#'you can't fight in here this is the war room' type shit

[elizabro]

having grown up in/around military spaces and attended military events it really is daunting and bewildering to observe the extent to which so many people are indoctrinated into the military mindset. the tribalism is ironclad. they really do think they're the unequivocal good guys of the world, the chosen and elite--americans are a brotherhood and the rest of the world is an untamed jungle for which to chart their territory. the dismissiveness of and disdain for foreign lands, this indefatigable form of nationalism that is so deeply rooted that it's just part of life, and to deviate from it is not only sacrilege but strange and worthy of ridicule. living for glory and ceremony, so completely assured in their righteousness. it doesn't even occur to them to question the system they're a part of or the violence they perpetuate, to question authority beyond the comradic eye-rolling and elbowing like ah, yes, we're all in this together, this is just something we have to deal with. most of their vitriol reserved for the power differentials in chain of command, for overzealous higherups or petty civil disputes, obstacles to securing benefits. their objection is never moral. it's never a question of the mission's integrity. sure, they can object to a certain commander's abusive leadership, but killing people is fine. civilian collateral is acceptable. it's just the nature of the job. it's uniquely sinister being in a room full of people who think this way, and do so happily, while thousands die because of their complicity.

I wouldn't even know how to begin to steer one of them towards questioning their commitment. how exactly invading foreign countries, how building and designing weapons and the spaces to deploy them in any way preserves domestic peace. to question why they accept so readily that we must have stakeholds in other countries or else america is in peril. it's so plainly antithetical as to be moronic, but it's a known irony, and thus pointing it out gets you nowhere. I'm sure there's volumes upon volumes of books that try to untangle whatever psychological or sociological factors keep people joining up and staying in (of course, we all know there's economic factors)--but man. what is the mental workaround for spending your entire day designing and building devices you know will kill people. what goes through one's mind during target practice. do they ever think about what it is they're doing. do they ever stop and look around during a speech about glory and peace and protecting the american way in a room full of people whose jobs amount to tactical murder and think--hey, this is fucking insane? I don't know. it baffles me

[juniebugs]

assigning marvel heroes engineering majors (1)

i tried to write this so it makes sense even if you don't know much about engineering!! this post has my headcanons for peter parker, steve rogers, tony stark, and clint barton!!

as a preface, i am very aware that most of the marvel heroes would not in fact be in school for engineering even in an alternate universe. unfortunately, my fixation on both superheroes and engineering knows no bounds.

please feel free to ask me any questions about eng or for further explanation my reasons for these picks!! i am only in one type of eng but know many people in other disciplines so hopefully i'll be able to answer :)))

Peter Parker - Mechanical & Biomedical

I truly, truly believe the correct peter parker engineering take depends on what portrayal of spiderman you are looking at. like tobey's spiderman? would not touch biomed with a pole let alone mech. ... that peter parker is so far from engineer...... i dont even know where i would put him. materials? pls send your opinions if you have them.

BUT MCU, tom holland, spiderman would definitely definitely be in mechanical & biomedical. i actually got this from an irl friend, so if you see this somehow pls say hi LMAO

mechanical is one of the most common streams of eng and, while absolutely not something i ever want to touch, is really neat. it centers around keeping things in motion (contrary to civil engineering where if something is moving you're in trouble). it applies physics in really cool ways which i imagine would be a draw to peter just on the sole basis of personal interest. mech also plays with materials as it explores elasticity, deformation, fractures, yield strength, and other materials things i have blocked out LOL. when i think of that aspect i feel like it matches really well with the designed suit, the webs, and, if you listen to the science jargon he throws around in the movies, some of his prior knowledge.

biomedical engineering is actually used by some (the insane) as a gateway into med school. it covers human anatomy and genetic engineering (radioactive spider????). i do not believe peter would do med school too (because that student debt tho) but i also can't imagine him not trying to apply what he learns to helping others. i am personally partial to applying engineering principles to physiology and i can just imagine him implementing his mechanical knowledge into making prosthetics. if i had the brain power for this degree i would love to do that.

Steve Rogers - Civil Engineering

.... listen. steve rogers would fight a war before sitting in an hour lecture about dirt. i know this and acknowledge this wholeheartedly. HOWEVER,,,, I have a friend in civil with a special interest on sustainable design and you cannot, cannot tell me that isn't steven rogers coded.

civil engineering is not architecture, like at all, which i think is a common misconception if you don't know engineering well ( totally understandable!) unfortunately, i don't think civil caters to his artistic side that well but as someone who likes art but only does it as a hobby next to eng, i think thats okay.

civil engineering is kind of the mother to environmental engineering in the sense that they both look into wastewater treatments, geology, and even environmental planning (in some cases) but civil will also go into more detail with structural components and design of buildings. you'll find civil engineers involved in every building being made and in every town council ensuring clean drinking water and working sewage systems. typically they specialize into one or the other but shhhh ignore that for this post.

what i am trying to say here is that this would give steve a shit ton of wiggle room which i think he would use to help both the environment and people. paying engineers is expensiveeee especially for qualified, capable ones. i think steve would find deep satisfaction in working either for free or for the bare minimum cost (not that you should - know your worth :) ) and i think that he would actively use his work to call out designs that endanger communities or their environments.

this man knows his local engineering ethics code and WILL call someone out.

Tony Stark - Engineering Physics

when i started writing this section i thought it was going to be the easiest but unfortunately i did in fact have to phone a friend. tony stark is THE engineer so narrowing him down to one discipline felt impossible. my friend suggested engineering physics so i went with that.

the thing is eng phys is THE engineering degree. it is wonderful because you look at almost every thing mech, elec, and comp related (will explain more below) without specializing too greatly. it is also difficult because you don't specialize. for tony stark, who did not have to go into that internship grindset mentality, it would all be net positives.

to make the suit i immediately knew tony needed to have an extremely good knowledge on BOTH electrical (circuitry, coding, wires, magnetism, fun stuff) and mechanical (explained in peter's section!!). i was considering a double major but then was stumped because i love my elec and mech friends but they have no desire to produce a new element and also... creating an arc reactor??? plus AI's??? while likely related to software, it he would have bare minimum had to have had a good computer engineering (kind of how it sounds, engineering related to building and using computers and components of computers, lots of overlap w/ elec) background.

to wield the amount of science knowledge tony stark has an be able to apply it in an engineering context he would either have to be a genius (which like canonically he is so yknow) or take every course offered to engphys students (and some).

i think as a student he would have also enjoyed that not having to specify aspect. i imagine him always in the pursuit of knowledge. yay eng physics!!!

Clint Barton - Materials Engineering

If you've read the reasonings for some of the characters above you have likely thought to yourself "wow, such clear arguments, time must have been put into this" which like yes but also no because for this decision i am going exclusively on vibes.

materials focuses on, well, materials. it looks at both composition and properties (plus how composition effects properties). my friends in matls tell me its pretty research heavy which doesn't really fit with clint, i am aware. but every person i have met from this faculty i am convinced would get along with him.

I KNOW THIS ISN'T GREAT REASONING. i think that engineering would always be second to other things or interests in his life (even when he's a student) but I think the promise of a stable job and the hypothetical applications are really interesting. matls and mech can be surprisingly similar and i think he would find more satisfaction in manipulating materials to better fit his goals than in being stuck within predefined constraints.

plus, imagine creating a new material for like the tensile strength of your bow. incredibly cool

I'm thinking i'll work on doing more of these as i find the time!! i definitely have a few ideas for other characters, i just need to figure out how to articulate my reasonings haha.

if you have any ideas or shared interest in engineering and superheroes please let me know!! i have also been recently into the bat family, as you could probably tell by my reblogs, and am thinking of doing a version with them also!!

[melishade]

Number 47?

This ask game

asked so far.

I guess the TFP Kids teach the 104th how to play some card games from Earth.

"Wow, the cards here are a little similar to the ones back home." Rafael held one of the royal cards in his hand to inspect it, "At least the numbered cards are. The royal ones are extremely different."

"I'm surprised that it's still somehow 52 cards," Jack commented as he continued to shuffle the rest of the cards. Jack, Rafael, and the rest of the 104th were residing in the mess hall together. Jean had brought playing cards and Jack had offered to shuffle them.

"So you guys have cards games back on Earth?" Armin asked.

"Yeah, sometimes we play it to pass the time, or if we don't have any electronics on us," Rafael explained as he handed the royal card back to Jack. The eldest of the trio took it and continued to shuffle it with the deck.

"What games do you play?" Jean asked with interest.

"Some are pretty simple, like 'Go Fish', 'War', 'Slapjack', 'Spoons'," Jack answered, "There are a few poker games like 'Blackjack', 'Hold'em' and 'Razz'. Usually those are card games played for money."

"I mean," Sasha began with a smirk, "We could have a bet."

"I don't know if you want to do that," Jack reasoned.

"We bet stuff all the time when we play cards!" Sasha exclaimed.

"Mostly money and food," Mikasa added.

"Look, just...depending on the card game, things can get intense," Jack reasoned.

"Aw c'mon! You think we can't handle intense?!" Sasha demanded.

"Alright, if you can handle intense, let's bet on it!" Miko announced as she walked up to the 104th with a bag in her hands. "We play any game of your choosing for this!"

Miko opened the bag before dropping it on the table. The 104th peered inside the bag and gawked at the sight of dried meet with some type of seasoning on it.

"MEAT!" Sasha jumped for the bag, but Mikasa quickly grabbed her and held her back.

"Miko, did you steal something again?!" Jack demanded.

"Nah, I just bribed some cook to make the jerky," Miko answered.

"Suspicious, we're going to have to check back with you on that," Rafael proclaimed.

"If you win three card games of your choosing, winner gets the bag of spicy jerky!" Miko declared.

"I'm in!" Sasha yelled.

"I'm in!" Connie echoed her.

"This is a bad idea," Eren finally spoke up.

"Afraid to lose?" Jean jeered at Eren.

Eren narrowed his eyes in annoyance. "Never mind, I'll play."

"I'm just excited to learn new card games," Armin commented.

"This will end poorly," Mikasa proclaimed.

"Majority rules!" Miko cheered.

"Well, I guess we're doing this," Jack sighed in defeat, "What game do you guys want to play?"

"Um..." Sasha trailed off, "There's a game called 'Spoons'?"

"...oh boy, this is gonna be a nightmare," Rafael proclaimed.

"I'll get the spoons!" Miko bolted out the room.

===

Later

"Prime, I've noticed how more focused you've been with contacting your home," Levi commented as he and the Prime walked down the hall together, the Prime being in his human form.

"I have always emphasized the importance of contacting Cybertron," Optimus reasoned.

"Yeah, but now that those kids are involved, you've gotten more worried about it," Levi remarked, "When it's about you, you're taking your time, but when it's about them, suddenly it's important."

Optimus sighed in response before turning to Levi. "Captain, my home world believes that I am dead. I have every reason to 'take my time' as you put it. But Jack, Miko, and Rafael are still alive in the eyes of the Autobots. They were never meant to get involved in my war in the first place, but the Autobots had formed strong bonds with the humans. They would want them home safe. And...I do not want anyone else to get hurt because of my own conflicts."

Levi glanced up to see the concern in the Prime's eyes before huffing in defeat. "I'm sure those kids give a shit about you too, and want to help you and the fight."

“I know they care,” Optimus retorted, “But-!”

“I’m sure they’re more than capable of defending themselves,” Levi cut him off.

But Optimus could respond, the two had heard someone scream: “YOU CHEATER!”

Optimus and Levi immediately ran over to the noise and found themselves at the entrance of a mess hall. They were both taken aback by the 104th fighting over…spoons?! Jean and Eren were spitting venom at each other, holding onto one of the spoons together. Armin had given his cards back to Jack with no spoon in hand. Sasha was trying to grab something from a bag with Connie and Rafael trying to hold her back. Mikasa merely sat patiently, holding a spoon in her own hand, and Miko was merely recording the theatric while laughing.

“We should break this up,” Optimus advised.

“In five minutes. I’m too tired of this shit,” Levi groaned in defeat.

