#( 🌵 gentlemen. )

[aquagenesis]

is it literally more insane that people moved what feels to them like their whole lives from one social media site to another and are crying shitting yelling because Their Site is bad and they Have to come back to tumblr or that people care so much about a website theyre making memes so people don't move social media sites. asking for someone who doesn't use social media like that anymore.

[painless-innit-colourful]

deep green dashboard simulator for the weekend lore of the 27th Jan (for @thatfriendlyanon :) [all art is by @rozugold :)]

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it's so funny that the papers actually worked really well and looked convincingly scary on elle's stream because over on crim's it was sweating and switching out items in the most corny way

#like bestie i'm glad it worked on the other end because it looked so bad on ours XD #tdg

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bird song being in the deeply weird playlist makes me very, VERY nervous now, just saying

#katy talks #the deep green

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new Sisyphus skin (black bars are not intentional)

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can we talk about how sneaky the switch was?? even watching their face cam I had NO IDEA that was coming

#especially with the nightmare they were apparently having lmao #get it crim the show must go on #the deep green

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crim's on-camera acting makes me yell, what do you mean they keep looking at their palm or touching their hand when they're nervous, you can't do this to me

#tdg #crim sisyphus #CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME

🟩 homeiswheretheglowberriesgrow

being a crim-only viewer is so funny 'cause the mutuals have been talking about kore's backstory clues for literally months and sisyphus has only stumbled onto that story today because icarus literally dragged them into looking at it

because they've spent the best part of the last three months in a CAVE

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become a rozu viewer, see the sun

🪨 sisyfish Follow

I rather like this cave actually

🟩 homeiswheretheglowberriesgrow

I didn't know Sisyphus had a tumblr

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you can't trust a single thing I say

#tdg #crim sisyphus #elle icarus #my art #tdg fanart #they..........

🪨 sisyfish Follow

can we STOP with the baseless accusations that the massacre was planned AGAIN PLEASE. everyone on the server has stated multiple times that it was an accident by crim and then plot from it started there. it was not pre-planned. this comes up every time there's major lore and I'm so sick of it

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I'm also sick of seeing ppl speculate crim did it intentionally. look at their face in that moment

yes they're a good actor, but this is clearly the face of someone who's just made a huge mistake

🪨 sisyfish Follow

it honestly makes my blood boil that anyone would suggest crim would do something like that for content. grow up

#they literally have asked what buildings and things they can destroy in lore and respected that #stop starting stupid drama based on nothing #massacre discourse #tdg neg

🪴bloomingstrangely

all I'm saying is, it looks like blood…

#tdg fanart #crim sisyphus #elle icarus #tdg

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ladies and gentlemen, icarus has teleported into the cavern!

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ladies and gentlemen, grond has teleported into the cavern (and they have both been killed in there)

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ladies and gentlemen, the marking has appeared! it's horrifying

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ladies and gentlemen, sisyphus has told grond about the cavern

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ladies and gentlemen, sisyphus has confessed to burning the trees! (accidentally :/)

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ladies and gentlemen, they are looking at the other kore lore book

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ladies and gentlemen, icarus & sisyphus are in the cavern together!

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so, uh. a lot happened today

#i did not anticipate it going this far #tdg

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everytime crim shares secrets with jason before elle I want to throttle them. in the good way

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I could fix them, but whatever it is they're currently doing is far more interesting

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letter from thalia saying "forgive yourself", marking on face looks like blood, sisyphus almost told icarus the truth about the cavern but decided against it last second, there are papers appearing in sisyphus' house that say "you know what you did", sisyphus keeps muttering "why won't it work?" in the cavern??

GANG I DON'T LIKE THIS

#the deep green

🟩 homeiswheretheglowberriesgrow

"I thought you were good" / "I already ruined everything" / "the only option is to do whatever it takes to protect yourself and the ones you love"

crim's saying something very interesting here about sisyphus' internal philosophy but I can't quite work out what it is

#where is this Going #tdg

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every time icarus reaches out and sisyphus pulls away I want to scream

#they make me ILL

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NEW PLAYLIST ALERT

#glad to see someone's as mentally ill about them as we are #also whooo official duo name!! #the deep green

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we already have a stream confirmed for next saturday, icarus hasn't come back to check on the papers situation yet, rozu is confirmed to be coming on, crim said last night 'it will get worse before it gets better'

