#( also please give maryse more nicknames she would love it )

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BASICS.

FULL NAME:  Maryse Eileen Trueblood Lightwood NICKNAME:  Mary, Rizzy, Riz. GENDER:  Female. HEIGHT: 167 cm ( 5′4′’ ) AGE: Verse dependent, main verse 35 years old ZODIAC: Scorpio SPOKEN LANGUAGES:  French ( first language ), English, Latin, Spanish, Portuguese, Cantonese, Japanese and Korean.

PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS.

HAIR COLOUR:  Black. EYE COLOUR:  Sky-blue, varies according to the light, baby blue under intense light, and sapphire blue in darker settings. SKIN TONE: Very fair, with cooler more neutral undertones. BODY TYPE:  She has a willowy frame, the general hourglass shape but her hips are slightly bigger than her bust. Despite the typical muscle mass from her shadowhunter training, she still maintains a rather frail-looking appearance. DOMINANT HAND:  Ambidextrous.  POSTURE:  Maryse has the perfect posture, her back is always straight and her head held high. Her posture exudes confidence, exudes power and makes her look a lot taller than actually she is. Even when she is wounded or sick, Maryse rarely bends, not even a slight hunch of her shoulders. The only thing capable of breaking her perfect stance is emotional pain. MOST NOTICEABLE FEATURE:  The blue eyes black hair combination is every bit as impressive as it is said to be. And it is a Trueblood signature, for generations most women of the family are born with those particular features, however, Maryse's eyes remain the most unique. They are lighter than the ones before her, instead of shades resembling lapis or deep-blues, hers are sky-blue. Not only that but they are very big, coupled with her soft and delicate features they are even further highlighted on her face.

CHILDHOOD.

FIRST WORDS: Rain.  SIBLINGS: Maxwell Elias Trueblood ( older brother ) PARENTS: Adam Lysander Trueblood ( father ) & Marisa Elayne Beauvale ( mother ) PARENTAL INVOLVEMENT: Both her parents were quite involved in the upbringing of Max and Maryse, within the walls of their home, Marisa was the one to discipline and Adam the one to coddle, but when in public their roles reversed. They were strict but also loving, and when away from the prying eyes, they weren't afraid to show their children the love the needed. 

ADULT LIFE.

OCCUPATION: Head of the New York Institute, Official Clave Encoder. CURRENT RESIDENCE:   New York Institute. CLOSE FRIENDS:  Céline Herondale, Jocelyn Fairchild, Hodge Starkweather, Lucian Greymark RELATIONSHIP STATUS:  ( main ) Engaged To Robert Lightwood

                                           ( Verse Dependent ) Single/Divorced.

DRIVER’S LICENSE:  Yes. CRIMINAL RECORD:  Yes.

SEX AND ROMANCE.

SEXUAL ORIENTATION:  Bisexual  ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: Biromantic RELATIONSHIP TENDENCIES: Maryse was taught to commit to her future husband from the moment she could understand what a husband was. And that tendency to fully, completely dive into the relationship followed through with her into adulthood. Despite that, she has almost zero experience with romance and everything it entails. Her marriage to Robert almost a business transaction, therefore there wasn't a lot to learn there other than the obvious. That being said, Maryse loves deeply, her partner's happiness and well being is her number one priority when in a relationship.

MISCELLANEOUS.

CHARACTER THEME SONG:  Seras-tu là? by Sindy HOBBIES TO PASS THE TIME:  Maryse's hobbies include: singing, song-writing, cooking, reading and training. She hardly has time to do any of those, so when she does, she focus on the ones she loves the most which are singing and cooking. Both activities that she excels in.  MENTAL ILLNESS: Maryse experiences depressive episodes, and surprisingly enough, she deals with general anxiety disorder as well as social anxiety, both which she has learnt to hide from everyone including her husband. She also struggles with separation anxiety dating back to when her brother decided to part ways with the Clave. When more actively engaging in field work, Maryse would experience depersonalization, mostly as a way to cope with what she was doing or going through.

PHYSICAL ILLNESS:  She is prone to foregoing her need for food in order to work, which causes her to experience the common weakness that comes with being hours or days without proper nutrition, and it also impacts on her body as she is prone to losing weight very fast. 

tagged by: @runesanddeath​ <3 

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My Recovery ∆  one   ∆

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My Recovery

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   The beating sun was torturous, just drowning the electrolytes and water out of everyone's system the instant they walked outside the cool air conditioning. Let's also not forget the awesome humidity that follows around this time of the year in this god forgiving state. 41% of humidity. Yeah no.