(So 82 has been asked and whatever is left is free game.)

[boomtastics]

Magic in the air!

Character(s) | Heartslabyul & Leona Kingscholar, Ruggie Bucchi

Type | headcannons

It's winter season! What activities does he do with you?

Heartslabyul

Riddle Roseheats

Ice skating & tree decorating

It's basic but DO IT FOR HIM!!

Really good skater tbh, like the one that's too good to be there

I dont think christmas was a big deal in his childhood

Yeah he'd get presents but just another text book to add to the collection

So decorating the tree...

Is their a specific Idea you had? Like something we could go off of?...No? *sigh..*

If you have those random ornaments that DONT go together, he wouldn't mind honestly

It's kinds like you? Random but in a way that works well

Have matching ornaments? He also wouldn't mind

You've been thrown into a world where you have no clue how you got there or how to get out

But you're still level-headed, he admires that

Put the tree topper on together. Or let him do it

LET HIM EXPERIENCE A GOOD CHRISTMAS, HIS INNER CHILD IS HEALING!!!

Trey Clover

Making gingerbread cookies & gift wraping

What else do you think he would do?? NOT bake 🤨?

Grab the food coloring, you're making the cookies look like both of you

You also make the other dorm members BUT THIS ISNT ABOUT THEM

Throw flour at each other. Yeah you'll get in trouble but it's okay

Don't know how to bake? He's guiding your hands

Gives you the spoon to lick!! If you want too tho!!!

Bro wraps the presents so good like you're too good at this please

Makes you feel a bit bad about re-using gift bags/old gift wrapping paper

Teaches you how to make specific designs with the paper

10/10 make more holiday foods

Cater Diamond

Decorating your room & window shopping

I dont think his roommates would appreciate him decorating their sides of the room...

BUT WE HAVE THE WHOLE OF RAMSHACKLE!!!!

Hes been waiting for this his whole life.

Goes through this like a tornado except shit just appears

Ahahahahaha what noooooo that isn't a mistletoe what are you on about ahahahahahaha get over here.

Shit we ran out of ornaments

Ahahaaha nooo this isn't an excuse to hold you hand what noo he doesn't want his y/n moment nooooo

All of these holiday clothes are so cute like GODDAMN IF ONLY WE HAD MONEY

No you didn't get anymore ornaments

Ace Trappola

Snowball fight & warming up by the fire

Like he's loves you, BUT this is a snowball war. No one is safe.

You're so getting pelted by snowball I don't make the rules

but i meannn if you wanna join his side your welcomed to at any time ahahahahahahahaha

doesnt mean hes not using you as a body shied.

but if you are with him from the very start thats good!! just dont look at all the people that are gonna kill him. please

yeah yeah sureee hes super really sorry that he hit vil in the face mhm yup totallyy

after a few hours you both are FREZZING.

so like hes so kind that hes hugging you to warm you up!

please give him a kith for keeping you warm 🙏

Deuce Spade

Snowball fight & visiting relatives

Look...Ace dragged you both into this you can't get out.

But since you're already there there's no point in stopping… Ace is already not gonna listen

But he does protect you UNLIKE SOMEONE HERE,

His momma wants to meet you and I mean REALLY wants to meet you.

He write home about you alot she pretty much knows you

Knitted sweaters from mama spade. And i mean A LOT

But we love her its ok <3

She makes a big one for the two of you

It feels good right now… here with deuce on the couch.. Drinking hot chocolate resting your head on his shoulder… enjoying each others company

When you wake up mama has your presents

SAY THANK YOU TO MOTHER SPADE !!!

Savanaclaw

Leona Kingscholar

Staying inside & shopping

*sigh* Do we REALLY have to go?

Just stay inside with him, it's cold outside and he's warm with blankets just drift off

Sleep in his arms it's better than ramshackles NO HEATER.

He's WAYYY better than what you have right now anyways

Ugh..the furball can come too since he's shaking up a storm over in the corner..

Shit we forgot christmas shopping

It's fine we’ve got….a good 6 hours before its enough time

The hell is a Jade plant? Whatever jack can figure it out

What's something a person like ruggie wants? Money easy

Things for others? No. you have to do that on your own he is NOT helping you

What? Just cuz he isn't helping you doesnt mean hes not gonna be there with you stupid

Ruggie Bucchi

visting relitives &  Snowangels

We’ve got his hometown to visit!!

Yes this is his Nana what about it?

And the other kids!!!

Did we barely make enough for them? Yes. Did we make sure to get good presents for them? Also yes

The kids are like really excited to meet you and the bombarded you with questions

How tall are you? Do you have any pets? What's your credit card number?

The kids also drag you outside to play with them!

OMG WHAAATTTT NOOO YOU'RE GETTING ATTACKED

And omg!!1 you fell!?!?!? If only there was an amazing, handsome, great, and power- you pulled him to the ground.

At Least you're not alone!!

What do you both make look like snow angels? Not so sure myself

But it's a fun day

your face is red. not knowing if it's from the cold or from how much your laughing ruggie is in front of you also laughing. Soon your laughter dies down and you both get up and go to his house. Nana made hot chocolate!

[mercurygray]

HBWW2 Rewatch - MOTA , ep 2

I actually think the way that episode one and episode two got divided up was kind of smart, from a storytelling perspective. Episode one was the before; episode two is the after. The line will never be as clear after this.

Bucky looks so alone, looking around the interrogation room. He's here, but at what cost? He's been up. He knows - and he can't do a damn thing, for any of them. They're all telling stories that he understands too well and it's killing him that he's not in any of them.

I feel like Bucky and Leckie are coming into war from the same place - they're trying to square the thing that they've been taught against the thing that they're seeing. Leckie is looking at his poetry in silence, trying to find gravitas in it, and Bucky is saying he doesn't feel anything where the stories said he should be proud.

The shot of Bucky in his chair with his coffee will never fail to crack me up. "Are you hungover, Major?" Yes. Yes, he is. He's very hungover. The most hungover.

The jump from "John Egan's not the pen pal type" to "I want to write the letters to the families of the boys we lost." is…thank you, yes, there's just something in my eye.

On a similar note, the juxtaposition between 'we're excited we're going to clean the hardstand with fire' and 'holy shit that plane just went up in a fireball' sure is something.

I know this is episode 2, and there's been a time skip, but the fact that they're all still excited when they hear the mission brief for Trondheim is wild to me. This is still new.

And there's another way this is still new, too - the way Biddick calls home, says thank you. You can tell the other two are…unnerved by the thanks they get.

War's really hard when you like the guys you're fighting it with. It's harder when you lose them...and yet. Would you do it any other way?

[goldenimpact]

hELLO IS ANYONE OUT THERE????

OKAY HI hELLO  FIRST OFF I HOPE EVERYONE IS WELL NOW

THAT THE EVIL WHATEVER I AM HAS FALLEN AND GCANT GET UP COMMERCIAL

SOMETHIN SEOMTHIGN DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN THE ANSWER IS YES I GOT SHOVES TO THE FLOOR RECENTLY AND THIS FUCKIN BRUISE ISNT FADING FUNNNY HAHA OK PLEASENTRIRSSE ARE DONE

UH IM CATHERINE, MOD-SAN, GOLD, whatever they're callin me nowadays holy shit dude my hands are shakin like crazy

they've had me literally cleaning house PRETTY MUCH AS SOON AS I RECOVERED all work no play makes jack a dull boy thats me IM jack damn it i can't tell if i've eveolved into  a live-in housekeeper or some sort of roomaate and the paymetnt si s that i get to keep my lifeand also i REALLY need to move my keyboard over or get the window to leave the screen cause i can't blind type it just ain't happenin my leg's jitterering like hell BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART IS IM ALIVE YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO but i have absolutely NO CLUE how ;long THAS gonna last BBUT the great news is that ive finally been able to sit at my dangf computer and and actual;ly TYOOUCH ANFD LOOK AT IT ive practically been buried in all the freezers BUT ANYWAYS GOD MY HANDSA THEY STING SO FUCKING IABAD D ALKl ANYWAYS IM ALIVE IM STILL HERE IM TRYING?????????? TO GET BACK BUT EVERYONE HERE IS UHH NOT GOOD TO PUT IT LIGHTLY ITS TERRIFYIN OVER HERE BUT IM SENDING MY WELL WISHES THAT EVERYONE IS OKAY OVER THERE AND YOU SURVIVED WHETER THE HECK ANGR MY BIG SDIS MUST"VE SBUBJECTED YALL TOO BEACSE SHE IS FUCKING PISSSEEED LATELY IM GENUUNINLY WORRIED FOR OURLIVES LEVEL THERES SO MANY FIGHTS AND COMING-OUT-ABOUT-HER-LEGEND-OF-VIOLENCE STORY AND THE SHOOTIGN REVENTLY AND POINT IS THE LEGAL STUFF MIGHT GET RESOLVED OKAY?????? DADS MAGIC PROTAG POWERS OR WHATER APAPRENTLY HE KNOWS EVREYONE PERSON ON THE PLANET ITS GODDAMN WITCHCARAFT BUT MOMS DROPPIN LIKE EVERY OTHER DAY BBBBBBUYT OTS HER BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK AND WERE GONNA TRY AND TAKE ME OUTSIDE AND SEE IF I EXPLODE IN THE SUNLIGHT SO UUUUUUUUUUUUUUH THANKS FOR EVERYTHIGN I LOVE YOU GUYS ILL TRYT TO FUCKIN REACTIVATE ALL MY ACCOUNTS ALL A BAJILLION OF THEM APPARENTLY I WAS ONE CRASY AKJSFI KID PLEAASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON MY BI G SIS WAKES UP SOON IF SHE HEARS ME IM GETTTIN IT I HAVE NO FUCKIN IDEA WHATS GOIN ON ON YOUR SIDE CAUSE NO ONE IS SAYIN JACK SHIT BADUM TSSHH BUT I GOT  MY SHIT COMIN AT LIKE 9 AM RIGHT WHEN I TAKE MY VERY MYSTERIOUS NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK THEY DO ANYMORE MEDS AND IF I KICIK THE BUCKET AT LEAST I FUCKING STAYED BABY YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ALSO IM NOT DRUNK WE DONT DRINK IN THIS HOUSE EVER BUT I DEFINITYL NEEDS A LIL HELP IN LIKE ANY SORT OF MEANIN NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE FUCKIN REMEMBERS ANYTHING IN ANY SOR TOF WAY FOR ANY SORT OF THING ITS AN ACTUAL I HAVE NO IDEA WHOSE CALLIN OR TOUCHIN SHIT OR WHAT TALL THIS SHTI IS IN THE HOUSE AND FRANKLY IM TERRIFIED CAUSE EVREYONE LEAVES POR PASSES OUT BEFORE I CAN GET A CLEAR ANSWER AND AND ADN COLD WAR INTELLIGENCE WHATHER NEWS STORY OLD POPS HERE IS PUTTIN ON TV ANYWAYS LOVE YOU GUYS STAY SAFE CALL OUT IF YOU SEE ME IN THE WILDS SOMEDAY BUYYEYEEE

WAIT I JUST REMEMBRED BIG SIS IS GONNE DESTROY SHIT SOON SONSONSOON SHIT HSHISTHSHIT OK ANYWAYS ERVYTHIN ONLINE LOOKS OKAY FROM WHERE I CAN SEE IT IN MYSETRUOS VPN LAND AND IM GOIN THROUGH MY COMP RIGHT NOW BUT EVREYON IN OUR HOUSE RECOGNIZES THE DISCORD SYMBOL PROBABLY>>>?????? SO IM TRYIN TO FIND ALL OTHER CONTACTS BUT ITS JUST A BUNCH OF EMAILS DDDDUDE I JUST HAD TO LET YALL KNOW WE'RE ALIEV HOPE ALL OF YOU ARE WELL LOVE YALL EVER IF YOU DONT BELIEVE THAT ASTY SAFE WATCH OUT FOR FUKCING PUNCHES OR SIDESWEEPS AND MY BIG SISSS KILLING BLOW AND THE FCKKGNGI  SWORD ON TOP OF HER BOOKSELG OR THE LITTLE GUN THING IN HER LCOSET WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN IN HER ROOM ANYMROE ANYWASY DONT DIE OUT THERE LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEACE OUT BURY ME UNDER A BLUE SKY WITH ALL MY SHIT IIM HANDING  DOWN WHATEVR THE ITTY BITTY NOT SO BITTY NEICE WANTS LIL PRINCESS LILLY HAACKER SCAMMER HUSTLER SECOND LEGEND OF VIOLENCE IN THE MAKIN IM GONNA FUCKIN PASS OUT I HAVE NO  IDEA OF FUCKIN ANYTHIN THATS HAPPPENIN HERE EVERERR GOD CAN I TALK TO ANYONE THAT ISNT THIS NEIGHBORHOOD THAT THIGNS I HAVE HEARSD ABOUT THE PWOPLE ROUND HERE any ewysbans m y hands are shak in and breakin and crankin love yall stay safe dont fall into a ditch like me ever again mMWAHH TEDDIE IF YOURE OUT I STILL OWE YOU THAT FUCKIN LETTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[je-brille-dans-la-nuit]

Watching Star Trek TOS: an actual storyline for a woman then a sexbot, we can't have it all

The Conscience of the king

Can you believe we finally get a storyline for a woman character in 17 episodes and it's this: she murders 7 men, unbeknownst to her father, to protect him from being sentenced for ordering to execute 4000 people? And she still flirts with Jim

I enjoy how the episode makes Jim reflect on his own position and power and the decisions he has to make, but some things don't make sense to me. Why does he hesitate so much? Who cares about eye witnesses or his memory when they have actual photos?? Then there was 2 assassination attempts, what are they waiting for? Confine the guy and/or the whole company and that's it.

