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doc im dying again
do you want like. mouth to mouth resuscitation or something
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I went off tumblr for a few days bc I got five asks from trump supporters that were like "don't you care about your 401k or the price of your gas?" - all of which were on anon of course
needless to say that I had decided that I would respond to one and block the rest because I was so irritated at the premise of the question. and of course I blocked the first one and the other four disappeared - meaning that the same idiot left five annoying asks in my inbox
anyways, im done being annoyed and that actually gave me a VERY GOOD laugh.
#asks!#I will write something now!#juno is halfway done but dream girl is kind of calling my name rn
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did you want me to dm you here? Or on toyhouse?
Toyhouse xD!
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hiii random fun fact or info u wanna drop on bleeding heart i wanna hear about literally anything:))))?
Roier and Jaiden are actually childhood best friends!! They grew up together (and Doied was there too I guess) and now they run a restaurant together :)
(When Jaiden is home, anyway)
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so yk that pearl and gem fanart u did a while back with them in bikinis imma need u to do my girls cleo and lizzie like that :3 !!!!
Informing her on recent events
#starsaysgarbage#mcyt#hermitcraft#hermitblr#art#my art#asks!#lizzie ldshadowlady fanart#lizzie ldshadowlady#ldshadowlady fanart#ldshadowlady#zombiecleo fanart#zombie cleo#zombiecleo#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans
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if u can draw Gordon and chell being buds…pals even…pretty please
I had SO much fun drawing this oh my god they would be best buds RAAHHGGG i gotta draw more Chell and Gordon stuff in the future
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consider... car cat x dave petter
davepeta x karkat is so appealing to me bc it's my two most favorite karkat ships in one and also davepeta is my exact gender
#i know the dave in davesprite didnt interact with karkat like regular dave but whateva#oh god whats the. ship name#art#my art#hs#homestuck#karkat#davepetasprite#davepeta#davepetakat#????#davepeta x karkat#is it so wrong to tag this davekat hehe#davekat#katnep#asks!
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We should make a poll about 'do you think I am a popular blog' because I have 0 clue how people perceive me
actually youre so right anon
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can we please get some more ren and martyn silliness
more than happy to oblige :3
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hi hello i am LOSING MY MIND over your raph & leo content,,,,,,,,, too fumkign perfect,,,,
rejoice...
#asks!#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt#my art#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#nordidia art#magnetic duo#a team#rottmnt raph#rottmnt leo
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I feel like Homelander would be caught off guard by southern mannerisms in the way that nicknames and pet names are given out very easily. Like reader is a new stylist or something and Homelander doles out a rare compliment and she just beams. "Well aren't you just a sweet thing, thank you Hun"
"Well aren't you just a sweet thing, thank you hun."
Homelander is caught off guard by your earnest words, a genuine sparkling smile on your face while you spritz his hair with a bit of hairspray.
He's used to saying similar words condescendingly. So to have you say it so genuinely and with such honest politeness totally throws him off.
People who work for him are usually annoying, either spewing out fake pleasantries or they're jittery, all scared and walking on eggshells. Either way you're different.
In his eyes this gives you good motherly qualities he's very much drawn towards. The kind of southern hospitality and attitude that just makes him want to please you just so you praise him and tell him what a sweetheart he's being all over again.
It becomes a routine anytime he sits in the dressing chair. He stares at you through the mirror in front of him already giving you a beaming smile.
And there you go again.
"Well ain't you just a ray of sunshine today. What got you all happy?"
"Just having a good day." He shrugs, melting into your hands gliding through his hair, separating the strands to see what you're working with.
Or another day you hit him with a "Well, don’t you look like a million bucks today!"
And already he's puffing his chest out, squaring his shoulders so you see him in the best of lights. And does he purr under your care... You may just be touching up his hair a bit or styling it either softly or more professionally, depending on the event Vought brought you in to style him for. However, to him it's pure self-indulgent pampering as you softly run your fingers through his hair, giving him killer scalp massages. You always take care to make him comfortable and happy.
And you're not blind. He's being painfully obvious in his growing attraction towards you.
That's why you dare to stop him before he heads out to the stage. And you pull him in placing a soft kiss on his cheek, careful not to disturb the make-up he's had put on for the camera.
"Go get ‘em, sugar, I know you’ll do great."
And he's flustered. Looking away, the-tips-of-his-ears-red kind of flustered. It's an event like any other. Like he's done thousands of times yet now it feels like his entire life depends on it.
"You betcha." He gives you a salute and a little wink and with that he's off to, for once, give the next public appearance his all. Juuust in case you're watching.
#just a lil something someting for u#my boy has the fattest praise kink#so give him a few sweet words and he's eating out of your hands#homelander x reader#fic request#asks!
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I’m very out of touch wdym subzam died??? I remember when y’all were all over that!
itzsubz updated his boundaries to no shipping ever so now vitalasubz and subzam and others are illegal
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are the chibis open for commissions if so for how mich? :0 or were they just for friends?
Yep o:! I do them for $5 x'D!
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I can’t believe qt is out here saying “if I wanted my friends only I’d invite them to Christmas dinner >:(“ miss you’re nominating a repeated felon
I’m glad that famous streamer and attempted women’s rights activist QTCinderella is officially saying that she’s cool with having convicted rapist and literal fascist Donald Trump be nominated for her awards show but that she would Not invite him for Christmas dinner
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You should draw roomies from secret life
REDRAW OF THEIR DESIGNS
#starsaysgarbage#mcyt#asks!#art#my art#grian#ethoslab fanart#ethoslab#zombie cleo fanart#zombiecleo fanart#zombie cleo#zombiecleo#grian fanart#etho fanart#etho#secret life#roomies secret life#roommates secret life#life series#traffic smp#traffic light series#the life series
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