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[gabe-lovebot]

LISTEN i love the v-models with shutters as eyelids but nothing beats just having their optic wide open the entire time. it's great at making them look either like the bloodthirsty machines they are or like there is not a single thought coursing through their circuits

[solar-halos]

sometimes i wonder if we’ve crossed paths without even knowing it. and then i remember that so many of u guys live in the middle of fucking nowhere

[apnourry]

my ✨I lived, bitch✨

[barblaz-arts]

Hello. I just saw your recent nsfw Chaggie and it was gorgeous. I had one question and know it'll sound weird but I ask out of respect: In the image of Chaggie in the same post, was Charlie using a strap on Vaggie?

Nope :)

[magpiesketchins]

You ever get friend crushes? Like just sat here twirling my hair and kicking my feet like "haha you're so funny, what if we like, got to know each other better?" "What if you told me your favourite colour?" "What if I remembered little details and gave you little gifts haha hehe oh think nothing of it."

[t00thpasteface]

Mean this is the nicest way possible, everytime I see your art of my feed I just wanna, take a bite of it, it looks absolutely amazing.

bites you affectionately in return 💥💥💥

[vampiresoba]

the fact that vampires can't see themselves in the mirror but nadja has absolutely perfect makeup all the time means that it's either laszlo or guillermo that is the one doing it for her every night

[cappurrccino]

anyway, Pacific Rim still kicks absolute ass, like there is nothing better than watching a huge robot use an oil tanker as a baseball bat to fight a giant glowing alien in the middle of a dark, neon-lit city while rock music blasts in the background

[ryo-yamada]

its like really truly impressive how the democratic party is either deliberately incompetent or just the dumbest motherfuckers alive

[leguin]

really funny how the vampire lestat makes lestat seem like the only vampire who knows how to have a good time

[ear-motif]

screw mommy issues or daddy issues were you fetishized and oversexualized as a teen or seen as an infant or a creature that was horribly unfuckable

[asleepinawell]

laha ur athena std is showing

[natashasbitxh]

Why is nobody talking abt the smosh reddit vid today, it was literally insane

[smokestarrules]

Shin Hati is such a funny character. she gets like 3 lines per episode and they’re either questions or something Definitely Not About Sabine. she has no idea what’s going on at all times. she always looks like she’s in a state of confusion. she’s not even sure why she and her master took this job or what their end goal is, only that she’d follow him anywhere. she doesn’t like witches. she doesn’t like Thrawn. she’s lonely. she wants so desperately to know about the Jedi’s history, to understand the what-ifs of her own life. she envies her master, despite what he went through. she envies knowing how it used to be.

[fandomingrandom]

Living in my head this and rent-free that. Yknow what.

I think they SHOULD pay rent!!

If you’re going to affect my brain chemicals 24/7 then I’m going to uphold my rights under capitalism as a landlord and charge for that!!!!!