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haveihitanerve · 5 months ago

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Everyone knows Batman using Brucie Wayne’s voice while in the cowl, I give you Brucie Wayne using the Batman voice.

Brucie Wayne, wearing a half open very elaborate expensive tailored suit suddenly going ‘Step away from the fountain’ in the deepest voice anyone has ever heard in the entire world and his kids immediately drop what they’re doing and jump away so fast it’s almost comical and the girl and guy in Brucie’s lap just look at him in bafflement and the entire Gala falls quiet. Then Brucie goes ‘ohhh emmmmm ggggggg! Why’d everyone stopped tawwlking!!!” And they continue on like nothing happened but it goes down in history.

#brucie wayne #batman #everyone is terrified from him henceforth #gordon pulls it out when he finally reveals how he knows bruce is batman and the man is confused as to how #'you literally revealed yourself to an entire room. its no wonder tim and my daughter figured it out #im almost scared why other people didnt #this is further proof why gotham needs the batman if theyre this stupid but wtv'#and bruce is just like blushing #batfam #batkids

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