I felt like we didn't see enough of the father/daughter relationship for her behaviour to really make sense.

I liked Spock going to McCoy to discuss the captain's strange behaviour

"Did it ever occur to you that he simply might like the girl?"

"It occurred. I dismissed it."

"You would."

It's funny because Spock's right!

Riley's call to the rec room is cute! Uhura singing! I like scenes with the crew

.

Balance of terror

Aww Jim gets to marry two crewmembers! Oh no they're gonna die

I really liked this episode! It lacks the fun stuff and there's a lot of fighting but I liked the high stakes, the tension, the discussions about the possibility of starting a war, showing the Romulan side. And the emotion was there:

Bones' to Jim, my heart!

In this galaxy, there's a mathematical probability of three million Earth-type planets. And in all of the universe, three million million galaxies like this. And in all of that, and perhaps more, only one of each of us. Don't destroy the one named Kirk.

And ofc the homoerotic duel between Jim and the sexy Romulan commander, who has the best lines

He's a sorcerer, that one. He reads the thoughts in my brain.

I regret that we meet in this way. You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend.

.

Shore Leave

It's gross.

Look, the beginning was so funny and 100% what I'm here for:

Jim why would you think it okay for Spock to give you a massage on the bridge like that?? Plus Spock being a little shit about it

Spock tricking Jim into taking a vacation

Jim at the academy was "grim" and picked on it's canon

the white rabbit, the tiger, etc

But you know what is not my idea of fun? Jim spending a two-days vacation with an amusement/sex robot (or multicellular casting) who takes the appearance and identity of an ex-girlfriend of his ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[leopoldainter]

WEEDLE

#0013

ヘーイ！

プア リトル ボーイ！

。All schatz

ユーの ハンパな パワーでは

せんじょうじゃ いき のこれないネ

。

ミーは せんそうで

エレワトリッワ ポケモン つかって

いき のびたネ！

。

みんな ビリビリ シビレて

うごけナーイ！

。

ユーも おなじ みち たどる

ちがい ナーイ！

。

Hey!

Poor little boy!

Your meager power won't be enough to survive the battle.

I used an Electivire Pokémon during the battle to stay strong!

Everyone's tingling and numb, so don't move!

You're sure to follow the same path!

Hey!

Poor little boy!

With your half-assed power

I can't keep up with the war

Me is warring

Use Elewa Triva Pokemon

It's lively!

Everyone is shivering and tingling

Don't move!

You too will follow the same path.

That's right!

アーンド！ そらをとぶ わざは

ファイト ない ときも

つかえる ように なるヨ！

And now you can use the flying move even when you're not fighting!

And! The skill to fly is

Even when you're not fighting

You'll be able to use it!

Appetizers

Christmas pasts dead I killed him, with these pocket rocks stans friends kid gave me from the cornfield motel. Come by, get the corn room there's only one you don't want to fight with the deacon it's macaroni salad have seconds vote God dammit that's what Jennifer Anniston would do乾杯ハイ, さかずき

かんぱい(int) (1) cheers, bottoms-up, prosit, (n,vs) (2) toast, drink (in celebration or in honor of something), (3) drinking one's glass dry

Baby miser...weekend at Santa's ghost shop

Then the willow skin triangle.

Wildebeaset

Horde dip

Lamborghini

/somewhere in Niagra Falls Duty free shop杯counter for cupfuls, wine glass, glass, toastハイ, さかずきice wine, Canadian Green Card mirage

Cheap perfume...its

Santa

Oh shit

Santa?

Sa... oh shit... santa

Santa...no class today

Sherita

Go home sherita

Chop chop

賜杯 to Kuzko(int) (1) cheers, bottoms-up, prosit, (n,vs) (2) toast, drink (in celebration or in honor of something), (3) drinking one's glass dry

Attitudinal Beliefs

Author: J.C.The Man

East Hawkesbury...when did they decide on Kejim. Kyle and Babe copIlota shh I think I my brain eye flick outs to mouth or something dunno

:it's my last patrol on this rock

;you change channels?

Secret Area 1

But for ground typesMy power is being sucked awayIt doesn't work at all! E to Activate

隲午仮This is Shigo Karyo Road.

気然全It's a very relaxing place.

オッケー！

オレンジ バッジ やるヨ！

!TNT¡Ok! I'll get the orange badge!

でも じめん タイプには

パワー すいとられて しまって

ぜんぜん きかないヨー！

But the ground types suck all of my power away and it's completely useless!

EgyptianAcorn

アーンド！ そらをとぶ わざは

ファイト ない ときも

つかえる ように なるヨ！

And now you can use the flying move even when you're not fighting!

'undergirdingmusix pleased'(n) coprophiliaNoun

Carpathian

coprophilia(psychiatry) A marked interest in excrement; 嗜糞症especially the paraphilia involving sexual arousal and pleasure from feces and defecation.私服 Ware house whereabouts. 師父RIDGE

窒扶斯

All my power has been sucked away and I can't hear anything at all! It's lost all its power and doesn't work at all! But it's good against ground types. But the ground types suck all of my power away and it's completely useless! Ok! I'll get the orange badge!

Okay! Orange Badge Do It!

Orange Badge Do It!

でも じめん タイプには

パワー すいとられて しまって

ぜんぜん きかないヨー！

Mall Power is up. Excellent bin job.

オッケー！

オレンジ バッジ やるヨ！

Hear ringing? Goodness! It doesn't work at all! My power is being sucked away But for ground types

Pressure Gauge

NineFiveMoreNing yay we like that

Mika: *init4arms Mr.roboAuto**

*シ

And we're sitting here wondering if she's going to leave a weiner on the table...Hindu belly dance

[fighting-these-demons]

Bucch*g*ri Livebloging Ep 5

Ivy soulcaliber runs an illegal factory on the side???

Hmmmm they're mentioning the gang war. Are they all taking pipes to beat them with? They had like 2 days and the whole time they were planning all this could they not have done this earlier???

MATAKARAAAAAA!!!!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖 He's so awesome! Save the day darling!

Huh. When he's standing normal he sort of looks like Abel Nightroad.

its a sshame he's garbage. I wonder if the way that he uses English is charming or annoying to Japanese audiences?

AJ???????

Oh shit WHY IS HE NAKED AND HAPPY ABOUT IT WHAT THE FUCK????? A PINK CROWN?????

Oh damn. Matakara is about to Loose His Mind! 😨 He's like "I've done everything right. What the fuck is happening here??? This guy ain't shit. Why is Arajin so happy to be here???? Is this guy his type????"

Matakara I'm always rooting for you but if you could turn your head slightly to the left I promise you'll find 2 guys that are CRAZY about you! They're cute too!!!

"Playing king's orders."???????? WHAT DI YOU MEAN?????

GENIE ain't hearing any if this shit. He's side eyeing him so hard like "dude you're enjoying this shit too much"

Arajin brings nothing but shame on Team Sigma.

Good

How is he not the least bit embarrassed????? Thats a whole room full of guys. Damn Ivy Soulcalibur looks so pleased. Just eyeing him.

Another one bites the dust

WAIT. nah there's no way. They wouldn't do a Helen of Troy with this storyline because that would make no sense.

" Are you friends? " "No its not like that at all! "

😨😱💔

MATAKARAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

YOU DESERVE BETTER!!!!!!

DUMP HIM!!!!!! I DONT CARE THAT IT WAS ONE SIDED!!! JUST FORGET THIS LOSER AUGH!!!!

ARAJIN!!!!!!!!!

YOU SHUT YOUR WORTHLESS MOUTH BEFORE YOU BREAK HIS BEAUTIFUL HEART

you kknow I respect that Ivy Soulcalibur has a strict dress code for his gang. They look great in the background and he instantly stands out among them.

Diva behavior. Love that for him.

😱😨

NO MATAKARA!!!!!!!

Oh he has a thing for or maybe beef with Matakara's older brother possibly.

Man wouldn't it be funny and infuriating if someone else calling Matakara "Good Boy" is what finally triggers Arajin finally standing up for Matakara?

KENICHIRO MY BELOVED!!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖

Begging them to give me even a crumb of Butler/Teacher. Just a crumb please! 😭

Hmmmm. Matakara is strong and flexible.

Can't he at least get his arms in front of him?

*sigh* Arajin you've got a long climb to decency and less than 10 episodes. You better get to it. 🙄😒

At least he's helping him

LMAO THE TWO QUESTIONS I KNEW HE'D ASK

Lmao so he IS the only character responding to Arajins insane virginity yells. I called it!

Oh no. 😨

Oh Thank God. Wait he has his own club and idol group? He must be yakuza. No way he has the money for this as a high schooler.

UH OH

Well. We've got more to the flashback

A crumbling bomb shelter. What a great place for a fight!

Arajin run. Run now. Quickly.

Wait wait wait. We STILL don't have an explanation about why Arajin was naked????

There must be a cultural context clue to that king command game or something that I just didn't pick up on.

MATAKARA!!!!!!!! 💖💖💖💖

😫😭💖

WE'RE ALL DELUSIONAL EVERY NOW AND THEN. HE NEEDS THIS DREAM TO GET HIM THROUGH EVERY DAY OF HELL AND I SUPPORT HIM!!!! I JUST WISH IT WAS ANYONE ELSE!!!!

🤦‍♀️

She needs help, but I respect the very much fictional hustle. I'm sick to my stomach but if it were literally any other guy in the crowd then I'd be cheering her on so.

HERE WE GO

🤦‍♀️

At least him doing this makes sense because genies long lost rival lover is wholesale possessing him.

I'm not a fan of this type but damn does he play it well! Suave as hell! 🎉🎉🎉👏👏👏👍👍👍

WHSISJSJSSJSU HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF AN INESCAPABLE PROPOSAL/ROMANTIC GESTURE???

This is beautifully cathartic. 10/10

Oh NOW we get the explanation lol. Amazing. He seems to know that he can't trust this clearly duplicitous man though si that's good.

Poor Genie.

Thanks Incest Ingenue! You've put him back on a path. Is it a good path? I dunno. But it's certainly a path.

I know too many anime tropes honestly. There's another one for Veef with one of the other gangs heads. It was Kenichiro after all! And I bet it's related to Matakara's brother.

Hmmmm interesting. If he does thay often you'd assume there'd be preexisting scarring.

