#( lskjfld what is this ?? i truly cannot be held responsible for what i write today )

[saltedstorm]

“quit moving!  this is my finest work here!  truly a masterpiece,” meredith smiled as she looked down.  her eyes were currently focused on nyla’s leg where she was painting a messy version of starry night, except with tiny glowing dicks among the stars.  tiny flecks of paint sprinkled on the hardwood floor as she worked, adding to her collection of household paint splatters.  “you’re not gonna want to wash this off, i bet if you chopped off your leg and sold it you’d make a fortune.” ( @ncbodyshome​ )