#(( HE KNOOOOOOWS.... ))

[fircyca]

[bodega-catto]

the giant hand?! ? I know Gojo’s asscheeks where red and bruised everyday from the spanking jesus

[miyku]

[scariddler]

eddie guide. of course i draw every single riddler i love him so much but this is kinda My Eddie so i can draw him as inconsistently as i want. i don’t really have any AUs or anything he just kinda exists in my brain. maybe i need to make Lore for him. his current lore is that ummmm he’s so gay all the time. whatever

[swordtit]

herald should be selfish and have sex with a step that's also got something going on with ortega, and he should be a bit of a shit about it. yeah ortega, they told me everything, trusted me, unlike you. but more importantly, i fucked your wife.

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

wainwright jakobs burns his copy of fifty shades of grey

[spasikonik]

i am just now realising that starting this blog in my final year of hs was a not so great idea ☹️☹️ i barely have time to draw anything for myself.. but i managed to finish this piece that's been sitting in my wips for half a year 👍👍 anyway

meet paweł and ryba!! (paweł - on the left, he/him for the character, ryba - on the right, he/they for the character, ryba belongs to my lovely gf kassr00n (on insta/tiktok!!))

[boxwinebaddie]

heeeeello party people!~ super bacteria uncle nina here using my silly tumblr to cope again ( my culture came back and it was...suuuuper fucking bad! like i knew it would be, lol! awesome! <3 thanks, god! )

but we're not thinking about, what were gonna think about is the time that ravenstan got a little Too tipsy topsy turvy on jerseyky boxwine,

( it's the cab sav one, fyi. i can't drink on all these Fucknut Antibiotics - they prescribed me the wrong one and i took it, if you can believe it; i luv doctors - can y'all believe i did this shit Sober? unREAL, brohs! )

and was on tiktok live, the dawn spawns of the world convinced him to do the 'White Boy Of The Month' filter bc he's too impressionable and what can i say;

The Man LOVES White Boys. ;) xxx

( helpsksdj )

so, he started doing it and was like 'nooooo, is /KYLE/ on this one?!?! You're Joking.' ( everyone said 'JK <3' because they all think they're jimmy valmer stand-up sit-down comedians, smh...but no, naught joking, Actually JK bc in my ncau-niverse, cd and the blondies gang are celebrities, so naturally they’re on A Lot of social filters )

so he was GOING to save The No.1 slot...for the no.1 slut ( if you will, ) my ginger gringo king, ceo of dark academic debauchery and bottom feeding ;), new jay's finest - literally - kyley b matthew broflovski; <33 ( buuuut! he's a reformed manhoe; so watchya mowtH! )

buuuuut x2 ( and i'd say it's a big butt, but it's not, it's ravenstan, so it's flatter than the sidewalk; luh you flat stanley ) Gaydhd Won Again and tipsy ravenstan got distracted by all the FINE ASS WHITE MEN and started getting philosophical about it ( that man put a lil too much #thot into those placings; he was born for it, soz )

had about two spots left ( the top and bottom spots; i am laughing ) figured that there was almost 'No Chance!' he would get jersey...

PUT /MATTHEW! GRAY! GUBLER!/ AT ONE ( Immaculate Taste, btw! he also put jacob elordi at number two because he is a fucking genius and that...really tells you Everything you need to know about my stan. like tall, could probably be a runway model, intellectual, kind of a jackass, stays fitted, accent or eccentric manner of speaking...yeah )

-- BUT HE WANTED TO BE CLEAR, HE HAD TO SPECIFY THAT HE WAS SPECIFICALLY REFERRING TO /DR. SPENCER REID/ OF CRIMINAL MINDS. WHEN I TELL YOU HE HAS NO IDEA WHO MGG IS BUT HE HAS SEEN EVERY EPISODE OF CRIMINAL MINDS SEVERAL TIMES. IT’S LIKE...HIS /FAVORITE/ FKN SHOW. AND HE DOES HAVE A FAT CRUSH ON REID. YES, I DOES TRACK; I KNOW. )

and RIGHT when he was rolling for the very last spot ranking on the filter ( that's the BOTTOM, i repeat, THE B/O/T/T/O/M of the tierlist )

...hE GOT KYLE

FUCKING

BROFLOVSKI

and had to place him at /TEN/.

