#(( a partner smooching that glass??? and seeing it skip a beat in REAL TIME??? kinda weird and kinda cute at the same time!!! ))

[plague-on-the-run]

(( I need Caz to get a datemate, if only for them to smooch the glass container on their sternum that holds her trans-plant-ed heart to be all sweet and make her all flustered 🥰 ))

[sevensity]

RFA +Saeran reacting to a girl asking female MC out

I know it took me ages to write and I’m so sorry but thanks for waiting T.T

YOOᔕᑌᑎG:

You guys are attending a real life meetup with some other LOLOL members, but the meetup is really just a bunch of y’all hanging around someone’s house playing LOLOL together

There’s another girl there, and the both of you get along really well

Yoosung is so glad to see that you’re having fun at first, but after a while, his inner tsundere kicks in and he becomes a bit sour

Why isn’t she paying that much attention to me? I’m the one she loves after all.

He repeatedly tries to include himself in your conversation, but every time, the girl pushes him back out

Yoosung ends up in the corner of the room, a ball of bitterness, you can practically see the black cloud hovering around him

“Why are you even going out with him? I mean no offense but he seems a bit…possessive,” the girl comments

You see Yoosung flinch a bit, and you open your mouth to retort, but she continues

“So I think it would be a much better idea for you to go out with me.”

Yoosung lets out a hacking cough, having just choked on his own spit

Everyone is staring at you

“Uhh…well…I don’t think I can do that.  You see, Yoosung is the only person I’ll ever love, and although of course he’s not perfect, he’s the right one for me, and I couldn’t have asked for a better boyfriend. I’m sorry.”

She girl puckers her lips and sighs, a bit sad

She nods and continues playing her game, while you sense Yoosung’s eyes boring into your back

You can feel the sparkles in the air before you even turn around to look at his beaming face

You give him a double thumbs up, which he reciprocates with a wide smile

When the session finishes and you return to Yoosung’s apartment, he immediately snuggles you and giggles into your neck

“Hearing you say that about me makes me feel so much better about myself, thank you.”

“Anytime.”

ᘔEᑎ:

He had just finished performing an amazing show, one that ended in passionate song and tears

You go congratulate him, and you spot one of his co-actresses coming up to you

You’d seen her in several of his plays now, and whenever you two made eye contact, you would feel nervous because her beauty and talent were overwhelming

It almost feels like…a female version of Zen…

So as she makes her way through the crowd, your palms grow a bit clammy, and you’re trying to summon up the courage to say something, anything

Zen obviously takes note of her too, because he quickly clears his throat and opens his mouth  too greet her

But she doesn’t even glance at him. Instead, she grabs your hand, looks deep into your eyes, and said “I seem to have fallen in love with you, fair lady, I would please ask, may I have your hand in marriage?”

Okay yeah it’s definitely a female Zen

Zen glances at you in confusion

But you’re just as bewildered as he is

Meanwhile, the actress is staring back and forth between the two of you, eyes wide

An awkward moment passes before she suddenly lets out a small gasp, covering her mouth with a gloved hand

“Wait you don’t mean to tell me…that you guys are going out?”

Zen is brought back to Earth to reassert his dominance

“Yeah, that’s right,” he says with a proud smile, hooking his arm through yours

“Woe! Woe is me!” she cries out, drawing the attention of several people around you, before skipping off

She melodramatically spins around the stage once and disappears

“I can’t believe…I could have lost you to a woman!” he says as some sort of afterthought

Zen seems to think that now you’re twice at risk of getting ‘snatched away’

So he’ll look threateningly at girls too if they approach you

Zen  I hope you realize you’re scaring away your own fans

Next time you see the actress, she smiles at you and invites you to coffee

she explains that she’ll halt her advances on you, she merely thinks it would be a shame to not have an amazing person like you in her life

Therefore, friends

You two plus Jaehee becomes BFFLS

ᒍᗩEᕼEE:

There’s this one female customer that comes back several times a week

But to be honest, she seems a bit shady

She’ll order, then sit at a table nearby and seemingly observe you work while trying to be sneaky

and by sneaky I mean she’ll haunch over behind her cup and peer across the rim of her sunglasses at you

When you look her way, she’ll pretend to be examining the grains of wood in the table, but as soon as you resume your duties, you just know she’s staring at you again

You talk to Jaehee about it one day

“Yes, I noticed the same thing, and to be honest, I’m feeling uneasy about it. Should we tell her to stop?”