😨😬

That sounds rapey as all hell. Comparing stopping at noting -even murder- to get revenge and get kenichiro and comparing it to Arajin losing his virginity. Sounds like he wants to rape Arajin or arrange a kidnapping or drugging to help Arajin rape someone else.

KENICHIRO!!!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

Uhg. Of course he don't like you bitch you play dirty with weapons when it goes against the creed of the group like????? Your crush and devotion don't mean shit if you fold to suit yourself whenever. 🤷‍♀️

No wonder they dumped ur ass.

Oooooooh 2nd story no guard rail high stakes fight!!!!!!!

I don't think I'll ever see his beautiful eyes but I headcanon them as a lovely shade of lilac. 💜

DAMN EVERYONE HERE HAS A STRAIGHT HUY HALL PASS FOR THIS MAN

I would too if I was a guy I get it.

TEAL TERROR SAVES THE DAY!!!!! GO DARLING GO!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖💙💙💙💙💙

Ah yep. Here comes the rape suggestion.

Hmmmm I wonder if it's the rape suggestion with the hand gripping his shoulder from behind with enough force to hold him in place while his own hands are between his asscheeks assumedly against his asshole and it all suddenly overwhelms him?

Like

Or if it's his heart pulling a Grinch and growing 3 sizes this day?

GENIE is noticing too.

LMAO THE CLOSEUP ON HIS HANDS IN HIS OWN ASS

🤣

Ivy Soulcalibur you're gay as the day is long you're so full of shit

HIS HEART GREW 3 SIZES IN RAGE GOOD FOR HIM

Yep blue genie is possessing him for sure. I wouldn't be surprised if it's a 24/7 shared consciousness thing. Clearly whatever they've got going is working for them.

BATEFOOT????? IN THE BOMB SHELTER RUINS???? EVEN GIANTS SUCCUMB TO DIRTY NEEDLES BABE NOOOOOOO

😭

MATAKARA AND TEAL TERROR!!!!

Here he comes! Arajin!!!!

Why do they still want to fight???

JAVASCRIPT AND PINK PETALS END!!! 💖💙💖💙💖💙

[lutawolf]

Love In the Air Ep 9 Review & Running Commentary

We are now entering into the territory of Sky and Prapai. Be prepared people because there is going to be Sexual Assault triggers. I warned about this before but I think a few people really didn't understand. I'm also seeing a lot of people give backlash to MAME which is not cool. MAME does not do this for fun, it's actually therapeutic writing. I think that's one reason why I'm less triggered, I'm used to listening to and reading work by survivors. I'm more triggered when surprised by it, where I don't have a chance to brace myself. Luckily a lot of people have given me support with this.

For those who missed my early reviews, they can be found here.

Lets do this. Anybody else hear "I'm too sexy for my shirt." While Prapai is holding all this shit up and looking at himself in the mirror? No, just me, the old person in the room. Well okay then. Look at little sis with that brat energy. And look at Prapai just putting it right out there. Why? Because he has every intention of catching him. Look at you asking the youn gun for advice. Aren't you just in unknown territory.

I love Sky's facial expressions so much. You always know what he is thinking and at this moment he is clearly annoyed with the food situation. What is it with guys and condiments? Let us pick it up and look at it like it will magically turn into something. Hahaha, must be my imagination. 🤣🤣🤣 How often you thinking of him that you think it's your imagination? And look at Prapai implementing some advice and using that Nong title.

Dead, you mean those flowers, that are right there. Where I can see them. Those flowers you mean. 🤣🤣🤣 Sorry Sky, Prapai got your number. Look at that quick expression from Sky, he can't help but find Prapai just a bit funny. Clearly bribed! "I haven't figured out your eye color even though I'm right here." "Are you color blind?" "No, but love makes me blind"

Trigger warning: Flash Backs: Deep breath. Yeah, that's about the whole of it. He is flashing back to when someone else, once told him they loved him.

PTSD is what occurs in people who have lived through a specific traumatic event or series of events like war, a serious car accident, sexual assault or natural disaster. C-PTSD is the result of prolonged exposure to trauma over longer periods of time, often during childhood. From a PTSD or C-PTSD stand point there are two different types of flashbacks: typical flashback and/or an emotional flashback.  A typical flashback is a sudden re-experiencing of a traumatic event in an person’s life. It might feel like you’re visually seeing the upsetting event over and over in your head, but it’s more intense than just a memory because your senses are typically triggered as well. Sight, sound, touch, and smell. Though the person experiencing the flashback may be safe, they don't feel safe. They are relieving all the experiences attached to that moment. An emotional flashback is when someone who has survived complex trauma feels “taken over” by an emotional experience such as scared, abandoned, helpless, or unsafe. Rather than re-experiencing a specific traumatic event in a relatively short period of time, an emotional flashback, can be quick or last for hours or days, sometimes even weeks. Typically it's when a person experience both that a panic attack will set in because the fight or flight has been activated. Yet there is nothing to fight even though mentally the person is sure they should be.

I want to point out that someone who isn't familiar with these types of flashbacks, isn't going to know how to explain them. It would be like never having ate a food but trying to describe it. Yet MAME describes it perfectly in their books.

So what Sky just experienced would be an emotional flashback. Even though it was relatively quick, we can't be sure he is actually over it. If you recall how Sky acted after having sex with Prapai, that was typical emotional flashback and you saw how long he felt that. Can I say that I'm pretty proud of Prapai for noticing that Sky wasn't okay. He is making his way out of fuck boy status. He's learning Sky and really trying.

Look at Prapai just grabbing Sky's hand. Guys, the fact that Sky isn't already swinging says a lot towards how he views Prapai. He is thick all over so lets cuddle 🤣🤣🤣 OH, Oh, see that face. Sky really does enjoy Prapai's humor. Which leads me back to the previous joke and the likely hood that he understood it to be a joke. Fuck, I love the way Prapai kind of drags Sky along. I love the way he is softly speaking to Sky. Like he is dealing with a timid puppy even though he knows this puppy has teeth.

Could You Be The Wind That Passes By

Aww, look at the cutie fixing his bed head. Meanwhile, Prapai just being amused. FYI in the book Sky dresses like this because of what was done to him. That is a common trait of SA survivors. I stayed in pjs for almost a year after the last assault. Also something that only an SA survivor would think to put in a book. Sorry guys, you might not like this review as much. Onwards. Sky doesn't see himself anything but ordinary but clearly Prapai sees him differently. Look at Sky's reaction to Prapai saying all this then when he gets to sweet lips. Awww look at him building up baby's self esteem. Prapai sees it too, he's so happy. Thennnnn he pushes too far. Dumbass. Haha, I love it, smack that hand Sky. Ouch, don't hurt me sky. Don't talk about yourself like that. First time going on a date with someone so down to earth 🤦🏽‍♀️ Have you even gotten to the date step before? The nipple piercings! Ha! They get talked about a lot in the book.

Prapai reminds me of one of my kids. I'mma poke you till you give me the attention I deserve. I call my oldest a black cat for this exact reason. I also call her a brat in the making. To which she replies "what's your excuse then." Um.. I'm a Sadist. We annoy for emotional damage enjoyment, totally different. Sky's inability to handle Prapai's flirting is so fucking cute. Here, let me just drink this water, I am completely immune to you. You know what. I'mma just leave.

Prapai is simping you guys. He is eating this shit up. He just chases after Sky. Sky is like bitch, I'm not a fuck buddy to your fuck boyiness. Pounce and Bounce 🤣🤣🤣 In the book Prapai is like dude, you knew that was a joke. Oh Oh, we are seeing our first bit of annoyance from Prapai. He wants Sky to know he is serious so he puts on his serious face.

Sky is like, no touchy touchy. I know a guy like you won't commit. You just enjoy the chase. Prapai you is like, dude, I'm not playing! Serves you right fuck boy. Gonna have to work hard if you want treasure.

Rain, you really trying to be upset right now. You really looking around you dumbass. Don't act like you didn't know that home boy was gay. No Rain, it's not obvious that you got bribed. Stupid Rain. It's okay Sky. Prapai, hurry back and pat the baby boy's head. I can't take this sad boy. And there it is guys, it's not that he doesn't like Prapai himself, it's that he can't trust himself to be with anyone.

Trigger Warning: Flashbacks: He dreams of being assaulted by the group. Even though we aren't seeing things, I think the fact that he has a nipple ring in indicates that he is back there. So, this time we are getting a typical flashback. Slight panic attack because it is a flashback dream but believe it or not this will actually help cushion the mind some. Which is why he isn't having a full-blown panic attack. By waking up, the body recognizes the need to not fight so it can begin the calm down process. At this point, I would like to say a huge thank you to the many people who in-boxed me with trigger warnings. NotFree even sent me time stamps. Thank you so much guys 💜💜💜

Aww, look at that smile. You guys, I can't tell you what it means to have someone there to distract you when wake up from a flashback. To have a bit of normalcy. While Prapai is cheesy, he is also giving Sky what he needs right now which is to not feel alone. Yes Sky, you are crazy but I'm here for it. Aww, he blocked his number. You gonna have to work harder Prapai. Ahh the mantra, this too shall pass. It's something I repeat at least once a day.

Look at Payu's face!!! Hahahah!!! Prapai wouldn't have gotten where he has gotten if he wasn't smart guys. It's just that he is a fuck boy and has never applied that intelligence and observation to a partner. Now that he is. Sky is screwed. Prapai cares. Fuck boy has gone simp. Ohh, look at that honesty. He tells him the truth, so he has an excuse to come see him. He likes a challenge Sky, he isn't gonna give up on you. You present everything that a boy like him wants. Face it boy's got a prey kink.

Oh No! Sky is sick! This fucking coconut. I love Sig your honor but seriously. Look how Sky helps everyone. He needs someone to take care of him. Did psycho buy another phone just to talk to his boy?? Niceee. Awww look, somebody is missing somebody. Looks like the walls are cracking just a bit.

These lovely bunch of coconuts, smh. It's okay, I'm sure Sky will get it done. Well at least Sig tried to be caring. Sig, i'm gonna need you to fuck the attitude out of Som already. He's getting on my nerves. Go Sig go!! Love this Bitch. 🤣🤣🤣 I'll go piss him off again. Hhahahaha. Love this Bitch.

Oh baby boy. Damn this is hard because I know what this feels like. The mantra again, this too shall pass. I'm not kidding, I sometimes think that I need this tattooed on me. I'm not even kidding, it's really what gets me through shit sometimes. So why is Sky losing it. Because He has always depended on himself. His mom isn't in the picture, his dad wasn't really there. He raised himself there for he has been lonely and depended on himself, when he tried to depend on someone else, he was abused and let down. He can't afford to run that risk again. I need to hug the baby!

Bunch of coconuts but they are there for their friend. Prapai buying new sims cards every time he is blocked, lol. Look a boy jumping up and heading out the door before fully forming a sentence. Told you guys, Prapai was in love from the first slide in. That walk though, what the fuck is that. Like he got a dick up his ass. You need to practice the concerned walk dude. No dumbass you can't trust him but go head then.

Nope not just sex buddy boy. You head over heels you are. HAHA the part where I called my boyfriend to be dad a bastard. Finally putting in the fucking curse words. Dude, he is so gone for this boy. Fuck that sound mike is annoying. In an ASK recently I explain that in the book Prapai is soul deep in love with this boy and though he is a scoundrel, Sky makes him a better person. He begins bettering himself to be better for Sky and he doesn't even really realize it. He just does it. See, even admits for never caring for a sick person before but for Sky he just does it without thought.

See, he even stopped himself because of his promise to Rain. He isn't a dick you guys. Just a fuck boy but he's getting better. Look at him even cleaning up!!

