaks again - what the fuck her name was, Izzy can't remember, if she had a name at all in the rumors - asking after Blackbeard with fear and reverence in her tone.

" Always. " He's been sailing with the Devil, his Edward, since before he had the beard they all know him for. Since they were boys. The moment Edward became Captain, he became first mate, before the timber of the ship they'd mutinied even turned to ash. They'd stolen away on the best ship in the fleet. Docked on an island in an hour. There in the golden sunlight, warm on a tropical beach he'd been Christened. First Mate Hands.

" He's . . . "

Edward's touch. The look in his eye he gets when he's got one of his crazy ideas in mind. There's not a one that slips by that Izzy doesn't think he's following his captain right into Death's hand, but by the luck of what just might truly be a devil -- they make it through to the land of the living, every time. There's reverance in Izzy's voice too, in his gaze as he stares out at nothing, considering.

" I don't think the Devil would impress him very much. " It's a genuine assessment, not just a way to stoke Blackbeard's fame. He can't imagine Edward being a fan of the devil who swore himself to humanity then bowed to the whim of a god who ordered him to reign hell. Edward would have raised it.

His eyes flick back to her, seeing her as wasted embers like the ash he's been flicking off his cigarette. Shame that even in hellholes like this, they still find ways to hate each other for useless shit. If all the pirates in the world could get the fuck along with each other for five fucking days, then there wouldn't be any navy to slaughter. But they're all too selfish, greedy, miserable and full of wrath.

" I knew Rackham. " For too many long years. He'd been a member of Hornigold's crew too, had set away from there with another ship in the fleet, made a name for himself on the tatters of other men's ambition. " He used to tear my shirts up. Piss in someone's drink for a laugh. Feeds off people like a parasite. "

Because for all his nauseating assholery, he's the best fucking manipulator Israel's ever met. He holds onto people, tangled them 'round 'til they don't even know they're being used.

" Clever though. Hides away under the smell of him. Probably picked you up 'cause he knew you had something worthwhile in you. " And beat Izzy to it. " He's allergic to pineapple. If you ever want to fuck with him. "

She’s glad, actually, and maybe even grateful when he doesn’t answer her idiot small talk. He’s a measured man; calm, collected, quiet. The stories never mention that. They mention him killing not just one men but several to join the devil’s crew, among other lurid tales of fires set and navymen cut down, but not his disquieting calm. Amongst the many eccentric pirates sailing these waters, that certainly makes Hands stand out. His approval is exciting, electric—and that makes it worse, somehow.

That makes it worse that he knows she’s with Jack. Like he knows like she does that Jack isn’t worth the spit it takes to say his name, that he’s a fraud taking credit for the work of others, that his are not works of genius but strokes of errant luck buoyed to the finish on the back of his truth-clouding arrogance. Anne stands up the straighter for it, crossing her arms and guarding her expression. She might not like the stupid arse anymore, but that doesn’t mean she’ll throw him to the sharks. He gave her her freedom back, a future, a berth: the least she can give him is a little loyalty in the face of a could-be assassin.

She’s grateful for the physical space Hands reestablishes, the distance she needs to regain her cool and remain cold to a man she’s so admired. “ Something like that, ” Anne agrees, speaking slowly. Jack had been impressed early on, had promised her a chance to run for an office aboard. That was two Articles ago, two chances to be more gone by in an unspoken, one-sides agreement to be “ of better service ” to Jack, to his planning. She isn’t dumb. She knows what’s going on.

But it’s like Jack’s even said before—who else is letting women sail aboard these waters?

“ I en’t a whore—not for cap’n and not for coin. Hope that don’t disappoint. But I en’t quite a sailor neither. ” She probably shouldn’t admit that to him, but…. Anne shrugs and turns her face away, towards the docks again, towards the sea. It’ll be too dark to see the water from this far away soon. “ Crew don’t like having a woman aboard. Waste daylight and energy checking shite I’d already seen to, me on Jack’s orders and them on their own suspicions. ” Anne huffs and looks back down the alley towards Hands. “ Eventually, the Cap’n stopped giving me sailing orders. So. ” Anne begins to count on her fingers, thumb first. “ I’m on his ship. I follow his rules. I earn my keep. But I en’t quite a sailor, no. ” Her hand falls to her side and she shrugs again.

