#( & ) Naoe ( ic )

[ezxthan]

Catepillar is officialy my new fav petname after wild boar

[ofdraiocht]

He's tapping his brush against his head, trying to figure out what the heck he's looking at--

[deathfavor]

@kyukicho said: sender spits out a mouthful of blood at receiver's feet - naoe for seiroku

blood, blood, gallons of the stuff starters

Seiroku doesn't move as he watches the red soul sink to his knees and spit out a mouthful of blood. It's a sight that fills him with sadistic glee for a multitude of reasons. Seeing any Bushi in agony was bound to make his heart beat faster with adrenaline. But there's something extra sadistic in seeing red souls be hurt to the point of bleeding like that. He hates them. He hates their arrogance and their brutish behaviors.

( Maybe another part of him hates them because he RESENTS them. They represent his fall, the changing of times, when he fell from glory. It's always an ugly reminder. )

" That's not very good. " Seiroku hums and pulls at another yellow string coiled around Naoe's body and laughs. Rhabdomyolysis . Muscle disintegration. But where should he start? His arms? It WOULD be amusing to see the despair that crossed his face when he lost his ability to wield his sword or lift his arms. There was always so much more DELIGHT in breaking apart red souls. They were so used to being at the top and being untouchable that when they weren't, it broke them more. Or maybe he should start with the legs? Somehow the black dog has a feeling that would be the least efficient method of dealing with this bushi.

" You're not going to drown in your own blood already, are you? " Seiroku slams his foot into Naoe's ribcage, feels the adrenaline start to spike in his blood. This is what he missed. He missed fighting HUMANS. He didn't care about the Oni. This is what made his blood sing. This is what he'd once been famous for. " See how its frothy? That means its from your lungs. " Seiroku remarks as if he's teaching a lesson to a student. He is, excluding the student part. One might call it psychological warefar as if the physical pain wasn't enough. " Funny isn't it? DROWNING in the very thing you need to live? "

He steps away, circling like a hunting dog that's trapped a wounded animal. He SHOULD just kill the red soul now. But he wanted him to suffer, wanted to drag out the pain until death was a mercy. And then? Then Seiroku would be kind enough to let him have death and let him be free. No more of the Bushi nonsense, no more suffering. Just sweet death. " The human body is paradoxically so sturdy and so fragile at the same time. "

[kyukicho]

Anonymous asked: Naoe, have you ever hooked up with someone while drunk, and regretted it in the morning?

"No...." Sometimes, something inside him wishes he has. It would be easier that way, but he also doesn't want to take advantage of anyone. Or have someone who's not actually interested in him...

[syneilesis]

writing practice ft. Naoe Kanetsugu

A/N: Just trying to get back into the writing groove. I haven't finished Kanetsugu's route yet so I am not confident about his voice. But I'm enjoying his route too much I can't not write for him.

Kanetsugu’s sitting behind his desk, poring over his new text that just came this morning. From the glimpses you see of the book before his hand obscures it with his annotations, it’s by Zhuang Zhou – not that you know much about him and ancient Chinese philosophers, but Kanetsugu seems absorbed enough that he’s made no clicking sounds when you slid by the side of his desk, planting your elbows on the smooth wooden surface and directing your interested gaze at him. It’s getting late in the afternoon, and the sky begins to bleed red and purple, the light slanting through the slits of the windows, hitting Kanetsugu’s pale skin and silver hair in burnished marigold. If you had a camera with you, you’d take a picture of his profile and frame it on your bedroom wall (his bedroom wall, but details, details).

Spring has just arrived, and with it a lull in conflict, as if all the warlords collectively decided to admire and savor the blooming flowers first before rushing back into war. There’s nothing to complain about; after all, it’s allowed Kanetsugu to stay in the castle and spend more time with his philosophical texts, which allows you to spend more time watching him, and that’s not such a bad deal at all.

Finally, after hours of studying the book (and hours of staring at him), Kanetsugu’s eyebrow twitches.

“Don’t you have anything better to do?” he says, raising his head and throwing you an unimpressed look.

“Like what?”

Kanetsugu’s face scrunches, miffed, and you think, Can Sasuke invent a DSLR camera right now?

To himself, he murmurs, “You can't discuss the ocean with a well frog – he's limited by the space he lives in. You can't discuss ice with a summer insect – he's bound to a single season.”

