#(<- it’s cuz I don’t try yada yada) I would actually really genuinely do. a lot of things to be in the spot

[higgs-the-god]

Very cool for my aunt to ruin my good mood streak 👍 again

[aceofheartsssss]

❤️ Deadpool 🖤 and 💛 Wolverine🖤 x Reader Scenarios

Yes, I’ve got a thing for them, how did you know? Everybody is in LOVE with Deadpool and Wolverine and I’ve seen some bubs say that they want fics and I want them too, so I made some scenariossss cuz DAMN IT, Wade and Logan are hot~ Go read my older stuff they feel abandoned :( Summary: Scenarios on how they’d act if they had a crush on you, how they’d act if y’all were a thing, yada yada, fluff, slight spiciness, etc. Let’s fucking go! ❤️💛 Warnings: Swearing, slightly spicy, and mentions of violence but y’all gon have to get used to that on my blog-

- Deadpool/Wade (I’ve loved him for years, he’s just so fineeee~)

How you’d act as friends (but you grew on him tho)

Sometimes he accidentally starts acting a little less intense and silly, and more soft around you, then he quickly snaps out of it

He keeps flirting, usual for him, but his flirting is more intense around you

He doesn’t want to admit his feelings because he thinks you’ll reject him because of his scarred body and face (aww ☹️)

He’s always showing off and posing whenever he fights and kills around you~

He keeps trying to hug, touch, kiss and do shit like that (it’s Deadpool, c’mon man)

He literally does not shut up for one second around you

He actually blushes underneath the mask when you actually say something nice to him instead of yelling (he’s so glad you can’t see his face most of the time 👉👈)

You love to watch movies and shit with him because he makes them way more fun than they already are

He finds his own crazy, actually insane ways to spend a lot of time with you (like you don’t wanna know his complicated plots-)

He likes giving you the most random and useless things (aww)

He secretly loves it when you genuinely laugh at his shenanigans

He really knows how to stick to you so he’ll slowly grow on you like mold

How you’d act as partners (he’s stuck on like glue)

Now that he’s got full access to you, he will never stop touching you (cuddling, hand holding, hugging, poking, kissing, getting it on, etc.)

He constantly reminds you how he feels about you~

Constant compliments cuz yeah- 😭❤️

”Sweetheart,” “Babe,” “Baby,” “My love-”

He’s mostly dom but switches cuz he really enjoys being, uhh… (well, you watched the movies…)

He could and probably would kill anyone who tried to hurt you in any way possible (traumatized red man hates evil ppl 🗡️)

You best believe he’s good getting shit on, considering the experience and his super-powered… tools... (He’s really good…)

He’s the kind of guy who would literally never cheat and would quite literally be in love with you… forever (I mean it, he really is like that-)

He’d go broke trying to buy you stuff he thinks you want- 😭

You best believe that he’d do anything in his power to make sure you guys can be together as long as possible (he’d make a deal with the devil if it meant you had an extended lifespan like his)

He likes eating and chatting with you (so fun- 🌮🍔🍕)

He is the best hugger and cuddle-r with that big, strong, textured body~ (imagine omg-)

Beneath all the trauma, the killing, the humor, jokes, he really is just a big, soft, cuddly boi 👏✨

He’s just a playful guy, like you’d never get bored

-

Wolverine/Logan (as feral as an actual wolverine for him~)

How you’d act as friends (he kinda doesn’t know he likes you)

He’s nicer (slightly) to you than to anyone else and he doesn’t know why

He taunts other people (*cough* Wade-) along with you instead of against you (despite what he usually does)

He throws out an accidental compliment here and there (his eyes go wide when he realizes~ 💛)

Out of character for him, he snaps at people who mock, taunt, tease, flirt, or throw insults at you (I wonder why~)

You’ll catch him smirking or smiling before he fixes it and frowns again

He’s so touch starved but can’t say anything because of his own Wolverine-y reasons (tough boi 😔)

He’ll melt if you initiate the touches (hugs, cheek kisses, hand holding, random “friendly” patting, etc.)