   Last Monday Night Raw before the first ever Paper per view Great Balls of Fire on Sunday. Today also was the young woman's first day back to work in over a month. Her sparkling blue green eyes scanned over the Talking Stick Resort Arena, downtown Phoenix.

   Monday night raw and Tuesday night Smackdown were here in Phoenix, Arizona. It'd give the woman a couple of hours to let loose in town, and she couldn't wait. With a deep breath, her anxiety settled in realizing all eyes would be on her.

   ‘Gotta go in sooner or later.' She told herself before she extended her suitcase holding it in her right hand as her left stroke her wheelchair wheel and pushed it forward to the back of the resort arena gain access backstage.

   On her way there, her hands and arms grew tired, indicting how much she wasn't use to being in a wheel chair and how weak her upper body strength was. It was very frustrating for her, she wasn't use to any of it, and was just learning as she went.

   “Ma'am, ID please." The two security guards were posted at the back door of the stadium where the talent and WWE staff would enter through.

  Pulling the backpack that was squished between her back and her seat, pulling out her employee ID from her wallet getting the okay as they opened the door for her, and quietly tell her to have a goodnight. Sliding her ID back in her wallet, she entered backstage wondering who'd she run into.

   “Is that Miss Carter I'm seeing?!" She could recongize that voice from anywhere. WWE Veteran wrestler R-Truth (real name Ronnie Killings), who had this excited smile on his face seeing it was indeed one of favorite people I'm the company “It is you Miss Carter! My god girl! Look at you! I'm digging this."

   He moved his hand up and down refering to her wheelchair making her smile tug at the corner of her lips. R-Truth was the best making even the most sad and negative things, and bringing the positive out of it. Isabella knew her accident could have been worse, so why making it all depressing and a sob story?

   “I do too. At least I can bump into people with my wheelchair and pull the innocent card."

   The male wrestler burst out in laughter relieved she could joke a bit with everything right now.

   “See! A blessin'!" Um, she guessed. “Where you headin'? Creative meeting?"

   Giving him a nod, he said “I'll take you there,” Hooking her suitcase on her handles behind her seat, he gently pushed her as he was heading to the direction of catering. “I'm meeting up with Gold and the Hardy Boyz in catering. Just admire the dessert, torture ourselves."

   A small smile was on her lips as they appeared in front of the door with a piece of paper that posted CREATIVE TEAM, indicting the two needed to say goodbye, for now. “Well, tell them I said hello, and thank you for accompanying me.”

  “Don't thank me! See you later girl!"

  Entering the creatice team room, there were more than just the other four members; Stephanie McMahon, Hunter, and Kurt Angle. Those three definitely meant that things were bad. Stephanie and Hunter meant 'We need to get our shit together'.

  Which honestly doesn't surprise her, due to the point Monday Night Raw has one of the worst ratings on the USA Channel that she's ever seen in almost TEN years. That's what happens when she's not there for a month. Shit falls apart.

   Everyone turned to see the young woman, completely surprised to see her back so soon. Hunter was first to welcome her back, helping her unhook her suitcase on her wheelchair "Isabella, not that I'm not happy to see you, but you didn't have to come back if you weren't ready."

  "I'm fine, hate hospitals always. I'm good, I promise."

   Glad to hear someone that he's grown close to over the years was ready to get back into work. Stephanie smiled with a respectful nod "Glad to have you back Isabell," addressing the dirty blonde woman with a nickname she gave her first day here, and she went into her professional boss mode after Kurt stood next to Isabella giving her a hello as Steph got started. "Now, if you haven't noticed, our ratings are incredibly low, the lowest they've been in I want to say fifteen years. We need to fix that, immediately. Now we're here to hear what you guys have to offer."

    "We could put Bliss and Nia in a tag match agaisnt Bayley and Sasha." The 'awesome brilliant' head of raw creative suggested making Isabella roll her eyes in annoyonce and frustration being reminded on shit the Raw Womens Divison currently was in.

   Hearing some more teribble ideas they've ALREADY done, the youngest woman cleared her throat, her hands resting on her lap as she adjusted herself where she was sitting up straight "What we should do with the womens divison is have Sasha and Alexa hash it out on the mic. With their real life differences and hate for one another, it'll engage the audience.

