#(💀 ) v: main.

[jesvshotsaucechristmascake]

@actiongrrl is probably going to regret this.

"Hold on, I'll get the antiseptic. This might sting a bit."

ㅤ"Fuuuuuck." If he was being honest, Mike wasn’t sure if he wanted to laugh or be especially pissed about the fact that he’d survived actual monsters from some kind of nightmare in some of the creepiest places he’d ever been in, yet somehow some little asshole terrier had managed to ruin his day. It just seemed like the experiences and the points he’d taken in badassery should have prepared him to avoid little shits like that, but it really wasn’t like he’d expected trouble in the dog park in broad daylight. “I’ll live, could be worse,” he offered, putting on a smile like it was totally nothing despite them both knowing it was absolutely something.

ㅤWolfie was on the floor next to the dining room chair he was sat in, furry bulk pressed up against his leg despite laying down and at least pretending to look like he was chilling out - the pressure he was exerting against Mike's calf said otherwise, but he got it. The wolf dog had been incredibly well-behaved despite that little demon thing rushing him, yapping and growling and not on a leash. Wolfie had growled and raised his hackles in warning, but as soon as Mike had told him no, Wolfie had stepped back and Mike thought him stepping into the little dog's way would provide a physical barrier; it didn't, and instead he found himself ducking to catch the little dog in mid-leap - predominantly with his left hand because the angle was awkward, and then he'd gotten little teeth clamped down over the meat of his thumb and hand for his efforts. Wolfie had been extremely opposed to this development and the snarling at the threat that would attack Mike had been scarier than Mike would have liked, given how scary the dog already looked, but that little shit would have been a snack for Wolfie if he'd actually tried.

ㅤ"I really don't get how people don't know that their nasty small dogs are a problem off the leash when they're literally rushing other dogs and people," he complained, like that would cover up the problem that was incoming in the form of peeling bandages away from his ruined fingers to check on the still healing wounds. Everything else was doing well enough that most of the colors were gone from his bruises and the bandage jobs on the clawmarks had been slowly shrinking as the edge areas that weren't as deep didn't need to be covered, but his hand was the worst of it. They were bleeding again, because jamming them into a scrabbling little shitstorm of a body hadn't been his best idea. "You know you don't have to do this, I can get it. It's gross as fuck."

[a-drop-of-nightshade]

“FUUUUUUCK!” Came the scream from above as with a flash of royal purple, L came tumbling down through the trees, branches snapped and he grunted and yelped until he finally hit the forest floor and groaned laying there, “Note to self alter emergency teleportation spell to not drop me 100ft from the air.” He groaned.

@howlofthewolf

[quaintnecromancer]

[ CHEST ] — sender lightly grazes along receiver's chest from behind (Nick; @mxrvelouscreations

Spicy Touches | @mxrvelouscreations

Tonight was the first night in a very long time that Jett had deigned to allow someone to share his bed. He was nervous, of course, but certainly looking forward to it. Nick was incredible; patient, kind, aggressively caring, all of which added to his attractiveness to an obscene degree. Every time they touched, it felt positively electric. Even now, as the dashing vampire’s icy digits grazed his chest while helping him shed his blouse, he felt himself trembling in anticipation of what was to come. He leaned back against the taller man, a gentle smile crossing his face as he basked in their closeness. Drowned in the heavenly sensation of cold fingers grazing over his bare skin.

“Just can’t wait to have me, can you?” he teased, guiding Nick’s deft hands down to the laces of his trousers, which had already grown noticeably tighter around his groin. “Mind helping me with the rest of this, then?” He was eager, damn near greedy for this lovely man’s touch, aching to let himself get lost in it, but why not savor it? Enjoy every moment of their time together?

[vampstel]

I’m meant to be asleep but I recently got a copy-paste response from Royale High’s support team and I wanna rant about it before I pass out again

My first email to them was extremely detailed and even had screenshots to prove the trades I did during the day I got banned but… apparently these moderators just don’t read? Why did they have to respond to me after a week with the same questions that were just answered in my previous email? This seems so repetitive and unnecessary.

Also, what kind of shit luck do I have to get LILLY of all people to help with my ban appeal? You know… Someone notoriously known for being awful at their job? Refuses to believe people unless they “prove their exploits” when… how the fuck do you prove something THAT DIDN’T OCCUR??? Literally psychic damage.

This game’s terrible I swear to god I’m not gonna be surprised if the next response I get is some bullshit like “Uh… You obviously auto click or exploited your levels” 😭

[bumblesimagines]

You know, not an answer its still an answer.

So im going to take that as before and come back next year when you finally post that Rafe/Daemon series/fic 🙏❤️

#Manifesting #DeluluIsTheSolulu #LetsBeStrongRafeSimps #LetsKeepDreamingDaemonHoes #SeeYouNextYear🥳

Daemon technically won the battle of being written for first but neither will win the series war

[aeviare]

"really such a shame that i am too much for our dear duke to handle."

[narwhalandchill]

well that sure just happened. actually rigged alt what the hell 💀

a defensive dendro is literally So good to have even when its going to take endless pain and anguish to actually ascend her bc i need to reach inazuma in story for that. shes staying benched until then but wow. this is so lucky. and im rly happy especially given i dont have kirara on my main at all. i just need fischl and aggravate gaming will be a go

tho now im just gonna be genuinely starved for ER swords. guess its sapwood and/or fontaine fishing sword time for this account. eventually. when i get to it HSKDKKDISIDK i have so much to do already!!!