There’s no chance at a career without Jack—not only has he said as much, but attempts to bond with his crew, as well as in taverns in ports, have driven the point home quite handily—but no chance at one with him, either. Anne’s lips twitch up into a sardonic smile despite her attempts to suppress it. It’s darkly humorous, in its way, and sharing her status as a non-sailor-entity has made her feel a bit bolder in sharing the truth.

“ I had a promising future as a lawyer ahead of me, once, ” she says, uncharacteristically candid about it. She laughs a little at the punchline before she even delivers it, angered and defeated by the truth of it all at once: “ And now I can’t even find work where I could steal it! ”

Fucking sad. Pathetic. A waste of potential only capable of blaming herself and fucking up in new and interesting ways. Anne laughs a little more, but it’s a humorless sound. It dies away and they exist for a moment or two in a reflective silence before Anne breaks back in.

“ You’re still with him, en’t ye? They he’s worse than the Devil hisself, twice as black and six times as cruel. And you’re a mate of Lucifer’s, not just his, and yer head can go all the way ‘round. ” Reverence and skepticism creep one behind the other through her tone as Anne watches the devil in the darkening alley, his glowing red tip brighter than the light of the now-absent sun. “ Is that right? ”

[knockoutqueenoftheunderworld]

Nancy & Henry Solving Mysteries: A Game-by-game Timeline

My HCs for Henry joining Nancy in cases after cry. Features/alludes to my myriad of ships, possibly including: ned/henry, frank/nancy, deirdre/george, joe/sonny, frosty/chase. I might update this when more inspiration hits.

CRY:

Henry totally crushed on Ned when they first met in college and he got a little irked and disappointed when he found out Ned had a girlfriend, so he tries to date Summer to get over it, which is why he kind of acts cold to Nancy when they first meet, because Ned literally sent her to his house lmao (courtesy of lauren)

VEN:

Henry rooms with Colin

I need those interactions in my life

Colin is the definition of an incel

HAU:

Nancy talking to Ned in the phone booth with Henry awkwardly hovering outside the phone booth because car-crashed banshee late-night the-weird-guy-in-the-den-with-the-bruise-kinda-flirted-with-me-and-idk-what-to-do-with-that separation anxiety

And Ned's being a weirdo because of the party side plot going on, only sounding interested/relaxed when Nancy mentions henry and how Iggy won't let go of Henry's neck due to being spooked in the crash, how Henry made friendship bracelets on the plane to calm his flying nerves, how thrilled Kyler is that nancy brought a plus one, etc

Nancy mentions Kit and Kyler's weird dynamic but how he hinted at sleeping with Henry or something and Ned gets very quiet

Like the "..." In the chat in these games

"...Guess he's over Summer then?"

"Oh, Henry's just outside if you want to talk to him!"

Cue Ned loudly protesting while she forcefully shoves Henry in to talk to Ned because shes the least tactful person ever

And they have an awkward conversation about Kit and dating and Ned's like,, "Hey, love who you love, man. As long as you're happy, I'm happy."

BUT HIS VOICE BREAKS ON THE SECOND SYLLABLE A LA FRANK TALKING TO NAN IN CAP

anyway. when they're trudging around the grounds Nancy and Henry have a discussion about Kyler and Matt's unhealthy relationship and Henry's experiences with unhealthy relationships

and at the ceremony Henry and Nancy are lowkey side eyeing each other because this marriage won't last lmaooooo

But anyway, Henry asks Kit to dance at the reception because he is growing beyond his past yay

RAN:

Henry is very anxious even before arriving at dread isle

Because he's gonna meet some of Nancy's besties and THE PRESSURE

But he and George hit it off pretty quick

He can't stand Coucou and doesn't love the monkeys but he's SO GOOD at the games they play. Even the spinner game. He kicks ass and Nancy sucks

WAC:

Nancy is a student, Henry is a snack shop employee

Henry: “hi what can I get for you”

Girl: um,,,,, toasted bagel with uh, lettuce

Henry: ????