I liked it! Yeah, he's still a fuck boy. I mean he practiced how to say Sky's name in the mirror. To be fair though, he's never chased someone or really had to flirt. His looks and money have always gotten him laid. Now he has to navigate this weird world since he wants more than that from Sky. I'm looking forward to seeing him grow into a better person. Well, we are at the end. Hope you guys enjoyed! 💜💜💜 Dedicated to @ellaspore and the coconuts mafia

[tremendum]

webbed • peter parker

(peter parker x vigilante avenger!reader smut)

requested: no :) also this is so unedited lol 

this is some sort of au i guess where most of the avengers are together even after civil war. idk and i dont care lol.  bear with me; reader goes to a rival school as peter. idek this is my first time writing for peter or anyone in mcu/sony

lmk if u want a second part with real smut. i have ideas. also just message me or @soulwillower if u wanna chat :) prob gonna write for marvel a bit more now! 

warnings: enemies to lovers type shit, mentions of violence, slightly nsfw, wrestling, canon-typical violence, slightly dirty talk, rough making out, not much further than that tho, idek what other warnings

[18+ only. Peter Parker and reader are 18+. minors DNI.]

2.6k words

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you were pissed. 

"next time you want to try and help, parker, why don't you do everyone a favor and just swing yourself right into the side of the chrystler." you snap, slamming your mask down on the table as you enter the tower, fresh off the quinjet. 

"y/n, watch it." tony says with an exhausted sigh. "stop acting like you're better than me," peter snaps back, his own suit melting down, hand running over his hair. 

you didn't really get along with peter parker. you never have; ever since you met him, when he fought with tony and against you and cap last year, you two had never seen eye to eye. 

"you ruined the whole mission, peter." you mutter. you see sam roll his eyes, stripping off his uniform, "don't be dramatic, y/n." he says, patting peter's shoulder as he leaves. you throw a glare at his retreating figure. 

"if the two of you weren't both little mutated freaks of nature, i'd just lock you in one of the lab rooms and make you talk it out." tony turns to you, face angry. "but you would destroy him." 

peter flips tony off behind his back as you glare at him. you roll your eyes at both of them, sending them a sarcastic smile. "i know." you mutter, and peter groans, "do you not remember that time in the airplane hangar? i literally-" 

you glare at him, the memory more embarrassing than when it'd first happened; to be beat by some random kid in a spandex suit from queens was one thing. but to have to work with the asshole now was worse. "you really think you could beat me, parker?" you ask, eyeing the others as most of the team sighs, leaving to their own quarters, probably to bed or to patch up. 

"let's go, then, right now." you prod, thumb jutting behind you to gesture towards the training rooms on the floor below. tony groans, "just go to your room, cool down, y/n. it's almost eleven." he insists, then narrows his eyes and tilts his head, "better yet, it's friday night, don't you have some teenager-type trouble to get into?" 

"-is that permission for me to get super wasted without you getting mad?" peter asks, causing you to gesture to tony in annoyance, as if to say see, tony? peter doesnt even live in the complex besides on weekends, and yet he still acts like a baby. 

tony looks like he has a migraine. he pinches the bridge of his nose, "just-god. just be careful, you assholes." tony snaps one last time, shaking his head. he knows by now that he can't really control you. "i do not need the two of you to get hurt."

he's walking away and you don't stay, instead throwing a dirty look towards the area peter stands, disappearing to the training rooms. 

you weren't going to sleep, not after how badly peter'd fucked up your fighting tonight. you felt embarrassed, like an idiot in front of the others. his fault, as always. 

you're only in the training room for five minutes before the doors slide open, peter slinking into the room. you roll your eyes, "here to fuck everything up again?" you hiss, eyeing him. he's changed, not wearing his spiderman suit anymore. you'd changed too, both of you clad in workout clothes. it’s tense. 

"i'm tired of you, y/n." peter snaps, and you blink. he's never been the one to really argue back, not like this. you lift a brow as he walks closer, his fists clenching and unclenching. against your best judgement, you note that he's looks very enticing in the black shirt, the top leaving a little to the imagination as it clings to his torso. you swallow dryly as you imagine what lies beneath it. 

"you like a fight, y/n." he nods, "we all know it." he mutters as he rolls his shoulders. you square up, noticing his web shooters on his arms. "you're the one who came here for a fight, though." you nod to his arms as you speak, and he shrugs, "you were the one hoping i'd show up." he counters. 

he has no way to prove this, yet you don't argue. 

he tilts his head, "so, you really want to see who will win, y/l/n?” he asks tauntingly. you can tell he wants you to make the first move. 

so you lift a brow. "you'd just go easy on me. it's something you'd do to me, so you could brag to tony about being the better person later." you reason, not willing to admit that truly, you really just aren't sure if you'd win in a fight againt spiderman.  

"there’s a lot of things i'd do to you." he mutters under his breath, causing your head to snap up at that. something in you lights on fire and your heartbeat quickens. 

you hesitate a second, then, "let's see it then, spider boy." you tease back, taking off at him, preparing to fight. 

your strength is met with his own, and though you can tell you both are holding back, he gets a good elbow to your side that has you breathing a bit hard. you fight swiftly, but he’s a perfect match for you as you both duck and swing perfectly at each other. 

it goes like this for a few minutes, just the two of you, fighting to get your anger out. his accelerated senses and power is a tough match to yours, but you end up with the upper hand; shoving him down, rolling on top of him and pinning him by his arms. 

his chest rises with each breath, your eyes locking, faces both mad, hot, the air filled with angry, unshed tension. you kind of want to taste his lips on yours. 

you get an idea, then; you know it's cruel, but you hate him. and his lips look so soft. 

so you lean, hesitating for a moment, enough to let your hold on his hands loose. he's frozen, just like you, though, and his hazel brown eyes are lidded as you lean closer to him, breath mixing. you want to kiss him now, and although you're typically fighting that urge almost every moment he's in your vicinity (though you'd barely admitted that to yourself for fear of vision reading it), you can't help it this time. 

and then the moment your lips graze his, you pull back, sharply. his face grows red; he knows he's just been caught, and so you smirk, "aw, pete, didn't realize you were that easy to-" 

but your words are stolen from your mouth as he quickly rips his arms from your grip and overpowers you. grabbing your calf, peter pulls hard, your leg jolting you off him with his super strength and sending you skidding off of him as if you weighed next to nothing. 

you roll across the floor, barely sliding before you move back to regain control of your limbs, rising up. his body is also upright again, and you're even more pissed off than before, though something between your legs tells you it’s a different kind of frustration. you waste no time running at him, jumping up in order to try and overpower him again. 

but then you're being pushed back, your body hitting the wall of the training room, a soft thud echoing through the room, followed by a thwip. 

your arm is pinned against the wall next to you, forced down with a web. 

you sigh, eyes falling closed as you knock the back of your head against the wall. "goddamn it, peter." you almost whine, knowing that he knows you hate when he webs you. "unfair." you mutter. 

he almost pouts, mocking you as he walks closer, "completely fair, y/n." he says, smirking as he sizes you up. you look anywhere but his arms as he crosses them, muscles bulging. you wish you'd never picked the fight in the first place; you're embarrassed. 

"say i'm better than you." he says childishly, and you scowl. you sigh, your free, un-webbed hand trying to rip the webbing, though you know it's no use. "peter, are you five?" you try to insult him. 

he's unphased, closer now than you'd remember him being. "are you? why can't you just say it?" he retorts. you wonder how anyone could ever stand to be this kid's friend. you silently thank the gods that you don't go to midtown with him, but the other school across town. 

“i hate you.” you say, tilting your head up to stare him in the eyes. something about the way he looks makes you want to hit him as hard as you can but also kind of makes you want to shove him back down on the ground and mash your lips on his. 

you blink hard, trying to scrub that thought from your mind.  he chuckles as if something about what you said was funny, “i don’t hear you denying it, though.” he counters. 

and that’s it. the conceited assumption, the way his hair looks after you'd messed it up while fighting, the darkness in his pupils that you'd never seen before, the adrenaline from fighting, the tension... 

 that’s all it takes for you to smash your lips against his forcefully. it’s a kiss that is so rough it’s almost violent; fueled by hatred and adrenaline and anger, and something akin to attraction. it's something that you never expected from peter parker.

he’s pushing your hips harshly into the wall behind you, immediately pressing close to you, chests touching and his leg slyly slipping between your legs. your hand is on his neck and it threads into his hair as your teeth clash, both of your hearts thundering. your noses hit each other; you hope he can feel the hatred through your lips. you can certainly feel his. 

his hands move up so he’s grabbing your thigh with one hand, the other cupping the back of your neck and pulling you closer to him. you pull away and immediately attach your lips to the column of his neck, not wanting to have to look at his face. one small groan he lets out causes you to smile against his skin, suddenly realizing that you have just as much an affect on him as he on you, even though you're the one who is stuck to the wall. you nip at the fresh flesh on his neck. 

his skin tastes sweet, like victory. 

after he moans lightly, your stomach tingles and you feel yourself weaken, embarrassingly turned on at the noise. his tugging on your hair sends your hips into a jolt, and then you feel the outline of his length, semi-hard and making butterflies flutter with desire somewhere deep inside you. 

his hand slides up and under your leg, squeezing your ass as you suck a bruise into his neck. he pulls away from you quickly, looking at you with fury before kissing you again. 

 it knocks the wind out of you with his force but you quickly recover, dragging your hands down his chest and tracing his bulge with your fingertips. he grunts as he pulls away and looks at you.  

what are you doing right now? 

you feel breathless. 

"i thought you hated my webs..." he mutters, your hand tugging his hair a little too hard in response. his hand swats yours down from him and in a swift motion, a second web pins your other hand to the wall, rendering you unable to move your arms.

you're in shock for a second. "you're an asshole." is all you can say, trying hard not to admit to yourself that you're insanely turned on, shaking with desire for him. instead, you're leaning in to kiss him hard, your teeth knocking together. he chuckles, a rumbling, taunting laugh that sends shivers down to your aching core, his hands roaming your body. "funny, because i don't see you complaining right now..." he mutters, biting your bottom lip as he leans back, eyes running over your body. your stomach flips and your neck cranes in desire. you're almost embarrassed, but you're so fucking needy that you don't care. 

you couldn't care about anything right now except him; the way he feels against you, his hands on you, his lips on you.  

"i'm not." you admit finally, keeping your voice even though your breath hitches, his tongue coursing over your neck. he chuckles and it vibrates against your skin as he slowly kisses down your jaw, onto your neck, biting and soothing the spot with his deft tongue. you wonder who taught him this; the thought somehow makes you more angry.   

but just as you lean in for another kiss, he pulls away, instead opting for slowly kneeling down, kissing a hot trail between your breasts. your breathing quickens at the thought of his lips where you need him most- your arm twitches as you instinctively try to touch him, staring at him as he looks up at you with smirking lips and a dark, hooded look in his eyes. 

oh, how you wish you could thread your fingers through his hair, tug; how you yearn to feel his lips against your heat, to feel him deep inside you. the thought has you whimpering. 

you're breathing heavy as his burning lips trail just above the apex of your thighs, the heat of his breath making your legs shake. fingertips ghosting your hips, your arms strain against the webs. your face is on fire in irritation. he's such an asshole; you can tell from his flushed cheeks and his breathing that he's loving this just as much as you. 

but then, an ear-splitting ringtone cuts through the thick air, pulling you back from orbit. 

peter slips away, his absence of breath leaving you shaking in desire; you feel cold. “what-” you hiss, and his hands fumble, shaking almost as they pull his phone from the ground. you almost smirk at the satisfaction of knowing that he's almost nearly as flustered as you; but you realize you're desperate enough that if you had a chance you wouldn't let him get more than four inches away without coercing him back into your touch. 

but no... he answers his phone casually. "hi, ned." 

it's silent, as you gape at him. you're breathing heavily, the air thick as peter dares to drop his left eye in a wink at you, a face you never thought you'd witness. 

then, "no, i'm not doing anything, really." 

you want to fucking kill him. you almost call out his name, but he turns, "yeah, i'll be there." he clears his throat, smiling shyly, almost like he's smiling to himself. 

"yeah, yeah. need to shower but i'll be there in thirty." he says, hanging up after a moment. you're gaping at him as you stare, watching as he shoves his phone in his pocked, walking toward you. you can't resist as his lips fall on yours, a slight whimper leaving your throat. 

"i have to go," he mutters agaisnt your lips. you freeze, "what?" you mutter, his fingers tracing your clothed heat, making your throat catch in desire. "i just have some teenager-type trouble to get into.” he says, the words falling from his mouth crueler than tony’s did. you’re shocked. “sorry to leave, but.." he backs away slowly, eyes traveling your figure. you strain against the webs. 