   "Have the Miz and the Miz tirage Maryse of course, go out for Miz TV, Ambrose claim a rematch. Have Heath Slater come out and as for a title match. Ambrose has his rematch Sunday and have Heath and Miz have a title match to spark the ratings. Have Lesnar and Joe have a backstage fight," Pausing for a moment, Stephanie and Hunter grinned at one another knowing she still have her mind in work while gone.

   "Emphasis on the Wyatt and Rollins match because I'm confused why that's even happening. Broken Gimmick needs to happen like yesterday, and lastly, we need to have more of the women superstars involved on Raw, since we have three hours I'm thinking Dana and Emma fued soon. Also see about Summer coming back and fued with Sasha. Alicia and Mickie happen."

   She threw out a lot of information that she aslo had typed up in her folder. Edward Lang, the head of raw creative; male in his early 40s, tall handsome, pretty blye eyes, and could probably get any girl in his bed without breaking a sweat. He had anything but a pleasing look on her face glaring at her "Nobody wants to see Dana and Emma, Mickie James, or the rest of the divison. There's a reason why we've been standing with the four girls."

   Even this guy had a boss. Road Dogg. Yeah, and he was even a bigger asshole.

   "People want to see it, anyone but the four women. That's the point of a Women's Revolution. What's the point have having the Mae Young Classic when there are five women on Raw that haven't had a chance to shine because they aren't one of the four horse women with the exception of Alexa and Nia? It makes them," pointing at Stephanie, Kurt, and Hunter putting somw truth out there "look like a bunch of hypocrites."

   Now, this was a little too much authority for the twenty nine year old who felt her heart racing and if she lifted her hand, it be shaking uncontrollabley. She hated how the Womens Divison was treated on Raw, and how they have some like Brock Lesnar, who yes she respects a lot, as a champion who is a part timer. Raw roster was getting the shit end of the stick and they were desperate at this moment.

   "It's not that easy, the more time for them, the least for everyone else. Running this kind of show and getting the okay isn't as easy as you think it is. Thank you for your suggestions, I'll consider them." Code word for: Go fuck yourself Carter.

   Balling her hand into a fist, she knew he wasn't going to give a shit about what she said and contunie to run this company to the ground. Not able to say anything, well she could, she just didnt have the self confidence to do so, she put a fake smile on her face muttering "You're welcome."

   As their little meeting went on, Isabella found herself else where in her mind knowing this was never going to get better. Losing the best talent in the world like Austin Aries, who was not at all happy with his position in the company, that really says a lot about this company. She has dealt with this sexist and racist bullshit for years and it made her blood boil.

  Most of the time why she never says anything back was because she was afriad of getting fired; she loves the wrestlers and staff memebers here. They've been her family for a long time. What would she do with her life? This was her life, just not in the way she saw it.

  "Everyone's dismissed. Let's have a good show tonight."

   Grabbing her suitcase pulling it by her left hand, she used her right to move her wheel to leave just when Hunter started small conversation "So how you feeling?"

   "I'm doing good Hunter, just having a little of a hard time with sleeping positions. That's all."

   That wasn't exactly what he was asking, so he asked a similar question "You know Steph and I can see how much you care about everyone here. You've been here for what? Almost ten years? Ever consider maybe taking a step into a bigger role?"

   "Like as the Head of Raw Creative?"

   He gave her a nod only her be truthful "You know Vince won't ever approve of it."

   "He wouldn't, not without some convincing. I don't say this unless I believe it a hundred percent," Stopping in his tracks, she stopped when he set a hand on her shoulder and met his eyes "I see you as the Head of Creative, of both brand. Changing this place, and I have a feeling that you do too. Look, when you're ready, Steph and I will back you up but you need to find it inside that you can do it. Believe in yourself."

   Wow, okay. Fuck. That's a lot for her to take in right now. She felt her breathing get heavy and uneven but she gave him a look that she understood what he was saying, "Thank you Hunter. I needed that."

   "No problem kid, take it easy."

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   With Raw kicking off in under an hour, Edward Lang actually considered her ideas and is going through with most of them. Just of course not the Womens Divison one. Fucking asshole.

  He instructed Isabella to gather the talent together and tell them about the changes in the show. Doing that, she had everyones scripts and grew a nervous when she was giving weird looks in her new condition but she had this.