He finds himself hanging around you more than anyone else despite apparently hating people

How you’d act as partners (he wants you as much as possible)

He’d spent as much time with you as possible, always holding you tight

He compliments you however he can

He never wants to let you go (he’s scared of losing you because of his extended lifespan)

Get ready for the most overprotective, husband material man, who’d likely beat anyone to a pulp for you~

He’d give the nastiest death glare to anyone that’s being negative towards you (it’s so sexy tho-)

Don’t tease or taunt him… (or do 😰)

He’s always a stiff man, but around you he’s just… different

He melts at your touch, and this kitty definitely has Puss in Boots eyes (🥺)

”Love,” “Doll,” “Bub,” “Darlin’,”

He def dom all the time, y’all seen the movies-

He’s very good btw. Like a loooot- Soft but rough ngl (idk how but he is, trust-)

He’s into pain… *wink* (canon btw)

He’d treat you right like a fucking gentleman

He’s a nice cuddle-r despite the tough exterior (he’s so touchable, he’d squeeze you so tightttt)

He’s just a comforting, big, strong guy, who wouldn’t want that?

There we go, bubs. Had to get it outta my system~

Lemme know if ya liked my writing, I need the compliments/advice.

(Yessss tie them up…)

[soggyyycereal]

I’VE DECIDED HERE WE GO OC LORE INFODUMP I’M GOING TO BE POSTING THEM SO MUCH AFTER THIS MEMEHEHHAUAUAUAUAUAUAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1

You guys have no idea how much I love them,, they got paragraphs upon paragraphs of lore written about them, and multiple short comics of their dynamics,, and a playlist,,, and emotes,,,, and a server,,,,, and

So… EURM… coughing…

There’s at least four of them, Vivot, Moon, Arche, and Charlie… only three of them are depicted (in red, ignore the little doodle in black that belongs to my brother HDJSJFJSJD) cuz I’ve been hyperfixated on their story and have been working on it for the past month or so… ANYWAYS

Very very VERY BASIC RUNDOWNS IS JUST…

Wow, what a nice Oc!! Oh? Oc’s sibling? Oh! And Oc’s ex! Wait.. oh what’s this? Oc’s sibling and Oc’s ex hooking up?! How scandalous!!!!

SO.. OUR STORY WILL MAJORLY FOCUS ON MOON(OC), ARCHE(OC’S SIBLING), AND VIVOT(OC’S EX)!!!!!

First and foremost, I think it’ll be easier to imagine this whole shenanigan as two books, part one and part two… Part one consisting of Moon and Vivot’s story and relationship before the breakup, and book two would focus on Arche and Vivot’s story via hookups…

SO BOOK ONE….

MOON AND VIVOT

So again.. we will have a lil bit of prologue to the book, that being Vivot(green)’s backstory… nothing too much fleshed out currently, but all I got down is that he was hurt a lot in a bunch of his past relationships, causing some of the toxic behaviour to be rubbed off onto him, making him manipulative without even realizing it before it was too late and Moon(yellow) was gone

Another thing to mention, Viv never tells Moon about his past relationships, so Yk… they don’t know why he acts the way he does and doesn’t know it’s majorly a defence mechanism…

ANYWAYS……….

They get together (again, haven’t really fleshed out how, imma need to do that sometime soon BEHAHHS), seemingly to get along great on paper… they’re both laid-back and seemingly easygoing on the surface, but by god, they are nOT… Viv is honestly just too tired to care anymore, and Moon? Their big heart often leads them to overthink and people please… what a combo!!! COUGH ANYWAYS. More conflicting attributes of theirs include Viv’s (bad) experience with relationships and Moon’s lack thereof, this being a first “serious” relationship of theirs, which leads to them being somewhat naive about what’s to come… mwehahahaha mischievous hand rub.

ANYWAYS. They get together, and Viv immediately love bombs Moon, being in a new relationship and being excited and not really knowing how to regulate his emotions. Everything seems to be going smoothly until Moon does something “wrong”. Nothing too serious, maybe accidentally double booking a date with a job interview, something small but something that’s enough to make Viv mad enough o begin the silent treatment (trademark). Again, a response caused from the behaviours he’s unconsciously picked up from his past, he doesn’t really know or want to express his anger outloud

BUT THIS FUCKS WITH MOON SO BADLY, THEM BEING AN OVERTHINKER AND ALSO NOT KNOWING HOW TO EXPRESS THEMSELVES…

So, obviously caring about Viv and the relationship, they get worried (woah!! Who would’ve guessed?). Eventually, they get what Viv was trying to “punish” them for, yk, missing the date night, and switches out a friend hang-out day for it. NOT GREAT.. BUT HEY, WHAT’S ONE HANG OUT DAY, RIGHT? At least he’s talking to me again! YAAY LOVE BOMBING!!!

