#( ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀꜱᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ; campbellb0werjamie )

[chloegm]

here's a non trip related question first off.. who do i have to sell my soul to so we can play siblings in a movie? second question which is totally trip related what's the good word on activities around here? besides learning about french cooking. // @campbellb0werjamie

[skarsbill]

i think it is wrong now. we're not from apes, we're from shrimp. it's way cooler in my opinion and if i'm wrong in that; hey that's just fine i don't care. if we could swim like they do that would be so cool. i agree with you on them being dashing.

you know bill, it wouldn't surprise me. perhaps the theory of evolution was all wrong and we're for sure coming from shrimp and not the apes. can you imagine the terror if people figured that out? we might start thinking we do shrimp like behavior without even noticing. dramatic, for sure. i did know that and let me tell you, seahorses are so absolutely cool. i'd love to be one. not only for the babies, but the way they swim? they're absolutely dashing creatures.

[skarsbill]

it's oh so very confusing and sometimes i'll be filming somewhere where they'll have a random holiday thrown in -- i usually go into a mild panic only to remember i don't have to worry about said holiday. we can't be greedy and celebrate them all! what time of the year were you in sweden?

damn, that would stress me out that i have forgotten something. enough with mother's day craze and it being so many different dates. or, maybe you can just celebrate all of them. extra treats. i love sweden, i need to go back soon, really. i've only been a few times and for very short amount of time. and it rained.

[billiecatherine]

but dude this is me we're talking about and we need to simplify things for my little brain at times. especially when the mom brain kicks in which is every day. i should rock the space buns when i talk about star wars.

hah! nope, you're very right, i tend to hardly ever make it easy for anyone so, this is me just wanting everything. surprise me even more, because i do feel too many star wars facts? not such a thing. you could be going on for hours to me and i'd still ask for more information.

[liamhems]

we learn new things on happy accidents most of the time. i haven't learned anything new to share with you today sadly. maybe tomorrow. i know.. you'd think living in australia i'd be able to talk to something. but i cannot.

see, you should always be grateful you're learning something new. i try to learn something new every day... even though some of those facts are absolutely useless to have in your brain. you sure? damn, that's a disappointment to me liam.

[skarsbill]

well now i'm thinking we're descendants of shrimp even if it's not true. because that sounds a lot like us humans for sure. did you know only a male seahorse can get pregnant and have the babies? the female put her fertilizes eggs in his brood pouch.

so, today i learned that shrimp have their hearts in their heads. so when they have love trouble... is it like, coming from the same place? how to know if you're thinking with your heart or your head if they're literally coming from the same place? these are the real questions of life that i wonder about. damn i won't be able to sleep. // @hillsfmsstarter

[liamhems]

while i may have not asked for it, i also appreciate it, as i learned something new. i can say with confidence that i do not speak shrimp.

see, i'm a man that leads a life of giving facts no one asked for. it's a hard job, but someone's gotta do it. we don't know, so we might have to find a shrimp and ask. do you speak shrimp?

[liamhems]

well there's a fact i didn't know i needed until it was presented to me. do shrimp even follow their hearts or use their heads? that's what i'm wondering now.

so, today i learned that shrimp have their hearts in their heads. so when they have love trouble... is it like, coming from the same place? how to know if you're thinking with your heart or your head if they're literally coming from the same place? these are the real questions of life that i wonder about. damn i won't be able to sleep. // @hillsfmsstarter

[chloegm]

i'm happy being single currently. and i'm not even lonely either which is weird. though that could be for the fact that i've always been in some relationship that i've learned to be okay with just myself. are the rumors true? i don't believe half of the stuff that's printed which is why i'm asking of confirmation or denial.

you know, i never say that being lonely is a bad thing. honestly, it can be the best feeling. now, i wouldn't ever want to be alone again but that's because joseph is the love of my life, even if he also tends to take up all the room on the couch... but when i was single, it wasn't that bad either. to just, do whatever you want for a bit.

[chloegm]

i'll make a call to my agent tomorrow and threaten them; they'll love that for sure. i'm not worrying about it. it would take a lot of me to be swept off my feet these days by someone. parachute is the devil word now and you can't convince me otherwise.

oh absolutely, i always find threat is the best thing about how to go with these things. ah well, don't you worry girl! soon romance will come when you least expect it, as they say. oh my god, just the word parachute is scary not gonna lie.

[chloegm]

we're going to have to convince someone to let us play siblings. who do we know that can make this happen? well then! meanwhile i haven't gotten any action over here. of course i'm okay with this because my time will come when i least expect it. i've spent them doing shopping, drinking, lounging by the pool/on the beach. i even went parasailing.

i know, me either! we deserve it and more importantly chloe? the world deserve to see us as siblings girl! i absolutely 100 % have been playing lots and lots of tonsil hockey, thank you. we are keeping it on the DL but since you're my future on screen sister... i guess you can be let into knowing. i'm dating joseph, my costar from stranger things. how have you spent your days?

[chloegm]

well if i'm waiting for a romance to happen on my show it'll be awhile. i don't think it's happening. so i'll have to have it happen some other way. no talent is kind of scarce among people usually or they're just locked away in their houses not wanting to come out of them.

my experience is that it happens when you least expect it. like, on set of a tv show or... something. the devil did but the devil also knew how to make some things real tempting and seem good which to be honest, we must respect. it's a talent not many of us possess.

[chloegm]

i don't know how well i'll succeed but it's worth a try. i've only been swept off my feet a couple of times. of course back in the day when it happened i was just happy someone was paying attention to me. now? someone would have to try really hard. the devil has made up a lot of terrible things.

i trust you to be the best at making this happen so i have faith in you. is that so? well that's good, one shouldn't settle for anyone that isn't ready to go the long mile to sweep you off your feet, that's what i'm saying! i absolutely believe you on that girl, the devil made it up both word and thing.

[skarsbill]

nah. we're not like other countries. and our father's day is in november as to opposed june in the states. i can't remember every country's father day date so i'm not sure if it's june across the globe for the most part or not. ha! no it's not like the movie i assure you. here's a fact about sweden for you the sixth of january is the thirteen day of christmas.

you don't? oh well, these sounds absolutely amazing. midsummer, unless it's like the movie, does sound absolutely brilliant. we love a good summer feast. eh, i'll understand enough to see how fun everyone's having, lyrics aren't important then!

[skarsbill]

the crayfish party is on par with midsummer over here. it's a big deal honestly. sir we take our schnaps seriously but you can also drink beer at it too. we even wear silly hats on our heads!

i've been told i have to go to sweden in august for a crayfish party. apparently it's one of a kind and unlike anything else anywhere so... now i really need to go. i'm told there's hats and schnaps. billy boy, will you invite me to one? // @skarsbill

[billiecatherine]

oh don't you pull that card with me sir! you are like other boys in most cases. honestly though since star wars is so massive, i can see why you'd want facts about it. kids are a great time!

what can i say billie? i'm not like other boys. i want facts from things that not most people do... uh, well, i guess maybe people do want facts from star wars. eugh, that sounds exhausting. couldn't do it, ever.