   'I got this,' She told herself as everyone's eyes were now on her.

   Ready go.

   "H-hello everyone. There has been quite some changes with tonight show and I wanted you to hear it from me and to make sure everyone's on the same page," They watched as she opened the folder on her lap.

  A certain superstar was curious and nudged his old friend "What happened to her?"

   "Renee told me that her and Paige had been doing some training in the ring. She took a bad bump and lost the feeling in her legs."

  A look of disbelief sat on the face of Seth Rollins, real name Colby Lopez "No," By the look on Jon's face, Dean Ambrose, his friend was dead serious "You're serious? That's crazy, I just don't see her trying to wrestle."

   "I'm pretty sure someones said that about us or just about everyone in this room." Ah, very vaid point.

   The two fell silent as the disable woman contunied on "Alright, bare with me everyone, I'm trying to unfuck everything, I'm gone a month and this place is going down to hell." Cracking a joke, some of the wrestlers chuckled at it agreeing, even making Colby himself chuckle.

   "Enzo, you've been moved to the opening of the show, go out there and pour your heart out on the microphone. Now, I've changed that because Rollins and Wyatt," She grabbed both mens attention "I know you two haven't been given a lot of time with this storyline, so you guys got fifteen minutes, do what you do best.

   "Miz, Maryse, and the Miz tourage will be on Miz TV, talking about Ambrose being a problem, Ambrose you come out demand a remath at Great Balls of Fire, god that is a horroble Paper per view name," She hated how it sounded and that was all they could best come up with? Chuckling softly she brought in Heath Slater "Heath, you and Ryno will come out, you say you want a title shot and you shall recieve one."

   Mike and Maryse nod knowing their get there scripts after "Brock and Joe, we will do a backstage segnment and an interview will go south and basically y'all will kill each other," Paul Heyman really liked that idea with a giant smile on his face.

   "Hardy boyz, slowly show the broken gimmick. I'm really trying to convince Vince to go with it so do your guys thing. And lastly, ladies, unfortunately you're stuck in another tag team match; Nia and Alexa vs Bayley and Sasha. For all three divisons, I know your frustrated with booking, I'm frustrated too. Bare with me and let's show Phoenix how Monday Night Raw works. If there are changes in storylines and segments I brought up, I have scripts. You're free to leave."

   As everyone who got changes for tonight, naturally got in line as the others left the room. Standing behind Mike, Maryse, and the Miz Tourage, Colby's eyes flickered over at The Boss when she said a snarky comment to the creative woman who clearly didn't want to agrue. He rolled his eyes before he ease dropped in the conversation ahead of him.

   "Now Mike, if you don't any of these, perfectly acceptable. I trust you enough to put on a great segment."

   The Intercontinental champion scanned over the many script options she gave him very impressed "No, these are amazing. All of these are exactly what I need. You're the best Bella, oh! A bunch of the talent is going out tonight, you should join us!"

   Mike and Maryse had always liked and respected Isabella; especially will being here as long as she has been. She fought for the Mike's on screen character and well as Maryse holding the Divas Champion many years ago having one of the longest divas reigns in history.

  She had no favorites, and cared for everyone, wanting everyone to be treated right.

   "Yeah, thanks for the invite. I'll be there. Tell me the details after your segment."

   Being the last one, Colby took a step forward as she greeted him "Hey Rollins, how's the knee doin'?"

    "It's doing really good actually, thanks for asking," He took the script from her hand as he head the door open for her to exit "How about you? Haven't seen you in a while."

    That made her smile, and actually smile. He noticed when she wasn't around, wheeling herself out of the room "I'm hanging in there, it's a rough transition."

    "I'm sure it is. Well, if this helps, you look great."

    As he walked along side of her, he glanced over to see her dip her head in the other direction able to catch the bright red cheeks thinking it was adorable "T-thanks, it does help," she cleared her throat a little curious "are you going out later with the others?"         "Yeah, Ceasaro and Ambrose convinced me to do so. Are you?"

   Why not? Couldn't hurt to let loose "I'll go for a little bit, I'm going to the gym first," She then emphasized "Need to work on my upper body, of course." She fixed herself, even though he was well capable of figuring that out on his own.

  He really respected that; gym before going out. In her condition, staying in  physical fitness, was very important. "Hey, I hear you, that's great. I applause you, I'll see you later tonight then?"