But with a twist….

Viv begins to spew out passive-aggressive comments towards them about the situation, thinking it’s all in good fun but in reality Moon genuinely feels somewhat hurt about it…. So like a normal human being, they decide to talk to him about it this time

RUH ROH… HE DID NOT TAKE IT WELL…. Vivot goes onto say that it’s actually Moon’s fault for being so soft and he didn’t do anything wrong and that they should learn how to take a joke and yada yada…

Awe shieett… another silent treatment thingy…. Ghod damnit…

Except this time,, Moon doesn’t understand what they did wrong, and yk… Viv sort of refuses to tell them

AGAIN.. WITH THE PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVENESS FROM VIV… Continuously going like “my friends can take a joke, but for some reason you can’t lol” n shit. Eventually this leads to Moon becoming super duper clingy in hopes to “make things right” and to “win” Vivot back from the silent treatment and the passive-aggression.

This works, Vivot enjoying the affection and clinginess and eventually drops the silent treatment, giving the both of them an unintentional impression of a reward system within their relationship. HASHTAG EVEN MOOOOREEE LOVE BOMBING!!!! This goes on, Moon dedicating themselves to Vivot in hopes to not screw up the relationship and Viv unintentionally having Moon under his thumb. Surprising… Viv doesn’t know he’s being manipulative, since that was sort of his norm within his own past relationships while Moon doesn’t know they’re being manipulated due to their lack of experience with this sort of thing.

HOW YUMMY!!!!

This continues to go on, slowly getting worse as time goes on. Viv becomes more possessive and Moon becomes more reliant and isolated, only ever allowed to speak to their friends through their phone.

Viv notices this, and isn’t exactly pleased when he sees Moon on their phone

He goes onto complain about how they’re always on their phone and how they’re ignoring him and should be talking to him and alat.

Moon obviously loves their friends, they don’t wanna give up their conversations digitally since they’ve already surrendered their conversations physically.

“I thought it was okay considering I already spend all of my time with you anyways.”

Viv did not like that

WOAH. CLIMAX!! This leads into an argument… Moon bringing up the silent treatment they’ve been given and Vivot telling them that it was normal for relationships to be like that and this is what makes them hard. WHEN YK… THAT SHOULDN’T BE THE CASE… but Yk gaslight gatekeep girlboss I guess?

Anyways, things get so heated Moon just straight up dips.

They dip, and head over to Charlie(current partner)’s house to decompress

He’s awesome sauce we love Charlie

Anyways, Moon goes over to Charlie’s house and explains their situation

And Ruh roh… Charlie figures out that what Viv was doing…. Is manipulative! Woah!?

This hits Moon like a truck

What do you mean? No? He loved me, he wouldn’t do that!

Absolutely devastated, Moon goes into a depressive state, both because of post-breakup blues and Yk… the harsh reality setting in, realizing the person they loved so dearly and spent so much time and effort on was actively hurting them. And they didn’t even realize it. Charlie gives them a minute, giving Moon his room and a moment to themself to actually register what happened.

And Vivot?

Ooohhhhhhh Vivot…

He’s not doing so hot. I MEAN HE NEVER WAS, BUT MORE SO THAN USUAL… When he finally calms down and realizes “SHIT- THEY’RE ACTUALLY GONE OH NO WHAT DO I DO” he has a full blown breakdown- exploding Moon’s phone with apologies, missed calls, and even threats to Yk… do some not nice things to himself, and apologies again. Charlie sees this, as Moon’s phone is still out in the open as they find refuge in his room, so he opens their phone (No lock, thanks Viv) and blocks him, emptying out Moon’s inbox and just… making their phone go silent as Moon tries to work through the mind-fuckery they went through.