Henry, texting Nancy: this is her third bagel today. Each time she orders a different topping. I’m beginning to get concerned.

little does he know theyre just going there to see him lol

Henry: oh yeah Rachel? She’s secretly a twin.

Nancy: WAT

Henry: obviously

Henry: if you werent so distracted playing games against leela you would have noticed

Henry snooping through Izzy and leelas room with Nancy: THIS is Jacob?!!??! what has society come to

Henry: at least date a player that’s halfway ATTRACTIVE

Henry: Jacob is a chad

Henry: Mel probably has good taste

Mel: I'm gay

Henry: see? Taste

Henry, to the camera: okay not going to lie tho Mr. Harris is kind of a snack

“….don’t tell anyone I said that”

“I have a reputation”

and Henry is the only snack not on sale at the snack shop

Nancy walks upstairs to find Henry in the sitting area looking deep in thought, staring at Mel's door

Nancy: "what's up?"

Henry: "how many scales can one person practice in a day before they lose their mind?"

Nancy: spots the white squirrel on the branch outside her window "I'm gonna climb out and get it."

Henry: "I'm literally begging you to do anything else."

Henry just has a plethora of Edgar Allen Poe knowledge stored away from his EMO emo phase in high school

Nancy saying, "but what was the deal with all those glass eyes?" In the bathroom is her on the phone with Henry lmao

(all of this courtesy of cambria, maddy and lauren)

TOT:

Chase reminds Henry of Ned because he's so wholesome and kind

When Henry mentions it, Nancy remarks that frosty reminds her a bit of Henry

Henry uncovers that Frosty and Chase are a couple thanks to the flash drive

OOooooOoOoooohh cIneMaTiC paRAlLels

Nancy mentions Ma to Pa every 5 seconds and Henry elbows her every time but she just. keeps. going

Henry tries to calm Frosty down with the mice thing but fails and then Chase comes in and Frosty is fine is 2.5 seconds and Henry is exasperated and Nancy is all-knowing

Debbie adores Iggy and pet sits him while Nancy drives Henry around to photograph clouds bc Henry is far more artistic and Nancy is more logical

Henry and Ned have been texting since wac

Nancy also intoduces Henry to Frank and Joe over the phone

Joe wont stop texting Henry ab random shit but its okay

Henry's phone has been blowing up between Bess and Ned and George and Joe and occasionally Frank and Kit a couple of times

So he's becoming more confident and feeling loved!

"Who are you texting?" Nancy asks

"Hm?" Henry asks, pausing while posing for a selfie. "Oh, Joe wanted another pic of Iggy." Iggy blinks at Nancy from his perch on Henry's shoulder. "C'mon." Nancy crowds in and he wraps his arm around her. They're both wearing plaid, mostly as a joke. They grin.

Iggy croaks, smiling as well.

Henry sends the snap, laughing to himself.

Nancy catches his eye. "Joe's single, you know," she says mildly.

Henry raises his eyebrows. They've never really talked about his sexuality, or his dates, Kit notwithstanding. "So is Frank," Henry replies.

Is she - is she blushing?

"Yeah." She bites her lip. "It's hard to know -" she sighs.

Henry doesnt know how to break it to her. How do you tell your best friend you have a thing for her ex-boyfriend? "Joe's awesome, but... he's not my type."

"And that's okay," Nancy says. "You know you can tell me anything?"

"I know." Henry pauses. Holds his breath. Lets it out. "Almost ready."

Nancy laughs. "Just tell me when."

After Scott blah blah blah....

"It's too bad, yknow." Henry says. The team looks at him, Debbie with tears in her eyes, Chase gripping Frosty's hand, Nancy with her hands on her hips, defiant. "He was kind of a DILF."

Chase roars in laughter, Frosty fake gags, Debbie giggles, Nancy is yelling in delight.