[biitchcakes]

@hexsreality liked ♡ for a starter !

Leaning against a nearby tree, Jessica admired the scene before the pair of them: a simple art thief, now being shoved into the back of a police cruiser ― no aliens, no cosmic threats, no end-of-the-world scenarios, just an average, every day, simple criminal.

Thank God, any of them, these sorts of threats seemed rare. Obviously crime such as this hadn't stopped (if anything, it felt as though it had only increased), but the two of them so often were dealing with such high-stakes consequences. . .

It was nice that the only consequence today could have been some stolen Picassos.

〝 I'd say we did a pretty good job here. 〞

[megapolismayor]

@villainspeech​ / cont!

There's a daunting tense silence as the man beams forcibly at the other, expression not fracturing for a second as Red Son spits ire at him. He's developed infinite patience since the burial of his anguish, so to the Mayor, the other's bite is more of a pitiful, ignorant bark. He can forgive his vices, though, just as his lady did his own.

❝ You REALLY don't understand the WEIGHT of what you’ve done, do you? ❞ he replies, grinning so widely his bones would have cracked like a cryptic violin. Reality twists and distorts, and suddenly he's stood in front of the other demon, leering. ❝ Her Lady seeks a world without anguish, suffering -- and your actions brought the world that fateful deliverance. You speak such hostility, as if I mock you. ❞

The air feels heavy, fraught with hidden electricity as the man manifests behind Red Son.

❝ No, no. I'm here to thank you... And to bestow you the same gift as we did your parents. ❞

[jesvshotsaucechristmascake]

@actiongrrl could do it, we believe in her.

"if i had a week i couldn't list all the reasons that wouldn't work."

ㅤ"Okay, first of all, don't cut yourself short because we both know you could list at least half of them in a single frustrated sentence right now if you tried," he pointed out, which was not helpful and he knew it even before it said it, but it was delivered with a soft, easy smile and tilt of his head, fond as all hell despite the fact that she was very adamantly telling him he was wrong and probably kind of dumb. "But, second, everyone's talking and showing up at a party isn't the worst way to spend a Friday night. It might kill some of the novelty factor about us if we're actually, you know, seen in public."

ㅤWas it possible that it would be a catastrophe? Sure. For as social as he'd been all his life, he'd been strangely opposed to being in groups of people he'd considered friends before, even if they weren't close. It was a weird mindset, watching them all be carefree and stupid, playing jokes and horsing around, getting drunk and getting laid - it was all shit that he'd done and enjoyed, thought he'd still enjoy, and yet something about it chafed. Maybe it was time to rip the bandage off and put on a good show of it, like his mother said. Be seen, maybe have some fun in the process. "What if I promise to leave right away with you, take you right home, if you're having a shit time? I'll play bodyguard, nobody gets to say anything you don't like, it'll be your own personal secret service. You might have fun with it."

[a-drop-of-nightshade]

L took some deep slow breaths, it was fine he could do this, it wasn’t that scary. He hesitated at the door his body freezing up as he screamed internally, okay that was a lie, this was absolutely terrifying. He was wearing a pair of black jeans with chains hanging from the belt loops, he had a shirt on with the sleeves rolled up to reveal his tattoos, on his right arm he had a spiked cuff on and he had gotten his nails cleaned up and painted so they looked nice; he wore a black waist coat and the collar of the shirt was undone and he was wearing a spiked choker around his neck.

His long dual tone hair was brushed out and partially pulled back so it was half up and half down. He took a deep breath and then knocked on the door with fingers bearing rings, some with skulls others bands with Celtic knots. When the door opened he held the back of his neck and cracked a nervous smile, “Hey you ready?” He asked with a laugh, “oh uh… these are for you.” He held out a bouquet of roses, he was nervous that they wouldn’t have wanted to do this, but he had to admit he was really looking forwards to this date.

@blackparaderunner / @izzyfromdeadspace

[multiicolor]

  fuck a name ill make one later

  THE NIGHT FURY  from  HTT.YD  /  oc.

[quaintnecromancer]

"Are you alright?" @imprisonedbybrokenmemories

Lost in Wonderland | @imprisonedbybrokenmemories

The displaced and disoriented necromancer looked around for the source of the voice, unsure if what he was hearing was real or just a figment of his imagination. So much of this place looked and sounded like it couldn’t possibly exist! It was completely different from the eerie forest he called home, yet had a similar feeling of being slightly detached from the rest of the world. Add to that the fact that he’d hit his head as he fell down that rabbit hole (what the fuck kind of rabbit could dig a burrow large enough for a human to fall through?!), and was currently trying to magically recover from a concussion. Surly did not even begin to describe the Witch King’s mood.

“Who goes there?” he demanded through gritted teeth, back firmly pressed against the gnarled tree he’d been leaning on. “Reveal yourself before I start hurling curses at anything that moves!” Tough talk, coming from someone who was currently seeing double…or was it triple? Either way, he was hoping the bluff would either draw this person out of hiding or send them running. No, the young man clad in well-fitting black robes was not alright in the slightest.

[noxtivagus]

i love ffxiv so much fr

[johnsilvers]

On a private note I finally replied to your asks on bestiarum!! Just wanted to let you know in case you missed them, they were also very sweet ^^

omg hello?? lmfao i completely forgot i sent them 😂 and also they got buried in my notifs so yeah thank u for telling me!!!!!!

[chisungie]

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