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Three cool looking species of raptors:

The Harpy Eagle, the Bateleur Eagle and the Bearded Vulture 🦅

Those are some cool looking birds if i say so myself.

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i feel like they overcomplicated it by following russian-looking paradigm. belarusian is closer to polish

świetność > сьветносьць/светносць

ćwiek > цьвек/цвек

twierdza > твердза

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reaching the point of hyperfixation where I can no longer engage with it due to the nausea that I experience at the mere thought of seeing it on my screen is the closest I’ve ever been to being diagnosed with female hysteria

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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that’s been happening in the last couple years is “youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will”

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"D&D was always for the freaks and the outsiders" is one of those statements that is technically true but if you dig a bit under the surface you realize that the freaks and outsiders in question are Misogyny Steve and The Dungeon Racist.

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you can’t jokingly post about kinky shit on tumblr because you say smth like “haha wouldn’t it be hot if you…tried to launch internet explorer…but it wouldn’t load :D”

and then you’ll get one thousand robot girls in the notes going “mmngngnnghhhngn”

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everything else migjt suck but at least we have a perfectly shaped february to anticipate halfheartedly

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Read as many times as needed

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to all the depressed teens out there not brushing your teeth FUCKING BRUSH THEM i promise you i promise you i promise you i promise you look at me i promise you my heart my liver my lungs that you’re gonna thank yourself later. Just once a day even. Please

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[translation: WARNING! DON'T DO WHAT YOU'RE DOING. /administrative penalty]

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This is the funniest fucking thing anyone has added to any of my posts

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Sometimes the technology conspires against me to make me sound crazy in my text messages.

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*walks out of the homoerotic friendship covered in blood and wounds* you should see the other guy

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call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny

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