"those will dissolve in, like, thirty minutes." he mutters, pointing to the webs. 

"no-" you protest, pathetically not even protesting to being restrained as much as you're protesting to being left high and dry by this boy; "yes," he mutters. 

"i'll see you later. have a nice night, y/n. i win." he mutters, smirking before turning and jogging out of the room. 

and that's how peter parker leaves you; hot and bothered, webbed to the wall with an unbearable ache between your thighs. 

you vow, in that moment, to get him back in any way you could. 

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Nighttime Activities.

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It was twelve am. You knew he had responsibility for his city. He was the infamous Devil of Hell's Kitchen. You knew, appreciated, and were patient about his identity. It took a long time for him to even tell you who he was even though you had your suspicions.

Even now, you could tell that he regretted telling you at times. You hated that he felt like that. That he had to push away everyone in his life for this life. You never let him push you away though. Every time he tried you tracked him down and didn't give up until he told you what was happening.

What you hate the most was waiting. The waiting for him to show up bloody, bruised, and limping. It scared you half to fucking death because you loved him so much. You were the one who would bandage him up and clean his cuts after all. As of lately, he seemed to barely be getting away with the type of people he's been dealing with.

Sitting on his couch, your nervous leg bouncing up and down as you bit down on your lower lip staring absently at your phone you waited. and waited.

It was nearing two am and you don't know when you fell asleep but the sound of a crash startled you. Fuck. Don't let it be anyone else but Matt you secretly prayed.

As you pulled yourself up from the couch, Matt's voice said your name which quickly reassured you. "What are you doing here?" He grunted out, taking off his headpiece while almost collapsing on a chair.

You quickly got out your medical supplies and placed them on the table, quickly getting to work on patching him up. There was blood on the side of his lip, as he clutched his side, giving away the fact he probably had a bruised rib. At least it wasn't that bad. That sucked for you say.

"Waiting for you," a sigh following the sentence as you clean the blood from his lip. "You should've gone home, I could do this myself." He hisses the sentence out defensively, causing you to roll your eyes. "Matt, we discussed this. Stop trying to push me away. It won't work." You tell him, placing a bandage on his ribs. He would need to rest but you knew more often than not, he wouldn't.

"Maybe it should." The three words ceased your actions. You knew he was just saying shit off the top of his head but you couldn't help to be hurt and angry. Why did he have to act so stupid at times? He walked past you, throwing his shirt somewhere standing in a pair of boxers.

"Shut up." You spit back, closing your medical kit, letting his words go into one ear through the other.

He sits on the leather chair in the middle of the room, his absent eyes looking in your direction. "You know I'm right. This is bad for you. You shouldn't have to worry about your boyfriend fighting crime at all hours of the night. Maybe you should go. Go find someone who can actually make you happy. Who can lie beside you and someone who you don't have to fight their war." He says the words with such ease it makes you sick to your stomach.  You knew he knew you loved him.

"God, you're an asshole. You know I love you. I don't want anyone else. I want you Matt Why can't you understand that? Why do you think you're so unlovable? That pushing away people are the solution. You did it to Foggy and Karen and now me." You knew you were calling him out. But you didn't care.

The tension in the chair was firey and tense. The air seemed to bubble up, the electricity between you both palpable. It burned hot, bright, and searing. Like at any point things could explode. In which they did.

Matt stands up and grips your jaw with one of his hands. "You don't know what you're talking about." He whispers, his voice filled with rasp and anger. The sudden action leaves you breathless. Matt's face was so close to yours all you could do was stare into his roaming eyes. Suddenly, you were trying extremely hard to be angry, but your body betrayed every thought. You willed yourself to stop the beating in your core and swallowed the dryness that seemed to fill your mouth.

"I do know what I'm talking about. I love you. And you love me. So stop acting as if people leaving you is going to help your heroic agenda." Softly whispering it. You didn't trust yourself to say anything more, afraid you were going to give up your rapidly beating heart and the wetness between your legs.

He didn't say anything just licked his lips. Fuck he wasn't helping. Then he fucking kisses you. Were you still mad? Yes. Were you going to sidetrack this argument? Yes.

Everything happens in an instant. His hand travels to your hair and then to your neck not squeezing just holding you possessively. His smooth lips attack yours, biting and licking at them. As he tugs on your hair roughly causing you to gaps, he takes the opportunity to slip his tongue in your mouth.

There's a short battle of dominance while you, interlock your hands, gripping his hair to pull him closer to you. It takes everything in you to not melt like putty in his hands.

He doesn't stop kissing you as he directs you both to his bed. Ripping your shirt off, unclasping your bra. His hands traveled all over. Your hands go from roaming over his bare chest to tugging on his hair. He does the same, tugging on your hair causing you to moan for him. Fondling with your breasts so he could hear your angelic whimpers. He wanted it all from you.

You were like his drug. One he couldn't get enough of. He wanted to worship your body, take his time with marking you. Matt knew his thoughts alone would condemn him but he secretly wanted to ruin you for anyone else. He tried to push you away so much, but each time you came back causing him to fall in love with you more and more each time.

He pushes you onto the bed, taking off your pants and panties in one motion. "You smell so sweet." He grunts against your skin-- licking, sucking, doing whatever he could do to leave his mark on your skin.

"Matt, please. I need you." You practically whimper for him. He makes his way higher--not giving you a warning before he delves deep into you. He works you with his tongue as he slips one finger into you slowly. Your hands immediately find his brown hair tugging on it, drawing him impossibly closer to you.

"Fuck. Matty." The words break out from you. You crave every second his warm tongue and finger are inside you. The feeling makes your body hot and your entire lower body seems to pulse with every passing second. You couldn't string together words just desperate moans and pleas for the man below you.

He speeds up, he slows down, he takes his time bringing you to your orgasm. He switches paces, going slow when he hears your heartbeat rapidly beating. He slips one finger inside you, curling it so it fills you to the brim. But goes fast as soon as your heartbeat relaxes. He adds two of his fingers, pounding them into your hold relentlessly as he draws your climax out, fucking you with his tongue and fingers in ways you've never felt. Sex with Matt has always been good but what he was doing felt different. Like he was ruining you for anyone else.

Matt knew you were on the edge of release. The way your pulse quickened to the way your legs wrapped around him, trying to suffocate his head between your legs. How your hips dug more into the bed like you were trying to escape his mouth. Gripping your hips he held you in place as he's let his tongue alone reach places even you were unaware of.

"Oh my god." You barely breathe out, your climax hitting you like a train as your eyes roll to the back of your head and your body goes weak. Matt smirks against you, liking his hips and spreading kisses all over your body a mix of his saliva and you.

He kisses your hips, making sure to suck and bite at the skin so it leaves marks. He trails up from there to between your breasts, gripping one of them with his hand, and sucking the other.

"Your body was made for me," Matt says, taking your breast into his mouth. You couldn't respond, the feeling so euphoric so you replied with a pleasurable moan. He smirks against your skin, switching from one breast to another, making sure to give each part of your body an equal amount of attention.

He eventually moves up from your chest, kissing your cheek "We're just getting started sweetheart." You look at him, fully out of your lustful phase. Sure enough, a mischievous smirk was on his face.

You catch on to what he says as his hard-on pressed into your thigh. "Did eating me out get you off?" A seductive tone took presence in your voice. It was your turn to smirk now. He chuckles, kicking off his boxers before bringing his face close to your ear. "Your pussy gets wet at the sight of me, so yes it does get me off." He states calmly but his deep voice says whispers, arising goosebumps all over your skin. Fuck he had you there.

He moves back to grip your leg, running his hand over your exposed pussy, collecting the wetness from it onto his hand to lather it to prepare his cock. His head drops, his hair covering his face a bit and It was a fucking hot sight to see.

He roughly but softly grips you closer to him by your throat, slamming his lips onto yours. His tongue slides in your mouth--tasting a hint of yourself. This kiss itself felt like magic. The type of kiss that makes you weak at your knees. The type of kiss that makes a knot form in your stomach. It's a kiss that makes you drunk on the feeling of whirlwind burning romance.

He grunts against your mouth, applying a small amount of pressure on the hand around your throat. Disconnecting from the kiss he presses his head against yours, both of you panting slightly. Tightening his bruising grip on your leg, he stables it around him while pushing you onto your back, your foreheads still pressed against one another slipping inside you in one smooth motion.

You moan as Matt grunts, the pleasure of your bodies connecting with each other. He moves slightly making sure to not cause you any discomfort. You guys could fuck non-stop but you could never adjust to the size of him. His dick seemed to find new ways to pierce your body from the inside and out.

"Do you feel us." Matt whispers, almost panting the words. "Yes." The short sentence squeaks out from you. "The way I slip in and out so easily." His sinful words only seem to make you wetter. You moan out a small pleasurable sound.

It wasn't enough. You wanted more. Wanted him closer. "Matt more. Please." You were shamelessly begging. You wanted your high. Craving it. "Use your words, sweetheart."He spat out. He started slowing down, knowingly teasing you until you specified what you wanted.

"Please. Fuck me. Harder. Faster. Anything please." You begged, gasping between each sentence. You wrapped your arms around his neck pulling his face to yours, wrapping your legs around his lower body. Desperately doing anything you can to bring him closer.

His body against yours was a feeling you dwelled in. He began a brutalizing pace, filling you in a completely different way. You could feel him everywhere. Your body was on fire and it was like he reached your stomach, fucking you in the best way possible. Bending your body in a bendable way that only he could do. His pace was hard and rough almost like he was punishing you with his cock.

"I'm going to fill you to the brim. I'm going to ruin you for anyone else. Your mine and mine alone." He emphasizes each word, each promise with a hard thrust. "Your close sweetheart. Come all over me. Give me everything you have to offer." He fucks you harder, despite also being close.

Your vision turns white, your body tetters on the edge of bliss as you scream out an "Oh god." finishing all over Matt. He fucks you through your orgasm, not giving you a second to breathe until he's satisfied himself. He does exactly what he wanted to do, finishing inside you and taking a moment to recollect himself.

He eventually peels himself off you and you didn't even realize he went anywhere until he comes back opening your legs to clean between your thighs. You sigh contently from being so sensitive. "Was I too harsh?" The concern in Matt's voice clearly evident.

"No, no." You try to reassure him, not knowing if he even heard you from how low your voice was. A moment later he slips next to you in bed. "I'm sorry, for the record. I love you and I know nothing I can do to make it up to you but I-" You cut him off with a sweet and tender kiss, not letting him finish.

"I know Matty." You used the nickname you called him when you were serious about something. "And I love you more." You whispered, draping an arm around him, resting your head under his. The overwhelming tiredness took over your body and sleep took over before you could register the rest of what he said.

"Impossible. I'd leave this city before that ever becomes true."

[demonboyhalo]

The Technoblade Conspiracy

Even before Dream claimed there was a traitor in Pogtopia, there's been a lot of...suspicious activities happening in Techno’s streams. Others on the SMP are already distrustful of him, and the fans are as well, but I believe that we’re focusing on the wrong thing here. This thread isn’t quite a traitor theory, but rather a dive into what Techno has been hiding at large. I can say with utter confidence that the extent of what Technoblade has accomplished on the Dream SMP is being greatly underestimated.

I recommend looking at the sus Techno moments thread by @piggytechnobarb on Twitter for some of the stream clips I'll be discussing.

This is going to be fairly in depth, so the rest is under the cut!

1. There is another room under what Techno calls his "secret base"

I won't talk too much on how strange his choice of "secret base" is for now, but please do keep in mind how out of character it is for man-who-tracked-down-Squid's-college to settle for a home base so unprotected and close to Pogtopia's very well known location.

So, for some reason, there is Polished Blackstone Brick under the floor of Techno’s wall. He accidentally reveals this when a donation asks him to mine the exposed redstone in his wall, acts a bit strange for a good 15 seconds, and then never mentions it again. Sight of the brick prompts him to silently zoom in, fill the hole with stone (not cobble), and say "Don't ask questions".