   "Yes, good luck tonight Mr. Rollin-"

   "Please call me Colby, It's Isabella right?"

  Giving a nod, Colby, despite working in the same company for YEARS, she had no idea that was his real name. She liked Colby, it was different. "Colby I will refer you as then, and yeah Isabella; feel free to call me Bella or really anything but Isabella, honestly I feel like I'm in trouble or in business talk. Sorry I'm rambling on."

  "No, don't be sorry, I get it," He really didn't want to stop talking to her but they both had work to do. "I'll let you get back to work, thanks for the script. If I have any questions, where can I find you at?"

   Yeah okay, really just to see her. He has this unexplainable attraction to her that he couldn't quite put his finger on.

   "I'll be catering to think or either Glam Squad with the girls."

   Ugh, shit what to say no, he was very awkward at this point. He was terrible with women, just look at hia track record with them. Terrible. "Ok sweet, I'll see you then."

   "See you around Colby."

   Parting ways, Isabella spent more of the night of the show with many of the other wrestlers to talk about their scripts and she gave some pointers and ideas to help them suceed as Colby spent most of his stealing looks in her direction, not understanding why exactly he did so.

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  So yeah, thoughts? This has been my longest chapter ever. I hope y’all enjoyed and if you’d liked to be tagged, let me know! God I’m scared of what you guys think. Be gentle?

Love ya! xoxox

-Cammy

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A WrestleMania 33 preview for people who don't watch wrestling

Going to a WrestleMania 33 viewing party? Here’s what you need to know.

So, you’ve been invited to a WrestleMania 33 watch party? First off: Congratulations for having friends who care enough about you to invite you into their home and are comfortable enough to disclose their love of WWE without fear of judgement. Now, being invited into a environment full of wrestling fans can be pretty daunting, but we’re here to help.

Essentially you’re coming to watch a TV show you haven’t seen all season and turning up for the finale. That’s what WrestleMania is. Storylines that have been developing for months will end, so we want to prep you as best we can to enjoy your evening by giving you a quick rundown on how each match got here.

WWE Championship Match Bray Wyatt (c) vs. Randy Orton

Bray Wyatt looks like a murderer in True Detective and now has dreadlocks. He’s a Bayou cult leader who likes to kiss people on the forehead before ending them.

Randy Orton is a mound of muscle packed in a Speedo whose personality is based entirely around the idea he is emotionless and calculating like a snake.

How it got here: Orton pretended he was part of Wyatt’s cult then burned the compound to the ground.

Universal Championship Match Goldberg (c) vs. Brock Lesnar

Goldberg is a buff dad who breathes in sparks on the way to the ring, so it looks like he vapes. His body hair looks painted on and he wears adorable little shorts.

Brock Lesnar is a sentient piece of angry beef brisket that’s sponsored by Jimmy Johns. He beat people up in the WWE, then UFC, and now back in WWE he’s a mythic figure.

How it got here: They fought at WrestleMania 13 years ago and there needed to be some nostalgia on the card. Goldberg demolished Lesnar for no obvious reason so now this is happening, and with a title involved.

The Undertaker vs. Roman Reigns

You probably know The Undertaker at this point. He’s big, he’s old, and people still love him. He’s only lost once at WrestleMania in history, to sandwich monster Brock Lesnar.

Roman Reigns is the physical embodiment of the word “fetch” from Mean Girls. There’s nothing functionally wrong with him, and he’s actually pretty good — but fans caught on to WWE jamming Reigns down their throat and hate him in defiance.

How it got here: WWE has wanted Reigns to be the next Undertaker for years, in terms of popularity and his place in the company. Now they’re going to try and force it come hell or high water. The set up for this match is weak and comes from Reigns eliminating Undertaker at the Royal Rumble, but the match could deliver if Undertaker doesn’t wrestle as old as he looks.

John Cena & Nikki Bella vs. The Miz & Maryse

John Cena is a legend. Nikki Bella was one of the best women wrestlers before being injured. They’re a real-life couple who talk entirely too much about boning on Total Divas.

The Miz is a former reality TV star who is cocky. Maryse is his real-life wife. They don’t talk about boning even though they are also on Total Divas.

How it got here: Maryse hit Nikki Bella with a pipe and then Miz and Maryse made a series of videos making fun of WWE’s power couple. Now the couples are at war.