“Hey! I’ll have you know that this is a productive use of my time!”

“What – prolonged staring?”

“No –” and you sound so smug at this “– appreciating a work of art.”

There’s a twitch of his jaw, and the hand gripping the writing brush tightens. Slowly, a blush creeps into Kanetsugu’s cheeks; it reaches into his ears and his neck.

He closes his eyes as if pained, and expires a heavy sigh. You can’t help but grin.

“I’m just being honest.”

“And you sound like Lord Shingen and Lord Yoshimoto combined.”

You shrug airily. “They’re great teachers.”

That snaps Kanetsugu’s eyes open. His body twists to face you, tilting forward. He pins you with a narrow, bladed gaze that promises heat and fire, almost glowing with it. He gets closer and closer, expression never faltering, until you feel his warm breath puffing your skin, your lips.

You squirm in your seat, your eyes trapped under his – until they fall to his mouth.

And then he launches.

[apples1234anmai]

DEAJ.

THIS IS VERY VRY HYPHY.

SEE A MAN.

no.

lol, k.

he is standing right in front of me in front of me in the mcdonalds na.

and you have seen it f befroe.

before. yeah, him.

k.

no. i did. ha n ao.

k. d.

no. i need d.

k.

no, i need d.

no, i need d.

gas is possible if u need more,

k, where are you on on ion.

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oknk.

hge

hino,

smell lke likeyo,

k. i smel lke'

i did msel.

no.

i did msle;o.

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no i dont neded monep.

no.

it smells like whit eperoo,e

nado.

in the end i ddi n.

none.

noen.

eno.

jk.

iokn.

naoe.

so esexual.

ueah.

no.

i did.

i dont care if u tell me to smell my name in the end u ned.

i do l ike.

no.

i said do not eat.

and u i saod .

i said no.

i do not need to eat.

but you did.

exactly.

you are the person girl.

i am very certified in tellng a bitch about her fucking self.

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i ned.

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no i do not eat dick.

yes i need d.

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andoe.

you need a persnal iecal.

ice cal.e

and eo.

naden.

auone.

anoda.

just like i said, ic an.

i can eat ine

and a

i can eat my will.

if i need to eat i will put it in ure mouth

due.

i said do not eat.

i know. but i do need ot.

yeah, i do.

you dont like me.

so why would i tell a nigga theat.

theat.

you did.

i said do not eat.

you did.

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id idn ide.

i said do not eat.

you said od.

i said do not eat.

you said why dont you just wanna r i said you,

you said do not eat.

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i said do not eat.

you said why.

i said because you can swell like a personal hypocrite.

but i dont like you.

sao.

i id.

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no.

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i d.

because you pulled out your name as in you i said do not eat. and you said why would u do that i said because its personal and the person typing should get some respect w.

right, no,

i said do not eat.

but i do open your mouth?

no. i dont like to repeat myself.

i said wat i said.

i said do not eat.

and the computer when h

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and i said no ,

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ahahahaha.

alk.

ak. is a weird ass nigga.

but thats what i wanted to tell you u ef before i gota go.

[multixmused-moved]

“Why is my count off??”

[ofdraiocht]

Truthfully, he hadn't eaten. He was up early to make sure everything was running on time as they should be. No one else would make sure it was done properly so he'd taken it upon himself to be the that would. He could eat when he had time to later or when Masaki forced him to when he realized Naoe hadn't.

"I haven't eaten yet..." He tapped his fingers against the top of the papers before letting out a resigned sigh. "I suppose Kuroko can take care of the next meeting herself if you trust her to, and that would give you more time to eat. It wouldn't do to make you rush, if there's no absolute need to."

          there's no helping it, tatsuomi smiles, amusement spiking at the corners of his features towards such a firm attempt from naoe to keep them both on track ( not without some dissatisfaction, of course, even the general has become far too aware of when he begins to push buttons that he only gets away with ━━ due to his status, at that ) despite the way they both remain standing on their way to their next appointment, a deliberate slowness in the way the general now contemplates such a choice as though they have all the time in the world, like his decisions aren't half strung on a wish to take up more time before he settles upon them.

