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cable-salamdr · 4 months ago

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Nah man this 8ft black and white thing wandered onto my lawn AGAIN this is the third time I’m calling his husband to come pick them up!!!

(dsmp posting in 2024?? When the last thing I’ve drawn digitally of them was in April 2022???? Wiiiilllddd. What am I even doing.)

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pleucas · 1 year ago

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most feared duo in yokohama

#pleuart #pleucas #bsd #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #chuuya #chuuya nakahara #dazai #skk #soukoku #chuuyas bike is so underrated and absurd #i know that it’s a very heartfelt and important gift but i see it as support for his descent into hedonism #if dazai can’t drive a car he sure as fuck can’t ride a bike or motorcycle #sorry for the inaccurate motorcycle anatomy #i had to make it so that a racing bike would fit two people :c #and apologies for the lack of horrific bright magenta #it just didn’t fit the color scheme 😔

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thedreadvampy · 2 years ago

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Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

very this

#red said #it's just. I'm obsessed.#everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong #this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT #because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION #i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this?#why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered #but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances #then she left and nothing else occurred'#if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING #i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened #because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all.#a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman #b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening #c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that?#you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much #it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'

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floccinaucinihilipilificationa · 2 years ago

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#selfie bee #me telling a coworker who I have been working with for 4 months and whose name I do not know about my toenails #i'm sorry Tobias (?? Paul ??) it was the only topic I could come up with after I already told you about the big bird I saw in 8th grade #FRIENDS how are you!! :) how has the new year been so far!!#did you have a lot of snow on christmas!#we did and it was really fun! I had a very bad cold so I just watched the snow from inside but that was good too c:#do you have any plans for the new year?#i always have lot and most of the time I do not do any of them but planning is fun #this year I REALLY want to watch all of Star Trek ヽ(´∇｀)ﾉ #I would also love to learn how to make a handstand #imagine if you could just make yourself upside down #but it is a far away dream because honestly I am not very good at being usual side up most of the time either #but I will try probably at least 2 times to learn it ( ᐛ )#maybe I'll finally finish that website!#new years are good and fun #it's wild to think about how much daily life has changed since last year but I feel just the same :)#who knows what this year will bring!#I hope I don't hit a pheasant with my car #I almost hit a pheasant with my car last year and the pheasant made direct eye contact #I wonder how he is doing today #since that moment I think about pheasants a lot #I knew they were real but I had never seen one #just to know they are out there is a mystical feeling #right know it is raining so all the pheasants might be wet #get dry soon pheasants!!#I don't think I've ever seen a wet bird either #I don't know what do do with all these birds thoughts #also thank you for the person who asked about my skirt!! ( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅#I've finished it and its really really bad #but I love it

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deimcs · 16 days ago

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Assan! You know it's not feeding time yet! I think he disagrees. See you later.

#daedit #datvedit #dragonageedit #gamingedit #rook x davrin #davrin #assan #dragon age #datv #datv spoilers #dragon age the veilguard #trystan thorne #edits #the quality of the recording went downhill for reasons unknown #but i had to have this on my blog cause god.#the tension #sorry to say but everything people were so sure lucanis would be is right here and you're missing out #love that lil griffon but if he c*ckblocks them one more time i'm gonna do something drastic

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uncanny-tranny · 1 year ago

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Hey, if you have speech impediments, you are so amazing.

If you stutter or have a lisp or misspeak easily or you have a flat affect or a limited verbal vocabulary or if your voice is AAC or if you just have a difference in your vocality, you are so incredibly important and amazing.

Just know that your voice is yours. Nobody will ever be able to truly take it away. Your voice is part of you, and you deserve to make it as true to you as you deem fit. I hope you have the space to grow with your voice and whatever about it makes it unique.

#positivity #disability positivity #partially because so much of voical differences arise from disability #i've developed a really annoying lisp-ish issue #and it's hard to be positive about it because it makes me feel like i'll be treated as lesser because it's a 'childish' affect #but i literally can't help it unless i spend 110% of my focus on it. and i don't have that amount of energy #but it makes me think about others and especially those who have it more intensely than i do #and i just want to uplift everybody because vocal differences are neutral at worst #man my dad always tells a story about this coworker he had who had a stutter like you wouldn't believe...#...and he was fucking BRUTALIZED for it... 'c-c-c-c-CAN YOU GET TO THE POINT?!' is how people would talk to him...#...and obviously that made his stutter twice as fucking worse and i can't imagine the shame and humiliation that followed...#...i hope he learned that those assholes were a fucking waste of time and that he doesn't have to deal with that...#...like i'm sorry but there is no fucking need to be that sadistic toward somebody who is obviously already anxious and worried

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cheatsylu · 6 months ago

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Omg..... for requests maybe any of the boys playing dress-up, or the colors :]]] your style is soooooo cute i love it!!! 💙💙

Red is a victim

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu #lu four #lu colours #thanks for your request c:#sorry i took a million years #got stuck into rewatching the tinkerbell movies #had me in a violent grip #i prevailed #also THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT :DDD #i should probably watermark these #too late #i wont regret that i bet #cheatsyy

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crowsgrudge · 1 year ago

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fionna's world being represented by a dandelion makes so much sense ... they're weeds. yet people make wishes through them, changing their whole meaning from something meant to be destroyed to something hopeful.

dandelions are also resilient and it makes sense that something associated with them would. you know. perservere despite the destruction caused by the scarab.

but ultimately i think what REALLY made me tear up over this is that dandelions are really boring plants. when you're a kid you blow on them and make your wish but they're not eyecatching or anything but still, fionna's final wish was for her old world to still exist as it was when she left it (> plain and simple. boring even).

like the moment she realized she would lose her friends, and that her friends might forget each other if the world got its magic back, she immediately decided she didn't want it and I think that ties back to the dandelion metaphor so well... like, do you really need magic to be real to find it everywhere? or can you turn something boring into something magical?