Now having been blocked, Viv loses his mind been MORE!!! He doesn’t know what to do now that this person, the one that he pushed away, is now actually gone. He thinks Moon blocked him (despite it actually being Charlie) and feels IMMENSE GUILT as he finally realizes that HE was the problem. He looks at a necklace they had given him, one shaped like a crescent as a gift during one of his silent sprees. He wears it as a reminder of what he’s done, pushing the one person who loved him and genuinely wanted to be with him. MmMmMmmMm Yummers

Fast forward a bit, Moon and their friends (consisting of Charlie, Asuma, and Mindy, side characters who don’t really matter rn as much as I love them) go back to the old house, wanting to retrieve any possessions Moon had left as they make their final decision to end the relationship with Vivot.

However, when they arrive at the house, Vivot is ECSTATIC to see them again, having gone through his own post-breakup depression. He’s so happy to the point he begins to cry of pure relief that they’re back again, hugging Moon before their friends pry him off of their stiff, uncomfortable body.

He’s confused

Neither of them haven’t spoken since the abrupt leaving.

“I’m here for my stuff”

DESTROYED. Any hope Vivot had prior was gone, blown to smithereens and casted off with the wind.

“What? What happened? Where did I go wrong? Why are you leaving? I can do better, I promise! Just don’t go!”

“I can’t do this anymore. I’m sorry. Just… just let me get my stuff.”

He begins to cry again, only this time overwhelmed with guilt.

He goes in for another hug, but right before their friends can pull him off again,

Moon hugs him back.

WHAT??? AFTER EVERYTHING??? Yeah, they still have a soft spot for him, even after everything. It’s hard to loose the affection you spent so long building for someone, especially after you’ve treasured them like fine jewelry for so long.

After his small sob session, Vivot pries himself off of Moon, who is somehow keeping it together in the midst of the madness. Them and their friends go inside, collecting Moon’s valuables as Viv waits outside, not wanting to watch pieces of himself be lost with each trinket they box.

By the end, Moon realizes they’re missing something, only to realize it was the crescent necklace wrapped around Vivot’s neck. They lock eyes, and Moon makes a decision.

They let him keep it.

The final box gets loaded, the two have a final conversation.

Vivot’s final attempt to convince Moon to stay.

Moon’s final decision. Finally standing their ground after so long.

And for once, Vivot listens.

Another embrace.

“I love you”

And for once, Moon doesn’t say it back.

“I know.”

Moon drives off with their stuff, and Vivot stays in his lawn, his heart as his house

Empty

ANYWYAS YEYYESAASHAHHHH!!! THAT’S MOON AND VIV’S STOORTYRYYYY!!! Moon goes onto stay with Charlie as they house search, but end up moving in with Charlie instead as they get together (yaaayyy finally a healthy relationship for the blorbo)

Vivot, however? He’s… something…. He stays with his destructive tendencies(drinking and sleeping around and alat) since he doesn’t know how to fix them and no longer sees a reason to try anymore.

And this? That leads into book two of our series… Vivot eventually gets with Arche… wHICH WILL BE CONTINUED IN ANOTHER POST SINCE THIS ONE IS ALREADY HELLA LONG WHOOPS….

Thinking about yelling into the tumblr void about my super silly characters….

Might not get much traction but hey it’s fun

[waynedunlaptheorgandonor]

caryl first date headcanon

i wrote a stream of consciousness caryl headcanon i was thinking about when i couldn’t sleep last night. no i did not proofread it. yes it is rambling nonsense. yes you can read it if you want: 

so i genuinely don’t know what the timeline for canon is gonna be now that we got bottle episodes, s11, and the spin-off, but just for a moment let us pretend that it happens during the bottle episodes and then we have all of s11 to watch caryl trying to figure out how to navigate a relationship with each other

cuz like, they gon fuck right away, bc things are gonna get heated, and tensions are gonna be high, and they’re gonna snap like a trip wire and fucking ravish each other, that’s without question

so the first little while of their relationship will be mostly getting intimately familiar with each other’s bodies down to every last freckle

but once they’ve simmered down some they’re gonna need to address the “oh shit, wait, how does a relationship work?” problem

