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LISTEN i love the v-models with shutters as eyelids but nothing beats just having their optic wide open the entire time. it's great at making them look either like the bloodthirsty machines they are or like there is not a single thought coursing through their circuits
#or both!#void.txt#ultrakill#v1#v2#for some reason i can't tell if this applies to mirage too or not because while she doesn't have shutters either she does emote with the--#--inner light of her optic
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my ✨I lived, bitch✨
#personality pic just bc#hi#me#my face#selfie#girls with tattoos#post hospital stay selfies we love a sicko right#penguin socks#wombats#cute girl#pretty people#not even a week since I was discharged#can you believe it#someone is still processing#spoiler alert it's me#be my friend#please#or recommend things to watch while I get my antibiotics every night lol#or both!#message me#we're all friends here#how good does a baked potato sound AHHHHHHHH#ok#i love yall#love me#later taters#hot girl shit#(recovery is)
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Hello. I just saw your recent nsfw Chaggie and it was gorgeous. I had one question and know it'll sound weird but I ask out of respect: In the image of Chaggie in the same post, was Charlie using a strap on Vaggie?
Nope :)
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You ever get friend crushes? Like just sat here twirling my hair and kicking my feet like "haha you're so funny, what if we like, got to know each other better?" "What if you told me your favourite colour?" "What if I remembered little details and gave you little gifts haha hehe oh think nothing of it."
#just aspec things#tell you what the distinction between friend crushes and Crush crushes is trickier than you'd think#do i want to kiss you or do i want to just listen to your deep perspectives on the universe?#or both!#do i want to kiss you as a friend or do i want to kiss you because 👀#anyway I've met some cool people and i don't know how to be normal about making friends lmao#magpie.txt
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Mean this is the nicest way possible, everytime I see your art of my feed I just wanna, take a bite of it, it looks absolutely amazing.
bites you affectionately in return 💥💥💥
#i've had multiple people say they wanna eat/chew/bite my art and i'm wondering whether that's something about my style specifically#or if it's a side effect of being on the autism website bc sometimes you have to express good emotions through autistic aggression#OR BOTH!#shebbz shoutz#ask
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the fact that vampires can't see themselves in the mirror but nadja has absolutely perfect makeup all the time means that it's either laszlo or guillermo that is the one doing it for her every night
#or both!#nadja of antipaxos#laszlo cravensworth#guillermo de la cruz#what we do in the shadows#wwdits#yan is echolocating ⋆˙⟡♡
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anyway, Pacific Rim still kicks absolute ass, like there is nothing better than watching a huge robot use an oil tanker as a baseball bat to fight a giant glowing alien in the middle of a dark, neon-lit city while rock music blasts in the background
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its like really truly impressive how the democratic party is either deliberately incompetent or just the dumbest motherfuckers alive
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really funny how the vampire lestat makes lestat seem like the only vampire who knows how to have a good time
#and the reaction of every other vampire to this is to either be murderously jealous or become psychosexually obsessed with him#or both!
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screw mommy issues or daddy issues were you fetishized and oversexualized as a teen or seen as an infant or a creature that was horribly unfuckable
#or both!#delete later unless ppl like it lol#sometimes u see the instinctual disgust ppl have at ur body and ur just like. is there a cool celibate job for me
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laha ur athena std is showing
#this is either because laha has his athena tainted memories back from the soul sex#or because of the heart of sabik#or both!#ffxiv#ffxivmp#mp#6.4 spoilers#ffxiv 6.4#patch 6.4#ffxiv spoilers#6.4#ffxiv patch 6.4 spoilers#when i heard this the first time i was like WAIT A MINUTE#i have not sat through porta decumana 8 million times to not recognize this line instantly thank you
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Why is nobody talking abt the smosh reddit vid today, it was literally insane
#they were either terrifying or extremely concerning#Or both!#And then they ended with the silly lingerie story😭#smosh#smoshblr#smosh reddit stories#shayne topp#amanda lehan canto#tommy bowe#smosh pit
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Shin Hati is such a funny character. she gets like 3 lines per episode and they’re either questions or something Definitely Not About Sabine. she has no idea what’s going on at all times. she always looks like she’s in a state of confusion. she’s not even sure why she and her master took this job or what their end goal is, only that she’d follow him anywhere. she doesn’t like witches. she doesn’t like Thrawn. she’s lonely. she wants so desperately to know about the Jedi’s history, to understand the what-ifs of her own life. she envies her master, despite what he went through. she envies knowing how it used to be.
#still laughing abt how she looked offended when thrawn sent them after sabine#girl either you’ve got a bigger streak for justice than you think or you’re just gay#or both!#anyway. love her#star wars#shin hati#smokey speaks#ahsoka spoilers
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Living in my head this and rent-free that. Yknow what.
I think they SHOULD pay rent!!
If you’re going to affect my brain chemicals 24/7 then I’m going to uphold my rights under capitalism as a landlord and charge for that!!!!!
#i do not support landlords#i do not support capitalism#i am however essentially running a rundown apartment complex full or primarily 50 year old men and alcoholics!#or both!#so many men#so many thoughts#who invited this guy#why is he here#why do i care about a man#ok i will list them#im having a big emotion right now!!#wolverine#deadpool#steve harrington#eddie munson#tony stark#brucie wayne#hazbin husk#the doctor#like all of him#dean winchester#apparently#why are they all like this#its so bad#i have intense brainrot#save me from this hell#of my own making#too many tags#tldr#me when men
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Willow was like what if we made a show with a massive emphasis on familial bonds and how they’ll either make you stronger or fuck you up
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