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once again opening a ship tag on AO3 and opening a dozen fics and closing out of almost all of them immediately because they would not fucking act like that
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was gonna complain that all cat furniture looks like shit and sucks bad but then i was stopped dead in my tracks by nomadic cat yurt
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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking
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We've lost a lot to the onslaught of enshittification but I can think of none more brazen than Discord getting rid of the send button
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sigh…i came all the way to sephora but i don’t know which brands are asexual friendly….i have to hurry jugheads birthday is today…wish someone would help me out
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My husband came to the youth theater rehearsal I was directing last night to work on some set pieces. He usually only works set on weekends when nobody is there, so his goal was to be totally inconspicuous. But the second and third graders treated him like a walking stim video. They were totally absorbed by his painting and drilling and clapped for him when he began or finished a task.
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Have sex with books, Be Pregnant with knowledge and give birth to success❤️
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Today's aesthetic: when a cartoon does a flashback where the hero and villain are friends, except the villain already has their sinister skulls-and-spikes aesthetic before the Tragedy That Drove Them to Evil™, implying that those two things are unrelated and they just never outgrew their high school goth phase.
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i have an ancient box camera from the late 40s. takes 120 film. Absolutely unfair good images out of this thing.
This is the 1940s equivalent of a disposable Kodak, it’s terrible but because modern film stock is so fucking good it just rips absolute ass. No I don’t have any pictures they’re scanning shut up.
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