cue: caryl’s first date

it’ll take place in commonwealth, and i’ve never read the comics and i know jack all about it outside of what i’ve skimmed, but we’re gonna ignore that for the sake of my fun post

i know enough about it to know that there are definitely places to have a date

daryl knows this too, tho he doesn’t rly think about it right away. at first he’s more confused and sort of standoffish about the whole place, bc he was always a forest-dweller even before the apocalypse, so seeing this new metropolis-like place after years of living like a gd pioneer is gonna throw him way off kilter

right up until he’s chillin’ with judith and she’s talking about how she’s excited to see her first concert, and they have restaurants, and things she’s only ever read about, and then out of nowhere she’ll pull out, “are you gonna take aunt carol on a date?” 

and daryl will stare at her

and she’ll be like “rosita was telling me about how father gabriel took her on a real date and how nice it was. you should do that for aunt carol” 

and daryl will stare at her

and then will hastily change the subject (she’ll see right through him, ofc, but she’ll let it slide)

but the thought will stick with him, and suddenly he’s looking at the schedule of upcoming concerts and plays and wondering if carol would care about any of it. does she like shakespeare? the most experience he would have had with shakespeare was ripping out a couple pages of his school copy of romeo and juliet to use to light some firewood

but maybe she’s into it???

eventually he’ll reach the inevitable conclusion that the only way this is going to work is if he actually asks her to go on a date with him, which should be easy, right? like, he was ball’s deep inside her last night and told her good morning by putting his face between his legs, so surely asking someone on a date is simple

it will not be simple

bc yeah, they fuck all the time, and obviously they’re head-over-heels in love with each other, they’re each other’s soulmates, yada yada, but also daryl’s extremely emotionally repressed and has the romance skills of a fifteen year old having his mom drive him and his date to his first homecoming dance, only worse bc he never even went to any school dances

but after Dwelling On It for ages he’ll finally get fed up with himself and will vow to stop being a pussy. he’ll ask her before the day’s over or he’ll shoot a bolt into his own foot, ok, no more excuses

so the whole day he’s jittery af

you’d think he’s trying to pop the question, but all he wants to do is go eat dinner with carol and then watch some people recite lines from a play written hundreds of years ago, like, what is his Deal(tm)??? 

(his deal is, ofc, that he waited so long to have her, and now every new thing feels tenuous, bc he’d rather die than lose her, and sure she knows him better than anyone, but never in this context, and plus her last dude basically bled passion and romance no matter how obnoxious, and what if she realizes just how fucking clueless he is and decides she doesn’t really want to be with a middle-aged man who still gets tongue-tied around a pretty girl?)

(but also she deserves a gd date, alright? she deserves it, and so he’s going to give it to her, even if going face-to-face with a walker horde is less intimidating)

carol notices something’s off with him right away, but she waits until after dinner, when the kids have gone to their rooms and the two of them are alone washing dishes to ask, “hey, so what the fuck?” 

and daryl will be like, k, it’s now or never

and he will 100% make a fool of himself by stumbling alllll over his words, like, “nothin’s wrong, i’m fine, everythin’s real fine, i was just wonderin’ if mb you’d wanna, y’know, i dunno, they got all these shows and shit that we ain’t had in forever and i didn’t know if mb you’d wanna go see one? and mb get some food? with me, i mean. like, together. like i’d take you there and we could do those things, like a, you know, a date. but it’s cool if not, no worries, i get it if it’s not your thing, but i just thought i’d ask, but no, you’re right, it’s stupid, forget i said anythin’, hey look at the time, well i’m beat, gonna go to sleep now, goodbye”

and carol will go, “hold up”

and she’ll take daryl by the wrist before he can flee the room (bc he definitely intends to), and pulls him close and kisses him all sweet, and she’s gotta stand on her tiptoes to do it bc she’s in a pair of knit socks and he’s got his boots on so there’s more of a height difference than usual, and after she’s successfully managed to keep daryl from falling straight into a panic spiral, she’ll whisper, “i’d love to, let’s go this weekend”

and then she’ll just turn back to doing dishes without another word on the matter 