Shane McMahon vs. AJ Styles

Shane McMahon is the son of WWE owners Vince and Linda McMahon. He likes to shuffle around and punch the air a lot then occasionally get in the ring and do something silly looking and super dangerous.

AJ Styles is one of the best dang things in WWE and he’s stuck wrestling Shane McMahon.

How it got here: There’s a whole bunch of longstanding history beef from the dissolving of WCW here and inside business stuff that is boring. It’s basically a dude wanting to beat up his boss.

RAW Women’s Championship Fatal 4-Way Elimination Match Bayley (c) vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax

Bayley is the plucky, hard-working paragon of virtue in WWE and everyone loves her because she’s just so dang good.

Charlotte Flair is Ric Flair’s daughter and is so great at acting evil and entitled.

Sasha Banks is Bayley’s real-life BFF who’s been relegated to sidekick way too much over the last year when in reality she’s probably the best superstar in this match. Don’t throw things at me please.

Nia Jax is awesome because she’s atypical of what WWE has looked for in women superstars in the past. She’s a powerhouse who will help change the pace of this match.

How it got here: Bayley and Charlotte have been feuding all year, Sasha got involved because she likes Bayley and Nia Jax just wants to kill everyone. Yanno, wrestling stuff.

United States Championship Match: Chris Jericho (c) vs. Kevin Owens

Chris Jericho is the aging rocker you unabashedly love even though his best years are behind him. Sure his nickname is Y2J and based around a computer disaster that never happened 17 years ago, but he’s fun.

Kevin Owens looks like someone who would work in the kitchen of a pizza restaurant. Then you see him move around and realize he’s 1,000 times more athletic than you will ever be despite being much bigger than you.

How it got here: Jericho and Owens used to be BFFs before Owens attacked his buddy. Then Jericho cost Owens the Universal Championship. Now they hate each other.

Seth Rollins vs. Triple H

Seth Rollins’ nickname is “Crossfit Jesus,” and you’ll realize why when you see him. He has a really long neck and a sweet beard and he’s awesome.

Triple H likes to climb in the ring once per year to prove he’s still got it. There will probably be some movie tie-in for his entrance, so don’t be surprised if he runs to the ring dressed like a minion or some shit. But like, a skeleton minion.

How it got here: Triple H is Rollins’ boss. Rollins used to like his boss. Now he doesn’t like his boss. Now he wants to fight his boss.

Dean Ambrose (c) vs. Baron Corbin

Dean Ambrose is the one guy in WWE I would be legitimately terrified of if he challenged me to a bar fight because I assume he has knives hidden everywhere. Just like a whole stack of knives pressed in a coat. That’s Dean Ambrose.

Baron Corbin is the kid from AV Club in high school cosplaying like a biker. He’s fine.

How it got here: Corbin crushed Ambrose with a forklift. Now he wants his title.

Champion Alexa Bliss to defend against all female SmackDown LIVE Superstars who are available to compete.

Alexa Bliss is an incredible young superstar who will absolutely lose the title because her boss doesn’t like her.

How it got here: Alexa Bliss’ boss doesn’t like her.

Raw Tag Team Championship Triple Threat Ladder Match Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson (c) vs. Enzo Amore & Big Cass vs. Cesaro & Sheamus

Okay lots of big wrestleboys here so we’ll do it quick. The ladder got added at the last second, and they have to climb it and grab the titles to win.

Gallows and Anderson look like clones of bald accountants who dress up like daddies for Halloween.

Enzo and Cass are a walking episode of Jersey Shore and somehow make it work.

Sheamus is an angry pale Irishman who looks like a Dwarf Slayer. Cesaro is amazing and Swiss and possibly an irl video game character.

How it got here: The tag teams have no stories. They just get angry and fight each other which makes them angrier and fight more.

WrestleMania kickoff show: Airing before the main pay per view on WWE Network.

The Fourth Annual Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal

A bunch of big men will stomp around a ring and throw each other out of it. This is what you thought wrestling was if you’ve never seen it before.

How it got here: Every year a bunch of big men stomp around a ring and try to throw each other out of it.

WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match Neville (c) vs. Austin Aries

Neville is an angry British man who likes to fly though the air and do neat stuff. He had no real personality until he became evil. Austin Aries’ jackets are way too ostentatious to belong to a good guy, but we’re just rolling with it for now.