#remi rambles #fionna and cake #f&c spoilers #sorry i have many Not Silly thoughts about the finale #i looove fionna she was such a wonderful character .. so well written and real TO ME #shes my best friend shes my everything shes silly she makes me so emotional #like even when simon told her he was gonna wear the crown to get the magic back to her world #< the moment she realized he would go crazy she started to think about it #like she wont sacrifice a friend just to get what she really wants #i really loved her journey through the show idk #going from being so over her routine > finding out magic can be dark too > making her own magical world just by loving her friends #like its so much more than 'the power of friendship will save us!!'#yes she saved the world thanks to the love she had for her friends but it was backed up by a full journey beforehand #i think. the line about having functional toilets (while still being a p good joke) makes the point so much clearer #we have been to the end of the universe and back but we have functioning toilets !!!#like do u get it. do i sound crazy #< crazy person voice #anyway yes im done sorry #live laugh love fionna and cake

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abattoirstars · 15 days ago

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John Darnielle and John Oliver in the Brooklyn Masonic Temple for the AIDS Walk Benefit (2008)

#john darnielle #john oliver #the mountain goats #john oliver you beautiful man i knew you had it in you. i knew it couldn't just be colbert. you will always be the beleagured #liverpool fc loving bugle cohost of my heart #sorry for squeeing at this photo of Two Normal Men. it doesn't happen often for me you must understand #also i call c hellkitepriest on this a lot but if you saw a this photo next to what my dad looked like in 2008 you'd have me committed #my left-of-resistance-lib little meow meows. smile.

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trustme-imamedic · 4 months ago

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⸸ Unholy ⸸

#//FGJKSH YA GIRL BEEN PAINTING THIS FOR YEARS #//YALL ALMOST GOT A PEDELESS VERSION BUT I F O R C E D MYSELF LMAO #//Im done with this im calling it done #//can you guess what song had just came out when I started this?#//yeah its t h a t old #tf pharma #idw pharma #pharma #is this? nsft?#im not sure idc #:)#maccadam #//tumblr eats the quality of this pic sorry #Red's Rembrandt #//I really like how his wings go upwards when he puts his arms up over his head

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avephelis · 7 months ago

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shaking my treat bag at the poor starving wretches in my basement. here is erm. quick weylins and pretzel beating ctommy in chess for @boygirlctommy

#nobody better say shit about the chess board i KNOW it's innacurate idgaf. swagever.#jrwi #viv weylin #vex weylin #the weylin twins #viv and vex #gillion tidestrider #jrwi pretzel #c!tommy #avepharts #anyway sorry for not posting art for a billion years had an episode 🔥🔥 will happen again #oh i guess uh #gore #cw organs #cw gore #<- very stylised but just to be safe #oh wait #jrwi riptide #the suckening

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sirtadcooper · 1 year ago

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What do you need?

I've got half a pouch for my last smoke. That will do for me.

#the terror #theterroredit #the terror amc #amc the terror #thomas blanky #ian hart #the c the c the open c #periodedit #perioddramaedit #*mine #*edits #500 #for the anon who requested something with blanky <3 #sorry it's sad i teared up a bit making this #i gave in and started a slow rewatch last night and when goodsir said this i knew what i had to do #i've been stuck on this edit and that rewatch was just what i needed i guess!

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susie-dreemurr · 1 year ago

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Oh, so when Bad tortures a guy who might be is responsible for children suffering he’s popping off, but when I, Quackity from Las Nevadas,

#c!quackity #qsmp #qsmpblr #badboyhalo #quackity #dsmp #las Nevadas #sorry I had to make this joke #mine #dreamsmp

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qarameiio · 2 years ago

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Wilbur's gaze falls wearily past his column of cigarette smoke. Past the bleary gray of nicotine, a bouquet of yellow flowers swims into view, uncharacteristically vibrant against the muddy concrete; clasped around their stems were the small hands of a little girl.

"Papa?"

Behind the flowers was a little face, framed by curly auburn hair; the sun turns her chocolate eyes golden as they stare innocently at him. Wilbur's jaw goes slack.

She's the spitting image of all the people he's ever loved.

🌻🌻🌻

#qsmp fanart #tallulah qsmp #wilbur soot fanart #c!wilbur #q!wilbur #i had a pretty awful evening today #had one of them neurodivergent crying meltdowns #so um.. i wrote this lol #sorry if its a little corny #im not very good at writing #my fart

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downydig · 1 year ago

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Cooper plush for you and me!

#my art #puppet stuff!#he has beans in his bit and is strawberry scented!#he loves you and wants to keep you warm! <: - )c #cooper beagle #ocs #I made this a month ago or so but I have had a hard time photographing him! sorry sorry!

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yeloenk · 22 days ago

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im actually devastated i missed the prism ink merch oh my stars. comyet drop it like one more time and my life is yours always and forever please please pretty please im going to explode

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