#the deep green #lord help us all

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nice

#tdg

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sisyphus shoring up the alliance with grond the other night

#i love these two they're absolutely as bad as each other #politics duo ftw #tdg

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elle admitting she wasn't nessecarily thinking in character for the your obedient servant situation is so funny like. this stuff always happens in rp and it's so hard to work around later but it's made worse by crim's inability to take any situation lightly ever

#calm down always in character give her a break i BEG #the deep green

🪴bloomingstrangely

anxious bird & wet cat

🪴bloomingstrangely

WAIT CAT AND BIRD HMM

#this is not a manifesting moment apollo dni #someone pointed it out in the tags and i wanted to yell #tdg

[vivianbernadetteaurora]

Sagittarius or 9th house films 👐🍺😜🌵🐎🏖🎱♐️

Here are some Sagittarian films or ninth house people for starters I have put gentlemen before his blondes for some reason I feel like a film where they're traveling and they're out it's here on a boat makes sense for a sad since travel is ruled by them and the fact that they think that Marilyn is a cornartist I mean yes she deceives men but like she says a woman can be pretty and no one bats and either but a man does something and it's completely different it's a fun Marilyn Monroe film not too deep but a fun film for all, the next time I have put is Pulp Fiction it is weird twist and turns it's fun it's not too well it is complicated actually but it's passionate it's fun it's you never know what it's gonna turn there's a bit of a Love Story and it's a great Quentin Tarantino film one of the best films of the 90s some great plot twists coming from the weird minor of Quentin Tarantino there's some strange parts as well which you guys love, next I put moonlight which follows three parts of a story of a person using different names for each part of the chapters in The Story it's sad it's realistic is honest it's raw and I know that and he Sagittarius would like this film it's all very moving. The last one I've put here is a good old-fashioned Love Story another one that's on a boat but it's a Colt classic it's a my big Motion Picture James Cameron's Titanic with Rose and Jack Rose comes from a wealthy background and is known a long high societies she feels trapped with her partner, she tries to end it all on the edge of the boat this is when she meets Jack the hero whose come from nothing and actually won his ticket through gambling it's a beautiful romance but it's also very very sad because it's a true story they love story isn't but obviously loads of people lost their life on the Titanic but who knows they could have been a Jack and rose I just thought it's a nice romantic classic for you guys when you're feeling that way.

[rubberizer92]

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[the-cactus-mage]

New Introduction!

Gooooood evening Ladies, Gentlemen, and all who may identify otherwise! My name is July, and I will be your host for this evening

About me:

I am the Cactus Mage.

More specifically, I'm a girlflux transfem with Autism, OCD, Depression, and Anxiety. I'm taken by @trombonerman 💜💜💜, and am not looking.

Pronouns: Some combination of She/Her, They/Them, and It/Its (when in doubt, use She/Her)

I am a minor.

DNI:

People and blogs that are: NSFW, LGBTQ-phobic, Racist, Sexist, or any/all other forms of Bigotry, kindly do not interact 😀

Thank youuu!

About me (continued) and more under the cut

About me (continued):

I am a stage performer! (i.e. I'm a raging theatre kid)

I am also an organist and a percussionist. (For those who don't know what "organist" means, that means I play the pipe organ. For those who don't know what that is, you're too young to have a phone, let alone access to tumblr. For those who do know what that is, it's about time you were put into a retirement home.)

I also speak German! / Ich spreche auch Deutsch!

I make music! Usually I only write for the organ though

I made really cool trans flag art once. That's my only big accomplishment in life. (The related post is on my blog somewhere.)

I'm Myrsexual. To put it simply, my asexuality is constantly in a state of quantum superposition (i.e. I experience most of the acespec at the same time. Sound confusing and contradicting? Trust me, it is.)

What I do on tumblr:

Great question! I don't know. I'll probably mostly just be reblogging stuff, but maybe I'll post something from time to time. Who knows 🤷‍♀️

Feel free to ask me stuff though!

I also like to bug @mushroom-soup-is-my-religion sometimes 🌵

Tags I use:

#the cactus mage - this is used for anything that I post or for things that directly involve me

#the cactus speaks - for asks

#foggycacti - for posts about my boyfriend 😊

Other platforms I'm on:

Discord: thecactusmage (formerly Maki Hayashi#7029)

That's all, folks! Remember, the world is a stage. Break a leg!