(bc, as previously stated, she knows daryl better than anyone, and she knows exactly what all his insecurities are and how much it must have taken him to ask her that, and so she’s not gonna harp on it or tease him)

(daryl recognizes this and loves her desperately for it)

the actual date is way easier than daryl expected

bc he spent all this time hyping it up, but when it comes right down to it, he just gets to spend a night with carol where they don’t have the kids to worry about, or any council business, and they just get to enjoy each other’s company

she even dressed up a little for him, which was unnecessary, but he most certainly appreciates it and can’t wait to tear the outfit off of her later

(it does make him regret the fact that he’s only had one pair of pants for the past ten years, but she doesn’t seem to mind)

they end up seeing a shakespeare play

daryl understands like 2% at best, but carol holds his hand and rests her head on his shoulder the whole time, and apparently it’s a comedy bc she laughs a lot, and that alone makes it worth it

they fuck like crazy when they get home, obviously

but it’s different than it had been previously, bc now their “togetherness” seems more solidified

like, they’re officially a “couple” now

like the type of couple that gets a babysitter for the night so they can go to the apocalyptic version of dinner and a movie together and then have sex and then fall asleep right afterwards bc they’re domestic af

and like, deep down both of them knows that this isn’t the life that they’re meant to live in forever, a la commonwealth/domestic bliss, and he wasn’t kidding when he told her new mexico was still out there, and he can feel a shift coming sooner rather than later

but he also knows they’ll be together when it happens, and they’ll figure out their own version of “date night” when they’re out exploring

but for now he’s content to do it the old fashioned way, though

when she falls asleep on his chest that night he rubs her back and kisses the top of her head, and he’s already planning their next night out

he might pick a show with modern english, though

but it’s not required

just so long as they’re together

the end 

[saipng]

re7 anon, im bad with horror in general so im progressing really slowly but i genuinely thought losing hands was a re8 thing and i felt quite bad for ethan when he lost his left hand like .. he got it back but also i wish he could keep his hands. also if you don't mind me asking, why is re8 a bad game? i dont know anything about this franchise i just jumped straight into the 7th game with 0 knowledge

man oh man how i WISH you hadn’t asked that, for both our sakes. cuz now it is 5 am the day after my birth and there is no way that i am not going to go into an overtly long rant that idk if anyone will care about. but hey, you brought this upon us, so.

without spoilers, why is re8 a bad, bad game?

well, you see. that is simply because it is not a game.

it is a part of a franchise.

listen. listen here. what the hell is that supposed to mean???

there are plenty of franchised games, right. just because a game is part of a franchise, or even a sequel to another game, obviously doesn’t make it automatically bad.

the reason re8 is bad, however, is because that’s all it’s meant to be. it is a sequel and a prequel to yet another sequel. it is not a game.

because, if you look at it from the point of view of a self contained game, it is bad.

the story is all over the place. absolutely nothing is answered or explained, and only more questions are created with the promise to be explored in future games. new characters are introduced only to be very obvious sequel baiting, and absolutely none of them are explored beyond the surfacest of surface levels.

moreover, the reason for things to happen simply isn’t there. the story is so bad, the characters in canon literally cannot explain it to you. the reason is ‘just cuz’. it feels like capcom threw all of their budget into rendering every follicle on dimitrescu’s tiddies as opposed to actually creating a cohesive narrative that doesn’t fall apart at the simplest probing.

see, the reason that re7 worked and re8 doesn’t was because re7 was a GAME. any person, even a person like you, who has never heard of anything resident evil before or even cared about the franchise, could jump in and enjoy their experience with it. the horror works, the story works, the characters work. the pacing is immaculate. i’m not saying it’s a perfect game obviously, but it WORKS and it is FUN. and, for those who DO know resident evil, you get the hints and implications and the lore and even a familiar face and eventually, the dlc. it was an AMAZING reboot to the franchise.

re8 though? re8 assumes you’ve played all of resident evil games before and you’ve enjoyed them immensely and you want more and you will play again and again and again.

im not saying that a game, especially a sequel, has to be completely free of references or call backs to previous games or work alone without any previous knowledge. i mean. that’s not how sequels work.

but in the end, they’re still supposed to make sense. a game is supposed to be that - a game. doesn’t matter if it’s the first or eighth or seventeenth.