You decide that that would be the best idea

So the next time she comes, luckily, there’s only one other person in the shop

“We know you’ve been staring at MC while she’s working, and we would both like to ask you to please stop, as it’s making us both really uncomfortable.”

Shady Glasses Lady sorta yelps and bites her lip

“I-I’m sorry…” she finally says, looking appropriately abashed. “I just…I just really like MC and I was wondering if she would be my girlfriend.”

You guys freeze for a moment, though Jaehee recovers in a heartbeat

“She cannot, because she’s already taken by me.”

“But-”

“No buts. She’s my girlfriend, and if you can’t accept that, I must ask you to please not return until you’ve taken care of your feelings.”

Muttering under her breath, the lady stomps out

You feel your heart beating in your throat

Jaehee getting so defensive is actually super attractive?

She sees you gaping at her and starts to ask what’s wrong, but you gently kiss her on the forehead and whisper a gentle I love you so much

Baehee wraps her arms around you and buries her face in your neck

“I love you too.”

ᒍᑌᗰIᑎ:

You’re waiting outside his meeting room, which had just finished

Business people stream out, and among them, you spot Jumin lurking in the back

He’s slowly approaching you, but before he can grab your hand, a woman wearing a neat blouse and a pencil skirt holds out a hand

Hesitant, you take it, going for a handshake

But she tilts her head down and plants a sweet kiss on the back of your hand

“I’ve seen you around this building several times already, and I’m captivated by your beauty.  Would you consider becoming my girlfriend?”

“Um..uh…I-uh…what?” you manage to stammer rather ungracefully

Jumin sees the hand kiss, but doesn’t hear what she says, so when he arrives, he looks quizzically at her your hand in hers, but otherwise simply smooches the top of your head

“Ah, I see. Is he your current partner?” she continues, turning her intense gaze towards him

“Yes she is.”

“Then, I would like to discuss a business deal regarding MC. I wish her to become mine.”

And thus begins some business debate about your net worth and assets either party would gain should you choose to become her girlfriend

Jumin’s not having any of it though, oh no

He’s mad

How dare someone try to take you away from him?

He gives her a chilling look, warning her to leave, before he whisks you away

As soon as you’re alone again, he holds you close to his body and says

“MC, might you please try to refrain using your powers of seduction on other people? Use them only on me.”

you do just that

It’s a steamy night

ᔕᗩEYOᑌᑎG:

You’re at a flower shop for whatever reason with your man, and a small, quiet girl wanders around, rearranging bouquets, creating beautiful displays with a wide array of colourful blossoms

She’s the only person working there

Whenever you two approach to ask her a question, she only looks at Saeyoung

Maybe once or twice she glances your way, but immediately ducks her head and scurried away afterwards

Saeyoung’s grinning ear to ear, the bastard already knows what’s up

Sort of digs it? 

(not in a fetishistic sense, more like, it makes him so happy to see how other people fall for you)

He actually brings her to the side and tells her to confess to you

Which she eventually does, as an absolute blushing mess, fully knowing that you’re already taken

But better out than in, right?

At least that’s what Seven told her

She stammers so much you aren’t sure exactly which words she uses, but when she finishes, you pull her into a tight hug and tell her it’s okay

You guys don’t really become close friends, but every week a new bouquet of gorgeous flowers arrive at your door, with a sweet little message written on a card dedicated to you

ᔕᗩEᖇᗩᑎ:

He kinda forgot about the existence of lesbians and bisexual people and what they imply

until today

You’re out doing an ice cream run, and the girl serving you is paying extra attention to your cone

It looks like it belongs in a museum

seriously how does someone manage to make ice cream look so good???

You order two scoops, she gives you three, and adds special toppings for free hehe it rhymed

Saeran expects the same treatment, but he gets exactly what he ordered

What the fuck is this shit why does she get all the fun stuff and I don’t??

He angrily accuses her of favoritism

“Well I mean, yeah, because she’s the one I want to date.”

Saeran almost drops his cone

“Excuse me?”

“I mean, I like her, and I want to ask you out,” she says, turning towards you

Before you can say anything, Saeran has already whisked you away

He’s pouting, brows furrowed as he paces back and forth

He’s resisting the urge to go back and fight her, just because he knows you don’t approve of violence

Saeran’s talking to himself, about how people are dangerous, about how he doesn’t want to lose you, about how he never thought that someone else might fall in love with you

But gently, you walk up to him and boop his nose with your ice cream

A smear of chocolate sauce is left as evidence, but you teasingly lick it off

He shudders, forgetting his worries, and leans in for a deep kiss–

“Ya silly, we forgot to pay.”