Henry snaps Scott's arrest to Joe and Bess with the caption "rip scott's career he was a dilf". Across the country, Joe cries tears of pride and Frank sighs, long-suffering. Bess' skin has cleared, her crops are watered, Henry has reached his full chaotic potential, all is right with the world. George looks at Bess' phone over her shoulder and scoffs.

Thanks to Lauren ( @henrikvanderswoon ), Cambria ( @an-american-teen-against-crime ), and Maddy ( @professorhotchkissesta )

[normal-thoughts-official]

Thots on a figure skating au??? 🅱️lease

hmmmmmmm ok so disclaimer that i know nothing about figure skating so i'm just making up whatever

you got me in a difficult position here cuz on the one hand, i'd love for magnus to be a trainer/coreographer. i think it suits him wonderfully and that while obviously he is great at dancing and loves it, i think that he's more on the creative side of things, you know? so i could imagine something like figure skater alec and trainer magnus. and like alec is a shadowhunter so of course that demands a high level of control over your body that is similar to a figure skater's

but at the same time its funny to me to try to imagine alec figure skating when hes a fucking giant like that because like hes so big?? and when ur big like that ur kind of like... mandatorily graceless and clumsy to a degree methinks (not in a like oh hes always tripping and blushing way, more like the "you're on my leg, you asshole" blooper), because things aren't made for you. like really its an actual matter of accessibility sometimes, especially if you actually have the proportions of a real person like alec does (well, except for the yaoi mcfuckhands. they look big even compared to the rest of his ridiculous body he just b standing there and im like christ edward fingerhands we get it) cuz then Everything Is Bigger Than It Should ya feel

so yeah i can't really imagine alec in like, spandex being all graceful and shit, but at the same time rationally i could imagine that for his character, but also no. so i can't really go with that idea without laughing

but also i can't imagine him as a trainer/coreographer and i don't know who the fuck else is involved with figure skating anyway so is alec like, the janitor or some shit???? some fucking basketball player who sees him at the olympics??? lord help me i have no idea

OK SO IT'S BEEN LIKE 5 MONTHS SINCE I FIRST PUT THE FIRST PART OF THIS ANSWER IN MY DRAFTS (rip anon im so sorry) and i THINK i got it!!! alec could be like, the uhh personal trainer? physical trainer? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN like the one dedicated to making sure the figure skater's body is. capable of. dancing. idk how to explain it but you do get it don't you??? ok

i'm mostly going off my dancing experience here (i had dance classes for like, 10 years of my life, and ugh i miss it) and like besides dancing you always have to train like lifting and doing localized training and stuff because you can't really dance if you don't have strength and flexibility and stamina and all that stuff. the only time i would willingly work out was for dancing lmao especially when i was in my hiphop crew. anyway

and while for me the one responsible for that part of training was the same person as my teacher/coreographer (or when i was doing hiphop it was just. on me to do that lmao but i'm not complaining) i figure when you're a professional and not just a dumb kid that's probably two different people, right? if not it is now. idc

i could go with figure skater magnus and trainer alec but also im really feeling the dynamics of coreographer magnus and trainer alec? like it'd be cute/funny to see them trying to work together for that ya know. so sorry that this feels less like a figure skating au especially since it took me so long to answer it but aaa

but also i mean as a coreographer magnus would have to know how to do it obviously so you would most definitely get a figure skating magnus. alec going to close up the gym and seeing magnus practicing by himself just for fun, anyone? and magnus looks gorgeous as ever way more gorgeous than whoever they're coaching but that's just alec's opinion and magnus kind of stops like "oh, i didn't know you were here" and alec's like "oh oops. anyway keep going you're great at this" and magnus feels a little self conscious but soon he gets lost in it again because really he loves doing this and alec is just appreciating the artwork :)

