thots-n-prayers-2137
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thots-n-prayers-2137 · 3 hours ago
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nothing hooters
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thots-n-prayers-2137 · 3 hours ago
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atoms are made of positive parts, negative parts, and neutral parts. the positive parts are attracted to the negative parts and repelled by each other, like magnets. but there's a second force that attracts positive and neutral parts to each other. to have an atom, you need the two forces that govern the parts of the atom to attain celestial harmony, which means you need enough neutral parts to make the positive parts stick together in the middle.
sometimes an atom is permissible but celestially disharmonious, usually because it's too big. there's also an occult diagram that determines which forms of atom are harmonious, but it's usually because it's too big. when this happens, the angels take offense and break it apart. this makes atoms that aren't celestially harmonious into smaller atoms that are, and is where balloon gas comes from: the form of balloon gas is particularly favored by God.
that's all well and good, as such things go. there are rocks that make balloon gas because God thinks their atoms are too big. that's fine. we can use it for balloons. but there's another type of celestial disharmony, caused by a secret third force that does this, where a neutral part of an atom can break into a positive part, a negative part, and a secret third thing called an "anti neutrino", and the atom gets bigger. you can't use this to make explosions, that's a third thing, but you can use it to light exit signs. you probably can't use it to turn base metals into gold either; that's a fourth thing, which is maybe the opposite of the third.
it's really hard to make gold because there's only one kind that isn't so celestially disharmonious that it curses you to death with beams. we wouldn't like gold if it cursed us to death with beams. it does curse us to death, of course, but the harmonious kind doesn't do it with beams.
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thots-n-prayers-2137 · 3 hours ago
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listening to music is the most natural thing in the world and yet you can’t say “she likes to listen to music” without making her sound like a serial killer, like damn girl are you just sitting there politely with your ears open or what
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thots-n-prayers-2137 · 3 hours ago
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thots-n-prayers-2137 · 3 hours ago
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a post on here could be like “make sure you litter guys! the earth is actually adapting to digesting different kinds of materials if we stop littering we’re hurting it” and a good handful of you would reblog with “yiikes :0 didnt know this. followers make sure to throw your trash on the ground
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thots-n-prayers-2137 · 3 hours ago
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Be sure to leave milk and cookies out for Homura, it’s the day she starts her timeloop!
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thots-n-prayers-2137 · 4 hours ago
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im american and i knew that like in kindergarten so i think some of you are just stupid sorry
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thots-n-prayers-2137 · 12 hours ago
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What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys
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thots-n-prayers-2137 · 12 hours ago
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A commission for dear Charms where he asked me to draw my versions for Juri Oba, Mel Anna and Sunao Toki, from  Puella Magi Madoka Magica Side Story: Magia Record! 🤩✨
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thots-n-prayers-2137 · 12 hours ago
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Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink
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thots-n-prayers-2137 · 12 hours ago
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TOP ~10 MIAST (spróbujcie zgadnąć według jakich kryteriów, mam tabelkę zrobioną w excelu xDD)
1. Warszawa
2. Łódź
3. Poznań
4. Gdańsk
5. Kraków/Wrocław
7. Toruń
8. Katowice/Lublin
10. Białystok/Elbląg/Sosnowiec/Szczecin/Tarnów
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thots-n-prayers-2137 · 12 hours ago
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Hey, that’s me
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thots-n-prayers-2137 · 13 hours ago
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i just think i should have the power to control thousands of knives, swords, or perhaps shards of glass synchronously with my mind. i will use this ability purely for culinary endeavors. you can trust me
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thots-n-prayers-2137 · 13 hours ago
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bug lite
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thots-n-prayers-2137 · 13 hours ago
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albo inny fenomen polskiej architektury
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to nie są te same domy btw. one pokrywają tamtą wieś jak pewnego rodzaju pleśń
albo takie trochę ładniejsze
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also bonus, próbowałem zdobyć zdjęcia takich bliźniaków/szeregowców i idealnie uchwyciło to gdzie one są budowane xDDD
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thots-n-prayers-2137 · 13 hours ago
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architektura w Polsce którą lubię :3
1. whatever they're doing in Gdańsk, jednocześnie nowoczesne i pasuje do reszty budynków (niektóre są brzydkie ale większość jest ładna)
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2. bloki z wielkiej płyty które są zadbane (one są tylko brzydkie bo są obsrane)
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3. jakkolwiek się nazywa ten styl co w Gdyni jest go dużo
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thots-n-prayers-2137 · 13 hours ago
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Lighter than a butterfly...
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