This is only so strange because there's no real reason for him to have stone at the ready, or any blackstone brick at all. Techno is NOT a builder, and if a creeper blew up down there, he'd fill it with cobble and not give a shit about aesthetics. He doesn't use smooth stone in his base, and has never built with blackstone on stream. Not only are they unusual items for him to have, it's unusual for him to make a point to not have the viewers question it. Yes, it could just be Techno being dramatic, but why did he go silent for a straight 5 seconds at the sight of the blackstone?

Considering who he is as a player, it is completely in character for Techno to build a second base. The lake he lives under is incredibly near Wilbur and Tommy, and he's well aware that all an enemy has to do is watch his stream to infiltrate his base. Techno goes to the extremes when they aren't even required (Ex. His insane skill in party games, beating Skeppy in as niche of a game as Grinch Simulator, etc.) So I don't think it's a stretch for him to go the extra mile, and hide a bunker/resources/extra armour and what have you from even his own viewers.

2. The overpowered illegal villager farm

For those of you who don't watch Ponk, he recently stumbled across an area that is supposedly banned on the Dream SMP - a villager farm. In the clip, his voice is astonished and his confusion is palpable, and he goes so far as to say "It's a full scale arms race" because of how many good trades there are. The location is laced with traps, though he doesn't mention what exactly he had to get past to find the farm. Ponk's reaction is far too genuine for the farm to be his, but then that begs the question, whose farm is it?

...Who is willing to risk Dream's wrath by breaking his rules? Or, alternatively, who is capable of making a secret pact with the server owner to allow such a farm? The answer could only be Technoblade.

Ponk says it himself in the video, he does not have the time to build this. Whoever made this had to have carved out a hidden cavern, lead at least 14 villagers down there, breed them until only the ones with the best trades were left - all off stream, and without another player catching them. Whoever made this had to spend hours of work with no content to show for it, and who do we know has been grinding for DAYS on the server? Technoblade. Not to mention, all the villagers are numbered, and all but one are fletchers.

The signs above each stall are so important, because going so far back as SMP Earth, Techno has a history of dispassionately breeding mobs to his benefit, and then killing any mob not performing well enough. For example, his horse farm: where the horses stay in numbered rooms rather than all being named. The villagers in the screenshot above are numbered rather than named.

Wanna hear a fun fact about Fletchers? They're well known for accepting sticks for emeralds, but will also take string for that trade as well! And guess who has been seen waiting at the spider spawner collecting string by Sapnap, Awesamdude, Quackity, and multiple other players? Technoblade.

Technoblade also has every reason to be breeding villagers for special arrows and crossbows, because he's said on stream that he wants to try spamming multi-shot crossbows in combat to take out huge groups of enemies. He said at a later point that he had run into trouble with getting multiple crossbows with the enchantment multi-shot, and implied it wasn't going to happen. But has he ever been the kind of person to be stopped by something being challenging? Absolutely not.

Think of literally anything Techno has done - his Bedwars win streak, beating MC with a steering wheel, the Potato Wars - what I believe is really happening, is that Techno is lying about how equipped he is so that no matter what side he ends up fighting for, his enemies will have no true way of knowing how powerful he is.

3. Dream might be his secret ally (AKA The Glowstone Incident)

This brings us to a...confusing moment in Techno's stream that sparked a lot of questions. It pointed me towards 2 different, but not necessarily exclusive, theories.

The Glowstone Incident precedes as follows: Techno needs glowstone but can't find any in his chests, so he puts on his BRB screen. He says that he is "hacking" and asking Dream to use game mode to give him the glowstone. Typing can be heard, and then multiple chests are opened. Techno takes off the BRB screen and he now has three stacks of glowstone dust. This was absolutely bewildering to watch live, and was one of the most blatantly suspicious things he has done in front of his viewers. (You can find the exact clip on the thread I mentioned, it is...so weird)

Theory A: Though unlikely, Techno could be Dream's secret ally, and Dream really did use creative to give him the stacks. Or, he potentially gave Techno OP permissions so that he could get the glow stone (and any other materials he’d want) himself.

We all remember their meet up on that ocean hill, where Dream gives Techno golden apples, diamonds, and other such materials for the battle against Schlatt. It seemed to be a one-off gift that was more for Wilbur's benefit than Techno's, but there's potentially the chance that Dream saw an alliance to Techno to be more beneficial than working only with Wilbur, and contacted him off screen to make deals.

Going back to the Village Farm - for a player to get the exact enchantment they want for a reasonable price, breeding them is the most logical option. It's the route Techno would take regardless of Dream's rules on the SMP too, as he tends to show little regard for what the creators want (Ex. Taking over SMP Earth, exploiting Hypixel Skyblock, etc.) However, it could also be possible that Dream gave Techno permission to do this, and so the reason Techno is keeping the farm secret is so that the viewers don't know of their alliance.

Theory B: Techno has hidden resources in his base that he doesn't want anyone to have even the chance to see. Whether it is to hide from enemies watching (or to hide from Dream in particular because Techno knows he's breaking the server's rules) there are secret chests that Techno has with extra resources that can be heard loud and clear in the video.

They could be simple ones hidden in the walls...or in the blackstone brick base hidden under his floors. Saying he’s “hacking” rather than the reality of him just checking all his chests again is on par for Techno’s usual dramatics - yet we can clearly see that there’s no glowstone in any of his chests. This is why I believe he got the glowstone from some unseen resource. With the BRB screen on, Techno prevents his viewers from actually seeing how he got the 3 stacks of powder, and it keeps the location of his hidden materials safe.

Personally, I feel theory B is more likely, but there have been moments where Dream has acted Sus so...be on the lookout y'all.

4. Techno not participating in MCC

For those of you who watched Techno during the Potato War, many will remember that MCC 6 had a stressful undertone. Because of how much effort and time Techno had been putting into farming on Skyblock, taking a break to compete in another event was distracting. It ultimately led to him losing time that, from his perspective, would have been better off spent farming.

Techno might not be as blatantly grinding on the Dream SMP as he did with the Potato War, but it's undeniable that other streamers have seen him online for stretches of 10 hours and more. When asked about why he wasn't participating in the next MCC, Techno didn't say he was taking a break - something that'd be entirely reasonable and honestly well earned - he said "I don't want to."

It could be awkward phrasing by virtue of Techno's personality, but what I think is more likely is that Techno has learned from his past mistakes. Rather than "waste" time competing in MCC, Techno might be planning to use the time everyone on the SMP is gone to his advantage. He could sneak into enemy territory, set traps in certain areas, or maybe even perform some illegal acts that Dream would never allow. Either way, I suspect Techno has something planned for the 14th.

Honorable Mentions:

Dream poking fun, or blatantly covering for Techno?

This clip of Techno's secret Something??? next to the spider spawner, undeniably suspicious

Techno had around 5 stacks of wool in his inventory at one point - he absolutely could be bed mining the nether not only so that he has multiple sets of OP netherite, but possibly because he's preparing the gear for another person (cough cough Philza) or people

Techno's collection of ghast tears. He's studied Crystal PvP and made plenty of 2b2t references in the past (Look up FitMC for more info on those things) So it could be possible that Techno is hiding stacks of end crystals so that he can decimate multiple players in an instant

All in all, I'm 100% convinced that Techno has some serious plans hidden behind the scenes that he's not going to share until it's time for him to unleash utter chaos. We know he's keeping secrets, we know he's had the time, and we know he's capable.

I hope you all enjoyed my research and feel terrified of what Techno could possibly have done off camera :D

If anyone else has different theories, corrections to what I wrote, or other moments where Pink was Sus, feel free to comment!

[arty-shadow-morningstar]

Graveyard Siblings (5)

[Masterlink] (PART 1) (PART 4)

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Mari and Cass sometimes switch their suits as they have the same body type. Cass would sometimes go out in full Hellbat gear and give the appearance that Hellbat is out more often than she actually is.

So Orphan/Black Bat also sometimes uses guns.

This also helps with concealing secret identities. Maria was rescued by Hellbat from Joker’s Henchmen. (Vicki Vale was getting sus of the new Wayne and Hellbat.)

Unfortunately since Hellbat rarely comes out and she had already made all of her appearance for the month and it wasn’t a busy weekend, the public had come to the conclusion that Hellbat has a crush on the newest Wayne.

Basically everyone thought that Mari has a crush on herself. Which led to some teasing and escalated to Mari announcing that Jason had a crush on Red Hood on live TV.

It didn’t help that a video of Red Hood and Jason re-enacting Romeo and Juliet with Jason on his apartment balcony and Red Hood on the roof was posted on the internet a few days later. (Thank you, Trixx and Tim’s awesome video editing skills)

Sadly, it was taken down 24 hours later. (Tim and the others have multiple copies of it, on the cloud or hardware, hidden around in the manor and their respective safehouses in the US.)

Some people kidnapped Jason to hopefully gain leverage over the Red Hood and to their dismay and nightmares for years to come, Hellbat came instead.

One lucky and incredibly brave reporter asked why she was there instead of her brother.

Mari being a little shit, “Red Hood may be a tough and scary guy but when it comes to his feelings, my brother is a chicken.”

Pictures of Jason tackling Hellbat somehow never made it into any papers.

The criminal underworld hasn’t taken a hint and Jason has been kidnapped a few more times.

Other times Jason was kidnapped:

Robin: Red Hood made a fool of himself in front of Todd recently and he doesn’t dare to show his face.

Spoiler: He was taking too damn long checking his hair even though I told him that no one was going to see it under his helmet and he was so offended that he is currently sulking in the bathroom.

Red Robin: Red Hood can’t think straight when he is around Jason. I mean have you seen the dude.

Arsenal*during a rare visit to Gotham*: Red Hood owes me one now.

Dick finally ends it by going out as Red Hood and rescuing Jason. Gotham is happy that Redson (Red Hood x Jason) ship has finally sailed.

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Kate, Babs, Cass, Steph and Mari were out on Mari’s first girls’ night since her move to the manor.

This is set a little after she came back from Paris with Jason.

They watched rom-com movies, did hair and nails, gossip about the superhero community and bitch and vent to each other.

Marinette off-handedly mentioned the crazy shits she had done during her stint as Ladybug. It started with asking about the T-rex in the Batcave and she mentions jumping into the mouth of a live one before.

Everyone in the room was shocked and after a few more questions, it was obvious that she was very reckless and self-sacrificing. Yep, she was going to fit into this crazy family just fine.

And Holy Shit. There is so much trauma packed into this kid. She needs lots of therapy.

Babs finally decided that they all needed to get out and have some fun. All in their respective suits and they went out.

Joined by Harley, Ivy and Selina.

Plagg came along because I want Plagg to meet Selina.

It was a chaotic night and it was a miracle that Bruce didn’t find out about what the girls did.

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Batman and Red Hood were on patrol together when Selina jumped in front of them.

“Hello, Boys”

“What do you want, Catwoman?”

“I want to meet my new prodigy, Kitty Noire.”

Cue Marinette jumping down from her hiding spot, transformed with the Black Cat Miraculous. “Hiya.”

Red Hood carries her like a potato sack and points his gun at the other two.

“Nope, she’s my sister and I called dibs. I adopted her. She’s off limits.”

“Legally, she’s mine.” Batman coughed out.

“I did it first. Emotionally. She’s my emotional support sister. You have plenty kids already, B and Selina, get your own.”

“Hey, I am still here and can hear you.”- Maria

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Alya was worried for Lila. She had been acting weirdly for the past month.

She looked very out of sorts. Her clothes weren’t in order and her hair was in disarray. She had bags under her eyes and her eyes looked wild. Lila didn’t look like herself at all.

She jumped at any sound and flinched at really sudden movements.

Alya tried to find out what was wrong with Lila and received vague answers.

One time Lila said that Marinette is to blame.

Alya reaches the somewhat right conclusion that Marinette was haunting Lila and hurting her because Lila used to come to school with bruises and claims that Marinette did it.

Alya goes to Marinette’s grave to desecrate it. (Yeah, go anger the ghost that is haunting someone.)