❛  i suppose that would be best, then. do you know roughly how long i have left to eat? ❜ he could try to do so in the time he'd have to assess key points before the meeting begins, let naoe explain further on anything he might have missed ━━ but both feel particularly crude, especially after how long it's taken him to actually get here in the first place. ❛  because if you've already had some, i wouldn't want to waste too much time eating by myself. ❜ / @ofdraiocht cont'd!

[hyperactivemess]

Seiyuu Appreciation Post (REDUX): Kouki Uchiyama

[ofdraiocht]

@deathfavor Seiroku in the background watching the ✨drama✨

"I require popped corn for this."

[deathfavor]

" Who wants a fun fact? Did you know emotional trauma can cause heart strings to break which can lead to an increase in risk of cardiac issues? It can also quite literally change the structure in your heart muscles. So all those phrases like die from a broken heart and trauma changing someone's heart are technically correct and are more statements than phrases. "

[ofdraiocht]

He waved his hand again, dismissively. He didn't know why the other was thanking him. He was just pointing out that Kojiro was as much a bushi as Musashi was.

"Don't worry about it. You should go find your friends. Treat them to some food. Enjoy being a kid, for a little while."

"What's that supposed to mean-" Well, it wasn't exactly an untrue statement, but that came out of nowhere. He blinked at the compliment and encouragement, not exactly expecting it. Then again, when was he ever expecting words like that? No, not really.

"I-- uh-- thanks, sensei."

[kyukicho]

Now he's sad. He really just wants someone who understands him. Someone who'll get his strange habits and quirks. And wont just run off when they get frustrated at him. Is that so much to ask?

[readerinsertfanfiction]

IkeSen Bar - Uesugi-Takeda

Fandom: Ikemen Sengoku

Characters: Uesugi-Takeda; Kenshin Uesugi, Yukimura Sanada, Sasuke Sarutobi, Shingen Takeda, Kanetsugu Naoe, Yoshimoto Imagawa

Prompt: I had a bunch of fun writing what drinks I would turn the IkeVamp characters into, now I’m back with the IkeSen characters.

Split into several parts because there are so many characters.

Warnings: Mentions of alcohol (some non-alcoholic options).

Disclaimer: I never made any of the mixes myself. They are merely what I think works while also honouring the characters. Do not try these drinks at home (or if you do proceed with caution and at your own risk.).

What drink would you choose? I’d stay clear of the Shingen’s and Kenshin’s drink, those sound terrible. 

A/N: What the actual fuck Tumblr? I didn't mean to post. I was editing.

Oda-forces | Independent

Kurimura Sanutty  

Sweetened chestnut paste

Two shots of warmed whiskey

Shot of dark steeped black tea (pu-er)

Serve in rocks glass

Ken-sin Umesugi

One spoon umeboshi paste

One dash umeboshi vinegar

Fill up with baijiu and mix

Serve in a rocks glass

Add in a frozen plum (ume) or a umeboshi straight up

Sasu-Ker-healthy

Warmed sake

Slices of ginger with dried goji berries

Dash of matcha for colour

Serve in cocktail glass

Shinzuki Nopeda (aka: Nemo’s demise)

Sweet red bean soup

Shaved ice (Kakigori)

Baileys

(Replace with condensed milk to make it kid-friendly, but yuki-rage-inducing)

Top off with some cream and kinako

Serve in a sorbet glass

Kori-oji Now

Shaved ice (Kakigori)

Chopped mint

Two shots of sake

Squeeze of yuzu/lime

Dash of Grand Marnier (or a fruit based syrup)

Serve in cocktail glass

Yoshimono Imaflower

One shot brut

Double shot shochu

Rice milk

Blue pea flower syrup

Serve in cocktail glass

(Optional: add in a dash of lime/yuzu for a change of colour)

[ofdraiocht]

"Why would I keep a package that isn't mine. What do I care what you do with it. Just don't leave it out in the open where anyone could trip over it." He rolled his eyes under his hair, holding the package out. "Take it and begone. I've got more important things to deal with than stray packages."

۩ A smile settled on his features. "You know what you're absolutely right, I think having a drop off location so open to the public is also rather silly.. but if you're intent on keeping it, I can't stop you can I?" He mused. "However I'm not sure you'll find the contents to your liking or the consequences either~ It is rather time sensitive."

[multixmused-moved]

“That was the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Entertaining, but also really dumb.”