#( kasey meme.

[kurtmustdie]

How many genders are there

(Idk if you can tell I started running out of time towards the end oops)

[pelipper]

We found Rock at the farm. 🥵🍆

[pukenukem1]

[rickmeister]

Heard there was a meme going around of a buff woman holding someone's face, hehe

[citrisz]

"You better not be a cunty kasey kahne action figure when i get there"

Me:

[lucindasthighs]

Aaron and Ein fighting because stupid love-incest-werewolf-brainwash-bullshit<<<<Katelyn beating Ein's ass at the end of PDH s2 for hurting her little brother

[swedishghostvoice28789]

[hiddenwashington]

punderful sentence starters! *ba dum tss*

How can you spot a nosy pepper? It gets Jalapeño business!

I’m addicted to brake fluid, but it’s OK because I can stop at any time.

What did the prescriptivist owl say? Whom whom.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

Did you know deer can jump higher than the average house? It’s because of their strong hind legs and the fact that the average house can’t jump.

What did one eye say to the other? Just between you and me, something smells.

What do you say to a Llama that loves picnicking? Alpaca lunch.

I can’t stand Russian dolls. They’re so full of themselves.

Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled? He got stomach pane.

What do you call a snail that isn’t moving? An escar-stay.

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillowcases? They’re really making headlines.

If you see an Apple Store get robbed, does that make you an iWitness?

Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir? He was a little horse.

Did you hear about the woman who loved making archery supplies? Every day she went to work, she quivered with joy!

The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar. It was tense.

What’s the body temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke Warm.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on pizza? Because he ate it before it was cool.

Rumors of a food shortage at this year’s spoonerism conference turned out to be a complete lack of pies.

Don’t ever believe an atom, they make up everything.

I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy.

Did you hear that Cray computing is working on a new supercomputing cluster designed specifically to simulate mental illness? They’re calling it the Cray Cray.

Why does Waldo (from Where’s Waldo) always wear a striped shirt? He doesn’t want to be spotted.

I dropped my toothpaste, I’m crestfallen.

Girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gives it to her.

I went to a zoo the other day, but there was only one dog there. It was a Shitzu.

Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field.

[kckenobi]

just went to find my leftover wings in the fridge at 1 a.m. and I'm walking into the kitchen with my phone flashlight when I see my brother is also opening the fridge at 1 a.m. with his phone flashlight to eat my leftover wings. there was war (rock paper scissors)

[c-e-d-dreamer]

girllllll, I know we supposed to be feminists up in here, don’t need no mans going feral in our honour but boy oh boy Baby, Now We Got Bad Blood got me feeling some type of way🧎🏼‍♀️🧎🏼‍♀️🧎🏼‍♀️

Listen, @talkfantasytome always said it best!

[sinners-go-to-drink-the-wine]

Anna you’re killing me with the Jake sitting memes I love them

thank you. I have a problem.

[galacticlee3]

4 and 5 ?

Ask game here

4. Have you ever been tickled while doing something? (reading, gaming, etc.) How did it change what you were doing?

Believe it or not

I’ve actually been tickled while writing a tickle fic

One of my friends creeped up behind me and tazed my sides (she knew) and I almost dropped my iPad, and she went like “whatcha writing?”

I was red for the rest of the day xd

5. Favorite __bug name to be called?

I don’t know, maybe cuddlebug? I’m pretty sure I am one lol, makes me feel all cute and melty

[bgrtreehouse]

This is my primary ds9 takeaway

[shckingohara]

tags, teehee

[citrisz]

Guys..

[bornofrose]

~ Muse Traits Meme ~

flaws.

moody | short-tempered | emotionally unstable | whiny | controlling | conceited | possessive | paranoid | liar | impatient | cowardly | bitter | selfish | power-hungry | greedy | lazy | judgmental | forgetful | impulsive | spiteful | stubborn | sadistic | petty | unlucky | absent-minded | abusive | addict | aggressive | childish | callous | clingy | delusional | cocky | competitive | corrupt | cynical | cruel | depressed | deranged | egotistical | envious | insecure | insensitive | lustful | delinquent | guilt complex | reclusive | reckless | nervous | oversensitive

strengths.

honest | trustworthy | thoughtful | caring | brave | patient | selfless | ambitious | tolerant | lucky | intelligent | confident | focused | humble | generous | merciful | observant | wise | clever | charming | cheerful | optimistic | decisive | adaptive | calm | protective | proud | diligent | considerate | compassionate | good sportsmanship | friendly | empathetic | passionate | reliable | resourceful | sensible | sincere | witty | funny

skills & hobbies.

art | acting | astronomy | animals | archery | sports | bird watching | blacksmithing | boating | calligraphy | camping | candle making | casino gambling | ceramics | racing | chess | music | cooking | crochet | weaving | exercise | swordplay | fishing | hunting | gardening | ghost hunting | ice skating | magic | engineering | building | inventing | leather-working | martial arts | meditation | origami | parkour | people watching | swimming | puppetry | pyrotechnics (lol) | quilting | reading | collecting | shopping | socializing | storytelling | writing | traveling | exotic dancing | singing | whittling | marksmanship