Oh, wait, before you go, one question.

Would you like a cactus? I promise you won't regret it 😀🌵

[i-luvstrippers]

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[gyorogyoro]

Incorrect Quotes Collection (1/?)

Boros: Hey, what's that?! Groribas: Uh, what? Melzargard: You're eating something! Geryuganshoop: You bastard! You have food?! Groribas: I don't know what you're talking about! Geryuganshoop: Give me that![🌵 and 🐙 get in a minor pulling match, and 🐙 pulls and realizes all his legs have been eaten] AAAAAHHH!!! AAAAAHHH!!! You've been eating my legs?! Groribas: See, now this is why I didn't say anything. I knew you were gonna get like this. Geryuganshoop: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! Groribas: Look, Geryu, I... Geryuganshoop: YOU'VE BEEN EATING ME!!!! Groribas: Okay, you know what? Let's just agree to disagree.

Dr. Genus: Would you fuck a clone of yourself? Ground Dragon: I don’t want to fuck my clone because that would be gay sex and I’m not gay. Rhino Wrestler: I’m not gay, but I would still totally fuck my clone. Frog Man: I’m gay, but I still wouldn’t want to fuck my clone, that’s gross and weird. Sludge Jellyfish: I don’t want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong. Geryganshoop: I’d totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I’m good in bed. Groribas: I’d fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME? Master Joe: I’d totally do all sorts of things with my clone that I’d be embarrassed to ask someone else to do. Boros: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy. Gyoro Gyoro: It’s basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal. Slugerous: It’s not the same as masturbating; it would be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad! Monocle: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil? Kombu Infinity: Not only would I have sex with my clone, but I’d probably make a whole bunch of clones and just get it on with them all at once because that’s how pro-clone-fucking I am. Armored Gorilla: You guys are nasty and I'm, frankly, a little concerned.

Phoenix Man: Why not use your knowledge of the future to play the stock market? We could make trillions. Gyoro Gyoro: Why make trillions when we can make… billions? Garou: A trillion is more than a billion, numbnuts. Gyoro Gyoro: Alright, zip it! Garou: You know, you can’t even– Gyoro Gyoro: Zip it! Ziiiiiip. Garou: Look, all I’m– Gyoro Gyoro: Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, ex-zip it A. Garou: Phoenix Man, would you please back me up? Gyoro Gyoro: Look, I’m Zippy Longstockings! Garou: Ugh, I can’t… Gyoro Gyoro: When a problem comes along, you must zip it! Zip it good! Garou: Orochi, would you please– Gyoro Gyoro: *faux Japanese* Subtitle: Zip it. Garou: I’m just trying to– Gyoro Gyoro: Zip! Would you like to have a suckle of my "zipple"? Garou: I want you– Stop– Listen– All I’m– You know– You’re like a child– Talking– If you– Just– One time– Gyoro Gyoro: Zip it, unveil the time portal.

Boros: This next exercise will train you to talk like a straight man. Gyoro, we'll start with you. Repeat every word I say exactly as I say it. Me and my friends Polly and Matty are going out to drink a ton of beers. Gyoro: My friends and I are going out... but we're not drinking. Those are empty calories. Boros: Then we'll play full-contact football in the park with no pads or helmets. Gyoro: Then we're gathering at Alan and Omar's for bad-movie night. Boros: Then it's straight to the bars to find women to have sex with. Gyoro: Then it's straight to the gym for crunches... and eye contact with strangers. Boros: Gyoro! Gyoro: Don't give me that look. That's what you said. I said it right back to you.

Groribas: Melz, you wanna go get some cotton candy? That would make me happy, or should I say gay?Melzargard: Good one, man. Geryuganshoop: All right, they're gay. Ha ha. Groribas: Ha-ha-ha. Geryuganshoop: Now, here's trailer number seven. We gotta go talk to Bug God. Groribas: No, you go ahead, Shoop. Melzargard and I are gonna go out in the parking lot and make out. We're both men. We're both men. Melzargard: Ribas, man. You're on a roll, man. Geryuganshoop: Jerks.

[redand51ue]

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[pppalace]

*giggles hard* Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome... DEATH PUSSY! Hello Cleveland! - 🌵

*snorts* god, i love you.