#( *DRY WHEEZING* ;A;;; )

[winemom-culture]

[fishareglorious]

i'd like to think in this scene as kakania gets teary over isolde, hofmann is in her seat pointedly ignoring what's happening and there's this split-second moment between her and marcus meeting eyes and silently greta convinces her to comfort kakania.

hofmann's thoughts go something like "hm, letting marcus have hands-on experience on how to deal with emotions running high in a controlled environment is a good decision to make. also. this means i won't have to partake in any of this woman's complicated relationship drama with isolde dittasdorf.

god im not touching that with a ten foot pole as much as i can."

later does she know she gets roped into it in the worst way possible

[savage-rhi]

New battle cry of 2024: "GIVE ME THE GUMMY WORMS YOU BAMBI-EYED BITCH!"

[that-lich-queen]

Lichussy (lich pussy) so dessicated it puts the *spewing out sand* in scarmophogoghs

[sarah-sandwich]

Was nobody going to tell me I forgot to put kissing in my soulmates au???

Paradise (spread out with a butter knife)

[sir-yeehaw-paws]

I love that if I say the phrase, “The President of the United States was working on a coup with his cat boy right hand man behind the scenes” It is 100% an accurate statement in MGS with SOME tweaking.

[serueur]

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Rangi and someone: *bickering for 30 min straight* Kyoshi, to Rangi when they're alone: How did you survive the past few months/year with each other? Rangi: It helped that they were comatose.

[daisychainsandbowties]

26 for the ask game! I adore spicy food and I love how people have such differing opinions on it <3

26. how’s your spice tolerance

it’s very high my friends got me drunk last week and they thought it would be funny to lab rat me so they got this super hot chip they found online and put super hot sauce they found online on top of it and said ‘hey casper eat this’ and i’m nothing if not obedient so i was there like.. WET CRUNCH “oh this is nice.”

them: horrified

i do love spicy food though i have like 15 hot sauces that i use for everything i pour those boys into soup on top of sushi into stews (previously) on toast. i even had them on pancakes 🥰🥰 which was SO good

[thestamp3d3]

PATRCK STUMP SINGING SOUL PUNK IN 2023???? HELLO???? GOD LOVES ME ????

[hyumjim]

Fic pet peeve of the day is when someone is like a reasonably good writer but they just can’t control themselves, they can’t stop peppering in little tumblr or twitter-isms into the characters’ casual speech. Like there’s this one author whose stories I actually quite like but they keep writing characters saying “hhhhh” and “hfnfnfnfgh” OUT LOUD. takes me right out of it. Putting aside my own feelings about the relative cringe factor of this language, putting aside even the factor of “he would not fucking say that,” HOW DO YOU EVEN PRONOUNCE THAT??????

[t4tstarvingdog]

horribly sub of spicious that i might be sick

[jesterwife]

Happy Halloween, bestie!!!☺💙💙💙 I hope you and your spooky boos are doing well! 😚

Also- I just haven't been able to get the Corpse Groom Neige idea out of my head, so I made a silly little gift for you!

GAMMA. LOOK AT ME. LOOK ME IN THE EYES RIGHT NOW. I AM SOBBING I AM CRYIG I AM REDUCED I AMA ????? sO S??? OHYYMY GODS D?-???

THIS IS SO INCREDIBLE AND AMQZING IAM ACTUALLY LOSING MY FUCKING MARBLES OVER IT YOU DID ??? AN EDIT OF HIS FACE???? AND ALL THE OTHER IMAGES FIT SO WELL IM SRDBEHBWNWBD GAMMAAAAAA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THANK YOU AO MUCJ WHAT THEE UFCK!!!!!!! 💖💞💖💞💖💞💖💞💖💞💖💞

[haveihitanerve]

ROLAND ORZABAL’S Q QUESTIONNAIRE, 1995 Q: What’s the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning? R: Put in my dentures and ask my valet to prepare my wardrobe. Q: What was the first gig you went to? R: Motorhead and AC/DC at the Bath Pavilion, 1976. Q: What song do you wish you had written? R: Creep by Radiohead. Q: When did you last cry and why? R: The James Bulger tragedy. Q: What is your most treasured material possession? R: Citroën DS23 Estate, banana yellow, French leather interior, fully reconditioned engine, £5000 or nearest offer. Q: Who was the last person you slept with? R: Bob Dylan. Q: What do you think of Bob Dylan? R: He’s no good in bed. Q: What is the best advice you’ve ever received? R: When brushing your teeth, don’t forget to brush your tongue. Q: What characteristics do you think you’ve inherited from your parents? R: My father’s rage and arrogance and my mother’s stern ability to go it alone. Q: What is the biggest myth about fame? R: That it can close the hole in the ozone layer, feed the starving and find a cure for AIDS. Q: What are you like when you’re drunk? R: Good company. Q: Who would you have play you in a film? R: Emma Thompson. Q: Pick five words that describe yourself. R: Purple, clairvoyant, Saturnine, martial and lunatic. Q: Is there one piece of criticism that sticks in your mind? R: I think the serious lack of stars in the Q review of Elemental has been the cause of paralysis in my right hand, making it virtually impossible for me to pick up a guitar nowadays. Q: Do you believe in God? R: No, I believe in Gods. I think the Greeks were much closer to the truth. I think there are forces which shape events and that the universe is basically amoral. Q: What is your most unpleasant characteristic? R: I have an uncanny knack of being able to wish ill upon people and witnessing the fruits of my labour. Q: What is your greatest fear? R: Becoming my father. Q: What ambitions do you still have to fulfil? R: I still have a yearning for becoming Minister Of Education in Puerto Rico. Q: Are you afraid of failure? R: No, I’m quite enjoying it at the moment. Q: What do you never leave home without? R: A knife. Q: Who is your best male friend and your best female friend? R: Prince Charles and Heidi Fleiss. Q: Who would you most like to meet? R: Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. Q: What music would you have played at your funeral? R: Serenade To Music by Vaughan Williams. Q: When you look in the mirror, do you like what you see? R: If I’m naked and I haven’t eaten for a week. Q: Do you have anything to declare? R: Six Swiss watches, two bottles of Jack Daniel’s and 200 Silk Cut.

[butchyena]

left work early to go to urgent care 💜

[akuma-homura]

I can’t get yume nikki fangame Soleil out of my head fifhdhdvdvsvd

I don’t have the energy nor skill to try doing it!!! Aaaaa!!!!!!!!