#( im laughing so much )

[qandgay]

i was talking with a friend and i mentioned the term "pillow princess", and we started talking about like. opposite terms. what i meant by that was more along the lines of "service top", but he took that to mean just like, the boy version.

he just started dropping names: blanket boy, duvet dude, mattress man. fitted sheet fucker. boxspring boy. headboard hunk. he just kept GOING

[mirkwood]

The whole annatar / mirdania thing is so fucking FUNNY like you can CLEARLY see he's manipulating her AND using the galadriel compliment to get her to trust him 😭😭 bro you're insane and I respect the things you're willing to say and do to get this random elf to lose respect for celebrimbor likeeee

[deadandphilgames]

the phible

[mooninagust]

idc what anyone tells me, dangerous romance is a comedy

[latewife]

doing what I can

THIS IS SO CUTE ANDY HOW ARE YOU SO FAST SKJKJKJKJKJJHBBBBBNNN

[tearsofthedrag0n]

Sometimes I come across pictures of Bruce Dickinson and I just laugh so much

For example

[oceanreveuse]

you’re in her dms, i’m in her boop notifications. we are not the same.

[c4n1blc4tgrlcxrps]

guys i got offered weed through tumblr dms 💀

like yeah bro ill totally give you my address and money, i totally trust you, random tumblr user

[newsave]

"Me. I see nothing to be ashamed of."

[ursifors]

ive been put in time out, punish him

[effervescentdragon]

everyone go home riels mom is the only person w rights actually @mickbetsch

[somlkyi]

oh my god what do you mean by that

[illululusion]

So my sibling found out they have adhd by taking my meds and being able to focus so now they are having an existential crisis

[wind-becomes-lightning]

i cantttt

[inutaffy]

😛