re8 feels like a weird wobbly bridge that you got across before the other side is finished building. it is awkward. it feels incomplete, stitched together from different concepts and ideas. they brought back ethan winters only to have no idea what to do with him. they introduced the lords only to be short term hype generators. they shoehorned in chris redfield because he is chris redfield and it really doesn’t matter how much he doesn’t fit.

in my humble opinion, the game needs to be at least 5 hours longer for it to actually start making sense. at LEAST.

the characters, protagonists and antagonists alike, need to actually be explored, the pacing fixed, flimsy writing tied together, map expanded, puzzles actually added in. then, it would be a better game. i don’t know about good. but definitely better.

that being said, you may be thinking. why the HELL is everyone obsessed with this trainwreck????

well, because we’re all mentally ill, that’s why.

okay, serious answer - because the less the assholes give us, the more power it gives us to project and play around. they created these extremely fun concepts and didn’t bother developing them despite the enormous potential and that pissed us all off. well, me. it pissed me off.

and, as we all know, NOTHING motivates me more than spite at this point. so me and the other content creators basically ripped the lords and ethan and rose and all the others out of capcom’s undeserving hands and said ‘okay thanks ours now’.

because dammit, resident evil village could have been SUCH a good game. the idea of it is FUN and we all love it.

the execution? perfectly terrible.

and again, i’m not saying that you’ll hate it. i think you can, and should play it (or at least watch a playthrough). and moreover, i think you’ll enjoy it. i think you’ll have fun, still. i think you’ll like it a lot, as did many others.

none of that erases the fact that it is still very much a bad, bad game.

now, i could go more into how the horror elements greatly suffered because of capcom’s desperate need to rehash re4, or just how much of re4 they actually ripped off and shoved into this game; i could talk about how ethan winters (and mia, to an extent) is a terrible character in this game and reason he works in re7; i could talk at extent why the bakers were truly scary and the lords very much arent; i could even mention all the unnecessary mechanics and how much they truly contributed jack shit to the experience.

i could, but i’m not gonna. this is long enough as it is, and i hope it all made sense, at least somewhat. i tried to not include any spoilers (as much as was possible).

and i also really hope i didn’t dissuade you from giving re8 a try.

because, like i said, it’s still fun. capcom gave us steel beams and pieces of plastic and said ‘go wild’ and we built our own playground. it’s like that post that’s like ‘this amazing new restaurant everyone talks about and you finally go there and they serve white toast bread and everyone brought their own jam’. literally that.

but it can be so good, if that’s something that you can be into !!!

oh and. this is my own personal take on the game, of course. draw your own conclusions, yada yada. but if you’re bad with horror, you’ll find this game easier to digest for sure.

anyway. periodt.😩✌️

[peterparkerincorrectquotes]

1. what do you think is going to go down in Spider-Man 3 (because damn was FFH a cliffhanger, and 2. what do you think would go down in Spider-Man 3 if Tony was still alive (because damn I love it when you pretend Tony is still alive because I DO TOO TnT)

1. ok spiderman three is gonna be me walking onto the screen and crying for exactly 3,000 seconds, screaming for another 3,000 seconds, and then recreating the time travel machine to bring tony stark back to life, kick thanos’s ass, and bitch slap mysterio.

no but in all genuineness I have no idea what’s actually gonna happen in the movie besides me crying in the back of the movie theatre fam

maybe peter goes into hiding, but that’s all I got dude

2.

• if tony was alive I think spiderman three would be entirely little snippets of tony wandering around different cities in Europe looking for anyone who wronged peter and threatening to beat the shit outta them

• it would start with tony rising from the grave and immediately he like sniffs the air and goes “the fuck, the fuck, the fuck is in the air?” he would hunt down a source to view the news and he’d see what happened with peter. after that he’d be like? on a hunt. to (1) find peter and (2) find mysterio/anyone who worked with him and BEAT THEIR COLLECTIVE ASSES

tony, running up to that one man in Holland: hAVE YOU SEEN MY SON? HE’S ABOUT THIS TALL, CLEARLY BI, BUT WE HAVEN’T HAD THE TALK

