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[senipsenipsenip]

Grunkle Stan is the kind of guy where if Mabel is having a sleepover and watching her ‘teen girl movies’ he would roll his eyes at it but also halfway through the movie wind up standing in the doorway with his arms crossed and watch the rest of it. Ford is the same way. Halfway through every movie Mabel looks over and realizes the Old Man Surveillance Crew is in the doorway again.

[itsybitsybatsyspider]

(here have some more plot)

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Dragon Prince au masterpost

[todayisafridaynight]

tattoo truth prequel lmao

[macroglossus]

fact one: i have to eat before i do things now or else ill have really bad nausea

fact two: if i eat before i do things i have really bad nausea

fact three: ⁉️

[evercelle]

So you do a whole lot of cool AU stuff, and have a good amount of variations of Saiouma. Is there any AU that's your favorite, or any interesting ones you think sound cool but haven't explored yet? Just curious!

ohh anon... the sheer quantity of AUs me and my v3pilled friends have rotated. something about saiou is just extremely AUable.

it's only sort of AU, but i like thinking about despair disease for v3! it's usually played light-hearted with ouma spilling his feelings for saihara, but i like 'truth serum' fics that are about how fucked up and scary it is to lose agency over one's secrets. for someone as controlled as ouma, it's a total nightmare situation...! saihara would help ouma without seizing the opportunity to question him, because saihara's past means he understands how terrifying the process of telling the truth is. that's the fic i started writing, but don't think i'll finish, alas... a truth disease story about understanding each other in spite of monokuma forcing a trope, rather than because of it ✨

for an actual AU: i recently read the summer hikaru died and not to make everything saiou (bc that manga is an INCREDIBLE piece of romantic horror storytelling and i highly recommend it!!) but the same premise would be sooo fun with saiou. 'ouma' as an entity that's quite literally a living lie...! struggling with which feelings are truth and lies! questions about personhood!! knife romance!!! yahoo

[bright-and-burning]

love the olympics love how much track is on but . i want to take a nap 😭

[fandumb-thoughts]

I am writing this primarily so that I have something to type, to look busy of course. Busy-ness (because business is a completely separate word and busyness doesn’t quite look correct because of it) is the most imperative skill one might employ in most any position in life. Maintaining an active appearance allows others to look on with approval as well as find comfort in the assumed lack of attention those who are “busy” would pay to those around them. As such, it creates a net of security.

If I, for example, am to sit in the corner of a room I should have open a laptop and I should also be typing—for most activities on a laptop involve typing. I might pause in short increments or maneuver my fingers about the trackpads as if taking a moment to puzzle a phrase together or navigating an email inbox or article, respectively. What I absolutely must not do is sit in stillness and silence. It’s unnerving that one might sit without activity. Certainly they would grow quickly bored. Worse of all, it indicates an inherent laziness of character to have the time to further one's own productivity but squander it instead.

Even the most intelligent of activities are not safe. Reading a book, but especially one whose cover indicates that it may be a novel rather than an intelligent approach to self help or financial advisory written by middle aged individuals with only their personal lived experiences as reference, is seen as a luxury activity these days. To be seen reading is to be intercepted by those confused by the practice or those envious—“Oh, I would love to join you”—and as such is threatening to the nonchalant, professional, put-together facade everyone must aim to present to the world.

Unfortunately, I find myself to have a rather impressive typing speed. Not quite as much as a friend of mine, who regularly types near 100WPM, but a close second. I have reached 120WPM in a times test before, with a few small mistakes, but find my more comfortable and average speed to be about 90WPM which is still quick enough to occasionally inspire outside commentary about it. This is unfortunate because this little aside, to appear busy in the threat of anyone walking past the empty room I am occupying, is reaching quite the impressive length and I am running out of observations to continue on.

Perhaps I will open the book I have beside me. It’s dreadful but it is that or the poetry collection I have in my bag and that will raise eyebrows for miles around and I am trying to keep my low profile. Ironically, it might be best to look at my phone, so long as I hold it like I am far older than my age. The particular grip, reminiscent of an attempt to decipher ancient hieroglyphs that have degraded significantly over the centuries, gives the appearance of the ever-important responsibilities of business correspondence and family situations which might only be dealt with in the form of a messenger app. I would, instead, be playing a mobile game of the likes of Candy Crush.

[star-ocean-peahen]

im watching atla with my grandma and it is very much up her alley which is very cute. i think her favorite part is whenever momo does something funny because she smiles the most.

[spacejammie-eimmajecaps]

Idk if light sensitivity from having a concussion is messing with my perception, but the moon is so ridiculously big and bright and beautiful right now, more so than ever.

[fooltofancy]

what if my bones were not frozen from sitting in a laundromat for two hours.

[tireur-de-carte]

Traumatized my mom with the Destiel confession scene

I can die in peace now

[todayisafridaynight]

idk if u know this but fun fact the events of yakuza 3 happen on mines birthday month woooo………..!!!

mine doesn't have an official birth month as far as i'm aware, but that does mean mine's birth month could in fact be in march .....

[theitcharchives]

"Hold the fuck up" every time I learn something about dyscalculia and mysteries of my life start to kind of make sense

[nothing-particularly-exciting]

i swear middle aged irish women are some of the loveliest people on earth

[saipng]

grief will have you screaming at the top of your lungs, crying your heart out, wailing on the floor, and then 10 seconds later you’re watching breaking bad edits on tumblr

[caterpillarinacave]

I just got first aid called for me out of nowhere, whilst feeling totally fine. Like sorry, but I can’t look that bad right???