ANYWAY the dynamics of trainer and coreographer are fun. magnus showing up to alec like "hey alec so i need some heavy lifting on them arms cuz meliorn [idk i don't have any better ideas for who they could be coaching] is gonna carry an elephant onstage" and alec is like "uhh" and meliorn is like "a fake elephant" and alec is like "i mean good but i still have questions"

and magnus is like "obviously we would never use trained elephants, the way they are treated is inhumane" and alec is like "you're completely right but also that's your only worry when it comes to meliorn carrying a real elephant?" and magnus is like "i'm sure you could pull it off ;) you're the best after all" and alec gives him that amused smile

advantages of meliorn: they don't care about the flirting anyway since they are literally Like That too

also magnus and alec working out together off the clock, some ogling on both sides and just generally funny competitive shenanigans. especially cuz like magnus is hella fit but alec works in that stupid gym so he knows what he's about. and alec's all smug about it like "i can lift more than you :)" and magnus is like "oh yeah? let's see how you do in the ring" "no" "yes" "no" "why, can you not do it?" "yes. i know my limits" "well that's too bad... because you're going in anyway"

cue alec falling on his face probably but also like goddamn it he's competitive and he's not gonna let magnus have too much of a win so he tries his best rip. anyway then we probably get some hip touching bullshit when magnus tries to explain it to him and magnus is flirting the whole time and alec's laughing and it's sweet

i have half a mind to make up some angsty backstory about how magnus used to be a figure skater too and his partner was (you'll never guess it) camille and then she pulled the rug from under him and he kinda left the competitions altogether for a while. and then he came back as a coreographer (listen, he loves to dance, but creating is one of his favorite parts and he was always involved in coreographing anyway. his old coreographer and him were always having a blast and camille did not like it) and this is kinda his debut as a coreographer at some big shot competition idk and he just feels like he has so much to prove?

lol bonus camille's new coreographer is lorenzo so the hating magnus squad is in thick against him and it's a whole thing you know

OH MEGA ANGSTY camille got him out of the competition because she outed him as trans and he was declassified because something something transphobic bullcrap so he wasn't allowed anymore. i assume this was like right after they won because of course she wouldn't compromise herself, or maybe it was at the beginning/pre-stages of the championship so she had time to find a new partner. yeah that last one and then she won with the coreography that he had helped them create. im saying she did that because he broke up with her finally after years of abuse both in work and out of it so she did that as revenge or to make sure he couldn't have his passion anymore. and it took magnus years to build himself back up as a coreographer this time because transphobia (and racism) in the market but guess what? he is extremely smart and talented and creative so now he is back at the championship and he wants to show the world what they have been missing on

hmmmmm also i implied this is in pairs since magnus and camille used to be one so i think meliorn's pair would probably be izzy and maybe that's why alec's involved? like he was already a personal trainer or whatever which his parents were fine with even though it's not of course as grand as they would've liked (meaning they were total asses about it) but when izzy decided to go into sports/art they lost their shit and didn't want to support her so, you know, alec did and became her trainer. which is just as well because he is the best so like, deal with it. not saying they like kicked her out or anything (esp cuz i imagine part of alec's reasoning is that izzy stood by him when he came out and if they didn't kick him out over being gay they wouldn't kick her out over being a skater but y'know) but they definitely wouldn't support her so they both also feel like they have a lot to prove

lol me: i have half a mind to make this angsty. also me: paragraphs and paragraphs of angsty backstory

anyway they win obviously idk what to tell you they just do cuz we stan talent. camille is second for maximum drama and vengeance, the lightwoods try to get the spotlight once izzy wins and she and alec tell them to fuck off, they advocate for specific rules prohibiting ppl to declassify trans ppl over being trans and that's all i have tbh

sorry it took so long to answer daiudsauihda but i hope that outline is at least interesting for you!