• everyone spots this one guy who looks like tony stark running around, muttering “what the FUCK where the FUCK is peter what the FUCK is going on” but they all go “is that— nah there’s no way that’s him” and so he’s not found out

• this scene repeats multiple times, with different random citizens (played by celebrities who have been made into memes, such as keanu reeves, john cena, maybe dr. phil idk) and then once with nick fury except he says “there is no FUCKING way that’s tony stark” instead

• in between short, 30s scenes of tony being hella confused and lost and worried and just really really angry at mysterio, you see peter in a deep, moving struggle with how people are treating him now. maybe he goes into hiding. maybe you see him trying to help citizens and they’re like “NO, I don’t trust help from you!” and it’s atrocious

• all while he’s battling the public (they probably stone him when he goes outside, and like no one will sell him groceries or anything, and so one of the main antagonists of the movie is just people and their perception of him), he’s also battling some super villain who is utilizing his vulnerability. the public is backing up the super villain cuz most of them think peter is evil, but the villain reveals to peter their master plan, so peter knows civilians are gonna be hurt if villain gets their way. so even tho everyone is rooting for him to die, he’s fighting the villain

• peter can’t go to school cuz he’s scared people are gonna really try to hurt him. maybe you see him hiding in an alley or something like “idk what to do Mr. Stark. I wish you were here to help me. you always knew what to do” (there is a fleeting scene of tony’s half of the adventure. he is extremely lost and confused and just like screaming at the sky in frustration as peter says this, for irony)

• peter repeatedly references how he wishes tony was there throughout the film and one time as he’s saying it, maybe as he’s losing the final battle or something, tony just sprints into the camera shot, screaming “I FOUND YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT” and u see peter get tackled by tony (it’s a hug)

• and then, they fight off the villain together, and tony captures footage revealing peter’s “evilness” is fake, and that the villain was the evil one all along, yada yada. then tony posts the footage and sends it to the news and all is well!! there’s a sappy scene about it all being okay again. ned is there, MJ is there, tony and pepper and morgan are there, may is there, all is peachy keen!

• anyway marvel should hire me is what I’m saying

[iwannapushyourdaisies]

touching on some really fucking old salt underneath the cut lmao

so about that “don’t date someone to fill your own loneliness post”, shoutout to the person who’d tried to get me to date them at least twice because of that. and also did the same to my girlfriend. but anyway, the only reasons ever cited to me were “kink compatibility” (and this was spoken before they were 18, YIKES) and “because i want someone to do cute date things with”. like,

lmao. they would never take no for an answer, basically said my platonic affection wasn’t enough, and kept trying to get me to give in because “we can draw cute things together!”, “there doesn’t need to be romance, i’m just lonely!” yada yada yada. and when i refused them, they would just... keep at it. ask why not? saying whatever they thought would prod me to give in.

i almost thought about just saying yeah, too, if only to be some sort of support for them, lol. a bit of “well, why the hell not”. and part of me is sure that if i had, maybe i would’ve become their personal villain instead.

but anyway, this is about icarus, actually. coming out of a situation where someone tries to use you makes you more afraid, obviously, and both me and icky had just gotten away from this person. and this person made me afraid to build things with the anticipation of them only serving to come crashing down, but,

i want to build things with icky, slowly but surely. we were both pretty hesitant and cautious at first because we both knew what the other had been through, and dear god. that consideration was so NICE. being given a heartfelt, tentative confession, assuring me that they’d still want to be friends and treasured any and all time with me, and very much allowing me a way out if i wanted... fuck dude, get you a freak like that. and of course i said HELL YEAH and now we’re here, and.

i love them so much?? i love them so much. we’re still building things and getting to know one another, but it’s so nice. they genuinely care about me and i want to support them, i want to help them grow, i want to pour so much into them and i know i can TRUST them. even just hanging out and playing games in a really gay manner, it makes me really happy spending that time with them

it’s just.... really really good, knowing how different they are from anyone who’d want to use me for their own gain, and i want to help treat them right and give them all the good things they deserve too. i don’t have a good conclusion to this cuz it was. mostly stream of consciousness but i love. my wife a lot

we both deserved a lot better AND WE GOT IT