#(( WHY U GOTTA OVERSHARE GOD WHAT A PAIR U ARE ))

[goldenacolyte]

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    “Oh no,” the blonde points accusatory at him, not allowing him to have to upper hand. Not this time. “I see right through your games, Time Lord. I’ll never tell, not in another lap of your lifetimes--”

   She lets that simmer, really considers her next words... backtracks.

    “... Well, they’re for, erm,” she comes close, mumbles her answer into the Doctor’s ear, flushing progressively more red the more she unravels. What were friends for then unless it meant sharing some... lewd potential happenstances.

[taehyungsgrowl]

What about Y/N dressing up as an angel? I feel like it would amuse him but it would also get saucy if you know what I mean. ALSO he definitely doesn't understand the concept of trick or treating but he loves to watch you give treats to the kids and smile, which probably inspired the creation of pumpkin baby ;) wink wink

THIS IS MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE CONCEPT. I got an ask yesterday about like, angelic reader x Michael but I haven’t gotten to it yet bc I loved it so much it overwhelmed me! But seriously. 

It’s my fave. 

Also -- (bc i love oversharing about myself. angel is my fave pet name and you know Michael would love using it for the irony of it!)

Also talking about Halloween in July is such a mood. Wow, ily.

She walked out of their bedroom wearing the naughtiest angel costume she could find. 

She wore white thigh high tights with delicate lace trimming, short, ruffly dress with a not so innocent plunge line, and a tiny pair of angel wings. Oh, and a halo of course. 

Michael felt his jaw drop when he saw her slowly stride towards him, “Holy fuck,” 

“I can be your holy fuck,” she winked at him. She finally reached him and began toying with his tie. 

Michael was never at loss for words - he always had something to say to everything. But his mind was short-circuiting seeing his little angel dressed as well, an angel. 

Although, there was not a lot of the costume that would be considered angelic in the eyes of God. 

“Ready for the party..” she dragged her hand slowly down his torso; his own hands found her waist. They slowly made their way to her ass, feeling the absence of any fabric underneath her dress. 

Michael decided to test his little theory my snaking his hands underneath her dress - sure enough she felt her bare ass as she had forgone the use of panties. 

“Y/N. Jesus Christ,” he breathed out. 

“Almost, but not quite.” she giggled. 

“You’re not as innocent as you think you are, angel.” he slapped her ass firmly. “I think we gotta stay home and show you a new prayer..” he grabbed her wrist and spun her around so her ass was pressed firmly against his hardening cock. 

She simply moaned softly, wiggling her ass against him. He brought he hand to her pussy, dipping two skilled fingers into her wet core. 

Michael brought his now sticky fingers up to his mouth and sucked them clean. “Sweeter than the blood..” he mumbled..

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i’m stopping the smut here so we can also discuss trick or treating:

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“So, you give them candy for coming to your house?” he unwraps his fifth snickers of the night. “If everyone is already buying the candy why not eat what you bought? And do parents actually let their kids --” he was cut off by the sound of the doorbell ringing and the chorus os “TRICK OR TREAT!!!!” coming from behind the door. 

She pushed him off the couch, “Hush! It’s fun! And it’s your turn to get the door.” 

He sighed and got his bowl of candy giving each kid a generous handful. 

“So. All of this because you guys think it’s my dads birthday?”

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hi ily and thank u for sending me stuff!!! ilysm and all your asks