-- riiiiiiight as Kyle /FUCKING/ Broflovski came out of the kitchen in the dorky ass star of david apron that sheila got him for hannukah, with his hair up and everything, holding a fork so stan could taste...

...T-THE PASTA HE JUST MADE HIM FOR DINNER BECAUSE HE'S A SWEET BEAUTIFUL /ANGEL/....and i'm talking The Very First Bite Of EXTREMELY DELICIOUS KYLE Pasta that he put ZUCCHINI IN JUST FOR STAN BECAUSE HE IS ( what? ) AN ANGEL!! FROM hEAVEN!!!!! AND THE WHITE BOY OF THE /YEAR/: TAKE YA JERSEY SLANDER SOMEWHERE ELSE: HE'S MY WHITE BUOY UVF FOREVA!

...proceeded to Blow On It ;-;, s-so stan wouldn't burn his mouth... ( bc rav always gets too excited and burns his mouth; nooo :c </3 ) and asked him why his phone was blowing up w/ people tagging him in thirst traps of 'That Supa Nerdy Guy From That One Crime Show' and asking him if stan tweeted something about him cooking bc people keep telling him that he's 'Cooked'. SHKDLDHLKS HEEELP.

And....

*rawr xd home mid/hschooled ravenstan vc*

Scene. <3

[lilirot]

OH! In Cthulhu's mythos Leviathan is a child of Cthulhu and THAT'S why WHB!Leviathan has that weird Lovecraftian stuff going on.

[hope-faery]

SCREAMING ABOUT IRUMA CH.319

[euclydya]

*shakes curly awake* PLEAZE WAKE UP AND FRONT JIMMY IS DRIVING ME INSANER

[halobirthdays]

Happy birthday to Sali 'Nyon! Today is his -463rd birthday!

'Nyon was a member of Jul 'Mdama's Covenant following the end of the Human-Covenant war. 'Nyon correctly inferred that 'Mdama was not a true worshiper of the Forerunners, and was disgusted to find that his leader allied himself with Catherine Halsey. 'Nyon began to quietly plot against 'Mdama. He would attempt a failed coup, and most of his members were killed, with 'Nyon taken prisoner.

After 'Mdama's assassination, 'Nyon would once again attract members of the Covenant remnants. He and his followers are alleged to be building their forces on the abandoned ex-Covenant world Okal'supen.

In canon (~2560), he is turning 73!

[jimmothy101]

So...

Lup's birthday is this February the 13th, no?

Well

First, I have an exam 😥

Second, HOLY SHI VALENTINE'S the day after his bday!!!!!1!111!

And

THE THIRD!!!! HAHDHRJF LMAO IM SO FUNNY

HSR fans of Lupin III, are you guys ready to see...

Lupin dressed as Kafka for his birthday?? 👀

[berlinini]

i'm convinced louis found this model of pants and concluded they make his ass look great but not in an obnoxious way, and therefore proceeded to buy several pairs

[thots-n-prayers-2137]

if i dont get a proper social interaction soon i swear to fucking god

[cliveguy]

more akinator questions how likely is it that someone whos been on tumblr for 7+ years but doesnt know anything about video games has heard of redacted

i think it's one of those things where you PROBABLY will have at least seen people talk about it but it might not have stuck out in your mind especially if you don't follow anyone who posts video games. but like if someone said the name you might go ohhhhh i saw it trending once. or ohhh my mutual has an obsolete tag for it from when they were obsessed with it in 2014.

also it's kind of complicated bc not all the fics are under a single category... but the all media types tag has pretty much double the amount of fics ofmd has...