[mollyasterwrites]

copying esmé and writing out dating histories for my current babs~

floyd

god bless this bab who forever nurses crushes on boys and stays silent about them

only rory really knows he’s gay bc he doesn’t mind if his other friends know but it’s not something he speaks about

definitely dated a girl in high school because he didn’t know how to say no to her but she got bored of him and ended it much to his relief

rae

literally where would she find a person to date in her cottage

bertie

has probably had a good few girlfriends/boyfriends

had short lived relationships bc he was too hyperactive to deal with so they always dumped him in the ended

ended up resorting to one night stands to get attention and those didn’t come with the threat of an inevitable messy break up

kit

went on one date with katherine to appease their parents and they kissed and she pretended to gag and he was mortified because nothing about it was romantic thank god

has had girlfriends in the past mostly from the same social circles, I think he probably slept with both of them but ultimately it didn’t work out because he always ends up falling in with girls that are quite shallow?

kris

his family hate him for never dating anyone

beau

definitely had a few high school boyfriends and none of them were serious

jp probably scared the majority of them off and the ones that stuck around, she got bored of

goes on dates quite a lot but mostly just ‘sees’ guy and it’s rare anything turns serious for her

ailene

got kissed in her third grade play by taran and fell in love with him

kissed him again before she moved back to wales for high school

hasn’t seen him since and so her feelings haven’t really resurfaced so she’s dated a few nice boys at the recommendation of her grandparents but she had lukewarm feelings for all of them

has a reputation for being a bit of a slut mainly bc of rumours being spread bc of how she dresses but she’s a virgin in actuality

jack

sleeps with guys and sleeps with girls and never enters a real relationship bc he doesn’t think he can give anyone a good life :)

anya

every crush nursed by anya ends up with her being way too shy to do anything so she keeps quiet until it passes and it usually does

she’s only been kissed through truth or dare and spin the bottle

livvy

WHAT ARE RELATIONSHIPS WHAT ARE FEELINGS LIVVY HONESTLY DOESN’T KNOW

artie

his only real relationship ended with his boyfriend being left for dead on the streets so he’s not really taken any sort of foray back into the dating game

archie

well apparently girls love a bad boy so he’s never struggled for female attention? he has a rep for being dead sullen which some people find attractive

lots of girls have flirted with him in the past and if he’s feeling up for it he’ll respond and sleep with them but it never goes further than that

peter

ugh this slut

terry

ugh this virgin

no really terry there are girls out there that aren’t izzy and you’re allowed to flirt with them what do you mean you don’t want to

cooper

kissed todd when he was a teenager and fell into a sort-of relationship with him until his dad found out

is gay af but literally brings women home just to appease his dad

daisy

had a high school boyfriend that she broke up with because her high school bully snaked him

self-esteem issues mean she began to sleep around a lot

then she got pregnant lol bants

riley

if any boy came near her she would panic and be cold to them which is why she has never dated anyone ever and she feels guilty about it

hiro

why boy when you can science?

but also he has a crush on oliver even though he’ll never tell anyone bc mona/oliver are hashtag destiny

nora

omg she loves boys

moving around a lot means she’s never had a solid boyfriend but she’s always flirting with every guy she meets

is probably too full on but lack of exposure to civilisation does that to a girl

meredith

she was p out about her sexuality back in scotland and no one gave her flack for it but her village was still pretty traditional so she was kind of a commodity

other girls p much used her to figure out their own sexuality so she developed crushes that were taken advantage of

so she’s never been able to have a real relationship with a girl

judy

dated a girl in high school that she lost her virginity to, they break up when the other girl went off to college

she had a few hook ups here and there then dated a guy from her hometown and broke up with him before coming to cherry grove because neither of them wanted to hold out for long distance relationships so it was all v understanding and they’re still friends

theo

had so many relationships with his co-stars due to his agent forcing them on him so sometimes he honestly forgets which relationships were real or not

resorted to one night stands bc there was no pressure there

sam

gigi was his only long lasting relationship bc they were v similar

isn’t a relationship kind of guy because he’s a v fast paced person so he flits from one person to another and feels bad bc he doesn’t wanna hurt anyone so it’s better if he doesn’t fall into relationships

ruby

she dated a boy in high school and was v happy bc she had such a crush on him but it ended badly bc she wasn’t as forthcoming with affection as he was and she cried the first time they had sex bc she hadn’t been ready

eventually he got fed up with her and broke up with her and she was devastated

poppy

lol men have thought

she shot them down

gilbert

he’s actually slept with a few people bc he thinks that’s what it takes to be normal

slut shames himself gdi

andy

well evidently this lad can’t keep it in his pants can he