Unfortunately, the moment she tries to do something, the sky turns dark, clouds appear and the wind begins whipping. A Lightning strike near her and there was a cloaked figure beside her with a scythe.

All Alya saw from the figure was the blood-red lips in a very sharp grin and glowing blue eyes, raising the scythe high before she ran away. The scythe swiped the air where her head once was.

Alya didn’t get far before she tripped and blacked out.

When she woke up, she found herself in the hospital with no idea how she got there.

She was told that somebody found her with a concussion in the park and took her to the hospital.

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The next one on Mari’s hit list was Natalie.

She wasn’t as involved in the whole thing like Lila, Adrien or Gabriel but she still did it anyways.

Her punishment is a little mild compared to the others and was more of a warning to Gabriel.

Natalie woke up in the middle of the night to see a not-so-dead Ladybug sitting on her vanity chair with the moonlight from the windows illuminating her body and her neck. Her suit was torn exactly like the day of that battle with blood dripping down her arms and from her open wounds. The shadows kept her face hidden but glowing blue eyes stared at her.

Natalie was scared at first. But she regained her normal cool composure.

“I assume you are here to extract your revenge for aiding in your unfortunate demise. But before you kill me, I regret my part in my entire thing and I apologize for everything I have done against you even though I knew it was wrong.”

“At least you show remorse over what you have done. Visiting my grave when even my parents didn’t and leaving flowers. I love those purple hyacinths by the way. Did you know that they mean sorry in the language of the flowers?”

“Why are you stalling my death? Just kill me already.”

“Madam Sancouer. You just played a minor role in my downfall compared to what Adrien and Lila Rossi did to me. And you showed more guilt over your actions than they ever did and Adrien claimed to have loved me. And like I have told the Bats, Death is too swift of a punishment.”

“Who are the bats?”

“None of your concern. You should be more concerned about yourself.”

“Lila sees the ghosts of her past and they haunt her. Adrien is in a living nightmare and has no control over his actions and is despised by everyone. What are you going to do to me?”

“Well, since you show some guilt over your actions, let me tell you a little secret. I am not dead. Not really. I mean I did die. But there was a spell in the grimoire that revived me. It took a few days to work.”

Marinette changed to her normal form. It was a little jarring to see an older Marinette Dupain-Cheng sitting on her vanity chair like it was a throne. The Ladybug suit and the wounds were gone. She looked a little familiar.

“Why are you telling me this? What was the point?” Natalie faltered as she wondered why the girl looked familiar. Marinette moved closer and her face was fully illuminated by the moonlight.

“I intend to take everything by which I mean everything from Gabriel Agreste for what he did.”

“M. Agreste just wanted his wife back. You just gave him your Miraculous, you would still have everything.”

“What difference would it make? Sure I had friends and family before but they turned out to be disappointing. I might have become a famous designer like I dreamed of and can't achieve because I died. Besides, he never said about wanting his wife to come back in his tedious monologues. For all we knew back then, he wanted them for world domination. He showed that he would end the world for them. For kwamis’ sake, he nearly started World War III, just for a pair of earring and a ring. He was willing to kill me to have her back. No wait, he did that too. If he actually read the translated grimoire or asked the Guardian or at least someone with magic for help instead or maybe used his head and made some who can heal as his champion using the Butterfly, we wouldn’t even be in this mess. Face it, Mme Sancour, your boss is a power-hungry and very controlling maniac who is also thankfully an idiot.”

“But- he- he just-. You are just a child, what do you know? M. Agreste knew what he was doing.”

“A child who had a normal life up until he tried to ruin it with his idiotic schemes and hiring Lila to do it. A child who had to fight a war on her own.”

“I am sorry you had to go through that but I doubt you and your little revenge rampage is going to solve anything.”

Ghostly Chains wrapped around Natalie’s body, squeezing tight like it was squeezing the life out of her.

“I was all for sparing you, you know. If you had actually listened to my side of the story, you would have spared from my ‘little revenge rampage’. This is going to be a little painful. Sorry about that.” In a tone that was definitely not sorry.

Pain coursed through Natalie’s body. Her skin crawled and itched as pitch back feathers grew out of it. Her bones turned to dust and reformed.

Where Natalie Sancour once was, there was a raven.

An omen of death and destruction for one Gabriel Agreste.

Marinette leaned down towards the raven. Natalie tried to peck her eye out but Marinette held the beak in a firm grip.

“Ah. ah ah. Luckily for you this is temporary. Mostly. Every night, you will assume this shape and each night the longer you will stay in this form. Slowly counting down the days until Gabriel’s downfall. Since you love helping him so much, you are going to help him know how long he has to live. The night you are a raven from sunset to sunrise, that sunrise starts the day Gabriel Agreste will be utterly destroyed.”

She released the beak and headed towards the window.

"Send him my regards."

With that, she was gone.

(Part 6)

[saksukei]

oikawa tooru as a boyfriend

others; ushijima | tsukkishima | tanaka | kuroo

some of you all don't understand how great of a boyfriend he'll be,,,,, aND IT PAINS ME

HES A LITERAL KID IN THE RELATIONSHIP

like oh my god

he'll ruffle your hair,,,, give you piggy back rides,,, tickle wars,,,, teasing you about how you're such a simp for him,,,, he's just the type of boyfriend that WILL leave your heart pounding

to be honest,,,, he didn't expect to like anyone,,, given that half of his time is consumed by volleyball

but his pretty boy bravado goes out of the window when he meets you oh gosh

he denied his feelings for the longest because you know,, his past experiences with relationships,,,,, but then he saw your smile and he knew he was fucked™

will go around showing pictures of you and be like

“HAVE YOU SEEN THE LOVE OF MY LIFE–?”

and everyone will be like “for the fiftieth time– yes.”

he uses pet names like ‘baby’ ‘honey’ ‘sugar’ ‘bubs’

you know how most of the hq boys will lend you their jacket?? yeah,,,, if you ask oikawa HE WILL EVEN TAKE OFF HIS JERSEY AND GIVE IT TO YOU

if you ever come to his matches,,,, He smirks so damn match and the opposing team gulps because oikawa smirking is not a good sign

and if you cheer for him,,,, he'll be like “YES THATS MY BABY ARE Y'ALL JEALOUS HAHA??? SUCKS TO BE YOU THEN” and the entire team is trying to stop him before he gets kicked out

oikawa loves being in physical contact with his significant other at all times,,, so holding hands, forehead kisses, back hugs are all too common

BUT HE WILL KISS YOU IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE TEAM ON PURPOSE,,, ESPECIALLY KNOWING THAT IT WILL MAKE YOU SHY

his favorite place to kiss you though is on your wrists,,, they're so delicate compared to his,,, and his hands wrap around them so easily he can't help but kiss them

dates consist of going to volleyball matches of other teams to analyze them while wearing disguises,,,, going to the park for the swings,,, going to local cafes and maybe even having study dates but,, oikawa isn't letting you study

he even loves going to watch sunsets with you

spoils the absolute shit out of you,,, flowers, matching couple outfits,,,, you name it, he'll do it

HES SO CHEESY OH MY GOSH HE FLIRTS WAY TOO MUCH AND HE DOESNT EVEN TRY TO HIDE THAT HE'S LIKE IN LOVE WITH YOU

and yes, he will absolutely trap you between a wall and steal kisses I DONT MAKE THE RULES

one day,, oikawa will come up to you randomly and be like “can you wear your most expensive dress?”

and once you do,,, he'll be in a suit,,,

and then he'll play some song from the 1960’s and you two will dance around in the living room

and then he'll also take you out to dinner

also– PLEASE PLAY WITH HIS HAIR ITS SO FLOOFY

oikawa loves one thing,,, and it's a very intimate thing but he loves taking showers with you,,, after his tiring day, he just wants to be in your arms and he wants you to wash his hair will he washes yours,,,, he also loves it when you give him massages

and perverts, get your minds out of the gutter

I know a lot of people think oikawa won't be loyal in a relationship,,, sorry to break ya bubble lovelies but I think he'll be one of the most geniune and loyal boyfriends,,,

yes he will have a bit of trouble trusting, especially in the start of the relationship where he wouldn't share anything at all,,, but please don't ever doubt his love for you,,,

oikawa would never cheat on you, heck he'd be showing his fan girls pictures of you,,,, he'd decline their confessions like they were nothing,, because he only has his eyes one person and that's you

on bad days, he'll bury his head in your chest,, wanting nothing more than to stay in your warmth

fights happen because you want him to take care of himself and stop with the reckless attitude

he might be a tad bit mean at first,,, but once he cools down, he'll immediately apologize and maybe even start crying,,, telling you how much he loves you and that you're right– he needs to be more careful,,,

and the next day, oikawa will start texting you what he's eating, how much he slept etc omg

if you're upset,,,, he'll do anything in his power to make you happy,,, be it kisses, shopping,,, it doesn't matter

your happiness matters so much to him,,, he'd walk on a bed of nails if it'd make you smile

you'll be there with him, laughing your asses off,,, and the only thing oikawa will be thinking is “i wouldn't rather be anywhere else than here”

he feels so warm in his chest,,, more warm than he's ever felt before,, and he thinks that you'll be the death of him,,,

all in all,, he's a sweetheart,,, yes it might be tough in the start but once he's comfortable,,, you'll be second guessing whether oikawa is actually an angel or a human being

[moonlightdancer26]

You wanna know what gives me so much joy. Just imagining the snapes (like Tobias snape and eillen snape) literally bullying the mauruaders parents. (yes it's trauma Olympics but God it's also insanely funny to see the comparison between the parents and their children).

So in order for this to work snapes parents didn't want their kid. Like it's a very I don't like you but you're my responsibility. Like eillen sort of has the mentality of 'indifference is better than hatred, hatred gets you kicked out of the house, indifference let's you stay in the house', while Tobias is well a darker morally Grey person. Like he's not dumb to put have blood on his hands but it's not like he's completely clean.

The potters (yes here we accept sirius, James) the Pettigrew VS the snapes. And I know for a fact they would choose the fact severus does dark magic.

The counter arguement by let me mind my own business eileen and hardened by life because he probs served in the army or some shit tobias would be : your sons don't even know that the world moves on after they are dead and guess what both of our kids are going to die and are pawns in this little chess game of war. Yes good people fight and go to war. No good person comes out of a war unscathed to tell their story. And if your asking them to be good even after seeing all of that horror then you are the bad person.

Then I know the snapes would actually bully the fact they are rich and like 'don't know struggle'(and I love it when we bully rich people so I'm okay with it).

This might be a niche arguement but I think eillen would jab on magical genetics like 'everyone here in magical society is dieing and like that's your kids (James) trauma'. For sirius I think Tobias is capable of mentally fucking him up, idk why but I always saw Tobias as the type of man to let you know the type of person you are at the barest sense and tell you that you're wrong for it.

Listen the lupin and the snapes. I know for a fact eileen would make so much fun of lupin dad she would have had a field day.

I think the lupins arguement would be : our sons a werewolf. ( Eileen : because of you., you literally were asking for a fight and you got it but at the expense of your son.) and I think they'd go on how both kids are like sort of having to find their place in the world but their son chose better company.( And Tobias entire response would be : listen your kid hasn't struggled yet, you know why I'm telling you this because my son is in a school house that hates your existence and where he has to be tactile to survive, because yay your son has lovely friends and great have a jolly great time but he will not know struggle and realize the world in unfair until one of his friends die in a stupid magical war and when he looses that pillar and sees the odds are stacked against him he will realize that nobody cares if he's good there's only struggle.

(insert anology on being a veteran and seeing someone die and knowing you just have to get through the day,,, , it's basically the same arguement of yours kids are going to die in a war with some other top leader and you can't even protect them).

,,,

Could you like imagine if the kids were in the room. Like I know they all would be like shit they are right and at the same time to severus : dude you are like so nice a bit feral and socially awkward but you're not them.

Or like even if just severus was in the room watching the parents of the mauruaders realize these two feral fuchers from coke worth have made solid arguements and there's really nothing they can argue them back with.

PLS THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS 😭😭